1 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:06,200 [Jill] # Wild thing, I think I love you 2 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:11,232 # But I want to know for sure 3 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:14,542 # So, come on and hold me tight 4 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:17,344 [humming] 5 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,476 # I love you # 6 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,848 [humming] 7 00:00:22,922 --> 00:00:25,049 [laughs] 8 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:28,593 [Wilson laughs] My, neighborette! 9 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:31,630 You seem awfully tickled to be getting rid of that garbage. 10 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:35,098 No, no, no. l'm just excited because l'm going to a hardware show. 11 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,730 Who are you and what have you done with Jill? 12 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:42,934 No, no. l love these hardware shows 13 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:45,842 because when Tim goes and does the Tool Time remote... 14 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:48,642 - [Wilson] Hmm. - ...l get to spend time with my boys. 15 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:52,811 Ohh. Well, l remember spending quality time with my mother. 16 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:58,051 We'd bake cookies, then astral project ourselves to an alternate universe. 17 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:02,655 Well, we're just driving to Cleveland. 18 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:04,992 - Also fun. - Yeah. 19 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,125 We've done these trips with the boys since they were little. 20 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:09,725 l remember this one trip. 21 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:14,638 We went to Chicago and Randy vomited all over the Sears Tower elevator. 22 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:17,206 [sighs] Ah, memories. 23 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:21,714 Mmm. l'm excited this time. l'm taking them to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame. 24 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:24,750 They will love that. Boy, you are one happenin' mama! 25 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,254 - Hey, l'm ''a wild thing!'' - ''You make my heart sing!'' 26 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:32,451 [both] # You make everything groovy # 27 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:33,958 [Jill laughs] 28 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:36,552 Hey, guys, l just put octane boost in the Nomad. 29 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:39,655 Which means the car might arrive in Cleveland before we do. 30 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:42,667 Tim, l've got that extra suitcase you wanted for the show. 31 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:45,704 - Outstanding. - That is six suitcases you're taking. 32 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:49,799 Do you really need to bring home every single sample from the hardware show? 33 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:55,705 Of course you do. 34 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,682 - [Wilson] Here we go, Tim. - Thanks. 35 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,719 Oh, Jill, while you're at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, 36 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:04,279 make sure and look at the exhibit on my old friends The Beatles. 37 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:06,257 No. Like you really knew the Beatles? 38 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:09,295 - [Wilson] Mm-hmm. - Big deal. l knew Black & Decker. 39 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:13,632 - Was Paul really that cute in person? - Cuter. 40 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,067 You want to know cute? l'll introduce you to Sherwin Williams. 41 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,586 We need another cart for their luggage, alright? 42 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,015 Well, boys, here we are in Cleveland. 43 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:15,458 - What do you want to do first? - l gotta go pee. 44 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,428 Me, too! 45 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:20,466 l know you're excited, but we could've made one rest stop. 46 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:24,902 You know the rule, don't you? No rest stops unless we change time zones. 47 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:30,906 Ten minutes more into this, we would've changed more than time zones. 48 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,945 - Hey, Tool Man! Lou Michaels... - Lou Michaels! 49 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:37,380 - ...Precision Bathroom Fixtures. - Good to see you. This is Jill. 50 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,815 - Hi. - Hi. How you doing? 51 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,377 - Fine, thanks. - Here. Have a sample toilet brush! 52 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:47,152 ''Always brush after every flush.'' 53 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,888 lt's inspirational, Lou. 54 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,489 l'd better check in. lt was nice to meet you, Lou. 55 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,433 You too, Jill. Hey! This is my son Kevin, Tim. 56 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:57,935 - Good to meet you. - Hi. 57 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,529 - There's my middle son, Randy. - Hey! How are you? 58 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,167 Nice to meet you. What kind of computer you got? 59 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:08,806 A notebook with a Power PC processor, 64 megs of RAM, and a 33.6 modem. 60 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:11,879 [grunting laughter] 61 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:17,351 - Your suite's all ready, Mrs. Taylor. - Oh, thanks. 62 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:20,051 Do you have brochures on things to do in Cleveland? 63 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:22,287 l'm going to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame. 64 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:25,263 You're in luck. There's a fascinating exhibit called, 65 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:29,665 - ''The Changing Face of Rock and Roll.'' - What's that about? Michael Jackson? 66 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:40,912 Mrs. Taylor, we take our rock and roll very seriously here in Cleveland. 67 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,013 - l guess. - Problem? 68 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,848 - No. Everything's fine. What's that? - Toilet brush. 69 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:52,016 - No, that. - Oh. Sample pool skimmer. 70 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,993 We don't have a pool to skim. 71 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:59,088 l'm hoping it will work on your gravy. 72 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:07,200 Guys, l've got so many fun things planned today. 73 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,901 We got the zoo, and Jacobs Field, 74 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,139 and the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, and... 75 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:20,779 And as punishment for that, The Doll House and Thimble Museum. 76 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,622 [Mark] Mom, it's Saturday. We want to sleep. 77 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:27,421 OK, look, ten more minutes 78 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,961 and then l'm coming in with this bucket of ice. 79 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:32,896 [Randy] Could you bring a couple sodas with that? 80 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,339 - [Jill] Hi. - l need another suitcase. 81 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:46,969 You wouldn't believe what the concrete and brick guys are giving out this year. 82 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:48,536 [heavy thud] 83 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:53,711 Where's Brad? l thought he was coming with you after you set up the booth. 84 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:56,846 He's having fun, l told him he could have a couple more hours. 85 00:05:56,923 --> 00:06:00,825 That's OK. Just tell him to be back at 1 2:00, meet us in the lobby for lunch. 86 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:02,451 [Tim] You got it. 87 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:05,588 l only got two days with the boys, l was hoping to start early, 88 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:08,566 But l can't get Randy and Mark out of bed. 89 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:11,797 l got a spare bug bomb. Want to smoke 'em out of there? 90 00:06:13,005 --> 00:06:17,533 No. But l would like you to try to get them out of bed... a non-toxic way. 91 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:21,441 l'd like to, but l gotta get back to my fans. 92 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:24,381 l got pictures to take, autographs to sign. 93 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:27,385 You know, it's... it's just not easy being me. 94 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,254 Try being married to you. 95 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,328 lf only that were possible. 96 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:44,032 [Heidi] Here you go. 97 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,470 [whistling] 98 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:01,747 You know, if we did a swimsuit calendar, they'd want our autograph, too. 99 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:05,188 lf you did a swimsuit calendar, we'd be kicked off the air. 100 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:10,653 Coming to you from the Cleveland Hardware Expo it's... 101 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,357 [all] Tool Time! 102 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,990 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 103 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,728 There's nothing like the Cleveland Hardware Expo. 104 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,934 lt's a... it's a gala event 105 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:23,669 that showcases the most innovative products in the marketplace today. 106 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:26,371 We're at the Precision Bathroom Fixtures booth, 107 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,574 where they're showcasing an interesting new product. 108 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:33,415 lt's actually a home urinal system, believe it or not. 109 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:38,354 lt's called Potty Pal. Right away l know the value of this. 110 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:41,393 Lou, tell the audience why they'd be interested in this. 111 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:45,396 Well, Tim, it only uses ten ounces of water per visit. 112 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,023 - Ten ounces? Well. - Yes. 113 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:50,796 And it mounts flush with the wall. 114 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:57,774 And as you can see, it comes in a host of fine decorator colors. 115 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:01,610 Well, my favorites would have to be the Seafoam Green and the Biscuit. 116 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:08,709 And as you also can see, it opens up just like a mailbox. 117 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:13,892 You want to look out for that ''return to sender'' feature, though. 118 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:18,821 Hot things are happening here at the All Seasons lnsulation booth. 119 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:22,925 They're offering an interesting product called cellulose blown insulation. 120 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:26,096 lt's made entirely out of newspaper. 121 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:30,006 This is an environmentally sound way to keep your home... comfortable. 122 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,176 Plus, if you're ever stuck inside your wall, 123 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,338 you'll always have something to read. 124 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:39,114 You just pick it out and... 125 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,016 ...uh, over to you, Tim. 126 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:45,352 ''Something to read!'' 127 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:49,292 We're at the Frankfort Fan Company located in Frankfort, Michigan. 128 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,729 There's nothing l like better than my fans. Just like my fans, 129 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:55,767 these fans come in a variety of sizes, shapes and colors. 130 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:59,100 From big, portable cooling units with six-horsepower motors, 131 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:02,038 to a very innovative little combination light and fan. 132 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:05,544 Light up your workshop and get rid of toxic fumes at the same time. 133 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:08,079 So have that extra bowl of chili, guys. 134 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:10,910 lt flips on just... 135 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:14,146 Whoa... uh, look at that, a handy plug, too. 136 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,383 Plug her in... 137 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,886 [whirring] 138 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:23,057 Turn it off! 139 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,791 Tim! Turn it off! 140 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:29,494 Somebody turn off the power! 141 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,696 Turn it off! 142 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,672 Tim! Tim! 143 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,171 Turn off the power! 144 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,909 Off! 145 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,587 [panting] 146 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,685 Um... 147 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,455 l'm, l'm terribly sorry. l'm terribly sorry. 148 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,997 What are you talking about? 149 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,590 The Tool Man pulling a stunt like this in my booth 150 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,897 is going to be great publicity! 151 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,530 How do you think up these gags? 152 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:12,005 Well, the trick is making it look like an accident. 153 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,020 [bell dings] 154 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,914 So, Mrs. Taylor, what sights have you seen so far? 155 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:30,019 l wanted to go to Jacobs Field, but nobody else wanted to go. 156 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:33,862 So, let's see, l've seen... the hotel vending machine. 157 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,029 Mmm. lmpressive, isn't it? 158 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,569 The Cajun hot fries? My idea. 159 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,073 You're here! Mark and Randy will be down any minute. 160 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:48,637 - Where do you want to go for lunch? - l want to go back to the show. 161 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:51,478 But you can't be there and be with me. 162 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:55,179 - Which brings me to my next question. - You don't want to be with me? 163 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,415 No. lt's not that l don't want to be with you. 164 00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:01,220 lt's just... l can't be with you and at the show at the same time, 165 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,227 so... see ya! 166 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,065 [sighs] 167 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:12,298 Oh, good! Guys, it's only gonna be the three of us because Brad's not coming. 168 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:13,895 Uh, Mom? l got a favor to ask. 169 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:17,602 l ran into that kid, Kevin, the son of the toilet guy. 170 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,075 Does he want to go to lunch with us? That's OK. 171 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,445 He can come to the Hall of Fame, too. 172 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:27,816 Actually, he wants me to go hang out with him down at the Tower City Mall. 173 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,412 You'd be missing a chance to see rare memorabilia 174 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:33,788 from rock and roll legends like Jimi Hendrix. You love Hendrix. 175 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:37,192 Mom, l love his music, l don't need to see his lunch box. 176 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:40,254 OK. 177 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:42,857 l thought we were gonna spend some time together. 178 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,369 What are you saying? You want me to cancel? 179 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,133 l want you to do what you want to. 180 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,766 [sighs] l knew you'd understand. 181 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,502 [scoffs] 182 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:59,040 So, l guess since neither of them want to spend the day with their mother, 183 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:02,087 - you don't either. - Well, it's not that l don't want to. 184 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,520 lt's just... how would it look? 185 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,691 Fine. Nobody has to spend the day with me. l can entertain myself. 186 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:13,789 - Cool. l'll be playing video games. - What about lunch? 187 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:17,700 l'll get some hot fries at the vending machine. 188 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,533 My idea. 189 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:29,080 Hi. We're here at Bombs Away Pest Control. 190 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:35,287 These guys will put those pesky bugs on a fumigation vacation. 191 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,391 Well, the buzzword this year is ''sonar.'' 192 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:43,451 lt's a process that uses sound waves to get rid of unwanted pests. 193 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,963 - What time, need to talk. - [Al] Bees, fleas... 194 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:50,661 Or this jar filled with nasty, biting mosquitoes. 195 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:53,204 Hold on. Just a second. Just a second. 196 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,764 - What is it? - Well, the boys abandoned me. 197 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,503 You interrupted to tell me that? 198 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,511 Well, l didn't mean for you to stop. 199 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:04,242 l wanted to signal you so you could tell me when you had time to talk. 200 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,147 And that signal would be this? 201 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:13,289 l'm sorry. l was just upset about the boys not wanting to be with me... 202 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,487 Excuse us, please? 203 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:21,294 Well, those kids can be so insensitive. Gotta go. 204 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:25,869 So, you think this just isn't very important. 205 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,634 Yes, this is important. Can we talk about this later? 206 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,971 lt's important to express feelings when they happen. 207 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:34,479 When doing TV, it's important to be on camera when you're taping. 208 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,707 l gotta go to work. 209 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,976 l don't even know why l try and talk to you. 210 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,244 - Honey, come on! Don't... - [Al] Hey, Tim! 211 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:43,685 Oh, you knocked over all the mosquitoes! This is a disaster! 212 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,281 - [buzzing] - lt's not a disaster. l planned that. 213 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,519 lt looked just like an accident, didn't it? 214 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,969 Jill, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 215 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,038 You're upset the boys aren't with you. 216 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:03,131 They just want to do other things. Don't take it out on me! 217 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,477 - Mosquito! - All right, look... 218 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:10,311 Boys grow up, there's a point in life they don't want to hang around Mom. 219 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:17,217 l am not just their mom. l am their friend. l'm their confidant. 220 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:20,588 As a psychology student, you should understand this is normal. 221 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:24,026 What would you know about normal? 222 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:27,159 l recognize it in other people. 223 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:32,404 What are you saying? l'm not supposed to have feelings? 224 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:36,032 - Don't bring them to the hardware show! - OK, fine. Fine! 225 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,269 - You all don't want to be with me. - Don't... 226 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,540 l'll see Cleveland on my own. Give me the keys. Where's the car? 227 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:44,946 ln the structure, three floors down. Just follow the smell. 228 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,645 What... what smell? 229 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,349 l got some more samples. The back seat's full of fertilizer. 230 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,921 l'll just take a cab. 231 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,586 [Tim] Al! 232 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,593 - What's on the slate now? - You're never gonna believe this. 233 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,104 But we're booked solid with Tool Time remotes. 234 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,868 Thanks to the publicity we gave the mosquito people, 235 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,604 everybody wants us to destroy their booth! 236 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:15,511 - Great hardware show this year. - Great show. 237 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:18,674 We're shooting a segment with heavy machinery. Want to go? 238 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,414 - They got a forklift with a joystick... - l met some guys at Electrical. 239 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,422 We wanted to check out hot tub models. 240 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,948 - l like the Spa Two Thousand. - l like Brandy and Heather. 241 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:32,691 - When you're done, want to hang out? - No. We want to cruise for a while. 242 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,859 You just met them. What's more fun than hanging with Dad? 243 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,803 - Dad, you're getting as bad as Mom. - What is that supposed to mean? 244 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,033 Mom wants me to hang with her this weekend, 245 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,166 who hangs with their mom on vacation? 246 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,734 Al. 247 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,080 This is an important weekend for her. 248 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:53,414 You're saying if l look at forklifts with you it's gonna make Mom happy? 249 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,851 l don't care if you don't want to see forklifts. 250 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,082 l think you should try to be nicer to Mom. 251 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,717 All right. l'll be nicer when l get home. 252 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,424 Tim! Guess what? 253 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:08,626 The forklifts are right next to the plate glass window display. 254 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:14,304 Just think of the possibilities there. 255 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,770 You guys do this segment, l got an errand to do. l'll be back in a bit. 256 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:26,217 Well, Al, feel like breaking some glass? 257 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:29,683 [sighs] lt's just not the same without Tim. 258 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:35,490 [man on TV] The hotel offers a free buffet breakfast, workout facilities, 259 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:40,930 sauna, hair salon and a premium vending machine now featuring Cajun hot fries. 260 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,763 My idea. 261 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,237 [TV o 262 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,607 - Hi. - Hi. 263 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,940 - How are you doing? - Fine. 264 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,378 l raided the mini-bar. 265 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:59,242 l'm now working on my single serving of pistachios, 266 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:03,482 my individual wedge of Gouda, and my three-ounce can of cranapple cooler. 267 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:08,287 And all for only $88. 268 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:13,687 - Have you been here all afternoon? - No. l've been all over town. 269 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,029 l went to the zoo, by myself, 270 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,569 after having lunch, by myself. 271 00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:22,004 And then, l went to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame. 272 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:26,033 - By yourself. - No. With Roy Belasco. 273 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:29,512 - Who's Roy Belasco? - My cab driver. 274 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,986 Here's a picture of me and Roy, 275 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,614 in front of Elvis's deep-fryer. 276 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,386 - l know how you're feeling. - Oh, well... 277 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:46,090 There's no way for you to imagine it until you're standing this far... 278 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,225 ...from Bob Dylan's third-grade report card. 279 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,961 That's a ''D'' in Chorus, by the way. 280 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:56,872 No. l mean, l know how you're feeling about missing the boys. 281 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,434 You do? 282 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:02,412 l asked Brad to go look at forklifts with me. 283 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:06,417 He didn't want to. So, l know what you're going through here. 284 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,384 Have some honey-roasted peanuts. 285 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,418 Only $1 8. 286 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:21,221 lt seems like just yesterday that all they wanted to do was be around us. 287 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,234 lt's going way too fast. 288 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,134 You know, every year... 289 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:30,232 ...l fill the attic with boxes of clothes they've outgrown that l just... 290 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,742 ...can't bear to give away. 291 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,778 - [sad laugh] - lt just breaks my heart. 292 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,337 - Remember that cowboy outfit of Mark's? - Yeah. 293 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,349 l used to sneak into his room at night 294 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,284 and pry it off him so l could wash it. 295 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:44,686 Do you remember those little racecar jammies of Randy's? 296 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,190 Remember? l looked for one in my size. 297 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:54,592 l recently found Brad's Cub Scout uniform up there. 298 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:57,999 Did you know he got more merit badges than any of the other kids? 299 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,528 Sure he did. lt didn't hurt that l was his pack leader. 300 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,101 You were great. 301 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,144 On those camping trips, 302 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:10,773 that was one place your fire-starting skills came in handy. 303 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,709 There's something weird going on here. 304 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,845 You spend your whole life raising kids. 305 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:20,790 When they get to the age where they're cool to hang around, they ditch you. 306 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,491 - Which is what we want. - [surprised grunt] 307 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:30,030 Well, we want them to be more independent. 308 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:33,333 l mean, you're the one who said that it was natural for them 309 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:35,339 - to pull away from us. - No, no, no, no. 310 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:38,570 What l said was it's natural for them to pull away from you. 311 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,109 Now, we just gotta hope that they come back. 312 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,640 They'll come back... for money. 313 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:53,323 l just don't want this to be like my relationship with my parents, you know? 314 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:56,883 Because l've worked so hard to be close to them. 315 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,987 Oh, cut it out. 316 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,589 You're closer than any mom l know to your sons. 317 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,828 They talk to you. 318 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:08,068 Randy even talks about his girl problems with you, honey. 319 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,574 Yeah, he does. He does that. 320 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,773 Brad even asks for my advice on clothes. 321 00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:16,814 Mark hugs you. 322 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,610 Yeah. 323 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:22,051 - Aw, l guess they still like me some. - Oh, sure they do. 324 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,153 You know, there's a... 325 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,352 ...there's a benefit to them not being around all the time. 326 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,190 What? 327 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,260 l'll lock the door. 328 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:38,666 You bring my nuts. 329 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,072 [Wilson] Jill, l can't thank you enough 330 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:52,276 for bringing back this photo from the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame. 331 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:57,085 - [Jill] Well, you're welcome. - You know, l was the cute one. 332 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,950 What is this? 333 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,724 We made you a gift because of how upset you were about the boys growing up. 334 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,766 And we felt bad about deserting you in Cleveland. 335 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,327 lt's a quilt. 336 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:16,064 lt's made out of the boys' old clothes. 337 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:21,510 You did this all by yourselves? 338 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,644 Yes, you did! 339 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,449 l got all the old clothes from the attic. 340 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,851 We took it to Al's and had a man's quilting bee. 341 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:33,288 He makes a delicious banana bread. 342 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:36,289 - Do you like it? - l love it. lt's amazing. 343 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,659 - l can't believe you did this. - Look. Look. 344 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,664 There's the cowboy outfit. 345 00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:45,101 Oh, look. lt still has the hole in it where Randy shot him with the arrow. 346 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:48,806 - My Cub Scout uniform from 2nd grade. - Oh, my God, yes! 347 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,899 - And my racecar pajamas. - Oh... 348 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,541 l don't recognize this piece here. 349 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,979 Those are the boxers l wore when l proposed to you. 350 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,410 You saved them all these years? 351 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,784 Until last week l was still wearing 'em. 352 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,518 Maybe they just want to do other things. 353 00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:13,063 - Don't take it out on me! - No, it's a mosquito! 354 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,827 Must've been a big one. 355 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,869 Well, Al, feel like breaking some glass? 356 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,737 [sighs] lt's just not the same without Tim.