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- Hey, Tim. What's up?
- Hey, daddy-o!

2
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You know, in 3-D, you got 1 6 chins.

3
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Oh, no. Don't tell me they bought
your idea to do <i>Tool Time</i> in 3-D.

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Not just <i>Tool Time.</i>

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For one night, every show on the
station is gonna be 3-D, right?

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- <i>Knitting With Norm.</i>
- No!

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- <i>Cooking With Erma.</i>
- That'll be a great ratings grabber.

8
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What, we have Erma's fish kabobs
flying at the camera?

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- So it sounds a little cheesy.
- Sounds cheesy?

10
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Alright, it is cheesy!
That's what makes it fun.

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We'll follow in the footsteps
of 3-D horror classics,

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<i>Doctor Fong's House of</i>
<i>Chain Gang Cheerleaders.</i>

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[grunting] Oh, yeah.

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[Asian accent] Love Doctor Fong!

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l never liked 3-D, you know?

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When l was a kid, my favorite movie
was <i>The Sound of Music.</i>

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Now there's a movie that
would've been better in 3-D.

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Can you imagine 50 nuns
coming at you like ping-pong balls?

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Like a bad habit!

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What place does 3-D have
in a serious tool show?

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None. That's why we're
doing it on <i>Tool Time.</i>

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A visual feast. The audience will feel
like they're on the set with me.

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So they can feel the same terror l do.

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Lighten up. Look at the equipment.
lt's so cool. Two cameras.

25
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One shoots at a 45-degree angle. Put
the equipment together, tape comes out.

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Put on the glasses. Ba-da-bing!
You're scared half to death.

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Well, it'll take a lot
more than 3-D to scare Al Borland.

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Really. Put 'em on.

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l'll show you the
tape l did this afternoon.

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[Al] Whoa!

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lt's so real! l can almost feel it!

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[screams]

33
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Brad, big news. l pre-soaked your shirt
and got out the tomato soup stain.

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Wow, that is big news!

35
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When do they start giving out
those Nobel prizes?

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- Hi, guys.
- [boys] Hi, Mom.

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- Hi, Mrs. Taylor.
- Oh, hi, Angela.

38
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l washed your socks. Show me the
drawer they go in, l'll put them away.

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Alright. Follow me.

40
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Why is Angela doing Brad's laundry?

41
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She probably wanted something to do
after she cleaned his room.

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She cleaned his room?
How long has this been going on?

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l don't know, but she does nice work.

44
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You know, l'm gonna ask her
if she can give me a Wednesday.

45
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l wonder if Angela has a younger sister.

46
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My closet's a mess.

47
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OK, wait. Hold it!
Hold it right there, both of you.

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l did not raise my sons
to regard women as servants.

49
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l've taught you to be
responsible and independent.

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You do your own chores, clean up your
own messes. And under no circumstances

51
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do you ever treat the female sex
as though they are housekeepers

52
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put here to wait on you hand and foot!

53
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Honey, you want to
pop that in the washer for me?

54
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l think l'll just pop on out of here.

55
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- l think l'll pop on out of here.
- Tim...

56
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- ...we have a terrible situation here.
- What?

57
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Brad is letting Angela do his laundry.

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Oh, my God!

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Whites or colors?

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Do you really not get
what's wrong with this picture?

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Same old story, isn't it?
Boy meets girl, girl does boy's laundry,

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and l get yelled at.

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Wow, Angela does good work!

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Yeah. She does, doesn't she?

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l want to talk about you two.

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Mom, we've already had the sex talk.

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This isn't the sex talk.

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This is the socks talk.

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l was kind of disappointed to hear

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that you asked Angela
to do your laundry and chores for you.

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- l didn't ask. She offered.
- You could've said no.

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l didn't want to be impolite.

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Tell me something.
Do you do anything for Angela?

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l don't know. We don't keep score.

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ln other words, nothing?

76
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Honey, this sets
a really bad precedent.

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lt puts the female
in a subservient position.

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ls this gonna be another one
of your feminist lectures?

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Brad, women have worked
really hard to achieve equality.

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l know. And the right to make
their own choices.

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- Exactly!
- Angela's choice is to do my laundry.

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lt's anti-feminist of you
to judge her for that.

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You're destroying everything
women have worked so hard to achieve.

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l got nowhere. l tried to talk to Brad.
He didn't understand what l was saying.

85
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Just keep hammering it into him.
He'll come around to your point of view.

86
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As opposed to your point of view,
which would be?

87
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Same as yours.

88
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So you agree that Brad
shouldn't let Angela do his chores?

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The truth, honey? l think you're
making a big deal out of this.

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Learning to treat women
as equals is a very big deal.

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The kid's 1 6. He's got plenty of time
to develop a mature relationship

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and learn how to play the game.

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''The game.''

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Brad'll figure out pretty soon
that in order to make peace with women,

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- you have to pitch in now and then.
- ''To make peace.''

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So that's the only reason
that you do anything around here?

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And because l really like it.

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You do not.
You're just playing ''the game.''

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The important thing is
that l help you out.

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- ''Help me out?''
- Yeah.

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Do you have any idea
how demeaning that sounds?

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l used to be a lot better
at playing this game.

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You're implying that all the
housework is... is my responsibility!

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Except, occasionally, when you
grace me with your help!

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l didn't say that.
You may do more housework,

106
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but l do yard work to help out.
l work on the cars to help you out.

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- You work on the cars to help me out?
- Yeah.

108
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Well, thank you.
Because, you know,

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my life is gonna be so much easier when
the hot rod has six-to-one compression.

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Actually, it'll have eight-to-one.

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Tim, this is not about
who does more housework.

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This has to do with setting
a good example for the boys.

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l think l set a darn good example
for the boys, thank you.

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l know you do. lt's just that...

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...this is a really pivotal time in
their lives, and they need to know that

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you share the responsibilities with me
because you want to be an equal partner.

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l like that. lt's good.

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And it's fine with me
if you want to tell them that.

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Don't you think...

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...that it would
be better coming from you?

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Something tells me l do.

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- l'm glad you guys are here.
- Want to play some ball?

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No. l think it would be a lot
more fun to talk about relationships.

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Huh?

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l just want you both to know that your
mom and l share an equal relationship.

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We share responsibilities equally.

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- What did you do this time?
- What makes you think l did anything?

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You're a guy.
You don't talk about relationships.

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Such a sexist attitude.
Have you learned nothing from me?

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Did you drop another beam on Mom's car?

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l didn't drop anything on Mom's car!

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l know what this is about.
Mom's angry at Brad

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for letting Angela do his laundry,
and she's taking it out on Dad.

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She wants to make sure
l'm a good role model for you.

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Do you really think Angela doing
Brad's laundry is such a terrible thing?

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lf a girl wanted to
do my laundry, l wouldn't mind.

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- You should mind!
- Why?

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l don't know.

139
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lt seems to me you got
plenty of time to get beaten down.

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What do you mean?

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Well, eventually,
it happens to all of us.

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You meet that special someone who
forces you into an equal relationship.

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Excuse me?

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And there's that special someone now.

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How could you say that?

146
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How could you say that men
are beaten down by women?

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Stop that, there are
sharp chicken bones in there.

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You promised you'd
set a good example for the boys.

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They saw through me.
They know me better than that.

150
00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:07,597
l guess they know you better than l do.
l thought you were gonna back me up.

151
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:09,875
lf l have one flaw,
it's that l'm honest.

152
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lf you have one flaw,
l'm Cindy Crawford.

153
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Thanks to your honesty,
we've now not only lost Brad,

154
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we might as well write off
Mark and Randy as well.

155
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We haven't lost anybody.
Let me ask you a question.

156
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What would happen if the boys
turned out just like me?

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lt would be the strongest
argument yet against cloning.

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Hey, don't bring sheep into this.

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Look, Tim, if you don't set
a good example for the boys,

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how are they gonna have
healthy relationships with women?

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- 'Cause we have a healthy relationship.
- Only if l ''force'' you to.

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l can't help how l am.

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Men have a chromosome you women
don't have. The ''Y'' chromosome.

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As in ''Y'' do l have to
talk about the relationship?

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And ''Y'' do l have to put up with this?

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You know why? Because men are men.
No matter how much you want to,

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you can't turn men into women,
it can't be done.

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00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:15,901
Well, it can be.
But it's very expensive.

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And you still end up with
an Adam's apple and big hands.

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- Does everybody know what time it is?
- <i>Tool Time!</i>

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That's right. Binford Tools is proud
to present, Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor!

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- Woo-hoo!
- [audience cheers,applauds]

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Well, thank you, everybody.
Thank you, everybody.

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Thank you, Heidi.

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l am Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor.

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And you all know my assistant,
Al Borland!

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[audience cheers, applauds]

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Thank you. We have a
very special <i>Tool Time</i> for you...

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[shouting] ...presented in 3-D!

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Just because it's in 3-D doesn't
mean you have to yell at them, Al.

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- [quietly] Sorry.
- Al is actually a pro at this.

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00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,556
You probably remember
his old 3-D movies:

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<i>Beard Man from Alcatraz,</i>

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<i>Creature from the Flannel Lagoon.</i>

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ln that movie, l cried until l stopped.

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And, who could forget,
<i>It Came from Baskin-Robbins.</i>

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Remember, 3-D is just an illusion.

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ln reality, Tim has no depth.

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[sizzling sounds, hissing]

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Alright, it's springtime.
Time to think about barbecues.

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Bring out those fatty foods
and that Frisbee.

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At the Borland home,
spring always began at the picnic table.

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After they were done eating that...

194
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Today we're going to show you
how to build a picnic table.

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Your table's dimensions depend on
how many people you plan to seat.

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[both] Whoa... Whoa!

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And, actually, we precut our two-by-six
boards to the proper... length!

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[both] Whoa!

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00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:11,812
OK. We'll fasten those down with our
two-by-four braces using wood screws...

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- And this drill.
- [both] Whoa... Whoa!

201
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,088
Thank you, Heidi.

202
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:23,100
We've already miter-cut our legs,
we're ready to bolt them together.

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00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:27,265
Remember, the secret
to a tight fit is good notches.

204
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And for our <i>Tool Time</i> fans south
of the border, that's ''Buenas notches.''

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00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,907
OK, while Al's finishing up those legs,

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00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,485
l'll move on to
cut the hole for the umbrella.

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[drill spinning]

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OK, now we're
all ready for our picnic. [grunting]

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[both] Whoa... Whoa...

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00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,505
Whoa!

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00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,818
Tablecloth. Alright, Heidi,
how about our picnic basket?

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00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,148
- Oh...
- What am l thinking? l'll get that.

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- OK. Are you sure?
- Sure. Sit, let me get that for you.

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- Thanks.
- See what we got to eat here.

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00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,952
- A nice tossed salad for Heidi.
- Thank you.

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00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,963
- A little fried chicken for me.
- What do you have for me?

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00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:30,400
Oh, l know how you like hot dogs. l got
one here you'll like ten times as much.

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00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,996
[all] Whoa... Whoa... Whoa!

219
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,910
[Wilson] Well, neighborette,
l have outdone myself.

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00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,747
This year my tulips
are more gorgeous than ever.

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00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:50,083
- They are gorgeous. What's your secret?
- A very good florist.

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00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,321
[laughs] So how does your garden grow?

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00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:57,918
Oh, it's a little heavy
on the manure lately.

224
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Brad thinks it's OK to have
Angela do his chores for him.

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00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:04,894
Tim doesn't see
anything wrong with that.

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00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,803
Oh, men!

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00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,604
No matter how much ground
we feminists have gained,

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there is still so much work
left to be done.

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''We'' feminists?

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l've always been a big proponent
of the women's movement.

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You know, l spent most of the sixties
with my face behind a protest sign.

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Well, here l am in this
whole house full of men.

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l'm disgusted with myself because l've
had absolutely no impact on any of them.

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Remember that time that
l gave Tim Betty Friedan's book?

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- You know, <i>The Feminine Mystique?</i>
- Mmm-hmm. l take it he didn't like it?

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He loved it.

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He used it to level the legs
of his workbench.

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[sighs] Oh, sister, sister, sister.

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The thing that really upsets me
is to see Brad not respecting women.

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Well, Jill, Brad is new in his
relationships with the opposite sex.

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- l'm sure he's just testing the water.
- Angela's using it to wash his clothes.

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[chuckles]

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- Well, l'm sure that's gonna change.
- You think there's hope?

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Oh, sure l do.

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The English novelist,
Jilly Cooper, would agree with me.

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She said, ''The male is a domestic animal
which, when treated with firmness

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and kindness,
can be trained to do anything.''

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- Who trained you?
- The English novelist, Jilly Cooper.

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We had a brief fling
during my semester at Oxford.

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You know, l never realized
l was becoming enlightened

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until one day l found myself wearing
her apron and frosting her cupcakes.

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- [Brad] l'm kinda hungry!
- Me too.

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- Make me a ham sandwich?
- Sure.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

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How about you, Dad?
You want her to make you one?

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l don't need Angela
to make me a sandwich.

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- She doesn't mind.
- l don't mind.

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- l don't need a sandwich. Thanks.
- l could toss you a salad.

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l'm really not that hungry,
but thanks anyway.

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Hey, uh... l finished recessing
the other turn indicator in the garage.

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- Would you take a look at it with me?
- Yeah. Cool.

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- Excuse us for a minute.
- l'll be right back.

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- [Tim sighs] Very smooth, Brad.
- Yeah. Great job filing the edges.

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l'm talking about you and Angela.
Snap your finger, she jumps.

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Yeah. lt's great, isn't it?

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l don't know. Do you ever wonder
why she does stuff like that?

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- She enjoys it.
- l'm not so sure.

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Some girls do that cause they're afraid
if they don't, men won't like them.

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- Where'd you hear that?
- l read it.

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You know that book
that's holding up the workbench?

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lt's called, <i>The Feminine Mistake.</i>

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lt's written by Betsy Freeloader.

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- So now you're a feminist, too?
- l don't know what l am.

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There's stuff in there about
relationships that makes sense.

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When the girl does
all the work, it's not good.

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You're saying this because you
ended up marrying somebody like Mom.

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- Excuse me?
- Well, don't get me wrong. l love Mom.

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l didn't ''end up'' with Mom.
l love her because she's a strong woman.

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- You like her giving you a hard time?
- Yeah.

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That's what makes it exciting.

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l keep trying to think of
new ways to slip stuff by her...

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...and she's always coming up
with new ways to nail me.

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We're equal partners.

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- And you think that's good?
- Well, l don't know. lt works for me.

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But maybe having Angela as your
''sandwich girl'' works for you.

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Her whole life is sandwiches.

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''Make me another sandwich. Sandwich,
sandwich! Make another sandwich!''

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Where's Brad?

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ln the garage looking at the hot rod.
l'm making him a sandwich.

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Angela, do you really think
that's a good idea?

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Why? Do you think
he'd rather have turkey?

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- We have to have a talk.
- OK, when l'm done with the sandwich.

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Think he'll want fruit?
l'll cut up an orange.

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[sighs] Sister, sister, sister.

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Brad, what kind of mustard do you want?

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Mild goes best with dill pickles.

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lf you want sweet pickles,
l'll give you the Dijon.

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l also need to know
what kind of cheese you want.

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You shouldn't be making me a sandwich.

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- l don't mind.
- l do.

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- Don't you like my sandwiches?
- l like you.

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l don't think a girl should do stuff
for a guy when he can do it.

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Yes!

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When did you start feeling this way?

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Oh, l don't know. About three minutes
ago when l was in the garage.

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Wow! Making your own sandwich.

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Save some of that lunch meat,
there's other carnivores around here.

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- Tim!
- What did l do now?

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You know what you did.

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- Mmm...
- No, l don't. But l'm not sure l care.

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- Good night, Al. Good night, Tim.
- Goodnight. l'll take care of those.

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How much longer are you gonna stay?

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l'm waiting for the 3-D guys
to pick up their cameras.

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Well, just make sure when they
pick them up they're still in one piece.

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[humming]

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Whoa.

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Look out! Look out! Look out!

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What do you suppose we have in here?

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- Snakes!
- [metal clanking]

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Put the money in the bag.
l'm not joking.

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Do l look like l'm joking?

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They saw through me.
They know me.

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l guess they know you better than l do.

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- l thought you'd back me up.
- lf l have one flaw, it's being honest.

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lf you have one flaw,
l'm Cimby Crawford.

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- ''Cimby?''
- l'm ''Cimby.''

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Men are born with a chromosome
women don't even have.

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The ''Y'' chromosome. As in ''Y'' do l have
to keep talking about relationships?

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- And ''Y'' do l have to put up with this?
- [laughs]