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Welcome to day two
of a very special tool time.
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We're live from al's apartment.
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Now, here's the star of the
show, tim "the tool man" taylor.
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Thank you. Welcome to our
second day, in al's apartment,
lovely isn't it?
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I am tim "the tool man" taylor,
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Of course you all
know my assistant, al borland.
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- Al?
- [al] what?
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- We're on the air, al.
- [al] what?!
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[toilet flushing]
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[toilet still flushing]
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You could've given me
some warning.
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Where would the fun be in that?
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This week we've been showing
you how to turn the dead space
in your house
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Into living space.
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Today's challenge is
how to turn the dead space
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Between al's ears into
a nice bric-a-brac room.
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The dead space between your ears
could fill the mall of america.
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[snorts]
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[hisses]
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Today, we'll be installing
a sliding pocket door
in al's bathroom.
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First, let me show you
what we did yesterday.
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We used this space in the
wall... To put in a spice rack.
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- Al.
- [al] right.
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Then we converted this space
that used to be my closet,
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Into a guest bedroom.
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- Remote control.
- Tim.
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Next, we'll try to convert
some poor sap into al's first
house guest.
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And then we'll convert
that stuff on your face
into an actual beard.
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Gee, al, not everyone can grow
a beard as fast as your mom.
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Now the pièce de résistance.
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In the spare room above
the header in the kitchen,
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We have a home entertainment
system.
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With this set up, my guests
can now watch tv in bed.
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- Not with that remote,
though, al.
- Whoa!
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Hey! I don't go in
for that sort of thing!
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[lead breaks]
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Mom, can you sew
these buttons on my shirt?
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Eww, they're little skulls.
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Yeah. How fast can you do it?
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Well, I'm kinda busy,
but I assure you
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That sewing demonic symbols
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On my son's clothing will be
right at the top of my list.
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- Hey, mom.
- Hi.
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What are you doing with
my thesaurus? I've been
looking for this all day!
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I borrowed it for a report I'm
doing, the selfish middle class.
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Randy. Randy, this
is my work station.
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You can't just come
and grab anything you want.
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Hey, it is not my fault.
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I'm a product of
the selfish middle class.
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[exhales]
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What're you doing?
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I'm at the dining room table,
I'm... Dining.
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Well, now it's sort of
my office, so, would you
dine somewhere else?
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Alright.
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- Oh, my god! My paper!
- I'm sorry. I'll clean it.
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Or I could dine in my room.
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- I think that's
a good idea. Good idea.
- [door opens]
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- Hi, honey.
- [jill] tim?
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I'm having a really bad day.
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Nice talking to you.
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Tim...
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...I want you
to build me something.
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[grunts curiously]
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I've been trying to work
on this paper all day.
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I can't get
a moment's peace here.
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I just need a quiet
private place where
I can get things done.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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You want something built,
and you want me to build it?
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- Yeah.
- Yes!
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- I want an office.
- Office...
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A place to close the door
and get away from everybody.
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- Get away.
- Yeah.
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I was thinking that
you could convert the...
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- Attic!
- Right!
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[grunting] hey.
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[grunting] oh, oh!
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I've dreamed about this day
since the moment I met you.
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We didn't have an attic
the day we met.
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Which makes the dream
all that more significant.
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- You're not toying
with me, are you?
- No. On one condition.
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You keep it simple.
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You want simple...
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...You got your man.
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- See ya, tim.
- Wait.
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I got this from the attic,
remember this?
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I wore it to a wedding,
but I can't remember whose.
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Yeah, it was our wedding. Bye.
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[stammers] wait. There's just a
few more things I gotta ask you.
Hold on.
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Just a few decisions.
Paint or wallpaper?
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Paint. I gotta go
to therapy, honey.
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- Flat, semi-gloss, or matte?
- Uh, surprise me.
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- Carpet or wood floor?
- Carpeting.
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Ok, plush, saxony or berber?
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- I don't care!
- Wait, take a paint sample
with you.
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- [thud]
- [jill] ow!
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Sorry!
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I understand you are
a student at the university.
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Yes, I am, uh...
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...Taking therapy is a, a part
of my master's requirement.
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- Aha.
- I don't have much
to talk about.
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Oh, that's ok.
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Why don't you just tell me
a little about yourself.
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Oh, oh, ok. Um...
[clears throat]
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...Well, I just hit 40,
and I'm trying to jumpstart
a new career, and...
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I don't know which I'll get
first, my diploma or menopause.
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I have three sons, each of whom
is the center of his own
universe.
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Brad is driving, which worries
me, randy questions everything
we stand for,
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And mark...
He's the youngest one,
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Wears only black and is possibly
worshipping the devil.
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- Well, jill...
- No, no, there's more,
there's more.
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You see, I am completely
overwhelmed. My father died
six months ago,
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I'm helping my mother long
distance which is not working.
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I'm running a house,
going to school and leading
my own counseling groups,
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I'm having some people over
for dinner and I have no idea
what to make them.
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She likes fish, he likes
chicken. When I cook
it all tastes the same.
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You know,
maybe I take on too much
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Because I don't know why
I'm having people over
in the middle of the week.
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Well, jill, it seems to me
that there's, uh... More.
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Yeah, well...
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...This is only about ten
percent of my problems.
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The other 90 percent...
I'm married, too.
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You see, my husband, he's going
through this sort of midlife
crisis thing,
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"who am I?Where am I?
Should I grow a beard?
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Should I buy a hunting lodge?"
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And then, today brad spilled
a soda on my paper,
mark's asking for skulls,
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And before I knew it,
I was asking my husband
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To start construction
[sobbing] on an office.
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What's wrong with your husband
building you an office?
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I'm married to tim taylor.
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Tim "the tool man" taylor?
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Yeah, and maybe you'd better
switch to a tape recorder here.
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I hope I have enough batteries.
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You are so beautiful.
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I mean, I... I get excited
every time I see you.
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You feel so good.
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Would, uh, you and your drywall
like some time alone?
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I hope one day you find
something that makes you
as happy as this makes me.
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[sighs] yeah, me, too.
I just hope mine has a head
and breathes.
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Now, think about it, son.
Look at this.
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You have a dirty attic,
disgusting, dusty...
And a dream.
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You fulfill your dream
with the sweat of your brow
and your hands.
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[grunting laughter] huh?
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I'll, uh, stick with girls.
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[italian accent] it's like
talkin' to a wall.
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Hi. I'm sorry I'm late,
therapy ran over.
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Um, we need to talk
about the construction.
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Hey, I always got time for that.
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Picked up all the materials
down at harry hardware.
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They all tell me I've got
the remodeling glow.
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Um, tim, I've given it
some serious thought...
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- Ok.
- ...And I really
don't want the office.
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Preconstruction jitters.
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- Everyone gets them.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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- Life is chaotic lately...
- Yeah.
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One of the things I just learned
in therapy is that I need
to simplify.
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You see...
I take on way too much as a way
of not dealing with my feelings,
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And this office is gonna be
just way too much.
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You asked me to do it.
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Why would you ask me to do it,
unless you really wanted me to?
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Because for a brief,
fleeting instant,
I thought it was a good idea,
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But then you bombarded me
with decorating decisions
and blueprints..
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Ok, whoa, forget that. I'll make
the decisions, it's over.
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No, no, no. Tim.
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Tim, [stammers] I have problems
with this office on a...
Deeper level.
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Ahh, sub-flooring, huh?
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No. No, no.
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I, I really don't want to be
so isolated from everybody
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And when I get my office
someday, I need it to be a place
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Where patients can come,
and people can't traipse
through the house.
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Problem solved. I'll build
a stairway on the outside
of the house up to the...
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- No, tim, you're not
listening to me.
- [tim unintelligible]
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I don't want a staircase
on the outside,
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I don't want an office
in the attic.
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What are you saying?
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[shouts] I don't want
an office in the attic!
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Sheesh.
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I'm getting the idea you don't
want me to build this thing.
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- And I asked you
not to toy with me.
- Yeah.
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I begged you not
to toy with me, and yet,
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- You toyed.
- [jill sighs]
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- I know. I made a mistake.
- [groans]
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A mistake I'm very sorry for
and will obviously never hear
the end of.
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But, patty and doug
are coming over for dinner
and I need your help.
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Forget it.
I can't be around people
after I've been fired off a job.
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Tim, you're my husband,
not my contractor.
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For a brief, fleeting moment,
I was both.
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- You're ridiculous.
- You're ridiculous!
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Your life's chaotic,
you want to simplify it?
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Stop having stupid
dinner parties.
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This is the first one
in six months. I haven't
had time because of school.
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You want to streamline?
Quit school!
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- So you can build the office?
- Yes!
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If I quit school,
I don't need one.
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Don't use all that fancy
psychological stuff with me.
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- I have to make dinner.
- You have to make dinner?
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Where do I put
this stuff I just bought?
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I can think of
a real good place.
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[knife scraping]
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This fish is really good.
It's not too fishy.
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That's cause it's chicken, doug.
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Well, it's delicious.
It's not too chickeny.
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Well, jill, you didn't tell me,
how was your first therapy
session?
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[groans]
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Fine. Potatoes?
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Well, how did you like
dr. Breen? Was he insightful?
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He certainly incited a number
of things around here,
I'll tell you that.
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Yeah? I've been picking up
some tension.
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Everything alright?
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I don't think that's our
business. Why don't we
change the subject?
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Gotcha.
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So, jill, I hear tim's
building you a great office
up in the attic.
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[laughs]
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Lima beans?
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Well, she asked me
to build her an office,
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I did all the plans,
bought the materials,
then she changed her mind.
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Tim, we don't really have
to discuss this in front
of our guests.
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Why not? You ashamed of your
behavior? Afraid people might
judge you?
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Say, is that a beard
you're growing?
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Yes, it is, doug.
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I promised pookie over there
that I'd shave it off,
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But my life has become
so chaotic, I... I might
change my mind.
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You're really not gonna
let this go, are you?
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You were really willing to let
my drywall go, weren't you?
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You are so unbelievable. All you
talk about is stupid drywall.
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- That's how she talks
about drywall.
- You're so self-absorbed.
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I'm self-absorbed,
miss I-pay-a-guy-
to-hear-me-talk-about-myself?
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Tim, I don't have the
time or the energy for this.
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00:14:12,772 --> 00:14:14,739
If it's so important,
build the damn office.
229
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:18,276
You'd like that? I won't give
you the satisfaction.
230
00:14:18,377 --> 00:14:22,080
So, how's mark doing in spanish?
231
00:14:21,981 --> 00:14:25,283
Well, your needs are obviously
so much more important
than mine,
232
00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:27,185
If it makes you
feel better, do it.
233
00:14:27,286 --> 00:14:30,021
I wouldn't pick up a hammer
if you got down and begged me.
234
00:14:30,122 --> 00:14:34,759
I love construction, but
the tool man draws a line
at a mercy build.
235
00:14:36,429 --> 00:14:38,297
I give up!
236
00:14:39,364 --> 00:14:42,167
- You know this chicken
could be pork.
- Mm-hm.
237
00:14:46,305 --> 00:14:49,708
[snoring]
238
00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:54,379
He slept down here all night?
239
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,747
Half the night.
240
00:14:55,848 --> 00:14:58,983
The other half he and mom
were yelling at each other.
241
00:14:59,084 --> 00:15:01,886
She catch him making out
with the drywall?
242
00:15:02,921 --> 00:15:04,522
[snoring]
243
00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:07,525
She told him he couldn't
build the office in the attic.
244
00:15:07,626 --> 00:15:11,363
My god, is he still breathing?
245
00:15:11,464 --> 00:15:15,066
Yeah, but what's the point?
His soul's been stripped away.
246
00:15:16,635 --> 00:15:19,237
But his beard sure is
coming in nice.
247
00:15:23,175 --> 00:15:26,110
Looks like he's got another one
growing in his ears.
248
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,651
- [humming]
- [door closes]
249
00:15:33,753 --> 00:15:37,422
- [tim] hi, wilson.
- Well, hi-ho, neighbor.
250
00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:40,124
So, how's jill's office coming?
251
00:15:40,225 --> 00:15:41,593
Come and gone.
252
00:15:41,694 --> 00:15:44,496
She backed out
right after she saw her shrink.
253
00:15:44,597 --> 00:15:47,665
Whoa. So you were
destroyed by freud.
254
00:15:49,535 --> 00:15:53,104
- I guess you could
say that. Yeah.
- Hung by jung.
255
00:15:54,707 --> 00:15:57,808
- Yeah.
- Brought to a halt by gestalt.
256
00:15:58,944 --> 00:16:01,480
Could we? I'm hurting here.
257
00:16:01,581 --> 00:16:05,250
This meant a lot to me,
I put a lot of hours into it,
started to miter stuff up.
258
00:16:05,351 --> 00:16:07,719
Next, we're in a fight
I'm sleeping on the couch.
259
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:10,755
Well, it seems to me since
the office was for jill,
260
00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:13,825
It's her prerogative if she
wants to change her mind.
261
00:16:13,926 --> 00:16:16,361
Yada, yada, yada.
262
00:16:16,462 --> 00:16:20,365
When I'm building stuff, I lose
myself in the job, you know?
263
00:16:20,466 --> 00:16:23,034
This was very important to me.
264
00:16:23,135 --> 00:16:27,038
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
265
00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:28,940
- I being selfish.
- No, no, no.
266
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:32,109
I'm thinking that you remind me
of one of my great heroes...
267
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,645
- Yeah?
- ...Jefferson.
268
00:16:33,746 --> 00:16:35,647
- He was one of my heroes.
- Oh?
269
00:16:35,748 --> 00:16:39,851
When that guy started,
he had one dry cleaner.
Next thing he was moving on up.
270
00:16:44,557 --> 00:16:48,192
- I'm confused.
- George jefferson.
271
00:16:49,161 --> 00:16:51,429
His wife's name was weezie.
272
00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:55,500
No, no, no, tim. I'm talking
about thomas jefferson.
273
00:16:55,601 --> 00:16:59,170
You know, he was a man that
needed to work with his hands.
274
00:16:59,271 --> 00:17:03,141
When he was home at monticello,
he'd lose himself building
his house,
275
00:17:03,242 --> 00:17:07,311
Tending his garden,
and it was while doing these
simple hands-on tasks,
276
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,114
That jefferson saw
his life more clearly.
277
00:17:10,215 --> 00:17:11,983
Hey, wow.
278
00:17:12,084 --> 00:17:13,818
- I am like jefferson.
- Mm-hm.
279
00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:17,522
When I'm swinging the hammer,
that's when I see and think
the clearest.
280
00:17:17,623 --> 00:17:21,026
That's probably why
building jill's office
was so important to you.
281
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,728
- I never really
thought of it that way.
- [both chuckle]
282
00:17:23,829 --> 00:17:27,032
- Thanks, wilson.
- Mm-hm. Tim,
you growing a beard?
283
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:31,803
- What do you think?
- Well, I'm not sure.
284
00:17:31,904 --> 00:17:35,406
I could never understand why a
man would want to hide his face.
285
00:17:41,614 --> 00:17:44,482
- Are you almost done?
- Oh, yeah.
286
00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:50,121
You're gonna have the
snazziest-looking skulls
in the seventh grade.
287
00:17:50,222 --> 00:17:52,423
They're not supposed
to be snazzy.
288
00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:58,830
I was being facetious.
I think they're hideous
and completely twisted.
289
00:17:59,565 --> 00:18:02,033
Alright.
290
00:18:02,134 --> 00:18:04,168
[clears throat] honey,
honey, honey.
291
00:18:04,269 --> 00:18:06,203
I figured something out
you should know.
292
00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:09,674
- And what would that be?
- I am like jefferson.
293
00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:13,144
Tom, not george.
294
00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:15,279
- I'll need more.
- Ok.
295
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,715
I wanted to build
the office space for you.
296
00:18:17,817 --> 00:18:18,883
Yeah...
297
00:18:18,984 --> 00:18:21,319
But, in many ways,
I was building it for myself.
298
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:24,322
You know how at therapy, you
worked out how you were feeling?
299
00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:25,757
- Yeah.
- Ok.
300
00:18:25,858 --> 00:18:28,693
Well... Building things
is like that for me.
301
00:18:28,794 --> 00:18:31,563
When I work with tools I get a
chance to think things out,
302
00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:33,898
- Sort through stuff.
- What kind of stuff?
303
00:18:33,999 --> 00:18:37,335
Stuff we're going through,
maybe, or, like, the kids.
304
00:18:37,436 --> 00:18:39,236
Do you remember when, um...
305
00:18:39,338 --> 00:18:43,241
- ...I, I blew up
that water heater?
- The first or the second time?
306
00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:46,645
- It would be
the second time.
- Oh.
307
00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:48,346
Well, I, uh,
I realized then that
308
00:18:48,447 --> 00:18:52,150
I wasn't as happy
as I thought I'd be
about brad getting his license.
309
00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:54,385
- I thought you were thrilled.
- I was at first.
310
00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:56,655
When he got it, he was driving,
he was never home.
311
00:18:56,755 --> 00:18:59,791
- I never saw him.
- I didn't know
you felt that way.
312
00:18:59,892 --> 00:19:03,361
Wow. Ok. So... [clears throat]
you're saying that...
313
00:19:03,462 --> 00:19:06,698
...Whenever you build something,
or, uh, blow it up,
314
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:11,969
It comes with
an equally valuable insight.
315
00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:15,673
Valuable on many levels.
316
00:19:15,774 --> 00:19:19,543
The first time
I blew up that water heater...
317
00:19:21,013 --> 00:19:23,247
...I realized that...
318
00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:25,282
...I could do this.
319
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:38,195
Well... Tim, I'm really glad
you shared that with me.
320
00:19:40,032 --> 00:19:41,565
You know, just because...
321
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,768
...My life is chaotic
and confusing right now,
322
00:19:43,869 --> 00:19:45,302
You shouldn't have to suffer.
323
00:19:45,403 --> 00:19:48,305
Would you please
write that down?
324
00:19:48,841 --> 00:19:51,209
I've been thinking...
325
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,945
...You know how you've
wanted to redo the garage?
326
00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:55,947
I think you should do that.
327
00:19:59,852 --> 00:20:03,921
Are you toying with me?
I can only take so much
of this toying.
328
00:20:04,022 --> 00:20:08,026
I'm not toying with you.
It'd be perfect because
it's building for yourself.
329
00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:11,896
- Alright.
- Then someday,
when things calm down,
330
00:20:11,997 --> 00:20:14,665
I'll let you build me
the office of your dreams.
331
00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:16,167
[grunting]
332
00:20:16,268 --> 00:20:19,036
The glow is starting
to come back.
333
00:20:19,038 --> 00:20:22,473
It'd be a lot easier to see
if you'd shave.
334
00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:26,110
[groans] it's, it's softer now
than it was a couple days ago.
335
00:20:26,211 --> 00:20:28,680
- Let me feel.
- Hmm?
336
00:20:29,114 --> 00:20:31,282
It's softer.
337
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:36,421
- I hate when we fight.
- Oh, me, too.
338
00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:39,290
It's not just 'cause
the couch is lumpy, either.
339
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:45,996
I couldn't stand it last night
when I rolled over
and you weren't there.
340
00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:47,832
It could've been worse.
341
00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:50,868
I rolled over here
and I landed on the nutcracker.
342
00:20:54,906 --> 00:20:58,275
[groans] that baby lives up to
it's name, I'll tell you that.
343
00:21:02,314 --> 00:21:05,417
Tim, you promised me
you'd help with dinner.
344
00:21:05,518 --> 00:21:07,719
[tim] just finished shaving,
honey.
345
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:09,521
You did?
346
00:21:10,389 --> 00:21:12,190
It took longer than I thought.
347
00:21:20,332 --> 00:21:22,267
I'm kidding.
348
00:21:28,574 --> 00:21:31,476
Problem solved. I'll put
an outside staircase in for you.
349
00:21:31,577 --> 00:21:33,344
No. No, no.
Tim, you're not listening.
350
00:21:33,445 --> 00:21:37,315
I don't want an outside
staircase. I don't want
an attic in the office.
351
00:21:40,519 --> 00:21:42,520
- I...
- [both laughing]
352
00:21:42,621 --> 00:21:44,289
Yeah.
353
00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:46,357
Let's get back again.
354
00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:48,226
I don't believe this.
355
00:21:48,961 --> 00:21:50,861
See, I stopped it.
356
00:21:56,168 --> 00:22:00,171
- That was going so well.
- I can't take all these
baboons laughing.