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[drill whirring]
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Does everybody know
what time it is?
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- Tool time!
- That's right.
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Binford tools
is proud to present
tim "the tool man" taylor.
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[cheering]
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Hey. Thank you.
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Thank you all.
Oh, please.
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Thank you very much. Thank you,
heidi, and welcome to tool time.
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I am... Hm...
Tim "the tool man" taylor.
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Of course, you all know
my assistant, al borland.
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[aucience cheering, applauding]
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Wow.
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We have a very special show
for you today.
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Tim and I are proud to be
building something for
my church.
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Thank you, heidi.
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This cabinet will become
a place for the piscina.
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Be very careful. They're worth
a lot of money, especially
the old piscinas.
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You gotta make sure
the piscina fits well.
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The new modern piscinas aren't
as nice as the old piscinas,
but always be careful.
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You have no idea what
a piscina is, do you, tim?
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No.
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A piscina is a special basin
used in the disposal
of baptismal water,
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- Leftover wine...
- And maybe those annoying oils?
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- Anointing oils.
- Those, too.
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So, basically,
it's a sink.
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It's not an ordinary sink.
See, it has no faucets.
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So, it's not even
as good as a sink.
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Why don't you take that up
with our special guest?
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Let's have a warm
tool time welcome
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For the minister of the st.
Stephens episcopal church.
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Heidi, my minister please,
father mike weber.
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[audience cheering, applauding]
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Father, it's really good
to have you on this show.
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I wonder how you feel being
the first holy man to ever
be on tool time.
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Well, I'm not
basking in the glory.
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I just hope
I get out alive.
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You don't have much to worry
about, since you have an in
with the big guy.
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And I'm not talking about al.
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Father, I was trying
to explain to tim
exactly what a piscina is.
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- Would you care to elaborate?
- It's a sink.
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[mocking]
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The difference is,
it's a sink that's been blessed.
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So, you need to find a blessed
plumber. That's hard.
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"oh, father, forgive me.
I've overcharged.
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Your trap wasn't stuck at all."
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You don't need a plumber,
actually, tim. It's a very
simple concept.
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It's a basin, with a pipe that
goes directly into the ground
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So that the sacred fluids
go right back into the earth.
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The piscina is a thousand year
old tradition in the church
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And it's symbolic
of many wondrous miracles.
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Thank you, father.
[mocking]
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The most wonderful miracle is,
it's so simple to install,
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- Even you can't destroy it.
- [laughing]
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We'll finish our
installation here.
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We really appreciate this.
Al, thank you so much.
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Our pleasure.
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We're very excited about
receiving it on Sunday.
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Is there a special prayer
you have when a sacred object
is destroyed?
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Yes, there is.
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You break it, you buy it.
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Breathe in and out.
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And in and out.
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Beautiful.
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[groaning]
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Now, every yoga session ends
with a very special sensation.
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Pain?
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Inner peace.
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This exercise
is uncle wilson's favorite.
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It's called shava-asana.
Lie down in the position
of a corpse.
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[door opening]
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You guys had some
of mom's meatloaf, huh?
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I heard that.
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- Hey, tim.
- Hello, willow.
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You ever try yoga?
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Nope. No matter what they do
to it, it still doesn't taste
like ice cream.
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Well, I hope you guys enjoyed
your first session.
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- [groaning]
- yeah, I loved it.
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It's the first time I've ever
seen the back of my neck.
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Now that you've seen it,
wash it.
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- See you guys.
- Where you going?
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To school to sign up to
volunteer at the hospice home.
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It's great you're doing it,
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But working with people who are
dying isn't gonna be easy.
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I know, but think
how tough things are for them.
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I could have never handled this
at your age. It's really cool.
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Dad, this isn't about cool.
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The concept of hospice is an
alternative to the medical
establishment.
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Which is a greedy,
doctor-controlled bureaucracy
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That's death-oriented
instead of life-oriented.
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They never heat up
those rubber gloves, either.
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What will you be doing
at the hospice?
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I'll be spending my time
with a woman named elaine.
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We'll play cards,
watch videos.
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Why don't you take her
some old tool time videos?
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The woman has suffered enough.
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Hi, I'm here to see
elaine jenkins.
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You must be randy.
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Elaine's not back
from her walk. Have a seat.
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Ok.
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[sound of flatulence]
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Well, I was wondering
where I left that.
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I also misplaced
my darn seltzer bottle.
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I just keep losing all my props.
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- Wilson?
- No, no, no, not today.
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When I volunteer for the
children I am bubbles the clown.
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- [squeaking]
- [chuckling]
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Oh, becky, would you like
to put these in some water?
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Bubbles, I don't
have any water.
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Well, you do now.
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[chuckling]
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I didn't know you volunteered
here at the hospice.
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- Today's my first day.
- It's a wonderful place.
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I think you're gonna get a lot
of good stuff out of it.
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I don't know. Ever since I got
here I've been nervous.
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I don't want to say or do
the wrong thing.
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Ah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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You know, randy, I'm reminded
of the book of sirach,
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Which says a faithful friend
is a medicine for life.
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So, I should just relax
and try to be supportive?
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Exactly. If you want you can
always borrow my size 52
clodhoppers.
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They're a great icebreaker.
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Well, hello, ladies.
How are you?
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- [squeaking]
- see you, randy.
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- Randy, elaine's back
from her walk.
- Oh.
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Hi. I'm randy taylor. Are you
ok? Do you want to sit down?
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I probably should after
that two mile power walk,
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But she's elaine.
I work here.
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She's my nurse.
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I keep telling her to live life
and get off her bony butt.
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[chuckling]
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Wow. You power walk?
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I also dress myself
and cut my own meat.
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- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
- Hey.
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I'm having fun with you.
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- Aren't I allowed to have fun?
- Oh, yeah, of course.
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Fun, fun, fun!
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Well, randy, would you
like to see this place?
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Sure. I'm dying to.
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I mean, I'd love to.
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- This is home.
- It's very nice.
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Thank you.
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Is this your family?
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Yes. That's my son, steven
and my daughter, nancy.
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- Both asked me
to move in with them.
- Why didn't you?
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Well, one lives in california
and one lives in florida.
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I hate surfing
and old people.
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You know, the worst
is old people who surf.
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[imitating old man] get out of
my pipeline. I'm surfing here.
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I am staying here in detroit
until the lions win
a super bowl.
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You're gonna be here awhile.
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I'm counting on it.
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You know, randy, when
the doctors diagnosed me
with cancer,
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They said I only had
six months to live.
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That was three years ago.
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- That's fantastic.
- Doctors! What do they know?
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Tell me about it.
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They run 400 tests, come up with
their expert diagnosis,
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Toss people in the hospital
for thousands of dollars.
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If they're not sick enough
to die, they've got no money
left to live.
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You seem a little bitter.
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I've been reading about
the health care crisis
in this country.
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It just makes me really mad.
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It is so refreshing
to meet a young person
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Who has such strong
convictions and beliefs.
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I've been questioning
a lot of things lately.
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Corruption of the
political establishment,
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Lack of ethics
in corporate america,
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Hypocrisy of organized religion.
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There are just so many things
in this world that people follow
blindly.
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Never be a follower.
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You stick to your guns and
don't ever lose your fire.
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You sure haven't lost yours.
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Well, that's what
keeps me going.
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That, and hiding props
from that annoying clown.
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[beeping horn]
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Oh, hi. How did it go
at the hospice?
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Unbelievable.
Elaine was so full of life.
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She was an inspiration.
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Speaking of inspiration,
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Al has invited us
to his church this Sunday.
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They're honoring
your father's sink.
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It's not a sink. It's an
extremely religious basin.
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It's called a pasadena.
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Look, uh...
I don't want to make
a big deal out of this,
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But I'm not going
with you guys on Sunday.
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- Do you have to
work at the hospice?
- No.
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Does going to al's church
make you a little uncomfortable?
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No. Going to any church
makes me uncomfortable.
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I've been thinking
and I just realized
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Organized religion
doesn't make any sense to me.
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It doesn't make any sense
to anyone, but they still
go to church.
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Randy, this family's always
gone to church together.
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I know, but for a long time I've
been questioning why I'm there.
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Question all you want to, as
long as your butt's in that pew.
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Dad, I just believe
people can experience god
in different ways.
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Does this have anything
to do with the hospice?
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Yeah. Being there reminded me
how important it is to question
things.
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The answers don't have anything
to do with organized religion.
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I think it's great that
you're examining your life
on a deeper level.
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Are you sure that you want
to abandon everything you've
believed in?
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- Especially a religion.
- Dad, I'm not abandoning god.
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It's just, sitting in that
church goes against my
convictions and beliefs.
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Convictions and beliefs?
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What do they have
to do with religion?
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What makes randy think
he can get away with not
going to church?
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I don't think he's trying
to get away with anything.
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Randy's wrestling with major
philosophical issues.
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We can't force him
to share our beliefs.
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We're gonna have to be
open-minded and allow him
to find his own.
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What if he starts believing
something we don't like?
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What if he joins a cult
that worships chicken parts?
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He'll never go hungry.
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I don't think this is
real funny, jill.
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What is this? You're not
exactly mr. Religious.
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Half the time in church
you fall asleep.
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But I'm in the building,
so I get credit.
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Is that what this is about?
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- That's god's plan.
- God's plan?
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Yes, you go to church,
you get credit.
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You fall asleep,
you lose a credit.
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You understand the sermon,
you get extra credit.
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If you get enough credits,
you can bypass hell and
upgrade right to heaven.
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That's a real spiritual
approach.
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My parents forced me to go
to church and I'm a better
person because of it.
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My parents forced me to go. I'm
a better person in spite of it.
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So, either way it works, huh?
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Man, I'm never doing yoga again.
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Hey, dad, you know a lot
about pain. What do you do
for back spasms?
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I go to church
and I don't ask why.
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Gin.
[laughing]
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One, two. Well...
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You owe me $362,000.
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- Settle for a stick of gum?
- No.
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Cash or your pants.
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I'll owe ya. You're
one heck of a card player.
236
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That's what they said in vegas.
237
00:13:49,515 --> 00:13:53,151
Before they kicked me out
for counting cards.
238
00:13:53,252 --> 00:13:56,388
Luckily, I got a gig
driving a truck.
239
00:13:56,489 --> 00:13:58,122
Wait a second.
You drove a big rig?
240
00:13:58,223 --> 00:14:00,892
An 18-wheeler.
241
00:14:00,993 --> 00:14:03,695
I met my husband
at a truck stop in reno.
242
00:14:05,064 --> 00:14:07,699
I divorced him
at the next one.
243
00:14:10,436 --> 00:14:13,371
- You think that's funny?
- Yeah.
244
00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:15,640
No.
245
00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:19,410
- Is any of this true?
- Some of it.
246
00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:23,982
- You ever been to vegas?
- Yeah. Went last year.
247
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:27,552
Got a fake I.D., hooked up with
a showgirl, and won 12 grand.
248
00:14:27,653 --> 00:14:29,988
- Any of that true?
- Not a word.
249
00:14:30,089 --> 00:14:31,456
[laughing]
250
00:14:31,557 --> 00:14:34,293
- [knocking on door]
- come in.
251
00:14:34,627 --> 00:14:36,895
Well, hi-ho!
252
00:14:36,996 --> 00:14:40,732
Well, clowny,
you just come right in here.
253
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,968
I think somebody
wants to be entertained.
254
00:14:44,069 --> 00:14:46,471
Well, entertain this.
255
00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:52,977
Great news. I have a date
for Saturday night.
256
00:14:53,078 --> 00:14:55,314
Oh, yeah? Where are you
and your mom going?
257
00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,682
[chuckling]
no, no.
258
00:14:57,783 --> 00:15:01,586
My date's name is gina
and I'm gonna be double dating
with a friend.
259
00:15:01,687 --> 00:15:04,489
- Hey, al. All set.
- There he is. Right.
260
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:08,993
Gina can't wait to meet you.
The four of us are going to
the blues barrel.
261
00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:10,762
I dig the blues.
262
00:15:10,863 --> 00:15:12,463
♪ ba da da da dah ♪
263
00:15:12,564 --> 00:15:15,199
♪ I was born on a Monday ♪
264
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,868
♪ ba da da da dah ♪
265
00:15:16,969 --> 00:15:19,738
♪ it sure was a fun day ♪
266
00:15:19,839 --> 00:15:21,873
Hey, this is working.
267
00:15:21,974 --> 00:15:24,609
Now I got the blues.
268
00:15:24,711 --> 00:15:27,111
Wait a minute.
You two are double dating?
269
00:15:27,212 --> 00:15:29,647
Why? Don't you think
a minister can go have fun?
270
00:15:29,948 --> 00:15:32,317
Not with al.
271
00:15:32,485 --> 00:15:36,788
After the blues club maybe
we can go to mr. Tasty's
for some soft-serve cones.
272
00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:39,357
All right, you wild man!
Come on!
273
00:15:40,326 --> 00:15:41,960
Gina will love that.
She's big.
274
00:15:42,061 --> 00:15:43,428
All right.
275
00:15:43,529 --> 00:15:46,698
- I'll dig you later.
- We'll have fun Saturday.
276
00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:48,700
- The piscina looks great.
- Thanks.
277
00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:51,369
I hope you and your family
come to the dedication.
278
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:53,771
Yeah, me too. Um...
279
00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:56,408
- Can I talk to you
for a minute?
- Sure.
280
00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:00,412
Want me to bless the flathead?
281
00:16:00,513 --> 00:16:04,649
Not today. I'm having a little
trouble with my 15-year-old son.
282
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,819
- Is it serious?
- I think so.
283
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,155
He's having a problem
with your boss.
284
00:16:10,589 --> 00:16:12,256
The bishop?
285
00:16:13,926 --> 00:16:15,193
The boss?
286
00:16:15,861 --> 00:16:17,796
Springsteen?
287
00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:19,998
His boss.
288
00:16:20,099 --> 00:16:22,634
- Oh, oh.
- Yeah, yeah.
289
00:16:22,735 --> 00:16:25,469
He doesn't want to go to church.
I don't know how to make him.
290
00:16:25,771 --> 00:16:28,706
Make him go?
I've got a teenage son.
291
00:16:28,808 --> 00:16:31,509
- Can't make a
15-year-old do anything.
- Yeah.
292
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:33,377
That's what I'm afraid of.
293
00:16:33,478 --> 00:16:36,447
But if I don't try,
then the kid may...
294
00:16:36,548 --> 00:16:39,217
- Wind up on the wrong path?
- Well...
295
00:16:39,318 --> 00:16:43,355
It's like he's been cruising
along 275 in a great line,
296
00:16:43,456 --> 00:16:48,059
Then all of a sudden he gets
off an exit and there he is,
on telegraph.
297
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,963
Yeah. Potholes,
permanent construction.
298
00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:55,367
- I used to race on telegraph.
- There were some
sporting races.
299
00:16:55,468 --> 00:16:59,270
One night some kid took this
beautiful chevelle super sport,
a '67.
300
00:16:59,371 --> 00:17:03,808
He just corkscrewed off a turn
and the idiot wrecked it.
301
00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:06,277
- I was there.
I was there, yeah.
- That was a cherry car.
302
00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:09,181
The guy must have built it
but he couldn't handle it.
303
00:17:09,282 --> 00:17:11,316
No, no, no,
he could handle it. Look.
304
00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:15,754
It was a '68, it was a nova,
and the kid did all...
Let's talk about randy!
305
00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:20,158
Tell me a bit about him.
306
00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:21,860
- He's a great kid.
- Mm-hmm.
307
00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:24,128
He does stuff
I would never think of doing.
308
00:17:24,229 --> 00:17:26,965
At 15 I was always spending time
around garages.
309
00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:30,035
Every day...
Except Sunday morning.
310
00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:36,107
Yeah. Let me ask you,
what kind of stuff does
he do in his spare time?
311
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,509
Volunteers. Last year he worked
at a soup kitchen.
312
00:17:38,611 --> 00:17:41,246
This year he's volunteering
at a hospice house.
313
00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:43,014
- That's very admirable.
- Yeah.
314
00:17:43,115 --> 00:17:47,085
What kind of stuff do you do
in your spare time, tim?
315
00:17:48,521 --> 00:17:50,188
Well, I work on
the hot rod here.
316
00:17:50,289 --> 00:17:53,091
I'm gonna drop this flathead
into a '46 ford convertible.
317
00:17:53,192 --> 00:17:55,793
- That's gonna cook, man.
- Yeah.
318
00:17:55,894 --> 00:17:57,728
It's kind of funny, you know.
319
00:17:57,829 --> 00:18:02,067
Some people, uh,
take their spare time
and work on their cars
320
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,969
And go to church on Sunday.
321
00:18:05,071 --> 00:18:08,973
Others take their spare time
to help their fellow man
322
00:18:09,075 --> 00:18:11,676
And then choose
not to go to church.
323
00:18:11,777 --> 00:18:14,846
Are you saying I'm not
as good a christian as my kid?
324
00:18:14,947 --> 00:18:18,082
- It's not a contest.
- If it were, who would
you give better odds?
325
00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:20,318
Look, I'm not
the lord's bookie.
326
00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:27,191
I'm sure you're familiar
with the last words of a
typical episcopalian service?
327
00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:30,027
"we're number one!"
328
00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:35,800
What I always say is,
"go in peace to love
and serve the lord".
329
00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:39,203
If you think about it, that's
what randy's doing, isn't it?
330
00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:40,538
I never thought of it that way.
331
00:18:40,806 --> 00:18:43,474
- He's in good shape.
- Thanks for talking to me.
332
00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:46,144
- Ok, sure. Well,
see you Sunday.
- You bet.
333
00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:50,081
Unless I find some other way
to do the lord's work.
334
00:18:50,182 --> 00:18:54,018
Nice try, but I don't think
dropping a flathead into
a convertible
335
00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:56,654
Qualifies as the lord's work.
336
00:18:56,755 --> 00:18:59,857
Unless you donate the car to me.
337
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:02,193
- See you Sunday.
- See you Sunday.
338
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,502
- Hey, becky.
- Oh, randy, hold on a sec.
339
00:19:10,603 --> 00:19:12,570
Elaine can't see anybody today.
340
00:19:12,671 --> 00:19:16,440
- When should I come back?
- She took a turn for the worse.
341
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,977
She doesn't want
visitors anymore.
342
00:19:19,745 --> 00:19:22,246
But, I mean,
come on, it's me.
343
00:19:22,347 --> 00:19:24,716
I'm her gin partner.
I gotta win my money back.
344
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:27,452
I know. Listen, she told me
to give you this.
345
00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:37,195
[beeping horn]
346
00:19:44,403 --> 00:19:48,173
So, what did father mike say
that changed your mind?
347
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:51,343
Well, he made me understand that
even though randy has a problem
348
00:19:51,444 --> 00:19:56,881
With organized religion,
volunteering is his way
of going to church.
349
00:19:56,982 --> 00:20:00,317
- Thought I should
be more open-minded.
- That's what I said.
350
00:20:01,787 --> 00:20:04,456
I know, but it had more impact
coming from a minister
351
00:20:04,557 --> 00:20:07,993
Who bar hops with al.
352
00:20:08,094 --> 00:20:11,095
Just the man I want to talk to.
Randy, hold on a sec.
353
00:20:11,196 --> 00:20:14,799
I think I understand how you
feel about not going to church.
354
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,734
That's great, dad.
355
00:20:16,835 --> 00:20:20,939
- Is there something wrong?
- Elaine didn't want to see me.
356
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,240
Why not?
357
00:20:22,341 --> 00:20:25,376
Doctor said
she took a turn for the worse.
358
00:20:25,644 --> 00:20:27,245
Oh, randy.
359
00:20:27,346 --> 00:20:30,981
It's amazing. It's just like
yesterday she's sitting there
laughing,
360
00:20:31,082 --> 00:20:35,185
Telling me stories, hiding the
whoopee cushion from wilson.
361
00:20:35,287 --> 00:20:40,190
I know it's not easy,
but you knew something
like this was gonna happen.
362
00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:41,726
I thought I did.
363
00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:44,896
I guess I convinced myself that
my spending time with elaine
364
00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:46,931
Would make some kind
of difference.
365
00:20:47,032 --> 00:20:49,133
Hey, come on, buddy.
You made a difference.
366
00:20:49,435 --> 00:20:52,170
You brought a lot of happiness
into her life.
367
00:20:52,271 --> 00:20:54,873
Yeah, but she's still gonna die.
368
00:20:54,974 --> 00:20:58,509
You know, here I think I have
all my beliefs figured out.
369
00:20:59,478 --> 00:21:01,645
It's sure not working
for me now.
370
00:21:01,746 --> 00:21:05,183
It's not easy for anybody to
understand sickness and death.
371
00:21:05,284 --> 00:21:08,152
We spend our whole lives trying
to figure stuff like this out.
372
00:21:08,254 --> 00:21:12,991
I've spent a long time
trying to understand why
my father died so young.
373
00:21:13,092 --> 00:21:16,494
- How'd you ever get through it?
- Patience, grieving,
374
00:21:16,595 --> 00:21:17,962
A little bit of prayer.
375
00:21:18,063 --> 00:21:20,365
Maybe I should say
a prayer for elaine.
376
00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:22,566
It would be a good idea.
377
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:26,871
There's a place where people
get together and pray for god's
protection.
378
00:21:26,972 --> 00:21:29,307
Dad, I'm not going to church.
379
00:21:29,408 --> 00:21:31,342
I was talking about tool time.
380
00:21:34,846 --> 00:21:37,215
This is really cool
that you're doing this.
381
00:21:37,316 --> 00:21:39,149
Dad, this isn't about cool.
382
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,819
I mean, the whole s...
Um... Sorry!
383
00:21:45,057 --> 00:21:47,925
Dad, this is more than cool.
That's not it, either.
384
00:21:48,026 --> 00:21:49,894
This isn't about cool.
385
00:21:49,995 --> 00:21:52,630
This isn't about cool.
[laughing]
386
00:21:56,768 --> 00:21:58,269
I can't look at him!
387
00:21:58,370 --> 00:22:00,171
Just hold that there.