1 00:00:00,787 --> 00:00:01,753 [drill whirring] 2 00:00:01,854 --> 00:00:04,189 Does everybody know what time it is? 3 00:00:04,290 --> 00:00:05,858 - Tool time! - That's right. 4 00:00:05,959 --> 00:00:09,695 Binford tools is proud to present tim "the tool man" taylor. 5 00:00:09,796 --> 00:00:12,397 [cheering] 6 00:00:14,801 --> 00:00:17,403 Hey. Thank you. 7 00:00:18,104 --> 00:00:20,773 Thank you all. Oh, please. 8 00:00:20,874 --> 00:00:24,176 Thank you very much. Thank you, heidi, and welcome to tool time. 9 00:00:24,277 --> 00:00:28,047 I am... Hm... Tim "the tool man" taylor. 10 00:00:28,148 --> 00:00:31,250 Of course, you all know my assistant, al borland. 11 00:00:31,351 --> 00:00:33,853 [aucience cheering, applauding] 12 00:00:34,955 --> 00:00:36,522 Wow. 13 00:00:36,623 --> 00:00:38,724 We have a very special show for you today. 14 00:00:38,826 --> 00:00:42,061 Tim and I are proud to be building something for my church. 15 00:00:42,162 --> 00:00:43,329 Thank you, heidi. 16 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:46,599 This cabinet will become a place for the piscina. 17 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:50,402 Be very careful. They're worth a lot of money, especially the old piscinas. 18 00:00:50,504 --> 00:00:52,472 You gotta make sure the piscina fits well. 19 00:00:52,573 --> 00:00:56,275 The new modern piscinas aren't as nice as the old piscinas, but always be careful. 20 00:00:56,376 --> 00:00:59,745 You have no idea what a piscina is, do you, tim? 21 00:01:00,481 --> 00:01:02,715 No. 22 00:01:03,049 --> 00:01:06,852 A piscina is a special basin used in the disposal of baptismal water, 23 00:01:06,953 --> 00:01:09,722 - Leftover wine... - And maybe those annoying oils? 24 00:01:09,823 --> 00:01:12,858 - Anointing oils. - Those, too. 25 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,728 So, basically, it's a sink. 26 00:01:15,829 --> 00:01:18,764 It's not an ordinary sink. See, it has no faucets. 27 00:01:18,865 --> 00:01:21,534 So, it's not even as good as a sink. 28 00:01:21,635 --> 00:01:24,202 Why don't you take that up with our special guest? 29 00:01:24,303 --> 00:01:26,505 Let's have a warm tool time welcome 30 00:01:26,606 --> 00:01:29,575 For the minister of the st. Stephens episcopal church. 31 00:01:29,676 --> 00:01:32,911 Heidi, my minister please, father mike weber. 32 00:01:33,012 --> 00:01:36,882 [audience cheering, applauding] 33 00:01:44,691 --> 00:01:47,058 Father, it's really good to have you on this show. 34 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:51,263 I wonder how you feel being the first holy man to ever be on tool time. 35 00:01:51,364 --> 00:01:54,266 Well, I'm not basking in the glory. 36 00:01:55,201 --> 00:01:57,403 I just hope I get out alive. 37 00:02:00,573 --> 00:02:04,843 You don't have much to worry about, since you have an in with the big guy. 38 00:02:04,944 --> 00:02:08,614 And I'm not talking about al. 39 00:02:08,715 --> 00:02:12,418 Father, I was trying to explain to tim exactly what a piscina is. 40 00:02:12,519 --> 00:02:15,488 - Would you care to elaborate? - It's a sink. 41 00:02:16,723 --> 00:02:19,191 [mocking] 42 00:02:19,292 --> 00:02:21,894 The difference is, it's a sink that's been blessed. 43 00:02:21,995 --> 00:02:24,729 So, you need to find a blessed plumber. That's hard. 44 00:02:24,831 --> 00:02:27,599 "oh, father, forgive me. I've overcharged. 45 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:30,135 Your trap wasn't stuck at all." 46 00:02:30,236 --> 00:02:34,106 You don't need a plumber, actually, tim. It's a very simple concept. 47 00:02:34,207 --> 00:02:37,209 It's a basin, with a pipe that goes directly into the ground 48 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:40,813 So that the sacred fluids go right back into the earth. 49 00:02:40,914 --> 00:02:43,549 The piscina is a thousand year old tradition in the church 50 00:02:43,650 --> 00:02:45,952 And it's symbolic of many wondrous miracles. 51 00:02:46,053 --> 00:02:48,687 Thank you, father. [mocking] 52 00:02:50,890 --> 00:02:53,759 The most wonderful miracle is, it's so simple to install, 53 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:57,129 - Even you can't destroy it. - [laughing] 54 00:02:58,799 --> 00:03:00,999 We'll finish our installation here. 55 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:03,703 We really appreciate this. Al, thank you so much. 56 00:03:03,804 --> 00:03:04,970 Our pleasure. 57 00:03:05,071 --> 00:03:08,040 We're very excited about receiving it on Sunday. 58 00:03:11,078 --> 00:03:14,913 Is there a special prayer you have when a sacred object is destroyed? 59 00:03:15,014 --> 00:03:16,515 Yes, there is. 60 00:03:16,616 --> 00:03:19,351 You break it, you buy it. 61 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:12,838 Breathe in and out. 62 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:16,107 And in and out. 63 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:17,709 Beautiful. 64 00:04:17,811 --> 00:04:20,079 [groaning] 65 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:24,950 Now, every yoga session ends with a very special sensation. 66 00:04:25,051 --> 00:04:27,153 Pain? 67 00:04:27,254 --> 00:04:28,487 Inner peace. 68 00:04:28,588 --> 00:04:30,956 This exercise is uncle wilson's favorite. 69 00:04:31,057 --> 00:04:36,428 It's called shava-asana. Lie down in the position of a corpse. 70 00:04:36,529 --> 00:04:38,096 [door opening] 71 00:04:45,004 --> 00:04:47,640 You guys had some of mom's meatloaf, huh? 72 00:04:49,342 --> 00:04:51,477 I heard that. 73 00:04:51,578 --> 00:04:53,512 - Hey, tim. - Hello, willow. 74 00:04:53,613 --> 00:04:55,815 You ever try yoga? 75 00:04:55,916 --> 00:05:01,186 Nope. No matter what they do to it, it still doesn't taste like ice cream. 76 00:05:01,287 --> 00:05:04,657 Well, I hope you guys enjoyed your first session. 77 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:06,458 - [groaning] - yeah, I loved it. 78 00:05:06,559 --> 00:05:10,262 It's the first time I've ever seen the back of my neck. 79 00:05:10,363 --> 00:05:12,698 Now that you've seen it, wash it. 80 00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:15,734 - See you guys. - Where you going? 81 00:05:15,835 --> 00:05:18,871 To school to sign up to volunteer at the hospice home. 82 00:05:18,972 --> 00:05:20,339 It's great you're doing it, 83 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,342 But working with people who are dying isn't gonna be easy. 84 00:05:23,676 --> 00:05:26,845 I know, but think how tough things are for them. 85 00:05:26,946 --> 00:05:30,082 I could have never handled this at your age. It's really cool. 86 00:05:30,183 --> 00:05:31,617 Dad, this isn't about cool. 87 00:05:31,718 --> 00:05:35,321 The concept of hospice is an alternative to the medical establishment. 88 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,923 Which is a greedy, doctor-controlled bureaucracy 89 00:05:38,024 --> 00:05:40,826 That's death-oriented instead of life-oriented. 90 00:05:40,927 --> 00:05:44,463 They never heat up those rubber gloves, either. 91 00:05:44,564 --> 00:05:46,531 What will you be doing at the hospice? 92 00:05:46,632 --> 00:05:49,201 I'll be spending my time with a woman named elaine. 93 00:05:49,302 --> 00:05:51,436 We'll play cards, watch videos. 94 00:05:51,537 --> 00:05:54,106 Why don't you take her some old tool time videos? 95 00:05:54,207 --> 00:05:56,274 The woman has suffered enough. 96 00:06:03,049 --> 00:06:04,850 Hi, I'm here to see elaine jenkins. 97 00:06:04,951 --> 00:06:06,752 You must be randy. 98 00:06:06,853 --> 00:06:08,954 Elaine's not back from her walk. Have a seat. 99 00:06:09,055 --> 00:06:10,322 Ok. 100 00:06:11,758 --> 00:06:13,358 [sound of flatulence] 101 00:06:20,533 --> 00:06:23,368 Well, I was wondering where I left that. 102 00:06:33,379 --> 00:06:35,981 I also misplaced my darn seltzer bottle. 103 00:06:36,082 --> 00:06:38,283 I just keep losing all my props. 104 00:06:38,384 --> 00:06:40,185 - Wilson? - No, no, no, not today. 105 00:06:40,353 --> 00:06:43,421 When I volunteer for the children I am bubbles the clown. 106 00:06:43,522 --> 00:06:45,891 - [squeaking] - [chuckling] 107 00:06:45,992 --> 00:06:48,527 Oh, becky, would you like to put these in some water? 108 00:06:48,628 --> 00:06:50,462 Bubbles, I don't have any water. 109 00:06:50,563 --> 00:06:52,264 Well, you do now. 110 00:06:53,699 --> 00:06:56,101 [chuckling] 111 00:06:58,137 --> 00:07:00,739 I didn't know you volunteered here at the hospice. 112 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,809 - Today's my first day. - It's a wonderful place. 113 00:07:03,910 --> 00:07:07,045 I think you're gonna get a lot of good stuff out of it. 114 00:07:08,214 --> 00:07:11,149 I don't know. Ever since I got here I've been nervous. 115 00:07:11,251 --> 00:07:13,485 I don't want to say or do the wrong thing. 116 00:07:13,586 --> 00:07:15,854 Ah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 117 00:07:15,955 --> 00:07:19,524 You know, randy, I'm reminded of the book of sirach, 118 00:07:19,626 --> 00:07:23,294 Which says a faithful friend is a medicine for life. 119 00:07:23,395 --> 00:07:26,231 So, I should just relax and try to be supportive? 120 00:07:26,332 --> 00:07:30,368 Exactly. If you want you can always borrow my size 52 clodhoppers. 121 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:32,537 They're a great icebreaker. 122 00:07:32,639 --> 00:07:35,440 Well, hello, ladies. How are you? 123 00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:37,743 - [squeaking] - see you, randy. 124 00:07:37,844 --> 00:07:41,046 - Randy, elaine's back from her walk. - Oh. 125 00:07:41,147 --> 00:07:44,683 Hi. I'm randy taylor. Are you ok? Do you want to sit down? 126 00:07:44,784 --> 00:07:47,719 I probably should after that two mile power walk, 127 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:50,322 But she's elaine. I work here. 128 00:07:51,657 --> 00:07:52,924 She's my nurse. 129 00:07:53,026 --> 00:07:57,162 I keep telling her to live life and get off her bony butt. 130 00:07:57,263 --> 00:07:58,830 [chuckling] 131 00:07:59,866 --> 00:08:01,666 Wow. You power walk? 132 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:04,602 I also dress myself and cut my own meat. 133 00:08:07,773 --> 00:08:10,142 - I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... - Hey. 134 00:08:10,109 --> 00:08:12,177 I'm having fun with you. 135 00:08:12,278 --> 00:08:15,881 - Aren't I allowed to have fun? - Oh, yeah, of course. 136 00:08:15,982 --> 00:08:18,250 Fun, fun, fun! 137 00:08:18,351 --> 00:08:21,286 Well, randy, would you like to see this place? 138 00:08:21,387 --> 00:08:23,522 Sure. I'm dying to. 139 00:08:26,425 --> 00:08:28,727 I mean, I'd love to. 140 00:08:32,164 --> 00:08:34,666 - This is home. - It's very nice. 141 00:08:34,768 --> 00:08:36,268 Thank you. 142 00:08:38,137 --> 00:08:39,838 Is this your family? 143 00:08:39,939 --> 00:08:45,711 Yes. That's my son, steven and my daughter, nancy. 144 00:08:45,812 --> 00:08:49,047 - Both asked me to move in with them. - Why didn't you? 145 00:08:49,148 --> 00:08:52,818 Well, one lives in california and one lives in florida. 146 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:56,321 I hate surfing and old people. 147 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:01,993 You know, the worst is old people who surf. 148 00:09:02,094 --> 00:09:05,731 [imitating old man] get out of my pipeline. I'm surfing here. 149 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:12,570 I am staying here in detroit until the lions win a super bowl. 150 00:09:12,671 --> 00:09:15,407 You're gonna be here awhile. 151 00:09:15,508 --> 00:09:17,843 I'm counting on it. 152 00:09:17,944 --> 00:09:21,947 You know, randy, when the doctors diagnosed me with cancer, 153 00:09:22,048 --> 00:09:24,549 They said I only had six months to live. 154 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,785 That was three years ago. 155 00:09:26,886 --> 00:09:30,222 - That's fantastic. - Doctors! What do they know? 156 00:09:30,323 --> 00:09:31,690 Tell me about it. 157 00:09:31,791 --> 00:09:34,826 They run 400 tests, come up with their expert diagnosis, 158 00:09:34,927 --> 00:09:37,496 Toss people in the hospital for thousands of dollars. 159 00:09:37,597 --> 00:09:40,965 If they're not sick enough to die, they've got no money left to live. 160 00:09:41,066 --> 00:09:43,268 You seem a little bitter. 161 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:49,008 I've been reading about the health care crisis in this country. 162 00:09:49,109 --> 00:09:50,575 It just makes me really mad. 163 00:09:50,676 --> 00:09:54,612 It is so refreshing to meet a young person 164 00:09:54,713 --> 00:09:58,450 Who has such strong convictions and beliefs. 165 00:09:58,551 --> 00:10:00,785 I've been questioning a lot of things lately. 166 00:10:00,887 --> 00:10:03,188 Corruption of the political establishment, 167 00:10:03,289 --> 00:10:05,324 Lack of ethics in corporate america, 168 00:10:05,425 --> 00:10:07,493 Hypocrisy of organized religion. 169 00:10:07,593 --> 00:10:11,630 There are just so many things in this world that people follow blindly. 170 00:10:11,731 --> 00:10:14,266 Never be a follower. 171 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:17,802 You stick to your guns and don't ever lose your fire. 172 00:10:17,903 --> 00:10:19,471 You sure haven't lost yours. 173 00:10:19,572 --> 00:10:21,473 Well, that's what keeps me going. 174 00:10:21,574 --> 00:10:26,144 That, and hiding props from that annoying clown. 175 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,681 [beeping horn] 176 00:10:32,284 --> 00:10:34,486 Oh, hi. How did it go at the hospice? 177 00:10:34,587 --> 00:10:36,855 Unbelievable. Elaine was so full of life. 178 00:10:36,956 --> 00:10:38,523 She was an inspiration. 179 00:10:38,624 --> 00:10:39,624 Speaking of inspiration, 180 00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:42,727 Al has invited us to his church this Sunday. 181 00:10:42,828 --> 00:10:45,264 They're honoring your father's sink. 182 00:10:46,832 --> 00:10:50,368 It's not a sink. It's an extremely religious basin. 183 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:52,170 It's called a pasadena. 184 00:10:56,775 --> 00:10:59,711 Look, uh... I don't want to make a big deal out of this, 185 00:10:59,812 --> 00:11:01,613 But I'm not going with you guys on Sunday. 186 00:11:01,714 --> 00:11:05,150 - Do you have to work at the hospice? - No. 187 00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:08,320 Does going to al's church make you a little uncomfortable? 188 00:11:08,421 --> 00:11:10,788 No. Going to any church makes me uncomfortable. 189 00:11:11,057 --> 00:11:13,158 I've been thinking and I just realized 190 00:11:13,259 --> 00:11:15,827 Organized religion doesn't make any sense to me. 191 00:11:15,928 --> 00:11:19,798 It doesn't make any sense to anyone, but they still go to church. 192 00:11:20,099 --> 00:11:24,269 Randy, this family's always gone to church together. 193 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:27,973 I know, but for a long time I've been questioning why I'm there. 194 00:11:28,074 --> 00:11:31,043 Question all you want to, as long as your butt's in that pew. 195 00:11:31,144 --> 00:11:35,114 Dad, I just believe people can experience god in different ways. 196 00:11:35,215 --> 00:11:37,482 Does this have anything to do with the hospice? 197 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:42,354 Yeah. Being there reminded me how important it is to question things. 198 00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:45,791 The answers don't have anything to do with organized religion. 199 00:11:45,892 --> 00:11:49,895 I think it's great that you're examining your life on a deeper level. 200 00:11:49,996 --> 00:11:53,498 Are you sure that you want to abandon everything you've believed in? 201 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,868 - Especially a religion. - Dad, I'm not abandoning god. 202 00:11:56,970 --> 00:12:01,706 It's just, sitting in that church goes against my convictions and beliefs. 203 00:12:02,942 --> 00:12:04,376 Convictions and beliefs? 204 00:12:04,477 --> 00:12:06,812 What do they have to do with religion? 205 00:12:09,982 --> 00:12:13,084 What makes randy think he can get away with not going to church? 206 00:12:13,185 --> 00:12:15,921 I don't think he's trying to get away with anything. 207 00:12:16,022 --> 00:12:18,723 Randy's wrestling with major philosophical issues. 208 00:12:18,824 --> 00:12:20,559 We can't force him to share our beliefs. 209 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:24,196 We're gonna have to be open-minded and allow him to find his own. 210 00:12:24,297 --> 00:12:26,832 What if he starts believing something we don't like? 211 00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:29,367 What if he joins a cult that worships chicken parts? 212 00:12:29,469 --> 00:12:31,369 He'll never go hungry. 213 00:12:31,471 --> 00:12:33,905 I don't think this is real funny, jill. 214 00:12:34,006 --> 00:12:37,609 What is this? You're not exactly mr. Religious. 215 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:40,078 Half the time in church you fall asleep. 216 00:12:40,179 --> 00:12:42,447 But I'm in the building, so I get credit. 217 00:12:44,149 --> 00:12:45,784 Is that what this is about? 218 00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:48,119 - That's god's plan. - God's plan? 219 00:12:48,221 --> 00:12:50,222 Yes, you go to church, you get credit. 220 00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:53,391 You fall asleep, you lose a credit. 221 00:12:53,492 --> 00:12:56,094 You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. 222 00:12:56,195 --> 00:13:00,732 If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven. 223 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,701 That's a real spiritual approach. 224 00:13:02,802 --> 00:13:06,504 My parents forced me to go to church and I'm a better person because of it. 225 00:13:06,605 --> 00:13:09,341 My parents forced me to go. I'm a better person in spite of it. 226 00:13:09,442 --> 00:13:11,343 So, either way it works, huh? 227 00:13:13,246 --> 00:13:15,980 Man, I'm never doing yoga again. 228 00:13:16,081 --> 00:13:20,218 Hey, dad, you know a lot about pain. What do you do for back spasms? 229 00:13:20,319 --> 00:13:22,887 I go to church and I don't ask why. 230 00:13:27,393 --> 00:13:29,928 Gin. [laughing] 231 00:13:30,029 --> 00:13:32,397 One, two. Well... 232 00:13:32,498 --> 00:13:35,534 You owe me $362,000. 233 00:13:37,604 --> 00:13:40,105 - Settle for a stick of gum? - No. 234 00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:42,140 Cash or your pants. 235 00:13:44,643 --> 00:13:47,379 I'll owe ya. You're one heck of a card player. 236 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,414 That's what they said in vegas. 237 00:13:49,515 --> 00:13:53,151 Before they kicked me out for counting cards. 238 00:13:53,252 --> 00:13:56,388 Luckily, I got a gig driving a truck. 239 00:13:56,489 --> 00:13:58,122 Wait a second. You drove a big rig? 240 00:13:58,223 --> 00:14:00,892 An 18-wheeler. 241 00:14:00,993 --> 00:14:03,695 I met my husband at a truck stop in reno. 242 00:14:05,064 --> 00:14:07,699 I divorced him at the next one. 243 00:14:10,436 --> 00:14:13,371 - You think that's funny? - Yeah. 244 00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:15,640 No. 245 00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:19,410 - Is any of this true? - Some of it. 246 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:23,982 - You ever been to vegas? - Yeah. Went last year. 247 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:27,552 Got a fake I.D., hooked up with a showgirl, and won 12 grand. 248 00:14:27,653 --> 00:14:29,988 - Any of that true? - Not a word. 249 00:14:30,089 --> 00:14:31,456 [laughing] 250 00:14:31,557 --> 00:14:34,293 - [knocking on door] - come in. 251 00:14:34,627 --> 00:14:36,895 Well, hi-ho! 252 00:14:36,996 --> 00:14:40,732 Well, clowny, you just come right in here. 253 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,968 I think somebody wants to be entertained. 254 00:14:44,069 --> 00:14:46,471 Well, entertain this. 255 00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:52,977 Great news. I have a date for Saturday night. 256 00:14:53,078 --> 00:14:55,314 Oh, yeah? Where are you and your mom going? 257 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,682 [chuckling] no, no. 258 00:14:57,783 --> 00:15:01,586 My date's name is gina and I'm gonna be double dating with a friend. 259 00:15:01,687 --> 00:15:04,489 - Hey, al. All set. - There he is. Right. 260 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:08,993 Gina can't wait to meet you. The four of us are going to the blues barrel. 261 00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:10,762 I dig the blues. 262 00:15:10,863 --> 00:15:12,463 ♪ ba da da da dah ♪ 263 00:15:12,564 --> 00:15:15,199 ♪ I was born on a Monday ♪ 264 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,868 ♪ ba da da da dah ♪ 265 00:15:16,969 --> 00:15:19,738 ♪ it sure was a fun day ♪ 266 00:15:19,839 --> 00:15:21,873 Hey, this is working. 267 00:15:21,974 --> 00:15:24,609 Now I got the blues. 268 00:15:24,711 --> 00:15:27,111 Wait a minute. You two are double dating? 269 00:15:27,212 --> 00:15:29,647 Why? Don't you think a minister can go have fun? 270 00:15:29,948 --> 00:15:32,317 Not with al. 271 00:15:32,485 --> 00:15:36,788 After the blues club maybe we can go to mr. Tasty's for some soft-serve cones. 272 00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:39,357 All right, you wild man! Come on! 273 00:15:40,326 --> 00:15:41,960 Gina will love that. She's big. 274 00:15:42,061 --> 00:15:43,428 All right. 275 00:15:43,529 --> 00:15:46,698 - I'll dig you later. - We'll have fun Saturday. 276 00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:48,700 - The piscina looks great. - Thanks. 277 00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:51,369 I hope you and your family come to the dedication. 278 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:53,771 Yeah, me too. Um... 279 00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:56,408 - Can I talk to you for a minute? - Sure. 280 00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:00,412 Want me to bless the flathead? 281 00:16:00,513 --> 00:16:04,649 Not today. I'm having a little trouble with my 15-year-old son. 282 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,819 - Is it serious? - I think so. 283 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,155 He's having a problem with your boss. 284 00:16:10,589 --> 00:16:12,256 The bishop? 285 00:16:13,926 --> 00:16:15,193 The boss? 286 00:16:15,861 --> 00:16:17,796 Springsteen? 287 00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:19,998 His boss. 288 00:16:20,099 --> 00:16:22,634 - Oh, oh. - Yeah, yeah. 289 00:16:22,735 --> 00:16:25,469 He doesn't want to go to church. I don't know how to make him. 290 00:16:25,771 --> 00:16:28,706 Make him go? I've got a teenage son. 291 00:16:28,808 --> 00:16:31,509 - Can't make a 15-year-old do anything. - Yeah. 292 00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:33,377 That's what I'm afraid of. 293 00:16:33,478 --> 00:16:36,447 But if I don't try, then the kid may... 294 00:16:36,548 --> 00:16:39,217 - Wind up on the wrong path? - Well... 295 00:16:39,318 --> 00:16:43,355 It's like he's been cruising along 275 in a great line, 296 00:16:43,456 --> 00:16:48,059 Then all of a sudden he gets off an exit and there he is, on telegraph. 297 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,963 Yeah. Potholes, permanent construction. 298 00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:55,367 - I used to race on telegraph. - There were some sporting races. 299 00:16:55,468 --> 00:16:59,270 One night some kid took this beautiful chevelle super sport, a '67. 300 00:16:59,371 --> 00:17:03,808 He just corkscrewed off a turn and the idiot wrecked it. 301 00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:06,277 - I was there. I was there, yeah. - That was a cherry car. 302 00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:09,181 The guy must have built it but he couldn't handle it. 303 00:17:09,282 --> 00:17:11,316 No, no, no, he could handle it. Look. 304 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:15,754 It was a '68, it was a nova, and the kid did all... Let's talk about randy! 305 00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:20,158 Tell me a bit about him. 306 00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:21,860 - He's a great kid. - Mm-hmm. 307 00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:24,128 He does stuff I would never think of doing. 308 00:17:24,229 --> 00:17:26,965 At 15 I was always spending time around garages. 309 00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:30,035 Every day... Except Sunday morning. 310 00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:36,107 Yeah. Let me ask you, what kind of stuff does he do in his spare time? 311 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,509 Volunteers. Last year he worked at a soup kitchen. 312 00:17:38,611 --> 00:17:41,246 This year he's volunteering at a hospice house. 313 00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:43,014 - That's very admirable. - Yeah. 314 00:17:43,115 --> 00:17:47,085 What kind of stuff do you do in your spare time, tim? 315 00:17:48,521 --> 00:17:50,188 Well, I work on the hot rod here. 316 00:17:50,289 --> 00:17:53,091 I'm gonna drop this flathead into a '46 ford convertible. 317 00:17:53,192 --> 00:17:55,793 - That's gonna cook, man. - Yeah. 318 00:17:55,894 --> 00:17:57,728 It's kind of funny, you know. 319 00:17:57,829 --> 00:18:02,067 Some people, uh, take their spare time and work on their cars 320 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,969 And go to church on Sunday. 321 00:18:05,071 --> 00:18:08,973 Others take their spare time to help their fellow man 322 00:18:09,075 --> 00:18:11,676 And then choose not to go to church. 323 00:18:11,777 --> 00:18:14,846 Are you saying I'm not as good a christian as my kid? 324 00:18:14,947 --> 00:18:18,082 - It's not a contest. - If it were, who would you give better odds? 325 00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:20,318 Look, I'm not the lord's bookie. 326 00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:27,191 I'm sure you're familiar with the last words of a typical episcopalian service? 327 00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:30,027 "we're number one!" 328 00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:35,800 What I always say is, "go in peace to love and serve the lord". 329 00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:39,203 If you think about it, that's what randy's doing, isn't it? 330 00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:40,538 I never thought of it that way. 331 00:18:40,806 --> 00:18:43,474 - He's in good shape. - Thanks for talking to me. 332 00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:46,144 - Ok, sure. Well, see you Sunday. - You bet. 333 00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:50,081 Unless I find some other way to do the lord's work. 334 00:18:50,182 --> 00:18:54,018 Nice try, but I don't think dropping a flathead into a convertible 335 00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:56,654 Qualifies as the lord's work. 336 00:18:56,755 --> 00:18:59,857 Unless you donate the car to me. 337 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:02,193 - See you Sunday. - See you Sunday. 338 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,502 - Hey, becky. - Oh, randy, hold on a sec. 339 00:19:10,603 --> 00:19:12,570 Elaine can't see anybody today. 340 00:19:12,671 --> 00:19:16,440 - When should I come back? - She took a turn for the worse. 341 00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,977 She doesn't want visitors anymore. 342 00:19:19,745 --> 00:19:22,246 But, I mean, come on, it's me. 343 00:19:22,347 --> 00:19:24,716 I'm her gin partner. I gotta win my money back. 344 00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:27,452 I know. Listen, she told me to give you this. 345 00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:37,195 [beeping horn] 346 00:19:44,403 --> 00:19:48,173 So, what did father mike say that changed your mind? 347 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:51,343 Well, he made me understand that even though randy has a problem 348 00:19:51,444 --> 00:19:56,881 With organized religion, volunteering is his way of going to church. 349 00:19:56,982 --> 00:20:00,317 - Thought I should be more open-minded. - That's what I said. 350 00:20:01,787 --> 00:20:04,456 I know, but it had more impact coming from a minister 351 00:20:04,557 --> 00:20:07,993 Who bar hops with al. 352 00:20:08,094 --> 00:20:11,095 Just the man I want to talk to. Randy, hold on a sec. 353 00:20:11,196 --> 00:20:14,799 I think I understand how you feel about not going to church. 354 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,734 That's great, dad. 355 00:20:16,835 --> 00:20:20,939 - Is there something wrong? - Elaine didn't want to see me. 356 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,240 Why not? 357 00:20:22,341 --> 00:20:25,376 Doctor said she took a turn for the worse. 358 00:20:25,644 --> 00:20:27,245 Oh, randy. 359 00:20:27,346 --> 00:20:30,981 It's amazing. It's just like yesterday she's sitting there laughing, 360 00:20:31,082 --> 00:20:35,185 Telling me stories, hiding the whoopee cushion from wilson. 361 00:20:35,287 --> 00:20:40,190 I know it's not easy, but you knew something like this was gonna happen. 362 00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:41,726 I thought I did. 363 00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:44,896 I guess I convinced myself that my spending time with elaine 364 00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:46,931 Would make some kind of difference. 365 00:20:47,032 --> 00:20:49,133 Hey, come on, buddy. You made a difference. 366 00:20:49,435 --> 00:20:52,170 You brought a lot of happiness into her life. 367 00:20:52,271 --> 00:20:54,873 Yeah, but she's still gonna die. 368 00:20:54,974 --> 00:20:58,509 You know, here I think I have all my beliefs figured out. 369 00:20:59,478 --> 00:21:01,645 It's sure not working for me now. 370 00:21:01,746 --> 00:21:05,183 It's not easy for anybody to understand sickness and death. 371 00:21:05,284 --> 00:21:08,152 We spend our whole lives trying to figure stuff like this out. 372 00:21:08,254 --> 00:21:12,991 I've spent a long time trying to understand why my father died so young. 373 00:21:13,092 --> 00:21:16,494 - How'd you ever get through it? - Patience, grieving, 374 00:21:16,595 --> 00:21:17,962 A little bit of prayer. 375 00:21:18,063 --> 00:21:20,365 Maybe I should say a prayer for elaine. 376 00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:22,566 It would be a good idea. 377 00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:26,871 There's a place where people get together and pray for god's protection. 378 00:21:26,972 --> 00:21:29,307 Dad, I'm not going to church. 379 00:21:29,408 --> 00:21:31,342 I was talking about tool time. 380 00:21:34,846 --> 00:21:37,215 This is really cool that you're doing this. 381 00:21:37,316 --> 00:21:39,149 Dad, this isn't about cool. 382 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,819 I mean, the whole s... Um... Sorry! 383 00:21:45,057 --> 00:21:47,925 Dad, this is more than cool. That's not it, either. 384 00:21:48,026 --> 00:21:49,894 This isn't about cool. 385 00:21:49,995 --> 00:21:52,630 This isn't about cool. [laughing] 386 00:21:56,768 --> 00:21:58,269 I can't look at him! 387 00:21:58,370 --> 00:22:00,171 Just hold that there.