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[tim] oh, honey,
this is gonna be a great day!
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The steering column
showed up for the hot rod.
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I'll pop open the champagne.
4
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Am I ever gonna experience
a wife who savors the thrill
of a new auto part?
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Not till you re-marry.
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- Hi.
- Hi, marty.
How are you doing?
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- [tim] marty.
- You got the steering column!
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We install this today,
maybe get to the turning
indicators.
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Great. Before we start,
can I ask you guys a favor?
10
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- Sure. What's up?
- It's our anniversary
next week.
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Nancy and I want to weekend
at houghton lake.
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Oh,
it's so romantic there.
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Oh, especially
this time of year.
Mmm, houghton lake.
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Walking hand-in-hand
across a frozen lake,
30 below zero.
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Wind chill, 90 below zero.
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You can just admire
each other's snot-sicles.
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Could you get any grosser,
do you think?
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- Give me some time.
- [jill] all right.
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Mom said she'd baby-sit
the twins. But both
of them's a little much.
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- Could you take gracie?
- Absolutely!
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Great, we love
having the girls here.
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- Hi, uncle marty.
- Hey, mark.
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I'm going to the mall.
I'll be back soon.
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Ok, honey.
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Tim?
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Is mark wearing
black lipstick?
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It goes with everything.
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Look at all this cool stuff
I borrowed for my play time
with gracie.
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Look at all the cool stuff
I got for my play time
with brad.
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We're gonna put the gauges
in the dash panels today.
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- Oh.
- Well, auto boy,
ready to do some work?
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Something came up. I talked
to samantha, I'm gonna
go meet her at the mall.
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What about the dash panels?
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Well, let me see,
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A beautiful blonde
goddess who loves me,
or dash panels?
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And gauges.
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Adios.
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What's that all about?
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He promised to help work
on the car, and he bails?
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Oh, tim, when you were his age,
which did you want to be with?
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A girl, or...
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Oh, never mind.
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- [brad] hey, gracie.
- Just in time.
How are you doing, man?
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Here she is.
Here's the guest of honor
and some of her stuff.
45
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Hey, sweetie. Ready
to spend the weekend
with me and uncle tim?
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[funny sounds]
47
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- I think so.
- [jill laughs]
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Ok, here's her stuff.
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- Here's emergency numbers.
- Ok.
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- Here's the rundown.
No candy.
- No candy.
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No soft drinks.
No bedtime stories until
she's brushed her teeth.
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- Honey, are you getting this?
- I got it.
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And don't let her watch
any more tool time.
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It gives her nightmares.
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Me, too.
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Nap between 2:00 and 4:00,
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Don't let her sleep
more than two hours
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- Or she'll keep you up.
- I got it under control.
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I've got all these
fun activities
planned for us.
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We're gonna have
a tea party,
play dress-up.
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Dress-up?
That'll be so much fun
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'cause I've got this
darling off-the-shoulder
number to die for.
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- Have a great time
up at the lake.
- Ok, thanks.
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Ok, honey.
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I'll see you in two sleeps.
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Be a good girl for your
aunt tim and uncle jill.
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I think he means
uncle tim and aunt jill.
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Oh, right. I was thinking
of you playing dress-up.
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These suitcases are so heavy.
Do you have rocks in here?
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- Yes.
- [jill laughs]
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- I'll take her stuff upstairs.
- [jill] ok.
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So, do you want
to introduce me to
your animal friends?
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No. They're shy.
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That explains
why they're so quiet.
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- [telephone rings]
- excuse me, honey...
Just a second.
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- [phone beeps]
- hello? Oh, hi, dr. Ashley.
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Yes. Actually,
I did sort of have plans.
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Yeah. Well, ok.
I'll see what I can do.
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All right. Bye. Tim!
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[imitates jill] jill!
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[sighs] one of the
therapists didn't show up
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For her group at 11:00.
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- Can you cover for me?
- I've never done
therapy before.
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But how hard can it be?
85
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I mean, can you cover
for me with gracie?
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- By myself?
- Tim, you raised
three kids.
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I raised three boys.
This is a girl.
I don't know about girls.
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Everything is the same
as with boys. You read
to them. You feed them.
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- Is she potty trained?
- She's four years old.
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Well, marty wasn't
potty trained until
he was, like, nine.
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And I still think
he's wearing something
at night.
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[jill] thank you.
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[tim in deep voice]
no. Leave the girl alone.
Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
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Oh, mr. Panda,
thank you so much
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From saving me
from mr. Monkey.
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Oh, don't thank me.
Thank mr. Tiger.
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That's mr. Lion cub.
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Sorry. I've never been
a lion cub before.
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Well, I have.
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You know, I gotta tell you,
it's a tough gig.
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Everyone
expects you to be king.
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- Hi, randy.
- Hi, gracie.
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Cousin randy, you play
with cousin gracie,
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So uncle tim can go
play with mr. Hot rod?
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Well, uh, cousin randy
would love to,
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But I gotta spend a couple
hours with uncle chemistry
and aunt algebra.
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- See you later.
- Ok.
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What do you want
to do now, uncle tim?
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Hmm. Hey, I got an idea!
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Why don't we ask mr. Gorilla
what he wants to do?
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Ok.
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No! Really?
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- Mr. Gorilla wants
to play hot rod.
- He does?
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Tell her. [gruff voice]
love the hot rod.
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[grunting]
love the hot rod.
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Now, this is what uncle tim
likes to play with.
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- Cool.
- That's right.
'46 ford convertible.
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- Wow!
- Wow is right.
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I've got it lowered,
independent rear suspension.
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Motor city flathead
in ypsilanti built me the motor.
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- Neat!
- [laughs] yeah!
Look at this.
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It's a convertible.
So we can sit in here.
It might start to rain.
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I suppose a girl like you
would like to put the top up?
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- Yeah.
- This button right here,
flip it up.
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[motor whirring]
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[laughs]
hey, now I got an idea!
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You and mr. Gorilla
go by the workbench,
hand me tools,
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I'll finish the dash panel?
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- Let me ask mr. Gorilla.
- Don't.
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[whispering sounds]
he wants to have
a tea party.
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I'll be the princess
and you be the queen.
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You want me
to be the queen?
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Ok...
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...But if I take you
to the hardware store,
this never happened, ok?
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Here's your crown.
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My crown, huh?
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[female british accent]
all right, princess gracie,
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We'll have ourselves
a spot of tea.
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It's very hot.
Now, don't burn yourself.
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After our tea, maybe
we'll take the corgis out
for a walk and a wee-wee.
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Princess gracie, is there
something you'd like
to eat with your tea?
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- A cookie.
- You want a cookie?
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We only have muffins.
Hold on a minute.
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Squire, the good princess
wants a cookie!
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Now, what would
her royal figidness
like to have?
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How about a lobotomy?
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Well, look who's here.
It's the village idiot.
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Off with his head!
Now go! Run!
Get his head! Go! Go!
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Run!
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"'rabbit, let's bounce
together.' rabbit
couldn't believe his ears.
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00:09:02,962 --> 00:09:04,596
'me, bounce?' he said.
152
00:09:04,698 --> 00:09:08,767
'well, sure,' said tigger.
'you got the feet for it.'"
153
00:09:08,868 --> 00:09:12,571
I wouldn't call those
"feet." I would've
called those "gunboats."
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00:09:12,672 --> 00:09:15,074
Those are big feet.
No wonder he can
bounce them.
155
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I mean, these feet
are gigantic.
These are...
156
00:09:20,013 --> 00:09:23,015
Looks like somebody else
lost their bounce, huh?
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00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:25,718
[whispers] let's lie down.
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[chuckling]
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00:09:54,147 --> 00:09:56,014
Tim?
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00:09:56,582 --> 00:09:58,150
Where are you?
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00:09:58,251 --> 00:10:00,119
Tim?
162
00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:02,921
Oh, adorable...
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00:10:03,022 --> 00:10:05,690
[loud snore]
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00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,994
Was I drooling?
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00:10:11,798 --> 00:10:15,567
[whispers] no. You just
fell asleep with gracie.
She looks so sweet.
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00:10:15,668 --> 00:10:19,037
[tim groans]
well, she may look sweet,
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00:10:19,138 --> 00:10:23,007
But don't play candyland
with her.
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00:10:23,108 --> 00:10:25,277
She marks her cards.
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00:10:26,346 --> 00:10:29,448
- [tim groans]
- so, how'd it go?
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00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:34,486
Well, we had a tea party,
played with the stuffed
animals, read some books.
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00:10:34,587 --> 00:10:36,455
It was one of the best
afternoons of my life.
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00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:39,391
- Oh, yeah, right.
- I'm serious.
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00:10:39,492 --> 00:10:41,526
She's really cool,
you know?
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00:10:41,627 --> 00:10:45,563
She's different than the boys.
They want to roughhouse.
She has stories to tell.
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00:10:45,664 --> 00:10:47,565
She even liked my queen mum.
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[laughs]
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I'm glad you had
a good afternoon together.
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00:10:51,404 --> 00:10:54,106
- We had a great afternoon.
- All right.
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00:10:54,207 --> 00:10:59,544
I started thinking about
what we missed by not
having a daughter.
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00:10:59,645 --> 00:11:03,515
This from the man who used
a magnifying glass on
every one of my sonograms,
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00:11:03,616 --> 00:11:06,451
Praying
for a prenatal winkie?
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00:11:09,855 --> 00:11:12,757
Well, that was then,
you know. This is now.
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00:11:12,858 --> 00:11:16,461
It just took me
a little while to figure out
how cool little girls were.
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00:11:16,562 --> 00:11:19,164
- I like this new side of you.
- Yeah?
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00:11:19,265 --> 00:11:21,233
- Yeah, it's sweet.
- Really?
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00:11:21,334 --> 00:11:24,736
- Yeah. It's kinda sexy.
- Hold that thought.
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00:11:24,838 --> 00:11:27,673
- There's something
I've been thinking.
- Mmm, yeah?
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00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,407
Let's have a daughter.
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00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:37,716
[laughing]
excuse me. Did you...
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00:11:37,817 --> 00:11:39,918
[clears throat]
did you say "daughter?"
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00:11:40,019 --> 00:11:42,120
I say let's be open
to the possibility.
192
00:11:42,221 --> 00:11:45,757
There is no possibility.
You had a vasectomy.
193
00:11:47,726 --> 00:11:50,128
They can be reversed.
194
00:11:50,229 --> 00:11:52,797
Or better yet,
195
00:11:52,898 --> 00:11:55,066
What if we had sex
every day?
196
00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:57,168
[jill laughs]
197
00:11:57,270 --> 00:11:59,070
If we had sex every day,
198
00:11:59,171 --> 00:12:03,141
Then maybe one of my little
guys who's been hiding
is ready to make his move.
199
00:12:07,714 --> 00:12:10,281
Tim, you obviously haven't
thought this through.
200
00:12:10,382 --> 00:12:13,218
- I want us to think it through.
- Ok. Ok, we will. All right.
201
00:12:13,319 --> 00:12:16,555
- Suppose one of these guys...
- Let's call him, uh, "bob."
202
00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,524
What is gonna
guarantee that "bob"
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00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:23,328
- [whispering]
is gonna get us a girl?
- Bob won't let us down.
204
00:12:25,998 --> 00:12:28,833
Bob let us down
three times!
205
00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:32,104
That wasn't bob.
That was steve.
206
00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:37,542
And... And if we want
to make sure, we...
We could adopt.
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00:12:37,643 --> 00:12:40,078
Tim... Tim,
just listen to yourself.
208
00:12:40,179 --> 00:12:43,748
You spend one afternoon
with a niece and all of
a sudden you want a baby?
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00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:46,518
- Because I thought
it would be fun.
- Fun?
210
00:12:46,619 --> 00:12:49,621
- [scoffs]
- fun, we'd build
a room to keep her.
211
00:12:49,722 --> 00:12:51,623
Think.
212
00:12:53,392 --> 00:12:57,629
This is a child,
not a corvette.
213
00:12:57,730 --> 00:13:00,365
Yeah. But I wouldn't
love her any less,
I tell you that.
214
00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:06,371
All those years ago
when we decided not to
have any other children,
215
00:13:06,472 --> 00:13:08,941
I re-routed my whole life.
You know, I have a career now.
216
00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:12,076
- Maybe we can work
around that.
- Honey...
217
00:13:12,177 --> 00:13:14,145
...A child is
a lifelong commitment.
218
00:13:14,246 --> 00:13:16,581
I don't want to work
around a child.
219
00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:19,117
Are you shutting
the door on this?
220
00:13:19,218 --> 00:13:21,620
I think it is so great...
221
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,357
...That you're having
all these feelings.
222
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,592
I just don't really want
another child.
223
00:13:27,693 --> 00:13:31,496
I think if you think
about it for a while, you're
gonna feel the same way.
224
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,435
Well, I can speak for me,
but I can't speak for bob.
225
00:13:40,906 --> 00:13:43,274
Welcome back to hobby week.
226
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:47,712
Yesterday we showed you
how to build this doll house
I built for my nieces.
227
00:13:47,813 --> 00:13:49,748
And today the focus
is on furniture.
228
00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:53,452
That's right. And
to build tiny furniture,
you need a tiny tool.
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00:13:53,553 --> 00:13:55,620
[snorts] who knows
more about a tiny tool?
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Tim.
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Well, I used a binford 61
miniature scroll saw
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To cut the pieces
for my little table.
233
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,997
We modeled it in
the chippendale style.
234
00:14:06,098 --> 00:14:09,667
Actually, at this size,
it would be perfect
for chip 'n' dale.
235
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[chittering]
236
00:14:14,106 --> 00:14:17,175
Well, heidi and I
used the binford 61
miniature lathe
237
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To shape the post
for our canopy bed.
238
00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:23,381
When using small tools,
it's a great idea to use
magnifying glasses
239
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So you can see
what you're doing.
240
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I can actually see
the cameraman's brain
from here.
241
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While these guys
finish the posts,
242
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I'm gonna use more glue
on my table top here.
243
00:14:37,363 --> 00:14:40,432
Now, the great thing
about these microtools
244
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Is that they allow you
to shape your posts
almost effortlessly.
245
00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:48,773
All right, heidi, why
don't you finish that up
246
00:14:48,874 --> 00:14:50,775
While we, uh,
check in with tim.
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- Tim, you ok?
- Mm-hmm. Yes.
248
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- Where's
the dining-room table?
- Here.
249
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All right.
Now... Well, let go.
250
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Wait. What happened
to all those chairs?
251
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We'll be right back after
these words from binford.
252
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Hey, guys.
253
00:15:27,313 --> 00:15:29,981
Did, um, any of you
see tool time today?
254
00:15:30,082 --> 00:15:32,384
Unfortunately, yes.
255
00:15:33,252 --> 00:15:34,585
Dad's lost it.
256
00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:37,255
Yeah, it was his second
girlie tool time in a row.
257
00:15:37,356 --> 00:15:40,492
What's next,
a pantyhose week?
258
00:15:40,593 --> 00:15:42,727
Or a "salute
to feminine hygiene"?
259
00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,863
I don't know about you,
but I stop watching
260
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,266
The day dad
turns to al and says,
261
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,635
"do you feel fresh?"
262
00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:56,208
- Hi, everybody.
- [jill] hi.
263
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,577
Hey, dad. So,
how many more shows
264
00:15:58,677 --> 00:16:00,678
Are you planning
on doing about dolls?
265
00:16:00,779 --> 00:16:02,113
Oh, two.
266
00:16:02,214 --> 00:16:06,284
Doll patio furniture and
the best of hot rod barbie, huh?
267
00:16:08,654 --> 00:16:10,989
Guys, guys, just go
wash up for dinner.
268
00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:12,924
What's with them?
269
00:16:13,025 --> 00:16:14,893
I can't believe
you're still on this.
270
00:16:14,993 --> 00:16:18,296
You know, you gotta get
a grip. You're obsessed
with this daughter stuff.
271
00:16:18,397 --> 00:16:22,333
You know,
that's what the lady at
the adoption agency said.
272
00:16:23,369 --> 00:16:25,203
I should be open to a boy.
273
00:16:25,304 --> 00:16:29,074
But then I explained
about the boys we have,
she understood.
274
00:16:29,175 --> 00:16:31,476
You went
to an adoption agency?
275
00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:35,147
No, no. I just called a few
on my lunch hour. I wouldn't
do that without you.
276
00:16:35,248 --> 00:16:39,184
Well, that's good
because I don't want to go
to an adoption agency.
277
00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:40,952
I don't want to have
another child.
278
00:16:41,053 --> 00:16:43,455
If you need time to think,
take all the time you want.
279
00:16:43,556 --> 00:16:45,723
Ok... No.
280
00:16:47,693 --> 00:16:52,263
And I want you to take this
"no" seriously this time.
281
00:16:52,364 --> 00:16:54,232
If I took it seriously
every time you said no,
282
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,768
We wouldn't have any kids.
283
00:17:01,907 --> 00:17:03,641
Is everything all right
over there?
284
00:17:03,742 --> 00:17:06,210
Oh. Hey, tim.
How's it going, bro?
285
00:17:06,311 --> 00:17:08,480
Hi, willow.
What's with the fire?
286
00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:12,250
Uncle wilson built this
for some sacred hindu ritual.
287
00:17:12,351 --> 00:17:15,052
But I'm using it
to dry my nail polish.
288
00:17:15,153 --> 00:17:18,456
This color's called
back to the fuchsia.
289
00:17:18,557 --> 00:17:21,192
When you little girls
paint your nails,
you're so cute.
290
00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:26,030
I'm 26 and I got a fungus
under my thumbnail
like you wouldn't believe.
291
00:17:26,131 --> 00:17:28,399
You were probably cute
when you were little.
292
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,269
Yeah. But then there was
that awkward period
293
00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,871
Between three
and twenty-five.
294
00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:39,511
Speaking of periods,
I'm starting to bloat...
295
00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:42,814
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wilson!
296
00:17:42,715 --> 00:17:44,548
[wilson] willow,
vince is on the phone.
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00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:47,451
He wants to stop by
after he visits
his parole officer.
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00:17:47,552 --> 00:17:50,421
- [willow] cool.
- Parole officer?
299
00:17:50,589 --> 00:17:52,957
Well, this boyfriend's
better than the last one.
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00:17:53,058 --> 00:17:56,127
- At least he's out.
- [tim laughs]
301
00:17:55,961 --> 00:17:58,997
This is great, though.
You get to spend time
with your niece.
302
00:17:59,098 --> 00:18:00,999
I get to spend time
with mine.
303
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,101
[sighs]
304
00:18:03,202 --> 00:18:05,837
She's making me
want to have a daughter.
305
00:18:05,938 --> 00:18:09,374
I thought in your case,
that was no longer
an option.
306
00:18:09,408 --> 00:18:12,210
Well, you can
reverse a vasectomy.
307
00:18:12,311 --> 00:18:15,580
- Well, what about jill?
- She's not reversible.
308
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:22,587
Are you serious about
having another child at
this point in your life?
309
00:18:22,688 --> 00:18:24,956
I don't know what's come
over me. I really don't.
310
00:18:25,057 --> 00:18:27,692
Everything changed the moment
I spent time with gracie.
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00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:30,761
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Instead of wanting
to play g.I. Joes
312
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:33,831
And cap guns,
I feel like making
cute things, you know?
313
00:18:33,932 --> 00:18:35,933
We had a...
[laughs] we had a tea party.
314
00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:39,103
[british accent]
a tea party, you say?
Delightful!
315
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:41,539
[british accent]
quite, quite. Yes, it was.
316
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:47,011
- I used to think boys
were the ticket!
- Right.
317
00:18:47,112 --> 00:18:51,015
But, boy, gracie's
so different. She's got such
an imagination, you know?
318
00:18:51,116 --> 00:18:53,351
She brought out
the queen in me.
319
00:18:53,452 --> 00:18:57,121
No, no, no, no... That's
a whole other direction
right there. Whoa!
320
00:18:58,290 --> 00:18:59,423
I don't know why this is.
321
00:18:59,524 --> 00:19:01,893
You know, I spend a lot
of time with my nieces.
322
00:19:01,994 --> 00:19:05,096
- Maybe it's because
they're older.
- Maybe it's you getting older.
323
00:19:05,197 --> 00:19:08,666
You know, in the words
of oliver wendell holmes,
324
00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:11,302
"men are like
peaches and pears.
325
00:19:11,404 --> 00:19:15,206
They grow sweet a little while
before they begin to decay."
326
00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:19,577
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
327
00:19:21,113 --> 00:19:24,982
So, you're saying
I'll get soggy before I rot.
328
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:29,754
No. I'm saying you're able
to appreciate a side of life
you never could before.
329
00:19:29,855 --> 00:19:32,457
But what about this idea
about me having a daughter?
330
00:19:32,558 --> 00:19:35,360
Well, tim, if you like
to build cute things
331
00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:39,330
And you like to have
tea parties, you can always
have them with your nieces.
332
00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:40,832
Maybe you're right.
333
00:19:40,932 --> 00:19:44,535
And that way I can
avoid that unpleasant
diaper-changing phase.
334
00:19:44,636 --> 00:19:46,738
- Zero to eight.
- [wilson laughs]
335
00:19:52,177 --> 00:19:55,280
- I want to talk
about something.
- I'm afraid to ask. What about?
336
00:19:55,414 --> 00:19:59,417
I want to talk about what
sherlock wendell holmes
said, all right?
337
00:20:00,386 --> 00:20:02,387
The reason
men want daughters
338
00:20:02,488 --> 00:20:05,222
Is because they're like
rotten peaches.
339
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:09,493
I should just play
with my pears.
340
00:20:12,531 --> 00:20:14,399
It would be better
for all concerned
341
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,067
If you didn't father
any more children.
342
00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:19,771
I don't have to.
When I miss having
a daughter,
343
00:20:19,872 --> 00:20:22,106
I can spend time
with gracie and claire.
344
00:20:22,207 --> 00:20:23,207
Well, that's a great idea!
345
00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,842
When our kids grow up,
are married,
346
00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:28,213
Maybe they'll
crank out a couple chicks.
347
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,616
Well, I hope they do some
of that "cranking."
348
00:20:31,717 --> 00:20:33,851
I sure would like to have
some granddaughters.
349
00:20:33,952 --> 00:20:37,588
Grandparents have the best
of all worlds. They
can play with the kid,
350
00:20:37,723 --> 00:20:41,458
- When trouble starts...
- Pass that kid
right off to the parent
351
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,862
And bolt for the early bird
special at the ihop.
352
00:20:44,963 --> 00:20:47,731
Well, we're a long way
from being grandparents.
353
00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:51,336
I'm glad. Because it gives me
more time to play with you.
354
00:20:51,437 --> 00:20:52,937
Oh, yeah.
Big girls are fun.
355
00:20:53,038 --> 00:20:54,772
[jill] mm-hmm.
356
00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:57,475
What's that bob
doing tonight?
357
00:20:57,576 --> 00:20:59,877
He's all tied up.
358
00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:07,986
All right. The fuse panel's
in place. Marty,
hand me the sockets.
359
00:21:08,087 --> 00:21:09,753
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
360
00:21:10,489 --> 00:21:12,590
Ok. Perfect.
361
00:21:12,691 --> 00:21:14,058
Ok, girls.
362
00:21:14,159 --> 00:21:17,728
[grunts] I've tightened down
the fuse panel.
363
00:21:17,829 --> 00:21:21,032
And now, how would you guys
like to watch
364
00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:24,736
Uncle tim and your dad
wire the car from scratch?
365
00:21:24,837 --> 00:21:26,871
[both grunting]
366
00:21:35,347 --> 00:21:37,815
We should also ask
this guy, though.
367
00:21:44,523 --> 00:21:46,691
I am buzz lightyear.
368
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,561
No, I am buzz lightyear.
369
00:21:51,263 --> 00:21:53,731
No, I am buzz lightyear.
370
00:21:53,832 --> 00:21:55,933
No, I come in peace.
371
00:21:56,035 --> 00:21:58,770
I come in peace.
372
00:21:58,871 --> 00:22:00,504
No, I come in peace.