1 00:00:00,821 --> 00:00:03,555 [tim] oh, honey, this is gonna be a great day! 2 00:00:03,657 --> 00:00:06,158 The steering column showed up for the hot rod. 3 00:00:06,259 --> 00:00:09,228 I'll pop open the champagne. 4 00:00:09,329 --> 00:00:14,066 Am I ever gonna experience a wife who savors the thrill of a new auto part? 5 00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:16,435 Not till you re-marry. 6 00:00:17,804 --> 00:00:20,606 - Hi. - Hi, marty. How are you doing? 7 00:00:20,707 --> 00:00:23,008 - [tim] marty. - You got the steering column! 8 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:26,011 We install this today, maybe get to the turning indicators. 9 00:00:26,112 --> 00:00:28,514 Great. Before we start, can I ask you guys a favor? 10 00:00:28,615 --> 00:00:31,350 - Sure. What's up? - It's our anniversary next week. 11 00:00:31,451 --> 00:00:33,819 Nancy and I want to weekend at houghton lake. 12 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,687 Oh, it's so romantic there. 13 00:00:35,788 --> 00:00:38,523 Oh, especially this time of year. Mmm, houghton lake. 14 00:00:38,624 --> 00:00:41,927 Walking hand-in-hand across a frozen lake, 30 below zero. 15 00:00:42,028 --> 00:00:44,163 Wind chill, 90 below zero. 16 00:00:44,264 --> 00:00:48,634 You can just admire each other's snot-sicles. 17 00:00:49,969 --> 00:00:52,204 Could you get any grosser, do you think? 18 00:00:52,305 --> 00:00:54,239 - Give me some time. - [jill] all right. 19 00:00:54,340 --> 00:00:57,910 Mom said she'd baby-sit the twins. But both of them's a little much. 20 00:00:58,011 --> 00:00:59,812 - Could you take gracie? - Absolutely! 21 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,714 Great, we love having the girls here. 22 00:01:01,815 --> 00:01:04,650 - Hi, uncle marty. - Hey, mark. 23 00:01:04,751 --> 00:01:07,887 I'm going to the mall. I'll be back soon. 24 00:01:07,988 --> 00:01:09,288 Ok, honey. 25 00:01:09,957 --> 00:01:11,723 Tim? 26 00:01:13,627 --> 00:01:16,195 Is mark wearing black lipstick? 27 00:01:16,296 --> 00:01:18,464 It goes with everything. 28 00:02:08,314 --> 00:02:12,951 Look at all this cool stuff I borrowed for my play time with gracie. 29 00:02:13,052 --> 00:02:16,555 Look at all the cool stuff I got for my play time with brad. 30 00:02:16,657 --> 00:02:19,191 We're gonna put the gauges in the dash panels today. 31 00:02:19,292 --> 00:02:22,594 - Oh. - Well, auto boy, ready to do some work? 32 00:02:22,695 --> 00:02:26,865 Something came up. I talked to samantha, I'm gonna go meet her at the mall. 33 00:02:27,634 --> 00:02:29,100 What about the dash panels? 34 00:02:29,402 --> 00:02:30,836 Well, let me see, 35 00:02:30,938 --> 00:02:34,106 A beautiful blonde goddess who loves me, or dash panels? 36 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:39,078 And gauges. 37 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:42,248 Adios. 38 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:44,450 What's that all about? 39 00:02:44,551 --> 00:02:46,752 He promised to help work on the car, and he bails? 40 00:02:46,853 --> 00:02:50,122 Oh, tim, when you were his age, which did you want to be with? 41 00:02:50,223 --> 00:02:52,024 A girl, or... 42 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:54,793 Oh, never mind. 43 00:02:55,128 --> 00:02:58,263 - [brad] hey, gracie. - Just in time. How are you doing, man? 44 00:02:58,364 --> 00:03:03,235 Here she is. Here's the guest of honor and some of her stuff. 45 00:03:03,336 --> 00:03:06,539 Hey, sweetie. Ready to spend the weekend with me and uncle tim? 46 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,674 [funny sounds] 47 00:03:08,775 --> 00:03:11,477 - I think so. - [jill laughs] 48 00:03:11,578 --> 00:03:14,446 Ok, here's her stuff. 49 00:03:14,548 --> 00:03:16,315 - Here's emergency numbers. - Ok. 50 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:19,118 - Here's the rundown. No candy. - No candy. 51 00:03:19,219 --> 00:03:22,588 No soft drinks. No bedtime stories until she's brushed her teeth. 52 00:03:22,689 --> 00:03:24,556 - Honey, are you getting this? - I got it. 53 00:03:24,657 --> 00:03:28,260 And don't let her watch any more tool time. 54 00:03:28,362 --> 00:03:30,529 It gives her nightmares. 55 00:03:31,064 --> 00:03:33,132 Me, too. 56 00:03:34,434 --> 00:03:35,734 Nap between 2:00 and 4:00, 57 00:03:35,835 --> 00:03:37,336 Don't let her sleep more than two hours 58 00:03:37,437 --> 00:03:39,571 - Or she'll keep you up. - I got it under control. 59 00:03:39,673 --> 00:03:42,608 I've got all these fun activities planned for us. 60 00:03:42,709 --> 00:03:45,143 We're gonna have a tea party, play dress-up. 61 00:03:45,445 --> 00:03:47,913 Dress-up? That'll be so much fun 62 00:03:48,014 --> 00:03:51,283 'cause I've got this darling off-the-shoulder number to die for. 63 00:03:52,585 --> 00:03:55,187 - Have a great time up at the lake. - Ok, thanks. 64 00:03:55,288 --> 00:03:56,789 Ok, honey. 65 00:03:56,890 --> 00:03:58,390 I'll see you in two sleeps. 66 00:03:58,491 --> 00:04:00,960 Be a good girl for your aunt tim and uncle jill. 67 00:04:03,363 --> 00:04:06,031 I think he means uncle tim and aunt jill. 68 00:04:06,132 --> 00:04:09,468 Oh, right. I was thinking of you playing dress-up. 69 00:04:14,073 --> 00:04:16,942 These suitcases are so heavy. Do you have rocks in here? 70 00:04:17,043 --> 00:04:19,044 - Yes. - [jill laughs] 71 00:04:19,145 --> 00:04:21,179 - I'll take her stuff upstairs. - [jill] ok. 72 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:24,016 So, do you want to introduce me to your animal friends? 73 00:04:24,117 --> 00:04:25,885 No. They're shy. 74 00:04:25,986 --> 00:04:29,388 That explains why they're so quiet. 75 00:04:29,489 --> 00:04:32,691 - [telephone rings] - excuse me, honey... Just a second. 76 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:38,230 - [phone beeps] - hello? Oh, hi, dr. Ashley. 77 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:44,336 Yes. Actually, I did sort of have plans. 78 00:04:44,671 --> 00:04:47,406 Yeah. Well, ok. I'll see what I can do. 79 00:04:47,507 --> 00:04:49,808 All right. Bye. Tim! 80 00:04:49,909 --> 00:04:51,477 [imitates jill] jill! 81 00:04:52,712 --> 00:04:55,581 [sighs] one of the therapists didn't show up 82 00:04:55,682 --> 00:04:57,183 For her group at 11:00. 83 00:04:57,284 --> 00:05:00,419 - Can you cover for me? - I've never done therapy before. 84 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,454 But how hard can it be? 85 00:05:04,024 --> 00:05:06,759 I mean, can you cover for me with gracie? 86 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:10,162 - By myself? - Tim, you raised three kids. 87 00:05:10,297 --> 00:05:14,166 I raised three boys. This is a girl. I don't know about girls. 88 00:05:14,267 --> 00:05:18,403 Everything is the same as with boys. You read to them. You feed them. 89 00:05:18,504 --> 00:05:22,974 - Is she potty trained? - She's four years old. 90 00:05:23,076 --> 00:05:26,178 Well, marty wasn't potty trained until he was, like, nine. 91 00:05:27,313 --> 00:05:30,649 And I still think he's wearing something at night. 92 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:33,786 [jill] thank you. 93 00:05:33,887 --> 00:05:38,157 [tim in deep voice] no. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo. 94 00:05:38,257 --> 00:05:40,826 Oh, mr. Panda, thank you so much 95 00:05:40,927 --> 00:05:43,428 From saving me from mr. Monkey. 96 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:46,531 Oh, don't thank me. Thank mr. Tiger. 97 00:05:46,632 --> 00:05:49,234 That's mr. Lion cub. 98 00:05:49,335 --> 00:05:51,670 Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before. 99 00:05:51,771 --> 00:05:53,972 Well, I have. 100 00:05:55,809 --> 00:05:59,178 You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. 101 00:05:59,278 --> 00:06:00,879 Everyone expects you to be king. 102 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:03,582 - Hi, randy. - Hi, gracie. 103 00:06:03,783 --> 00:06:05,784 Cousin randy, you play with cousin gracie, 104 00:06:05,885 --> 00:06:08,487 So uncle tim can go play with mr. Hot rod? 105 00:06:08,588 --> 00:06:11,322 Well, uh, cousin randy would love to, 106 00:06:11,424 --> 00:06:15,727 But I gotta spend a couple hours with uncle chemistry and aunt algebra. 107 00:06:15,828 --> 00:06:18,163 - See you later. - Ok. 108 00:06:19,332 --> 00:06:21,533 What do you want to do now, uncle tim? 109 00:06:21,635 --> 00:06:24,202 Hmm. Hey, I got an idea! 110 00:06:24,303 --> 00:06:27,106 Why don't we ask mr. Gorilla what he wants to do? 111 00:06:27,206 --> 00:06:28,907 Ok. 112 00:06:31,177 --> 00:06:33,579 No! Really? 113 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:37,616 - Mr. Gorilla wants to play hot rod. - He does? 114 00:06:38,618 --> 00:06:40,552 Tell her. [gruff voice] love the hot rod. 115 00:06:40,653 --> 00:06:43,955 [grunting] love the hot rod. 116 00:06:45,592 --> 00:06:48,227 Now, this is what uncle tim likes to play with. 117 00:06:48,328 --> 00:06:52,431 - Cool. - That's right. '46 ford convertible. 118 00:06:52,532 --> 00:06:55,134 - Wow! - Wow is right. 119 00:06:55,235 --> 00:06:57,836 I've got it lowered, independent rear suspension. 120 00:06:57,937 --> 00:07:00,639 Motor city flathead in ypsilanti built me the motor. 121 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:03,108 - Neat! - [laughs] yeah! Look at this. 122 00:07:03,276 --> 00:07:06,578 It's a convertible. So we can sit in here. It might start to rain. 123 00:07:06,679 --> 00:07:08,881 I suppose a girl like you would like to put the top up? 124 00:07:08,982 --> 00:07:11,783 - Yeah. - This button right here, flip it up. 125 00:07:11,884 --> 00:07:14,219 [motor whirring] 126 00:07:14,321 --> 00:07:18,557 [laughs] hey, now I got an idea! 127 00:07:18,658 --> 00:07:21,393 You and mr. Gorilla go by the workbench, hand me tools, 128 00:07:21,494 --> 00:07:22,627 I'll finish the dash panel? 129 00:07:22,729 --> 00:07:26,065 - Let me ask mr. Gorilla. - Don't. 130 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:29,568 [whispering sounds] he wants to have a tea party. 131 00:07:35,976 --> 00:07:39,611 I'll be the princess and you be the queen. 132 00:07:39,712 --> 00:07:42,381 You want me to be the queen? 133 00:07:44,251 --> 00:07:45,684 Ok... 134 00:07:45,785 --> 00:07:49,488 ...But if I take you to the hardware store, this never happened, ok? 135 00:07:49,589 --> 00:07:51,790 Here's your crown. 136 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,765 My crown, huh? 137 00:08:07,106 --> 00:08:10,008 [female british accent] all right, princess gracie, 138 00:08:10,109 --> 00:08:13,412 We'll have ourselves a spot of tea. 139 00:08:13,513 --> 00:08:15,780 It's very hot. Now, don't burn yourself. 140 00:08:15,882 --> 00:08:20,352 After our tea, maybe we'll take the corgis out for a walk and a wee-wee. 141 00:08:22,121 --> 00:08:25,490 Princess gracie, is there something you'd like to eat with your tea? 142 00:08:25,725 --> 00:08:27,793 - A cookie. - You want a cookie? 143 00:08:27,827 --> 00:08:30,328 We only have muffins. Hold on a minute. 144 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:33,465 Squire, the good princess wants a cookie! 145 00:08:37,303 --> 00:08:42,140 Now, what would her royal figidness like to have? 146 00:08:42,241 --> 00:08:44,543 How about a lobotomy? 147 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:50,883 Well, look who's here. It's the village idiot. 148 00:08:53,186 --> 00:08:56,221 Off with his head! Now go! Run! Get his head! Go! Go! 149 00:08:56,322 --> 00:08:57,656 Run! 150 00:08:59,325 --> 00:09:02,861 "'rabbit, let's bounce together.' rabbit couldn't believe his ears. 151 00:09:02,962 --> 00:09:04,596 'me, bounce?' he said. 152 00:09:04,698 --> 00:09:08,767 'well, sure,' said tigger. 'you got the feet for it.'" 153 00:09:08,868 --> 00:09:12,571 I wouldn't call those "feet." I would've called those "gunboats." 154 00:09:12,672 --> 00:09:15,074 Those are big feet. No wonder he can bounce them. 155 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:18,343 I mean, these feet are gigantic. These are... 156 00:09:20,013 --> 00:09:23,015 Looks like somebody else lost their bounce, huh? 157 00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:25,718 [whispers] let's lie down. 158 00:09:47,107 --> 00:09:49,208 [chuckling] 159 00:09:54,147 --> 00:09:56,014 Tim? 160 00:09:56,582 --> 00:09:58,150 Where are you? 161 00:09:58,251 --> 00:10:00,119 Tim? 162 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:02,921 Oh, adorable... 163 00:10:03,022 --> 00:10:05,690 [loud snore] 164 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,994 Was I drooling? 165 00:10:11,798 --> 00:10:15,567 [whispers] no. You just fell asleep with gracie. She looks so sweet. 166 00:10:15,668 --> 00:10:19,037 [tim groans] well, she may look sweet, 167 00:10:19,138 --> 00:10:23,007 But don't play candyland with her. 168 00:10:23,108 --> 00:10:25,277 She marks her cards. 169 00:10:26,346 --> 00:10:29,448 - [tim groans] - so, how'd it go? 170 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:34,486 Well, we had a tea party, played with the stuffed animals, read some books. 171 00:10:34,587 --> 00:10:36,455 It was one of the best afternoons of my life. 172 00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:39,391 - Oh, yeah, right. - I'm serious. 173 00:10:39,492 --> 00:10:41,526 She's really cool, you know? 174 00:10:41,627 --> 00:10:45,563 She's different than the boys. They want to roughhouse. She has stories to tell. 175 00:10:45,664 --> 00:10:47,565 She even liked my queen mum. 176 00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:48,801 [laughs] 177 00:10:48,902 --> 00:10:51,303 I'm glad you had a good afternoon together. 178 00:10:51,404 --> 00:10:54,106 - We had a great afternoon. - All right. 179 00:10:54,207 --> 00:10:59,544 I started thinking about what we missed by not having a daughter. 180 00:10:59,645 --> 00:11:03,515 This from the man who used a magnifying glass on every one of my sonograms, 181 00:11:03,616 --> 00:11:06,451 Praying for a prenatal winkie? 182 00:11:09,855 --> 00:11:12,757 Well, that was then, you know. This is now. 183 00:11:12,858 --> 00:11:16,461 It just took me a little while to figure out how cool little girls were. 184 00:11:16,562 --> 00:11:19,164 - I like this new side of you. - Yeah? 185 00:11:19,265 --> 00:11:21,233 - Yeah, it's sweet. - Really? 186 00:11:21,334 --> 00:11:24,736 - Yeah. It's kinda sexy. - Hold that thought. 187 00:11:24,838 --> 00:11:27,673 - There's something I've been thinking. - Mmm, yeah? 188 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,407 Let's have a daughter. 189 00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:37,716 [laughing] excuse me. Did you... 190 00:11:37,817 --> 00:11:39,918 [clears throat] did you say "daughter?" 191 00:11:40,019 --> 00:11:42,120 I say let's be open to the possibility. 192 00:11:42,221 --> 00:11:45,757 There is no possibility. You had a vasectomy. 193 00:11:47,726 --> 00:11:50,128 They can be reversed. 194 00:11:50,229 --> 00:11:52,797 Or better yet, 195 00:11:52,898 --> 00:11:55,066 What if we had sex every day? 196 00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:57,168 [jill laughs] 197 00:11:57,270 --> 00:11:59,070 If we had sex every day, 198 00:11:59,171 --> 00:12:03,141 Then maybe one of my little guys who's been hiding is ready to make his move. 199 00:12:07,714 --> 00:12:10,281 Tim, you obviously haven't thought this through. 200 00:12:10,382 --> 00:12:13,218 - I want us to think it through. - Ok. Ok, we will. All right. 201 00:12:13,319 --> 00:12:16,555 - Suppose one of these guys... - Let's call him, uh, "bob." 202 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,524 What is gonna guarantee that "bob" 203 00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:23,328 - [whispering] is gonna get us a girl? - Bob won't let us down. 204 00:12:25,998 --> 00:12:28,833 Bob let us down three times! 205 00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:32,104 That wasn't bob. That was steve. 206 00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:37,542 And... And if we want to make sure, we... We could adopt. 207 00:12:37,643 --> 00:12:40,078 Tim... Tim, just listen to yourself. 208 00:12:40,179 --> 00:12:43,748 You spend one afternoon with a niece and all of a sudden you want a baby? 209 00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:46,518 - Because I thought it would be fun. - Fun? 210 00:12:46,619 --> 00:12:49,621 - [scoffs] - fun, we'd build a room to keep her. 211 00:12:49,722 --> 00:12:51,623 Think. 212 00:12:53,392 --> 00:12:57,629 This is a child, not a corvette. 213 00:12:57,730 --> 00:13:00,365 Yeah. But I wouldn't love her any less, I tell you that. 214 00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:06,371 All those years ago when we decided not to have any other children, 215 00:13:06,472 --> 00:13:08,941 I re-routed my whole life. You know, I have a career now. 216 00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:12,076 - Maybe we can work around that. - Honey... 217 00:13:12,177 --> 00:13:14,145 ...A child is a lifelong commitment. 218 00:13:14,246 --> 00:13:16,581 I don't want to work around a child. 219 00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:19,117 Are you shutting the door on this? 220 00:13:19,218 --> 00:13:21,620 I think it is so great... 221 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,357 ...That you're having all these feelings. 222 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,592 I just don't really want another child. 223 00:13:27,693 --> 00:13:31,496 I think if you think about it for a while, you're gonna feel the same way. 224 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,435 Well, I can speak for me, but I can't speak for bob. 225 00:13:40,906 --> 00:13:43,274 Welcome back to hobby week. 226 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:47,712 Yesterday we showed you how to build this doll house I built for my nieces. 227 00:13:47,813 --> 00:13:49,748 And today the focus is on furniture. 228 00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:53,452 That's right. And to build tiny furniture, you need a tiny tool. 229 00:13:53,553 --> 00:13:55,620 [snorts] who knows more about a tiny tool? 230 00:13:55,721 --> 00:13:57,856 Tim. 231 00:13:58,023 --> 00:14:01,492 Well, I used a binford 61 miniature scroll saw 232 00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:03,829 To cut the pieces for my little table. 233 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,997 We modeled it in the chippendale style. 234 00:14:06,098 --> 00:14:09,667 Actually, at this size, it would be perfect for chip 'n' dale. 235 00:14:11,237 --> 00:14:14,005 [chittering] 236 00:14:14,106 --> 00:14:17,175 Well, heidi and I used the binford 61 miniature lathe 237 00:14:17,276 --> 00:14:20,078 To shape the post for our canopy bed. 238 00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:23,381 When using small tools, it's a great idea to use magnifying glasses 239 00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,483 So you can see what you're doing. 240 00:14:28,688 --> 00:14:32,657 I can actually see the cameraman's brain from here. 241 00:14:32,858 --> 00:14:35,093 While these guys finish the posts, 242 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,262 I'm gonna use more glue on my table top here. 243 00:14:37,363 --> 00:14:40,432 Now, the great thing about these microtools 244 00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:46,738 Is that they allow you to shape your posts almost effortlessly. 245 00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:48,773 All right, heidi, why don't you finish that up 246 00:14:48,874 --> 00:14:50,775 While we, uh, check in with tim. 247 00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:53,445 - Tim, you ok? - Mm-hmm. Yes. 248 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,549 - Where's the dining-room table? - Here. 249 00:14:57,649 --> 00:15:00,218 All right. Now... Well, let go. 250 00:15:12,531 --> 00:15:15,600 Wait. What happened to all those chairs? 251 00:15:17,703 --> 00:15:20,605 We'll be right back after these words from binford. 252 00:15:25,511 --> 00:15:27,212 Hey, guys. 253 00:15:27,313 --> 00:15:29,981 Did, um, any of you see tool time today? 254 00:15:30,082 --> 00:15:32,384 Unfortunately, yes. 255 00:15:33,252 --> 00:15:34,585 Dad's lost it. 256 00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:37,255 Yeah, it was his second girlie tool time in a row. 257 00:15:37,356 --> 00:15:40,492 What's next, a pantyhose week? 258 00:15:40,593 --> 00:15:42,727 Or a "salute to feminine hygiene"? 259 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,863 I don't know about you, but I stop watching 260 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,266 The day dad turns to al and says, 261 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,635 "do you feel fresh?" 262 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:56,208 - Hi, everybody. - [jill] hi. 263 00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,577 Hey, dad. So, how many more shows 264 00:15:58,677 --> 00:16:00,678 Are you planning on doing about dolls? 265 00:16:00,779 --> 00:16:02,113 Oh, two. 266 00:16:02,214 --> 00:16:06,284 Doll patio furniture and the best of hot rod barbie, huh? 267 00:16:08,654 --> 00:16:10,989 Guys, guys, just go wash up for dinner. 268 00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:12,924 What's with them? 269 00:16:13,025 --> 00:16:14,893 I can't believe you're still on this. 270 00:16:14,993 --> 00:16:18,296 You know, you gotta get a grip. You're obsessed with this daughter stuff. 271 00:16:18,397 --> 00:16:22,333 You know, that's what the lady at the adoption agency said. 272 00:16:23,369 --> 00:16:25,203 I should be open to a boy. 273 00:16:25,304 --> 00:16:29,074 But then I explained about the boys we have, she understood. 274 00:16:29,175 --> 00:16:31,476 You went to an adoption agency? 275 00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:35,147 No, no. I just called a few on my lunch hour. I wouldn't do that without you. 276 00:16:35,248 --> 00:16:39,184 Well, that's good because I don't want to go to an adoption agency. 277 00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:40,952 I don't want to have another child. 278 00:16:41,053 --> 00:16:43,455 If you need time to think, take all the time you want. 279 00:16:43,556 --> 00:16:45,723 Ok... No. 280 00:16:47,693 --> 00:16:52,263 And I want you to take this "no" seriously this time. 281 00:16:52,364 --> 00:16:54,232 If I took it seriously every time you said no, 282 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,768 We wouldn't have any kids. 283 00:17:01,907 --> 00:17:03,641 Is everything all right over there? 284 00:17:03,742 --> 00:17:06,210 Oh. Hey, tim. How's it going, bro? 285 00:17:06,311 --> 00:17:08,480 Hi, willow. What's with the fire? 286 00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:12,250 Uncle wilson built this for some sacred hindu ritual. 287 00:17:12,351 --> 00:17:15,052 But I'm using it to dry my nail polish. 288 00:17:15,153 --> 00:17:18,456 This color's called back to the fuchsia. 289 00:17:18,557 --> 00:17:21,192 When you little girls paint your nails, you're so cute. 290 00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:26,030 I'm 26 and I got a fungus under my thumbnail like you wouldn't believe. 291 00:17:26,131 --> 00:17:28,399 You were probably cute when you were little. 292 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,269 Yeah. But then there was that awkward period 293 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,871 Between three and twenty-five. 294 00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:39,511 Speaking of periods, I'm starting to bloat... 295 00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:42,814 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wilson! 296 00:17:42,715 --> 00:17:44,548 [wilson] willow, vince is on the phone. 297 00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:47,451 He wants to stop by after he visits his parole officer. 298 00:17:47,552 --> 00:17:50,421 - [willow] cool. - Parole officer? 299 00:17:50,589 --> 00:17:52,957 Well, this boyfriend's better than the last one. 300 00:17:53,058 --> 00:17:56,127 - At least he's out. - [tim laughs] 301 00:17:55,961 --> 00:17:58,997 This is great, though. You get to spend time with your niece. 302 00:17:59,098 --> 00:18:00,999 I get to spend time with mine. 303 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,101 [sighs] 304 00:18:03,202 --> 00:18:05,837 She's making me want to have a daughter. 305 00:18:05,938 --> 00:18:09,374 I thought in your case, that was no longer an option. 306 00:18:09,408 --> 00:18:12,210 Well, you can reverse a vasectomy. 307 00:18:12,311 --> 00:18:15,580 - Well, what about jill? - She's not reversible. 308 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:22,587 Are you serious about having another child at this point in your life? 309 00:18:22,688 --> 00:18:24,956 I don't know what's come over me. I really don't. 310 00:18:25,057 --> 00:18:27,692 Everything changed the moment I spent time with gracie. 311 00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:30,761 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Instead of wanting to play g.I. Joes 312 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:33,831 And cap guns, I feel like making cute things, you know? 313 00:18:33,932 --> 00:18:35,933 We had a... [laughs] we had a tea party. 314 00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:39,103 [british accent] a tea party, you say? Delightful! 315 00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:41,539 [british accent] quite, quite. Yes, it was. 316 00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:47,011 - I used to think boys were the ticket! - Right. 317 00:18:47,112 --> 00:18:51,015 But, boy, gracie's so different. She's got such an imagination, you know? 318 00:18:51,116 --> 00:18:53,351 She brought out the queen in me. 319 00:18:53,452 --> 00:18:57,121 No, no, no, no... That's a whole other direction right there. Whoa! 320 00:18:58,290 --> 00:18:59,423 I don't know why this is. 321 00:18:59,524 --> 00:19:01,893 You know, I spend a lot of time with my nieces. 322 00:19:01,994 --> 00:19:05,096 - Maybe it's because they're older. - Maybe it's you getting older. 323 00:19:05,197 --> 00:19:08,666 You know, in the words of oliver wendell holmes, 324 00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:11,302 "men are like peaches and pears. 325 00:19:11,404 --> 00:19:15,206 They grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay." 326 00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:19,577 - Hmm. - Hmm. 327 00:19:21,113 --> 00:19:24,982 So, you're saying I'll get soggy before I rot. 328 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:29,754 No. I'm saying you're able to appreciate a side of life you never could before. 329 00:19:29,855 --> 00:19:32,457 But what about this idea about me having a daughter? 330 00:19:32,558 --> 00:19:35,360 Well, tim, if you like to build cute things 331 00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:39,330 And you like to have tea parties, you can always have them with your nieces. 332 00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:40,832 Maybe you're right. 333 00:19:40,932 --> 00:19:44,535 And that way I can avoid that unpleasant diaper-changing phase. 334 00:19:44,636 --> 00:19:46,738 - Zero to eight. - [wilson laughs] 335 00:19:52,177 --> 00:19:55,280 - I want to talk about something. - I'm afraid to ask. What about? 336 00:19:55,414 --> 00:19:59,417 I want to talk about what sherlock wendell holmes said, all right? 337 00:20:00,386 --> 00:20:02,387 The reason men want daughters 338 00:20:02,488 --> 00:20:05,222 Is because they're like rotten peaches. 339 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:09,493 I should just play with my pears. 340 00:20:12,531 --> 00:20:14,399 It would be better for all concerned 341 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,067 If you didn't father any more children. 342 00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:19,771 I don't have to. When I miss having a daughter, 343 00:20:19,872 --> 00:20:22,106 I can spend time with gracie and claire. 344 00:20:22,207 --> 00:20:23,207 Well, that's a great idea! 345 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,842 When our kids grow up, are married, 346 00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:28,213 Maybe they'll crank out a couple chicks. 347 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,616 Well, I hope they do some of that "cranking." 348 00:20:31,717 --> 00:20:33,851 I sure would like to have some granddaughters. 349 00:20:33,952 --> 00:20:37,588 Grandparents have the best of all worlds. They can play with the kid, 350 00:20:37,723 --> 00:20:41,458 - When trouble starts... - Pass that kid right off to the parent 351 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,862 And bolt for the early bird special at the ihop. 352 00:20:44,963 --> 00:20:47,731 Well, we're a long way from being grandparents. 353 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:51,336 I'm glad. Because it gives me more time to play with you. 354 00:20:51,437 --> 00:20:52,937 Oh, yeah. Big girls are fun. 355 00:20:53,038 --> 00:20:54,772 [jill] mm-hmm. 356 00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:57,475 What's that bob doing tonight? 357 00:20:57,576 --> 00:20:59,877 He's all tied up. 358 00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:07,986 All right. The fuse panel's in place. Marty, hand me the sockets. 359 00:21:08,087 --> 00:21:09,753 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 360 00:21:10,489 --> 00:21:12,590 Ok. Perfect. 361 00:21:12,691 --> 00:21:14,058 Ok, girls. 362 00:21:14,159 --> 00:21:17,728 [grunts] I've tightened down the fuse panel. 363 00:21:17,829 --> 00:21:21,032 And now, how would you guys like to watch 364 00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:24,736 Uncle tim and your dad wire the car from scratch? 365 00:21:24,837 --> 00:21:26,871 [both grunting] 366 00:21:35,347 --> 00:21:37,815 We should also ask this guy, though. 367 00:21:44,523 --> 00:21:46,691 I am buzz lightyear. 368 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,561 No, I am buzz lightyear. 369 00:21:51,263 --> 00:21:53,731 No, I am buzz lightyear. 370 00:21:53,832 --> 00:21:55,933 No, I come in peace. 371 00:21:56,035 --> 00:21:58,770 I come in peace. 372 00:21:58,871 --> 00:22:00,504 No, I come in peace.