1 00:00:02,388 --> 00:00:06,592 This condominium is part of the estate of the late mrs. Wallis danforth. 2 00:00:06,693 --> 00:00:11,563 Late? Heck, I bet she doesn't even show up. 3 00:00:11,665 --> 00:00:14,634 Tim, mrs. Danforth is dead. 4 00:00:14,735 --> 00:00:18,170 Mmm. That would explain the tardiness then, wouldn't it? 5 00:00:18,271 --> 00:00:21,273 - I guess we'll just go on without her. - That's right. 6 00:00:21,374 --> 00:00:23,009 - As will mr. Danforth. - Tim. 7 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,745 With a swinging bachelor pad, he's gonna have big parties. 8 00:00:25,846 --> 00:00:29,047 What we'll be doing today is we're going to take this wall out 9 00:00:29,182 --> 00:00:32,952 So we can increase the flow from the living room into the dining room area. 10 00:00:33,053 --> 00:00:38,557 But before there's construction, there's destruction. 11 00:00:38,659 --> 00:00:41,493 And who would know more about that than you, tim? 12 00:00:41,594 --> 00:00:43,428 [ grunting] I love destruction. 13 00:00:43,530 --> 00:00:47,667 Before you take out any wall, you want to make sure that it's non-load bearing. 14 00:00:47,768 --> 00:00:50,302 Simplest way to do that is check out your blueprints. 15 00:00:50,403 --> 00:00:53,005 This wall is non-load bearing, so we can rip it out. 16 00:00:53,106 --> 00:00:56,175 And the safest, quickest way, is using a claw hammer. 17 00:00:56,276 --> 00:00:59,611 [heidi] and to handle our debris, we'll be using this trash chute. 18 00:00:59,746 --> 00:01:01,981 It goes directly down to the dumpster below. 19 00:01:02,082 --> 00:01:06,952 Good thing to remember: One square foot of wall equals one cubic foot of debris. 20 00:01:07,053 --> 00:01:09,388 Remember that when reserving a dumpster. 21 00:01:09,489 --> 00:01:12,758 - Thank you "humpty-dumpster." - all right. 22 00:01:12,859 --> 00:01:15,695 Now, we also have these buckets here for easy cleanup. 23 00:01:15,762 --> 00:01:17,463 Tim, do you have to make such a mess? 24 00:01:17,564 --> 00:01:23,269 No, I don't have to, but I want to. I really, really, want to. 25 00:01:23,370 --> 00:01:26,939 Next, we'll show you how to take out a stud. 26 00:01:30,009 --> 00:01:33,579 Just buy me a meal baby. We'll do the town together. 27 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,315 I don't think so, tim. 28 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:38,283 [saw buzzing] 29 00:01:38,384 --> 00:01:43,589 I'm using a reciprocating saw on these two-by-fours, it doesn't seem to work. 30 00:01:43,690 --> 00:01:46,992 A reason for that, al, is because these boards are hard and brittle, 31 00:01:47,093 --> 00:01:48,494 And maybe some knots in them. 32 00:01:48,595 --> 00:01:51,830 That's why I'm going to use a 30 pound sledge. 33 00:01:51,931 --> 00:01:54,333 Actually, a 20 ounce hammer would do the same thing. 34 00:01:54,434 --> 00:01:56,702 Where would the fun be in that? 35 00:01:56,803 --> 00:01:58,471 And I got kinda a clever idea. 36 00:01:58,572 --> 00:02:03,075 In order to get a solid grip on this, I put some sticky stuff on my gloves. 37 00:02:03,176 --> 00:02:06,011 Same stuff the nfl players use to grab onto the ball. 38 00:02:06,112 --> 00:02:08,281 Got it from my buddies at the lions. Thanks. 39 00:02:08,382 --> 00:02:11,450 Well, that "sticky stuff" is against nfl rules. 40 00:02:11,784 --> 00:02:17,156 [snickering] I mean, I got it from the chicago bears. 41 00:02:22,162 --> 00:02:24,463 [groaning] 42 00:02:28,301 --> 00:02:29,501 Sorry. 43 00:02:29,602 --> 00:02:32,038 Hey. I know what I'll do next time. 44 00:02:32,139 --> 00:02:35,641 I'll put the sticky stuff on my hands, put the gloves on top, 45 00:02:35,742 --> 00:02:39,011 Then put another coat. That way I'll get a firm grip. 46 00:02:39,112 --> 00:02:41,547 Always think safety. I'll do it right now. 47 00:02:41,648 --> 00:02:46,985 Speaking of safety, it's always a good idea to clean up as you go along. 48 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:51,990 Tim, this is really heavy. 49 00:02:52,091 --> 00:02:56,395 Let me see it. Oh, wait, get your hands off of there. All right look at this. 50 00:02:56,496 --> 00:02:58,664 Use your own momentum, heidi. Watch this. 51 00:02:58,765 --> 00:03:01,567 Swing it back, and right out the window. Look at this. 52 00:03:01,668 --> 00:03:03,502 [tim yelling] 53 00:03:57,290 --> 00:04:00,926 "genetic mutations in the second half of the twentieth century?" 54 00:04:01,027 --> 00:04:03,362 That's ambitious for a high school newspaper. 55 00:04:03,463 --> 00:04:07,065 I'm excited about this one, I've been working on it for two weeks. 56 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:08,734 Great. 57 00:04:08,835 --> 00:04:13,706 You know, you're commitment to quality comes from my side of the family. 58 00:04:14,241 --> 00:04:15,908 What makes you say that? 59 00:04:16,009 --> 00:04:18,177 Tool time. 60 00:04:18,278 --> 00:04:22,348 - [gasping] hi, honey. Hey randy. - Hey. 61 00:04:22,449 --> 00:04:24,316 Guess what? I have a surprise for you. 62 00:04:24,418 --> 00:04:27,453 - [grunting] oh, I love surprises. - We're being audited. 63 00:04:27,554 --> 00:04:29,388 - [grunting] I hate surprises. - Yep. 64 00:04:29,489 --> 00:04:30,923 No. 65 00:04:31,090 --> 00:04:34,460 They want all of your business receipts from three years ago. 66 00:04:34,561 --> 00:04:36,295 - They do? - Yeah. 67 00:04:36,396 --> 00:04:38,830 These guys are nosy. Who do they think they are? 68 00:04:38,898 --> 00:04:43,069 They're the irs. They can take away your possessions, your house, cars... 69 00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:47,406 No, no no. I love my country, but no feds are touching my cars. 70 00:04:47,507 --> 00:04:49,908 How are we set with ammo? 71 00:04:50,009 --> 00:04:52,444 - Find the receipts. - This will take forever. 72 00:04:52,545 --> 00:04:53,345 I know. 73 00:04:53,446 --> 00:04:54,580 [brad] hey everybody. 74 00:04:54,681 --> 00:04:56,314 Hi guy. 75 00:04:56,416 --> 00:05:00,519 I talked to my college advisor, she said I need more extracurricular activities. 76 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:04,223 You can help me and your mom start our own country. 77 00:05:05,859 --> 00:05:09,528 I talked to the editor of the school newspaper about writing articles. 78 00:05:09,629 --> 00:05:11,396 I didn't know you liked writing. 79 00:05:11,697 --> 00:05:13,933 I didn't think you knew how to write. 80 00:05:14,034 --> 00:05:19,471 Randy, instead of putting your brother down, you could help him out. 81 00:05:19,739 --> 00:05:24,109 First you want to come up with an idea you're interested in writing about. 82 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:25,878 I got something you can write about. 83 00:05:25,979 --> 00:05:29,682 How big government bullies the little car guy, huh. 84 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:34,320 - I'll think of the ideas on my own. - Good luck. 85 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:38,356 Randy, haven't you learned that luck has nothing to do with my success? 86 00:05:38,457 --> 00:05:42,828 What success? You live with you parents and share a bathroom with mark. 87 00:05:42,929 --> 00:05:47,099 You live in the basement, with no windows, and a laundry chute. 88 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,968 Yeah. But it's mine. 89 00:05:50,069 --> 00:05:52,104 All mine. 90 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:57,509 At the end of my article I will introduce statistical data 91 00:05:57,611 --> 00:06:00,145 From the epa and the dep. 92 00:06:00,246 --> 00:06:05,050 Now will that data include the number of people who fall asleep reading the data? 93 00:06:05,285 --> 00:06:11,056 I thought you'd take more interest in mutation, seeing as how you are one. 94 00:06:11,157 --> 00:06:14,627 Randy, don't stoop to his level. Let me. 95 00:06:14,728 --> 00:06:17,395 You're a geek. 96 00:06:17,496 --> 00:06:22,201 Hey everybody. Sorry I'm late, I got my hand stuck in the soda machine. [laughs] 97 00:06:22,302 --> 00:06:25,971 Well, since you're the brother of our top reporter, we'll go easy on you. 98 00:06:26,072 --> 00:06:28,440 Everybody, listen up. This is brad taylor. 99 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:31,243 - Hi brad. - Hey. 100 00:06:31,344 --> 00:06:32,945 Have you thought about your article? 101 00:06:33,046 --> 00:06:36,081 Yeah. I wanna do something on sports and stuff. 102 00:06:36,182 --> 00:06:40,219 That'd be great if our paper were called news and junk. 103 00:06:40,386 --> 00:06:42,354 What specifically did you have in mind? 104 00:06:42,455 --> 00:06:45,590 Articles on lakeside high sports, like the locker room buzz. 105 00:06:45,691 --> 00:06:50,628 We can get workout tips from our athletes, and ask them questions like... 106 00:06:50,730 --> 00:06:54,532 "hey yo, so what do you look for in a babe?" 107 00:06:54,633 --> 00:06:56,301 So that's my idea. 108 00:06:56,402 --> 00:07:00,305 - And it sounds really cool. - It has some promise. 109 00:07:00,406 --> 00:07:04,509 Matt, I can work with brad, and help him come up with something more substantial. 110 00:07:04,778 --> 00:07:06,678 Why don't we let brad run with his idea? 111 00:07:06,779 --> 00:07:10,449 Brad, have your article in by Friday, and we'll see what you come up with. 112 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:13,618 - Ok? - All right, cool, thanks. 113 00:07:15,188 --> 00:07:18,991 Hey, yo. So, did you ever think I'd be working with you on this newspaper? 114 00:07:19,092 --> 00:07:21,360 Hey, no. 115 00:07:22,862 --> 00:07:25,664 Tim, do you have those receipts we talked about? 116 00:07:25,765 --> 00:07:30,302 Got them right here, all categorized and alphabetized. 117 00:07:32,973 --> 00:07:35,574 Next time, I'm not letting the government off so easy. 118 00:07:35,675 --> 00:07:37,742 I'm gonna claim all seven dependents. 119 00:07:37,843 --> 00:07:41,813 - [chuckling] seven? - Three boys, four cars. 120 00:07:41,914 --> 00:07:44,215 [laughing] you can't count the cars as dependents. 121 00:07:44,484 --> 00:07:47,987 Why not? I buy them things, I feed them, I bathe them. 122 00:07:49,088 --> 00:07:51,556 Guess what? They loved my idea for the paper. 123 00:07:51,657 --> 00:07:53,759 - Hey, good for you. - Congratulations. 124 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:57,996 Hey, you and randy are going to be the next woodward and bernstein. 125 00:07:58,098 --> 00:07:59,798 Excuse me? [chuckles] 126 00:07:59,899 --> 00:08:02,968 I think joanne woodward married paul newman. 127 00:08:04,604 --> 00:08:07,439 Is that the spaghetti sauce guy? 128 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:11,576 Not only does he make spaghetti but salad dressing and popcorn, 129 00:08:11,677 --> 00:08:14,880 And, the dude races cars. 130 00:08:14,981 --> 00:08:18,183 Now that's a talented guy. 131 00:08:18,317 --> 00:08:23,188 This is a bill for when you shorted the circuits, how is that an expense? 132 00:08:23,289 --> 00:08:27,693 'cause I put out the fire with a binford fire extinguisher. 133 00:08:28,995 --> 00:08:30,662 - Hey guys. - Hello randy. 134 00:08:30,763 --> 00:08:33,832 We heard brad's going to be working on the paper with you? 135 00:08:33,933 --> 00:08:36,135 The editor's going to let him write. 136 00:08:36,236 --> 00:08:40,405 But now the real work begins, he's gotta have his article in by Friday. 137 00:08:40,507 --> 00:08:42,708 All right. See you guys, I'm going to the mall. 138 00:08:42,809 --> 00:08:44,809 Shouldn't you start writing your article? 139 00:08:45,011 --> 00:08:50,215 I've already done it. I did it during spanish class, it's muy bueno. 140 00:08:51,284 --> 00:08:53,719 You wrote an entire article in 45 minutes? 141 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:55,787 Si señor. 142 00:08:56,089 --> 00:08:57,422 Adios. 143 00:08:57,524 --> 00:09:01,092 Hey brad, do you mind if we look at the article? 144 00:09:01,194 --> 00:09:04,896 - No, go ahead. - Ok. 145 00:09:04,997 --> 00:09:08,933 - Thanks. See ya. - All right. I'll be home before dinner. 146 00:09:12,405 --> 00:09:15,207 "hey yo. 147 00:09:15,308 --> 00:09:16,441 By brad taylor." 148 00:09:16,543 --> 00:09:17,909 I like the title. 149 00:09:18,211 --> 00:09:22,480 "a locker room survey shows that our baseball team prefers 150 00:09:22,581 --> 00:09:25,517 Boxers to briefs eight to one. 151 00:09:25,618 --> 00:09:30,355 The one wearing the tightie whities declined to comment." 152 00:09:30,456 --> 00:09:33,459 That's probably because the strap was cutting his breath off. 153 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,261 [randy] this is pure fluff. 154 00:09:36,362 --> 00:09:42,534 "tennis team's drew levin is now dating his doubles partner debbie silverman." 155 00:09:42,635 --> 00:09:45,737 Way to go, drew. 156 00:09:45,838 --> 00:09:47,906 Mom, they'll never put this in the paper. 157 00:09:48,007 --> 00:09:52,544 Look, it's not a hard-hitting exposé, but I bet the kids will find it fun. 158 00:09:52,812 --> 00:09:57,248 If every paper had reporting like this, we'd have a nation filled with idiots. 159 00:09:57,349 --> 00:10:00,084 [chuckling] this is great. 160 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:04,890 - Hey randy. - Hey. 161 00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:08,126 This weeks paper is out. That was a really great article. 162 00:10:08,227 --> 00:10:12,931 Thanks, there was more I wanted to say, but I didn't want to hog the front page. 163 00:10:13,032 --> 00:10:17,468 Um, technically, you're not on the front page. 164 00:10:17,569 --> 00:10:19,637 Technically, where am I? 165 00:10:19,738 --> 00:10:21,973 You know, I don't think that's really important. 166 00:10:22,074 --> 00:10:24,810 What matters is that you got your message across. 167 00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:29,581 My message is on the page with next weeks lunch menu. 168 00:10:29,682 --> 00:10:32,551 I'm buried under salisbury steak. 169 00:10:32,652 --> 00:10:34,586 Randy, it's not that big a deal. 170 00:10:34,687 --> 00:10:39,825 It is to me. What could be so important that it bumps me off the front page. 171 00:10:39,926 --> 00:10:44,462 "hey yo, look who's got a remedy for jock itch?" 172 00:10:44,563 --> 00:10:49,068 - Great article. - Ah, gracias. 173 00:10:53,472 --> 00:10:57,509 Randy, I'm sending the paper to everyone I know, what class I should send it? 174 00:10:57,610 --> 00:11:00,345 How 'bout low class? 175 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:03,148 Whoa, I sense some hostility. 176 00:11:03,249 --> 00:11:05,184 And why would that be, brad? 177 00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:08,187 Could it be because I spent two weeks writing my article, 178 00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:11,423 To have it bumped off the front page with your mindless drivel? 179 00:11:11,524 --> 00:11:14,059 Maybe yours got bumped off because mine was better. 180 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:19,263 Let's see. Ecosystem on the verge of collapse, or rash in the groin area. 181 00:11:19,532 --> 00:11:21,299 - Hi guys. - Know what your problem is? 182 00:11:21,401 --> 00:11:25,404 - You're jealous of me. - Please, what would I be jealous about? 183 00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:29,040 That people like my article better, or maybe people just like me better. 184 00:11:29,141 --> 00:11:30,608 - Brad. - Jill. 185 00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:33,345 I'm more popular, more athletic, and a better writer. 186 00:11:33,646 --> 00:11:36,281 You are such a deluded egomaniac. 187 00:11:36,382 --> 00:11:39,852 You're the one that's deluded. You think people want to read your boring crap. 188 00:11:39,953 --> 00:11:42,688 - Knock it off! - Guys, guys, guys, stop! 189 00:11:42,788 --> 00:11:44,590 What is the problem here? 190 00:11:44,691 --> 00:11:49,227 The problem is your older should be writing an article called hey duh. 191 00:11:52,165 --> 00:11:55,033 Hey, I'm taller than you too! 192 00:11:56,002 --> 00:11:57,870 Good comeback, brad. 193 00:11:59,839 --> 00:12:04,609 Oh well. It's good to know they're both getting along real well at the paper. 194 00:12:04,944 --> 00:12:07,445 Well, look. Hey yo is on the front page. 195 00:12:07,546 --> 00:12:09,181 Oh, great. 196 00:12:09,282 --> 00:12:11,750 Randy's article is way back here by the... 197 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:16,421 Look, they make salisbury steak the same way I do. 198 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:21,927 Oh man, randy must just feel awful about this. 199 00:12:22,028 --> 00:12:25,263 Why? Because his mom cooks like a cafeteria lady? 200 00:12:26,566 --> 00:12:30,768 Brad stole the spotlight, we're going to have to help them out. 201 00:12:30,869 --> 00:12:32,838 Honey, no. I grew up with four brothers. 202 00:12:32,939 --> 00:12:36,274 The last thing these two need is their parents interfering. 203 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,977 I know it's better to let them work this out on their own, 204 00:12:39,078 --> 00:12:42,547 But I'm their mommy, and they're being so mean to each other. 205 00:12:42,648 --> 00:12:44,883 - Their mommy? - Well. 206 00:12:44,984 --> 00:12:47,352 - Do you think they'll work this out. - Yes, yes. 207 00:12:47,453 --> 00:12:50,789 My brothers and I fought all the time, we always worked through it. 208 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,424 And after the cast came off 209 00:12:52,525 --> 00:12:56,428 And jeff got used to his glass eye, we were best friends. 210 00:13:00,432 --> 00:13:04,602 Of all the people that they could have audited, why'd they pick us? 211 00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:08,974 Seems pretty obvious they go after the major celebrities. 212 00:13:09,075 --> 00:13:11,877 Mind if I put brad's article up on the refrigerator? 213 00:13:11,978 --> 00:13:14,479 No, I think that's so sweet that you're so proud of him. 214 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:18,016 Actually, I'm doing it to annoy randy. 215 00:13:18,117 --> 00:13:22,020 See, the more they fight, the less they rag on me. 216 00:13:22,354 --> 00:13:25,123 You guys know where randy is? I need to talk to him. 217 00:13:25,224 --> 00:13:27,392 Talking is good. That's a good idea. 218 00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:30,728 Hey idiot. Why didn't you tell me samantha called? 219 00:13:30,829 --> 00:13:35,533 Oh, well I'd figured she'd call you back seeing as how you're popular and tall. 220 00:13:35,634 --> 00:13:39,737 It doesn't get any better than this. 221 00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,773 [randy & brad] shut up! 222 00:13:43,575 --> 00:13:46,011 You know what my next article's gonna be? 223 00:13:46,112 --> 00:13:48,579 Hey yo, guess who beat the crap out of his brother. 224 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,550 I have a new title. Guess who beat the crap out of his pea-brain brother. 225 00:13:52,651 --> 00:13:55,187 - So what are you trying to say? - Tim, do something. 226 00:13:55,288 --> 00:13:59,057 I'll handle this. Boys! Take it outside. 227 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,728 - All right, let's go. - All right. 228 00:14:03,829 --> 00:14:06,697 Look, you go talk to one of them, I'll talk to the other. 229 00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:09,600 Let them take care of this themselves. 230 00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,870 [randy yelps] 231 00:14:11,971 --> 00:14:15,173 Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm underreacting. 232 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,877 Guys, guys, guys. Come on. Split up. Come on. 233 00:14:18,978 --> 00:14:20,311 Come on. Come on, guys. 234 00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:22,914 Stay out here, I want to talk to you, all right? 235 00:14:23,015 --> 00:14:24,883 [door slams] 236 00:14:24,984 --> 00:14:28,620 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 237 00:14:28,721 --> 00:14:31,089 Look, I want to tell you a story about when I was 14. 238 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:33,959 Oh god, not the flute story again. 239 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:36,728 It's not the flute story, ok. 240 00:14:36,829 --> 00:14:42,100 Now, this is a story about my mother. She bought me my very first tuba. 241 00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:43,468 Oh, this is the flute story! 242 00:14:43,569 --> 00:14:45,170 It's a good story. 243 00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:47,272 I know, but I can't sit through it again. 244 00:14:47,373 --> 00:14:49,674 You know how much I hate it when you guys fight. 245 00:14:49,775 --> 00:14:54,446 Then you should be telling your flute story to mr hey yo yo. 246 00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:57,682 I wouldn't interfere if you guys worked this out. 247 00:14:57,783 --> 00:14:59,384 What's the big deal if we don't? 248 00:14:59,485 --> 00:15:02,154 The big deal is that brad's going away to college in a year. 249 00:15:02,255 --> 00:15:04,122 And you only have so much time left, 250 00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:07,692 That you could hang out together, you should take advantage. 251 00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:10,495 That would work, if we could stand the sight of each other. 252 00:15:10,596 --> 00:15:13,698 I don't believe that's true, I don't think you do either. 253 00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:15,767 I do. 254 00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:19,003 - What's going on with you? - I don't want to talk about it. 255 00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:20,739 Look, all brothers fight, ok. 256 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,775 [sighing] when I was a kid, I got in a fight with uncle steve. 257 00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:25,944 I borrowed his 56 chevy without permission. 258 00:15:26,211 --> 00:15:28,946 - Dad, what's your point? - I drove it into corton lake. 259 00:15:29,282 --> 00:15:32,884 Oh man, I bet when uncle steve beat you up, it hurt. 260 00:15:32,985 --> 00:15:35,119 He roughed me up a little bit. 261 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:39,491 This fight put a big distance between us, it really hurt our relationship. 262 00:15:39,592 --> 00:15:43,294 Well, uncle steve's a lot bigger. I mean he's got those huge arms. 263 00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:48,132 What I'm saying is, this fight can hurt your relationship with your brother. 264 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:51,403 Well yeah, I bet uncle steve whooped your butt. 265 00:15:51,504 --> 00:15:53,804 He didn't whoop my butt. 266 00:15:53,906 --> 00:15:57,042 As a matter of fact, if he were here right now, I'd whoop his butt. 267 00:15:57,143 --> 00:16:00,511 He's bigger and softer now. I'd grab mr porkbelly by the flab and go 268 00:16:00,613 --> 00:16:03,247 Who's the kid now, huh?! 269 00:16:03,348 --> 00:16:04,449 Dad. Dad! 270 00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:07,052 - In a minute. I tell you... - Dad! 271 00:16:07,152 --> 00:16:08,186 What?! 272 00:16:08,287 --> 00:16:10,155 I know what you're trying to say. 273 00:16:10,256 --> 00:16:13,424 But if you think I'm gonna talk to randy, you can forget it, 274 00:16:13,526 --> 00:16:14,959 [sighing] 275 00:16:15,028 --> 00:16:19,597 I would hate to think a newspaper article would come between you. 276 00:16:19,698 --> 00:16:22,834 Yeah, well why don't you go tell that to mutant boy. 277 00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:24,536 And I don't like you calling him names. 278 00:16:24,637 --> 00:16:28,640 You just called uncle steve mr porkbelly. 279 00:16:28,741 --> 00:16:32,677 Well, that's a term of affection, you know, because I like bacon. 280 00:16:37,182 --> 00:16:40,284 - Well hidy-ho, taylor-teen. - [randy] oh hey, wilson. 281 00:16:40,385 --> 00:16:43,588 Shouldn't you put those newspapers in the recycling bin? 282 00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:48,226 Nah, thanks to hey yo, this paper is definitely trash. 283 00:16:48,327 --> 00:16:51,496 Oh, I take it you didn't like brad's article. 284 00:16:51,597 --> 00:16:52,697 Did you read it? 285 00:16:52,798 --> 00:16:55,433 Yes, he gave a copy of it to me a few moments ago. 286 00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:58,169 I'm surprised he didn't frame it for you. 287 00:16:58,270 --> 00:17:00,805 Well actually, he did. 288 00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:08,479 I've worked two years at that paper trying to produce quality journalism. 289 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:11,583 Then brad waltzes in and steals your thunder. 290 00:17:11,684 --> 00:17:16,087 It's not so much that he stole my thunder, it's what he stole it with. 291 00:17:16,188 --> 00:17:18,190 Jock itch. 292 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:19,791 You got it. 293 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,627 [sighing] randy, let me ask you something. 294 00:17:22,728 --> 00:17:27,098 If brad had written a brilliant article, would you feel any differently? 295 00:17:27,199 --> 00:17:31,402 I might be a bit jealous, but at least I would've respected it. 296 00:17:31,503 --> 00:17:37,308 Despite what anyone may think of brad's article, it doesn't diminish yours. 297 00:17:37,409 --> 00:17:39,744 You know, robert kennedy once said: 298 00:17:39,846 --> 00:17:46,451 Each time a man stands up for an ideal, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. 299 00:17:46,552 --> 00:17:50,622 I'd like to believe that, but how do I keep pouring my heart into my writing 300 00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:53,992 If people are more interested in who's scratching where. 301 00:17:54,092 --> 00:17:58,763 You know randy, once I was a young columnist for the wichita star, 302 00:17:58,865 --> 00:18:04,068 Then I got bumped from my feature column by this hot-shot named walter winchell. 303 00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:05,837 - Walter winchell? - The god of gossip, 304 00:18:05,938 --> 00:18:08,573 The earl of innuendo, the duke of... 305 00:18:08,674 --> 00:18:10,708 - Wilson, I get it. - No, I've got one more. 306 00:18:10,809 --> 00:18:13,911 The baron of baloney. 307 00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:15,613 What were you gonna say? 308 00:18:15,714 --> 00:18:19,250 I was so outraged by being upstaged by winchell, I wanted to quit. 309 00:18:19,352 --> 00:18:25,323 And then suddenly, I realized, if more people buy the paper to read winchell, 310 00:18:25,424 --> 00:18:27,124 More people are gonna read mine. 311 00:18:27,393 --> 00:18:31,162 So maybe hey yo can do for me what winchell did for you? 312 00:18:31,263 --> 00:18:32,730 Absolutely. 313 00:18:32,832 --> 00:18:38,002 Because of him, the readership doubled for my column, rock beat. 314 00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:41,540 - You wrote about rock and roll? - No, no, no, no, no. Rocks. 315 00:18:44,677 --> 00:18:47,078 Here's your research, brad. 316 00:18:47,179 --> 00:18:51,382 Cheerleader jenny morrison is doing some major padding. 317 00:18:51,483 --> 00:18:53,117 [chuckling] 318 00:18:53,218 --> 00:18:58,690 A baton twirler has actually seen jenny wad the tissues. 319 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:03,295 - Nah, I'm not gonna print that. - Why not? 320 00:19:03,396 --> 00:19:06,598 Because this is hey yo, I have standards. 321 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,836 Brad, you printed the names of the guys who don't shower after gym class. 322 00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:15,273 Yeah, you're just mad because your name was on the list. 323 00:19:19,945 --> 00:19:21,512 Hey brad? 324 00:19:21,613 --> 00:19:24,149 Yeah, if you need the computer, I'm almost off. 325 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,717 Nah, it's all right. 326 00:19:26,819 --> 00:19:30,554 - Listen, I wanted to talk to you. - About what? 327 00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:33,591 Well, I just re-read your article, 328 00:19:33,692 --> 00:19:37,061 And I took some shots at it that weren't fair. 329 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:40,265 And you liked it? 330 00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:43,567 Well, I thought there was some good things in it. 331 00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:47,038 You know, I didn't know our mascot was allergic to cats. 332 00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:49,807 Thanks. 333 00:19:49,908 --> 00:19:53,311 You know, you're kinda like a modern day walter winchell. 334 00:19:53,646 --> 00:19:55,580 The donut guy? 335 00:20:02,321 --> 00:20:03,488 Ok. 336 00:20:05,858 --> 00:20:09,060 So, what are you planning on writing about next? 337 00:20:09,161 --> 00:20:13,030 I haven't really thought about it. Still coming down from my last article. 338 00:20:13,265 --> 00:20:15,199 Yeah, it was pretty intense. 339 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,001 You actually read it? 340 00:20:17,102 --> 00:20:21,139 Yeah, I read it. I didn't really understand what I was reading, but, 341 00:20:21,239 --> 00:20:24,275 I can definitely tell you are a talented writer. 342 00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:25,743 Thanks. 343 00:20:25,844 --> 00:20:29,414 Maybe one day we can combine our talents and write something together. 344 00:20:29,515 --> 00:20:33,618 Hey yo, did you see what ralph nader wore to the latest epa conference? 345 00:20:33,885 --> 00:20:37,422 Well if he's got jock itch, we've got a story. 346 00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:43,494 This auditor is in for a big surprise. 347 00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:49,233 After adding together all the receipts, we overpayed, we're getting a refund. 348 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,802 Hello speedboat. 349 00:20:50,902 --> 00:20:55,340 Uh, three dollars and seventeen cents. 350 00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:59,009 - Hello sunblock. - Yeah. 351 00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:01,679 You know, as long as we're in this tax mode, 352 00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:05,950 I think we should finish this years taxes, and mail them in early. 353 00:21:06,051 --> 00:21:07,886 Why would we want to do that? 354 00:21:08,053 --> 00:21:12,891 Because, every year we wait until five minutes before midnight on April 15th, 355 00:21:12,992 --> 00:21:16,827 And then you get in the car and drive 150 miles an hour, your heart pounding, 356 00:21:16,862 --> 00:21:19,530 Your face drenched with sweat. 357 00:21:19,631 --> 00:21:22,434 Please don't take that away from me. 358 00:21:25,104 --> 00:21:28,439 Welcome back to tool time on location. 359 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:32,143 Thank you, heidi. We're back on [inaudible] 360 00:21:32,244 --> 00:21:36,614 Well I'm using a reciprocating saw on these two by fours but it does... 361 00:21:36,715 --> 00:21:39,083 - You all right there, heidi? - [beeping] 362 00:21:39,251 --> 00:21:43,621 I talked to my college advisor, she said I need more extracurricular activities. 363 00:21:43,722 --> 00:21:45,623 You can start by helping your mom and me... 364 00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:48,326 - [inaudible] - [beeping] 365 00:21:48,427 --> 00:21:50,428 Well, I have a new article for your title. 366 00:21:50,529 --> 00:21:54,031 No I don't, I have a new title for your article. 367 00:21:54,132 --> 00:21:57,736 You're overreacting, let them deal with it themselves.