1 00:00:00,488 --> 00:00:02,655 Does everybody know what time it is? 2 00:00:02,756 --> 00:00:04,857 - Tool time! - That's right! 3 00:00:04,958 --> 00:00:09,362 Binford tools is proud to present tim the tool man taylor! 4 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,834 Great. Thank you all. Hey! 5 00:00:15,935 --> 00:00:20,506 Whoo! Boy, nice audience. Thank you, heidi. Thank you, everyone. 6 00:00:20,607 --> 00:00:23,576 Welcome to tool time. I am tim the tool man taylor. 7 00:00:23,677 --> 00:00:27,313 But, of course, you know that. That's probably why you tuned in. 8 00:00:27,414 --> 00:00:31,016 And you all know my assistant, al borland. Give it up for al here. 9 00:00:31,117 --> 00:00:34,119 Thank you. Thanks a lot. 10 00:00:34,221 --> 00:00:38,957 As you might have noticed by our clever sign, it is hot rod week on tool time. 11 00:00:39,059 --> 00:00:40,959 And we are just counting down the days 12 00:00:41,061 --> 00:00:44,229 When I finish my '46 ford convertible right here. 13 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:47,500 We're calling this our countdown to coolness. 14 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,768 [engine revs] 15 00:00:51,104 --> 00:00:53,038 We never devote a week to my car. 16 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:56,508 That'd be exciting. Tool time salute to old station wagons. 17 00:00:56,609 --> 00:00:58,610 [yawns] 18 00:01:00,213 --> 00:01:03,282 - Can we get on with the first segment? - Why don't we? 19 00:01:03,383 --> 00:01:06,552 There's been big historical moments in all of television. 20 00:01:06,653 --> 00:01:09,388 Remember the first step on the moon? Right in a... 21 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:11,624 Oh, yuck! 22 00:01:12,926 --> 00:01:14,694 The berlin wall falling down. 23 00:01:14,795 --> 00:01:18,898 [german accent] those big bricks, they hurt me, dude! Look out! 24 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:23,970 But today we're gonna break all records in the history of television. 25 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:27,039 I'm gonna pick out the color of my convertible top. Huh! 26 00:01:29,209 --> 00:01:34,313 So why don't we bring out the man who will show tim all of his color choices, 27 00:01:34,414 --> 00:01:38,584 Auto design specialist, george sparky henderson! 28 00:01:40,287 --> 00:01:42,488 - Hey, al. - Welcome to the show. 29 00:01:42,589 --> 00:01:44,556 - Thanks for coming, sparky. - Tim. 30 00:01:44,658 --> 00:01:48,294 It's an honor, your having me here as part of this historic moment. 31 00:01:48,395 --> 00:01:50,829 Let's take a look at some colors. 32 00:01:50,930 --> 00:01:53,933 Love to, tim. We've got lots of samples here. 33 00:01:54,034 --> 00:01:58,104 But our wheel, thank you, heidi, is going to help determine 34 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:00,773 What is the best color for the top of your car. 35 00:02:00,941 --> 00:02:07,045 Now, we have here the color that you've used for the exterior, a ruby pearl. 36 00:02:07,147 --> 00:02:09,381 - Excellent choice, tim. - Well, yes. 37 00:02:09,482 --> 00:02:14,954 Then the interior, tim. You chose rhone, so we line up these two colors, 38 00:02:15,054 --> 00:02:19,959 And then the inner wheel will show which color will best complement these two. 39 00:02:20,059 --> 00:02:25,464 - The burgundy's awfully tasteful. - Wrong! 40 00:02:25,632 --> 00:02:28,300 Now, you have an awful lot of options here, tim. 41 00:02:28,401 --> 00:02:31,237 Stop right there. I think I know exactly what I want. 42 00:02:31,338 --> 00:02:33,705 You still haven't seen all of your options. 43 00:02:33,806 --> 00:02:36,308 Once I make a decision, al, I've made my decision. 44 00:02:36,409 --> 00:02:39,378 That's right, al. When a man sees something, he buys it. 45 00:02:39,479 --> 00:02:42,981 - That's it. Case closed. - Not like a woman buying a purse. 46 00:02:43,082 --> 00:02:45,984 "I don't know. Does this go with my house?" 47 00:02:46,085 --> 00:02:48,820 All right. So what color are you going with? 48 00:02:48,921 --> 00:02:50,756 I'm gonna go with... 49 00:02:50,857 --> 00:02:53,925 - Klaus, a drum roll, please. - [drum roll] 50 00:02:54,026 --> 00:02:56,495 I'm gonna go with honky. 51 00:02:58,264 --> 00:02:59,498 - Honky? - White. 52 00:02:59,599 --> 00:03:01,467 Oh, white, white. Yes. 53 00:03:01,568 --> 00:03:06,805 I get that. White. Well, now, that's a very bold choice. 54 00:03:06,907 --> 00:03:09,041 But tan is very nice. 55 00:03:09,142 --> 00:03:13,746 No, no. Absolutely positively going with white... Or beige. 56 00:03:13,847 --> 00:03:16,381 So much for a man being able to make up his mind. 57 00:03:16,482 --> 00:03:19,485 Well, you have an awful lot of beiges to choose from. 58 00:03:19,586 --> 00:03:21,854 Ecru. Now, there's a fun beige, hm? 59 00:03:21,955 --> 00:03:24,624 - Let's not forget eggshell. - Oh, I love eggshell. 60 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:28,894 - Snappy, snappy, snappy. - What do you think about cashew? 61 00:03:28,995 --> 00:03:33,532 Al, we're talking about convertible tops, not what you store for the winter. 62 00:04:24,084 --> 00:04:28,320 Sparky asked me to call. We're looking for a fabric for a new convertible top. 63 00:04:28,421 --> 00:04:30,656 Well, is big jim there? 64 00:04:30,757 --> 00:04:33,292 How about spanish bob? 65 00:04:33,393 --> 00:04:35,961 One-eyed ned? 66 00:04:36,062 --> 00:04:39,398 It sounds like he's calling a pirate ship. 67 00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:43,301 Hi, guys. You'll never guess what happened today. 68 00:04:43,436 --> 00:04:46,104 - You bought me a ferrari. - Even better. 69 00:04:47,106 --> 00:04:50,108 I was asked to be on that talk show, talk to me. 70 00:04:50,209 --> 00:04:52,277 - I'm gonna be on television. - Not now. 71 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:55,814 I'm talking to one-eyed ned. He's got a bum ear. 72 00:04:55,915 --> 00:05:00,085 No, no, no! I have no gum in my rear! 73 00:05:00,186 --> 00:05:04,523 Look, when big jim comes, just have him call me. Thanks. 74 00:05:04,624 --> 00:05:08,294 Now, what do you wanna...?! What would you like to watch on television? 75 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,763 No, I'm gonna be on television. 76 00:05:10,864 --> 00:05:12,865 Did you witness a crime or something? 77 00:05:12,966 --> 00:05:15,834 No. I'm gonna be on barbara canfield's talk show. 78 00:05:15,936 --> 00:05:19,104 This particular segment is called women on top. 79 00:05:19,205 --> 00:05:20,939 I rented that once. 80 00:05:21,141 --> 00:05:25,477 It's about professional women who want it all. 81 00:05:25,578 --> 00:05:27,713 That's the one. 82 00:05:27,814 --> 00:05:29,715 Ok, I won't bore you with the details. 83 00:05:29,816 --> 00:05:31,416 Come on. Tell us all the details. 84 00:05:31,518 --> 00:05:34,487 - How much are they paying you? - I'm not doing this for money. 85 00:05:34,588 --> 00:05:39,024 This is an honor. I'm gonna be on a panel with two very distinguished women. 86 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:41,493 One's an economist. The other one's a doctor. 87 00:05:41,594 --> 00:05:46,031 Wow. You really balance out the group. Part-time student with no income. 88 00:05:47,967 --> 00:05:51,337 The chairman of the psychology department recommended me. 89 00:05:51,437 --> 00:05:53,739 They wanted somebody who'd raised a family 90 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,075 And is about to re-enter the work force. 91 00:05:56,176 --> 00:05:58,377 That is great. What do you think, guys? 92 00:05:58,478 --> 00:06:01,947 - Yeah, it's cool. When's the show? - Four o'clock tomorrow. 93 00:06:02,048 --> 00:06:06,418 Oh, too bad. I gotta go with sparky to check out some car colors. 94 00:06:06,519 --> 00:06:08,654 It's very important. 95 00:06:09,556 --> 00:06:11,556 Well, what am I thinking? 96 00:06:11,657 --> 00:06:16,262 Not as important as watching my wife on a show talking about women's issues. 97 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:23,869 - What are you writing, benny? - A birthday note to my mom. 98 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:26,105 How do you spell I.O.U.? 99 00:06:27,941 --> 00:06:30,442 - Hey, guys. - Hey, timmy. 100 00:06:30,543 --> 00:06:32,277 Oh, tim, what's it gonna be? 101 00:06:32,378 --> 00:06:36,014 - The dusty sand or the sandy beach? - What's going on? 102 00:06:36,116 --> 00:06:39,017 We've been all over town fabric shopping. 103 00:06:39,119 --> 00:06:40,352 For my top. 104 00:06:40,453 --> 00:06:44,590 I always saw you in a slinky off-the-shoulder number. 105 00:06:44,691 --> 00:06:47,626 Convertible top for my car, you idiot. 106 00:06:47,894 --> 00:06:49,995 You thought of a toasted marshmallow? 107 00:06:50,096 --> 00:06:51,997 Not as often as you have, al. 108 00:06:52,098 --> 00:06:55,300 I'm late for my step-aerobics class. I'll leave this here. 109 00:06:55,401 --> 00:06:57,769 Make a decision. I'll be back in a half an hour. 110 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:00,506 So, tim, we haven't seen much of you lately. 111 00:07:00,607 --> 00:07:02,808 Should I take that personally? 112 00:07:02,909 --> 00:07:06,478 Yes. I'm working really hard on my hot rod. 113 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:08,814 I was trying to get this thing done by Friday. 114 00:07:09,082 --> 00:07:12,251 You must have been busy. You haven't spent any money here in weeks. 115 00:07:12,352 --> 00:07:15,321 I had to cancel my trip to hawaii. 116 00:07:15,422 --> 00:07:18,623 I just talked to dolores. She didn't say anything about a trip. 117 00:07:18,724 --> 00:07:21,393 Dolores wasn't invited. 118 00:07:21,494 --> 00:07:26,965 Besides, she's on her own vacation. She's scaring the bulls in pamplona. 119 00:07:28,435 --> 00:07:31,303 Oh, man. Look at the time. I'm supposed to watch jill on tv. 120 00:07:31,404 --> 00:07:36,041 - Tell sparky I'll be back in an hour. - Hey, watch it here. 121 00:07:36,142 --> 00:07:38,477 - Hey, good idea. - What's she doing? 122 00:07:38,578 --> 00:07:42,981 She's on that talk show, talk to me. The segment's called women on top. 123 00:07:43,082 --> 00:07:46,718 That was a video, wasn't it? 124 00:07:52,592 --> 00:07:56,361 And welcome to talk to me. Today's topic is women on top. 125 00:07:56,463 --> 00:07:58,697 We'll meet women who had it all, gave it up, 126 00:07:58,798 --> 00:08:01,467 Got it back, and are doing it better than ever. 127 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:04,436 This looks good. 128 00:08:04,537 --> 00:08:07,572 My guests today are kathleen fitzsimmons, mother of two, 129 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:10,208 Now an economist with allied bank. 130 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:15,280 Jill taylor, mother of three, just about to complete her masters in psychology. 131 00:08:15,381 --> 00:08:19,318 And dr. Diane peck, mother of two, now a pediatrician. 132 00:08:19,419 --> 00:08:22,220 This reminds me of my first appearance on tv. 133 00:08:22,322 --> 00:08:25,557 Yeah, when you set your hair on fire. 134 00:08:25,658 --> 00:08:29,461 My first question is how did your husbands react 135 00:08:29,562 --> 00:08:33,365 When you told them you were going to re-enter the work force? Diane? 136 00:08:33,466 --> 00:08:38,137 It's amazing. I get a job with one of the top pediatric groups in detroit 137 00:08:38,238 --> 00:08:42,607 And all husband could say was, "who's gonna cook for me?" 138 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:45,177 What's wrong with that? 139 00:08:45,278 --> 00:08:47,580 Jill, how did your husband react 140 00:08:47,681 --> 00:08:50,381 When you told him you were going back to school? 141 00:08:50,483 --> 00:08:51,850 Tim? 142 00:08:51,951 --> 00:08:54,319 If that's your husband. 143 00:08:55,221 --> 00:09:00,392 Well, as memory serves, he was very supportive. 144 00:09:00,493 --> 00:09:03,261 Boy, I wish I had a husband like yours. 145 00:09:03,362 --> 00:09:05,964 - Mine's a total caveman. - Mine, too. 146 00:09:05,865 --> 00:09:10,635 When I told him I wanted my own career, he couldn't even articulate words. 147 00:09:10,737 --> 00:09:15,407 - He just kind of went... - [grunts] 148 00:09:17,911 --> 00:09:21,646 - How did you know that? - Lucky guess. 149 00:09:21,747 --> 00:09:26,251 What kind of dirt you got on jill? She's making you look good. 150 00:09:26,352 --> 00:09:31,522 What do you think it would take for me to get a date with the host? 151 00:09:31,624 --> 00:09:34,559 A miracle not even god could pull off. 152 00:09:35,962 --> 00:09:37,829 Jill, you're the psychologist. 153 00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:40,732 What is going on under the surface with these guys? 154 00:09:41,034 --> 00:09:44,036 Well, it's very common. Often a man feels threatened 155 00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:47,139 When a woman usurps his role as hunter-gatherer. 156 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,808 That's why their husbands reacted the way they did. 157 00:09:49,909 --> 00:09:53,378 Why is your husband so understanding, the exception to the rule? 158 00:09:53,479 --> 00:09:57,416 Well, tim is one of a kind. I mean, tim breaks all the rules. 159 00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:59,685 Tim breaks everything. 160 00:10:04,056 --> 00:10:06,357 Upon closer inspection, jill's looking... 161 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:09,861 Hey! Hey! 162 00:10:09,962 --> 00:10:14,166 You're very lucky to have a husband who's made the transition easier. 163 00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:17,703 I wish my experience had been a walk in the park like jill's. 164 00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:19,471 It wasn't exactly... 165 00:10:19,572 --> 00:10:23,609 In a perfect world, I guess we'd all be skipping through life like jill. 166 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:28,113 I'm not skipping through life. I mean, I've struggled like the rest of you. 167 00:10:28,214 --> 00:10:32,551 Believe me, my husband is far from perfect. 168 00:10:32,652 --> 00:10:35,120 Look out. Incoming. 169 00:10:36,856 --> 00:10:40,993 What did your husband say when you told him you wanted to be a psychologist? 170 00:10:41,193 --> 00:10:43,862 - His exact words? - Yeah. 171 00:10:43,963 --> 00:10:48,199 "what for? You should become a turret lathe operator." 172 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:51,670 - Yeah. - They make good money! 173 00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:53,772 I never talk to him about what I'm studying. 174 00:10:53,873 --> 00:10:55,807 He thinks psychology is totally bogus. 175 00:10:55,975 --> 00:10:58,210 - So you must be pretty resentful. - Oh, no. 176 00:10:58,311 --> 00:11:01,847 Don't misconstrue what I'm saying as anger towards my husband. 177 00:11:01,948 --> 00:11:05,284 I could never be angry at a man 178 00:11:05,384 --> 00:11:09,021 Who's in such a vulnerable state. 179 00:11:09,122 --> 00:11:11,190 [groans] 180 00:11:13,393 --> 00:11:16,628 Exactly what do you mean by a vulnerable state? 181 00:11:16,729 --> 00:11:19,765 Well, he's in mid-life crisis. 182 00:11:19,866 --> 00:11:23,802 I mean, he's emotionally fragile. 183 00:11:25,739 --> 00:11:29,541 Oh, you poor hunter-gatherer, you. 184 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,846 Let me get you a tissue. 185 00:11:33,947 --> 00:11:36,181 Would a hug help? 186 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,885 It's really wonderful that you can be so empathetic. 187 00:11:40,986 --> 00:11:43,455 Well, I have to be. Tim is emotionally off-center. 188 00:11:43,556 --> 00:11:46,491 He's... Crying out for help. 189 00:11:48,495 --> 00:11:51,329 Hey, you guys hear something? 190 00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:53,966 Help! Help! 191 00:11:56,135 --> 00:11:59,638 It's very interesting the way that this manifests itself. 192 00:11:59,739 --> 00:12:01,106 Tell us. 193 00:12:01,207 --> 00:12:03,242 He comes up with all kinds of crazy ideas. 194 00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:05,611 He wanted to buy and move up to a hunting lodge. 195 00:12:05,711 --> 00:12:08,046 - With the kids? The whole family? - Yeah. 196 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:12,217 - And he wanted to fly into outer space. - Oh, now, that is crazy. 197 00:12:12,318 --> 00:12:16,588 In the middle of writing my masters thesis, 198 00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:19,658 He decided he wanted to have another baby. 199 00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:23,928 - At your age? That's a lot of nerve. - Oh, you poor thing. 200 00:12:24,029 --> 00:12:27,265 No, no, no, no, wait. No, he's the one that's suffering. 201 00:12:27,366 --> 00:12:28,700 That's why it is so important 202 00:12:28,801 --> 00:12:30,702 For me to listen to all of his ideas, 203 00:12:30,803 --> 00:12:33,572 No matter how stupid or pathetic. 204 00:12:33,673 --> 00:12:37,676 I think we should give a big hand to the woman who has it all 205 00:12:37,777 --> 00:12:42,014 In spite of the man who wants to take it away and keep it for himself. 206 00:12:50,656 --> 00:12:53,258 That went well. 207 00:12:53,359 --> 00:12:55,493 Man, dolores rags on me, 208 00:12:55,594 --> 00:12:58,964 But it's in the privacy of a bowling alley. 209 00:12:59,065 --> 00:13:01,299 At least this is on late in the afternoon. 210 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:05,971 Who's gonna watch the stupid thing? Eight people watch this damn thing. 211 00:13:06,072 --> 00:13:08,106 - Tim. - What is it? 212 00:13:08,207 --> 00:13:10,608 I saw what jill said about you on the tv. 213 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:15,280 - Where? - The guys in the gym felt your pain. 214 00:13:15,381 --> 00:13:18,549 A lot of them tried to cover up by laughing. 215 00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:22,420 Were you one of them, sparky? 216 00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:24,689 I'd rather not say. 217 00:13:38,704 --> 00:13:43,275 - Hi, guys. - Hey, mom. Great job on the show. 218 00:13:43,376 --> 00:13:48,146 Really? So you don't think that I went overboard? 219 00:13:48,247 --> 00:13:53,919 Well, it's hard to say. Why don't you ask your stupid, pathetic husband? 220 00:13:55,521 --> 00:13:56,922 Is he upset? 221 00:13:57,023 --> 00:13:59,258 Never came home to watch the show. 222 00:13:59,359 --> 00:14:02,627 - Oh, thank god. - We taped it. You want us to hide it? 223 00:14:02,728 --> 00:14:04,929 No, I want you to burn it. 224 00:14:08,668 --> 00:14:11,069 Hello, jill. 225 00:14:12,138 --> 00:14:14,372 Goodbye, mom. 226 00:14:18,577 --> 00:14:22,713 So I heard that you never made it home to watch the show. 227 00:14:22,814 --> 00:14:24,583 No, I didn't make it home. 228 00:14:24,684 --> 00:14:26,584 That's ok. It was really not interesting. 229 00:14:26,786 --> 00:14:28,586 - You don't think? - No. 230 00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:32,357 I was able to catch it at the hardware store in front of all my friends. 231 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:37,128 How are they doing? You know, I really have been missing benny. 232 00:14:37,229 --> 00:14:40,065 Benny's really great. He's been laughing a lot lately. 233 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:42,134 They've all been laughing a lot. 234 00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:44,469 They thought your performance was really funny. 235 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:49,040 You should remember some of the things you've said on tool time about women. 236 00:14:49,142 --> 00:14:51,876 Such as women aren't decisive, 237 00:14:51,977 --> 00:14:55,547 Uh, my wife this, my wife that. [mimics nagging] 238 00:14:56,482 --> 00:14:59,017 I am paid to be a character on tool time. 239 00:14:59,118 --> 00:15:02,721 Your character just happens to be married to a character named jill? 240 00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:05,156 Jill's a very common name. 241 00:15:06,592 --> 00:15:08,660 The jill you said drools in her sleep 242 00:15:08,761 --> 00:15:11,663 And the jill you said had bad morning breath was this jill. 243 00:15:11,764 --> 00:15:14,299 The only two times I've mentioned your name. 244 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,668 You said I was suffering a mid-life crisis, told everybody that, 245 00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:20,105 That it was stupid to want another child. 246 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,739 You called me fragile. 247 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:26,778 I was just trying to get a psychological perspective on men in general. 248 00:15:26,879 --> 00:15:28,546 I didn't mean you. 249 00:15:28,781 --> 00:15:31,016 The only one you mentioned was me. 250 00:15:31,117 --> 00:15:35,486 I wasn't talking about you specifically. I was referring to the global you. 251 00:15:35,587 --> 00:15:38,156 - Oh, yeah. The global me. - Yeah. 252 00:15:38,257 --> 00:15:42,760 Well, now the global me is walking around without any globes. 253 00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:49,567 That's why it's so important that I listen to all of his ideas, 254 00:15:49,668 --> 00:15:52,470 No matter how stupid or pathetic. 255 00:15:52,571 --> 00:15:54,773 [rewinds video] 256 00:15:54,874 --> 00:15:59,177 ...That I listen to all of his ideas, no matter how stupid or pathetic. 257 00:16:00,212 --> 00:16:02,280 What was I thinking? 258 00:16:02,381 --> 00:16:04,782 [wilson] oh, oh, oh, oh... 259 00:16:12,224 --> 00:16:14,559 Wilson, is that you? 260 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:19,264 Oh! I am so sorry, neighborette. Good thing I wasn't juggling chain saws. 261 00:16:19,365 --> 00:16:20,398 Yeah. 262 00:16:20,499 --> 00:16:23,301 - I didn't know you juggled. - Oh, yes, indeedy. 263 00:16:23,402 --> 00:16:27,038 I'm a little bit rusty. [groans] 264 00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:29,674 But in my younger days... 265 00:16:31,243 --> 00:16:33,378 I worked in the circus. 266 00:16:34,713 --> 00:16:37,182 I roomed with a two-headed man. 267 00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:40,051 Did you split the utilities three ways? 268 00:16:40,152 --> 00:16:41,986 No, five ways. 269 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:45,990 We also lived with nicky the lobster boy and margo the human corkscrew. 270 00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:49,227 I'm rooming with tim the ticked-off tool man. 271 00:16:49,328 --> 00:16:52,430 I was on a talk show and I said some things I shouldn't have said. 272 00:16:52,532 --> 00:16:55,066 Well, tim's done that to you on tool time. 273 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:58,737 Yeah, but I said that he was stupid and pathetic. 274 00:16:58,838 --> 00:17:01,773 Oh, my, my, my! What caused you to do that? 275 00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:05,110 I don't know. All these women were trashing their husbands. 276 00:17:05,211 --> 00:17:09,514 And I didn't wanna do that, you know. I wanted to explain tim's behavior. 277 00:17:09,615 --> 00:17:11,682 Well, who were these women? 278 00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:14,085 They were very successful professional women. 279 00:17:14,186 --> 00:17:16,788 One was a doctor. The other was an economist. 280 00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:19,023 Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm. 281 00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:22,059 Oh, I see what you're saying. 282 00:17:24,997 --> 00:17:27,565 All I said was, "mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm." 283 00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:30,034 But what you meant was that I was analyzing tim 284 00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:32,570 Was because I was insecure around these women 285 00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:35,707 And needed to show off how much I knew about psychology 286 00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:38,310 Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm. 287 00:17:38,411 --> 00:17:40,644 You make another good point. 288 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:46,284 I mean, I was validated for what so I went on and on and on and o 289 00:17:46,385 --> 00:17:49,187 Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm. 290 00:17:50,056 --> 00:17:53,091 I sold tim out to make myself look good. 291 00:17:53,192 --> 00:17:55,226 Mm. 292 00:17:55,327 --> 00:17:59,164 [sighs] wow. You're really tough on me sometimes, wilson. 293 00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:04,735 But you don't make me feel judged. You know? 294 00:18:04,837 --> 00:18:07,471 You are just a genius. How do you do that? 295 00:18:07,572 --> 00:18:10,041 I just tell it like it is. 296 00:18:16,515 --> 00:18:18,783 - Hi. - Hi there. 297 00:18:18,884 --> 00:18:21,119 How are you doing? 298 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,922 Not as good as the woman that had it all, got it back, 299 00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:27,025 Dumped it on the ground and rubbed my nose in it. 300 00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:30,929 What's all this? 301 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:33,265 I know I shouldn't have said what I did, 302 00:18:33,366 --> 00:18:37,269 So I cooked your favorite meal as a sort of peace offering. 303 00:18:39,305 --> 00:18:41,773 Hm. Bratwurst, knackwurst. 304 00:18:41,874 --> 00:18:45,944 And as an appetizer, liverwurst. 305 00:18:46,045 --> 00:18:49,581 I guess you could say this is my "wurst" meal. 306 00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:54,686 - I say that about all your meals. - Yeah, I know. 307 00:18:54,787 --> 00:18:57,755 I didn't mean to talk about our private life on television. 308 00:18:57,856 --> 00:19:01,158 I guess once I got surrounded by all those successful women, 309 00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:05,029 My self-esteem issues were triggered and I wanted to impress them. 310 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:08,032 - So I overcompensated by... - Honey, honey, honey. 311 00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:11,002 Back the freud fairlane up here. 312 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:14,739 You got carried away. You were trying to show off for the girls. 313 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:18,576 - I was the butt of your tirade. - Yeah, that's right. You got it. 314 00:19:18,677 --> 00:19:22,380 I do it all the time on tool time. Now I know how you feel. 315 00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:26,517 So you're not gonna hold this against me? 316 00:19:26,618 --> 00:19:30,822 No, I'm a guy. I let this stuff go. I do wanna ask one thing, though. 317 00:19:30,922 --> 00:19:35,493 Are you ticked off at me for making you go through this mid-life thing? 318 00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:39,330 Sometimes it is hard for me to keep up with the changes you're making. 319 00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:44,202 But I love that you're experiencing new emotions you never thought you'd have. 320 00:19:44,303 --> 00:19:49,641 I hate new emotions. I hate all emotions. 321 00:19:49,742 --> 00:19:53,478 It did make me appreciate what you have to go through every day. 322 00:19:53,579 --> 00:19:56,881 What? Being married to you? 323 00:19:56,982 --> 00:20:01,319 Being in front of the camera, putting it out there in front of everybody. 324 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,521 How do you get over being nervous? 325 00:20:03,622 --> 00:20:05,690 There's a little thing I do to relax. 326 00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:08,393 I... I make fun of women. 327 00:20:12,565 --> 00:20:16,100 It's spring again, the time when a young man's fancy turns to... 328 00:20:16,201 --> 00:20:18,236 [all] cheese! 329 00:20:18,404 --> 00:20:21,906 That's right. And check out saginaw's new line of spring cheeses. 330 00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:25,777 When it's springtime, it's string time. 331 00:20:25,878 --> 00:20:31,048 Sparky, pull me off a little bit of that string cheese. Saginaw cheese. 332 00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:33,284 [all] cheese, it's good! 333 00:20:38,757 --> 00:20:41,292 Welcome back to tool time. It's that magic moment. 334 00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:45,897 That's right. We're about to reveal tim's completed hot rod. 335 00:20:52,104 --> 00:20:54,772 Oh, thank god. I can't wait. 336 00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:57,609 I've never seen you this excited about a car before. 337 00:20:57,709 --> 00:21:00,077 I'm excited because it's finally finished. 338 00:21:00,179 --> 00:21:02,813 Yeah, we can get our lives back. 339 00:21:02,914 --> 00:21:06,251 If I were you, I'd go with a whole new one. 340 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,186 Ok, on three, we're going to reveal 341 00:21:08,286 --> 00:21:11,956 Tim's totally tricked-out '46 ford convertible! 342 00:21:12,057 --> 00:21:15,760 Everybody... One! Two! Three! 343 00:21:15,994 --> 00:21:18,663 - Yeah! - All right! 344 00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:26,304 Hey, tim, there's no upholstery, nothing. 345 00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:28,739 You were supposed to finish this. 346 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,642 After we changed the color of the top, 347 00:21:30,743 --> 00:21:34,178 The seats didn't match, neither did the side panels. 348 00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:37,248 The maroon didn't match the rim, so I'm gonna repaint that. 349 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:41,953 - That's gonna take, like, three months. - Oh, yeah. 350 00:21:42,054 --> 00:21:44,888 [all] oh, no. 351 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,229 - Klaus, drum roll, please. - [weak drum roll] 352 00:21:54,499 --> 00:21:56,834 - Funny color, tim? - It's a funny color. 353 00:21:56,935 --> 00:21:59,204 That jill was this jill. 354 00:21:59,304 --> 00:22:03,841 The only two times I've ever mentioned your names were that time... [gibberish] 355 00:22:03,942 --> 00:22:07,278 How are they? I've been missing benny. 356 00:22:09,615 --> 00:22:13,417 In my younger days, I worked in the circus. 357 00:22:13,518 --> 00:22:15,720 Ah!