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Welcome to tool time
on location.
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And now the star of the show,
tim "the tool man" taylor!
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Thank you, everybody,
and welcome to tool time.
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I am tim
"the tool man" taylor,
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And, of course, you all know
my assistant, al borland.
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To give something back
to the community,
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Binford has designed
this complete
workshop on wheels.
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We'll be coming into
your neighborhood
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To help with
your household
repairs.
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That's right, we're equipped
to fix your tools,
your car, your plumbing.
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And on a good day,
your schnauzer.
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Let's take a look
at this van, shall we?
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It's a custom-made
chevy half-ton.
Custom-made flares.
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It's got a duel rear axle,
aluminum wheels,
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440 horse 350,
but inside
is the real story.
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This thing is equipped
to fix anything
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From a hoover vacuum
to the hoover dam.
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Complete set of
allen wrenches,
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Circular saw,
cordless drill,
table vise.
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Even one of
al's vices.
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And here we have
a laptop computer
with a complete set
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Of home repair manuals
on cd-rom.
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We call it
the brains of
the operation.
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Something we've
never called tim.
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Moving on.
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We even have
our own paint department
on this van.
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You can create the custom
color of your choice,
right over here.
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And paint
isn't the only thing
we make to order.
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Because a working man
works up
a hearty appetite.
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That's why our circular saw
doubles as a deli slicer.
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We'll make you a salami
and oak sandwich.
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Or how about
a dagwood,
extra lean?
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This brazing furnace?
Well, it's also
a barbecue grill.
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So while we're sharpening
your ax,
"ax us" for a hamburger.
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You can wash it down with
a binford 6100 milkshake
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Because our paint mixer
doubles as a blender.
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(exclaiming)
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What flavor's that?
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White semi-gloss.
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I don't get it.
We've been driving
around for 20 minutes.
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Where is
everybody?
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Maybe nobody
has anything broken.
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Something is
always broken, al.
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Guys, we forgot
something.
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(tool time theme
playing on stereo)
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There you go, smitty.
Brand-new peephole.
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That should cut down
on those unexpected visits
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From your
ex-wife, huh?
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God bless you, tool man.
You have given me hope.
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Okay, larry. I finished
working on
your weed hacker.
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Did the work myself,
so I gave you a little bit
more power. Gratis, man.
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Added a little bit of weight,
so the balance
is a little different.
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So let me show you
about handling this bad boy.
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Al, help me out.
Hold it.
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All right,
safety first, folks.
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Always use your goggles.
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But now the motor's
a little heavier now.
Starting is the same.
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All right. Hold on to here.
Gotta give it
a crank, there. Oh, yeah.
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(motor revving)
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Little weed here.
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Little weed there.
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Just like butter!
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(inaudible)
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There you go, larry.
Start some hacking, buddy.
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Nicely done, tim.
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Thank you, al.
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Okay, well,
that's it for tool time.
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Hey, mom,
what do you think
of my face?
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It's the most precious,
adorable little face
I've ever seen.
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No, I'm actually
going for a goatee.
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Where?
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Oh, no, wait!
I see a little
something here.
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No, that's a pimple.
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Oh, come on, mom.
There's gotta be
something down here.
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Why are you suddenly
growing a beard, anyway?
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Well, 'cause
the whole team's
doing it.
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We decided not to shave
until our
winning streak's over.
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Well, I'm sure
you'll win lots of games
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And your beard will grow in
nice and thick.
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Yeah.
But I don't know why
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Anybody would want to
cover up that sweet,
adorable little face.
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Come on, mom.
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(sighing)
hey, brad. Hi, honey.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Dad, you can see
the goatee, right?
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Yeah, but your mom prefers
if I don't bring it up.
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Would you...
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I'm gonna go wash up
for dinner.
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What are we having
for dinner?
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Well, the boys are having
leftover something.
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And you and I
are going to al's
new girlfriend's for dinner.
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We are?
Yeah.
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He said that
he told you all about it.
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Don't you ever listen
to anything he says?
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I don't have to
listen to al.
He's my assistant.
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He gets paid
a handsome wage
to listen to me.
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When are you gonna
get used to the fact
that the whole world
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Does not
revolve around you?
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I'm used to that fact.
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I'm working right now
on "why not?"
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Well, regardless,
we're having dinner with
al and trudy tonight.
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Gee, I can't wait!
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He said that
they've known each other
for about a month,
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And she's really nice.
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I know her.
They met on tool time.
Don't you remember?
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She was that frumpy kook
with the rat
that did the wiring.
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She wasn't
really the rat lady,
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But the real rat
bit me on the nose?
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It's gonna be a nightmare.
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It'll be fine.
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Oh, you say that now,
but wait till after dinner,
al undoes that belt.
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(groaning)
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And those three
bloodcurdling words,
"let's play twister!"
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Do we have
the right address?
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Yeah, this is it.
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She probably lives in
the guesthouse around back.
Let's go back there.
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I thought
I heard voices
out here! Hey!
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Hi!
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Al, does the owner know
you're in the main house?
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Of course she does.
The owner's trudy.
Come on in!
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(classical music playing
softly)
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Wow! What
an incredible house!
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Yeah. This thing's
gotta be worth
a million bucks.
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I mean, a million-two
if it's been
re-piped with copper.
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This is my home
away from home.
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And here's trudy.
Oh, hi.
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Trudy, good to
see you again.
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Nice to see you, tim.
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So nice to meet you, jill.
Al just raves about you.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Well, I brought
a three-bean salad.
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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I tried to stop her.
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Don't be silly.
I'm sure it'll be a perfect
complement to the pheasant.
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Pheasant?
That's my favorite fowl!
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Here! Let me take that.
Dinner's almost ready.
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Come on. Sit down.
Great.
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Wow! You have
an amazing house.
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Oh, thank you.
It's been in the family
for years.
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You've heard of
the rockefellers?
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Well, of course.
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One of them ran over
my grandfather.
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That's awful!
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How many times
did they hit him?
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All right, so would anyone
like some wine?
I have a lovely pinot.
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I'm sure you do.
I'll have the wine, though.
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Oh, al. Let's not
do the pinot.
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I have a '91
chevalier-montrachet
I've been saving
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For a special occasion.
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Well, that sounds wonderful.
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Oh, then I'll run down
to the wine cellar, get it.
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Oh, you know, I'd better
go with you because
the white burgundies
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Are hidden
in the east grotto.
Excuse us.
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I can't believe
al never told me
that trudy was rich.
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Well, you know,
that stuff's
just not important to al.
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He doesn't date
for money.
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He'd date
for an onion ring.
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She's got a grotto?
A wine cellar?
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When I was a kid,
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The only thing
we had in the cellar
was my grandmother.
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"let me out of here!
This duct tape's starting
to hurt me! Come on!"
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Well, trudy seems very nice.
And al seems so happy.
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And I feel so stupid
for bringing a three-bean
salad to a mansion.
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Fyi, that three-bean salad
wouldn't taste any better
in a turkish prison.
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Trudy, that was
an incredible dinner.
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Thank you.
I love to cook.
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And I love to eat.
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We're perfect
for each other.
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Excuse me, trudy.
I got lost
going to the bathroom.
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Is it left of
the bowling alley or
on the other side of it?
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Left.
Right.
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It's hard to believe
that you guys have only
been dating a month.
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You seem so comfortable
with each other.
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I know.
Al and I clicked
the minute we met.
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Yes, we did.
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Although, I was a little
gun-shy about getting back
into a serious relationship.
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My last relationship
ended badly, too.
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(ball rolling)
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(bowling pins clattering)
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Tim: Strike!
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My current relationship
is about to end badly.
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Tim's great, but al, well,
he's sensitive and deep
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And he never
stops giving.
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You make me want to
be a better al.
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I'm gonna go
bowl one more frame.
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Tim, come here.
Sit down.
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We're both so
happy for you.
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Thanks.
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Al, did you know that
today's our
one-month anniversary?
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Did I know?
You're darn tooting!
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Happy anniversary, gertrude.
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Oh, thank you,
albert.
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I've always wanted
one of these!
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A cockroach on a chain.
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No, it's a scorpion.
It's my birth sign.
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It's beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and I also got
a little something
for you, too.
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(exclaiming)
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I like to save the paper.
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(exclaiming)
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Look! Oh, this is
the perfect addition to my
exotic car-key collection.
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Thank you.
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Let me take
a look at that.
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Look at that!
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Wow!
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That's vintage.
It's a ferrari.
What year was this for?
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A '66.
For al's '66 ferrari.
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You know, the one
that you like so much
in the garage?
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It's yours.
Happy anniversary.
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It's not just a ferrari.
It's a classic!
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The car is completely
inappropriate.
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Wrong.
It's perfect.
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It's dressy, yet casual.
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You don't think
that it is slightly insane
to give a ferrari
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On a one-month
anniversary?
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Trudy is loaded.
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Her giving him a car
is like you giving me
boxer shorts.
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You'd have to be shallow
not to see
what is going on here.
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I see what's going on here.
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Al got a ferrari
after sticking it out
for one month!
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He holds on for a year,
he'll get the duesenberg
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She's got parked
in the garage.
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Trudy is a really sweet woman
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Who has some very serious
self-esteem problems.
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She obviously feels that
she has to buy al to
keep him in the relationship,
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And I think that al
is uncomfortable with this.
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And he was masking
his discomfort with
all that giddy laughter?
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So? It's a case
of classic overcompensation.
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Oh, stop it.
Why are you picking apart
something wonderful
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That happened in al's life?
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What?
The relationship
or the car?
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Both! There wouldn't be a car
without a relationship.
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So you're saying that
trudy is the perfect woman
for al?
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You know, you know,
I've always had
a good feeling about her.
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00:13:38,571 --> 00:13:41,506
You said she was
a frumpy kook!
237
00:13:41,574 --> 00:13:44,542
The same thing
I've called al.
They're an ideal couple.
238
00:13:46,011 --> 00:13:47,712
You don't care about al.
Yes, I care about him.
239
00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:50,081
You just care about
that stupid ferrari!
240
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,416
Stupid ferrari?
241
00:13:53,085 --> 00:13:55,921
(sighing)
242
00:13:55,988 --> 00:14:00,892
For the sake of our marriage,
I'm going to pretend
that you never said that.
243
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,193
Where's al?
244
00:14:02,261 --> 00:14:03,662
You've asked me
15 times.
245
00:14:03,729 --> 00:14:06,197
Why are you so anxious
to see him?
246
00:14:06,265 --> 00:14:07,865
(car approaching)
247
00:14:15,007 --> 00:14:16,808
(exclaims)
248
00:14:16,876 --> 00:14:18,609
The car
looks great, al!
249
00:14:18,677 --> 00:14:20,378
Thanks, tim.
250
00:14:20,446 --> 00:14:22,747
But there's one thing
that would make it
look a lot better.
251
00:14:22,815 --> 00:14:24,116
Me behind the wheel.
Can I drive it?
252
00:14:24,183 --> 00:14:25,350
Please, please,
please, please?
I don't know.
253
00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:26,418
Come on, once around
the parking lot.
254
00:14:26,485 --> 00:14:27,619
We'll see.
255
00:14:27,686 --> 00:14:29,854
I'm having trouble
with this car.
256
00:14:29,922 --> 00:14:32,056
Well, it's a 12-cylinder
ferrari.
It's probably a plug.
257
00:14:32,124 --> 00:14:33,958
I know a guy that'll fix it.
Give me a half hour.
258
00:14:34,026 --> 00:14:35,994
Give me the keys.
I'll take it over there.
259
00:14:36,061 --> 00:14:37,863
It's not
a mechanical problem.
260
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:41,933
I'm having a problem
accepting
such an extravagant gift!
261
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:45,603
I mean, all I gave trudy
was that scorpion pendant.
262
00:14:45,671 --> 00:14:48,140
Well, ferrari,
bug on a chain...
263
00:14:48,207 --> 00:14:50,208
It's the thought
that counts, isn't it?
264
00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:51,776
I don't know.
You've worked really hard
265
00:14:51,844 --> 00:14:53,312
Your whole life, right?
266
00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:54,545
Yes.
267
00:14:54,613 --> 00:14:59,117
And what do you have to
show for it? Nothing!
268
00:14:59,185 --> 00:15:03,355
Now, you have a woman
who appreciates
the real al borland.
269
00:15:03,423 --> 00:15:06,291
The competent, trustworthy,
nice, wonderful human being.
270
00:15:06,359 --> 00:15:08,993
It's you, al.
You deserve it.
271
00:15:09,062 --> 00:15:10,962
Enjoy this.
272
00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,230
I suppose you're right.
273
00:15:12,298 --> 00:15:13,732
Yes.
I should just
hold my head up high.
274
00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:15,133
Hold your head up
real high.
275
00:15:15,201 --> 00:15:16,401
Yeah! And put the pedal
to the metal!
276
00:15:16,469 --> 00:15:17,602
Pedal to the metal!
277
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,304
And enjoy the ride
that is my life!
278
00:15:19,372 --> 00:15:21,139
Ride that is your life!
Yeah!
279
00:15:21,207 --> 00:15:22,974
Here are the keys!
Here are the keys!
280
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:23,975
There they go!
281
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:25,176
There they go.
282
00:15:25,244 --> 00:15:26,544
You were fantastic.
283
00:15:26,612 --> 00:15:28,980
I don't understand
why you're so upset
about this game.
284
00:15:29,048 --> 00:15:32,551
Mom, it was a disaster.
We won eight to nothing
and I scored three goals.
285
00:15:32,618 --> 00:15:35,553
To most people
that would be a good thing.
What am I missing here?
286
00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:37,422
No, mom.
I'm missing something.
Facial hair, okay?
287
00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:41,827
The rest of the team looks
like zz top and I
look like a four-year-old.
288
00:15:42,695 --> 00:15:44,128
Oh!
289
00:15:44,196 --> 00:15:46,798
Poor baby. I mean,
you're the best player
on the team,
290
00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:51,169
And everyone else is
gonna get those coveted
facial-hair scholarships.
291
00:15:53,739 --> 00:15:56,140
So what you're saying
is I really shouldn't
worry about my looks,
292
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,477
And I should more or less
focus on
what's important in life?
293
00:15:58,544 --> 00:15:59,778
Exactly.
294
00:15:59,845 --> 00:16:01,646
(scoffs)
you're so way off.
295
00:16:03,949 --> 00:16:05,316
Hey, the goatee's
coming in!
296
00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:06,751
You're funny.
297
00:16:06,818 --> 00:16:10,555
All right!
House looks good.
You look great, honey.
298
00:16:10,623 --> 00:16:12,190
Al let you drive
the ferrari?
299
00:16:12,258 --> 00:16:13,658
Bada-bing!
300
00:16:14,893 --> 00:16:16,627
So how's
the relationship going?
301
00:16:16,695 --> 00:16:18,563
Perfect! It's like
the car and I are one.
302
00:16:19,699 --> 00:16:21,600
No, I mean the relationship
with al and trudy.
303
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,102
Oh, al's sitting
on top of the world
right now.
304
00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:27,072
Do you mean that
he is 100% comfortable
305
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,674
With accepting
this expensive gift?
306
00:16:30,676 --> 00:16:32,511
Eighty percent,
307
00:16:32,578 --> 00:16:35,414
But I'll have him
all the way there
by Friday, guaranteed.
308
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:39,084
Hey, buddy.
How's it going?
309
00:16:39,152 --> 00:16:41,286
Well, hi ho, al.
310
00:16:41,353 --> 00:16:43,788
You look like
you're getting ready
for the grand prix.
311
00:16:43,656 --> 00:16:47,125
Well, I thought
I would embrace
the ferrari lifestyle.
312
00:16:48,027 --> 00:16:49,861
What do you think?
313
00:16:49,929 --> 00:16:53,898
Well, to quote my old friend,
the famous race-car driver,
stirling moss,
314
00:16:53,966 --> 00:16:56,100
"you look fine."
315
00:16:56,168 --> 00:16:57,903
I stopped by to see
if you'd like
to take a lap
316
00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:59,470
Around the neighborhood
with me.
317
00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:02,640
Well, I'd love to,
but I gotta finish checking
this wiring.
318
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,175
Well, no rush.
319
00:17:04,243 --> 00:17:07,846
We still have to wait
for tim to come back
from his test drive.
320
00:17:07,913 --> 00:17:09,580
(car speeding)
321
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:17,255
Assuming he comes back.
I'd hate for him to run off
322
00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:18,957
With trudy's generous gift.
323
00:17:19,025 --> 00:17:21,325
You obviously
are enjoying it
very much.
324
00:17:21,393 --> 00:17:26,464
Oh, I am. I am.
I mean, at first
I was a little uncomfortable,
325
00:17:26,532 --> 00:17:29,934
But then, tim gave me
some very deep insights.
326
00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:35,707
(tires screeching)
327
00:17:38,077 --> 00:17:41,746
Yeah, he said not to worry
about how much the car costs.
328
00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:44,249
He said even though
I thought it was
an inappropriate gift
329
00:17:44,316 --> 00:17:46,384
That I should just relax
and enjoy it.
330
00:17:46,485 --> 00:17:48,520
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm,
mmm-hmm.
331
00:17:48,588 --> 00:17:50,655
And you should've seen
the look on trudy's face
when she gave it to me.
332
00:17:50,722 --> 00:17:52,790
Oh, she was so happy.
333
00:17:52,892 --> 00:17:54,526
So trudy was happy
334
00:17:54,594 --> 00:17:57,629
And tim was happy,
but you don't sound so sure.
335
00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:02,734
Well, this kind of
puts a little pressure
on the relationship.
336
00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:06,505
I mean, suddenly, you know,
the emotional stakes
are much higher.
337
00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:08,607
And what if
it doesn't work out?
338
00:18:08,674 --> 00:18:12,177
How can I walk away
without feeling guilty?
339
00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:17,348
You can always drive away.
You've got
a really fast car.
340
00:18:19,318 --> 00:18:24,389
Oh, albert, I'm sorry.
Have you talked
to trudy about this?
341
00:18:24,457 --> 00:18:27,759
Oh, I can't.
I don't want to
hurt her feelings.
342
00:18:27,826 --> 00:18:29,594
Well, what about you?
343
00:18:29,662 --> 00:18:31,963
You know, the patriot
thomas paine said,
"it is necessary
344
00:18:32,031 --> 00:18:36,100
"to the happiness of a man
that he be
faithful to himself."
345
00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:38,169
I suppose you're right.
346
00:18:37,937 --> 00:18:39,671
(tires screeching)
347
00:18:41,874 --> 00:18:43,908
(tim exclaiming)
348
00:18:43,976 --> 00:18:45,376
I have just
been to heaven,
349
00:18:45,444 --> 00:18:47,878
Where, by the way,
they still give
speeding tickets!
350
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,252
Gosh, al.
I am so glad
you stopped by.
351
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,821
Guess what I picked up
for you today?
352
00:18:56,889 --> 00:18:58,123
A plane?
353
00:18:59,892 --> 00:19:02,160
No, just driving gloves.
354
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,128
Would you like a plane?
355
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:05,963
No.
356
00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:08,633
Trudy, I wouldn't. I...
357
00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:11,536
The fact is,
I really don't even
want the car.
358
00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:15,206
Are you breaking up
with me?
359
00:19:15,274 --> 00:19:16,441
No.
360
00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:18,310
Why would you
even think that?
361
00:19:18,377 --> 00:19:19,744
Isn't that
the first sign?
362
00:19:19,812 --> 00:19:22,580
The man returns
the ferrari.
363
00:19:22,648 --> 00:19:26,550
Oh, no. Trudy,
I really like you.
364
00:19:27,152 --> 00:19:28,653
You do?
365
00:19:28,421 --> 00:19:30,121
Oh, yeah.
366
00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:32,790
I remember the first time
I saw you,
you had that wire
367
00:19:32,858 --> 00:19:35,994
In one hand,
and the rat
in the other hand,
368
00:19:36,061 --> 00:19:40,264
And I said to myself,
"oh, boy, al!
Don't let this one get away!"
369
00:19:43,502 --> 00:19:46,670
Wow. You really don't care
about my money and my cars
370
00:19:46,738 --> 00:19:47,738
And my wine cellar?
371
00:19:47,806 --> 00:19:49,673
No. I care about you.
372
00:19:50,309 --> 00:19:51,976
(stammers)
373
00:19:52,044 --> 00:19:53,811
I just... I would feel
a lot more comfortable
374
00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:56,714
If material things
didn't come between us.
375
00:19:57,816 --> 00:20:00,552
I'm not letting you
get away
so fast, either.
376
00:20:06,058 --> 00:20:09,527
"dear trudy,
I know al feels it's best
to return the ferrari,
377
00:20:09,595 --> 00:20:11,729
"and I respect that.
378
00:20:11,797 --> 00:20:15,633
"in the short time
I was with the car,
we became very close.
379
00:20:17,703 --> 00:20:20,472
"and if at any point
you need someone
to be its big brother,
380
00:20:20,539 --> 00:20:23,274
"please know
that I'm here.
381
00:20:23,342 --> 00:20:29,213
"sincerely, tim taylor,
the man who controls
whether al works weekends."
382
00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:37,388
Hi, sweetie.
Hi. It just may be over.
383
00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:39,490
Al and trudy?
384
00:20:39,558 --> 00:20:43,361
No, no.
Me and the car.
385
00:20:43,428 --> 00:20:47,798
Al decided it was a bit
too extravagant,
so he gave the ferrari back.
386
00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:50,568
I'm sorry for your loss.
387
00:20:50,636 --> 00:20:56,207
It's not hopeless.
I'm petitioning to be
the car's big brother.
388
00:20:56,274 --> 00:20:58,743
I'm actually pretty happy.
I think trudy's
gonna be good for al.
389
00:20:58,811 --> 00:21:03,114
Yeah, I like her.
And she gave me
her pheasant recipe.
390
00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:05,550
(whistles)
391
00:21:05,617 --> 00:21:09,921
Fresh pheasant, fairly fatty,
fricassee it
with a flick of fennel,
392
00:21:09,989 --> 00:21:11,690
Fling it on the fire,
fabulous.
393
00:21:16,662 --> 00:21:18,396
Hey, everybody.
Great news!
394
00:21:18,463 --> 00:21:19,831
Hey. Your soccer team
finally lost!
395
00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:21,699
We got killed.
All right!
396
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,335
I'm excited.
Now I don't have to grow
a beard anymore.
397
00:21:24,403 --> 00:21:27,571
Yeah, and when I come
to your next home game,
I'll actually be able
398
00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:29,306
To cheer you to win.
399
00:21:29,374 --> 00:21:31,342
Yeah. I'm excited
'cause now
I can fit in with the team.
400
00:21:31,409 --> 00:21:33,111
We decided
to wax our legs.
401
00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,280
Whoa, waxing!
402
00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:39,350
A pretty weird way
for the westside warriors
403
00:21:39,418 --> 00:21:41,586
To wind their way
to the world cup.
404
00:21:45,224 --> 00:21:48,226
They've known each other
for about a month,
and she's really nice.
405
00:21:48,294 --> 00:21:51,529
I know her.
They met on tool time.
Don't you remember?
406
00:21:51,597 --> 00:21:55,800
She's that frumpy, kooky...
What?
407
00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:01,039
Yeah. She met on tool time.
She came there
just to be with al.
408
00:22:01,106 --> 00:22:02,907
She's that frumpy,
kooky woman. Right?
409
00:22:02,974 --> 00:22:04,042
Woman: Okay, one more time.
410
00:22:04,109 --> 00:22:05,209
Okay.
411
00:22:08,013 --> 00:22:11,749
She met him on tool time.
That frumpy
kook that had the...