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Welcome back
to  <i>tool time</i> on location.

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We're here in melvindale.

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That's right, heidi.
We're doing
a special renovation

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On the home
of marcy miller.
Say hi.

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Hello.

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Marcy's recently taken up
one of america's
fastest-growing hobbies,

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Collecting fine wine.

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Now, for most of us,
the collection of fine wines

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Has been associated
with rich, snooty people.

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Lovey, don't waste
the bordeaux on gilligan.

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But not anymore.
Lots of people
are collecting wine.

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And to help marcy out,

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We're converting
her whole butler's pantry
into a wine locker.

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Now, our first step is
to take out the old cabinets
and shelves here.

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Whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute.

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The first step is to
get rid of the old butler.
Excuse me.

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Jeeves, walk yourself
to the curb, but leave
the silver here. Bye-bye.

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You nut.

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Okay, we've finished
gutting our room,

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Now it's time to create
a moisture barrier.

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This allows us to control
the climate regardless
of outside conditions.

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To start,
we've covered our walls
with 3-mil plastic sheeting.

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Shields moisture out,
locks freshness in.

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Okay, the guys have
just finished installing
our climate-control system.

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This is a combination
refrigerator/humidifier,

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Which will allow marcy
to keep the room at 55 degrees
with 65% humidity.

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And a 10%
chance of showers.

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Well, we've put in
our redwood racks.

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Now, if you're on
a limited budget,

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You can substitute pvc pipe
for the redwood.

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There's marcy right now.
Marcy, what do you think of
your new wine room?

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Oh, it looks terrific.

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But these shelves
are so tall.

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Are you sure
they won't tip over?

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Not a chance.

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I fastened these to
the walls and floors
with seven-inch bolts myself.

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Added some extra weight here
for stability.

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Good thinking, tim.

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Well, I love it.
And to commemorate
the occasion,

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I'm going to add this rare
'56 mouton rothschild.

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Okay. Now, because
of the added weight,

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We've also
taken the precaution
of reinforcing the floor.

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We did?
Didn't we?

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I didn't. Did you?

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(creaking)

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(gasping)

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(bottles shattering)

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(whirring)

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Sounds great, scott.

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I can't thank you enough
for re-jetting
the carburetor for me.

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Hey, no problem.
No problem.

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Now what should I do
with all these leftover parts?

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(grunting)
oh, no!

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I'm just kidding you, buddy.
Just kidding you.

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You really know
your stuff.

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I'm really happy
heidi married a car guy.

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Well, she said
you'd have fired her
if she didn't.

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I really like your wife.
She's a great gal.

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Yeah. I'm a lucky guy, too.
Uh-huh.

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(door opening)

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Ooh. Just in time.
Mark's doing
a video on the family.

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Scott and I
just finished re-jetting
the carburetor on the nomad.

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Well, actually,
scott did it.
I watched.

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Anyway,
we're all finished.

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Week three. Dad claims
he's finished with the nomad.

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The delusion continues.

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Oh, ye of little faith.
Okay, let me put it
this way.

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The nomad is done,
finished. Finito!

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Unless we slap
a blower on her.

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(guffawing)

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This thing would run
like a scalded cat!

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Yeah.

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Yeah?

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If you would
like to learn more about
obsessive-compulsive behavior,

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Please consult
your local library.

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There's room for a blower
right over here.

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Put nitrous on those,
you'd get about 200
extra horses out of this.

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Sweetheart,
we should get going.

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Aw, he just got here.
Can't he stay
for the test drive?

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No, and he can't
sleep over, either.

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Heidi and I are having
our own slumber party.

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A slumber party?

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Yeah. They finally got
a night to themselves.
Her mom's got the baby.

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And I got my baby.

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Hey, hey, hey!
We're in a garage.

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(inhales)

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Any and all affection
must be directed
towards the car.

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Ah.

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You know, tim and I were
talking about the four of us
doing something together.

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That would be great.
I haven't had any time for fun
lately. What should we do?

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Why don't we go to dinner?

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Oh, that sounds fun,

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But we were thinking
about a wrestling match.

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We'd kill you.

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Channel 8 gave us
sportswriters free tickets.

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That's right. To see
screaming steve sanchez
versus the exterminator.

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Channel 8's tickets are
so close, you'd be wiping
sweat off your foreheads.

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I got it. I got it.
We'll go out to dinner,

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And you two can
wrestle over the check.

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So, wendy,
why don't you
tell me a little

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About why you decided
to start therapy?

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Well, work is going great.

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And I am in love
with the most wonderful man
in the world.

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I can see how that
would be a problem
for some women.

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No. The problem is
he's married.

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I'm sorry.

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How did all of this
get started?

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We used to work together.

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But we always had this great
mental chemistry.

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Do you know what it's like
when you and a man
that you are crazy about

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Are on the same
intellectual wavelength?

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No. But go on.

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Well, one night
last spring,

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I was at the tv station
where I used to work,
channel 8,

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And scott and I were
both stuck there late,

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Writing extra
sports columns...

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Hold on a second.
Did you say scott?

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Yeah, scott.
Well, anyway, it was late,
and we got hungry...

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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I just...

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I wanna make sure
that I heard you correctly.

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You did say channel 8,
the tv station?

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Yeah, the tv station.

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Anyway, it was...

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The only reason I ask
is that sometimes,

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If a patient's
under stress,

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They'll get
their facts confused,
you know?

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Like they might say tv station
when really what they mean is

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A train station
or a bus station.

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Are you under stress?

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No! No, no.
I'm fine. I'm fine.

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(sighs deeply)
go on.

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Anyway, it was late,
and scott and I
were really hungry,

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So we ended up going out
for dinner and drinks and...

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Then, the next thing
you know...

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You slept together.

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Yeah. Well,
he was a little hesitant,

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But I just could not
stop myself.

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I mean, he is so sweet
and so gorgeous.

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And he has just got
the greatest hair,
I mean...

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Yeah, blond, big shoulders,
and that whole...

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I'm just guessing.

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Well, anyway, we had
a great time together
and...

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Look what
he surprised me with.

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An owl?
Mmm-hmm.

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Well, do you think
there's any significance
to the owl?

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Well, perhaps in his mind,
it represents

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A clandestine relationship
taking place
under the cover of darkness.

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Or he just likes hooters.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm sorry.

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You're going to have to assign
another therapist to
wendy reynolds' case.

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Conflict of interest.

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This affair affects somebody
that my husband works with.

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Yeah.

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Thank you.
I really appreciate it,
doctor gerringer.

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What affair?

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I can't talk about it.

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Come on.
Some affair at work?

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Let me guess.
Let me guess.

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It's al, isn't it?
Huh?

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It's a classic case,
psychologically.

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He's way too close
to his mom.

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His house is too tidy.
He's gay, isn't he?

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It's not al.

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Don't ask me
any more questions.

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It violates my doctor/patient
confidentiality.

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I respect that, too.

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It's marv,
the camera guy, right?

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It's not marv,
and the subject is closed.

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Milton!
Milton doesn't go in

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For that sort of thing!

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It's not me, is it?

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Heidi!

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She's cheating on scott.

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The guy just rebuilt
my carburetor,
for god's sake!

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It's not heidi.
Heidi would never do
anything like that.

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Heidi wouldn't do
anything like that?

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Oh,
and you're suggesting scott
would do something like that?

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Oh, you know,
it's always the man!

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You women get up
on your high moral horse,
you know?

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This guy
would not do anything
like that! He's a car guy!

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This car guy did do that.

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I don't believe it.
He's a chevy guy.

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He's parking his chevy
in another garage.

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I don't believe it.

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Tim...

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Look, this new patient
came into my office today

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And told me that
she was having an affair

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With a good-looking, married
sportswriter named scott

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Who works at channel 8.

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"good-looking,
married sportswriter,

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"named scott who
works at channel 8."

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And you naturally assume
it's the same good-looking,
married sportswriter

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That works at channel 8,
named scott,
who's married to heidi?

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Tim, it's the same scott!

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He wined her, he dined her
and then he surprised her
with a wooden owl.

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I've never heard it
called that before.

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It's a pin.
He bought her jewelry.

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Oh.

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You can't listen
to this woman.

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I mean, she's in for therapy.
Obviously, she's a little
off-kilter.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Probably desperate.

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I mean, why else
would she be going to
a student therapist

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When she could
get a real one?

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Because there's a lot of damn
good ones out there, right?
Yeah!

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What if the affair
is still going on?

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What are we going
to do about heidi?

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Nothing!
It's not the same scott!

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How do you know?
How can you be so sure?

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Honey, listen to me.

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When you work on
a car with a guy,
you get to know him.

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You share secrets.
I would have known.

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Tim, I know you like to think
the best of your car guys,

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But I'm absolutely
certain it's him.

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You gotta talk to heidi.
I'm not talking to heidi.

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You can't talk to heidi.
I can't talk to heidi.

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It'll hurt her.
You gotta talk to scott.
I'm not talking to scott.

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No, you can't talk to scott.
I can't, no.

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And it violates
my doctor/patient
confidentiality with wendy.

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There's one more thing.
What?

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It's not the same scott.

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You're in denial!

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I am not.

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Are, too!
Are not!

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Are, too!
Are not!

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Are, too!

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For more information
on marital stress,

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Please consult
a licensed counselor.

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I'm so glad
we're finally able
to get together.

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This is fun.
Not big, greasy men
body-slamming each other.

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We'll save that
for our anniversary.

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Isn't there supposed to be
a celery stalk or pickle
in the bloody marys?

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Sometimes in life,
we do not get
everything we want.

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You know, we've been
coming to this restaurant
for 10 years.

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When are we going to get
something other
than the attitude?

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When you go to
another restaurant.

238
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,387
You know, guys,
we should order soon

239
00:11:42,454 --> 00:11:44,355
'cause I gotta get back
to the station by 10:00.

240
00:11:44,423 --> 00:11:46,091
Are you working
late again tonight?

241
00:11:46,159 --> 00:11:47,292
Yeah.

242
00:11:47,359 --> 00:11:48,259
(whispering)
yeah.

243
00:11:48,327 --> 00:11:50,796
A lot of guys
named scott work late.

244
00:11:50,897 --> 00:11:53,431
Well, I'm interviewing
that wrestler,
the exterminator.

245
00:11:53,499 --> 00:11:55,867
I'd like to know
if he really has
a metal plate in his head.

246
00:11:55,935 --> 00:11:58,770
Just take a magnet with you.

247
00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:00,372
Will you guys stop
talking about work?

248
00:12:00,439 --> 00:12:03,741
Let's just enjoy this time
while we have it, shall we?

249
00:12:07,646 --> 00:12:09,514
Look at heidi's chest.

250
00:12:12,851 --> 00:12:14,485
Okay, you just noticed?

251
00:12:17,056 --> 00:12:18,456
The pin.

252
00:12:18,524 --> 00:12:19,725
My pin? Do you like it?
Tim: Yes.

253
00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:23,061
This was a gift
from scott.
I love it.

254
00:12:23,129 --> 00:12:25,597
You know what?
I'm gonna go call the sitter
and check on amy.

255
00:12:25,665 --> 00:12:26,731
I'll be right back.

256
00:12:26,799 --> 00:12:27,732
Okay. Okay.

257
00:12:31,637 --> 00:12:33,271
Let's see...

258
00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:34,939
Well, the specials look good.

259
00:12:36,508 --> 00:12:39,110
See? I told you
it was the same scott!

260
00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:45,183
What are you hitting me for?
Scott's the one
cheating on his wife.

261
00:12:45,251 --> 00:12:46,551
What'd you say?

262
00:12:46,619 --> 00:12:48,019
We're just talking
about the pin.

263
00:12:48,087 --> 00:12:50,188
What, do you buy those
things by the gross?

264
00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:54,826
Tim?

265
00:12:54,893 --> 00:12:56,227
When you want
to go back to work,

266
00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:58,063
Do you mean
you're going back
to work on wendy?

267
00:12:58,130 --> 00:12:59,998
Will you shut up?

268
00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:01,332
What are you talking about?

269
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,667
That was
confidential information.

270
00:13:02,735 --> 00:13:04,302
What'd you tell me
in the first place for?

271
00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:06,438
I was upset for heidi.
I needed somebody
to talk to about it.

272
00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:08,973
I didn't know that
you would blurt it
all out.

273
00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:11,343
Once again,
you underestimate me.

274
00:13:12,444 --> 00:13:14,446
So you guys know
about wendy.

275
00:13:14,513 --> 00:13:16,515
I don't know what to say.

276
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:20,385
Well, I bet you know what
to say when you're working
on wendy's float bowls.

277
00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:24,889
Wendy?
Wendy reynolds.

278
00:13:26,359 --> 00:13:29,093
Scott, what's going on
with you and wendy?

279
00:13:29,161 --> 00:13:32,563
I'm guessing he's
stuffing the cannoli.

280
00:13:44,643 --> 00:13:47,445
I'll give you
two more minutes
to decide.

281
00:13:53,552 --> 00:13:55,320
You slept with
wendy reynolds.

282
00:13:55,388 --> 00:13:57,522
It was months ago
before she left the station,

283
00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,123
When you and I
were separated.

284
00:13:59,191 --> 00:14:00,992
Scott, we were separated
three weeks!

285
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:03,061
I didn't know
what I was doing.

286
00:14:03,128 --> 00:14:05,230
I was lonely.
I was miserable.

287
00:14:05,297 --> 00:14:06,531
I was lonely.
I was miserable.

288
00:14:06,599 --> 00:14:08,600
But do I jump in
the sack with tim?

289
00:14:13,005 --> 00:14:16,574
The veal looks good.

290
00:14:16,642 --> 00:14:22,046
Yeah, you know, when I was
younger, I used to call that
"veal parma-gain-ia."

291
00:14:22,114 --> 00:14:26,051
Heidi, it was
the biggest mistake
of my life.

292
00:14:26,118 --> 00:14:28,519
And I'm really,
really sorry.

293
00:14:28,587 --> 00:14:31,957
I thought we had an open
and honest relationship.

294
00:14:32,024 --> 00:14:35,160
And now I'm finding out
this whole thing has been
just a big lie.

295
00:14:35,228 --> 00:14:36,294
It's not a lie.

296
00:14:36,362 --> 00:14:37,529
Guys, I think
we should leave.

297
00:14:37,597 --> 00:14:38,597
Here's some money
for the drinks.

298
00:14:38,664 --> 00:14:40,198
I made a mistake.

299
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:41,966
Honey, that's way too much.
We just had two drinks.

300
00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:43,868
Tim!
I love you so much!

301
00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:45,303
Hold on a minute.
I don't believe you!

302
00:14:45,371 --> 00:14:46,571
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.

303
00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:49,574
Do you have change
for a $20?
Tim!

304
00:14:49,642 --> 00:14:51,843
I'm sorry that
we have to leave.

305
00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:56,848
I hope you found
the free dinner rolls
to your satisfaction.

306
00:14:58,684 --> 00:15:01,152
Actually,
they were a tad yeasty.

307
00:15:12,698 --> 00:15:14,166
Ah! Got it.

308
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:15,600
Me, too.

309
00:15:18,604 --> 00:15:20,672
Hey, what do you think
you're doing?

310
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:24,109
Doing a little sequence
on disgusting family habits.

311
00:15:24,177 --> 00:15:25,810
Oh, really?
Why don't you come upstairs?

312
00:15:25,878 --> 00:15:27,546
I'll show you what
I can do with a q-tip.

313
00:15:31,451 --> 00:15:33,918
Oh, I feel so terrible.

314
00:15:33,986 --> 00:15:36,854
So do I. I spent 20 bucks
on two drinks.

315
00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:39,790
I'm talking about
scott and heidi.

316
00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:42,427
I thought we agreed
not to say anything
about this!

317
00:15:42,495 --> 00:15:46,664
I snapped. I just
can't believe he'd do that
to my good friend heidi.

318
00:15:46,732 --> 00:15:50,435
Oh, I know.
I'm sorry.

319
00:15:50,503 --> 00:15:53,871
It's not your fault.
It's totally my fault.

320
00:15:53,939 --> 00:15:55,273
I should've known
if I told you,

321
00:15:55,341 --> 00:15:59,310
You wouldn't be able to keep
your big yap shut.

322
00:15:59,378 --> 00:16:03,148
How come when
it's your fault,
it winds up being my fault?

323
00:16:03,215 --> 00:16:07,885
No, no, no. I should
never have betrayed
my patient's confidence.

324
00:16:07,953 --> 00:16:09,887
What I did...

325
00:16:09,955 --> 00:16:13,024
I disgraced the entire
psychology profession.

326
00:16:13,092 --> 00:16:15,593
You think you got it bad?
Because of what scott did,

327
00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:18,129
It's a dark day
for all chevy guys.

328
00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:23,568
(bubbling)

329
00:16:23,636 --> 00:16:26,003
Wilson, what smells so good?

330
00:16:25,972 --> 00:16:30,008
Well, I'm making cider for
the hamtramck apple festival.

331
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,378
It's my second try.

332
00:16:33,446 --> 00:16:35,080
You know, it's amazing
how one bad apple

333
00:16:35,148 --> 00:16:37,182
Can spoil the whole bunch.

334
00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:40,285
Tell me about it.

335
00:16:40,352 --> 00:16:44,322
I just single-handedly
destroyed the whole
psychology profession.

336
00:16:44,389 --> 00:16:47,091
(laughing) well,
that's very impressive
for a student.

337
00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:51,429
Can you imagine the damage
you can do when you
actually get a license?

338
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,132
I don't know
that I deserve one.

339
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,366
Wilson: What?

340
00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:56,801
Oh.

341
00:16:56,869 --> 00:16:58,103
(sighs)

342
00:16:58,170 --> 00:17:00,105
I had a patient
come in and tell me
that she'd had an affair

343
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,007
With heidi's husband.

344
00:17:02,074 --> 00:17:05,877
Heidi found out about it
because I broke
confidentiality and told tim.

345
00:17:05,944 --> 00:17:08,079
Ah.
Now you're telling me.

346
00:17:10,682 --> 00:17:13,718
Oh, my god! I did it again.
I can't believe it!

347
00:17:13,786 --> 00:17:15,853
I'm completely hopeless.

348
00:17:15,922 --> 00:17:18,756
You know, I'm just lucky
that my supervisor
never found out what I did.

349
00:17:18,824 --> 00:17:22,026
Well, you are right
because she could've
lost her license,

350
00:17:22,094 --> 00:17:24,762
And you could've
been kicked out
of the master's program.

351
00:17:24,763 --> 00:17:26,297
Really?
Oh, really.

352
00:17:26,365 --> 00:17:29,134
Also, the school
could've been sued, and you
might've been written about

353
00:17:29,201 --> 00:17:31,870
In textbooks for
future generations to study.

354
00:17:34,406 --> 00:17:37,042
Wilson, you're not making me
feel any better.

355
00:17:37,109 --> 00:17:38,776
Well, excuse me!

356
00:17:38,844 --> 00:17:42,313
Why do I always have to be
santa's little helper?

357
00:17:42,381 --> 00:17:46,351
Well, I mean, I have wants.
I have needs. I have issues.

358
00:17:46,419 --> 00:17:47,985
But does anyone ever come
to the fence and say,

359
00:17:48,053 --> 00:17:49,721
"wilson,
do you have a problem?"

360
00:17:49,789 --> 00:17:52,156
I mean, no! It's just
"me, me, me, me!"

361
00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:59,230
Wilson,
of course you're right.

362
00:17:59,298 --> 00:18:00,932
I'm so sorry.

363
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,400
Well, I'm sorry,
neighborette,

364
00:18:02,468 --> 00:18:05,903
But, I guess,
even I sometimes need
somebody to open up to.

365
00:18:05,971 --> 00:18:08,840
Well, you can open
up to me any time.

366
00:18:08,907 --> 00:18:10,742
Of course,
I don't know
why you'd want to.

367
00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:13,278
Jill,
if I wasn't comfortable
talking to you,

368
00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:15,647
I couldn't have snapped
the way I did.

369
00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:17,682
Really?
Really.

370
00:18:17,749 --> 00:18:20,551
You know, you're
a very good listener.

371
00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:24,189
I think you'll make
a very fine therapist.

372
00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:26,123
(chuckling)
thank you, wilson.

373
00:18:27,693 --> 00:18:30,060
I still feel bad
about heidi, though.

374
00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:35,166
Well, why don't you
take her a peace offering
of some nice apple cider?

375
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,967
This is
a secret family recipe.

376
00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:39,203
It smells so good.
What's in it?

377
00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:41,406
Yeah, like I'd tell you.

378
00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:46,010
(phone ringing)

379
00:18:48,314 --> 00:18:49,580
Would you grab
that please, brad?

380
00:18:49,648 --> 00:18:51,382
If it's scott, tell him
I don't want to talk to him.

381
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:54,552
You want me to tell him
you're washing
your hair again?

382
00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:57,389
Just tell him
I'm working on my car
with somebody else.

383
00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:00,158
Hello?

384
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,660
Hey, scott.
How're you doing?

385
00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:06,231
No, no. He's actually
not here right now.

386
00:19:06,299 --> 00:19:09,300
Oh, really?
You have tickets
to the lions game.

387
00:19:12,471 --> 00:19:14,906
Fifty-yard line?

388
00:19:14,974 --> 00:19:18,176
No, no.
I'm afraid my dad's
not interested.

389
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,811
No, but you know
I am, right?

390
00:19:19,879 --> 00:19:21,712
All right, cool.

391
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:23,081
All right,
I'll see you Sunday then.

392
00:19:23,149 --> 00:19:25,049
All righty. Bye.

393
00:19:25,117 --> 00:19:27,418
Well, you sure
showed him, huh?

394
00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:36,828
What's that?

395
00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:39,297
Oh,
it's just some apple cider
that wilson gave me.

396
00:19:39,364 --> 00:19:41,432
He's acting
kind of peculiar.

397
00:19:42,401 --> 00:19:44,402
You have any idea why?
Mmm-hmm.

398
00:19:44,469 --> 00:19:46,370
Try some of that cider.

399
00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:49,007
(doorbell rings)

400
00:19:54,813 --> 00:19:56,147
Heidi?
Hi.

401
00:19:56,214 --> 00:19:57,749
Come on in.

402
00:19:57,817 --> 00:19:59,216
Hi, tim.
Tim: Hi, heidi.

403
00:19:59,284 --> 00:20:00,919
Can I talk to you guys
for a second?

404
00:20:00,986 --> 00:20:04,021
Yes. Yes. Please, do.
I'm so glad that you came.

405
00:20:04,089 --> 00:20:05,590
We wanted to
come and find you.

406
00:20:05,658 --> 00:20:11,095
We both feel just terrible
about what happened
yesterday.

407
00:20:11,163 --> 00:20:13,098
Yeah, well,
it was pretty embarrassing

408
00:20:13,165 --> 00:20:15,100
To find out
about scott's affair

409
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:17,501
In front of my friend
and my boss.

410
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:20,605
And the waiter.

411
00:20:20,672 --> 00:20:24,275
The truth is,
in all that awkwardness,
I'm really glad it came out.

412
00:20:24,877 --> 00:20:26,678
You are?

413
00:20:26,746 --> 00:20:29,280
Thanks to you guys,
scott and I ended up
having a huge fight.

414
00:20:29,348 --> 00:20:32,050
Glad we could help.

415
00:20:32,117 --> 00:20:34,285
First we yelled
and then, we cried,

416
00:20:34,353 --> 00:20:37,422
But then we really started
to examine our
whole relationship.

417
00:20:37,489 --> 00:20:39,790
Tim and I have found
that fighting really helps
our relationship.

418
00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:43,561
In fact,
if we don't fight for awhile,
we really start to miss it.

419
00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:47,832
I don't miss it.

420
00:20:49,268 --> 00:20:50,835
Yes, you do.
No, I don't.

421
00:20:50,903 --> 00:20:52,636
Yeah, you do.

422
00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:55,439
Yeah, the important thing
is that you and scott are
on the right track.

423
00:20:55,507 --> 00:20:56,908
No, I don't.

424
00:20:58,811 --> 00:21:02,213
Yeah. I think scott and I
are going to be able to
work through this.

425
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:05,616
And tim can start taking
scott's calls again.

426
00:21:05,684 --> 00:21:08,353
Great. I'm really glad.
Heidi: Yeah.

427
00:21:09,888 --> 00:21:11,422
You do, you know?

428
00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:13,023
No, I don't.
Do.

429
00:21:13,992 --> 00:21:15,426
<i>No, I don't.</i>
<i>Do.</i>

430
00:21:15,494 --> 00:21:18,062
<i>Don't.</i>
<i>Do.</i>

431
00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:21,599
Someone's having an affair
at  <i>tool time?</i> Tell me!
I'll guess! I'll guess! Um...

432
00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:22,800
I don't have the pan.

433
00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:24,268
Well, I can't help you there.
Um...

434
00:21:26,739 --> 00:21:28,205
Hold on a minute.

435
00:21:28,274 --> 00:21:31,242
Hold that thought.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.

436
00:21:32,244 --> 00:21:34,379
Wendy?
Wendy reynolds?

437
00:21:34,447 --> 00:21:38,116
Scott, what's going on
with you and wendy?

438
00:21:38,184 --> 00:21:41,752
I'm guessing he's
hiding the rigatoni.

439
00:21:48,026 --> 00:21:49,727
You know your stuff.

440
00:21:49,795 --> 00:21:51,295
You know,
and I can't tell you how
important it is for me

441
00:21:51,363 --> 00:21:52,564
To have you a car guy
because...

442
00:21:52,631 --> 00:21:53,864
I just don't know the line.