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Welcome to
tool time
on location.
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Today we're coming to you
from hernando's junkyard.
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Thank you, heidi.
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Well, right now I'm standing
next to a pile of old,
useless debris.
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And of course there's
the rest of the stuff
in the junkyard.
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Now, most of us will
probably go through
our entire lives
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Without ever visiting
an auto-salvage yard.
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I, for one,
as a child
spent hours
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Frolicking through
this junkyard
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Next to all these old,
rusted hulks.
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The noxious chemicals,
the pools of freon and oil.
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(grunting)
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That explains so much.
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But not anymore.
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The revered junkyard's
no longer a hip,
happening place to be.
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Kids today have
malls to go to.
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Do you suppose they
call it a junkyard
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Because this is where
the chinese people
keep their old vessels?
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"that one's got
a big hole in it!
Move it to the back!"
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I don't
think so, tim.
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And to guide us through
this boulevard of
broken dreams is
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The owner
of hernando's, larry.
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Larry, how're you doing?
Hey, tool man.
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Where's hernando?
Hey, al.
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Oh, he went to that
great junkyard
in the sky.
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Years ago.
Yeah. Actually,
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Hernando's ashes,
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They're in the ashtray
of that metropolitan
right there.
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It was a great service,
very emotional.
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Put him in there
butt-first.
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When I was a kid,
remember that dog
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That used to bother me
all the time?
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You're talking
about snuggles?
Snuggles, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
He's still here.
That's impossible.
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In dog years
he'd be, well, old.
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He's right over here.
Look for yourself.
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He likes the shade
of this hudson here.
I don't know why.
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What do you say,
snuggles? Remember me?
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(growling)
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(chuckles)
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I haven't seen him
move like that in years.
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He must really hate you.
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He's probably still miffed
since I told him
he had to stop dating my leg.
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Moving along.
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Now, you're probably
wondering how anybody
could find anything
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In a junkyard.
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Well, you know,
these days pretty much
everything is computerized.
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(clicks tongue) of course,
that's the only computer
I need, you know?
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A place for everything,
and everything in its place.
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All right,
mr. Organization.
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How about this?
A 1967 dodge slant six.
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Starter motor.
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There you go.
Slant six.
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There's your starter
right there.
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You have to try just
a little bit harder
to stump old larry.
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All right, larry.
How about this?
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A thermostat cover
to a bonneville. A 428.
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How about right here
on the end of the old
bathroom key?
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That's just freaky.
No, that's just lucky.
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Oh, yeah.
And your career
is built on,
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Like, talent
and skill, right?
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Moving on, larry.
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Tim: All right, now
it's time to take a look
at the big daddy
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Of junkyard equipment.
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Car crusher.
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All right, larry.
Why don't you tell our crowd
something about this?
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I'll be glad to, tim.
This portable car crusher
is powered by
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A 120-horsepower
detroit diesel.
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It will crush
a two-ton car
down to 12 inches.
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And my guess is,
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These are
the gallant road warriors
awaiting their final fate.
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Ah. Sweet galaxie,
noble skylark.
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And look at this,
a corvair convertible.
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My first car
was a corvair.
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Just like this.
Same color, actually.
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Even the same
western michigan
parking sticker
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On the windshield.
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Wait a minute.
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I think this is my car.
When did this come in?
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It came in about
a year ago.
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It's been picked
pretty clean.
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No kidding.
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I should've never
sold this car.
Tim, we're still rolling.
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Well, she's here
if you want her.
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For now.
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(yowling)
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Week four.
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The everyday existence
of a typical suburban family.
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This is good. This is good.
You can get me studying.
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A middle-aged mom
goes back to school
to recapture her youth.
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Pathetic?
You be the judge.
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You want pathetic?
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Why don't you
take some shots
of a 14-year-old
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Who never gets
an allowance?
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And cut.
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(scoffs)
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Hello!
Hello! How was
soccer practice?
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Great. Great. I have
something for you.
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Stinky soccer clothes
you should be
laundering yourself?
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Ah, no. A hug.
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(laughing)
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I'll take that.
Oh, I've got
something for you.
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This is the application
for the university
of pennsylvania.
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Oh, cool. Cool.
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You know,
a lot of guys on the team
are sending in video resumes
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Along with
their applications.
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You mean like
soccer highlights?
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Yeah. And talking
about themselves.
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If I did one, it would be
a chance to show those
colleges "brad, the guy."
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I'm sure they're waiting
by their mailboxes.
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(scoffing)
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Anyways,
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I'd love to do
a video but I heard
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These guys charge,
like, a thousand bucks.
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Well, you know,
I know somebody
that's really talented
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Who could do it
for considerably less.
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You've gotta
be kidding! Mark?
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You already got the camera.
You could do the editing
at school.
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We'll pay for the tape.
Well,
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Doing an interesting video
about brad would be
a real tough challenge.
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Yeah and me getting through
without killing you
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Would be an even
tougher challenge,
wouldn't it?
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This is great!
Teamwork!
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All right.
Well, let's go upstairs
and discuss my hair options.
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Hi, there.
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Oh, hi. Hi.
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You smell good.
Where have you been?
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The junkyard.
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On the way home,
I picked you up
something real special.
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You did?
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(chuckles)
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"the gabor sisters
beauty sampler."
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Well, this is
so thoughtful.
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You're not getting
another car.
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Well, it's not really
a car car.
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It's more of
a shell of a car.
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You know, I want to
buy it from the junkyard.
$165, come on!
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And eventually it'll become
my next project.
What do you think?
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Until then
that hunk of junk just sits,
what? Out in the front yard?
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Actually, in the driveway.
Oh, man!
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Just for a couple of months
till I find a place
to store it. You know?
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It'll start snowing soon.
You won't even see it.
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And then once the snow melts,
then we have a rusted
hunk of junk.
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It's already
a rusted hunk of junk.
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But this is, get this,
my first car.
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Your first car,
your third car,
your 20-third car...
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No, no, no.
You don't understand.
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This is the first car
I ever owned.
It's that old corvair.
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Honey, you don't have
the time to work
on this car.
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And we don't have
the space to store it
until you have the time.
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We certainly
don't have the money.
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I mean, it'll cost
a fortune to restore it.
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And we gotta save that money
for the kids' college funds.
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Okay, okay.
I understand all that.
But this is fate.
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I mean, what are
the odds of me
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Crossing paths
with my old corvair?
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Better than the odds of me
letting you bring it home.
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Hey, mark.
Maybe I used
too much mousse.
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You look like
a pineapple.
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Let me see
your script.
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I don't have a script.
I figured I was just
gonna wing it.
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Won't the ivy league
love that?
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Look, I just don't want
my video looking like
everybody else's.
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All right,
you ready?
Yeah.
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And action.
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Yo, yo, yo, what's up?
I'm brad, I'm bad.
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This is my pad.
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This is where I kick back
when I'm not kicking
in all those goals.
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Oh, oh, look at
who just walked in.
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Folks, this is
the number-one lady
in my life.
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Hey, mom,
say hi.
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Hi.
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No matter how many goals
I score or how many
tests I ace,
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I always make time
for my main mom.
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No, honey, no.
You're laying
it on real thick.
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What am I
supposed to say?
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Hi, my name is brad.
I really love to play soccer.
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And I'd love to come play
for your school.
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That's better.
Hey, hey, hey.
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I'm tim taylor.
I'm brad's dad.
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I just found
my first car today.
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I'd like to keep it
but somebody,
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I won't mention names,
won't let me.
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Cut.
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(humming)
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Hey, wilson.
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Well, top o' the morning
to you, taylor lass.
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What are you
doing there?
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Oh, some friends
of mine from ireland
are getting married.
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I'm building
them a wedding arch.
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It's really beautiful.
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Well, thank you
very much.
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So, how are things
over in taylorville?
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Ah, well,
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For starters, tim got me
a gabor sisters
beauty sampler.
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Ah, he bought
another car, huh?
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He's pushing for it.
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He found a shell
in the junkyard.
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And he doesn't have the time
or the money to spend on it.
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And we have no place
to store it.
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But just because
it's his first car,
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He thinks it's this
really big deal...
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Now, wait...
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
just a second.
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Tim found
his first car?
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Apparently, you think
it's a big deal, too?
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I would kill
for my first car.
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You know, it was
a little morris minor.
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I'll never forget it.
Gosh, I miss it!
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You keep a picture of it
in your wallet?
Hmm.
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What is the deal with men
and their first cars?
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Well, jill,
sometimes in our society,
a young man's self-image is
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Defined by his
first automobile.
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00:10:05,658 --> 00:10:08,326
No. You're saying
that men define
who they are as human beings
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By four wheels
and an engine?
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Don't you think
that's kind of shallow?
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No, I don't think so.
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No, of course, you don't.
You're one of them.
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(laughing)
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No. The first car
represents freedom
and independence.
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I tell you, there's
nothing more exhilarating
for a young man
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Than getting behind
the wheel of the car,
revving up that engine,
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Racing off to
his first mozart festival.
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Well, maybe
that's just me.
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I don't get it. I just...
I guess it's just because
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I was never emotionally
attached to a car.
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Well, jill, have you
ever had any rite
of passage
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That showed
your independence?
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Yeah. When I moved out
of my parents' house
and got my own apartment.
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It was so cute.
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(chuckling)
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I had these
doobie brothers posters
plastered all over the walls.
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And this waterbed
that would slosh
whenever I was...
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Did I mention
the doobie brothers posters?
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Ah, yes, yes.
Yes, you did.
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So, you're saying that to tim,
this is way more than
a rusted hunk of metal.
236
00:11:16,562 --> 00:11:20,432
Yes. Just think of it
as your apartment,
without the sloshing.
237
00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:27,306
So, if you're looking
for a star forward who's
got all the right moves
238
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,608
On and off the field,
you gotta think brad.
239
00:11:29,675 --> 00:11:31,610
All right?
You got two choices.
240
00:11:31,677 --> 00:11:34,245
I could play for you,
or I could play against you.
241
00:11:34,313 --> 00:11:36,347
Either way,
I'll see you this fall.
242
00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:39,217
Hasta la vista, baby.
243
00:11:45,658 --> 00:11:48,092
Tim, I was thinking
about this thing
with the first car.
244
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,295
I've been thinking
about it all day.
That's why I'm cooking dinner
245
00:11:50,363 --> 00:11:51,963
To keep my mind off it.
Just keep cooking,
246
00:11:52,031 --> 00:11:53,632
Cutting, cooking,
cutting, cooking...
You can have the car.
247
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,033
That's how bad
it's gotten to me.
248
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:58,403
I swear I just heard you say,
"you could have the car."
249
00:11:58,471 --> 00:12:02,374
Cut and cook.
Cut and cook...
I did.
250
00:12:02,441 --> 00:12:06,644
Now, don't toy with me.
I'm in
a very delicate condition.
251
00:12:06,712 --> 00:12:09,280
You can have the car.
Wilson said
that he'd store it.
252
00:12:09,348 --> 00:12:10,649
I can have the car?
253
00:12:10,717 --> 00:12:11,683
You can have the car.
254
00:12:11,751 --> 00:12:14,252
Say it again.
You can have the car.
255
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,221
God bless those
gabor sisters!
256
00:12:16,288 --> 00:12:17,890
(laughing)
257
00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:22,194
Hey, larry!
258
00:12:22,262 --> 00:12:24,263
I've come to get
the car!
259
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:26,364
Oh, uh...
260
00:12:28,601 --> 00:12:30,001
Look, snuggles,
I'm just here
to get my car
261
00:12:30,069 --> 00:12:32,037
And then I'm gonna
take off, okay?
262
00:12:32,104 --> 00:12:33,838
(barking)
263
00:12:35,074 --> 00:12:37,108
Look! Poodle!
264
00:12:38,611 --> 00:12:40,745
Look there.
265
00:12:41,981 --> 00:12:44,316
Wait a minute! Larry!
266
00:12:54,193 --> 00:12:56,594
I'm gonna hold you
personally responsible
for this!
267
00:12:56,662 --> 00:12:58,129
(barking)
268
00:13:02,802 --> 00:13:04,636
Well, hi, honey.
Did you get your car?
269
00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:08,106
Yeah. I got there just in time
to see it turned into a big,
steel tortilla.
270
00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:09,841
Oh, my god!
271
00:13:09,843 --> 00:13:11,576
And on the way home
I realized I'm an idiot.
272
00:13:11,644 --> 00:13:13,478
Do you want to know
why I'm an idiot?
273
00:13:13,546 --> 00:13:15,947
Because you listened to me
and you didn't get the car?
274
00:13:16,015 --> 00:13:18,216
If only it were
that simple.
275
00:13:19,218 --> 00:13:20,585
All the way home
in the car,
276
00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:21,986
I was trying to figure out
a way to blame you.
277
00:13:22,054 --> 00:13:23,488
Truth is,
it's my fault.
278
00:13:23,556 --> 00:13:25,724
I should never have
sold that corvair
in the first place.
279
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,760
You can't blame
yourself for selling
a car 25 years ago.
280
00:13:28,828 --> 00:13:31,663
Oh, watch me.
281
00:13:31,731 --> 00:13:34,566
So what if it had 130,000
well-earned miles on it?
282
00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:36,701
So what if
the defroster never
worked in the wintertime?
283
00:13:36,769 --> 00:13:40,906
So what if the muffler
sounded like al's mom after
a whole day of beano? Huh?
284
00:13:40,973 --> 00:13:42,340
Honey, you want
a nice cup of tea?
285
00:13:42,408 --> 00:13:43,875
A cup of tea's
not gonna cut it!
286
00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:45,276
Bratwurst?
287
00:13:48,581 --> 00:13:52,817
You know the sad irony,
the cruel irony here?
The car crusher?
288
00:13:52,885 --> 00:13:54,552
It was a binford.
Oh.
289
00:13:56,288 --> 00:13:57,555
Hey, dad,
you get the car?
290
00:13:57,623 --> 00:13:58,789
I'm an idiot.
You want to know why?
291
00:13:58,857 --> 00:14:00,691
No. No need to explain.
292
00:14:03,695 --> 00:14:06,097
Your dad's car
got crunched
at the junkyard
293
00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:08,799
And it's all my fault.
I wish there was
something I could do.
294
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:12,203
We could try to find him
an old corvair frame.
295
00:14:12,271 --> 00:14:14,005
That's a great idea.
296
00:14:14,073 --> 00:14:15,606
I could check
all the junkyards,
297
00:14:15,674 --> 00:14:17,175
Go through his
old car magazines.
298
00:14:17,243 --> 00:14:18,976
Yeah. You could even
check the internet.
299
00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:21,012
You could help me.
300
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,981
Why would I help you?
301
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,885
Because, brad, no matter
how many goals you score,
302
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:29,354
No matter how many
tests you ace,
303
00:14:29,422 --> 00:14:32,157
You've always got time
for your main mom.
304
00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:38,663
Brad, do you think
that your father
would notice
305
00:14:38,731 --> 00:14:40,665
If the corvair
was a '67?
306
00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:43,968
Mom, dad would notice
if the dipstick was
the wrong color.
307
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,604
No, thanks. Bye.
308
00:14:46,739 --> 00:14:48,039
Well,
309
00:14:48,107 --> 00:14:51,009
That was the last junkyard.
So much for that good idea.
310
00:14:51,076 --> 00:14:53,344
Hey, mom, check out
the corvair club magazine.
311
00:14:53,412 --> 00:14:56,314
There's a guy selling
a '66 corvair
just like dad's.
312
00:14:56,382 --> 00:14:57,683
Let me see here.
313
00:14:59,118 --> 00:15:00,819
Well, you know what?
Maybe I should call him.
314
00:15:00,887 --> 00:15:03,521
He might have
a lead on a frame.
315
00:15:03,589 --> 00:15:06,158
Yeah. It says
he's the president
of the corvair club.
316
00:15:06,225 --> 00:15:08,693
If anyone's gonna know,
it's gonna be him.
317
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,029
Hello. Is this
gunther frank?
318
00:15:12,632 --> 00:15:15,667
Oh, sorry.
Gunther frank?
319
00:15:19,038 --> 00:15:20,872
Uh...
320
00:15:20,939 --> 00:15:26,211
Gunther, I saw your car
in the corvair club magazine.
And I was wondering...
321
00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:28,846
Yes, yes,
it's wunderbar.
322
00:15:30,082 --> 00:15:32,551
It's very,
very wunderbar. Yeah.
323
00:15:32,618 --> 00:15:34,719
No, no, I'm not
looking for that car.
324
00:15:34,787 --> 00:15:37,389
I'm looking for that car,
only a junker.
325
00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:40,658
You do?
326
00:15:40,726 --> 00:15:45,363
Oh, great! Okay.
Well, where would
we go to meet you?
327
00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:48,032
Yeah, yeah. We'll be
right over there.
328
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:52,670
Auf wiedersehen to you,
too, gunther.
329
00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:55,540
Here at binford,
we're not just tool people.
Darn it, we're educators!
330
00:15:55,608 --> 00:15:59,110
That's right. Each week tim
teaches you what not to do.
331
00:16:00,946 --> 00:16:03,381
(mock laughter)
332
00:16:03,449 --> 00:16:05,784
After a recent
automotive loss
in my life,
333
00:16:05,851 --> 00:16:08,653
I convinced binford
to start a program
that will educate kids,
334
00:16:08,721 --> 00:16:10,521
And save cars
at the same time.
335
00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:13,892
Our aim is to get the kids
off the street and into
the garage restoring cars.
336
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,928
Now, binford will
supply the tools
and the work space,
337
00:16:16,996 --> 00:16:19,230
But we need you to
supply the vehicle.
338
00:16:19,298 --> 00:16:21,199
Now where are we
gonna get those cars?
339
00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:23,001
Both: Hmm.
340
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,235
Welcome to...
341
00:16:24,303 --> 00:16:25,136
(horn honking)
342
00:16:25,204 --> 00:16:27,638
(both reading)
343
00:16:27,706 --> 00:16:30,241
That's right. Today
we've got some pictures
of junkyard cars
344
00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:33,411
That you can save
from a crushing,
cruel fate.
345
00:16:33,479 --> 00:16:36,247
Now some of these pictures
might be a bit graphic
for the youngsters
346
00:16:36,315 --> 00:16:37,815
So, hide them now.
347
00:16:39,218 --> 00:16:41,219
(screaming)
348
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,357
Anyway, first up
we have
349
00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:51,362
A 1972 mercury comet
for only $340.
350
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:55,133
The body's actually
held up pretty well,
unlike some of us.
351
00:16:56,235 --> 00:16:57,635
Little bit of work,
she's back to new.
352
00:16:57,703 --> 00:16:58,804
Does she deserve to die?
353
00:16:58,871 --> 00:17:00,438
I don't think so.
354
00:17:00,506 --> 00:17:02,240
So, come on, people.
Pick up those phones
355
00:17:02,308 --> 00:17:05,443
And call 1-600-z-carz-4-u.
356
00:17:06,779 --> 00:17:08,914
Operators are
standing by.
357
00:17:08,981 --> 00:17:11,449
(phone ringing)
358
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:13,185
Adopt a car.
Adopt a car.
359
00:17:13,252 --> 00:17:17,222
Okay. Now,
our second item up to sponsor
is a 1963 chevrolet impala.
360
00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:19,457
It needs wheels,
tires, running gear.
Pretty much everything.
361
00:17:19,525 --> 00:17:22,794
Action figure
sold separately.
362
00:17:22,861 --> 00:17:26,097
Sponsor this for $200
and you can turn this
into a kid's first car.
363
00:17:26,165 --> 00:17:28,532
And he can fill it
with his own memories, huh?
364
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,435
Call now, will you? $200.
Sponsor this car.
365
00:17:34,006 --> 00:17:38,343
I can't hear
the phones ringing.
Hello?
366
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:41,713
All right,
you call right now,
lunch with the tool man.
367
00:17:45,251 --> 00:17:47,852
All right, all right.
Lunch with heidi.
368
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,688
(phone ringing)
369
00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:54,792
Why won't
the garage door open?
370
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,361
Well, I don't know.
371
00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:58,930
I tell you not to lock that.
Then I can't pull the car in.
372
00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:01,366
Well, why don't you
check it out?
373
00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:09,741
What do you think?
What is it?
374
00:18:12,478 --> 00:18:14,979
It's a 1966
corvair corsa,
375
00:18:15,047 --> 00:18:17,381
Four on the floor,
140 horses.
376
00:18:19,117 --> 00:18:21,619
You brought my car back
from the grave! Hallelujah!
377
00:18:21,687 --> 00:18:22,987
(chuckling)
378
00:18:23,055 --> 00:18:25,356
It's not your car.
I know that.
379
00:18:25,424 --> 00:18:27,391
This is beautiful.
What's it doing
in the garage?
380
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,160
I bought it.
You what?
381
00:18:29,227 --> 00:18:30,962
I was just gonna
buy a frame.
382
00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:34,833
But the guy gave me
such a good deal,
I couldn't resist it.
383
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,101
What did you
pay for this?
Nothing.
384
00:18:37,169 --> 00:18:38,336
What?
385
00:18:38,403 --> 00:18:40,404
I traded
my healey for it.
386
00:18:45,243 --> 00:18:48,746
You traded your fully-restored
austin-healey just so
I could have this?
387
00:18:48,814 --> 00:18:50,314
Yeah, I did.
388
00:18:50,382 --> 00:18:52,517
You got freaking ripped off.
389
00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:02,126
Why? What do you mean?
390
00:19:02,194 --> 00:19:05,229
As much as I love corvairs,
a healey's worth a lot more
than this.
391
00:19:05,297 --> 00:19:08,732
Oh, I like this car.
The whole family fits in it.
392
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,769
It has an electrical system
that actually works.
393
00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:16,241
Is this gunther's car?
394
00:19:16,309 --> 00:19:19,477
You know gunther?
395
00:19:19,544 --> 00:19:22,113
Everybody knows gunther.
He's the chairman
of the corvair club.
396
00:19:22,181 --> 00:19:24,448
Well, wait.
I don't get it.
Do you like it or not?
397
00:19:24,516 --> 00:19:28,186
I love this. I love this.
This is the nicest thing
you've ever done for me.
398
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,321
But we've gotta take it back
and get the healey back,
you know?
399
00:19:30,389 --> 00:19:32,623
I can't accept this.
Why not?
400
00:19:33,993 --> 00:19:35,626
Well, I wanted
my corvair back. Not his.
401
00:19:35,694 --> 00:19:37,662
Well, it's practically
the same.
402
00:19:37,729 --> 00:19:39,063
Well, it's not
really about the car.
403
00:19:39,131 --> 00:19:40,765
It's about what
it represented to me.
404
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,901
When I bought the corvair,
all my v8 buddies
thought it was, like,
405
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:45,336
The biggest geek mobile.
But I loved it.
406
00:19:45,404 --> 00:19:47,305
The reason I...
Well,
407
00:19:47,372 --> 00:19:49,908
Your sense of self
was defined by your
first set of wheels.
408
00:19:49,975 --> 00:19:51,276
Exactly. I mean,
on the surface,
409
00:19:51,343 --> 00:19:52,877
Corvairs seemed
like they were
the geek mobile,
410
00:19:52,945 --> 00:19:55,479
But under the surface,
they were, like, cutting edge.
411
00:19:55,547 --> 00:19:57,715
But I still want to
take it back.
Okay.
412
00:19:57,783 --> 00:19:59,217
Tomorrow we'll do that.
But right now
413
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,252
Let's take an imaginary trip
in my old corvair.
414
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,620
Ooh. Okay.
415
00:20:02,688 --> 00:20:03,922
Okay.
416
00:20:03,989 --> 00:20:06,124
All right,
shut your eyes.
417
00:20:06,192 --> 00:20:08,026
Tell me what
your mind sees.
418
00:20:08,093 --> 00:20:11,462
Oh, it's nothing I see,
it's what I smell.
419
00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:13,231
Your hai karate.
420
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:18,235
Christmas gift
from aunt barb.
Mmm-hmm.
421
00:20:18,237 --> 00:20:20,438
Went to a drive-in
movie off campus.
422
00:20:20,506 --> 00:20:23,041
Double feature. Omen.
423
00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:24,108
Exorcist.
424
00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:25,276
Oh, yeah!
425
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:27,445
(moaning)
426
00:20:27,512 --> 00:20:29,780
Your mother
shops at penney's!
427
00:20:32,151 --> 00:20:34,185
You were so freaked out.
Me?
428
00:20:34,253 --> 00:20:37,788
You were the one
that had your head buried
in my chest all night.
429
00:20:39,758 --> 00:20:43,261
That wasn't 'cause
I was freaked out.
430
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,196
I knew that.
You did the same thing
when we saw
431
00:20:45,264 --> 00:20:47,565
The sound of music.
432
00:20:47,632 --> 00:20:50,435
The hills were alive.
433
00:20:50,502 --> 00:20:53,804
I don't know about alive.
But they were a lot
higher then.
434
00:20:53,872 --> 00:20:55,406
(sighing)
435
00:20:55,473 --> 00:20:57,508
Didn't we go to that
doobie brothers concert
in this car?
436
00:20:57,576 --> 00:20:59,243
Yes.
Yeah.
437
00:20:59,311 --> 00:21:00,845
And then we went back
to your place and...
438
00:21:00,913 --> 00:21:02,246
Sloshed.
439
00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:04,949
(chuckling)
440
00:21:10,456 --> 00:21:12,756
(kids cheering on tv)
441
00:21:15,728 --> 00:21:17,995
Hello. My name is brad.
I really love to play soccer.
442
00:21:18,063 --> 00:21:20,865
And I'd love to come play
for your school.
443
00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:25,436
Jill: Hey, that was great.
444
00:21:25,503 --> 00:21:26,971
I don't get it.
445
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:29,106
You only used
one line of dialog
I gave you.
446
00:21:29,174 --> 00:21:31,442
What happened to
all my great interviews?
447
00:21:31,477 --> 00:21:33,178
I burned them.
448
00:21:34,012 --> 00:21:35,813
'cause I care.
449
00:21:35,881 --> 00:21:39,383
Mark, I think
that thing was great.
It really was a good job.
450
00:21:39,451 --> 00:21:41,686
How about this?
You come behind
the scenes of tool time
451
00:21:41,754 --> 00:21:44,856
And do a brilliant documentary
on dear old dad.
452
00:21:44,923 --> 00:21:47,358
Dad, I'm an artist,
not a magician.
453
00:21:51,363 --> 00:21:53,298
We're educators!
454
00:21:53,365 --> 00:21:55,400
Yeah!
Yeah!
455
00:21:55,467 --> 00:21:58,102
(exclaiming)
456
00:22:03,442 --> 00:22:06,578
(mumbling)
457
00:22:06,645 --> 00:22:09,314
Right now let's take
an imaginary trip
in my old corvair.
458
00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:11,316
Oh, if you can
open it, you mean?
459
00:22:11,383 --> 00:22:12,883
(fake crying)