1 00:00:01,521 --> 00:00:04,290 You know, if I wasn't me, I would hate me. 2 00:00:05,825 --> 00:00:08,627 Well, I'm not you and I can see your point. 3 00:00:10,730 --> 00:00:16,235 Oh, man! Who's stinking up my refrigerator with this octopus? 4 00:00:16,302 --> 00:00:18,938 That's monique. She's my date for the hockey game. 5 00:00:20,974 --> 00:00:25,845 Explain to me again why red wing fans throw octopi on the ice. 6 00:00:25,913 --> 00:00:29,881 Because sushi is way too expensive, honey. 7 00:00:29,949 --> 00:00:32,084 All right, guys, I'll be home by midnight. What car should I take? 8 00:00:32,152 --> 00:00:34,553 Uh, better take the nomad. I'm gonna use the mustang for the hockey game. 9 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:37,356 No, you can't take the nomad. I'm going to the movies with patty. 10 00:00:37,423 --> 00:00:39,591 What about the healey? Is it running? 11 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:41,660 (laughing) 12 00:00:41,728 --> 00:00:43,629 Guys, what am I supposed to use for transportation? 13 00:00:43,696 --> 00:00:45,031 Use your bike. 14 00:00:46,733 --> 00:00:48,568 Dad, I'm going on a date. 15 00:00:48,635 --> 00:00:49,969 You ride up to her house, you ring the bell a couple of times, 16 00:00:50,036 --> 00:00:51,537 Chicks dig that stuff. 17 00:00:53,072 --> 00:00:54,507 Guys, this is ridiculous. 18 00:00:54,574 --> 00:00:56,442 I mean, we have three cars and I still don't have anything to drive. 19 00:00:56,510 --> 00:00:58,177 I mean, when am I going to get my own car? 20 00:00:58,245 --> 00:00:59,979 We're not gonna just give you a car, brad. 21 00:01:00,046 --> 00:01:01,414 Well, dad, that's why I've been working so hard. 22 00:01:01,481 --> 00:01:03,015 I mean, I've saved over $2,000. 23 00:01:03,082 --> 00:01:05,284 And on my last report card I got all a's and b's. 24 00:01:05,352 --> 00:01:06,686 You saved $2,000? 25 00:01:06,753 --> 00:01:09,154 Hold on. You got all a's and b's? 26 00:01:11,324 --> 00:01:12,858 Yes. Really? 27 00:01:12,926 --> 00:01:16,061 I'm proud of you, man. I'm telling you, that's good work. 28 00:01:16,129 --> 00:01:17,996 But I think this is... 29 00:01:18,064 --> 00:01:20,499 The last thing your mom wants around here right now is another car. 30 00:01:20,567 --> 00:01:23,135 Actually, I was just thinking that he's worked very hard 31 00:01:23,203 --> 00:01:25,470 And deserves his own car. 32 00:01:25,538 --> 00:01:27,172 Really? Really? 33 00:01:28,541 --> 00:01:29,941 Well, sure. I mean, he's saved a lot of money 34 00:01:30,009 --> 00:01:31,277 And we could match that, couldn't we? 35 00:01:31,344 --> 00:01:32,611 Sure we could match that. Brad: Yeah! 36 00:01:32,679 --> 00:01:34,179 And on top of that, I'll spend every waking moment 37 00:01:34,247 --> 00:01:36,081 Getting you the best car possible. 38 00:01:36,216 --> 00:01:37,449 Cool. Thanks. Yeah! 39 00:01:37,518 --> 00:01:39,585 You know what I'm thinking of doing? What? 40 00:01:39,653 --> 00:01:41,521 I'll get an old mercury. I'll chop it. I'll make a custom out of it. 41 00:01:41,588 --> 00:01:43,322 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! An old camaro! 42 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:45,123 Update it, put a vette rear end in it. I got it! 43 00:01:45,191 --> 00:01:46,458 Dad... No. Wait a minute. Stop. Stop. 44 00:01:46,526 --> 00:01:47,659 I'll go with it... Dad. 45 00:01:47,794 --> 00:01:48,894 Maybe I'll get an off-the-road thing. Dad! 46 00:01:48,961 --> 00:01:49,961 Hold on! Let me... Dad! 47 00:01:50,029 --> 00:01:51,930 What? This is my car. 48 00:01:51,998 --> 00:01:52,998 Yes! Yes. 49 00:01:53,066 --> 00:01:54,800 Your car. 50 00:01:54,868 --> 00:01:57,502 Well, I guess I'm gonna call samantha and see if she can drive. Thanks, guys. 51 00:01:57,570 --> 00:01:59,871 That's a great idea, matching the funds for his car. That's wonderful. 52 00:01:59,939 --> 00:02:02,174 Well, I did it 'cause I want him to have a really cool car, 53 00:02:02,242 --> 00:02:04,843 And money is no object when it comes to my oldest son 54 00:02:04,911 --> 00:02:07,679 Getting a really bitching set of wheels. 55 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:11,117 The money's coming out of my car budget, isn't it? 56 00:02:11,184 --> 00:02:12,485 Oh, yeah. 57 00:03:02,102 --> 00:03:04,269 Welcome back to tool time and our salute... 58 00:03:04,337 --> 00:03:06,938 Announcer: Come on down. Everything must go. Se habla espanol. 59 00:03:07,607 --> 00:03:09,341 ...To used cars. 60 00:03:10,743 --> 00:03:12,077 For those of you who just joined us, 61 00:03:12,145 --> 00:03:14,179 My son brad is in the audience right there. 62 00:03:14,247 --> 00:03:15,448 He's buying his first car. 63 00:03:15,515 --> 00:03:17,850 Hopefully, this '88 mustang gt right here. 64 00:03:17,918 --> 00:03:19,318 But before he buys it, we're gonna help him out 65 00:03:19,385 --> 00:03:22,154 By giving the car a complete mechanical inspection. 66 00:03:22,221 --> 00:03:24,122 And assuming that checks out, 67 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:27,092 Then we're gonna show you, right here on the air, how to negotiate a fair deal. 68 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,761 That's right. We've already test-driven it 69 00:03:28,829 --> 00:03:31,764 And inspected the frame and suspension, including the brakes. 70 00:03:31,832 --> 00:03:34,467 And I've checked the oil, the fan belt and the master cylinder. 71 00:03:34,534 --> 00:03:36,602 Everything checks out a-okay. 72 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:38,971 And now we're under the hood completing a compression test. 73 00:03:39,038 --> 00:03:40,640 Compression test is a great way to find out 74 00:03:40,707 --> 00:03:43,141 If your rings are in good shape or if you've had a crack in the block. 75 00:03:43,209 --> 00:03:47,146 Now, my gauge should read between 120 and 130 pounds. 76 00:03:47,214 --> 00:03:50,615 The last time your gauge read that, you were six years old. 77 00:03:51,184 --> 00:03:53,219 (whirring) 78 00:03:53,286 --> 00:03:55,755 Okay, perfect. 130 pounds. 79 00:03:55,822 --> 00:03:59,959 That's just perfect. Now, it's time to start dealing. Right, brad? All right. 80 00:04:00,026 --> 00:04:01,760 Let's meet the owner of this beauty. 81 00:04:01,828 --> 00:04:04,830 Let's have a warm tool time welcome for mr. Michael mccready. 82 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:17,409 Well, mike, you did something to your hair, huh? 83 00:04:17,477 --> 00:04:19,311 I'm thelma, michael's mother. 84 00:04:19,379 --> 00:04:21,380 I'm the actual owner of the car. 85 00:04:21,447 --> 00:04:23,883 Mikey was just helping me out showing it to you. 86 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:27,086 Oh, here. I brought you kids some homemade jelly donuts. 87 00:04:27,154 --> 00:04:28,154 Well, thank you. 88 00:04:28,221 --> 00:04:30,122 This is the oldest trick in the book. 89 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:33,558 Send an old lady to soften up the buyer with fresh donuts. 90 00:04:33,626 --> 00:04:36,428 I'm on to you, granny. 91 00:04:36,495 --> 00:04:40,265 I'm sorry, mrs. Mccready. I apologize for tim's behavior. 92 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:43,035 That's okay. I've seen tool time. 93 00:04:43,103 --> 00:04:46,038 I know that sometimes he can be a real schmo. 94 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,573 Have a donut, al. 95 00:04:48,641 --> 00:04:51,143 Oh, no. I couldn't. Not while I'm working. 96 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:52,911 Oh, I made them with my special boysenberry filling. 97 00:04:52,979 --> 00:04:55,113 (sighs) really? 98 00:04:55,181 --> 00:04:57,215 Well, maybe just one. 99 00:04:57,351 --> 00:04:58,684 Lesson number one. 100 00:04:58,751 --> 00:05:00,553 You want to make sure that the seller is honest and trustworthy. 101 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:02,788 Which begs the question, why would a woman who voted for, 102 00:05:02,855 --> 00:05:05,057 I'm guessing, calvin coolidge 103 00:05:06,159 --> 00:05:08,860 Be selling a v-8 mustang? 104 00:05:08,928 --> 00:05:11,230 Well, actually, it was my late husband's car. 105 00:05:11,298 --> 00:05:14,800 Oh, the old late-husband routine, you know. 106 00:05:14,867 --> 00:05:17,836 What we're going to hear now is you only drive it to church on Sunday? 107 00:05:17,904 --> 00:05:20,306 Oh, no. We took the trans am. 108 00:05:22,909 --> 00:05:25,978 And now it's time for the all-important negotiation. 109 00:05:26,045 --> 00:05:28,714 That's right. Now, all used cars have a blue book value. 110 00:05:28,781 --> 00:05:30,382 Low book is what a dealer might pay for it. 111 00:05:30,450 --> 00:05:32,318 High book is what he'd sell it for. 112 00:05:32,385 --> 00:05:35,521 Thelma's asking price came right in the middle, $4,000. 113 00:05:35,655 --> 00:05:38,290 All right. I'll give you $2,500 for it. 114 00:05:38,358 --> 00:05:41,993 $2,500? After all the work we put in this car? 115 00:05:42,062 --> 00:05:44,997 You take another look under the hood. It's as clean as a whistle. 116 00:05:45,065 --> 00:05:47,766 Well, tim, it does look pretty clean to me. 117 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:48,834 (sizzling) 118 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:56,542 Well, it was until you slobbered jelly all over it. 119 00:05:56,610 --> 00:05:58,610 Geez, I'm sorry! 120 00:05:58,678 --> 00:06:03,048 Oh, now it's all dirty. You'll have to knock off a little. How about $2,450? 121 00:06:03,116 --> 00:06:04,382 Do we have a deal? 122 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:05,851 No, we do not. 123 00:06:05,919 --> 00:06:08,620 And I'm insulted by your offer and your disrespectful attitude. 124 00:06:08,688 --> 00:06:10,423 I'm not gonna sell you this car. 125 00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:13,625 All right, $2,750 and I'll give you a ride home. 126 00:06:14,394 --> 00:06:15,827 No deal, tool man. 127 00:06:15,895 --> 00:06:17,829 I'm taking my wheels and leaving. 128 00:06:17,897 --> 00:06:21,266 All right. All right. All right. $3,000. And that's my final offer. 129 00:06:21,334 --> 00:06:24,036 And here's my final offer. Bite me! 130 00:06:26,706 --> 00:06:28,640 Dad, you're blowing the deal. 131 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:32,911 All right. I'm willing to go to $3,500. $3,500, that's fair. 132 00:06:32,978 --> 00:06:36,015 Forget it! Put the spark plug back in and give me my key. 133 00:06:36,082 --> 00:06:39,084 Please, mrs. Mccready. I really want that car. 134 00:06:38,819 --> 00:06:41,720 Oh, you seem like a nice boy. 135 00:06:41,788 --> 00:06:44,189 You must take after your mom. 136 00:06:46,593 --> 00:06:49,361 All right. I'll let you have it for $2,500. 137 00:06:49,428 --> 00:06:52,364 All right! See? $2,500 it is. 138 00:06:52,431 --> 00:06:53,799 Plus the cost of the donuts. 139 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:55,200 Okay. What could they cost? 140 00:06:55,267 --> 00:06:56,635 $2,000. 141 00:06:59,539 --> 00:07:01,272 Hey, dad. Hey, brad. 142 00:07:01,340 --> 00:07:04,009 I got all the pictures of me and the mustang. 143 00:07:04,076 --> 00:07:05,143 Let me take a look at them. 144 00:07:05,211 --> 00:07:06,478 All right. 145 00:07:07,914 --> 00:07:09,581 Oh, here we are at the gas station. 146 00:07:09,649 --> 00:07:11,550 Yeah. 147 00:07:11,618 --> 00:07:14,119 Here I am giving it its first oil change. 148 00:07:14,187 --> 00:07:15,787 Nice. 149 00:07:15,855 --> 00:07:19,191 Oh, here I am putting on five coats of wax. 150 00:07:19,259 --> 00:07:20,859 Carnauba? Oh, yeah. 151 00:07:20,927 --> 00:07:22,027 (grunts) 152 00:07:22,095 --> 00:07:24,463 Oh, here we are just being silly. 153 00:07:26,566 --> 00:07:28,033 Hey, that's the one with me. 154 00:07:28,101 --> 00:07:29,301 Yeah. 155 00:07:29,369 --> 00:07:30,436 Too bad you didn't get a reprint for me. 156 00:07:30,503 --> 00:07:32,804 Oh, dad, I am way ahead of you, man. 157 00:07:32,872 --> 00:07:34,506 All right! 158 00:07:37,877 --> 00:07:39,411 How's the stew coming? 159 00:07:39,479 --> 00:07:41,680 I don't know. I've never done this before. 160 00:07:41,748 --> 00:07:45,651 Oh, well, honey, it's your first time, you know? And that's always kind of... 161 00:07:48,722 --> 00:07:51,757 This is incredible. What did you do? 162 00:07:51,825 --> 00:07:53,792 Well, you know, I followed the recipe 163 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:55,994 And made sure you didn't touch it. 164 00:07:57,129 --> 00:07:59,298 Good going. 165 00:07:59,365 --> 00:08:01,599 Hey, tim! Dinner's ready! 166 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:03,068 Nah. I'm not really that hungry. 167 00:08:03,136 --> 00:08:04,803 I didn't cook it. 168 00:08:04,871 --> 00:08:06,371 I am famished. 169 00:08:08,407 --> 00:08:09,842 Where's bradley? 170 00:08:09,909 --> 00:08:11,509 Same place he's been for the last three weeks, 171 00:08:11,577 --> 00:08:13,011 Attached at the hip to the mustang. 172 00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:14,847 (grunting) yeah, that's my boy. 173 00:08:16,216 --> 00:08:17,615 Well, my car got stolen. 174 00:08:17,683 --> 00:08:19,151 What? 175 00:08:19,219 --> 00:08:20,586 Yeah, right in front of the high school. 176 00:08:20,653 --> 00:08:23,288 You know, I always had a bad feeling about that place. 177 00:08:23,356 --> 00:08:25,324 I can't believe it. 178 00:08:25,391 --> 00:08:26,558 Did you call the police? 179 00:08:26,626 --> 00:08:27,659 Yeah, I called the police. 180 00:08:27,726 --> 00:08:30,628 Then I had to ride home on that stupid yellow bus. 181 00:08:32,065 --> 00:08:33,498 Well, what did they say? 182 00:08:33,566 --> 00:08:36,301 "hey, what's the cool guy doing on the bus?" 183 00:08:39,505 --> 00:08:40,839 The police. 184 00:08:42,174 --> 00:08:45,611 Oh, they said they hope I have a good insurance policy. 185 00:08:45,678 --> 00:08:47,312 Well, I know the guys down at the precinct. 186 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:48,880 I'll give them a call and make sure they're doing it the right way. 187 00:08:48,948 --> 00:08:50,515 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 188 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:52,184 Yeah, I know. I loved that car more than anything. 189 00:08:52,251 --> 00:08:53,652 Well, maybe they'll find it. 190 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,120 Or if they don't, you know, we got insurance. 191 00:08:55,188 --> 00:08:56,555 We can get you another car. 192 00:08:56,622 --> 00:08:59,158 I know, mom. But I don't want another one. I want my car. 193 00:08:59,225 --> 00:09:01,994 Well, look, your dad's gonna do everything he can do. 194 00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:04,062 Hello, officer. Yeah. This is tim taylor. 195 00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:06,732 Well, apparently, my son's car just got stolen at the high school. 196 00:09:06,799 --> 00:09:08,667 And I'm giving away free tool time tickets 197 00:09:08,735 --> 00:09:11,436 To the first group of guys that find it. 198 00:09:12,972 --> 00:09:13,972 (laughs sarcastically) 199 00:09:16,876 --> 00:09:19,878 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me! 200 00:09:19,945 --> 00:09:23,348 You know, I fail to see the humor in what I just said. 201 00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:27,886 Brad, come on. You got to try some of mark's stew. 202 00:09:27,953 --> 00:09:30,255 We usually don't eat this well. 203 00:09:32,224 --> 00:09:34,293 I know, dad. I just can't believe my car is gone, you know? 204 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,161 I keep thinking I'm gonna step out that front door 205 00:09:36,228 --> 00:09:37,663 And she's gonna be there waiting for me. 206 00:09:37,730 --> 00:09:39,731 It'll get back to you. 207 00:09:39,799 --> 00:09:41,266 Some kids probably just took it for a joy ride. Come on, sit down. 208 00:09:41,334 --> 00:09:43,168 I know. But, dad, we put so much work into that car. 209 00:09:43,235 --> 00:09:45,103 I mean, what? Didn't we test-drive, like, 15 cars 210 00:09:45,171 --> 00:09:47,205 Before we decided which one was best for me? 211 00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:51,710 Well, 16 if you count the ferrari we drove just for the fun of it. 212 00:09:51,778 --> 00:09:53,912 So, dad, have you ever had a car stolen before? 213 00:09:53,979 --> 00:09:57,115 No. But I've experienced every car disaster known to man. 214 00:09:57,183 --> 00:10:00,652 Floods, fires, jockstrap caught in the fan belt. 215 00:10:03,222 --> 00:10:05,957 It was a fraternity thing, you know? 216 00:10:06,025 --> 00:10:07,959 (phone ringing) 217 00:10:09,762 --> 00:10:12,397 Yo. Yeah, it's tim taylor. 218 00:10:12,465 --> 00:10:13,898 They found it. Yeah, leave it where it is. 219 00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:14,966 We'll come down and pick it up. 220 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:17,068 Don't take it to impound, all right? 221 00:10:17,136 --> 00:10:21,306 456 franklin between adams and walton. I got it. 222 00:10:21,374 --> 00:10:22,441 Okay, we'll be right there. 223 00:10:24,009 --> 00:10:26,044 It's completely stripped. 224 00:10:26,111 --> 00:10:29,781 Oh, man! I can't believe my car is gone. 225 00:10:29,849 --> 00:10:32,917 Officer, what's your plan of attack now? 226 00:10:32,985 --> 00:10:35,854 Well, I'll call the tow truck, they'll haul it to impound, 227 00:10:35,921 --> 00:10:38,524 Then I'll take a break. 228 00:10:38,591 --> 00:10:42,727 Well, that ought to put the fear of god in those thugs. 229 00:10:42,795 --> 00:10:44,796 You're saying there's nothing we can do? 230 00:10:44,864 --> 00:10:48,033 I'm sorry, mrs. Taylor. But you have to catch these guys red-handed. 231 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,835 You see, the vehicle parts don't necessarily correspond 232 00:10:50,903 --> 00:10:52,571 With any individual cars. 233 00:10:52,639 --> 00:10:54,005 So, even if they find yours, 234 00:10:54,073 --> 00:10:56,808 You can't prove they were stolen from your vehicle. 235 00:10:56,876 --> 00:10:58,443 Thanks, anyway. 236 00:10:58,511 --> 00:11:01,213 I'll fill out the report, and we'll get back to you if we find anything. 237 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:02,648 Sorry, kid. 238 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:06,451 So, my car's gone forever. 239 00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:08,920 Oh, honey. Look, let's just go home and get some sleep, 240 00:11:08,988 --> 00:11:11,956 And tomorrow we can go out and look for another car. 241 00:11:12,024 --> 00:11:15,460 You know, I can't believe this. I mean, there's nothing they can do about this? 242 00:11:15,528 --> 00:11:17,862 I'm with brad. Somebody's got to be held accountable for this. 243 00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:19,931 You heard the officer. There's nothing they can do. 244 00:11:19,999 --> 00:11:21,699 Well, maybe there's nothing they can do. 245 00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:23,535 There's something I can do. 246 00:11:23,602 --> 00:11:25,970 I'm the guy that delivered a baby after being crowned "car guy of the year." 247 00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:28,440 The same night! I'm the guy that built a lawnmower 248 00:11:28,508 --> 00:11:30,208 That can do 12 seconds in the quarter mile. 249 00:11:30,276 --> 00:11:33,345 I'm the guy that put a barbecue grill into geosynchronous orbit. 250 00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:35,613 So, don't you tell me there's nothing we can do. 251 00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:38,250 I'm the tool man! I can fix anything! 252 00:11:44,257 --> 00:11:47,225 Okay. Fine. Then zip up your fly and let's go. 253 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,969 Tim: No, listen, officer, I got this tip from a friend of mine named eddie. 254 00:11:58,037 --> 00:12:00,072 He owns eddie's body shop. 255 00:12:00,139 --> 00:12:03,108 He says it's a place called a-1 salvage that's selling stolen parts. 256 00:12:03,176 --> 00:12:05,810 So, I figured you guys got to go down there and check it out. 257 00:12:05,878 --> 00:12:09,981 What do you mean, you need a warrant? This is america. 258 00:12:10,049 --> 00:12:12,684 Okay. All right. Thank you. 259 00:12:14,019 --> 00:12:15,687 What was all that about? 260 00:12:15,754 --> 00:12:18,623 I got a lead on an auto shop that might be selling stolen ford parts. 261 00:12:18,691 --> 00:12:19,958 The police won't go down to check it out, 262 00:12:20,025 --> 00:12:22,127 So I thought maybe I should. 263 00:12:22,195 --> 00:12:24,196 Are you insane? 264 00:12:24,264 --> 00:12:26,464 Those guys could be dangerous criminals. 265 00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:29,735 Hello. Souffle in the oven. 266 00:12:29,802 --> 00:12:32,070 Well, this might have something to do with brad's stolen car. 267 00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,671 You're not gonna accomplish anything by running around, 268 00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:35,473 Acting like a vigilante lunatic. 269 00:12:35,541 --> 00:12:37,075 People, please. 270 00:12:38,711 --> 00:12:40,378 You're right, though. 271 00:12:40,446 --> 00:12:42,680 Just like the cop said, even if I could go down and find the parts, 272 00:12:42,749 --> 00:12:44,415 There's no way I could prove they came from brad's car. 273 00:12:44,483 --> 00:12:46,584 Okay. Now you're making some sense. 274 00:12:46,652 --> 00:12:49,654 What I need to do is take a couple months off of work, grow a beard, 275 00:12:49,722 --> 00:12:52,791 Get a job on the inside and become one of them. 276 00:12:54,293 --> 00:12:57,095 Hey, wilson. What are you doing? 277 00:12:57,163 --> 00:13:00,498 Well, I'm getting ready to give my honey to a friend. 278 00:13:02,602 --> 00:13:06,004 She sounds like a very understanding woman. 279 00:13:06,072 --> 00:13:07,539 No, no, no, no, no, tim. 280 00:13:07,606 --> 00:13:10,542 See, I'm bottling honey to take to a crespian festival. 281 00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:12,810 Did you realize that in crespia they pay homage to honey 282 00:13:12,878 --> 00:13:14,812 Because to them it's symbolic of gold? 283 00:13:14,848 --> 00:13:16,447 How do they celebrate that in detroit? 284 00:13:16,515 --> 00:13:18,850 Well, we have a little honey, 285 00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:20,952 And then we get all liquored up and put on funny hats. 286 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:22,688 Do you want to come? 287 00:13:23,623 --> 00:13:26,057 I'm not in that funny of a mood. 288 00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:28,493 So, I take it you're still upset about brad's car. 289 00:13:28,761 --> 00:13:32,030 You're darn right I am. And I even got a tip of who might have stolen it. 290 00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:33,799 But the police aren't interested 291 00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:34,599 Because they don't have any evidence, you know? 292 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:35,834 I feel so helpless. 293 00:13:35,901 --> 00:13:37,736 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 294 00:13:37,804 --> 00:13:40,105 You know, I was robbed once when I was 12. 295 00:13:40,173 --> 00:13:42,240 I was riding my brother's unicycle. 296 00:13:42,308 --> 00:13:44,609 Did they steal one of your tires? 297 00:13:46,512 --> 00:13:49,915 No, no. This big bully came, pushed me off and took it. 298 00:13:49,982 --> 00:13:51,649 What did you do? I didn't do anything. 299 00:13:51,718 --> 00:13:53,919 It was that hooligan terry zavacas. 300 00:13:53,986 --> 00:13:56,321 Sold it. I didn't have any evidence. 301 00:13:56,388 --> 00:13:57,455 So you never caught him? 302 00:13:57,523 --> 00:13:58,456 Her. 303 00:14:00,626 --> 00:14:03,094 It was one of the most humiliating experiences of my life. 304 00:14:03,162 --> 00:14:04,796 I mean, just talking about it right now is 305 00:14:04,864 --> 00:14:07,032 Just bringing up all these ugly memories. 306 00:14:07,099 --> 00:14:09,534 God, I hated terry zavacas and... 307 00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:10,635 Wilson! Wilson! ...That sleazy band of... 308 00:14:10,703 --> 00:14:13,205 Hey, calm down, buddy. 309 00:14:13,272 --> 00:14:17,509 Just think about all the fun you'll have at that lesbian festival. 310 00:14:18,578 --> 00:14:20,345 It's a crespian festival. 311 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:22,280 And you're right. I do have to collect myself. 312 00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:26,484 I must call my good friend guillermo and remind him to bring the donuts. 313 00:14:26,552 --> 00:14:27,986 Donuts! Donuts! 314 00:14:28,053 --> 00:14:29,388 That's the answer to my question. 315 00:14:29,455 --> 00:14:31,189 What? Yeah. Mrs. Mccready, 316 00:14:31,257 --> 00:14:34,593 The boysenberry filling, the manifold, al slobbering all over it. 317 00:14:34,661 --> 00:14:37,128 It's totally clear right now. Thanks, wilson! 318 00:14:37,196 --> 00:14:40,699 I think somebody's been doing a little celebrating on their own. 319 00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:45,437 What are you doing? 320 00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:46,538 Nothing. 321 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,743 Tim, you look like juan valdez. 322 00:14:53,279 --> 00:14:54,279 (speaks spanish) 323 00:14:56,582 --> 00:14:58,983 Al and I are going down to this chop shop, a-1 salvage, 324 00:14:59,051 --> 00:15:02,454 To look for stolen parts and I don't want anyone to recognize me. 325 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,055 I assume this has something to do with brad's car. 326 00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:05,256 Yes. 327 00:15:05,324 --> 00:15:07,191 We're looking for evidence to give the cops. 328 00:15:07,259 --> 00:15:08,860 Tim, it sounds a little dangerous. 329 00:15:08,927 --> 00:15:10,462 Are you sure you should be doing this? 330 00:15:10,529 --> 00:15:12,563 We just got to be careful, clever and discreet. 331 00:15:12,631 --> 00:15:15,500 Wait till you see this. Al. Look at the spy cam. 332 00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:16,634 Heidi: Oh. 333 00:15:19,405 --> 00:15:22,340 You don't think anyone might notice that? 334 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:27,578 Al: I don't think these costumes are gonna work. 335 00:15:32,618 --> 00:15:34,519 Tim: I disagree. I think they look great. 336 00:15:34,587 --> 00:15:36,721 Uh, I don't know. 337 00:15:40,493 --> 00:15:42,994 It's just I have a very bad feeling about this. 338 00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:45,196 Why did I ever agree to come down here? 339 00:15:45,264 --> 00:15:46,998 Because you're the one that ate the donut. 340 00:15:47,065 --> 00:15:49,000 You're the only one that can identify the boysenberry jelly 341 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:50,067 That fell on the manifold. 342 00:15:50,135 --> 00:15:51,670 I am not a crime stopper. 343 00:15:51,737 --> 00:15:53,237 What if they frisk me? 344 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,609 These guys are criminals, not masochists. 345 00:15:58,277 --> 00:16:00,378 Turn the camera on. 346 00:16:01,714 --> 00:16:05,183 All right. Friday. 347 00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:09,187 5:15. Tim taylor and al borland go in looking for stolen parts. 348 00:16:10,589 --> 00:16:13,291 Mother, if something happens to me, 349 00:16:13,359 --> 00:16:15,894 You can have all my john tesh albums. 350 00:16:18,131 --> 00:16:19,364 What can I do for you? 351 00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:21,333 We're looking for some car parts. 352 00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:24,302 That's right. A part. That's all we're looking for, just a part. Just a part. 353 00:16:25,571 --> 00:16:27,104 What are you looking for? 354 00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:30,041 Maybe a manifold off an '88 ford mustang. 355 00:16:30,109 --> 00:16:33,011 Manifolds are over there. I think we got an '88 mustang in there somewhere. 356 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:34,745 Great. Thank you! 357 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,487 Can I help you? 358 00:16:42,555 --> 00:16:44,122 Uh, no, no. We're just browsing. 359 00:16:44,189 --> 00:16:48,326 Well, if you need anything, my name is george. 360 00:16:48,394 --> 00:16:53,064 Oh, my god, tim! That's the guy we met in prison. 361 00:16:53,132 --> 00:16:56,568 I know it! You know, when we were scalping tickets? 362 00:16:56,635 --> 00:16:59,004 He'll never recognize us with these getups on. 363 00:16:59,071 --> 00:17:02,240 Hey, wait a minute. Were you guys ever in county jail? 364 00:17:03,442 --> 00:17:05,143 I think we showered together. 365 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:09,213 I don't think so. You must have me mistaken with some other gentleman. 366 00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:15,287 Mustang manifold, something purple and sticky. Lick it. 367 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,625 What? 368 00:17:20,693 --> 00:17:23,695 Well, you got to make sure it's the right one. Lick it. 369 00:17:24,163 --> 00:17:25,296 Man! 370 00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,835 Why is he licking the manifold? 371 00:17:30,903 --> 00:17:34,338 It doesn't make him a bad person. 372 00:17:34,406 --> 00:17:38,176 That's boysenberry, all right. I think we have our evidence. 373 00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:41,479 You can stop licking it now. 374 00:17:41,547 --> 00:17:47,552 All right. I think that we found what we were looking for. 375 00:17:48,721 --> 00:17:50,388 All right. What do we owe you for that? 376 00:17:50,389 --> 00:17:51,922 Hundred bucks and it's yours. 377 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:54,726 And I'm sure you'll probably want it in cash. 378 00:17:59,832 --> 00:18:01,633 Just pay the man, bobby. 379 00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:04,636 All right. I'll pay. I'll pay them, all right. And so will they. 380 00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:07,305 Hey, what is that? Some kind of video recorder? 381 00:18:07,373 --> 00:18:09,807 No. That's his artificial heart. 382 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:14,446 He keeps an artificial heart in his fanny pack? 383 00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,681 Hmos. What are you gonna do? 384 00:18:19,818 --> 00:18:21,887 Hey, wait a minute. I know you. 385 00:18:21,954 --> 00:18:24,388 No, you don't. Yeah. You're the tool man. 386 00:18:24,456 --> 00:18:26,624 The guy who has all those accidents. 387 00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:28,426 Well, you're about to have an even bigger accident. 388 00:18:28,493 --> 00:18:29,527 Give me that video camera! 389 00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:30,862 No! Never! Never! Tim, take it! 390 00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:32,063 Run! Run, tim! 391 00:18:32,131 --> 00:18:33,665 What's going on here? 392 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:36,134 We got a call from someone named heidi that there's a problem. 393 00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:37,335 Oh, no. There's no problem here. 394 00:18:37,403 --> 00:18:39,270 Thank god, you guys are here. 395 00:18:39,338 --> 00:18:43,141 These are hardened criminals. I know because I met george in prison. 396 00:18:46,645 --> 00:18:49,547 We have evidence that these gentlemen are selling stolen car parts. 397 00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:50,949 Oh, they don't have squat. 398 00:18:51,016 --> 00:18:55,086 I got more than squat. I got boysenberry jelly on a manifold. 399 00:18:55,153 --> 00:18:56,788 You got a manifold with jelly? 400 00:18:56,856 --> 00:18:59,757 That's right. I ought to know. I licked it. 401 00:19:01,694 --> 00:19:05,931 This manifold was stolen off my son's car and I've got a videotape to prove it. 402 00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:07,899 Here you go, officers. 403 00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:10,267 What do you think now, punks? 404 00:19:10,335 --> 00:19:13,137 I can't believe I let you borrow my soap. 405 00:19:20,746 --> 00:19:23,547 Reporter: In local news, a chop shop is busted 406 00:19:23,616 --> 00:19:26,351 Thanks to two local tv personalities. 407 00:19:26,418 --> 00:19:28,853 Their evidence? A jelly donut. 408 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,523 Tim taylor and al borland used this segment from tool time 409 00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:37,528 And a hidden camera to identify a stolen car. 410 00:19:37,596 --> 00:19:39,897 A hundred bucks and it's yours. 411 00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:42,867 Thanks to the jelly tape, 412 00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:45,803 Police uncovered a whole cache of stolen property. 413 00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:49,073 For channel 8 news, this is tiffany gutierrez. 414 00:19:51,911 --> 00:19:53,244 You know, that just goes to show you, 415 00:19:53,311 --> 00:19:55,379 You don't have to sit idly by and become a victim. 416 00:19:55,447 --> 00:19:56,848 You can act on your principles. 417 00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:59,050 I still think it was stupid for you to go down there. 418 00:19:59,117 --> 00:20:00,852 In the future, I forbid either one of you 419 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,087 To ever act on your principles. 420 00:20:03,155 --> 00:20:06,724 Yeah, don't worry. Our generation doesn't have any principles. 421 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,192 Good job, dad. Thanks. 422 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,593 Yeah. Way to nail those punks. 423 00:20:09,661 --> 00:20:13,597 Now if you excuse me, I've got a duckling to glaze. 424 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:15,633 Yeah, I think I'm gonna go check the newspaper for a new car. 425 00:20:15,701 --> 00:20:17,835 Good. Uh, I know you didn't want me going down there, 426 00:20:17,903 --> 00:20:19,103 But I just couldn't stand the thought of 427 00:20:19,171 --> 00:20:21,338 Letting those guys get away with it, okay? 428 00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:24,275 Oh, I just... I hate that our kids have to think about this kind of stuff. 429 00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:26,744 I don't remember worrying about it when I was growing up. 430 00:20:26,812 --> 00:20:28,579 You grew up on a military base. 431 00:20:28,681 --> 00:20:30,448 Someone steal a car, they'd take a bazooka and form the guy... 432 00:20:30,516 --> 00:20:31,916 Tim? Well, you know. Right. 433 00:20:31,984 --> 00:20:33,518 Please. 434 00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:35,754 Now, you know what I mean? It's just... It's scary out there. 435 00:20:35,821 --> 00:20:37,789 Well, it's a lot less scary now, thanks to a crime buster 436 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:40,058 And his partner, pop'n'fresh. 437 00:20:42,795 --> 00:20:45,463 Well, I'll tell you one thing, when brad gets his new car, 438 00:20:45,531 --> 00:20:47,799 He is going to have some kind of security system, 439 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:50,702 State-of-the-art, no expense spared. 440 00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,203 Let me guess. It's coming out of my car budget? 441 00:20:52,271 --> 00:20:53,538 Oh, yeah. 442 00:20:56,641 --> 00:20:59,710 Well, we're just about at the end of our segment on car security. 443 00:20:59,779 --> 00:21:02,713 But before we go, I'd like to show you a super-secret, 444 00:21:02,782 --> 00:21:06,050 High-tech alarm system, new from the boys at binford r and d. 445 00:21:06,118 --> 00:21:07,718 See, my kid's car was stolen recently. 446 00:21:07,787 --> 00:21:09,654 In order for that not to happen again, 447 00:21:09,721 --> 00:21:11,622 We've installed that on his brand-new car here. 448 00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:13,258 Al, try breaking in. 449 00:21:13,325 --> 00:21:15,927 Oh, no. I'm not falling for one of your traps again. 450 00:21:15,994 --> 00:21:18,797 Oh, no? Your paycheck's in the glove box. 451 00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:21,700 Oh, man! 452 00:21:24,337 --> 00:21:26,137 Well, that wasn't so hard. No? 453 00:21:26,205 --> 00:21:28,773 Once the perpetrator enters the vehicle without authorization, 454 00:21:28,841 --> 00:21:31,443 The car snaps into action, locking the doors and rolling up the windows. 455 00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:32,677 (alarm blaring) 456 00:21:32,745 --> 00:21:34,111 Tim! 457 00:21:35,548 --> 00:21:37,015 And, finally, before the police arrive, 458 00:21:37,082 --> 00:21:40,718 You want to put your thief under a little bit of pressure. 459 00:21:40,786 --> 00:21:42,487 (yelling) 460 00:21:51,797 --> 00:21:54,032 I've checked the oil, the fan belt and the master cylinder. 461 00:21:54,099 --> 00:21:56,134 Everything checks out a-okay. 462 00:21:56,201 --> 00:21:59,871 And now we're under the hood completing a compression test. 463 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:04,975 Way to nail those punks. 464 00:22:05,043 --> 00:22:08,779 Now if you excuse me, I've got a duckling to glaze. 465 00:22:08,847 --> 00:22:10,381 (thud) yeah, I think I... Wow! 466 00:22:10,449 --> 00:22:11,916 Get down! 467 00:22:15,721 --> 00:22:16,687 What was that? What was that?