1 00:00:01,688 --> 00:00:03,956 Okay, girls, gotta go to work. I'm late. 2 00:00:04,024 --> 00:00:05,958 Where are you working today, daddy? 3 00:00:06,026 --> 00:00:07,659 Oh, um... 4 00:00:07,727 --> 00:00:10,829 Actually, today I'm working for a governmental contractor 5 00:00:10,897 --> 00:00:13,833 Under the auspices of the michigan department of highways. 6 00:00:13,901 --> 00:00:15,301 Wow. Yeah. 7 00:00:15,368 --> 00:00:17,303 (chuckling) 8 00:00:17,371 --> 00:00:19,171 I'm fixing potholes. 9 00:00:20,807 --> 00:00:23,909 Well, have fun. Bye-bye, marty. Bye. 10 00:00:23,977 --> 00:00:26,912 Okay, girls, we gotta get busy. You know what day Sunday is. 11 00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:29,047 Valentine's day. Yup. 12 00:00:29,115 --> 00:00:32,317 And I bought cards for all your friends. 13 00:00:32,385 --> 00:00:35,187 I always loved valentine's day. 14 00:00:35,254 --> 00:00:39,224 Except for when I was in sixth grade and I got braces on my teeth 15 00:00:39,292 --> 00:00:43,462 And the only valentine I got from was this kid named jason schumacher. 16 00:00:43,530 --> 00:00:46,265 The kid with head lice. 17 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:49,535 Then, in eighth grade, the braces came off, the bra came on, 18 00:00:49,602 --> 00:00:52,838 And then, "hello, valentines." I was swimming in them. 19 00:00:52,906 --> 00:00:54,941 Aunt jill... 20 00:00:55,008 --> 00:00:57,042 I'm sorry. Okay. 21 00:00:57,110 --> 00:01:00,279 Claire, I have your class roster here. 22 00:01:00,346 --> 00:01:02,815 And your first name is gary adams. 23 00:01:02,883 --> 00:01:06,585 Now, the key is to write a really personal little message on them. 24 00:01:07,253 --> 00:01:09,621 Next? 25 00:01:09,689 --> 00:01:12,057 (chuckles) well, that's a way to go. Okay. 26 00:01:12,126 --> 00:01:14,826 Uh, gracie, your first name is tommy anderson. 27 00:01:14,894 --> 00:01:18,230 I'm gonna write a special one to him. He likes me. 28 00:01:18,298 --> 00:01:20,099 That's because he thinks you're me. 29 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,134 Well, that's not a nice thing to say, gracie. 30 00:01:22,202 --> 00:01:23,435 I'm claire. 31 00:01:23,503 --> 00:01:25,905 I knew that. Ooh. Hey, guys. 32 00:01:25,972 --> 00:01:28,707 Guess what's happening on Sunday? Well, we know, 33 00:01:28,775 --> 00:01:31,376 But we're frankly surprised that you know. 34 00:01:31,444 --> 00:01:35,348 I think I'd remember the day I get my custom shift knob for the hot rod. 35 00:01:35,415 --> 00:01:39,385 Shifter-knob Sunday. And me without a ham. 36 00:01:39,452 --> 00:01:42,188 Custom-made, you know? It's the last piece of the puzzle. 37 00:01:42,256 --> 00:01:44,090 Found it up in lansing. 38 00:01:44,157 --> 00:01:45,224 Guy's gonna scoot it down here. It'll be here Sunday. 39 00:01:45,292 --> 00:01:47,960 Once I screw it on, the hot rod is complete. 40 00:01:48,028 --> 00:01:49,628 Finished? Done? Over? 41 00:01:49,729 --> 00:01:51,830 As in over with, finito, that's it. 42 00:01:51,898 --> 00:01:55,100 Wow, girls, your uncle tim finally finished the hot rod. 43 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:58,070 You're finishing your hot rod for valentine's day? 44 00:01:58,138 --> 00:01:59,271 That's right, claire. 45 00:01:59,373 --> 00:02:00,572 I'm gracie. 46 00:02:01,274 --> 00:02:03,142 I knew that. 47 00:02:55,094 --> 00:02:57,930 So, do you have any ideas about what to do on the big day? 48 00:02:57,997 --> 00:03:01,133 Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking we could go to sorrentino's for dinner, 49 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,537 And then go listen to some jazz and then... 50 00:03:04,604 --> 00:03:06,439 You're not talking about valentine's day. 51 00:03:06,506 --> 00:03:08,774 You're talking about finishing the hot rod. 52 00:03:08,842 --> 00:03:12,377 Absolutely not. I'm talking about unveiling the hot rod. 53 00:03:13,079 --> 00:03:14,880 Oh. 54 00:03:14,948 --> 00:03:16,682 Well, once I get it finished, I gotta think of some exciting way 55 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:18,350 To show it to the audience. 56 00:03:18,418 --> 00:03:21,454 Well, how about this? Okay, you start up the engine, 57 00:03:21,521 --> 00:03:22,888 You drive it out. I like it. 58 00:03:22,956 --> 00:03:24,857 People everywhere are cheering. They're cheering. 59 00:03:24,925 --> 00:03:27,326 Then you make this big announcement. 60 00:03:27,393 --> 00:03:31,096 "this is the last hot rod I will ever build." 61 00:03:35,635 --> 00:03:36,869 Good one. 62 00:03:36,937 --> 00:03:38,370 (jill sighs) 63 00:03:38,438 --> 00:03:41,239 Well, we're off to school. You gonna be able to drive? 64 00:03:41,307 --> 00:03:42,875 Yeah. I'll be fine. I just... 65 00:03:42,943 --> 00:03:46,545 I don't know how I'm gonna carry home all those valentines I'll be getting. 66 00:03:46,613 --> 00:03:50,549 I'm sure you'll have plenty of cargo space in that swelled head. 67 00:03:51,585 --> 00:03:52,885 See you, guys. All right. 68 00:03:52,953 --> 00:03:54,987 You guys aren't leaving till you both come up with an idea 69 00:03:55,054 --> 00:03:56,422 About the hot rod show for me. 70 00:03:56,490 --> 00:03:57,723 Dad, I got a geometry test. 71 00:03:57,790 --> 00:04:00,726 Mark, this is important. 72 00:04:00,793 --> 00:04:02,461 How about a real emotional tool time? 73 00:04:02,529 --> 00:04:04,830 Go with it. Come on. What could be more dramatic 74 00:04:04,898 --> 00:04:08,367 Than giving your eldest son the keys to that '46 ford? 75 00:04:10,003 --> 00:04:11,370 Good one. 76 00:04:12,906 --> 00:04:14,473 Why don't you just make a video? 77 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:16,341 A video, sure. What about? 78 00:04:16,409 --> 00:04:18,443 Like a tribute to the hot rod. 79 00:04:18,512 --> 00:04:20,679 Um, you know, with interviews with the people that made it. 80 00:04:20,747 --> 00:04:21,713 A video tribute. That's good. 81 00:04:21,781 --> 00:04:23,081 That's a great idea. I like that idea. 82 00:04:23,149 --> 00:04:24,016 Maybe you could work on it. 83 00:04:24,084 --> 00:04:25,584 You mean, like, create it? 84 00:04:25,652 --> 00:04:27,820 Sure. You did a great job on brad's soccer video. 85 00:04:27,887 --> 00:04:30,055 But this is a big, professional project. 86 00:04:30,123 --> 00:04:32,090 But it's just a small segment. 87 00:04:32,158 --> 00:04:33,892 I think he can do it. He's been interning down at tool time. 88 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,194 He's been doing a great job. 89 00:04:35,261 --> 00:04:36,428 Thank you, dad. 90 00:04:36,495 --> 00:04:37,730 I promise, I won't disappoint you. 91 00:04:37,797 --> 00:04:38,864 Don't disappoint me. 92 00:04:38,998 --> 00:04:40,766 But there's ground rules. Three of them. Big ones. 93 00:04:40,834 --> 00:04:43,268 My show, my show, my show. 94 00:04:45,104 --> 00:04:46,238 (horn honking) 95 00:04:46,306 --> 00:04:48,040 I gotta go. All right. And remember, 96 00:04:48,108 --> 00:04:50,309 I want the video up to tool time high standards, okay? 97 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,278 Gotcha. I'll blow something up. 98 00:04:52,345 --> 00:04:53,679 (tim laughs) 99 00:04:55,682 --> 00:04:59,652 It's really nice, your giving mark this chance. 100 00:04:59,719 --> 00:05:01,754 I've got a lot of confidence in that kid. 101 00:05:01,821 --> 00:05:04,957 And he might be able to bring a younger audience in. 102 00:05:05,024 --> 00:05:07,726 I could reach young tool men and mold them 103 00:05:07,794 --> 00:05:10,663 Before their minds are fully functioning. 104 00:05:15,335 --> 00:05:17,436 And after 24 hours, you'll have the appearance 105 00:05:17,503 --> 00:05:20,873 Of natural wood grain on your aluminum door. 106 00:05:20,941 --> 00:05:24,376 Now, that's what I call a simply fabulous faux finish. 107 00:05:26,112 --> 00:05:28,814 And that's what I call simply spending too much time 108 00:05:28,882 --> 00:05:30,482 With your mother. 109 00:05:32,585 --> 00:05:35,888 We'll be right back after these words from binford. 110 00:05:39,893 --> 00:05:42,294 Well, tim, al and heidi here. 111 00:05:42,361 --> 00:05:45,497 You might recognize us from over there. 112 00:05:45,565 --> 00:05:48,400 Poor air quality is an issue we all deal with. 113 00:05:48,468 --> 00:05:52,905 Many of us in urban areas are forced to breathe noxious fumes. 114 00:05:52,972 --> 00:05:57,242 Heidi's the one that had the breakfast burrito. 115 00:05:57,310 --> 00:06:00,378 To protect ourselves from pollutants and particles in the air, 116 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:05,617 We're proud to introduce the binford 6100 sports respirator. 117 00:06:05,685 --> 00:06:09,321 It's lightweight, and fashionable. 118 00:06:09,388 --> 00:06:12,491 Plus the mouthpiece comes in designer colors, a full array of them. 119 00:06:12,559 --> 00:06:14,426 Mmm-hmm. Mine's kiwi. 120 00:06:14,494 --> 00:06:16,361 Breathe cleaner, healthier air. 121 00:06:16,429 --> 00:06:18,096 Breathe binford. 122 00:06:21,868 --> 00:06:23,869 Well, that finishes up another tool time show. 123 00:06:23,937 --> 00:06:25,070 Al, why don't you tell everybody 124 00:06:25,138 --> 00:06:26,571 About the big show we got coming up? 125 00:06:26,639 --> 00:06:29,141 That's right. Be sure to tune in Tuesday 126 00:06:29,209 --> 00:06:31,777 For a very special tool time, when tim presents 127 00:06:31,845 --> 00:06:34,546 His totally restored '46 ford convertible. 128 00:06:34,614 --> 00:06:38,283 Plus a little video tribute directed and created by my son, mark. 129 00:06:38,351 --> 00:06:40,419 You know, you have your family working here. 130 00:06:40,486 --> 00:06:42,454 What would it take to get mother on the show? 131 00:06:42,522 --> 00:06:45,224 Hmm... 132 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:48,260 We'd have to widen that door and put some brisket down. 133 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:57,002 Tell us about the engine. 134 00:06:57,069 --> 00:07:01,173 Well, she's got 225 horsepower at 5500 rpm. 135 00:07:01,241 --> 00:07:04,210 Ooh, and she's ported, polished and relieved. 136 00:07:04,277 --> 00:07:05,311 Full... Full race cam 137 00:07:05,378 --> 00:07:06,812 And three stromberg 97s. 138 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,814 (grunting) 139 00:07:10,217 --> 00:07:12,117 Mark: Dad, you're in my shot. 140 00:07:14,387 --> 00:07:17,656 The electrical on this '46 ford is wired like a computer. 141 00:07:17,724 --> 00:07:19,725 It's all parallel, no crisscross. 142 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:22,861 The connectors, heat-shrunk. Prevents corrosion. 143 00:07:22,929 --> 00:07:26,198 Yeah, no corrosion on those babies. No corrosion. 144 00:07:26,266 --> 00:07:27,266 (grunts) 145 00:07:30,837 --> 00:07:34,239 Hi, I'm eddie. I'm tim's body shop guy. 146 00:07:34,307 --> 00:07:37,643 Mark: So tell us what you see when you look at my dad's hot rod. 147 00:07:37,710 --> 00:07:39,511 (chuckles) I see dollar signs. 148 00:07:41,748 --> 00:07:44,983 See? Oh, yeah. I see eddie junior going to harvard. 149 00:07:46,118 --> 00:07:48,520 I see early retirement. 150 00:07:48,588 --> 00:07:50,255 I see a little place in rio. 151 00:07:50,323 --> 00:07:53,425 I see a fake passport and a new wife. Young. I like 'em young. 152 00:07:53,493 --> 00:07:56,060 Hey, cut, cut, cut. Whoa... They gotta be young. 153 00:07:56,128 --> 00:07:58,096 Eddie, family show, baby. 154 00:07:58,164 --> 00:07:59,164 Oh. 155 00:08:02,802 --> 00:08:04,469 (clears throat) 156 00:08:04,537 --> 00:08:07,672 I really loved working on this car. 157 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:10,508 I can't believe the odyssey is finally over. 158 00:08:10,576 --> 00:08:12,344 Seems like only yesterday that tim 159 00:08:12,412 --> 00:08:15,113 Asked me to match the ruby-pearl exterior 160 00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:18,683 With the beautiful distressed leather upholstery. 161 00:08:18,751 --> 00:08:23,388 And then the joy we both felt on the day we found the right color 162 00:08:23,456 --> 00:08:26,024 And fabric for the convertible top. 163 00:08:27,393 --> 00:08:30,996 I can still smell that german canvas. 164 00:08:32,832 --> 00:08:35,700 Like the top of a baby's head. 165 00:08:35,768 --> 00:08:37,135 (crying) 166 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:43,508 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do this. Thanks, tim. 167 00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:51,516 Hi. Hey. Tough day 168 00:08:51,584 --> 00:08:52,917 Out there on the blacktop? 169 00:08:52,986 --> 00:08:54,386 Ah, yeah. 170 00:08:54,454 --> 00:08:56,288 You know, it's not filling the potholes that I mind, 171 00:08:56,356 --> 00:08:58,390 It's the groupies. 172 00:09:00,726 --> 00:09:03,161 Where are my girls? They're on a play date 173 00:09:03,229 --> 00:09:05,663 With a friend of theirs, and jill took them all to the mall. 174 00:09:05,731 --> 00:09:08,467 She's probably getting me something really cool for valentine's day. 175 00:09:08,534 --> 00:09:10,435 You get her something special? 176 00:09:10,503 --> 00:09:11,870 I did something she's been wanting me to do 177 00:09:11,937 --> 00:09:14,373 For three years, finish the hot rod. 178 00:09:15,908 --> 00:09:18,911 Yes, I'm getting her something special. 179 00:09:18,978 --> 00:09:20,178 You know, it's funny. 180 00:09:20,246 --> 00:09:21,647 All the time that nancy and I were together, 181 00:09:21,715 --> 00:09:22,948 I always figured valentine's day 182 00:09:23,016 --> 00:09:24,216 Was just some annoying holiday 183 00:09:24,283 --> 00:09:26,852 That women made up. 184 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,888 It's true. Legend has it it was a little town 185 00:09:29,956 --> 00:09:31,757 Called climax, michigan. 186 00:09:31,825 --> 00:09:35,360 1964, group of women around a salad bar. 187 00:09:35,428 --> 00:09:37,195 One was making up valentine's day. 188 00:09:37,263 --> 00:09:41,100 The other two were inventing stuff like, "dressings on the side," 189 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:43,535 And, "I just want to be held." 190 00:09:46,539 --> 00:09:48,073 What's the matter? 191 00:09:48,141 --> 00:09:49,642 Ah, you know, just... 192 00:09:49,709 --> 00:09:53,445 Seeing all the couples buying each other cards and presents. 193 00:09:54,447 --> 00:09:55,714 You know, I miss it. 194 00:09:55,782 --> 00:09:56,882 You know, what you're going through, 195 00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:58,751 It takes a lot of guts. 196 00:09:59,653 --> 00:10:01,687 You mean living with you? 197 00:10:02,956 --> 00:10:04,322 That, too. 198 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:05,924 (chattering) 199 00:10:05,992 --> 00:10:09,294 She'd never do that. Hi, guys. Tim: Hi. 200 00:10:09,362 --> 00:10:12,531 Hi. Hey, who's this? 201 00:10:12,598 --> 00:10:15,433 This is our friend christy. She's staying for dinner. 202 00:10:15,501 --> 00:10:18,704 Well, I'm cooking tonight. So you're real lucky. 203 00:10:18,772 --> 00:10:20,438 We'll see about that. 204 00:10:21,741 --> 00:10:23,876 Feisty little thing. Huh? 205 00:10:23,943 --> 00:10:25,010 Hey. 206 00:10:25,077 --> 00:10:26,378 You guys are a little late. Where have you been? 207 00:10:26,445 --> 00:10:28,346 Mark was in the editing room for two hours, 208 00:10:28,414 --> 00:10:30,949 And I had to stand in the hall on my bum leg. 209 00:10:31,017 --> 00:10:32,518 Why didn't you just sit down? 210 00:10:33,152 --> 00:10:34,386 Oh, shoot. 211 00:10:37,991 --> 00:10:39,124 Finished the video. Well, good. 212 00:10:39,191 --> 00:10:40,759 Let's take a look at it. Come on. 213 00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:42,127 Dad, dad. 214 00:10:46,065 --> 00:10:47,966 So, how did it come out? 215 00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:49,768 I think it's the best thing I've ever done. 216 00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:51,003 All right. 217 00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:53,405 Thank you so much for giving me the chance. 218 00:10:53,472 --> 00:10:55,807 I can't wait to see it. 219 00:10:55,875 --> 00:11:01,246 She's got 225 horsepower at 5500 rpms. She's ported... 220 00:11:01,547 --> 00:11:02,647 (rock music playing) 221 00:11:02,715 --> 00:11:05,150 Yeah. 222 00:11:05,318 --> 00:11:07,553 Heat-shrunk. Prevents corrosion. 223 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:11,056 Hi. I'm eddie, tim's body shop guy. 224 00:11:11,123 --> 00:11:12,824 (laughing) 225 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:14,993 I see early retirement. 226 00:11:15,061 --> 00:11:16,461 I see a little place in rio. 227 00:11:16,529 --> 00:11:19,297 I see fake passports and a new wife. Yeah, and she's young. 228 00:11:19,365 --> 00:11:22,601 I like 'em young. She's gotta be... 229 00:11:22,668 --> 00:11:27,239 Finally got the right color and fabric for the convertible top. 230 00:11:27,306 --> 00:11:29,241 (crying) 231 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:45,957 So, what'd you think? 232 00:11:47,227 --> 00:11:49,127 It stunk. 233 00:11:50,029 --> 00:11:52,664 Christy, it did not stink. 234 00:11:52,732 --> 00:11:54,065 Anybody else? 235 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:57,068 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to go with christy. 236 00:11:57,637 --> 00:11:59,471 Brad. 237 00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:01,706 It didn't stink. 238 00:12:01,774 --> 00:12:03,308 Thank you, claire. 239 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:04,909 It was scary. 240 00:12:04,978 --> 00:12:06,311 Dad? Huh? 241 00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:09,247 Well. 242 00:12:09,315 --> 00:12:12,917 That was different. I liked the way you switched the guys' heads. 243 00:12:12,986 --> 00:12:15,354 That was good. But... 244 00:12:15,421 --> 00:12:16,621 But what? 245 00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:17,822 You know, I hate telling you this. 246 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:19,724 I mean, it was... It's a new policy, 247 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:22,027 Just came down at binford today. 248 00:12:22,095 --> 00:12:24,596 It's a union thing, and since you're not part of the union... 249 00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:26,698 You're not gonna show it, are you? 250 00:12:26,765 --> 00:12:30,268 Well, I'd like to show it, but it's a union thing. 251 00:12:30,336 --> 00:12:32,471 He thinks it stinks, too. 252 00:12:43,816 --> 00:12:46,118 Look, I know the video was bizarre. 253 00:12:46,185 --> 00:12:48,487 But isn't there something that you can do? 254 00:12:48,554 --> 00:12:53,191 Sure. I could present it to the devil as an offering. 255 00:12:53,259 --> 00:12:56,761 Couldn't you do some sort of special blooper show? 256 00:12:56,829 --> 00:13:00,599 Mom, dad already has one. It's called tool time. 257 00:13:00,666 --> 00:13:03,368 Well, what about re-editing it, so it works? 258 00:13:03,436 --> 00:13:05,937 And what if it doesn't? Then I disappoint him twice? 259 00:13:06,072 --> 00:13:08,606 Well, all I know is we've got a 14-year-old who's crushed. 260 00:13:08,674 --> 00:13:11,076 Seems to me you should have thought this through more carefully 261 00:13:11,143 --> 00:13:14,045 Before you made a promise you couldn't keep. 262 00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:19,885 Maybe there's something in it I can use, you know? 263 00:13:23,489 --> 00:13:25,090 (sighing) 264 00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:33,531 (groans) 265 00:13:33,599 --> 00:13:36,601 Happy valentine's day, good neighbor. 266 00:13:36,669 --> 00:13:39,804 Why don't you just send a greeting card? 267 00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:42,674 Well, some historians claim that valentine's day can be traced 268 00:13:42,742 --> 00:13:44,709 To the ancient festival of lupercalia. 269 00:13:44,777 --> 00:13:46,544 See, in rome, people would slap each other 270 00:13:46,612 --> 00:13:49,714 Using animal pelts, to heighten fertility. 271 00:13:49,782 --> 00:13:52,351 We used to do that in high school. 272 00:13:52,418 --> 00:13:54,919 Using a wet towel would just heighten people's voices. 273 00:13:54,988 --> 00:13:57,489 (fake groaning) 274 00:13:57,556 --> 00:13:59,224 It is great fun, I'll tell you. 275 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,893 I bet jill would love to strike you with an animal hide. 276 00:14:01,961 --> 00:14:05,630 Mmm-hmm. I bet you mark would like to take a whack at me himself. 277 00:14:05,698 --> 00:14:08,133 Ah. Yeah. Jill told me about the video. 278 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,435 I cannot show that video on tool time. 279 00:14:10,503 --> 00:14:12,704 On the other hand, I don't want to discourage the kid 280 00:14:12,772 --> 00:14:14,640 From doing something he's passionate about. 281 00:14:14,707 --> 00:14:17,208 So, in the words of the anglican leader lorenzo dow, 282 00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:20,111 "you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't." 283 00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:23,915 You can go back to your lubrication festival. 284 00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:25,316 Tim, let me ask you something. 285 00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:27,753 When you asked mark to create this video, 286 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:29,755 Did you give him any guidelines? Yeah. 287 00:14:29,822 --> 00:14:32,557 I said, it was my show, my show, my show. 288 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,926 Aha, aha, aha. 289 00:14:36,862 --> 00:14:38,830 Not much to go on, is it? 290 00:14:38,898 --> 00:14:41,365 It's like telling a guy to build a house without blueprints. 291 00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:42,900 Which is something you wouldn't do. 292 00:14:42,968 --> 00:14:45,336 I might. 293 00:14:45,404 --> 00:14:48,473 I actually did once. That house was a disaster. 294 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,241 Yeah. But the ratings went through the roof, 295 00:14:50,309 --> 00:14:51,676 Just like the water heater. 296 00:14:51,744 --> 00:14:53,411 (chuckling) 297 00:14:53,479 --> 00:14:56,047 You know, tim, mark has his own vision and you have yours. 298 00:14:56,115 --> 00:14:58,149 Now, if you want to hire him for your show, 299 00:14:58,217 --> 00:15:00,285 You've got to communicate what you want 300 00:15:00,352 --> 00:15:02,554 In an articulate and a professional manner. 301 00:15:02,622 --> 00:15:04,489 I love articulating. Yeah. 302 00:15:04,557 --> 00:15:06,391 Maybe the two of you can work together. 303 00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:08,927 They say, sometimes, that two heads are better than one. 304 00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:11,095 So, you did see the video? 305 00:15:16,803 --> 00:15:18,703 (groaning) 306 00:15:21,707 --> 00:15:23,542 Hey, mark. Hey, brad. 307 00:15:29,816 --> 00:15:32,116 (sighing) 308 00:15:32,184 --> 00:15:34,820 Hey, brad, could you give us a minute? 309 00:15:37,957 --> 00:15:40,391 Don't worry about it. I don't feel like talking. 310 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:41,793 Brad, please. Come on. 311 00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:43,595 Yeah. Is there anything you want me to get you? 312 00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:46,665 Not now. But come back in a minute, yeah. 313 00:15:46,732 --> 00:15:48,533 I want to talk about your video. 314 00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:49,968 What about it? 315 00:15:50,035 --> 00:15:52,804 Well, I looked at it again. And it's real creative, you know? 316 00:15:52,872 --> 00:15:55,474 And it shows a lot of humor. 317 00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:56,975 Come on. You thought it sucked. 318 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,543 No, I didn't. Not at all. 319 00:15:58,611 --> 00:16:00,211 I mean, when sparky was crying there, 320 00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:03,648 I got goose bumps. At least I think that's what those were. 321 00:16:05,852 --> 00:16:08,720 Well, I looked it over again, and I thought it sucked. 322 00:16:08,788 --> 00:16:11,389 What did you think was the matter with it? 323 00:16:11,457 --> 00:16:13,658 It was just too flashy and overdone. 324 00:16:13,726 --> 00:16:16,194 It had nothing to do with your show. 325 00:16:16,261 --> 00:16:19,364 That's true. But I think I know why you did it. 326 00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:21,265 You do? 327 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,668 Yeah. It all comes back to tool time. 328 00:16:23,736 --> 00:16:25,937 It's called "the lost episode." 329 00:16:26,005 --> 00:16:27,405 Never heard of it. 330 00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:31,242 Hence the name "lost episode." 331 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,177 Nobody's seen it. Not even mom. 332 00:16:33,245 --> 00:16:34,245 When I got out of college, 333 00:16:34,313 --> 00:16:36,013 I was just fresh out of two film classes, right? 334 00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:37,549 I got my own show, and I wanted to show off. 335 00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:39,918 You know, my creativity was just burning through me, right? 336 00:16:39,985 --> 00:16:41,920 So, I did my first episode about building a table 337 00:16:41,987 --> 00:16:44,355 From the perspective of the saw. 338 00:16:45,424 --> 00:16:46,658 Oh, man. 339 00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:48,426 Yeah, that's what binford said. 340 00:16:48,494 --> 00:16:49,761 That's what the crowd said. 341 00:16:49,828 --> 00:16:51,930 That's what the saw blade actually said. 342 00:16:51,998 --> 00:16:53,698 (imitating saw blade) 343 00:16:53,766 --> 00:16:55,066 The saw? It talked. 344 00:16:55,134 --> 00:16:56,834 (chuckles) 345 00:16:56,903 --> 00:16:58,937 Binford didn't like it too much. So, what did they do? 346 00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:01,306 Well, they sat me down and we had a nice conversation about it. 347 00:17:01,374 --> 00:17:02,940 And they gave me some directions, 348 00:17:03,008 --> 00:17:05,042 Not the dumb guidelines I gave you. 349 00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:06,878 And I'm thinking that if we brainstorm 350 00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:08,546 With some of the guys down at tool time, 351 00:17:08,614 --> 00:17:10,047 We could come up with a great episode for next week. 352 00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:11,783 You're giving me a second chance? You bet I am. 353 00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:13,117 Come on, this is about our hot rod. 354 00:17:13,185 --> 00:17:15,119 I'm not just letting anybody do this. 355 00:17:15,187 --> 00:17:17,155 All right. Let's get started. All right. 356 00:17:17,222 --> 00:17:19,658 We need some notes first, on that first scene. You thirsty? 357 00:17:19,725 --> 00:17:21,125 Yeah. Hey, brad, 358 00:17:21,193 --> 00:17:23,027 Will you bring down some root beers, please? 359 00:17:24,863 --> 00:17:27,399 Well, we're just about to reveal tim's '46 ford convertible. 360 00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:30,368 Hey, tim, you want to tell us a little something about this car? 361 00:17:30,436 --> 00:17:32,670 ♪ why, this car is chopped 362 00:17:33,406 --> 00:17:35,340 ♪ it's shaved 363 00:17:35,408 --> 00:17:38,342 ♪ it's recessed 364 00:17:39,578 --> 00:17:43,814 ♪ why, it's greased lightning 365 00:17:43,882 --> 00:17:47,452 ♪ I love the overhead lifters and four-barrel quads, oh, yeah 366 00:17:50,022 --> 00:17:53,391 ♪ fuel injection cut-off and chrome-plated rods, oh, yeah 367 00:17:55,794 --> 00:17:57,195 ♪ with a four-speed on the floor 368 00:17:57,262 --> 00:17:58,830 ♪ they'll be waiting at the door 369 00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:01,532 ♪ you know without a doubt I'll be really making out 370 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,901 ♪ in greased lightning 371 00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:06,103 ♪ go, go, go go, greased lightning 372 00:18:06,239 --> 00:18:08,406 ♪ you're burning up the quarter mile 373 00:18:08,474 --> 00:18:11,042 ♪ greased lightning go, greased lightning 374 00:18:11,244 --> 00:18:12,543 ♪ go, greased lightning 375 00:18:12,612 --> 00:18:14,445 ♪ you're coasting through the heat lap trial 376 00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,647 ♪ greased lightning go, greased lightning 377 00:18:16,715 --> 00:18:17,882 ♪ you are supreme 378 00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:20,685 ♪ the chicks'll dream of greased lightning 379 00:18:20,753 --> 00:18:22,587 ♪ go, go, go 380 00:18:22,654 --> 00:18:26,825 ♪ I'll have me purple french tail lights and 30-inch fins, oh, yeah 381 00:18:28,994 --> 00:18:32,430 ♪ a palomino dashboard and dual muffler twins, oh, yeah 382 00:18:34,599 --> 00:18:36,200 ♪ with new pistons, plugs and shocks 383 00:18:36,268 --> 00:18:38,336 ♪ she could beat the super stocks 384 00:18:38,404 --> 00:18:40,639 ♪ you know that I ain't bragging she's a real dragon wagon 385 00:18:40,706 --> 00:18:44,041 ♪ greased lightning go, go, go 386 00:18:44,109 --> 00:18:48,046 ♪ go, greased lightning you're burning up the quarter mile 387 00:18:47,813 --> 00:18:49,848 ♪ greased lightning go, greased lightning 388 00:18:49,915 --> 00:18:51,382 ♪ go, greased lightning 389 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,585 ♪ you're coasting through the heat lap trial 390 00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:55,520 ♪ greased lightning go, greased lightning 391 00:18:55,587 --> 00:18:57,021 ♪ you are supreme 392 00:18:57,089 --> 00:19:00,124 ♪ the chicks'll scream for greased lightning 393 00:19:00,192 --> 00:19:02,360 ♪ go, go, go 394 00:19:26,118 --> 00:19:29,387 ♪ go, greased lightning you're burning up the quarter mile 395 00:19:29,455 --> 00:19:31,956 ♪ greased lightning go, greased lightning 396 00:19:32,023 --> 00:19:33,424 ♪ go, greased lightning 397 00:19:33,492 --> 00:19:35,560 ♪ you're coasting through the heat lap trial 398 00:19:35,627 --> 00:19:37,595 ♪ greased lightning go, greased lightning 399 00:19:37,662 --> 00:19:39,297 ♪ you are supreme 400 00:19:39,465 --> 00:19:42,834 ♪ the chicks'll scream for greased lightning ♪ 401 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:21,239 (jill laughing) 402 00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:23,274 Pretty proud of you. It looks good. Looks great, actually. 403 00:20:23,342 --> 00:20:25,076 Thanks, dad. 404 00:20:25,144 --> 00:20:28,212 Ah. God, it was such a good idea for you to think of greased lightning. 405 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,814 Yeah. Wow. Heidi was great. 406 00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:34,952 What about us? 407 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,654 Oh, you were in it? 408 00:20:39,258 --> 00:20:41,292 By the way, dad... Nah, don't even bother thanking me. 409 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,560 It was all you. It was a good idea. 410 00:20:42,627 --> 00:20:45,396 Actually, I wasn't going to. I went way over budget. 411 00:20:45,464 --> 00:20:48,399 Can I get reimbursed? 412 00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:51,436 Son, you have a lot to learn about the film business. 413 00:20:54,439 --> 00:20:56,407 ♪ well, it's got overhead lifters 414 00:20:56,475 --> 00:20:58,476 ♪ and four-barrel quads, oh, yeah 415 00:21:01,079 --> 00:21:04,281 ♪ fuel injection cut-off and chrome-plated rods, oh, yeah 416 00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:08,286 ♪ with a four-speed on the floor 417 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,920 ♪ they'll be waiting at the door 418 00:21:09,988 --> 00:21:12,457 ♪ you know, without a doubt I'll be really making out 419 00:21:12,524 --> 00:21:14,359 ♪ in greased lightning 420 00:21:14,427 --> 00:21:17,062 ♪ go, go, go go, greased lightning 421 00:21:17,129 --> 00:21:19,764 ♪ you're burning up the quarter mile 422 00:21:19,831 --> 00:21:21,966 ♪ greased lightning go, greased lightning 423 00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:23,434 ♪ go, greased lightning 424 00:21:23,502 --> 00:21:25,470 ♪ you're coasting through the heat lap trial 425 00:21:25,538 --> 00:21:27,672 ♪ greased lightning go, greased lightning 426 00:21:27,739 --> 00:21:28,806 ♪ you are supreme 427 00:21:28,874 --> 00:21:31,742 ♪ the chicks'll dream of greased lightning 428 00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:34,044 ♪ go, go, go 429 00:21:34,112 --> 00:21:37,549 ♪ I'll have me purple french tail lights and 30-inch fins, oh, yeah 430 00:21:39,785 --> 00:21:43,621 ♪ a palomino dashboard and dual muffler twins, oh, yeah 431 00:21:45,725 --> 00:21:47,225 ♪ with new pistons, plugs and shocks 432 00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:49,126 ♪ she could beat the super stocks 433 00:21:49,194 --> 00:21:51,930 ♪ you know that I ain't bragging she's a real dragon wagon 434 00:21:51,997 --> 00:21:54,899 ♪ greased lightning go, go, go 435 00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:59,470 ♪ go, greased lightning you're burning up the quarter mile ♪