1 00:00:01,255 --> 00:00:02,988 Does everybody know what time it is? 2 00:00:03,056 --> 00:00:04,523 Tool time! Tool time! 3 00:00:04,591 --> 00:00:07,293 That's right! Binford tools is proud to present 4 00:00:07,361 --> 00:00:10,796 Tim "the tool man" taylor! 5 00:00:10,864 --> 00:00:12,065 (audience cheering) 6 00:00:15,202 --> 00:00:17,002 Whoa, whoa! 7 00:00:20,574 --> 00:00:22,741 Welcome to our tool time salute... 8 00:00:22,809 --> 00:00:24,743 ...To the last manly sport. 9 00:00:24,811 --> 00:00:26,112 (cow mooing) 10 00:00:27,014 --> 00:00:28,814 Rodeo. Rodeo. 11 00:00:28,882 --> 00:00:31,583 I mean, what's more manly than eating your steak after you finish riding it? 12 00:00:31,651 --> 00:00:35,354 That's right. These cowboys are a dying breed. 13 00:00:35,422 --> 00:00:39,091 Rugged individuals who pay no mind to their overbearing mothers 14 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,093 That won't let them live their own life. 15 00:00:41,161 --> 00:00:42,828 Maybe it's out on the range, maybe not, 16 00:00:42,896 --> 00:00:44,563 But let them live their own lives! 17 00:00:44,631 --> 00:00:46,098 Al. 18 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:47,633 Well, moseying right along... 19 00:00:47,701 --> 00:00:48,601 "moseying along"? 20 00:00:48,669 --> 00:00:50,803 Yes. Auburn hills, michigan is hosting 21 00:00:50,871 --> 00:00:53,105 The longhorn world championship rodeo this week. 22 00:00:53,173 --> 00:00:55,440 All right. We called the little practice arena today. 23 00:00:55,508 --> 00:00:58,410 And we've got a championship roper today to show you some little tricks. 24 00:00:58,478 --> 00:01:00,379 Heidi, bring him on out. 25 00:01:08,955 --> 00:01:10,556 Where's the rest of you? 26 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:13,993 They were gonna send us a real cowboy, weren't they? 27 00:01:14,061 --> 00:01:15,828 I am a real cowboy, sir. 28 00:01:15,896 --> 00:01:19,264 My name is ty cisco. And I'm a junior champion team roper. 29 00:01:19,332 --> 00:01:21,600 Well, it's nice to meet you, champ. 30 00:01:21,668 --> 00:01:23,535 It's great to be here, sir. 31 00:01:23,603 --> 00:01:26,171 You know, when I was your age, I could've been a cowboy. 32 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,808 Golly gee! 33 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:31,744 Riding the rodeo circuit. That must be an exciting life. 34 00:01:31,812 --> 00:01:33,278 Yeah, it's pretty neat. 35 00:01:33,346 --> 00:01:36,615 But I also like school and messing around with my hunting dog, wiley. 36 00:01:36,683 --> 00:01:38,451 "my hunting dog, wiley." 37 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:43,488 Look, billy bob, you got me in a bind here, you know? 38 00:01:43,556 --> 00:01:45,124 I promised the audience some rodeo action. 39 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,359 Can you do anything with that little jump rope of yours? 40 00:01:47,427 --> 00:01:48,460 Yeah. I can show you a trick or two. 41 00:01:48,528 --> 00:01:49,561 Okay, then. 42 00:01:49,629 --> 00:01:51,463 Yippi-ti-yi-yo! Klaus? 43 00:01:51,531 --> 00:01:53,131 (western music playing) 44 00:02:02,642 --> 00:02:04,810 Man 1: Yeah! Man 2: Yeah! 45 00:02:04,878 --> 00:02:08,113 Let's have a big hand for the cisco kid. 46 00:02:08,181 --> 00:02:09,315 (man whoops) 47 00:02:09,382 --> 00:02:11,750 I'll tell you, that's not bad for a kid. 48 00:02:11,818 --> 00:02:13,986 You know, I'm pretty good at roping myself. 49 00:02:14,053 --> 00:02:16,555 Folks, I apologize in advance. 50 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:19,158 Klaus? 51 00:02:19,926 --> 00:02:21,760 (western music playing) 52 00:03:29,562 --> 00:03:32,231 This new french restaurant opening up in royal oak. 53 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,800 Maybe your father and I should go there for our anniversary. 54 00:03:34,868 --> 00:03:36,302 How come you're not gonna go to your favorite place? 55 00:03:36,369 --> 00:03:39,905 The one where that waiter always insults him. 56 00:03:39,973 --> 00:03:43,709 Brad, it's our anniversary. I'm getting a new waiter to insult your dad. 57 00:03:45,045 --> 00:03:46,045 Never stop giving. 58 00:03:46,112 --> 00:03:47,913 No. 59 00:03:47,981 --> 00:03:50,716 Plus, I hate that guy at sorrentino's. Antonio. He's really rude. 60 00:03:50,783 --> 00:03:55,487 And he sounds like dracula. "good evening." 61 00:03:55,555 --> 00:03:57,589 Check this out. I guess they got this new program 62 00:03:57,657 --> 00:03:59,224 Where they put cameras at intersections 63 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:02,060 And try to catch drivers who run red lights. 64 00:04:02,128 --> 00:04:05,364 Whoa, cool angles! They can get the license plate from the back 65 00:04:05,432 --> 00:04:07,699 And the driver from the front. 66 00:04:07,767 --> 00:04:09,401 Let me see that. 67 00:04:10,804 --> 00:04:12,738 Gosh! 68 00:04:12,806 --> 00:04:14,940 Nobody's gonna be able to pick their nose in the car anymore. 69 00:04:16,943 --> 00:04:18,176 I think this is outrageous. 70 00:04:18,244 --> 00:04:20,846 I mean, it's a blatant invasion of privacy. 71 00:04:20,914 --> 00:04:23,048 It's another example of big brother taking control 72 00:04:23,116 --> 00:04:25,317 And infiltrating every aspect of our lives. 73 00:04:25,519 --> 00:04:26,819 You just don't want to get a ticket. 74 00:04:26,887 --> 00:04:28,019 Fricking right! 75 00:04:29,789 --> 00:04:30,855 Hey, brad! Good news. 76 00:04:30,923 --> 00:04:32,224 Yeah? I got a lead on where 77 00:04:32,292 --> 00:04:33,058 We can take your mustang to repair it. 78 00:04:33,126 --> 00:04:34,493 Really? 79 00:04:34,561 --> 00:04:35,661 I'm surprised you have time for mechanics 80 00:04:35,729 --> 00:04:37,696 Considering what's coming up a week from Friday. 81 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,501 I know what a week from Friday is. 82 00:04:42,569 --> 00:04:44,904 It's our anniversary! 83 00:04:44,971 --> 00:04:46,572 Our anniversary's a week from Thursday. 84 00:04:48,808 --> 00:04:50,475 What's a week from Friday? 85 00:04:51,711 --> 00:04:52,878 Nothing. 86 00:04:55,081 --> 00:04:56,348 She's good. She's good. 87 00:05:02,322 --> 00:05:04,423 Hey, buddy. How's it hanging? 88 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:07,259 I hope you're referring to my work light. 89 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:13,099 I am sorry. I thought you were a guy. 90 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:15,901 If I am, I have a lot of unnecessary cramps. 91 00:05:19,405 --> 00:05:22,307 Yeah. I read about this place in mustang monthly, 92 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:24,943 And I'm looking for alex, the saleen mustang specialist. 93 00:05:25,011 --> 00:05:27,713 I'm alex, the saleen mustang specialist. 94 00:05:32,418 --> 00:05:35,420 So, you'd be working on my kid's car? 95 00:05:35,488 --> 00:05:39,425 Look, how I fix cars has nothing to do with the kind of underwear I wear, does it? 96 00:05:41,595 --> 00:05:43,862 No! Of course not! 97 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,665 Wouldn't matter if you didn't wear any underwear. 98 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:50,368 It's a beautiful shelby. 99 00:05:50,504 --> 00:05:52,938 Yup, '66 gt 350h. 100 00:05:53,005 --> 00:05:54,773 They only made 1,500 of these. 101 00:05:54,841 --> 00:05:56,074 Actually, a thousand. 102 00:05:56,142 --> 00:05:58,276 Nine hundred automatics and 100 four-speeds. 103 00:05:58,345 --> 00:05:59,578 Quarter-mile time? 104 00:05:59,646 --> 00:06:01,947 15-point-two seconds at 92 miles per hour. 105 00:06:02,014 --> 00:06:04,550 Pretty sweet deal considering the original purchase price was... 106 00:06:04,617 --> 00:06:06,384 Thirty-five forty-seven. 107 00:06:06,452 --> 00:06:07,753 Are you done testing me? 108 00:06:07,821 --> 00:06:08,854 Almost. 109 00:06:10,757 --> 00:06:13,258 Who was the last actor to join the three stooges? 110 00:06:13,326 --> 00:06:16,662 Curly-joe derita, but he's no shemp. 111 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:17,629 Hey! Tim taylor. 112 00:06:17,697 --> 00:06:19,564 I know. Nice to meet you. 113 00:06:19,632 --> 00:06:21,066 You want to take a look at the mustang then? 114 00:06:21,134 --> 00:06:22,901 Yeah. I was just about to clock out, so let me wash up, 115 00:06:22,969 --> 00:06:24,302 And I'll take a look at it for you. All right. 116 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:26,739 But, hey, I gotta tell ya, I'm a huge tool time fan. 117 00:06:26,806 --> 00:06:27,973 Really? 118 00:06:28,041 --> 00:06:29,474 Yeah, man. I just really love the show. 119 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:31,176 What's your favorite episode? 120 00:06:31,244 --> 00:06:36,048 Definitely the one where you fell through that port-a-potty. 121 00:06:36,116 --> 00:06:38,951 Yeah, the ladies go nuts over that one, you know? 122 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:40,619 It's the first time I did my own stunt, you know? 123 00:06:40,686 --> 00:06:41,887 Anything for the audience. 124 00:06:41,955 --> 00:06:44,456 Did that stink in there! 125 00:06:44,524 --> 00:06:45,958 How long have you been a mechanic? 126 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:49,428 Alex: Since I was two and I souped up my own stroller. 127 00:06:52,098 --> 00:06:53,865 Okay. Ready. 128 00:06:54,935 --> 00:06:58,037 Wow! Wow! 129 00:06:58,104 --> 00:07:01,073 I mean, imagine that! You know? Souping up your own stroller! 130 00:07:04,944 --> 00:07:05,944 Nice save. 131 00:07:06,012 --> 00:07:07,513 Let's go take a look at the car. 132 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:09,681 Okay. 133 00:07:09,749 --> 00:07:12,183 Now, eventually, brad and I are gonna do some performance modifications, 134 00:07:12,251 --> 00:07:14,420 But right now I've got some problems with the transmission. 135 00:07:14,487 --> 00:07:16,054 Like what? 136 00:07:16,122 --> 00:07:17,155 Well, there's this grinding noise coming out of it, 137 00:07:17,223 --> 00:07:18,424 And I thought it was the shift fork. 138 00:07:18,491 --> 00:07:20,592 Turns out that's not what it is. 139 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:21,993 Maybe it's the syncros. 140 00:07:22,061 --> 00:07:23,662 Yeah. 141 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:25,130 How do you know so much about cars? 142 00:07:25,197 --> 00:07:26,398 You grow up with four brothers, 143 00:07:26,466 --> 00:07:28,033 You pick up all kinds of guy stuff. 144 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,701 Four brothers? I have four brothers. No way! 145 00:07:29,769 --> 00:07:30,936 Yeah! 146 00:07:31,003 --> 00:07:33,038 Yeah, mine taught me how to burp the alphabet. 147 00:07:33,105 --> 00:07:36,374 A woman of letters! 148 00:07:36,443 --> 00:07:39,912 Yeah, they taught me all about cars and tools. It was great. 149 00:07:39,979 --> 00:07:42,113 One summer they even got me a job as an arc welder. 150 00:07:42,181 --> 00:07:44,783 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! A woman arc welder? Don't toy with me. 151 00:07:44,851 --> 00:07:46,017 Tim, you're veering off the road. 152 00:07:46,085 --> 00:07:48,253 Sorry. 153 00:07:48,321 --> 00:07:50,956 Hey, why don't you downshift, so I can hear that noise you're talking about? 154 00:07:51,023 --> 00:07:54,793 Okay. That should be... There you go. Listen. 155 00:07:54,861 --> 00:07:56,161 Yeah, it's the syncros. 156 00:07:56,228 --> 00:07:58,664 I have the same problem with my fairlane thunderbolt. 157 00:07:58,731 --> 00:08:00,666 A fairlane thunderbolt with the big 427? 158 00:08:00,733 --> 00:08:01,900 Yeah. And the glass hood scoop. 159 00:08:01,968 --> 00:08:03,101 I gotta take a look at this car. 160 00:08:03,169 --> 00:08:04,336 Tim, red light! 161 00:08:04,403 --> 00:08:05,403 (tires screeching) 162 00:08:08,741 --> 00:08:10,175 That's a reflex from having three kids. 163 00:08:10,242 --> 00:08:11,643 I'm not a kid. 164 00:08:11,711 --> 00:08:13,645 I'm well aware of that. 165 00:08:16,516 --> 00:08:17,916 Hey, marty. 166 00:08:17,984 --> 00:08:19,351 Hey, jill. 167 00:08:19,419 --> 00:08:23,321 Look. I want you to see what I got tim for our anniversary present. 168 00:08:24,657 --> 00:08:26,424 Wow! An old hamilton. 169 00:08:26,492 --> 00:08:30,562 Yeah. You know, he's always talking about the one that your dad wore. 170 00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:32,397 Yeah. 171 00:08:32,465 --> 00:08:34,165 Mom gave it to jeff, and he broke it. 172 00:08:35,501 --> 00:08:37,669 Then he gave it to me, and I broke it. 173 00:08:38,638 --> 00:08:39,905 Then tim wanted it, 174 00:08:39,973 --> 00:08:42,440 And mom confiscated it before he could come near it. 175 00:08:43,576 --> 00:08:44,743 Smart lady. 176 00:08:44,811 --> 00:08:46,745 All right, guys. I'm late. I gotta go. 177 00:08:46,813 --> 00:08:48,880 I'm gonna go to jason's and study. Mom, can I take the nomad? 178 00:08:48,948 --> 00:08:50,448 Yeah, yeah. Sure. Look, look. 179 00:08:50,516 --> 00:08:53,151 This is what I got dad for our anniversary present. 180 00:08:53,219 --> 00:08:56,688 You stole grandma's watch? 181 00:08:56,756 --> 00:09:00,258 Yes, brad, I did. I mugged her outside the social security office. 182 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:08,434 I've got some great news on the mustang. I'll tell you about it later on, all right? 183 00:09:08,501 --> 00:09:10,068 All right. 184 00:09:10,136 --> 00:09:12,003 So, honey, what do you want for dinner? 185 00:09:12,071 --> 00:09:14,440 I'm not gonna eat. I'm just gonna change clothes and go check on brad's car. 186 00:09:15,942 --> 00:09:17,175 He's working on the car again? 187 00:09:17,243 --> 00:09:18,744 Yeah. 188 00:09:18,812 --> 00:09:21,246 He's been working with that mechanic every night this week. 189 00:09:21,314 --> 00:09:22,548 Wow! 190 00:09:22,615 --> 00:09:25,050 He's usually so critical of his car guys. 191 00:09:25,117 --> 00:09:27,085 Alex has gotta be a hot mechanic. 192 00:09:28,721 --> 00:09:30,355 Yeah, yeah. He loves this one. 193 00:09:30,423 --> 00:09:33,358 I wouldn't be surprised if he spent the night at the garage. 194 00:09:35,695 --> 00:09:37,663 Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 195 00:09:37,730 --> 00:09:41,333 They are so beautiful. You guys... 196 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,901 Wait, what do you want? 197 00:09:45,538 --> 00:09:49,274 Simply that you keep that in mind the next time we screw up. 198 00:09:49,342 --> 00:09:50,576 Okay. All right. 199 00:09:50,643 --> 00:09:51,743 (phone ringing) 200 00:09:51,810 --> 00:09:53,711 Thank you. You're so sweet. 201 00:09:53,779 --> 00:09:56,381 Hello? Hi, honey. 202 00:09:56,449 --> 00:09:58,450 Wait a minute, where are you? 203 00:09:58,518 --> 00:10:01,653 Well, how much longer? 204 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:05,790 I can't believe you had to go to the mechanic's on our anniversary. 205 00:10:05,858 --> 00:10:07,759 No, I don't want to meet you there. 206 00:10:07,826 --> 00:10:10,762 Then we gotta have two cars. And we gotta drive home alone... 207 00:10:12,598 --> 00:10:14,132 Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah. 208 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,935 I'll call the restaurant, and I'll move back the reservation. 209 00:10:17,002 --> 00:10:19,037 Yes. Shoot! Yeah, okay. Bye. 210 00:10:19,105 --> 00:10:20,672 Would you put this... Hang this up? Yeah. 211 00:10:20,739 --> 00:10:24,209 I got water all over the mail. Man! 212 00:10:25,344 --> 00:10:27,112 What is this? 213 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:32,217 This is from the royal oak police department. It's a ticket. Brad! 214 00:10:32,285 --> 00:10:33,952 Mom, I didn't get a ticket. 215 00:10:34,019 --> 00:10:36,154 And in case I did, I got flower credit. 216 00:10:38,991 --> 00:10:41,393 Wait a minute. I think this is your dad's ticket. 217 00:10:44,163 --> 00:10:45,363 Hello! 218 00:11:01,147 --> 00:11:02,981 Great restaurant. Sorry I'm late. 219 00:11:03,049 --> 00:11:04,483 Happy anniversary. 220 00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:06,518 Is it? 221 00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:08,253 Look, I know you're upset. 222 00:11:08,321 --> 00:11:10,922 But I get so distracted when I'm working under a hood. 223 00:11:13,126 --> 00:11:16,061 Come on! I lose track of time when I'm working with my hands. 224 00:11:18,798 --> 00:11:22,033 Tim, who were you with tonight? 225 00:11:22,101 --> 00:11:24,769 Who I've been with all this week. Alex, my mechanic. 226 00:11:24,837 --> 00:11:27,172 Then who is that? 227 00:11:27,807 --> 00:11:29,007 Alex, my mechanic. 228 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:32,544 What is this? 229 00:11:32,612 --> 00:11:37,315 It's a ticket that you got while joy-riding with your quote "mechanic." 230 00:11:37,383 --> 00:11:39,417 This is ridiculous. 231 00:11:39,485 --> 00:11:40,685 It was a slow yellow. 232 00:11:40,754 --> 00:11:43,222 The brakes are bad. How can I get a ticket for this? 233 00:11:45,224 --> 00:11:47,225 Will you forget about the ticket? 234 00:11:47,293 --> 00:11:49,961 Who is the woman? And why is your hand on her breast? 235 00:11:50,029 --> 00:11:53,198 This is my mechanic, alex. My hand is not on her breast. It's guarding it. 236 00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:54,399 What? 237 00:11:57,703 --> 00:12:00,839 And may I say what a fine job it's doing. 238 00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:04,743 Antonio? 239 00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:05,944 Good evening. 240 00:12:07,046 --> 00:12:09,348 What are you doing at this restaurant? 241 00:12:09,415 --> 00:12:13,885 My previous employer grew weary of defending me in the lawsuits. 242 00:12:15,921 --> 00:12:17,222 Can I get you something to drink? 243 00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:18,657 Yes, you can. 244 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:19,991 A very good bottle of champagne. 245 00:12:20,059 --> 00:12:21,626 We're celebrating our anniversary. 246 00:12:22,195 --> 00:12:24,996 Champagne on an anniversary. 247 00:12:25,064 --> 00:12:26,498 How original! 248 00:12:28,901 --> 00:12:31,336 Okay, okay, okay. Why didn't you tell me 249 00:12:31,404 --> 00:12:35,006 That you hired a beautiful, sexy woman to work on brad's car? 250 00:12:35,074 --> 00:12:37,509 Every time I try to tell you about one of my mechanics, you cut me off, 251 00:12:37,577 --> 00:12:40,144 So I didn't bother with the details. So what? 252 00:12:40,212 --> 00:12:42,914 When they're younger, bigger details, I'd like to know. 253 00:12:44,684 --> 00:12:47,753 I didn't even know she was a woman until she took off her clothes. 254 00:12:49,922 --> 00:12:52,991 She took her overalls off to slip into something comfortable. 255 00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:57,262 Look, to me, alex is just a mechanic. 256 00:12:57,329 --> 00:12:58,430 There's nothing going on between you? 257 00:12:58,498 --> 00:12:59,898 There's nothing going on between us. 258 00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:02,601 Come on! You know I like cars more than I like women. 259 00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:06,605 Just... I wanted this night to be special. It's ruined. 260 00:13:06,672 --> 00:13:07,873 It's not ruined. Yes, it is. 261 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,140 We'll get another waiter. 262 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,812 We got french food coming, some champagne. 263 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,781 Come on. I opened... I got you something nice. Open that up. 264 00:13:16,849 --> 00:13:18,516 You did? Yes! 265 00:13:21,287 --> 00:13:22,521 Oh, my god! 266 00:13:24,823 --> 00:13:28,293 We look like we're on our way to rob a convenience store. 267 00:13:35,101 --> 00:13:36,668 We were on our way to the doobie brothers that night. 268 00:13:36,736 --> 00:13:38,303 I know. That was such a great night. 269 00:13:38,371 --> 00:13:40,238 Happy anniversary, honey. 270 00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:42,440 Happy anniversary. 271 00:13:42,508 --> 00:13:45,042 I got you something. Here. 272 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,518 Did you steal this from my mother? 273 00:13:53,619 --> 00:13:56,355 No! I found one just like your dad's. 274 00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:57,489 No way! Yeah. 275 00:13:57,557 --> 00:13:58,590 (phone ringing) 276 00:13:58,658 --> 00:13:59,891 Unbelievable. 277 00:14:01,728 --> 00:14:04,263 Hello? Hi, alex. 278 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:08,199 You found a flowmaster at half price? You are amazing. 279 00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:12,103 No, it's just funny. You know that yellow light we slipped through? 280 00:14:12,171 --> 00:14:14,506 I got one of those ticket pictures. You look great. 281 00:14:14,574 --> 00:14:16,508 I mean, the angle on me's kind of bad. 282 00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:17,576 Huh? 283 00:14:18,444 --> 00:14:20,512 I can't hear. Hold on. 284 00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:23,047 You're fading out there. What? Hold on. 285 00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:26,351 Got ya. Yeah. 286 00:14:27,019 --> 00:14:28,587 Uh-huh. 287 00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:30,889 Throttle body. That's a great idea. 288 00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:32,157 Tomorrow. Okay? 289 00:14:32,224 --> 00:14:33,659 Right. 290 00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:35,727 Okay, bye. 291 00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:42,834 What a pity champagne costs the same for one as it does for two. 292 00:14:42,902 --> 00:14:44,603 Happy anniversary. 293 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:52,243 Why did you leave the restaurant like that? 294 00:14:52,312 --> 00:14:55,847 I'm surprised you noticed. You were so busy talking to your new friend, alex. 295 00:14:55,915 --> 00:14:58,283 She found an auto part we were looking for. She was excited. 296 00:14:58,351 --> 00:14:59,984 She didn't know it was our anniversary. 297 00:15:00,052 --> 00:15:01,886 I'm sure she didn't. 298 00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:04,255 I'm sure it wasn't important enough for you to mention. 299 00:15:10,829 --> 00:15:13,632 For your information, I didn't tell anybody it was our anniversary 300 00:15:13,699 --> 00:15:16,934 Regardless of race, creed or sexual orientation. 301 00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:20,938 So, you're an equal opportunity idiot. 302 00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:23,742 Well, that's a great way to celebrate our anniversary, calling me an idiot. 303 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,044 You earned it! You could've told her that it was your anniversary! 304 00:15:26,111 --> 00:15:28,179 That you were with your wife, and you could call her back tomorrow! 305 00:15:28,247 --> 00:15:31,182 That's exactly what I did say, right after you bolted out of the restaurant. 306 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,584 You should've seen yourself talking to her. 307 00:15:32,652 --> 00:15:34,619 You were drooling like a school boy. 308 00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:36,521 She got me a flowmaster at half price. 309 00:15:36,589 --> 00:15:38,122 Excuse me. 310 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,425 While you were spending every waking moment with this woman, 311 00:15:40,493 --> 00:15:43,562 I went to 12 different antique stores trying to find a watch 312 00:15:43,629 --> 00:15:45,363 To honor the memory of your father, 313 00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:48,032 And you didn't look at me once like that tonight! 314 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,701 Thanks a lot, tim! Happy anniversary! 315 00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:57,308 Wilson, what are you doing? Planting snow peas? 316 00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,244 (wilson chuckles) 317 00:15:59,311 --> 00:16:01,913 No, no, no, no, no, tim. Did you realize that in thailand 318 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:05,883 They sprinkle lemon grass on their lawn to ward off a raging storm? 319 00:16:05,951 --> 00:16:08,920 What do they sprinkle on the lawn to ward off a raging wife? 320 00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:11,056 Jewelry. 321 00:16:14,126 --> 00:16:17,429 Jill's having a problem with my new mechanic, alex. 322 00:16:17,496 --> 00:16:19,864 I thought you were crazy about his work. 323 00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:21,466 Well, he's actually a she. 324 00:16:22,201 --> 00:16:23,701 Well, that's funny. 325 00:16:23,769 --> 00:16:26,171 You never told me your mechanic was a woman. 326 00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:28,339 I didn't tell jill either. 327 00:16:28,407 --> 00:16:31,142 When she found out that I spend so much time with alex, 328 00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,144 She got really upset. 329 00:16:33,046 --> 00:16:35,113 Why didn't you tell jill that alex was a woman? 330 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,348 It never occurred to me. 331 00:16:36,415 --> 00:16:37,381 Uh-huh. 332 00:16:38,951 --> 00:16:41,286 And why did you spend every night with her this week? 333 00:16:41,354 --> 00:16:42,721 To work on brad's car. 334 00:16:42,788 --> 00:16:43,654 Ah. 335 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,558 And it took you that long to fix the problem in the gearbox? 336 00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:50,428 No, that took about an hour and a half, but we did other stuff. 337 00:16:50,496 --> 00:16:52,631 What other stuff? You know, am I on trial here? 338 00:16:52,698 --> 00:16:55,633 Well, I'm very sorry, tim. I'm just asking if your mechanic was a man, 339 00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:57,903 Would you have spent all that time over at the garage? 340 00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:59,937 What does that have to do with anything? 341 00:17:00,006 --> 00:17:03,708 Well, maybe you withheld information from jill because actually 342 00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:05,376 You are attracted to alex. 343 00:17:05,444 --> 00:17:07,212 No, no, no. 344 00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:09,280 No. 345 00:17:09,348 --> 00:17:10,548 Maybe. 346 00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:15,486 Who hasn't fantasized about dating an arc welder? 347 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,423 I am attracted to her. 348 00:17:20,326 --> 00:17:21,926 It's horrible. 349 00:17:21,994 --> 00:17:22,827 No, it's not horrible as long as you don't act on it. 350 00:17:22,895 --> 00:17:24,095 Yeah, it is. 351 00:17:24,263 --> 00:17:25,664 Well, I would never act on it. 352 00:17:25,731 --> 00:17:27,532 You want to be sure not to put yourself in a situation 353 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,601 Where you could be tempted. 354 00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:33,171 You know, I'm the kind of guy that doesn't like playing with fire 355 00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:34,939 Unless it's on tool time. 356 00:17:36,408 --> 00:17:38,143 And we've all seen what happens there. 357 00:17:40,412 --> 00:17:41,445 Alex! 358 00:17:41,513 --> 00:17:43,114 I'll be out in a minute, tim. 359 00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:44,949 The car looks great. 360 00:17:45,017 --> 00:17:46,284 Hey, what's going on? 361 00:17:46,351 --> 00:17:48,619 (exclaims wearily) 362 00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:51,589 Nothing. I just... I think I'm gonna stop working on the car. 363 00:17:51,657 --> 00:17:53,858 But we haven't finished the rear end. 364 00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:58,229 I think we've looked at enough rear ends. 365 00:17:58,297 --> 00:18:00,965 Well, you're still gonna come by and show me your hot rod, aren't you? 366 00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:03,101 I don't think so. 367 00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:05,003 I don't understand. I mean, did I do something wrong? 368 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:07,638 No. No. Not at all. You've done everything right. 369 00:18:07,706 --> 00:18:09,407 And you were the right mechanic for the job. 370 00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:12,410 But sometimes two rights would make a wrong. 371 00:18:14,746 --> 00:18:16,614 You're a very good mechanic, alex. 372 00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:19,684 And you're also very attractive. 373 00:18:19,751 --> 00:18:23,221 And I am a very married guy. And I don't want to, you know, violate that trust anymore. 374 00:18:23,289 --> 00:18:24,522 Tim... Let me finish. 375 00:18:24,589 --> 00:18:26,624 And I know there's probably some attraction to me 376 00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:29,560 Because I'm a local celebrity and a tv star, you know, and... 377 00:18:29,628 --> 00:18:30,829 Hey! Hey, greg. 378 00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:32,197 Oftentimes, women your age find... 379 00:18:32,264 --> 00:18:34,132 Tim, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, greg. 380 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,266 Greg: Hi. 381 00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:37,602 Were you guys in the middle of something? 382 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:41,439 No, I am... I am so finished. 383 00:18:41,507 --> 00:18:43,542 Listen, greg, I'll meet you in the car. I'll be there in a minute. 384 00:18:43,609 --> 00:18:46,011 Okay, nice meeting you, sir. 385 00:18:46,078 --> 00:18:47,345 You too, son. 386 00:18:49,481 --> 00:18:50,815 I'm an idiot! 387 00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:51,849 You're not an idiot. Yes. I'm an idiot. 388 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:52,950 No. 389 00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:54,185 You're just a man. 390 00:18:55,554 --> 00:18:56,787 A really attractive man. 391 00:18:56,855 --> 00:18:57,922 Nah. 392 00:18:59,558 --> 00:19:01,893 You know, you kind of remind me of my father. 393 00:19:09,035 --> 00:19:10,368 (clears throat) 394 00:19:13,305 --> 00:19:15,640 Honey, I want to talk. 395 00:19:15,707 --> 00:19:17,808 You want me to say that what you did 396 00:19:17,876 --> 00:19:19,511 Last night was okay, and I'm not gonna do that. 397 00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:22,280 Well, it wasn't okay, but for a lot of reasons. 398 00:19:23,815 --> 00:19:25,850 Such as? 399 00:19:25,918 --> 00:19:28,053 Well, I thought I was going down there to work on brad's car. 400 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,888 But it turns out that, you know, she was young, 401 00:19:30,956 --> 00:19:32,557 And she knew about the three stooges, 402 00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:35,960 And she knew cars, and she's attractive, 403 00:19:36,028 --> 00:19:38,229 And I was attracted to her. 404 00:19:38,297 --> 00:19:40,298 So, was she attracted to you? 405 00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:41,866 Well, it turns out, no. 406 00:19:43,835 --> 00:19:45,370 I went down there to pick up brad's car. 407 00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:47,038 And I was telling her that I was happily married. 408 00:19:47,106 --> 00:19:49,807 And trying to explain how it would be easy to be attracted to a guy like me. 409 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,577 And she introduces me to her big stud muffin boyfriend. 410 00:19:54,346 --> 00:19:55,846 So, that must've been kind of embarrassing. 411 00:19:55,914 --> 00:19:58,049 Yes, I made quite an idiot out of myself. 412 00:20:00,186 --> 00:20:02,253 Go on. 413 00:20:02,321 --> 00:20:04,422 Well, junior there called me "sir." 414 00:20:05,691 --> 00:20:07,325 That's good. 415 00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:09,927 She said I reminded her a lot of her dad. 416 00:20:09,995 --> 00:20:11,563 Oh, that's really good. 417 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,498 Yeah. 418 00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:14,865 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 419 00:20:14,933 --> 00:20:16,101 Immensely. 420 00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:19,737 Well, 421 00:20:19,805 --> 00:20:22,673 That's the reason why I spent too much time down there, I think. 422 00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,842 And drooled all over the phone, and... 423 00:20:26,712 --> 00:20:28,413 (sighs) 424 00:20:28,481 --> 00:20:32,484 You know, this stuff just... It happens. It just... It's okay. I just... 425 00:20:32,551 --> 00:20:35,153 I wish you hadn't done it on our anniversary. 426 00:20:35,221 --> 00:20:36,621 I wish I hadn't done it at all. 427 00:20:36,688 --> 00:20:39,957 You know, because this is the woman 428 00:20:40,025 --> 00:20:42,026 I like spending time with, you know? 429 00:20:42,094 --> 00:20:44,729 Do you remember the first time I told you I loved you? 430 00:20:45,998 --> 00:20:47,499 When was that? 431 00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:50,668 I don't remember, I was hoping you did. 432 00:20:50,736 --> 00:20:53,204 I'm kidding. Nineteen years ago. Do you remember? 433 00:20:53,272 --> 00:20:55,473 The front porch of your parents' house. That summer place they had. 434 00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:57,808 Sitting out there, summertime. 435 00:20:57,876 --> 00:21:00,178 Your old man comes crashing out of that screen door with a saber. 436 00:21:00,246 --> 00:21:01,846 Chases me off the porch. 437 00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:03,748 What's the matter with him, anyway? 438 00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:09,086 I never thought I would see you again that night. 439 00:21:12,391 --> 00:21:13,458 You just did it. 440 00:21:13,526 --> 00:21:15,193 Now what did I do? 441 00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:17,728 You just looked at me the way I wanted you to look at me last night. 442 00:21:17,796 --> 00:21:20,097 When, wait... Which look? This one? 443 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,133 No. 444 00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:24,335 Hold it. Wait, wait. It was... I know it was in there, hold on. 445 00:21:25,937 --> 00:21:27,338 No. 446 00:21:27,406 --> 00:21:28,773 How about this? 447 00:21:32,311 --> 00:21:33,378 No. 448 00:21:36,348 --> 00:21:38,082 I prefer this. 449 00:21:58,637 --> 00:22:00,572 So, I hear you're pretty good with mustangs. 450 00:22:00,639 --> 00:22:03,107 What do you say you work on mine? 451 00:22:05,544 --> 00:22:07,445 Yeah, I'd like that.