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Does everybody know
what time it is?
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Tool time!
Tool time!
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That's right!
Binford tools is
proud to present
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Tim "the tool man" taylor!
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(audience cheering)
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Whoa, whoa!
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Welcome to our
tool time salute...
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...To the last
manly sport.
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(cow mooing)
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Rodeo.
Rodeo.
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I mean, what's more manly
than eating your steak
after you finish riding it?
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That's right.
These cowboys
are a dying breed.
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Rugged individuals who
pay no mind to their
overbearing mothers
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That won't let them
live their own life.
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Maybe it's out on
the range, maybe not,
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But let them live
their own lives!
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Al.
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Well, moseying right along...
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"moseying along"?
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Yes. Auburn hills,
michigan is hosting
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The longhorn
world championship
rodeo this week.
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All right.
We called the little
practice arena today.
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And we've got a championship
roper today to show you
some little tricks.
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Heidi, bring him on out.
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Where's the rest of you?
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They were gonna send us
a real cowboy, weren't they?
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I am a real cowboy, sir.
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My name is ty cisco.
And I'm a junior
champion team roper.
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Well, it's nice
to meet you, champ.
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It's great to be here, sir.
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You know,
when I was your age,
I could've been a cowboy.
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Golly gee!
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Riding the rodeo circuit.
That must be an exciting life.
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Yeah, it's pretty neat.
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But I also like school
and messing around
with my hunting dog, wiley.
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"my hunting dog, wiley."
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Look, billy bob,
you got me in a
bind here, you know?
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I promised the audience
some rodeo action.
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Can you do anything
with that little
jump rope of yours?
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Yeah. I can show
you a trick or two.
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Okay, then.
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Yippi-ti-yi-yo! Klaus?
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(western music playing)
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Man 1: Yeah!
Man 2: Yeah!
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Let's have a big hand
for the cisco kid.
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(man whoops)
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I'll tell you,
that's not bad for a kid.
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You know,
I'm pretty good
at roping myself.
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Folks, I apologize
in advance.
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Klaus?
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(western music playing)
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This new french restaurant
opening up in royal oak.
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Maybe your father and I
should go there
for our anniversary.
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How come you're not gonna
go to your favorite place?
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The one where that waiter
always insults him.
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Brad, it's our anniversary.
I'm getting a new waiter
to insult your dad.
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Never stop giving.
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No.
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Plus, I hate that
guy at sorrentino's.
Antonio. He's really rude.
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And he sounds like dracula.
"good evening."
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Check this out.
I guess they got
this new program
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Where they put cameras
at intersections
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And try to catch drivers
who run red lights.
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Whoa, cool angles!
They can get the license
plate from the back
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And the driver
from the front.
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Let me see that.
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Gosh!
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Nobody's gonna be able
to pick their nose in
the car anymore.
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I think this is outrageous.
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I mean, it's a blatant
invasion of privacy.
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It's another example
of big brother taking control
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And infiltrating
every aspect of our lives.
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You just don't
want to get a ticket.
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Fricking right!
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Hey, brad! Good news.
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Yeah?
I got a lead on where
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We can take your
mustang to repair it.
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Really?
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I'm surprised you have
time for mechanics
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Considering what's coming
up a week from Friday.
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I know what a week
from Friday is.
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It's our anniversary!
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Our anniversary's
a week from Thursday.
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What's a week
from Friday?
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Nothing.
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She's good.
She's good.
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Hey, buddy.
How's it hanging?
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I hope you're referring
to my work light.
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I am sorry.
I thought you were a guy.
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If I am,
I have a lot of
unnecessary cramps.
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Yeah. I read about this
place in mustang monthly,
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And I'm looking for alex,
the saleen mustang specialist.
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I'm alex,
the saleen mustang specialist.
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So, you'd be working
on my kid's car?
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Look, how I fix cars has
nothing to do with the kind
of underwear I wear, does it?
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No! Of course not!
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Wouldn't matter if you
didn't wear any underwear.
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It's a beautiful shelby.
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Yup, '66 gt 350h.
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They only made
1,500 of these.
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Actually, a thousand.
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Nine hundred automatics
and 100 four-speeds.
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Quarter-mile time?
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15-point-two seconds
at 92 miles per hour.
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Pretty sweet deal
considering the original
purchase price was...
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Thirty-five forty-seven.
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Are you done testing me?
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Almost.
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Who was the last actor
to join the three stooges?
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Curly-joe derita,
but he's no shemp.
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Hey! Tim taylor.
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I know.
Nice to meet you.
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You want to take a look
at the mustang then?
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Yeah. I was just
about to clock out,
so let me wash up,
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And I'll take
a look at it for you.
All right.
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But, hey, I gotta tell ya,
I'm a huge tool time fan.
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Really?
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Yeah, man.
I just really
love the show.
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What's your
favorite episode?
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Definitely the one
where you fell through
that port-a-potty.
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Yeah, the ladies go nuts
over that one, you know?
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It's the first time
I did my own stunt,
you know?
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Anything for the audience.
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Did that stink in there!
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How long have you
been a mechanic?
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Alex: Since I was two
and I souped up my own
stroller.
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Okay. Ready.
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Wow! Wow!
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I mean, imagine that!
You know? Souping up
your own stroller!
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Nice save.
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Let's go take
a look at the car.
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Okay.
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Now, eventually,
brad and I are gonna do some
performance modifications,
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But right now I've got
some problems with
the transmission.
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Like what?
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Well, there's this
grinding noise coming
out of it,
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And I thought it
was the shift fork.
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Turns out that's
not what it is.
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Maybe it's the syncros.
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Yeah.
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How do you know
so much about cars?
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You grow up
with four brothers,
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You pick up all
kinds of guy stuff.
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Four brothers?
I have four brothers.
No way!
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Yeah!
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Yeah, mine taught me
how to burp the alphabet.
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A woman of letters!
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Yeah, they taught me
all about cars and tools.
It was great.
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One summer they
even got me a job
as an arc welder.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
A woman arc welder?
Don't toy with me.
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Tim, you're veering
off the road.
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Sorry.
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Hey, why don't you downshift,
so I can hear that noise
you're talking about?
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Okay. That should be...
There you go. Listen.
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Yeah, it's the syncros.
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I have the same problem
with my fairlane thunderbolt.
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A fairlane thunderbolt
with the big 427?
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Yeah. And the glass
hood scoop.
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I gotta take a look
at this car.
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Tim, red light!
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(tires screeching)
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That's a reflex
from having three kids.
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I'm not a kid.
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I'm well aware of that.
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Hey, marty.
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Hey, jill.
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Look. I want you to see
what I got tim for our
anniversary present.
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Wow! An old hamilton.
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Yeah. You know, he's always
talking about the one that
your dad wore.
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Yeah.
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Mom gave it to jeff,
and he broke it.
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Then he gave it to me,
and I broke it.
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Then tim wanted it,
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And mom confiscated it
before he could come near it.
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Smart lady.
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All right, guys.
I'm late. I gotta go.
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I'm gonna go to
jason's and study.
Mom, can I take the nomad?
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Yeah, yeah. Sure.
Look, look.
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This is what I got dad
for our anniversary present.
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You stole grandma's watch?
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Yes, brad, I did.
I mugged her outside the
social security office.
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I've got some great news on
the mustang. I'll tell you
about it later on, all right?
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All right.
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So, honey,
what do you
want for dinner?
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I'm not gonna eat.
I'm just gonna change clothes
and go check on brad's car.
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He's working on
the car again?
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Yeah.
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He's been working
with that mechanic
every night this week.
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Wow!
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He's usually so
critical of his
car guys.
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Alex has gotta
be a hot mechanic.
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Yeah, yeah.
He loves this one.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if he spent the night
at the garage.
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Happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary!
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They are so beautiful.
You guys...
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Wait, what do you want?
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Simply that you keep
that in mind the next
time we screw up.
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Okay.
All right.
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(phone ringing)
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Thank you.
You're so sweet.
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Hello? Hi, honey.
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Wait a minute,
where are you?
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Well, how much longer?
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I can't believe you had
to go to the mechanic's
on our anniversary.
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No, I don't want
to meet you there.
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Then we gotta have
two cars. And we gotta
drive home alone...
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Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
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I'll call the restaurant,
and I'll move back
the reservation.
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Yes. Shoot!
Yeah, okay. Bye.
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Would you put this...
Hang this up?
Yeah.
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I got water all
over the mail. Man!
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What is this?
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This is from the
royal oak police department.
It's a ticket. Brad!
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Mom, I didn't
get a ticket.
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And in case I did,
I got flower credit.
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Wait a minute.
I think this is
your dad's ticket.
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Hello!
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Great restaurant.
Sorry I'm late.
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Happy anniversary.
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Is it?
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Look, I know
you're upset.
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But I get so
distracted when I'm
working under a hood.
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Come on! I lose track
of time when I'm
working with my hands.
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Tim, who were you
with tonight?
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Who I've been with all this
week. Alex, my mechanic.
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Then who is that?
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Alex, my mechanic.
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What is this?
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It's a ticket that
you got while joy-riding
with your quote "mechanic."
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This is ridiculous.
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It was a slow yellow.
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The brakes are bad.
How can I get
a ticket for this?
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Will you forget
about the ticket?
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Who is the woman?
And why is your
hand on her breast?
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This is my mechanic, alex.
My hand is not on her breast.
It's guarding it.
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What?
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And may I say
what a fine job
it's doing.
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Antonio?
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Good evening.
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What are you doing
at this restaurant?
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My previous employer grew
weary of defending me
in the lawsuits.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Yes, you can.
244
00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:19,991
A very good
bottle of champagne.
245
00:12:20,059 --> 00:12:21,626
We're celebrating
our anniversary.
246
00:12:22,195 --> 00:12:24,996
Champagne on
an anniversary.
247
00:12:25,064 --> 00:12:26,498
How original!
248
00:12:28,901 --> 00:12:31,336
Okay, okay, okay.
Why didn't you tell me
249
00:12:31,404 --> 00:12:35,006
That you hired a beautiful,
sexy woman to work
on brad's car?
250
00:12:35,074 --> 00:12:37,509
Every time I try to tell you
about one of my mechanics,
you cut me off,
251
00:12:37,577 --> 00:12:40,144
So I didn't bother
with the details.
So what?
252
00:12:40,212 --> 00:12:42,914
When they're younger,
bigger details,
I'd like to know.
253
00:12:44,684 --> 00:12:47,753
I didn't even know she
was a woman until she
took off her clothes.
254
00:12:49,922 --> 00:12:52,991
She took her overalls
off to slip into
something comfortable.
255
00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:57,262
Look, to me,
alex is just a mechanic.
256
00:12:57,329 --> 00:12:58,430
There's nothing
going on between you?
257
00:12:58,498 --> 00:12:59,898
There's nothing
going on between us.
258
00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:02,601
Come on! You know I like
cars more than I like women.
259
00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:06,605
Just... I wanted this
night to be special.
It's ruined.
260
00:13:06,672 --> 00:13:07,873
It's not ruined.
Yes, it is.
261
00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,140
We'll get another waiter.
262
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,812
We got french food coming,
some champagne.
263
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,781
Come on. I opened...
I got you something nice.
Open that up.
264
00:13:16,849 --> 00:13:18,516
You did?
Yes!
265
00:13:21,287 --> 00:13:22,521
Oh, my god!
266
00:13:24,823 --> 00:13:28,293
We look like we're on our way
to rob a convenience store.
267
00:13:35,101 --> 00:13:36,668
We were on our way
to the doobie brothers
that night.
268
00:13:36,736 --> 00:13:38,303
I know. That was
such a great night.
269
00:13:38,371 --> 00:13:40,238
Happy anniversary, honey.
270
00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:42,440
Happy anniversary.
271
00:13:42,508 --> 00:13:45,042
I got you something.
Here.
272
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,518
Did you steal
this from my mother?
273
00:13:53,619 --> 00:13:56,355
No! I found one
just like your dad's.
274
00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:57,489
No way!
Yeah.
275
00:13:57,557 --> 00:13:58,590
(phone ringing)
276
00:13:58,658 --> 00:13:59,891
Unbelievable.
277
00:14:01,728 --> 00:14:04,263
Hello? Hi, alex.
278
00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:08,199
You found a flowmaster
at half price?
You are amazing.
279
00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:12,103
No, it's just funny.
You know that yellow light
we slipped through?
280
00:14:12,171 --> 00:14:14,506
I got one of those
ticket pictures.
You look great.
281
00:14:14,574 --> 00:14:16,508
I mean, the angle
on me's kind of bad.
282
00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:17,576
Huh?
283
00:14:18,444 --> 00:14:20,512
I can't hear. Hold on.
284
00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:23,047
You're fading out there.
What? Hold on.
285
00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:26,351
Got ya. Yeah.
286
00:14:27,019 --> 00:14:28,587
Uh-huh.
287
00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:30,889
Throttle body.
That's a great idea.
288
00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:32,157
Tomorrow. Okay?
289
00:14:32,224 --> 00:14:33,659
Right.
290
00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:35,727
Okay, bye.
291
00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:42,834
What a pity
champagne costs the same
for one as it does for two.
292
00:14:42,902 --> 00:14:44,603
Happy anniversary.
293
00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:52,243
Why did you leave
the restaurant like that?
294
00:14:52,312 --> 00:14:55,847
I'm surprised you noticed.
You were so busy talking
to your new friend, alex.
295
00:14:55,915 --> 00:14:58,283
She found an auto part
we were looking for.
She was excited.
296
00:14:58,351 --> 00:14:59,984
She didn't know it
was our anniversary.
297
00:15:00,052 --> 00:15:01,886
I'm sure she didn't.
298
00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:04,255
I'm sure it wasn't
important enough
for you to mention.
299
00:15:10,829 --> 00:15:13,632
For your information,
I didn't tell anybody
it was our anniversary
300
00:15:13,699 --> 00:15:16,934
Regardless of race, creed
or sexual orientation.
301
00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:20,938
So, you're an equal
opportunity idiot.
302
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:23,742
Well, that's a great way
to celebrate our anniversary,
calling me an idiot.
303
00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,044
You earned it!
You could've told her
that it was your anniversary!
304
00:15:26,111 --> 00:15:28,179
That you were with your wife,
and you could call
her back tomorrow!
305
00:15:28,247 --> 00:15:31,182
That's exactly what I did say,
right after you bolted out
of the restaurant.
306
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,584
You should've seen
yourself talking to her.
307
00:15:32,652 --> 00:15:34,619
You were drooling
like a school boy.
308
00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:36,521
She got me a flowmaster
at half price.
309
00:15:36,589 --> 00:15:38,122
Excuse me.
310
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,425
While you were spending
every waking
moment with this woman,
311
00:15:40,493 --> 00:15:43,562
I went to 12
different antique stores
trying to find a watch
312
00:15:43,629 --> 00:15:45,363
To honor the memory
of your father,
313
00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:48,032
And you didn't look at me
once like that tonight!
314
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,701
Thanks a lot, tim!
Happy anniversary!
315
00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:57,308
Wilson, what are you doing?
Planting snow peas?
316
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,244
(wilson chuckles)
317
00:15:59,311 --> 00:16:01,913
No, no, no, no, no, tim.
Did you realize
that in thailand
318
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:05,883
They sprinkle lemon
grass on their lawn
to ward off a raging storm?
319
00:16:05,951 --> 00:16:08,920
What do they
sprinkle on the lawn
to ward off a raging wife?
320
00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:11,056
Jewelry.
321
00:16:14,126 --> 00:16:17,429
Jill's having a problem
with my new mechanic, alex.
322
00:16:17,496 --> 00:16:19,864
I thought you were
crazy about his work.
323
00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:21,466
Well, he's actually a she.
324
00:16:22,201 --> 00:16:23,701
Well, that's funny.
325
00:16:23,769 --> 00:16:26,171
You never told me
your mechanic was a woman.
326
00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:28,339
I didn't tell jill either.
327
00:16:28,407 --> 00:16:31,142
When she found out
that I spend so much
time with alex,
328
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,144
She got really upset.
329
00:16:33,046 --> 00:16:35,113
Why didn't you tell jill
that alex was a woman?
330
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,348
It never occurred to me.
331
00:16:36,415 --> 00:16:37,381
Uh-huh.
332
00:16:38,951 --> 00:16:41,286
And why did you
spend every night
with her this week?
333
00:16:41,354 --> 00:16:42,721
To work on brad's car.
334
00:16:42,788 --> 00:16:43,654
Ah.
335
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,558
And it took you that
long to fix the problem
in the gearbox?
336
00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:50,428
No, that took about
an hour and a half,
but we did other stuff.
337
00:16:50,496 --> 00:16:52,631
What other stuff?
You know, am I on trial here?
338
00:16:52,698 --> 00:16:55,633
Well, I'm very sorry, tim.
I'm just asking
if your mechanic was a man,
339
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:57,903
Would you have spent
all that time
over at the garage?
340
00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:59,937
What does that have
to do with anything?
341
00:17:00,006 --> 00:17:03,708
Well, maybe you withheld
information from jill
because actually
342
00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:05,376
You are attracted to alex.
343
00:17:05,444 --> 00:17:07,212
No, no, no.
344
00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:09,280
No.
345
00:17:09,348 --> 00:17:10,548
Maybe.
346
00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:15,486
Who hasn't fantasized
about dating an arc welder?
347
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,423
I am attracted to her.
348
00:17:20,326 --> 00:17:21,926
It's horrible.
349
00:17:21,994 --> 00:17:22,827
No, it's not horrible
as long as you
don't act on it.
350
00:17:22,895 --> 00:17:24,095
Yeah, it is.
351
00:17:24,263 --> 00:17:25,664
Well, I would
never act on it.
352
00:17:25,731 --> 00:17:27,532
You want to be sure
not to put yourself
in a situation
353
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,601
Where you could
be tempted.
354
00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:33,171
You know, I'm the kind
of guy that doesn't like
playing with fire
355
00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:34,939
Unless it's on tool time.
356
00:17:36,408 --> 00:17:38,143
And we've all seen
what happens there.
357
00:17:40,412 --> 00:17:41,445
Alex!
358
00:17:41,513 --> 00:17:43,114
I'll be out
in a minute, tim.
359
00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:44,949
The car looks great.
360
00:17:45,017 --> 00:17:46,284
Hey, what's going on?
361
00:17:46,351 --> 00:17:48,619
(exclaims wearily)
362
00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:51,589
Nothing. I just...
I think I'm gonna stop
working on the car.
363
00:17:51,657 --> 00:17:53,858
But we haven't
finished the rear end.
364
00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:58,229
I think we've looked
at enough rear ends.
365
00:17:58,297 --> 00:18:00,965
Well, you're still gonna
come by and show me your
hot rod, aren't you?
366
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:03,101
I don't think so.
367
00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:05,003
I don't understand.
I mean, did I do
something wrong?
368
00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:07,638
No. No. Not at all.
You've done everything right.
369
00:18:07,706 --> 00:18:09,407
And you were the right
mechanic for the job.
370
00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:12,410
But sometimes two rights
would make a wrong.
371
00:18:14,746 --> 00:18:16,614
You're a very
good mechanic, alex.
372
00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:19,684
And you're also
very attractive.
373
00:18:19,751 --> 00:18:23,221
And I am a very married guy.
And I don't want to, you know,
violate that trust anymore.
374
00:18:23,289 --> 00:18:24,522
Tim...
Let me finish.
375
00:18:24,589 --> 00:18:26,624
And I know there's probably
some attraction to me
376
00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:29,560
Because I'm a local
celebrity and a tv star,
you know, and...
377
00:18:29,628 --> 00:18:30,829
Hey!
Hey, greg.
378
00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:32,197
Oftentimes,
women your age find...
379
00:18:32,264 --> 00:18:34,132
Tim, I'd like you to meet
my boyfriend, greg.
380
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,266
Greg: Hi.
381
00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:37,602
Were you guys in
the middle of something?
382
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:41,439
No, I am...
I am so finished.
383
00:18:41,507 --> 00:18:43,542
Listen, greg,
I'll meet you in the car.
I'll be there in a minute.
384
00:18:43,609 --> 00:18:46,011
Okay, nice meeting
you, sir.
385
00:18:46,078 --> 00:18:47,345
You too, son.
386
00:18:49,481 --> 00:18:50,815
I'm an idiot!
387
00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:51,849
You're not an idiot.
Yes. I'm an idiot.
388
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:52,950
No.
389
00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:54,185
You're just a man.
390
00:18:55,554 --> 00:18:56,787
A really attractive man.
391
00:18:56,855 --> 00:18:57,922
Nah.
392
00:18:59,558 --> 00:19:01,893
You know, you kind of
remind me of my father.
393
00:19:09,035 --> 00:19:10,368
(clears throat)
394
00:19:13,305 --> 00:19:15,640
Honey, I want to talk.
395
00:19:15,707 --> 00:19:17,808
You want me to say
that what you did
396
00:19:17,876 --> 00:19:19,511
Last night was okay,
and I'm not gonna do that.
397
00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:22,280
Well, it wasn't okay,
but for a lot of reasons.
398
00:19:23,815 --> 00:19:25,850
Such as?
399
00:19:25,918 --> 00:19:28,053
Well, I thought
I was going down there
to work on brad's car.
400
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,888
But it turns out that,
you know, she was young,
401
00:19:30,956 --> 00:19:32,557
And she knew about
the three stooges,
402
00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:35,960
And she knew cars,
and she's attractive,
403
00:19:36,028 --> 00:19:38,229
And I was
attracted to her.
404
00:19:38,297 --> 00:19:40,298
So, was she
attracted to you?
405
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:41,866
Well, it turns out, no.
406
00:19:43,835 --> 00:19:45,370
I went down there
to pick up brad's car.
407
00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:47,038
And I was telling her
that I was happily married.
408
00:19:47,106 --> 00:19:49,807
And trying to explain how
it would be easy to be
attracted to a guy like me.
409
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,577
And she introduces me
to her big stud
muffin boyfriend.
410
00:19:54,346 --> 00:19:55,846
So, that must've been
kind of embarrassing.
411
00:19:55,914 --> 00:19:58,049
Yes, I made quite
an idiot out of myself.
412
00:20:00,186 --> 00:20:02,253
Go on.
413
00:20:02,321 --> 00:20:04,422
Well, junior there
called me "sir."
414
00:20:05,691 --> 00:20:07,325
That's good.
415
00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:09,927
She said I reminded
her a lot of her dad.
416
00:20:09,995 --> 00:20:11,563
Oh, that's really good.
417
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,498
Yeah.
418
00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:14,865
You're enjoying this,
aren't you?
419
00:20:14,933 --> 00:20:16,101
Immensely.
420
00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:19,737
Well,
421
00:20:19,805 --> 00:20:22,673
That's the reason why
I spent too much time
down there, I think.
422
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,842
And drooled all
over the phone, and...
423
00:20:26,712 --> 00:20:28,413
(sighs)
424
00:20:28,481 --> 00:20:32,484
You know, this stuff just...
It happens. It just...
It's okay. I just...
425
00:20:32,551 --> 00:20:35,153
I wish you
hadn't done it
on our anniversary.
426
00:20:35,221 --> 00:20:36,621
I wish I hadn't
done it at all.
427
00:20:36,688 --> 00:20:39,957
You know,
because this is the woman
428
00:20:40,025 --> 00:20:42,026
I like spending
time with, you know?
429
00:20:42,094 --> 00:20:44,729
Do you remember
the first time
I told you I loved you?
430
00:20:45,998 --> 00:20:47,499
When was that?
431
00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:50,668
I don't remember,
I was hoping you did.
432
00:20:50,736 --> 00:20:53,204
I'm kidding.
Nineteen years ago.
Do you remember?
433
00:20:53,272 --> 00:20:55,473
The front porch of
your parents' house.
That summer place they had.
434
00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:57,808
Sitting out there,
summertime.
435
00:20:57,876 --> 00:21:00,178
Your old man comes crashing
out of that screen
door with a saber.
436
00:21:00,246 --> 00:21:01,846
Chases me off the porch.
437
00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:03,748
What's the matter
with him, anyway?
438
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:09,086
I never thought
I would see you
again that night.
439
00:21:12,391 --> 00:21:13,458
You just did it.
440
00:21:13,526 --> 00:21:15,193
Now what did I do?
441
00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:17,728
You just looked at me
the way I wanted you
to look at me last night.
442
00:21:17,796 --> 00:21:20,097
When, wait...
Which look? This one?
443
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,133
No.
444
00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:24,335
Hold it. Wait, wait.
It was... I know it
was in there, hold on.
445
00:21:25,937 --> 00:21:27,338
No.
446
00:21:27,406 --> 00:21:28,773
How about this?
447
00:21:32,311 --> 00:21:33,378
No.
448
00:21:36,348 --> 00:21:38,082
I prefer this.
449
00:21:58,637 --> 00:22:00,572
So, I hear you're
pretty good with mustangs.
450
00:22:00,639 --> 00:22:03,107
What do you say
you work on mine?
451
00:22:05,544 --> 00:22:07,445
Yeah, I'd like that.