1 00:00:01,788 --> 00:00:04,323 Well, I'm ready for the big hockey game. 2 00:00:04,391 --> 00:00:06,358 You can't wear that shirt. It's all stained. 3 00:00:06,426 --> 00:00:11,630 Mom, these happen to be the soda stains from the '97 stanley cup finals. 4 00:00:11,698 --> 00:00:14,033 That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. 5 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:17,136 With one possible exception. 6 00:00:17,237 --> 00:00:18,437 Jill: What are those? Blood stains? 7 00:00:18,504 --> 00:00:20,005 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:20,073 --> 00:00:23,542 Yeah, that's when yzerman bounced a puck off of dad's chin. 9 00:00:24,444 --> 00:00:26,511 Twice. 10 00:00:26,579 --> 00:00:28,680 But if anybody deserves to get hit tonight, it's gotta be wilson. 11 00:00:28,749 --> 00:00:30,550 It's his birthday. Remember that. That's right, yeah. 12 00:00:30,617 --> 00:00:34,720 Oh, no. I didn't get him anything. I forgot all about it. 13 00:00:34,787 --> 00:00:36,255 Don't worry. We're taking him to the hockey game. 14 00:00:36,323 --> 00:00:37,656 And I got him something. A little jersey. 15 00:00:37,724 --> 00:00:40,026 Look at this. Not bad, eh? 16 00:00:40,093 --> 00:00:42,862 No, no, no, no. It's too nice and clean. 17 00:00:42,929 --> 00:00:45,931 You're gonna have to rub some nachos on it. 18 00:00:45,999 --> 00:00:48,367 Nachos aren't right. Mustard would look good with this. 19 00:00:48,434 --> 00:00:50,970 And for wilson, maybe a grey poupon. 20 00:00:52,939 --> 00:00:54,006 All right, dad. I'm gonna go warm up the car. 21 00:00:54,074 --> 00:00:55,741 Hey, don't forget the octopi, all right? 22 00:00:55,808 --> 00:00:57,510 What do you think I am? An idiot? 23 00:00:57,577 --> 00:01:00,212 I thought they wouldn't let you bring those in there anymore. 24 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,681 The real fan always finds a way. 25 00:01:06,053 --> 00:01:08,187 Bye. See you, dad. 26 00:01:08,254 --> 00:01:09,922 Where are you going? 27 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:11,924 Out with jenny curtis for pizza. 28 00:01:11,991 --> 00:01:14,393 I think I got a shot at being her boyfriend. 29 00:01:14,461 --> 00:01:17,262 Jenny curtis. Is she in your film club? 30 00:01:17,331 --> 00:01:19,865 That really pretty one that's president of the honor society? 31 00:01:19,932 --> 00:01:23,669 Yup. And she's actually thinking about dating a guy like me. 32 00:01:23,737 --> 00:01:26,038 What does that mean? "a guy like you." 33 00:01:26,106 --> 00:01:30,209 Well, you know, fairly smart, average-looking, but kind of geeky. 34 00:01:32,813 --> 00:01:34,479 Your basic five. 35 00:01:34,548 --> 00:01:35,814 You are not a five! 36 00:01:35,883 --> 00:01:39,318 You're great-looking, funny, smart, and you're a ten. 37 00:01:39,386 --> 00:01:40,986 Mom, I don't want to be a ten. 38 00:01:41,054 --> 00:01:43,155 Jenny thinks all tens are pig-headed jerks. 39 00:01:43,223 --> 00:01:46,057 I'm better off being a five. 40 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:48,361 So you're trying to be geeky, but not too geeky? 41 00:01:48,428 --> 00:01:50,296 It's a fine line. 42 00:01:51,564 --> 00:01:52,831 Don't want to forget this. 43 00:01:52,899 --> 00:01:54,933 Hey, smell my finger. 44 00:02:49,289 --> 00:02:50,556 Wilson: Oh, tim, these are great seats. 45 00:02:50,624 --> 00:02:51,657 Thanks. 46 00:02:51,725 --> 00:02:53,426 What a wonderful birthday present! 47 00:02:53,493 --> 00:02:56,094 Happy birthday, wilson. How old are you now? 48 00:02:56,162 --> 00:02:59,565 Counting all my lives, 12,342 years old. 49 00:03:00,933 --> 00:03:03,469 That doesn't include the years I was frozen. 50 00:03:05,906 --> 00:03:08,240 Yeah, lucky me, I sit behind a human giraffe. 51 00:03:09,709 --> 00:03:10,609 Brad, I'd be glad to switch with you. 52 00:03:10,677 --> 00:03:12,344 Yeah, will you, please? 53 00:03:12,412 --> 00:03:14,379 All right, come on, hurry up. There's gonna be a face-off, you guys. 54 00:03:14,447 --> 00:03:17,783 All right. Did you know that hockey originated with the iroquois indians? 55 00:03:17,851 --> 00:03:21,186 Their original term for the game was "hoghee." 56 00:03:21,254 --> 00:03:25,958 The iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips? 57 00:03:26,026 --> 00:03:30,062 No. In the iroquois version, they used actual human skulls. 58 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:31,897 Really? No! 59 00:03:35,801 --> 00:03:37,736 You know, another interesting fact about hockey... 60 00:03:37,804 --> 00:03:39,271 Did you realize the first professional team 61 00:03:39,338 --> 00:03:42,207 Was organized in houghton, michigan, in 1903? 62 00:03:42,275 --> 00:03:44,277 Don't know. Don't care. 63 00:03:53,553 --> 00:03:55,921 Time to meet my little friend! 64 00:03:56,623 --> 00:03:57,522 (whooping) 65 00:03:59,425 --> 00:04:01,960 Hey, what idiot just threw this? 66 00:04:02,028 --> 00:04:05,297 It was an accident. I'm so sorry. 67 00:04:05,364 --> 00:04:08,901 Oh, oh, it's okay. It's probably my fault for having my head there. 68 00:04:09,936 --> 00:04:12,338 Thanks. 69 00:04:12,305 --> 00:04:14,906 Hey, hey, yo, yo, yo. Game's this way. 70 00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:16,608 (buzzer sounding) 71 00:04:18,211 --> 00:04:19,611 Announcer: Okay, red wings fans. 72 00:04:19,679 --> 00:04:21,613 That's the end of the first period. 73 00:04:21,681 --> 00:04:25,484 So it's time for our very special surprise giveaway. 74 00:04:25,552 --> 00:04:27,085 All right! 75 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,254 Well, you seem very excited about this contest. 76 00:04:29,322 --> 00:04:32,425 Forget the contest. It's time for the zamboni. 77 00:04:34,861 --> 00:04:39,130 And the winning seat is section 12, row 8, seat 22. 78 00:04:43,069 --> 00:04:44,336 Shoot. 79 00:04:44,404 --> 00:04:45,838 It's you. 80 00:04:47,907 --> 00:04:51,043 Holy mother hubbard, it is me! 81 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:53,612 We got a winner here, everybody! 82 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,548 Wait, wait a second. Tim, this should be your prize. 83 00:04:55,615 --> 00:04:57,450 You bought the ticket. 84 00:04:57,517 --> 00:04:58,751 I bought the ticket for your birthday. It's all yours. 85 00:04:58,819 --> 00:04:59,852 Well, it should be brad's. He gave me his seat. 86 00:04:59,919 --> 00:05:00,953 Dad, the man's got a point. 87 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:03,055 No, whosever butt... 88 00:05:03,122 --> 00:05:05,491 Whosever butt is in the seat wins the prize, period. 89 00:05:05,559 --> 00:05:07,959 Well, I've got an idea. Let's go halvsies. 90 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,564 Halvsies? 91 00:05:11,631 --> 00:05:16,736 Men don't go halvsies. Men don't even say "halvsies." 92 00:05:17,971 --> 00:05:19,104 Would the winner come with me, please? 93 00:05:19,171 --> 00:05:20,839 Tim: Right here. 94 00:05:20,907 --> 00:05:23,475 Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me. 95 00:05:27,246 --> 00:05:29,014 Man, I can't believe this! 96 00:05:29,081 --> 00:05:31,316 Oh, be happy for him. You wouldn't want the prize anyway. 97 00:05:31,384 --> 00:05:34,052 Last game they gave away a year's supply of pudding. 98 00:05:34,888 --> 00:05:36,722 I like pudding. 99 00:05:36,789 --> 00:05:40,492 Announcer: This is the biggest giveaway in the history of joe louis arena. 100 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,093 He's up on the screen. Wilson wilson, 101 00:05:42,161 --> 00:05:44,663 As the one millionth visitor this season, 102 00:05:44,731 --> 00:05:47,566 Bay city motors would like to present 103 00:05:47,634 --> 00:05:50,703 You with this check for $10,000! 104 00:06:01,815 --> 00:06:03,982 Ten thousand dollars. 105 00:06:05,852 --> 00:06:07,986 That's a lot of pudding. 106 00:06:11,457 --> 00:06:14,326 Hi. How'd it go with jenny? 107 00:06:15,595 --> 00:06:16,962 Terrible. 108 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:19,131 Edward meany was at the pizza place. 109 00:06:19,198 --> 00:06:20,899 I think jenny's interested in him. 110 00:06:20,934 --> 00:06:21,967 How come? 111 00:06:22,035 --> 00:06:24,103 Well, he used to be a good-looking ten. 112 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:27,839 But now he got glasses and started a ham radio club. 113 00:06:29,609 --> 00:06:31,810 He's a five. I'm dead. 114 00:06:34,514 --> 00:06:36,048 Hello, guys. How was the game? 115 00:06:36,116 --> 00:06:39,184 Well, the wings lost. But wilson won. 116 00:06:39,252 --> 00:06:41,420 The biggest fan giveaway ever. 117 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,322 Ten thousand dollars. 118 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:46,792 Wilson won $10,000? That's unbelievable. 119 00:06:47,093 --> 00:06:49,461 No. You know what's unbelievable? I paid for the ticket. 120 00:06:51,097 --> 00:06:54,233 Want to know what's more unbelievable, is that I gave him my seat. 121 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:56,635 He's just gonna keep all that money? 122 00:06:56,703 --> 00:06:59,771 Yeah. Because dad told him that guys don't split stuff. 123 00:07:02,008 --> 00:07:04,376 It's when I thought the prize was pudding! 124 00:07:05,645 --> 00:07:08,380 I enjoy pudding. 125 00:07:08,447 --> 00:07:10,682 Look, guys, you know wilson needs the money. 126 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:13,718 He hasn't painted his house in years. And he needs a new roof. 127 00:07:13,753 --> 00:07:16,689 And a new furnace. Maybe a new hat. 128 00:07:16,756 --> 00:07:20,893 I bet he spends that money on something stupid like books. 129 00:07:24,563 --> 00:07:26,331 Well, hi-ho, taylors. 130 00:07:26,399 --> 00:07:31,837 Well, tim, I walked into my house and I had a huge epiphany. 131 00:07:31,904 --> 00:07:36,041 After all that cotton candy, it was bound to catch up with you. 132 00:07:36,109 --> 00:07:39,745 No. I was looking at all my gardening magazines 133 00:07:39,813 --> 00:07:43,381 And I came up with a great idea of how to spend my excess wealth. 134 00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:45,717 Unless, of course, you've reconsidered. You want to split? 135 00:07:45,785 --> 00:07:47,552 As a matter of fact, I... No. 136 00:07:47,621 --> 00:07:48,988 No. 137 00:07:49,055 --> 00:07:50,489 Happy birthday, wilson. 138 00:07:50,590 --> 00:07:51,523 Oh, jill. 139 00:07:51,591 --> 00:07:52,925 Make a wish. 140 00:07:52,992 --> 00:07:54,793 Oh, thank you. 141 00:07:54,861 --> 00:07:55,894 Yay! 142 00:07:55,962 --> 00:07:58,363 Oh, oh, oh, thank you. 143 00:07:58,431 --> 00:08:00,198 So what are you gonna do with all this money? 144 00:08:00,266 --> 00:08:01,867 Well, I've decided, 145 00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:08,740 Instead of buying my plants, I'm gonna grow my own. 146 00:08:08,808 --> 00:08:10,241 You're gonna grow your own? 147 00:08:10,309 --> 00:08:12,610 Brad, you can't go over there anymore. 148 00:08:12,678 --> 00:08:14,979 Oh, no, no, no. Not those kind of plants. No. 149 00:08:15,047 --> 00:08:18,116 All my life I've dreamed of building a greenhouse 150 00:08:18,184 --> 00:08:20,719 And now this money puts me over the top. 151 00:08:20,786 --> 00:08:21,987 Greenhouse. That's a great idea. 152 00:08:22,054 --> 00:08:23,055 That is a great idea. 153 00:08:23,123 --> 00:08:24,356 You know why? Why? 154 00:08:24,424 --> 00:08:26,091 We're looking for a spring project on tool time. 155 00:08:26,158 --> 00:08:28,093 We could help you design it and build it. 156 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,061 Tim, that would be fantastic! 157 00:08:30,129 --> 00:08:32,597 Wait. You're gonna spend all that money on a greenhouse? 158 00:08:32,665 --> 00:08:34,833 Yes, indeedy. I can grow anything I want. 159 00:08:34,901 --> 00:08:36,535 Can you grow pudding? 160 00:08:40,473 --> 00:08:42,641 Does everybody know what time it is? 161 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:43,875 Tool time! Tool time! 162 00:08:43,943 --> 00:08:46,077 That's right! Binford tools is proud to present 163 00:08:46,145 --> 00:08:48,580 Tim "the tool man" taylor! 164 00:08:48,648 --> 00:08:50,215 (all cheering) 165 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,560 Thank you, everybody. Thank you, heidi. Welcome to tool time. 166 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,595 I am tim "the tool man" taylor. 167 00:09:03,663 --> 00:09:08,166 And of course, you all know my assistant, al "the bad seed" borland. 168 00:09:08,234 --> 00:09:10,836 Thank you. Well, today we're talking about one of the greatest 169 00:09:10,904 --> 00:09:14,105 Pleasures in my life, horticulture. 170 00:09:14,173 --> 00:09:16,975 You know, that's legal in nevada, baby. 171 00:09:18,611 --> 00:09:20,378 I'm talking about gardening. 172 00:09:20,446 --> 00:09:22,447 I'm sure you are. 173 00:09:22,515 --> 00:09:23,915 Today we're gonna show you how to put up 174 00:09:23,983 --> 00:09:25,751 A beautiful garden greenhouse in your yard. 175 00:09:25,818 --> 00:09:27,352 And for that we have a special guest today 176 00:09:27,419 --> 00:09:28,854 Who's embarking on just such a project. 177 00:09:28,921 --> 00:09:31,089 He's a good friend and neighbor of mine, wilson wilson. 178 00:09:31,157 --> 00:09:33,158 Heidi, my neighbor, please. 179 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:35,794 Hidey-ho, tim. 180 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:37,062 Well, let's get started. 181 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:39,064 Now, the first step in building a greenhouse 182 00:09:39,132 --> 00:09:41,599 Is to determine site, size and materials. 183 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,235 The site will be wilson's backyard. 184 00:09:43,302 --> 00:09:46,071 What I've selected for him is this pre-fab 7-by-8 unit, right? 185 00:09:46,139 --> 00:09:48,040 It's got redwood. It's got fiberglass panels. 186 00:09:48,107 --> 00:09:49,707 And it'll fit snug up against his house. 187 00:09:49,775 --> 00:09:51,076 Well, this is very nice, tim. 188 00:09:51,144 --> 00:09:54,480 But I still prefer my original idea of this victorian style. 189 00:09:54,481 --> 00:09:56,381 Well, we already went over that backstage. 190 00:09:56,449 --> 00:09:58,750 It's just not good for the site. It's a little too frou-frou. 191 00:09:58,851 --> 00:10:00,552 Tim, it's so pretty. 192 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,187 I rest my case. 193 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:05,156 Well, it's more than pretty. Look at this. 194 00:10:05,224 --> 00:10:08,760 It's all steel, real glass windows, wooden frames. 195 00:10:08,828 --> 00:10:10,061 How big is that gonna be, wilson? 196 00:10:10,129 --> 00:10:11,429 32 by 20, al. 197 00:10:11,497 --> 00:10:12,665 It's just too big. 198 00:10:12,732 --> 00:10:14,700 But, tim, I'm gonna need a lot of space. 199 00:10:14,768 --> 00:10:16,301 I'll be growing plants and vegetables 200 00:10:16,369 --> 00:10:18,003 From all my travels around the world. 201 00:10:18,071 --> 00:10:20,839 Chinese rhododendron, italian bellflowers. 202 00:10:20,907 --> 00:10:22,373 As nice as the design is, 203 00:10:22,441 --> 00:10:24,242 It would just take up your entire backyard, wilson. 204 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:27,845 Yeah. But who needs a backyard when you're swimming in japanese gingkoes? 205 00:10:27,913 --> 00:10:29,748 How true! 206 00:10:29,815 --> 00:10:32,084 But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh? 207 00:10:32,152 --> 00:10:34,886 Maybe wilson could plant some decorative ivy. 208 00:10:34,954 --> 00:10:37,289 Mother's always been partial to vines. 209 00:10:37,357 --> 00:10:41,093 That's because she swings from them. 210 00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:43,462 Folks, whenever you take on a construction project of this size, 211 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:45,164 You want to consult your neighbor. 212 00:10:45,231 --> 00:10:47,065 Yes. But tim, you have never consulted me at christmas time 213 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:50,569 When you put an entire amusement park on your roof. 214 00:10:50,636 --> 00:10:55,307 Those christmas decorations that he speaks of are seasonal. 215 00:10:55,374 --> 00:10:57,709 This freakin' thing is a nightmare! 216 00:10:58,678 --> 00:11:00,278 Have you lost your mind? 217 00:11:00,346 --> 00:11:02,815 Well, we'll find that out right after these words from binford. 218 00:11:02,882 --> 00:11:05,784 (theme music playing) 219 00:11:05,852 --> 00:11:07,486 Wilson, you can't build this in your backyard. 220 00:11:07,553 --> 00:11:09,655 There's codes. You gotta get building permits. 221 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:13,592 Actually, as long as he leaves a 5-foot easement between your properties, 222 00:11:13,659 --> 00:11:15,861 Getting a variance should be okay. 223 00:11:17,463 --> 00:11:20,431 I work part-time for the zoning commission. 224 00:11:20,499 --> 00:11:23,769 How would you like to make that full-time? 225 00:11:23,836 --> 00:11:25,871 I can't let you build this thing in your backyard. 226 00:11:25,938 --> 00:11:27,773 Tim, I do not need your permission. 227 00:11:27,841 --> 00:11:29,741 And I don't like the attitude. 228 00:11:29,809 --> 00:11:31,709 And I don't think we need to hear about it. We're back on the air, guys. 229 00:11:31,777 --> 00:11:33,745 Well, maybe you are. But I am not. 230 00:11:33,813 --> 00:11:35,447 Wilson: Hello and goodbye! 231 00:11:35,514 --> 00:11:38,350 You can't leave in the middle of the show. 232 00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:39,618 (theme music plays) 233 00:11:41,621 --> 00:11:44,656 Hey, welcome back, everybody. Good to have you here. 234 00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:48,093 Our guest had to leave quite suddenly. So right now... 235 00:11:49,863 --> 00:11:54,399 Al, why don't you tell us your favorite part of gardening? 236 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:58,303 Well, I'd have to say it's getting down and dirty with my hoe. 237 00:12:08,014 --> 00:12:08,980 (burps) 238 00:12:13,019 --> 00:12:14,719 Mom, when's dinner? I'm starving. 239 00:12:14,787 --> 00:12:16,388 Oh, it'll just be a few minutes. 240 00:12:16,456 --> 00:12:17,622 How's it going? 241 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:18,957 Great. 242 00:12:19,024 --> 00:12:21,460 Edward got contact lenses and a new haircut. 243 00:12:22,661 --> 00:12:24,429 He's really looking good now. 244 00:12:25,998 --> 00:12:28,633 Mark, is there something we need to talk about? 245 00:12:28,701 --> 00:12:31,870 No! No. 246 00:12:31,938 --> 00:12:35,073 Edward's back to being a ten, so jenny doesn't like him anymore. 247 00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:37,642 And tomorrow night, she's coming over to study with me. 248 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:40,812 Maybe you should wear that new cool shirt I got you. 249 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,248 What, are you crazy? That would make me a seven. 250 00:12:46,886 --> 00:12:48,486 Hi, sweetie. Hi. 251 00:12:48,554 --> 00:12:51,256 I made my hamburger casserole for dinner tonight. 252 00:12:51,324 --> 00:12:53,791 We got bigger problems than that. 253 00:12:55,094 --> 00:12:56,795 Did you watch tool time today? 254 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,430 Working on the thesis. 255 00:12:58,497 --> 00:13:00,565 Wilson wouldn't go with our design. 256 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:05,236 Instead, he wants to build some 32-foot victorian monstrosity in his yard. 257 00:13:05,304 --> 00:13:08,106 I swear the guy's gone construction-crazy. 258 00:13:08,174 --> 00:13:12,511 It's funny how you recognize the symptoms in others. 259 00:13:12,578 --> 00:13:14,846 You know, I don't think you'll find it all that humorous 260 00:13:14,913 --> 00:13:19,351 When our yard is invaded by italian harvey wallbangers and japanese pinkos. 261 00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:23,121 So now you're worried about what he's planting? 262 00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:27,492 Not just that. What about the riffraff that a big greenhouse is gonna attract? 263 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,260 What riffraff? 264 00:13:29,328 --> 00:13:30,929 Botanist. Hello! 265 00:13:33,332 --> 00:13:34,732 If you're so worried about this, 266 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,401 Why don't you just go outside and talk to wilson? 267 00:13:36,469 --> 00:13:40,338 I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set. 268 00:13:40,406 --> 00:13:43,442 Well, you know, it's wilson's property. 269 00:13:43,509 --> 00:13:45,410 Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, 270 00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:46,878 I don't think there's much you can do about it. 271 00:13:46,946 --> 00:13:48,613 Oh, really? 272 00:13:48,681 --> 00:13:51,283 I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything. 273 00:13:53,452 --> 00:13:56,354 So 100 years from now, wilson's got trouble. 274 00:14:00,192 --> 00:14:02,960 I'm really glad you decided to study with me. 275 00:14:03,028 --> 00:14:05,764 I love history. Why don't you quiz me? 276 00:14:05,832 --> 00:14:08,333 Okay. Who won the battle of the bulge? 277 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,869 Oprah. 278 00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:13,237 The allies defeated the germans in belgium. 279 00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:15,474 You're right. You're very smart. 280 00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:18,610 Well, I'm not that smart. 281 00:14:18,678 --> 00:14:22,413 Well, you know, on a scale of one to ten, I'm about a five. 282 00:14:23,683 --> 00:14:25,417 I love a five. 283 00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:27,986 Is it hot in here? 284 00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:30,688 Did you want to take a break? 285 00:14:30,756 --> 00:14:32,090 Go sit outside? 286 00:14:33,092 --> 00:14:34,692 It's cold out here. 287 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,461 You want to go back inside? 288 00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:37,829 No. I'm okay. 289 00:14:39,232 --> 00:14:42,400 I wonder how they kept warm during world war ii? 290 00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:48,240 You know, interesting you should say that, 291 00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:52,277 Because their uniforms were actually made out of a heavy-duty wool. 292 00:14:56,315 --> 00:14:58,350 Wilson: Tim! What? 293 00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,784 Jenny, I'm sorry. 294 00:15:00,353 --> 00:15:01,719 I'd better go. 295 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,157 Goodbye, five, hello, two. 296 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,463 Dad, I just stuck my nose in jenny's eye. 297 00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:16,735 Chicks dig that. 298 00:15:19,138 --> 00:15:22,507 Tim, what in the sam hill are those lights all about? 299 00:15:23,242 --> 00:15:24,443 What lights? 300 00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,411 Those blinding towers of halogen. 301 00:15:26,479 --> 00:15:29,147 Oh, those. I just got them from work. 302 00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:30,715 I'm trying a new security-lighting system. 303 00:15:30,783 --> 00:15:33,785 You know darn well they'll screw up my botany experiments. 304 00:15:34,987 --> 00:15:36,822 Will they? 305 00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:39,624 Constant light causes photoperiodism. 306 00:15:39,692 --> 00:15:43,495 My plants need 12 hours of darkness to flower properly! 307 00:15:43,562 --> 00:15:45,096 Do they? 308 00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:49,768 I cannot believe you are being so petty about this greenhouse. 309 00:15:49,835 --> 00:15:52,103 The design was bogus and overdone. Even that... 310 00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:54,305 Even that drawing was a joke. 311 00:15:54,373 --> 00:15:55,974 The drawing was a joke? Yes! 312 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,210 No, no, no, tim. You, those ridiculous lights, that is the joke! 313 00:15:59,278 --> 00:16:00,712 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. 314 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:02,681 But this is my yard and I can put up any lights I want. 315 00:16:02,749 --> 00:16:04,883 And this is my property. I'll put up a ten-foot aluminum wall. 316 00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,651 It will reflect the light back at you. 317 00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:07,852 There are zoning laws, you know! 318 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,421 Then I'll get a variance. 319 00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:11,556 Then I'll get a variance to make my lights even higher and brighter. 320 00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:13,291 Well, then I'll get another variance to make my wall even higher. 321 00:16:13,359 --> 00:16:14,526 Well, I guess we got a lot of work to do! 322 00:16:14,593 --> 00:16:16,127 Fine! Fine! 323 00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:23,034 Hello! Is anybody home? 324 00:16:23,102 --> 00:16:24,102 (screams) 325 00:16:24,871 --> 00:16:26,271 What the...? 326 00:16:26,338 --> 00:16:27,672 Tim: I guess they work, huh? 327 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,108 Tim? 328 00:16:30,176 --> 00:16:31,676 I'm over here. 329 00:16:34,947 --> 00:16:37,215 What is this? What are you doing? 330 00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:40,051 I'm adding to my arsenal. Bigger, brighter, better. 331 00:16:40,118 --> 00:16:43,221 This is insane. When is this idiocy gonna end? 332 00:16:43,289 --> 00:16:44,889 When wilson grows up. 333 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:50,462 Wilson is your best friend. If you keep this up, you're gonna lose him. 334 00:16:50,529 --> 00:16:52,430 So I'll get another best friend. 335 00:16:52,498 --> 00:16:57,168 I'll call al. Maybe he knows someone who'll be my best friend. 336 00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:01,039 So you think it's gonna be that easy to replace wilson? 337 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,974 You talk to him about everything. 338 00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:06,878 Whenever we have a fight, you go outside. You start... 339 00:17:09,114 --> 00:17:11,816 How far did you say this greenhouse was gonna extend? 340 00:17:11,884 --> 00:17:13,451 Right over to the fence. 341 00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:15,253 Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. 342 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:18,856 What's that supposed to mean? 343 00:17:18,924 --> 00:17:21,693 I get the feeling if wilson didn't live next-door, 344 00:17:21,761 --> 00:17:24,296 I'd be the only one taking out the garbage. 345 00:17:24,564 --> 00:17:26,998 Uh? 346 00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:31,035 Come on, honey, we both know why you don't want this greenhouse to happen. 347 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:32,804 It's ugly. Tim... 348 00:17:32,872 --> 00:17:34,072 It's a victorian monstrosity. 349 00:17:34,139 --> 00:17:35,206 Tim... 350 00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:38,043 It's too big. Honey! 351 00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:41,145 It fills up the whole yard. I won't be able to go out and talk to wilson. 352 00:17:41,213 --> 00:17:42,847 Exactly. 353 00:17:42,915 --> 00:17:46,251 I really like to be able to go out to the fence and talk to my friend wilson. 354 00:17:48,487 --> 00:17:50,154 You know, he's really good with aluminum. 355 00:17:50,222 --> 00:17:52,223 You gotta give him that, you know? 356 00:17:56,362 --> 00:17:58,864 Wilson, you're not gonna need those panels anymore. 357 00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:01,967 Why? You planning an airborne assault? 358 00:18:03,736 --> 00:18:05,770 I'm taking down the lights. 359 00:18:05,838 --> 00:18:07,972 You're taking down the lights? 360 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,107 Yes. It's your property. 361 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:13,711 If you want to, you can load it up with japanese geishas. I don't care. 362 00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:18,983 You're tunneling in, aren't you? 363 00:18:19,051 --> 00:18:22,353 You know, this isn't about building a greenhouse. 364 00:18:22,421 --> 00:18:24,021 Well, then what's it about, tim? 365 00:18:24,089 --> 00:18:26,925 It's so... It would... It came all the way to... 366 00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:30,328 I would not... I... I really... There's... It's hard... 367 00:18:30,396 --> 00:18:34,298 I come out... I like coming to the fence. 368 00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:37,769 To articulate the deep feelings you find difficult to communicate to other men. 369 00:18:37,836 --> 00:18:38,903 Yes! 370 00:18:42,741 --> 00:18:45,743 You know, tim, if I build this greenhouse the way I intended, 371 00:18:45,811 --> 00:18:47,378 You'd have to come around the house, 372 00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:49,513 Knock on the door if you wanted to talk. 373 00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:53,518 I could do that. I could just call you on the phone if I wanted to. 374 00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:55,820 I could get a computer. We could e-mail. 375 00:18:55,888 --> 00:18:57,522 Yeah. Yeah. We could do that. 376 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,223 Yeah. You want to do that? 377 00:18:59,091 --> 00:19:01,059 Nah! Nah! 378 00:19:01,126 --> 00:19:02,227 You know, tim, to tell you the truth, 379 00:19:02,294 --> 00:19:03,862 I rather enjoy being able to come out here 380 00:19:03,929 --> 00:19:06,831 And extemporaneously converse with you. 381 00:19:06,899 --> 00:19:09,534 Not me. I just like shooting the breeze. 382 00:19:12,271 --> 00:19:16,441 You know, I know I was being stubborn about this greenhouse, but 383 00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:18,042 There was a reason. 384 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:20,612 I know. Christmas, '85, 385 00:19:20,679 --> 00:19:23,281 I shot the lamb of god right through your living room window. 386 00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:24,582 No. No. 387 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:30,054 Well, what was the reason then? 388 00:19:30,121 --> 00:19:31,589 You know, when my wife was alive, 389 00:19:31,657 --> 00:19:34,792 We always dreamed of having our own greenhouse 390 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:38,362 Where we could grow the plants we saw all over the world. 391 00:19:40,065 --> 00:19:43,435 So you wanted to build this in honor of katherine? 392 00:19:44,402 --> 00:19:47,304 Yeah. She drew that sketch. 393 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,274 The one I called stupid. 394 00:19:50,342 --> 00:19:51,642 Yes. 395 00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,110 I feel terrible. I wouldn't... I'm sorry. 396 00:19:53,178 --> 00:19:54,879 Why didn't you just tell me this? 397 00:19:54,947 --> 00:19:58,783 Well, tim, sometimes it's difficult for me to talk about my past. 398 00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:02,153 I guess you and I just weren't in the backyard at the right time. 399 00:20:04,022 --> 00:20:05,823 I don't want you to give up building the greenhouse now. 400 00:20:05,891 --> 00:20:07,192 Well, I don't want to give it up, either. 401 00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:09,160 But I'm gonna move it to the side yard. 402 00:20:09,228 --> 00:20:10,395 You don't have enough room over there. 403 00:20:10,462 --> 00:20:12,363 So I'll scale her down. 404 00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:16,401 There's good afternoon sun over there. I can grow some orchids. 405 00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:17,935 I'd still like to help you build it. 406 00:20:18,671 --> 00:20:20,438 Great. All right! 407 00:20:20,506 --> 00:20:22,940 Well, I'd better get these lights down and back. 408 00:20:23,008 --> 00:20:25,276 Tool time set's kind of dark without them. 409 00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:28,179 You need some help? 410 00:20:28,247 --> 00:20:29,514 No, I'll get them... 411 00:20:29,915 --> 00:20:31,216 Hey! 412 00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:32,850 Are any of those reflectors parabolic? 413 00:20:33,819 --> 00:20:35,586 Well, yes. Why? 414 00:20:35,654 --> 00:20:38,923 I've got an idea of some fun we can have a little later on tonight. 415 00:20:58,277 --> 00:20:59,710 Hey, good morning, wilson. 416 00:20:59,778 --> 00:21:01,445 Well, hidey-ho, tim. 417 00:21:01,513 --> 00:21:03,648 I'm really glad we worked things out. 418 00:21:03,715 --> 00:21:06,584 Yes, indeedy. Now we can come out here and talk all we want. 419 00:21:06,651 --> 00:21:09,220 Yeah. Come out here and talk all we want. 420 00:21:10,723 --> 00:21:11,923 (sighs) 421 00:21:13,025 --> 00:21:14,926 So, tim, is something on your mind? 422 00:21:16,161 --> 00:21:17,862 No, not really. 423 00:21:17,929 --> 00:21:20,131 Maybe you had a quote or an anecdote you want to share? 424 00:21:20,198 --> 00:21:21,865 No, not a one. 425 00:21:24,303 --> 00:21:26,304 Well, maybe this situation will 426 00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:28,872 Remind you of a story or someone you met. 427 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,241 Nothing comes to mind. 428 00:21:30,309 --> 00:21:31,509 No? 429 00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:33,777 (yawns) 430 00:21:33,845 --> 00:21:35,546 Well, all right then. 431 00:21:35,614 --> 00:21:37,748 Just take out the garbage. 432 00:21:37,816 --> 00:21:41,352 Yeah. I'll go back to grooming my squirrels for st. Paddy's day. 433 00:21:44,156 --> 00:21:46,490 Hey, later on, you want to go moon borland with me? 434 00:21:46,558 --> 00:21:47,758 I'm there! 435 00:21:52,564 --> 00:21:54,566 Hi-ho, tim. Hey, wilson. 436 00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:55,900 Greetings, al. Greetings. 437 00:21:55,968 --> 00:21:59,470 Well, let's get down to it. Now, the first step in... 438 00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:04,642 I really wanted to go out to... 439 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:09,747 I'd be taking out the garbage all the time. 440 00:22:09,814 --> 00:22:10,714 Uh? 441 00:22:11,984 --> 00:22:14,252 Come on, honey. You both... 442 00:22:15,387 --> 00:22:16,720 Sorry.