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Well, I'm ready for
the big hockey game.
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You can't wear that shirt.
It's all stained.
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Mom, these happen to be
the soda stains from the
'97 stanley cup finals.
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That's the most
disgusting thing
I've ever seen.
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With one possible exception.
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Jill: What are those?
Blood stains?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's when
yzerman bounced a puck
off of dad's chin.
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Twice.
10
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But if anybody deserves
to get hit tonight,
it's gotta be wilson.
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It's his birthday.
Remember that.
That's right, yeah.
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Oh, no.
I didn't get him anything.
I forgot all about it.
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Don't worry.
We're taking him
to the hockey game.
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And I got him something.
A little jersey.
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Look at this. Not bad, eh?
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No, no, no, no.
It's too nice and clean.
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You're gonna have to
rub some nachos on it.
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Nachos aren't right.
Mustard would
look good with this.
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And for wilson,
maybe a grey poupon.
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All right, dad.
I'm gonna go warm up the car.
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Hey, don't forget
the octopi, all right?
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What do you think I am?
An idiot?
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I thought they wouldn't
let you bring those
in there anymore.
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The real fan
always finds a way.
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Bye.
See you, dad.
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Where are you going?
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Out with jenny curtis
for pizza.
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I think I got a shot
at being her boyfriend.
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Jenny curtis.
Is she in your film club?
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That really pretty one
that's president of
the honor society?
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Yup. And she's actually
thinking about
dating a guy like me.
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What does that mean?
"a guy like you."
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Well, you know, fairly smart,
average-looking,
but kind of geeky.
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Your basic five.
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You are not a five!
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You're great-looking,
funny, smart,
and you're a ten.
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Mom, I don't want
to be a ten.
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Jenny thinks all tens
are pig-headed jerks.
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I'm better off being a five.
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So you're trying to be geeky,
but not too geeky?
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It's a fine line.
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Don't want to
forget this.
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Hey, smell my finger.
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Wilson: Oh, tim,
these are great seats.
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Thanks.
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What a wonderful
birthday present!
47
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Happy birthday, wilson.
How old are you now?
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Counting all my lives,
12,342 years old.
49
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That doesn't include
the years I was frozen.
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Yeah, lucky me,
I sit behind a human giraffe.
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Brad, I'd be glad
to switch with you.
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Yeah, will you, please?
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All right, come on, hurry up.
There's gonna be a face-off,
you guys.
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All right. Did you know
that hockey originated
with the iroquois indians?
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Their original
term for the game
was "hoghee."
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The iroquois, huh?
What did they use for a puck?
Buffalo chips?
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No. In the iroquois version,
they used
actual human skulls.
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Really?
No!
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You know,
another interesting
fact about hockey...
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Did you realize the
first professional team
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Was organized in
houghton, michigan,
in 1903?
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Don't know.
Don't care.
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Time to meet my
little friend!
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(whooping)
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Hey, what idiot
just threw this?
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It was an accident.
I'm so sorry.
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Oh, oh, it's okay.
It's probably my fault
for having my head there.
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Thanks.
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Hey, hey, yo, yo, yo.
Game's this way.
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(buzzer sounding)
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Announcer: Okay,
red wings fans.
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That's the end of
the first period.
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So it's time for
our very special
surprise giveaway.
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All right!
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Well, you seem very
excited about this contest.
76
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Forget the contest.
It's time for the zamboni.
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And the winning seat
is section 12,
row 8, seat 22.
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Shoot.
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It's you.
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Holy mother hubbard,
it is me!
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We got a winner here,
everybody!
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Wait, wait a second.
Tim, this should be
your prize.
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You bought the ticket.
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I bought the ticket
for your birthday.
It's all yours.
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Well, it should be brad's.
He gave me his seat.
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Dad, the man's
got a point.
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No, whosever butt...
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Whosever butt is in the seat
wins the prize, period.
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00:05:05,559 --> 00:05:07,959
Well, I've got an idea.
Let's go halvsies.
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Halvsies?
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Men don't go halvsies.
Men don't even
say "halvsies."
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Would the winner
come with me, please?
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Tim: Right here.
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Pardon me,
pardon me, pardon me.
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Man, I can't believe this!
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Oh, be happy for him.
You wouldn't want
the prize anyway.
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Last game they gave away
a year's supply of pudding.
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I like pudding.
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Announcer: This is the biggest
giveaway in the history of
joe louis arena.
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He's up on the screen.
Wilson wilson,
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As the one millionth
visitor this season,
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Bay city motors
would like to present
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You with this check
for $10,000!
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Ten thousand dollars.
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That's a lot of pudding.
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Hi. How'd it go
with jenny?
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Terrible.
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Edward meany was
at the pizza place.
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I think jenny's
interested in him.
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How come?
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Well, he used to be
a good-looking ten.
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But now he got glasses
and started a ham radio club.
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He's a five. I'm dead.
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Hello, guys.
How was the game?
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Well, the wings lost.
But wilson won.
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The biggest fan
giveaway ever.
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Ten thousand dollars.
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Wilson won $10,000?
That's unbelievable.
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No. You know what's
unbelievable?
I paid for the ticket.
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Want to know
what's more unbelievable,
is that I gave him my seat.
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He's just gonna
keep all that money?
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Yeah. Because dad told him
that guys don't split stuff.
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It's when I thought
the prize was pudding!
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I enjoy pudding.
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Look, guys, you know
wilson needs the money.
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He hasn't painted
his house in years.
And he needs a new roof.
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And a new furnace.
Maybe a new hat.
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I bet he spends that
money on something
stupid like books.
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Well, hi-ho, taylors.
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Well, tim, I walked
into my house and I
had a huge epiphany.
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After all that cotton candy,
it was bound to
catch up with you.
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No. I was looking
at all my gardening magazines
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And I came up with a great
idea of how to spend my
excess wealth.
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Unless, of course,
you've reconsidered.
You want to split?
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As a matter
of fact, I...
No.
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No.
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Happy birthday, wilson.
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Oh, jill.
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Make a wish.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yay!
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Oh, oh, oh, thank you.
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So what are you gonna
do with all this money?
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Well, I've decided,
145
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Instead of buying my plants,
I'm gonna grow my own.
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You're gonna
grow your own?
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Brad, you can't go
over there anymore.
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00:08:12,678 --> 00:08:14,979
Oh, no, no, no.
Not those kind
of plants. No.
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All my life I've dreamed
of building a greenhouse
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And now this money
puts me over the top.
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Greenhouse.
That's a great idea.
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That is a great idea.
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You know why?
Why?
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We're looking for
a spring project
on tool time.
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We could help you
design it and build it.
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Tim, that would
be fantastic!
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Wait. You're gonna
spend all that money
on a greenhouse?
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Yes, indeedy.
I can grow
anything I want.
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Can you grow pudding?
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Does everybody know
what time it is?
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Tool time!
Tool time!
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That's right!
Binford tools is
proud to present
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Tim "the tool man" taylor!
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(all cheering)
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Thank you, everybody.
Thank you, heidi.
Welcome to tool time.
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I am tim "the
tool man" taylor.
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And of course,
you all know my assistant,
al "the bad seed" borland.
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Thank you. Well,
today we're talking
about one of the greatest
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Pleasures in my life,
horticulture.
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You know, that's legal
in nevada, baby.
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I'm talking about gardening.
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I'm sure you are.
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Today we're gonna
show you how to put up
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A beautiful garden
greenhouse in your yard.
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And for that we have
a special guest today
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Who's embarking on
just such a project.
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He's a good friend
and neighbor of mine,
wilson wilson.
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Heidi, my neighbor, please.
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Hidey-ho, tim.
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Well, let's get started.
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Now, the first step
in building a greenhouse
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Is to determine site,
size and materials.
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The site will be
wilson's backyard.
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What I've selected
for him is this pre-fab
7-by-8 unit, right?
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It's got redwood.
It's got fiberglass panels.
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And it'll fit snug
up against his house.
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Well, this is
very nice, tim.
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But I still prefer my
original idea of this
victorian style.
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Well, we already
went over that backstage.
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It's just not
good for the site.
It's a little too frou-frou.
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Tim, it's so pretty.
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00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,187
I rest my case.
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00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:05,156
Well, it's more than
pretty. Look at this.
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00:10:05,224 --> 00:10:08,760
It's all steel,
real glass windows,
wooden frames.
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00:10:08,828 --> 00:10:10,061
How big is that
gonna be, wilson?
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00:10:10,129 --> 00:10:11,429
32 by 20, al.
197
00:10:11,497 --> 00:10:12,665
It's just too big.
198
00:10:12,732 --> 00:10:14,700
But, tim,
I'm gonna need
a lot of space.
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00:10:14,768 --> 00:10:16,301
I'll be growing
plants and vegetables
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00:10:16,369 --> 00:10:18,003
From all my travels
around the world.
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00:10:18,071 --> 00:10:20,839
Chinese rhododendron,
italian bellflowers.
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00:10:20,907 --> 00:10:22,373
As nice as the design is,
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00:10:22,441 --> 00:10:24,242
It would just take up
your entire backyard, wilson.
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00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:27,845
Yeah. But who needs a backyard
when you're swimming
in japanese gingkoes?
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00:10:27,913 --> 00:10:29,748
How true!
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00:10:29,815 --> 00:10:32,084
But your neighbor has
to look at this ugly
thing though, huh?
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00:10:32,152 --> 00:10:34,886
Maybe wilson could plant
some decorative ivy.
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00:10:34,954 --> 00:10:37,289
Mother's always
been partial to vines.
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00:10:37,357 --> 00:10:41,093
That's because she
swings from them.
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00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:43,462
Folks, whenever you
take on a construction
project of this size,
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00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:45,164
You want to consult
your neighbor.
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00:10:45,231 --> 00:10:47,065
Yes. But tim, you have
never consulted me at
christmas time
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00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:50,569
When you put an entire
amusement park on your roof.
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00:10:50,636 --> 00:10:55,307
Those christmas decorations
that he speaks of
are seasonal.
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00:10:55,374 --> 00:10:57,709
This freakin' thing
is a nightmare!
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00:10:58,678 --> 00:11:00,278
Have you lost
your mind?
217
00:11:00,346 --> 00:11:02,815
Well, we'll find that out
right after these words
from binford.
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00:11:02,882 --> 00:11:05,784
(theme music playing)
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00:11:05,852 --> 00:11:07,486
Wilson, you can't build
this in your backyard.
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00:11:07,553 --> 00:11:09,655
There's codes.
You gotta get
building permits.
221
00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:13,592
Actually, as long as he
leaves a 5-foot easement
between your properties,
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00:11:13,659 --> 00:11:15,861
Getting a variance
should be okay.
223
00:11:17,463 --> 00:11:20,431
I work part-time
for the zoning commission.
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00:11:20,499 --> 00:11:23,769
How would you like
to make that full-time?
225
00:11:23,836 --> 00:11:25,871
I can't let you
build this thing
in your backyard.
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00:11:25,938 --> 00:11:27,773
Tim, I do not
need your permission.
227
00:11:27,841 --> 00:11:29,741
And I don't
like the attitude.
228
00:11:29,809 --> 00:11:31,709
And I don't think we
need to hear about it.
We're back on the air, guys.
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00:11:31,777 --> 00:11:33,745
Well, maybe you are.
But I am not.
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Wilson: Hello and goodbye!
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00:11:35,514 --> 00:11:38,350
You can't leave
in the middle
of the show.
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00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:39,618
(theme music plays)
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00:11:41,621 --> 00:11:44,656
Hey, welcome back, everybody.
Good to have you here.
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Our guest had to
leave quite suddenly.
So right now...
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Al, why don't you
tell us your favorite
part of gardening?
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00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:58,303
Well, I'd have to say
it's getting down and
dirty with my hoe.
237
00:12:08,014 --> 00:12:08,980
(burps)
238
00:12:13,019 --> 00:12:14,719
Mom, when's dinner?
I'm starving.
239
00:12:14,787 --> 00:12:16,388
Oh, it'll just
be a few minutes.
240
00:12:16,456 --> 00:12:17,622
How's it going?
241
00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:18,957
Great.
242
00:12:19,024 --> 00:12:21,460
Edward got contact lenses
and a new haircut.
243
00:12:22,661 --> 00:12:24,429
He's really looking
good now.
244
00:12:25,998 --> 00:12:28,633
Mark, is there something
we need to talk about?
245
00:12:28,701 --> 00:12:31,870
No! No.
246
00:12:31,938 --> 00:12:35,073
Edward's back to being a ten,
so jenny doesn't
like him anymore.
247
00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:37,642
And tomorrow night,
she's coming over
to study with me.
248
00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:40,812
Maybe you should
wear that new cool
shirt I got you.
249
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,248
What, are you crazy?
That would make me a seven.
250
00:12:46,886 --> 00:12:48,486
Hi, sweetie.
Hi.
251
00:12:48,554 --> 00:12:51,256
I made my hamburger casserole
for dinner tonight.
252
00:12:51,324 --> 00:12:53,791
We got bigger
problems than that.
253
00:12:55,094 --> 00:12:56,795
Did you watch
tool time today?
254
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,430
Working on the thesis.
255
00:12:58,497 --> 00:13:00,565
Wilson wouldn't
go with our design.
256
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:05,236
Instead, he wants to build
some 32-foot victorian
monstrosity in his yard.
257
00:13:05,304 --> 00:13:08,106
I swear the guy's gone
construction-crazy.
258
00:13:08,174 --> 00:13:12,511
It's funny how you recognize
the symptoms in others.
259
00:13:12,578 --> 00:13:14,846
You know, I don't
think you'll find it
all that humorous
260
00:13:14,913 --> 00:13:19,351
When our yard is invaded by
italian harvey wallbangers
and japanese pinkos.
261
00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:23,121
So now you're worried
about what he's planting?
262
00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:27,492
Not just that. What about
the riffraff that a big
greenhouse is gonna attract?
263
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,260
What riffraff?
264
00:13:29,328 --> 00:13:30,929
Botanist. Hello!
265
00:13:33,332 --> 00:13:34,732
If you're so
worried about this,
266
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,401
Why don't you just go
outside and talk to wilson?
267
00:13:36,469 --> 00:13:40,338
I tried to talk to him at work
and he just ran off the set.
268
00:13:40,406 --> 00:13:43,442
Well, you know,
it's wilson's property.
269
00:13:43,509 --> 00:13:45,410
Ultimately, if he wants
to build this thing,
270
00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:46,878
I don't think
there's much you
can do about it.
271
00:13:46,946 --> 00:13:48,613
Oh, really?
272
00:13:48,681 --> 00:13:51,283
I tell you one thing,
when I jumpstart this brain,
I can do anything.
273
00:13:53,452 --> 00:13:56,354
So 100 years from now,
wilson's got trouble.
274
00:14:00,192 --> 00:14:02,960
I'm really glad you
decided to study with me.
275
00:14:03,028 --> 00:14:05,764
I love history.
Why don't you quiz me?
276
00:14:05,832 --> 00:14:08,333
Okay. Who won
the battle of the bulge?
277
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,869
Oprah.
278
00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:13,237
The allies defeated
the germans in belgium.
279
00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:15,474
You're right.
You're very smart.
280
00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:18,610
Well, I'm not
that smart.
281
00:14:18,678 --> 00:14:22,413
Well, you know,
on a scale of one to ten,
I'm about a five.
282
00:14:23,683 --> 00:14:25,417
I love a five.
283
00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:27,986
Is it hot in here?
284
00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:30,688
Did you want
to take a break?
285
00:14:30,756 --> 00:14:32,090
Go sit outside?
286
00:14:33,092 --> 00:14:34,692
It's cold out here.
287
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,461
You want to go
back inside?
288
00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:37,829
No. I'm okay.
289
00:14:39,232 --> 00:14:42,400
I wonder how they kept
warm during world war ii?
290
00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:48,240
You know, interesting
you should say that,
291
00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:52,277
Because their uniforms
were actually made out
of a heavy-duty wool.
292
00:14:56,315 --> 00:14:58,350
Wilson: Tim!
What?
293
00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,784
Jenny, I'm sorry.
294
00:15:00,353 --> 00:15:01,719
I'd better go.
295
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,157
Goodbye, five, hello, two.
296
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,463
Dad, I just stuck my
nose in jenny's eye.
297
00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:16,735
Chicks dig that.
298
00:15:19,138 --> 00:15:22,507
Tim, what in the sam hill
are those lights all about?
299
00:15:23,242 --> 00:15:24,443
What lights?
300
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,411
Those blinding
towers of halogen.
301
00:15:26,479 --> 00:15:29,147
Oh, those.
I just got them from work.
302
00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:30,715
I'm trying a new
security-lighting system.
303
00:15:30,783 --> 00:15:33,785
You know darn well
they'll screw up
my botany experiments.
304
00:15:34,987 --> 00:15:36,822
Will they?
305
00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:39,624
Constant light
causes photoperiodism.
306
00:15:39,692 --> 00:15:43,495
My plants need
12 hours of darkness
to flower properly!
307
00:15:43,562 --> 00:15:45,096
Do they?
308
00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:49,768
I cannot believe you
are being so petty
about this greenhouse.
309
00:15:49,835 --> 00:15:52,103
The design was
bogus and overdone.
Even that...
310
00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:54,305
Even that drawing was a joke.
311
00:15:54,373 --> 00:15:55,974
The drawing was a joke?
Yes!
312
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,210
No, no, no, tim.
You, those ridiculous lights,
that is the joke!
313
00:15:59,278 --> 00:16:00,712
Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way.
314
00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:02,681
But this is my yard
and I can put up
any lights I want.
315
00:16:02,749 --> 00:16:04,883
And this is my property.
I'll put up
a ten-foot aluminum wall.
316
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,651
It will reflect
the light back at you.
317
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:07,852
There are zoning laws,
you know!
318
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,421
Then I'll get a variance.
319
00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:11,556
Then I'll get a variance
to make my lights even
higher and brighter.
320
00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:13,291
Well, then I'll
get another variance
to make my wall even higher.
321
00:16:13,359 --> 00:16:14,526
Well, I guess we got
a lot of work to do!
322
00:16:14,593 --> 00:16:16,127
Fine!
Fine!
323
00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:23,034
Hello! Is anybody home?
324
00:16:23,102 --> 00:16:24,102
(screams)
325
00:16:24,871 --> 00:16:26,271
What the...?
326
00:16:26,338 --> 00:16:27,672
Tim: I guess
they work, huh?
327
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,108
Tim?
328
00:16:30,176 --> 00:16:31,676
I'm over here.
329
00:16:34,947 --> 00:16:37,215
What is this?
What are you doing?
330
00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:40,051
I'm adding to my arsenal.
Bigger, brighter, better.
331
00:16:40,118 --> 00:16:43,221
This is insane.
When is this
idiocy gonna end?
332
00:16:43,289 --> 00:16:44,889
When wilson grows up.
333
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:50,462
Wilson is your best friend.
If you keep this up,
you're gonna lose him.
334
00:16:50,529 --> 00:16:52,430
So I'll get
another best friend.
335
00:16:52,498 --> 00:16:57,168
I'll call al.
Maybe he knows someone
who'll be my best friend.
336
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:01,039
So you think it's
gonna be that easy
to replace wilson?
337
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,974
You talk to him
about everything.
338
00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:06,878
Whenever we have a fight,
you go outside. You start...
339
00:17:09,114 --> 00:17:11,816
How far did you say
this greenhouse
was gonna extend?
340
00:17:11,884 --> 00:17:13,451
Right over to the fence.
341
00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:15,253
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm,
mmm-hmm.
342
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:18,856
What's that supposed to mean?
343
00:17:18,924 --> 00:17:21,693
I get the feeling if wilson
didn't live next-door,
344
00:17:21,761 --> 00:17:24,296
I'd be the only one
taking out the garbage.
345
00:17:24,564 --> 00:17:26,998
Uh?
346
00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:31,035
Come on, honey, we both
know why you don't want
this greenhouse to happen.
347
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:32,804
It's ugly.
Tim...
348
00:17:32,872 --> 00:17:34,072
It's a victorian
monstrosity.
349
00:17:34,139 --> 00:17:35,206
Tim...
350
00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:38,043
It's too big.
Honey!
351
00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:41,145
It fills up the whole yard.
I won't be able
to go out and talk to wilson.
352
00:17:41,213 --> 00:17:42,847
Exactly.
353
00:17:42,915 --> 00:17:46,251
I really like to be able
to go out to the fence
and talk to my friend wilson.
354
00:17:48,487 --> 00:17:50,154
You know, he's really
good with aluminum.
355
00:17:50,222 --> 00:17:52,223
You gotta give
him that, you know?
356
00:17:56,362 --> 00:17:58,864
Wilson, you're not gonna
need those panels anymore.
357
00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:01,967
Why? You planning
an airborne assault?
358
00:18:03,736 --> 00:18:05,770
I'm taking down the lights.
359
00:18:05,838 --> 00:18:07,972
You're taking
down the lights?
360
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,107
Yes. It's your property.
361
00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:13,711
If you want to, you can
load it up with japanese
geishas. I don't care.
362
00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:18,983
You're tunneling in,
aren't you?
363
00:18:19,051 --> 00:18:22,353
You know, this isn't about
building a greenhouse.
364
00:18:22,421 --> 00:18:24,021
Well, then what's
it about, tim?
365
00:18:24,089 --> 00:18:26,925
It's so... It would...
It came all the way to...
366
00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:30,328
I would not...
I... I really...
There's... It's hard...
367
00:18:30,396 --> 00:18:34,298
I come out...
I like coming to the fence.
368
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:37,769
To articulate the deep
feelings you find difficult
to communicate to other men.
369
00:18:37,836 --> 00:18:38,903
Yes!
370
00:18:42,741 --> 00:18:45,743
You know, tim,
if I build this greenhouse
the way I intended,
371
00:18:45,811 --> 00:18:47,378
You'd have to come
around the house,
372
00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:49,513
Knock on the door
if you wanted to talk.
373
00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:53,518
I could do that.
I could just call you on
the phone if I wanted to.
374
00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:55,820
I could get a computer.
We could e-mail.
375
00:18:55,888 --> 00:18:57,522
Yeah. Yeah.
We could do that.
376
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,223
Yeah. You want
to do that?
377
00:18:59,091 --> 00:19:01,059
Nah!
Nah!
378
00:19:01,126 --> 00:19:02,227
You know, tim,
to tell you the truth,
379
00:19:02,294 --> 00:19:03,862
I rather enjoy being
able to come out here
380
00:19:03,929 --> 00:19:06,831
And extemporaneously
converse with you.
381
00:19:06,899 --> 00:19:09,534
Not me. I just like
shooting the breeze.
382
00:19:12,271 --> 00:19:16,441
You know,
I know I was being stubborn
about this greenhouse, but
383
00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:18,042
There was a reason.
384
00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:20,612
I know. Christmas, '85,
385
00:19:20,679 --> 00:19:23,281
I shot the lamb of god
right through your
living room window.
386
00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:24,582
No. No.
387
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:30,054
Well, what was
the reason then?
388
00:19:30,121 --> 00:19:31,589
You know,
when my wife was alive,
389
00:19:31,657 --> 00:19:34,792
We always dreamed
of having our own greenhouse
390
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:38,362
Where we could grow
the plants we saw
all over the world.
391
00:19:40,065 --> 00:19:43,435
So you wanted to build
this in honor of katherine?
392
00:19:44,402 --> 00:19:47,304
Yeah. She drew
that sketch.
393
00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,274
The one I called stupid.
394
00:19:50,342 --> 00:19:51,642
Yes.
395
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,110
I feel terrible.
I wouldn't... I'm sorry.
396
00:19:53,178 --> 00:19:54,879
Why didn't you
just tell me this?
397
00:19:54,947 --> 00:19:58,783
Well, tim, sometimes
it's difficult for me
to talk about my past.
398
00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:02,153
I guess you and I just
weren't in the backyard
at the right time.
399
00:20:04,022 --> 00:20:05,823
I don't want you to give up
building the greenhouse now.
400
00:20:05,891 --> 00:20:07,192
Well, I don't want
to give it up, either.
401
00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:09,160
But I'm gonna move
it to the side yard.
402
00:20:09,228 --> 00:20:10,395
You don't have
enough room over there.
403
00:20:10,462 --> 00:20:12,363
So I'll scale her down.
404
00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:16,401
There's good
afternoon sun over there.
I can grow some orchids.
405
00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:17,935
I'd still like to
help you build it.
406
00:20:18,671 --> 00:20:20,438
Great.
All right!
407
00:20:20,506 --> 00:20:22,940
Well, I'd better get
these lights down and back.
408
00:20:23,008 --> 00:20:25,276
Tool time set's kind
of dark without them.
409
00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:28,179
You need some help?
410
00:20:28,247 --> 00:20:29,514
No, I'll get them...
411
00:20:29,915 --> 00:20:31,216
Hey!
412
00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:32,850
Are any of those
reflectors parabolic?
413
00:20:33,819 --> 00:20:35,586
Well, yes. Why?
414
00:20:35,654 --> 00:20:38,923
I've got an idea of
some fun we can have
a little later on tonight.
415
00:20:58,277 --> 00:20:59,710
Hey, good morning, wilson.
416
00:20:59,778 --> 00:21:01,445
Well, hidey-ho, tim.
417
00:21:01,513 --> 00:21:03,648
I'm really glad we
worked things out.
418
00:21:03,715 --> 00:21:06,584
Yes, indeedy.
Now we can come out here
and talk all we want.
419
00:21:06,651 --> 00:21:09,220
Yeah. Come out here
and talk all we want.
420
00:21:10,723 --> 00:21:11,923
(sighs)
421
00:21:13,025 --> 00:21:14,926
So, tim, is something
on your mind?
422
00:21:16,161 --> 00:21:17,862
No, not really.
423
00:21:17,929 --> 00:21:20,131
Maybe you had
a quote or an anecdote
you want to share?
424
00:21:20,198 --> 00:21:21,865
No, not a one.
425
00:21:24,303 --> 00:21:26,304
Well, maybe this
situation will
426
00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:28,872
Remind you of a story
or someone you met.
427
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,241
Nothing comes to mind.
428
00:21:30,309 --> 00:21:31,509
No?
429
00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:33,777
(yawns)
430
00:21:33,845 --> 00:21:35,546
Well, all right then.
431
00:21:35,614 --> 00:21:37,748
Just take out the garbage.
432
00:21:37,816 --> 00:21:41,352
Yeah. I'll go back to
grooming my squirrels
for st. Paddy's day.
433
00:21:44,156 --> 00:21:46,490
Hey, later on, you want
to go moon borland with me?
434
00:21:46,558 --> 00:21:47,758
I'm there!
435
00:21:52,564 --> 00:21:54,566
Hi-ho, tim.
Hey, wilson.
436
00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:55,900
Greetings, al.
Greetings.
437
00:21:55,968 --> 00:21:59,470
Well, let's get down to it.
Now, the first step in...
438
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:04,642
I really wanted
to go out to...
439
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:09,747
I'd be taking out
the garbage all the time.
440
00:22:09,814 --> 00:22:10,714
Uh?
441
00:22:11,984 --> 00:22:14,252
Come on, honey.
You both...
442
00:22:15,387 --> 00:22:16,720
Sorry.