1 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:04,931 Are you thinkin' about taking drugs? 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:08,941 Well, think again, because drugs are not the answer. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,000 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 4 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:14,238 Oh, don't remember this ugly mug? 5 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:19,851 Two years ago, I was a star. I won n-nine games in a row. 6 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:23,548 - But by the end of August, I was gone-- - Cut! Cut! 7 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:30,461 - Not good, huh? - Well, you caught the ball. 8 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,088 Yeah. 9 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:37,865 Look, I usually don't, you know, give line readings, but let me-- Try this. 10 00:00:37,937 --> 00:00:39,905 Hollywood ain't holdin' its breath. 11 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:43,136 Yeah, well, they're doin' it wrong. I mean, for Hank. 12 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,439 Tell the director. 13 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:49,505 I thought I'd give the marriage a few months before I go for the meddling wife thing. 14 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:53,040 His arm came back the day after you hooked up. I say meddle. 15 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,713 You okay? Just gas. 16 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:59,247 Go help your man. Give me a little room here to work it out. 17 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,165 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 18 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,795 Like that? No. 19 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:14,863 Hey, sweetheart. Hey. 20 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,365 Hi, Bryan. Hey. 21 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:20,777 Having trouble with the big speech? Yeah. You got any ideas? 22 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,407 It's your story. Just be yourself. 23 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:26,941 Drugs were there, you took 'em. Simple. 24 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:30,251 Why'd you get clean? 'Cause I was gonna die. 25 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:32,518 And, come April, 'cause you're clean, 26 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:35,857 you're starting Opening Day against the Yanks. 27 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,730 Try it her way? Yeah. 28 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,734 Okay. Okay. 29 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:47,330 Let's start with the second part first. That'll get him in the groove. Okay. 30 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:49,398 We'll do the throwing thing first. 31 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,467 Everybody wants to direct. 32 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,475 - Warner all right? - Yeah, he's good. 33 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:59,143 You just bring it, babe. Just tell your story. 34 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,312 Roll cameras. 35 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,355 Rolling. Sound. Speed. 36 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:06,620 Come on, kid! Show 'em what you're gonna give the Yankees! 37 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:08,354 All right, action! 38 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,805 Oh, God! 39 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:37,518 You okay? It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 40 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:31,475 He's got osteopenia. His bones are too thin to fix the arm problem. 41 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:35,480 No. Price is not a problem if you have what I need. 42 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,982 Young man? How did you know? 43 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,918 Well, if he's an old man, osteopenia would just be a fact of life. 44 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:43,820 You make him comfortable, send him home, which means you're just boring me. 45 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,381 So he's young, which means it's most likely caused by cancer. 46 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:49,622 You're here because you haven't found it. Have you looked really, really hard? 47 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,164 M.R.I. and PET scan are both negative. 48 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,065 Well, how old is he? Maybe the osteopenia is just early onset. 49 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:57,534 Ah, let's see. 50 00:03:57,604 --> 00:04:00,630 "Born 9/21 /77". 51 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,197 It's Hank Wiggen? 52 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,971 And he signed it. Sweet. Yeah. 53 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:10,038 "To Jimmy Wilson, the Cy Young of medicine". 54 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:13,108 Did you ask for that? Just the "Jimmy" part. 55 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:18,346 The bone's too thin to support the kind of surgery that would let him pitch again. 56 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,551 But if we figure out what's causing the osteopenia, 57 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,618 we can reverse the bone damage, then do the surgery. 58 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:26,187 Beat the Yankees and save the free world. 59 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,038 It was a working dinner. 60 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,939 My work-- Company pays. 61 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:41,606 I don't know. I just feel kind of weird after what it turned into. 62 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:44,775 Well, then it stopped being work. 63 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:48,184 You know, if it'll solve your ethics problem, 64 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,156 you can reimburse me for these. 65 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,954 What are they, $5.57, I believe? 66 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:02,061 Mmm. Let me know about Friday? 67 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,366 - Yeah. - Mmm. 68 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,893 None of the usual suspects. 69 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:31,259 Age isn't right, in apparent perfect health before this incident, 70 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,926 M.R.I. and PET scan negative for tumors. Test him again. It's gotta be cancer. 71 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,061 Sorry I'm late. Car broke down on the interstate. 72 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:43,874 Don't believe you. CHEM-7 shows a poor kidney function. 73 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:46,776 - Why would a guy in his 20s have a poor kidney function? - Cancer. 74 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,906 It first attacks the bones, and then the kidneys. 75 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:54,919 Come on, people. He was 17 and 7. His E.R.A. was 2.1. 76 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:59,219 You want it to be his kidneys, because if it's his kidneys, then maybe we can treat it, fix it. 77 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,125 And if it's cancer, then he'll never pitch again. 78 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:06,188 If this were a regular guy who broke his arm lifting a box, you would've sent him home. 79 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:09,928 My God, you're right. I lost my head. All life is equally sacred. 80 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:14,564 I promise you. The next knitting injury that comes in here, we're on it like stink on cheese. 81 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,736 - He weighed 175 his rookie year. - Stop. 82 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,904 Now he's 195 after playing a year in Japan. 83 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,914 Why? He let himself go. 84 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:27,749 Steroids. The guy was a drug user. I'm sure he wouldn't have balked at pumping up through chemicals. 85 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,084 That'd explain the weight gain and the kidney problems. 86 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,989 And the bone loss. Go ask him what he's on. 87 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,153 When he says nothing, have him pee in a cup. 88 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:43,435 If your car breaks down, you're an hour late, not two minutes. 89 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:47,132 And two minutes isn't late enough to use a clever excuse like car trouble. 90 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,674 I was coming in early. Huh. 91 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,404 Unprompted lies. That's a bad sign. 92 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:56,778 Either a guilty conscience, or something personal's going on. 93 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:04,519 See, that's all you had to do-- just walk in, sit down, do your job. 94 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,961 No. No, I never took 'em. 95 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:14,122 We're gonna need a urine sample. 96 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:17,101 Oh, no, you don't trust me. 97 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:22,697 Baby, I'm worried about takin' this morphine. 98 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,265 You're in pain. 99 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:27,437 The doses are monitored. It's not a slip. 100 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,504 Besides, opiates weren't your thing. 101 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,551 They should've been. Whoa. 102 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,848 Mr. Wiggen? The urine sample. 103 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:39,983 I wanna say no, so I am-- no. 104 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:44,723 Trust is a big issue in early recovery. He really did gain the weight honestly. 105 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,695 If you say so. 106 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,565 You're not gettin' it. 107 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:55,033 He thinks I'm an idiot. 108 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:58,266 He sure does. 109 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,580 Should we save a sample? 110 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:11,350 Dr. Sports Fan can put it in Lucite and hang it around his neck. 111 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,116 Hey, Friday night, can you cover for me? 112 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:17,594 I think so. 113 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:21,565 Oh, Friday. No, I'm sorry. I have to go to that oncology thing, the seminar. 114 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:24,000 Oh. What's goin' on? 115 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,004 Dinner with the drug rep. 116 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:28,006 Castine Pharmaceuticals. 117 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:31,840 Arnie? Claims he has 500 lawyer jokes, only tells one? 118 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:34,812 Uh... new guy. 119 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,074 You need cash? 120 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:44,113 No, I-- I don't have that much on me. 121 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,522 No, no, it's not a problem. 122 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,719 I'll be over by 6:00. Okay. 123 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,663 5:00 p.m. Dr. House checks out. 124 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:55,098 It's 4:45. I was rounding up. 125 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:58,034 Carol Moffatt. Please see Dr. House in Exam One. 126 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:01,198 - Whoa, whoa, not so fast, Cathy. - It's Carol. 127 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:04,368 Uh-- Uh, trouble with the leg? 128 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,546 - When's the wedding? - This Saturday. 129 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:13,074 Ooh. Not much time to fit into that pretty dress. And no time for practical shoe shopping. 130 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:16,588 - You're running two miles a day further than you should be. - It hurts right here-- 131 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:19,784 New shoes, less miles, and ix-nay on the afternoon Cokes. You're gonna look beautiful. 132 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,726 - What's wrong with you? - I can't get my contact lenses out. 133 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:25,320 Out of what? They're not in your eyes. 134 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,561 - But they're red. - That's because you're trying to remove your corneas. 135 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:31,398 What's wrong with you? Uh, lately, my wife has noticed that-- 136 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:34,803 Yeah, yeah. Symptoms. We're working on a personal best here. 137 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:38,935 U-Uh, numbness in my feet and hands, uh, constipation-- 138 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:42,208 And? Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable talking about his private matters. 139 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:44,943 Well, neither would I if I was having trouble controlling my pee-pee. 140 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:47,952 You're a dentist. Nitrous oxide poisoning. 141 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:51,547 Which means you're either dipping into your own supply or you got a bad valve in your office. 142 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,184 Laughing gas rehab's probably more expensive than the plumber. 143 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,558 Meanwhile, get yourself some B-12. 144 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,620 Who's left? I can't see. 145 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,997 No, I'm just screwin' with you. It's a hangover. 146 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:08,632 My English lit prof told me he'd fail me next time if I didn't show up with a doctor's note. 147 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:13,702 Well, make friends with the dentist. He can give you a note, and maybe a little nitrous to take the edge off. 148 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,583 Dr. House. 149 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,585 He tested negative for steroids. 150 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,587 Elevated beta-2 proteins though. 151 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,488 Could be cancerous-- amyloidosis or lymphoma. 152 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,458 Or steroids. You guys got any money on you? 153 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:29,460 He tested negative for steroids. 154 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,689 I have a couple 20s on me. Fifty of'em? 155 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:36,895 Foreman? The fat-pad biopsy and abdominal C.T. scan were negative for the cancers, but-- 156 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:39,437 That just leaves us with steroids. 157 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,496 He tested negative for steroids. 158 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,134 Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer... 159 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:48,306 than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to find ways to hide steroid use. 160 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,873 But there is one thing they can't hide. 161 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,552 Hi. I'm Dr. House. 162 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:03,925 And this is the coolest day of my life. 163 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,035 See? Steroid use shrinks the testicles. 164 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,241 I'm clean, man. No steroids, no nothin'. 165 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:19,903 Your lips say no, your prunes say yes. 166 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:22,846 Hypogonadism. Isn't that a great word? 167 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:27,011 Thanks. We don't get to say it nearly enough. Start him on Lupron right away. 168 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:33,354 These freaks are willing to defile themselves for mass entertainment. 169 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,327 For money. I feel sorry for them. 170 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,955 He drops a clean urine, denies using steroids. 171 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,194 And you're giving him a drug for what, steroid abuse? 172 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:45,533 No, no, it's not. It's got calcium in it. 173 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,970 It's very good for the bones. 174 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,201 Basically, at a molecular level, it's just milk. 175 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,970 Dr. Whitman to Anesthesiology. Dr. Whitman, Anesthesiology. 176 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,880 How long do you figure before I get a call from Cuddy? 177 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,817 - You put him on Lupron? - Uh-huh. 178 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,150 - And you told them it was like milk. - Yes. 179 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:06,282 Is there any way in which that is not a lie? 180 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,517 It's creamy. 181 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,756 - But I had three reasons. - Good ones? 182 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:15,164 Well, we'll see in a minute. I'm just making them up now. 183 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,829 - He lied to me first. - Your mother did teach you two wrongs don't make a right. 184 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:22,931 If he lies to me about not taking steroids, and I lie to him about not treating steroids, he's cured. 185 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:24,805 Adds up for me. Second reason. 186 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,141 If I told him the truth, he wouldn't have taken the stuff. 187 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:30,182 And if he told you the truth, what would the stuff do to him? 188 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,615 - Severe respiratory problems. - Third reason? 189 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,313 I wanted to eliminate the placebo effect. 190 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,480 Excellent. 191 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:40,354 You and your lawyer can write a paper. 192 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,657 Which brings me to my fourth reason. I thought you said there were only three. 193 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:46,027 - I thought you'd buy one of'em. - Seriously? 194 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,656 He's not gonna sue. 195 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,701 Because his lawyer is a nice guy... 196 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:54,035 who'll realize it's unfair to blame us for ruining this kid's $100 million career. 197 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,040 Good guess, but no. 198 00:12:56,108 --> 00:13:00,101 If the Lupron causes respiratory problems, it means he's not on steroids. 199 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:03,478 Which means there's something else wrong with him. 200 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:06,211 And the choices for that something else... 201 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,686 are almost universally very bad. 202 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:33,768 Osteopenia, messing his bones up. 203 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:38,374 Hypogonadism, impaired liver function, kidney function. 204 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:42,045 And we have managed to find the only professional athlete in the galaxy... 205 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,180 who is not on steroids. 206 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,190 And it's not cancer. 207 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:48,192 So what's killing him? 208 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,286 Who shares my suspicions that the Yankees were somehow involved? 209 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:55,265 Shrunken testicles indicate his body's not putting out enough testosterone. 210 00:13:55,334 --> 00:14:00,067 Throw out the lungs. That was the Lupron-- my fault. Don't worry. I'll send him a nice note. 211 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,401 What about something environmental? 212 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,941 Arsenic, mercury. The symptoms could indicate-- 213 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,671 Pretty small environment. Wife's fine, no one else is sick. 214 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:09,339 If you throw out the kidneys, everything else adds up. 215 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,906 The testicles, the bones, the impaired liver function... 216 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,680 could all be caused by a breakdown of his adrenal glands. 217 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,914 Addison's disease. I like it. 218 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,923 Mainly, ofcourse, because the treatment is-- 219 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:22,188 - Steroids. - Enough irony for all of us. 220 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,853 Treatment would cause him to retain fluid. 221 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:28,059 - With the kidneys almost shut down already, he'll die. - So we'll get him a new kidney. 222 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:31,330 Your theory is that Addison's is causing all the symptoms... 223 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,394 except for the kidney problems. 224 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:37,806 - What's causing the kidney problems? - Cameron, if you had to make an ironic guess right about now-- 225 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,311 He tested negative for steroids. 226 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,870 Agreed. He's not on steroids now. 227 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:46,611 But if he was on them at any time in the last five years, it could have caused the kidney damage. 228 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,783 You see, kidneys don't wear watches. 229 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:57,318 Sure, gall bladders do, but it doesn't matter, 'cause kidneys can't tell time. 230 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:01,591 Steroid damage could take years. 231 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,897 No steroids. How many times does he have to tell you? 232 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,834 I don't know. 233 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,840 How many times did he lie about cocaine before coming clean with the league? 234 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,809 - That's completely different. - Oh, that's right, I remember. 235 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:16,837 You never did come clean. The league was out to get you. They faked the blood tests. 236 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,850 You had to get yourself a lawyer and everything. 237 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,547 If Hank says he never used steroids, that's the truth. 238 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:28,287 That's too bad, because our theory is that the kidney damage is caused by "A", 239 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,294 and everything else is caused by "B". 240 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,331 The beauty of this theory is that we can treat "A" and "B". 241 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,857 But if you add the kidney symptoms back into the mix, 242 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,803 then we are looking at another letter altogether, 243 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,806 one that is apparently not in the alphabet. 244 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:46,470 We can't fix the bones, no more baseball, no more breathing, 245 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,479 no more brain function. 246 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:52,116 Get another explanation. 247 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:55,676 Okay. Yeah, I think I got one in my other pants. 248 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,154 Hold on. 249 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,394 Five years ago. Bangor, Maine. 250 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,564 My pitching coach had me on something. I never knew what it was. 251 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,366 And you never tried too hard to find out either. 252 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:16,302 I gained twelve pounds of muscle in, like, four weeks. 253 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,206 I'm sorry, baby. 254 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,904 Huh? 255 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,476 How ya doin', Doc? Good. Very good, yeah. 256 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,354 You want me to put Hank Wiggen on the transplant list. 257 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:38,590 He needs a new kidney. I was thinking the kidney people might have some. 258 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:43,567 They like to save them for people who have-- How do I put this? Kidney problems. 259 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,502 He's a professional ball player. Brings joy to millions. 260 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,735 Do you really want to be known as the hospital that sent him home to die? 261 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:53,175 That's a great idea. We could be the hospital that killed two people-- 262 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:56,737 the guy who deserved the kidney, and the ball player we bumped up the list... 263 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,749 when we weren't even sure what was wrong with him. 264 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,546 Everything else is related to the Addison's. 265 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,849 The test for Addison's was inconclusive. 266 00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:05,719 The test for Addison's is always inconclusive. 267 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,385 Why do we do it at all? We should just ask you. 268 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,434 You're not putting him on the list. 269 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,130 Your powers of deduction are breathtaking. 270 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:23,038 - You take a perverse pleasure in turning me down. - What I live for. 271 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:29,980 Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day-- ask me something I can say "Yes" to. 272 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:50,634 Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor. I didn't know you were busy. Want me to come back? 273 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,933 - Is he on the list? - No. 274 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:57,305 - Then I'm giving him one of mine. - Okay. 275 00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,675 You're not gonna tell me it's a bad idea? Why give a kidney to someone who might not be able to use it? 276 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,408 Not my area. 277 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,473 That is, however, my chair. 278 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,619 When do we do it? 279 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,951 Very noble gesture. 280 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:14,789 My favorite kind. Dramatic, yet completely empty. 281 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,987 The chances of nonidentical twins being a match-- 282 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,996 You live alone? You writing a book? 283 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:22,124 I made it a question just 'cause it's more polite. 284 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,533 You got a big "keep out" sign stapled on your forehead. 285 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,197 That explains it. I told 'em to put it on my door. 286 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:32,539 Even if real human contact is something you don't have or even want or need, 287 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,841 you should at least be able to see it in other people. 288 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,380 Yeah. Right. 289 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,781 True love-- that's just how we match organs these days. 290 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,515 There's a couple in France-- high school sweethearts-- they're trading brains. 291 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,452 We're a match. Run your tests. 292 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,408 Hey. The lab call? Is she a match? 293 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,410 Haven't heard yet. 294 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,914 You got a text message, though. "Friday night". Very cryptic. 295 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,883 Gee, thanks for checking. Can you cover for me? 296 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,283 Oncology seminar. Right. 297 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,016 Friday night the same thing as the car trouble? 298 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,921 I had car trouble. 299 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,790 House says you were lying. I believe him. 300 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:26,558 What's that? You got a little wet smudge at the end of your nose. 301 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,260 Hey, I like the guy. He says what he wants, does what he wants. 302 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,928 He won't talk to anyone unless he can jerk them around. 303 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,768 Or needs a thousand bucks. What is with that? 304 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,933 I scored. 305 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,004 It's a brave new world, Doc, 306 00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,309 and we are the cutting edge. 307 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:49,447 You are looking at two all-access passes... 308 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,250 to paradise itself. 309 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,358 How much? True cost? No man can say. 310 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,521 Could that man's accountant say? 311 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,861 One thousand dollars. Whew. 312 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,960 Friday night. The biggest official monster truck jam in the history of New Jersey. 313 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,397 Okay, please tell me you didn't just say Friday night. 314 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:12,443 Whatever you've got, you cancel. 315 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,412 I can't do it. They only give these tickets to owners. 316 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,916 Anytime we wanna be in the middle of the track, we're in the middle of the track. 317 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:22,784 These tickets are so good, we have to sign a release. 318 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,414 I mean it. We do this, we could die. 319 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,982 I've got the oncology thing. I-- I-- 320 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,929 The rectal cancer lecture-- they booked me a year ago. I-I-I-I-I can't get out. 321 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,989 There's no way out. 322 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:39,401 Fine. I'll ask one of my other friends. 323 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,564 Huh. 324 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,333 What? You're saying I've only got one friend? 325 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:49,437 Uh... and wh-who-- 326 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:53,250 Kevin in Bookkeeping. 327 00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,116 Okay, well, first of all, his name's Carl. 328 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,247 I call him Kevin. 329 00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:01,019 It's his secret friendship club name. 330 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:04,928 It's hookers. Oh, my God! 331 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,956 Multiple hookers. But House is House. He's gotta have it his way. Four or five women. 332 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,299 This isn't even funny. What? You don't think he has sex? 333 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:15,863 - No, ofcourse he-- - He doesn't have sex, he makes love. 334 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,875 I didn't say that. 335 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,309 It's the lab. 336 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:24,110 Dr. Foreman. 337 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:28,152 Respiratory Therapy, call 4702. 338 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,620 Respiratory Therapy, pick up 4702. 339 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:35,626 If you have the results, I'd like you to talk to both of us. If you don't, I'm late for a meeting. 340 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:39,152 Believe me. I'd much rather be with your better half. 341 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:43,065 And by better half, I mean the one who struck out Sammy Sosa on three pitches... 342 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,501 and talks a lot less. 343 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:49,506 But I thought I would talk to you first and alone. 344 00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:52,737 I got your results back from the lab. 345 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,006 You do match. 346 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,241 I-- I do? 347 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,051 You're also pregnant. 348 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,829 You can't be a donor. 349 00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:18,994 Not in your current condition. 350 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:33,145 Um... excuse me. 351 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:35,652 I have to go talk to my husband. 352 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:59,538 Heart looks good. We can schedule the transplant. 353 00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:01,374 No transplant. 354 00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:03,812 Lola's not gonna have an abortion. 355 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,477 Actually, your wife just told me that she was making an appointment. 356 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,747 I don't care what she said. 357 00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:12,483 I think you two need to discuss this further. 358 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,583 We've been trying to get pregnant almost since we met. 359 00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:18,720 Well, it's your wife's decision whether or not-- 360 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:21,823 She wants to trade a child for a kidney. That's murder. 361 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,891 I'm not gonna let her do that. 362 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,840 Foreman says we've got a problem about the transplant. 363 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:34,777 If she terminates the pregnancy, he's not gonna let himself die on principle. 364 00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:37,781 Would you give up a baby for someone you love? 365 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:42,447 Please tell me I don't have to decide. 366 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,581 It depends. How long would they live? 367 00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:48,922 This is a pragmatic question for you? 368 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:50,928 Fifty years, no problem. 369 00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:53,430 Six months, I say let him die. 370 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:58,765 I've actually given this a lot of thought. My personal tipping point is seven years, eight months and 14 days. 371 00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,429 I couldn't do it. 372 00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:02,439 You found religion? 373 00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:06,034 - Do you have to be religious to believe a fetus is a life? - There seems to be a correlation. 374 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,379 I'm, uh-- 375 00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,515 Do you like monster trucks? 376 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,987 - I don't know what they are. - Right. 377 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:29,162 I got two tickets. Friday night. 378 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:34,036 - You asking me to go with you? - Sure. Sounds good. 379 00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:36,835 Like a date? 380 00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:38,899 Exactly. 381 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,968 Except for the-- the date part. 382 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,011 Forget it. 383 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:49,816 Uh, no, I-- I was gonna go to the oncology dinner. 384 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:53,255 Ofcourse. You have to hear Wilson's lecture. 385 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,317 No. I just found out he canceled, like, two weeks ago. 386 00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:06,268 So... what do I wear? 387 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,935 Still with us, Hank? Yeah. I'm here. 388 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,443 My chest feels funny. 389 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,242 Tachycardia. Your heart's beating too fast. 390 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:18,874 We're sorting it out. But you stay with us, all right? 391 00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,185 - Keep talking to us, Hank! - Where's Lola? 392 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:25,781 Ten units of insulin sub-Q, an I.V. push D-50. 393 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,291 - Why's his potassium up? - Damned if I know. 394 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,420 Kayexalate too. We gotta suck that potassium out of him. We gotta get his heart rate down. 395 00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:33,589 - We need a crash cart! - You got it. 396 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:38,625 - It's definitely not Addison's. - It's not steroids either. 397 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:42,036 Set. Help in here, please! 398 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:46,669 His heart rate is 130 and rising like a Randy Johnson line drives. 399 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,780 "A" for effort. There's no point in doing the transplant. 400 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:55,286 Even if he was stable enough, it's obvious that we have no idea what's wrong with him. 401 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:59,050 First it's too high. Now it's too low? 402 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:03,825 His heart's not responding to the atropine. 403 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,955 Heart rate's down to 40. I thought it was up. 404 00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:09,466 Now it's down. Last time he went out at 35. 405 00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:12,332 - What's wrong? - I have no idea. 406 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:17,504 Hit him with the atropine before he gets to 35 again. 407 00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:20,970 We've already given him three milliliters. 408 00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:23,139 Apparently that's not enough. 409 00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:26,083 We can't stabilize his heart rate. 410 00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:28,085 What did you do to him? Kayexalate. 411 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:31,145 His pulse was through the roof. So was his potassium. 412 00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:34,623 - It wouldn't do this. - Something did. 413 00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:41,426 Call me when he's stable. Or dead. 414 00:26:51,242 --> 00:26:53,506 I remember the first time. 415 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,543 You weren't even supposed to be pitching that day. 416 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,050 I'd flown all the way to Tokyo to watch this kid, 417 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:04,179 and he gets tossed for arguing a call in the first inning. 418 00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:09,985 Ah, your pitches-- perfect. 419 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:13,897 Ball seemed to go faster than your arm. 420 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:18,993 It was like the rules didn't apply, like physics couldn't slow you down. 421 00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,268 Hot damn, it was beautiful. 422 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,471 Hey, Warner. 423 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,911 Hey, kid. How ya feelin'? 424 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:34,543 I hurt. 425 00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:37,747 My arm, my head, everywhere. 426 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:41,686 They must've dialed down the morphine. 427 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,752 That's just wrong, man. You're in pain. 428 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:49,198 Hey, I got somethin' for ya. 429 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:53,362 No. 430 00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:56,635 A doc in St. Louis gave 'em to me for migraine. 431 00:27:56,708 --> 00:28:00,576 I'm an addict. I can't take that. Even Lola was okay with the morphine. 432 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:03,273 This stuff's just a little stronger. 433 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,339 Come on. 434 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,357 I'll just try one, Warner. 435 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,193 Dr. Mulvaney, please call extension 6134. 436 00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:21,391 Dr. Mulvaney, please call extension 6134. 437 00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,798 Three more symptoms. 438 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:26,564 Heart rate up. Heart rate down. 439 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:29,607 Now he's hallucinating. You gotta promise not to tell Lola. 440 00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:33,543 Okay, coach? He's not just dreaming? 441 00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:36,978 No R.E.M. He's actually awake. 442 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,573 Drugs? Not psychedelics. 443 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:42,176 Not with the heart symptoms. 444 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:46,656 Well, hallucinations would point to digitalis. It would also mess up his heart. 445 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,989 But he's not on it. 446 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,688 And why would he take it? 447 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,762 Yeah. 448 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:56,926 Pithy analysis. 449 00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,936 I can see why they asked you to speak at the cancer dinner. 450 00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:02,199 I'm sorry I'm gonna miss it. 451 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:04,468 I'm sorry about the monster trucks. 452 00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:07,636 No, I think it's great. You're giving back. 453 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:12,513 Only thing is... 454 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,577 uh, digitalis, 455 00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:20,887 it would only explain the later symptoms, 456 00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:22,950 not the original ones. 457 00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:35,570 Sure, you know, it's got a lot of movement. 458 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,574 Problem is, everybody sees the movement. 459 00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:41,043 You're throwin' your curveball like you're-- you're throwin' a curveball. 460 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:44,707 Deception. That's the-- 461 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,717 Same motion. 462 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,720 Less movement, but it won't come back at you. 463 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,780 All right, outfielders move in! Right there! 464 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,523 How'd you get in here? 465 00:29:57,595 --> 00:30:01,190 Spoke Spanish. Told them I was the new shortstop from the Dominican. 466 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:03,962 How's Hank doin'? Lousy. 467 00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:11,002 Around your fingernails, that swelling, it's called clubbing. 468 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:14,067 Hippocrates noticed that a lot of his friends who also had that... 469 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,807 tended to frequently grab their chests and die. 470 00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:19,975 Yeah, I got a heart condition. What's wrong with Hank? 471 00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:22,315 What do you take for it? Digitalis. 472 00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:24,378 Got 'em with you? 473 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:28,692 Huh. Well, that's weird. 474 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,856 I just filled this prescription a couple days ago. There's another bottle here. 475 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:34,990 Don't bother. 476 00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:37,899 Hank Wiggen stole your pills. 477 00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:39,834 He tried to kill himself. 478 00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:58,478 So what happened? 479 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:02,859 He left the bottle open while he went to get some water? 480 00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:04,861 Next time, just take the whole bottle. 481 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,594 Hey, man, you got no right. 482 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:11,499 See, people remember how many they've got. 483 00:31:11,569 --> 00:31:15,096 Date's right on the label, number of pills-- regular person can do the math. 484 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:19,405 But a junkie doesn't have to, because how many pills he's got left, that's all he's thinking about. 485 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,412 Big insurance policy? 486 00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:28,117 - This isn't about the money. - Not for you, no. 487 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:32,418 Most reputable stores won't cash your checks after you're dead. 488 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:36,221 But for Lola, well, girls like that, they're all about the money. 489 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,421 Don't you say that. 490 00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:41,260 She already saved my life. 491 00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:44,733 I was dead in Japan. She brought me back. Everything since then, that's gravy. 492 00:31:44,802 --> 00:31:46,599 That's more than I deserve. 493 00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:48,605 You owe her? Everything. 494 00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:50,732 Ah. So the attempted suicide, 495 00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:54,835 the scaring her to death-- what is that? That's gratitude? 496 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,778 Love? 497 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,873 Yeah, I get that. 498 00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:05,285 Well, take out what you did to yourself yesterday-- we're back to the kidneys and the bones. 499 00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:08,958 I'm scheduling the transplant. 500 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,193 Never visit a patient. 501 00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,860 I want that baby! 502 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,838 Even if I'm gone, that's a piece of me and Lola... 503 00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:24,704 breathing, walking around town, 504 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,767 goin' to baseball games. 505 00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:32,476 If there's any more transplant talk from you, Lola, or anybody else, 506 00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:35,975 I won't screw it up this time. 507 00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:38,045 I'll take myself out for good. 508 00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:46,620 I'll start treating the Addison's, which will most likely destroy what's left of your kidneys. 509 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,326 Fine. Start the treatment. 510 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,965 Hey. 511 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:02,646 What-- Hank Wiggen peed on me. 512 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:05,512 What do you think these pants are worth on eBay? 513 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:08,984 I've got some big boy diapers in my office. The rep hands 'em out like candy. 514 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:12,386 Is it that bad? No, not if you like the smell of urine. 515 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:16,450 Ofcourse, why should I trust someone who lies about what he's doing Friday night? 516 00:33:18,062 --> 00:33:20,997 Question is, what are you really doing Friday night? 517 00:33:21,065 --> 00:33:25,126 Or more to the point, what could possibly be better than monster trucks? 518 00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:27,194 Or are we breaking up? 519 00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:47,558 Stacy's coming into town this weekend. 520 00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,559 We're having dinner. 521 00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,618 Just catching up. 522 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,056 I definitely had pants here. 523 00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:57,931 Wait a second. Is that Stacy the stripper? 524 00:33:58,002 --> 00:33:59,936 I heard she's playing Atlantic City. 525 00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:04,304 No, Stacy the constitutional lawyer. 526 00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:07,436 You thought I couldn't handle this news. 527 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,373 You talk to her a lot? 528 00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:17,683 No, it's been a long time. 529 00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:24,753 - If you don't want me to see her-- - What is this, eighth grade? I'm fine. 530 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,763 It's fine if you're upset. 531 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:28,731 No, it's-- 532 00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:31,968 I have no right to be upset. 533 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,165 You two were friends. 534 00:34:37,975 --> 00:34:40,102 You should see her. 535 00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:42,169 Say hi for me. 536 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,339 So, you're okay? 537 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:48,408 I'm not the cancer doctor who's lying about the cancer dinner. 538 00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:53,982 I'm not the one betraying all those poor little bald-headed dying kids. 539 00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:00,457 I'm gonna go get some pants. I stink. 540 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:10,436 You're treating him for Addison's and you don't think it's gonna work? 541 00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:14,239 He tried to kill himself. I know. 542 00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:18,806 He's confused. We can have another baby. I can make him understand that. 543 00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:21,283 I'm having an abortion. We do the transplant-- No. 544 00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:23,377 I can make decisions about my body. 545 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:27,788 And he can make decisions about his. He doesn't want your kidney. 546 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:32,490 So he'll die? 547 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,223 Probably. 548 00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:57,877 If you keep that appointment, he'll also probably die. 549 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,856 Keep the baby. 550 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,833 Are you just being polite? 551 00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:24,681 My pants are-- 552 00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:27,684 Oh, they're all wet. 553 00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:33,986 You can't smell that? 554 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,357 You think she'll abort anyway, try to force his hand? 555 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:42,422 No, she's not gonna risk losing him. 556 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:45,469 That's funny? 557 00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:51,634 No, the monster trucks. House asking you, that's-- that's funny. 558 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:55,145 I was the first person he ran into. He just asked me. 559 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,942 Yeah, like a date. 560 00:36:57,014 --> 00:37:00,211 Exactly. Except for the date part. 561 00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:10,559 If the patient decides to go the dialysis route, we've got some product you should check out. 562 00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:13,791 Mmm. Hey, Dr. Foreman. 563 00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:17,561 Courtesy of the generous Sharon and the good folks at Castine Pharmaceuticals. 564 00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:19,762 I was just telling the guys about the Bermuda conference in April. 565 00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:22,965 Three days of sun and scuba, and one hour of lecture. 566 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,235 Oh, God, do we have to go to the lecture? 567 00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:28,278 So, you're the new Arnie. 568 00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:31,909 Dr. House. It's good to see you. 569 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:35,316 Would you get me a coffee? Black, no sugar. 570 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,355 Okay, so who is it? 571 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,454 Come on. She's sleeping with one of you. 572 00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:51,233 Oh, God, please tell me it's you. 573 00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:53,327 She buys lunches. She doesn't-- 574 00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:55,634 Don't worry. You're not gay. You're adventurous. 575 00:37:56,841 --> 00:38:00,368 You think she's gonna prostitute herself? The three of us are that important to her? 576 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,309 I'm afraid not, no. 577 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:05,543 The groupies sleep with the roadies in order to get to Mick. 578 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,813 And you're Mick? That was the metaphor I was making, yes. 579 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:11,787 Why are you here? 580 00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,882 Damn, it's you. 581 00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:21,163 It's not Addison's. New symptom. Inability to smell. 582 00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:23,462 I was just in Hank's room. 583 00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:26,970 He said it smelled like the men's room at Veteran's Stadium. He was right. 584 00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:29,336 We rejected environmental causes because the wife was healthy. 585 00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:32,399 Well, she's not. Last six months, she can't smell a thing. 586 00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:38,504 If you think of them as one single patient, you add her symptoms to his-- 587 00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:41,073 Cadmium poisoning. 588 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:44,485 It explains everything. Even why they had so much trouble getting pregnant. 589 00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:47,046 How could they have gotten exposed to that much cadmium? 590 00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:50,025 Unless they were eating steel and batteries for breakfast. 591 00:38:50,094 --> 00:38:53,427 So, where else is cadmium? Some foods, polluted groundwater. 592 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:56,489 We should check their home. I think I know how it happened. 593 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,500 I'm gonna need another urine sample. 594 00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:02,732 What for? Sure. 595 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:04,240 Whatever you want. 596 00:39:04,308 --> 00:39:07,004 Why wouldn't you give it to me before, but now it's no problem? 597 00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:10,912 - I'm dyin', right? - So you've got nothing to lose this time. 598 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:15,719 Begs the question, what were you worried about last time? 599 00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:20,755 The funny thing is, when we tested you before, we were just looking for steroids. 600 00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:23,851 What should we look for now, Hank? 601 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:27,864 Hank, what's the story? 602 00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:32,030 A little weed every now and then when no one was looking? 603 00:39:36,273 --> 00:39:38,503 I don't believe this. 604 00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:40,874 - We quit. - You did. 605 00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:43,675 If you'd kept going, you wouldn't have just lost your sense of smell. 606 00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:45,215 I quit the hard stuff. 607 00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:51,147 - I just needed to relax. - Based on the symptoms, you're a lot more than a social user. 608 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:55,056 So you've been lying to me all this time? I'm sorry. 609 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:58,584 There must have been cadmium in the soil where the marijuana was grown. 610 00:39:58,662 --> 00:40:03,929 Some people get bone loss, kidney failure, some people's testes shrink, 611 00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:07,459 and some people lose their sense of smell. 612 00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:09,335 We'll start treatment right away. 613 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,137 You should be fine by opening day. 614 00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:14,575 Baseball's in the summer, right? 615 00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:16,806 It didn't hurt the baby, did it? The cadmium? 616 00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:20,783 - If you've been clean, the baby should be fine. - Okay. 617 00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:27,820 Please. I'll stop everything. I'll-- I'll go to meetings every day. 618 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:33,328 Lola. 619 00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:37,190 Twice a day. 620 00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:40,399 How's the ballplayer doing? 621 00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:43,167 Much better. Too bad about his career. 622 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,571 What do you mean? 623 00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:46,667 Major League Baseball's collective bargaining agreement... 624 00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:49,235 requires medical reports on all treatment. 625 00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:51,907 Given Hank's history, he's not likely to get much leniency. 626 00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:54,917 Why should they care that he's being treated for Addison's? 627 00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:57,852 You're not treating him for Addison's. My report says I am. 628 00:40:57,922 --> 00:40:59,947 You're lying on the report? 629 00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:02,959 Well, everybody does stupid things. 630 00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:05,461 It shouldn't cost them everything they want in life. 631 00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:09,988 No, it shouldn't, but it usually does. 632 00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:14,299 On the other hand, if it means someone can actually beat the Yankees-- 633 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:20,800 So what about House? Is there any way we can get him down there? 634 00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:26,846 You really wanna talk about work? 635 00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:30,945 No. Not at all. 636 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:54,443 That was amazing! 637 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,811 I'm telling you. Grave Digger never disappoints. 638 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,545 You ever been married? 639 00:42:07,057 --> 00:42:10,549 Well, now, let's not ruin a lovely night out by getting personal. 640 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:15,054 I lived with someone for a while. 641 00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:18,958 You gonna finish that? 642 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,568 I'll race you to the car. 643 00:43:03,881 --> 00:43:05,143 Ripped by phaelox for divxstation.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net