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Attention all crew.

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Nutrition advice.

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Lager is not a meal in itself.

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Eat food with your lager.

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Approaching Queppu.
Vector 9 by 779.

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Commencify please.

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Ah, Henderson. Ah, Space Marshal.

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Can I just say, first contacts
really are my favourite part f the job.

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We're reaching out across the galaxy nd we're saying,
hello, we're our sky brothers. Yes, very good.

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See if you can get planning
permission for a Tesco orbital.

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OK, I mean, they'll learn from us,
but...

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And Barratt homes have been on the
phone, we're sending you the bumph.
Good.

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But in essence, what we're saying
is... we're from Britain, you know,

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and you've just made 180 million new
friends. You're right, Henderson.

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Thank you. And what do friends do or each other?
I think they process their friends' nuclear waste.

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Tell them it's very profitable
and entirely safe.

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Which it is. Yes.

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Hello, little lady.

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Die!

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What you doing?

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Whoa! Commander.

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TR 47. It has the range and accuracy
but it's so very poor on spread.

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Typical molecule rifle.

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Highly efficient, nevertheless.
Catch!

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Now...

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the SA 2400

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has quite a different story...

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Hardly precise but emits
a cone of short-range devastation.

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Most of the enemy are killed by the
flying limbs of their colleagues.

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Pow! We'll take both.

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York...they're a nascent
civilisation, you know.

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They're agricultural, pre-industrial.

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They might find all this
a little bit scary.

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It's not a good way to begin.

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Commander, commander, commander,
we won't begin like this.

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First, we'll nuclear destruct one
of their more picturesque villages.

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A small show of strength.

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Then we'll go down with these,
stand before them and say,
"We are death, destroyer of worlds.

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"Bury your husbands, then come enjoy
your new branch of Morrison's."

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Teal? How many arms do they have?

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Two. That's such a shame. Are we
never gonna get rid of these? I know.

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And they're good quality too.

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So, who is going to
this "Queppu" then?

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Well, I thought we would honour them with our
three highest ranking officers. You, me, and Teal.

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Wait a minute.

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You don't intend to leave
this vessel in the sole charge of...

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Jeffers!

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York, Teal and I are doing
the first contact.

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Yeah, and...?

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Well, I'd like you to look after
the ship while we're away.

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Certainly, Commander.

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Oh. See? Fine! It's a trap.

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I'm sowing the seeds of trust,
Mr York. We'll all reap the harvest.

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Don't think I've forgotten
the last time, Mr Jeffers.

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"Oh, no, Commander, I'm not having a party,
I'm just having a couple of friends over."

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I'm watching you.

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We all make mistakes, Mr York.

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And I write all yours down.

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Commander, We need to watch
the film. We've all seen the film.

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Regulations clearly state all crew members must watch the film
 before going to a new planet. I insist.

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Thank you. Follow me.
Come along.

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COMMENTARY: 'Let's learn about
another Alien Sex Disease...'

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Can we skip this? Ssh! Thank you.

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'This crew member had intercourse
with a Glygonthian octopoid.

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'Let's take a close look
at his genitals.

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'Pustules have developed.

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'And on the pustules, warts.'

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Sweet?
'Soon his entire groin explodes...'

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PHUD!

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'..revealing five baby octopoids,
each with his face.

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'Remember - alien sex
is danger sex.'

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Good. It was all right, in the end.

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And now it's probably more like four meters
to the airlock, two meters, Ooh, and we're stopping.

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On a personal note,
I'd like to thank the commander

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for allowing me to keep the official
record of the visit to Queppu.

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Oh, he's gesturing to me. Oh, he
wants me to stop talking for a bit.

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So I'll just stop talking for a bit.

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Mr Jeffers.

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You have command.
And I know you're up to it.

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She's in safe hands, sir.
He said sir. You see? ..Now listen.

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These are our emergency frequencies.

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This one's for everyday emergencies.
And that one's for more, you know,
emergency emergencies.

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Commander. I strongly advise you
not to leave him in charge.

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Leave Teal. She's a hopeless
plodder, but broadly obedient.

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First Officer York
being characteristically unfair.

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A bad start to a historic mission.
Thank you. Listen, one more thing.

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I don't want you to sit in my chair.
I 'm not being precious about it,

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I've just got it set up for my back
the way I like. Capish? Got it.

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Good.

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York? Come on.

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Today, we shall watch dawn
on a new world.

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Oh, that's lovely.
Did you get that on the thing?

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Sorry. Why do you put it on if...?

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Whoo-hoo!

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

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Oh, yes. Oh, yes!

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Vine? Call Joshua! And call Cthulos!

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We're on!

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According to files, their language
is amazingly similar to English,

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which is jolly helpful,
and the other, oh, good, the meals.

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As I walk this ancient path...

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I feel like I'm
treading in the footsteps
of the great explorers of the past.

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On the day he first discovered
France, did Charles Dickens
feel the way I do now?

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For pudding
we all had flapjacks, there was
no choice there but that's OK.

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Everybody loves a traditional based
flapjack.

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Why can't you just record
what I said? Sorry, yes, of course.

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There! Life forms. Four of them.
They haven't seen us.

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Over here! We're from Britain!

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We mean you no harm!

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Over here!

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Commander, he's got a gun!
Don't worry, just a couple of
warning shots to the knees.

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Oi! What did I say?

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I am very disappointed, Mr York.

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Very disappointed indeed.

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I'm going to give you
a verbal warning. Teal, make a note
of how much that hurts me.

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The Commander is very hurt.

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You don't know anything about these
beings. How dare you...? Commander.
What?

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To your right. Mmm?

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To your right.
To your right. Oh, sorry.

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Greetings. Don't be afraid,
I'm not a god or anything.

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We mean you no harm. I Henderson.

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They've shot the Commander
with a kind of dart!

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They have shot Mr York.
They are reloading their crossbows.

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I'm waiting to see
what they do next.

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Joshua, You fat prick!
It's race day, baby!

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Oh, not today! They gave me the ship.

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It's today or never. I want to,
but I must rescue some scientists.

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Cthulos! Tell Joshua to
stop being such a wuss.

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Ggha haghhagga hakka!!
My orders are most strict. Wgussgh!

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Wuss. Wuss, wuss,

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wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss.

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OK. OK. But I'm going to
whup your arse.

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Oh, Supreme Ruler.
Your warriors found these wretches
in the wilderlands.

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So they brought them
to your imperial palace,
oh, strongest of the mighty.

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I think he's the one in charge.

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Nice, peacefully. Keep smiling.

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No problem, no problem.

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REBELS! You are rebels
sent by my enemies!

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Chief! Can I just...?

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You have tried our patience
for too long.

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But no more. For I now have
a weapon of unimaginable power.

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The Doom Ray!

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Oh, God, no! And this is
one of your fellow rebels.

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Watch as my Doom Ray
disintegrates him...

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..in under three days.

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Keep still, will you?!

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Ha, ha, ha!

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Hmm, hmm.

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You marvel at my power.

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You marvelled. I saw you marvelling.

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He distinctly marvelled.

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I didn't marvel. You did.

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And when this ray has killed
that wretch...

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and it's had a week to recharge...

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it's your turn!

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Take them to the dungeons.

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Not the nice ones.

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Father. They look like
no rebels we have seen.

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Their eyes speak of gentleness.

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What does she think she's wearing?

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Shut up!

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Father, let them speak,

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that we may hear their story.

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Ah, my daughter.
You alone command me.

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All right, chaps. Here's the course.

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Ready. Here to Beta Cygnis.
Beta Cygnis to Talitha. Finish line
is the twin star of Gamma Arietis.

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I want a nice clean race.
No missiles, no laser cannons,
no ramming.

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Oooh! No ramming!

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You are a big baby!

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I'll take the countdown. 5...

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4-3-2-1!!

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Hey! You cannot do that.
Come back here! Come back here!

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You. Where are you from?
What do you want?

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We are from...

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We...we came from beyond the sky,

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in a spacecraft.

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On a mission of friendship.

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Spacecraft? Ooh, OK, it's
kind of like a silver bird.

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What is a bird?

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All right, um...

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a silver fish.

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Ah, I see. What is a fish?

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A silver ship? Oh, a ship.

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What is a ship?

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Also, what is silver?

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Look, let's just say
we got here, yeah.

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Now, there are many, many worlds
beyond the sky.

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Some are nice, sure.

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Some, some are a little bit shit.

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But the best of all...is Britain.

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And what does this Britain have
that we do not?

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Britain's a place where you can be
who you want to be.

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You hook the caravan up,
drive out to the countryside.

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Yeah, sure, it's taken you all day,

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but you got there.

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It's half past four
and the sun's shining.

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You've got the barbecue on,
and you've got a bottle in your hand

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and you got a feeling, if I may,
which comes from here.

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A feeling in your heart,

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a feeling that goes,

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"Aaaahh!"

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With a little bit of,

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"Mmmmmmm."

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"Aaaaaahhhhhmmmm."

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And that is Britain.

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Father.

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Let us honour them
as guests of Queppu.

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My daughter has wisdom
beyond her years.

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You will dine with us.

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A feast! Sir?

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Is that set feast number one
or set feast number two?

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Which one has the little claws
with the dippy sauce? Number two.

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Set feast number two then.

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Set feast number two.

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Oh! Oh, boy!

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That's it! That's the stuff.

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Speed 90V. Hurt me! 93V.
Now we're cooking with plasma!

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95V. Come on boy! Do it!

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Oh, now what?

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You can see her womb in that.

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Hello. Hi, I'm Teal.

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Hey...

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I never caught your name.

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I am called Lavya. Wow.

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My name is Michael. Call me...

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Call me Michael.

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Don't mind me.

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What was that gesture? Sickening.
A traditional greeting on my planet.

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Ah. Tell me more
of the customs of your world.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Teal, budge up a bit.
I'm on a mission, come on.

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Remember the film. Yeah.

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My world...

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Excuse me, miss.

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I'm sure you're keen to discuss
trade with the Supreme Leader.

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That is the purpose of
our mission after all.

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And apparently you're the leader
of it. Yeah, well...I'm busy.

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And I'm delegating. You do it.

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Sorry about York. He doesn't...
always get it quite right.

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He's, er...fairly junior really.

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I'm an animal.

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Speed...170V.

243
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Hull breach in mid section!
We're losing air! Air's for girls!

244
00:16:29,016 --> 00:16:31,056
Well, well, well...

245
00:16:37,084 --> 00:16:42,088
The local creatures have served
a large banquet.

246
00:16:43,008 --> 00:16:48,028
Commander Henderson is engaged in
close diplomatic relations
with a native.

247
00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:50,076
That is what he is doing.

248
00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:52,040
What is that necklace made from?

249
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,048
It is a spirit gem.

250
00:16:54,064 --> 00:16:59,076
The crystal harmonises
with the wearer's mind,
and changes colour with their mood.

251
00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:03,016
Wow. So, it's pink.

252
00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:04,084
What does pink mean?

253
00:17:04,096 --> 00:17:06,036
Mmm.

254
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:19,060
I see now how the loyalty card works.

255
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:23,040
And Barratt - do they build palaces?

256
00:17:23,056 --> 00:17:26,044
Well, I'm sure they will for you,
Supreme Ruler.

257
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:30,088
My subjects will marvel
at my Barratt palace.

258
00:17:31,004 --> 00:17:34,052
Oh, indeed,
and how they shall marvel.

259
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:38,036
But that is just the beginning.
You say you have rebels.

260
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:44,060
Well, with the British-made
weapons we supply,
you shall crush those rebels

261
00:17:44,076 --> 00:17:47,028
as I crush this fruit.

262
00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:54,028
Try this one.

263
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,036
They are very good for crushing.

264
00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:57,088
Oh, thanks.

265
00:18:07,036 --> 00:18:09,008
This night...

266
00:18:09,024 --> 00:18:15,088
marks the alliance of the two
greatest powers in the universe.

267
00:18:16,004 --> 00:18:18,032
Queppu and Great Britain!

268
00:18:21,076 --> 00:18:27,064
My beloved daughter will now
perform a dance of celebration!

269
00:18:44,064 --> 00:18:47,088
No, no, no.

270
00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:24,088
Stop it!

271
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,084
Just stop it!

272
00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:32,012
She is an alien tart!

273
00:19:32,028 --> 00:19:35,096
I know what she's got.
She's got warts

274
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,044
and pustules

275
00:19:38,056 --> 00:19:40,044
and worms!

276
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:42,048
Yes, she has. Go on, say it!

277
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:45,036
You are the planet bike!

278
00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:49,036
Oh, they're soft.

279
00:19:55,088 --> 00:20:02,092
Actually I think I might just stay
here and have a little lie down
if that's all right.

280
00:20:03,008 --> 00:20:04,096
Well, congratulations.

281
00:20:05,016 --> 00:20:09,016
Thanks to both of you,
we can look forward to a late
supper of fricassee of death.

282
00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:11,044
Chill with your bad vibes, man.

283
00:20:11,056 --> 00:20:13,028
Papa Bear is all over it.

284
00:20:13,048 --> 00:20:19,024
Jeffers. Commencify rescue.
This is not a drill.
Jeffers, emergency frequency.

285
00:20:22,052 --> 00:20:23,072
Jeffers.

286
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:28,024
He'll have it open at all times,
won't he?

287
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,064
He'll be up there,
in orbit right now,

288
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,052
well within range. He's listening.

289
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:37,072
He'll be down here
with 30 fully armed cadets.

290
00:20:37,092 --> 00:20:43,020
Before you know it, we'll be...
back at my cabin, having a laugh
about all this over...

291
00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:46,000
a glass of tea and a warm pork scone.

292
00:20:53,056 --> 00:20:54,096
Jeffers, Jeffers.

293
00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:56,080
Yeah.

294
00:20:56,096 --> 00:21:02,020
Yeah! That's what he's doing,
he's keeping radio silence, isn't he?

295
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:07,092
Which is actually very clever.
Probably taken the ship and hidden it
round the dark side of the planet

296
00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:10,056
so they can't see him
but he can still hear us!

297
00:21:10,072 --> 00:21:13,072
This is quite clever,
the signal bounces off a moon.

298
00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:15,084
I don't know if you know any...

299
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,072
stuff about that,
it's called line of sight.

300
00:21:19,084 --> 00:21:21,020
Jeffers.

301
00:21:22,044 --> 00:21:24,060
Jeffers, man.

302
00:21:24,072 --> 00:21:28,048
I trusted him and that was good.

303
00:21:28,064 --> 00:21:32,044
I put myself on the line for him,
you know.

304
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:34,084
I...
I think he'll still come through.

305
00:21:36,064 --> 00:21:39,008
Jeff... Jeffers.

306
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,032
Jeffers.

307
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:46,012
And I bet that any moment
he'll break down that door, yeah?

308
00:21:46,028 --> 00:21:49,028
We're out and we're free.

309
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,056
I trusted him.

310
00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:55,028
Jeffers!

311
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,036
Jeffers!!

312
00:21:57,048 --> 00:22:01,008
Ram him! Ram! Ram! Ram!

313
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,072
Go! Go! Go! Whoo-hoo!

314
00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:10,008
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

315
00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:20,036
You said no ramming!
In the dictionary is a picture
of your face under "cheat".

316
00:22:20,052 --> 00:22:22,048
Ggghaa hha gghhaagg!!
Cheat! Cheat!

317
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:24,052
Cheat. Status report.

318
00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:27,088
Reactors 2 to 6
damaged beyond repair.

319
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,088
I don't care cos I won!

320
00:22:30,004 --> 00:22:35,040
For the first time in my life
I am completely happy.

321
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:42,008
I've got this faint voice in my head
telling me I'm in a lot of trouble
now, but I can hardly hear it...

322
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:46,032
It's getting louder now cos I'm
thinking about it. It's quite loud.

323
00:22:46,048 --> 00:22:49,016
Oh, right.

324
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:57,088
It's stuck.
I don't want to hear "stuck" Vine.
I don't want to know about "stuck".

325
00:22:58,008 --> 00:23:02,008
God, Vine, why'd you let me do
all this? Me? You've let me down.

326
00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:07,008
So I've let you down?
Joshua, can you lend us
a particle flux modulator?

327
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:13,076
No. Or Cthulos, see your way
clear to... Ghhha ahhahghh!

328
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:17,028
Right. We've got to get to Queppu.

329
00:23:17,044 --> 00:23:20,032
Well, what have we got
with a working engine?

330
00:23:40,036 --> 00:23:44,028
The strangers have dishonoured
the house of Queppu.

331
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:50,056
They must be punished
according to the old ways of
the ancient times of yore.

332
00:23:50,072 --> 00:23:55,040
They shall perform the ritual
of Bloodknife!

333
00:23:55,056 --> 00:23:57,088
Bloodknife! Bloodknife! Bloodknife!

334
00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:01,072
Bloodknife! Bloodknife!
Father, show mercy.

335
00:24:01,088 --> 00:24:03,072
I know the Commander is a good man.

336
00:24:03,088 --> 00:24:08,008
The three of you
shall fight to the death.

337
00:24:08,024 --> 00:24:12,020
The winner, I shall allow to live,

338
00:24:12,032 --> 00:24:14,096
that he may return to "Britain"

339
00:24:15,012 --> 00:24:21,044
to tell them to marvel,
as you marvelled, at my power!

340
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:25,056
Because you did marvel
and everyone saw it.

341
00:24:26,056 --> 00:24:29,084
Let Bloodknife begin!

342
00:24:32,048 --> 00:24:36,056
I will not fight my friends
for your amusement, old man!

343
00:24:39,024 --> 00:24:41,060
I jolly well won't either!

344
00:24:41,072 --> 00:24:43,020
Come on, York.

345
00:24:44,072 --> 00:24:46,016
York.

346
00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:48,048
You know what?

347
00:24:48,064 --> 00:24:53,016
Just lately, the two of you
have been getting on my nerves.

348
00:24:53,036 --> 00:24:56,040
You're on a verbal warning. I don't
want to make it a written one.

349
00:24:56,060 --> 00:25:00,024
With only one survivor there will
be no-one to contradict his story.

350
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,076
York... Oh, don't worry,

351
00:25:01,092 --> 00:25:05,040
I'll concoct a heroic death
for both of you.

352
00:25:05,052 --> 00:25:07,064
Yeah, that's right,

353
00:25:07,076 --> 00:25:10,020
you died trying to save me.

354
00:25:10,032 --> 00:25:12,008
Don't, I beg of you!

355
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,036
You little fool!

356
00:25:14,048 --> 00:25:19,016
Let us go or the girl dies!

357
00:25:19,028 --> 00:25:21,012
A trick. I knew it, I did, I did.

358
00:25:21,028 --> 00:25:23,088
We'll be popping back
to our shuttle right now.

359
00:25:24,008 --> 00:25:28,056
Thanks for all the tasty claws. You
will be wise not to try to stop us.

360
00:25:28,072 --> 00:25:30,044
Fear not, brave Lavya!

361
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:34,084
I will pick them off one by one
with my Doom Ray!

362
00:25:40,048 --> 00:25:43,012
STAY STILL!

363
00:25:45,016 --> 00:25:49,064
We're just escaping now. Stay back
Queppuinian scum. At least 20 yards.

364
00:25:49,084 --> 00:25:52,092
I don't think they know what a yard
is. I am a Princess of Queppu.

365
00:25:53,012 --> 00:25:56,004
I should not be treated like this!
Command them to let me go!

366
00:25:56,024 --> 00:26:00,084
Yes, No. I mean definitely.
Just not quite yet, OK, yeah?

367
00:26:09,036 --> 00:26:12,044
Teal? Plot co-ordinates.
Launch in 20 seconds.

368
00:26:15,016 --> 00:26:18,088
We're going to tip off
back to our own ship now.

369
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,060
So...bye.

370
00:26:23,056 --> 00:26:26,032
Oh...your pendant's gone all blue.

371
00:26:26,048 --> 00:26:28,080
It is the colour of hatred
on my world.

372
00:26:28,096 --> 00:26:30,056
Hey, don't say that, you know.

373
00:26:30,068 --> 00:26:33,084
We had a nice time yesterday.

374
00:26:33,096 --> 00:26:35,040
We can pick up again.

375
00:26:35,056 --> 00:26:39,084
You have betrayed me, Michael
Henderson. I despise you!

376
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,084
The mask's beginning to slip now.

377
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,032
Ow. Look, why don't we see
how it goes, yeah, keep in touch?

378
00:26:48,004 --> 00:26:50,076
I will build a silver bird
of my own.

379
00:26:50,096 --> 00:26:57,044
I will search the sky,
and I will find you, and I will
kill you, Michael Henderson.

380
00:26:57,064 --> 00:27:00,028
That's enough chit-chat.
Thanks for seeing us off.

381
00:27:00,044 --> 00:27:02,056
Text me! I love you!

382
00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:18,068
Welcome back. Where's my present?
Present! Where were you? I called.

383
00:27:18,088 --> 00:27:24,008
You called? Oh, right, yeah.
Cos the ship got trapped
in a bubble of time, didn't we?

384
00:27:24,024 --> 00:27:26,056
Couldn't get a signal. Right. Yeah.

385
00:27:26,072 --> 00:27:30,076
What happened? He had a race.
A race! You idiot! Commander!

386
00:27:30,092 --> 00:27:33,004
Commander! That's not the way.

387
00:27:34,064 --> 00:27:36,012
This is the way.

388
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:52,008
Well, maybe Queppu's not ready
to join the great galactic family
quite yet.

389
00:27:52,024 --> 00:27:54,032
But they will be.

390
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:57,048
Sure,
there'll be mistakes along the way.

391
00:27:57,068 --> 00:28:03,048
But I know there's one person
down there who's got what it takes
to lead them into the future.

392
00:28:05,004 --> 00:28:07,072
One very special person.

393
00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:13,088
I've got a feeling
we haven't seen the last of her.

394
00:28:18,068 --> 00:28:20,072
Good work today, guys.

395
00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,044
Mr York, you have the helm.

396
00:28:59,084 --> 00:28:59,092
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