1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162
WWW.MY-SUBS.CO

1
00:00:29,076 --> 00:00:32,028
How long have you been travelling?

2
00:00:32,044 --> 00:00:37,044
A year or so, yeah. I had a job
torturing rebels then laying my eggs

3
00:00:37,064 --> 00:00:40,052
in their faces so my young would
burst from their eye sockets.

4
00:00:40,072 --> 00:00:44,004
And you know, it was
secure and it was money,

5
00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:47,040
but, um, in the end it wasn't me.

6
00:00:47,052 --> 00:00:49,080
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah.

7
00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:52,012
I love this planet.

8
00:00:52,028 --> 00:00:56,008
Hmm. Poverty makes people
so much nicer, don't you think?

9
00:00:56,028 --> 00:01:02,084
They don't have all the things
that weigh us down, like fancy
music systems and careers

10
00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,012
and hope.

11
00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:08,056
Hello. Can I... can I sit here?

12
00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,072
That'll be lovely. Budge up!

13
00:01:11,084 --> 00:01:14,012
Ha-ha! Ooh. Slimy!

14
00:01:14,028 --> 00:01:18,096
Hi. Sorry.
Just got off the old Sky Bus so...

15
00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,084
my neck is so stiff. Argh.

16
00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000
Just going to do
a little stretchette.

17
00:01:24,012 --> 00:01:25,056
That one.

18
00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:31,096
So, who's who, then? I'm Vortigern.

19
00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,012
Shh. It's her I'm interested in.

20
00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:37,020
I'm Arabella. Right, that's a match.

21
00:01:37,032 --> 00:01:40,036
That's a nice name.

22
00:01:40,048 --> 00:01:43,020
They're Space Force boots.

23
00:01:44,044 --> 00:01:48,028
Are they?
Say you got them in a market.

24
00:01:48,044 --> 00:01:51,008
(I really don't think
my character would say that.)

25
00:01:51,024 --> 00:01:56,064
I won these in a card game
because I am a card sharp.

26
00:01:58,048 --> 00:02:01,044
You know a lot
about Space Force, then?

27
00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:03,048
Well, you could say that, yeah.

28
00:02:03,064 --> 00:02:06,088
Is that because your father's a very
high-ranking member of it, possibly?

29
00:02:07,004 --> 00:02:08,072
He's an Admiral. Mm.

30
00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:11,012
And yahtzee!

31
00:02:11,024 --> 00:02:12,084
Admiral whom?

32
00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,076
Teal, just get on with it! (There's
nothing wrong with being thorough.)

33
00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:19,068
What's this? What? What's that?

34
00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,052
An earring.

35
00:02:21,068 --> 00:02:24,080
Identity confirmed,
Operation Kestrel is green!

36
00:02:29,064 --> 00:02:34,084
Arabella Spicer, daughter of Admiral
Spicer, you are two days late for
university. We are here to escort you

37
00:02:35,004 --> 00:02:40,032
to your place of study, where you
will commencify a course in land
management and social history.

38
00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:44,024
No!
Wrong. Not no, yes. Take her.

39
00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:51,048
Well done, Henderson.

40
00:02:51,064 --> 00:02:56,068
Now, I know this mission is a little
irregular but it's a one-off.

41
00:02:56,088 --> 00:03:00,060
It's imperative you get Arabella to
college by the end of Freshers Week.

42
00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,064
The Admiral feels
that if you don't make friends early,
it's a lingering social death.

43
00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:09,012
But that would mean a direct route.
That'll take us straight
through the middle of...

44
00:03:09,028 --> 00:03:10,092
Hey.

45
00:03:17,092 --> 00:03:23,056
Good operation name, by the way,
Dave. "Kestrel." Incisive, swift.

46
00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:26,000
I named it after the lager.

47
00:03:26,016 --> 00:03:28,096
She won't come out of the shuttle.
She's not a happy bunny.

48
00:03:29,012 --> 00:03:30,056
Give her a minute,
give her a minute.

49
00:03:32,032 --> 00:03:34,036
Nice planet?

50
00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:37,064
Nice? No, it's a festering Gomorrah.

51
00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:41,060
Anarchy and sloth have coupled and
that world is their basest progeny.

52
00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:45,052
Oh, for an exterminating angel
of fire spewing doom!

53
00:03:45,072 --> 00:03:49,004
But there was a lovely bazaar.
I got you this, Commander.

54
00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,056
Oh, what's that?

55
00:03:51,068 --> 00:03:55,024
Ah, it's my name on a grain of rice!

56
00:03:55,036 --> 00:03:57,008
What an amazing time we live in.

57
00:03:57,020 --> 00:04:01,000
Thank you very much. Thank you.

58
00:04:01,012 --> 00:04:03,036
Hey? You get me anything?

59
00:04:03,048 --> 00:04:07,040
Um...yes, I did actually.

60
00:04:07,056 --> 00:04:10,092
The galaxy's smallest kite.
It's what?

61
00:04:11,008 --> 00:04:14,036
The galaxy's smallest kite.
Oh, it's so small.

62
00:04:14,056 --> 00:04:18,088
Look at that. You'd need hardly
any wind for that, would you?

63
00:04:19,004 --> 00:04:20,056
Hello?

64
00:04:20,068 --> 00:04:22,048
Commander Michael Henderson.

65
00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:24,060
Did my Dad send you? ..God!

66
00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:29,000
It's like when he wouldn't
let me go to that jazz rave or
when he had my boyfriend killed.

67
00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:33,020
We hope you enjoy your stay
with us here on the Camden Lock.
I hate Space Force.

68
00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,072
Should get rid of it, spend
the money on something useful.

69
00:04:35,088 --> 00:04:38,048
- Such as?
- Baby pilates.

70
00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,004
And that's just a start.

71
00:04:40,016 --> 00:04:41,084
Ah, I see.

72
00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,020
You're a little bit left-wing,
aren't you?

73
00:04:44,036 --> 00:04:47,036
Which is fine. Mr York used to be
a bit left-wing, didn't you?

74
00:04:47,052 --> 00:04:51,000
What was that thing you used to say?

75
00:04:51,016 --> 00:04:54,076
Poor people should get...
Health care. A youthful madness.

76
00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:58,088
Look, you'll be at uni
in four days.

77
00:04:59,012 --> 00:05:04,000
Till then, make yourself at home.
Anything you need, anything at all,
just let us know, yeah?

78
00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:08,072
Yeah. OK. Um...I'd like
a 20 mile-wide ball of mayonnaise.

79
00:05:08,088 --> 00:05:10,060
Anything within reason.

80
00:05:10,072 --> 00:05:13,020
I'm allergic to feathers.

81
00:05:13,032 --> 00:05:15,016
I'd like a synthetic pillow.

82
00:05:15,028 --> 00:05:17,072
Done. Full of singing mice.

83
00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,036
Teal, show her to her quarters.

84
00:05:19,048 --> 00:05:20,088
Mr York, with me, please.

85
00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,088
Take this. Follow me, please.

86
00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,072
That's it.

87
00:05:30,084 --> 00:05:32,040
And here we are.

88
00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:40,096
So...now, I actually had a hand
in designing the guest bedroom.

89
00:05:41,016 --> 00:05:46,096
I wanted to combine
22nd-century chic with hues of
Country Diary Of An Edwardian Lady.

90
00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:49,096
I must say, I think I pulled it off.

91
00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,076
Yeah, one of those ironic,
"let's see how horrible
we can do it" things,

92
00:05:53,092 --> 00:05:56,032
make it so disgusting,
it's sort of almost cool?

93
00:05:56,048 --> 00:05:59,024
Exactly.

94
00:05:59,044 --> 00:06:04,000
Right, now, I've laid out
everything you need here
for your first-week essay.

95
00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:10,004
"The destruction of Leeds by a comet
in 2029 turned out to be beneficial
for the region. Discuss."

96
00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:12,008
So that's all there, OK?

97
00:06:12,024 --> 00:06:15,048
You're nervous about uni,
aren't you?

98
00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:18,032
Don't. Trust me,
you'll have an amazing time.

99
00:06:18,052 --> 00:06:23,032
You'll make lots of new friends,
and you'll stay up till two
drinking coffee and chatting.

100
00:06:23,052 --> 00:06:26,056
And then suddenly
everybody's made new friends,

101
00:06:26,076 --> 00:06:31,012
and you're drinking coffee
on your own, and just because you go
to lectures doesn't make you boring.

102
00:06:31,032 --> 00:06:35,024
Why do I always have to buy the
washing-up liquid. It's not
the expense, it's the admin.

103
00:06:35,044 --> 00:06:38,068
Saturday nights are the worst,
that's when the tears come...

104
00:06:38,084 --> 00:06:40,076
You'll have the time of your life!

105
00:06:40,092 --> 00:06:43,060
OK, so there's extra counterpanes
if you need them.

106
00:06:47,088 --> 00:06:51,060
She's nice, isn't she? I think
we had a moment there, me and her.

107
00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:55,084
Oh, right. Well, girl like that,
you got to move in rather carefully.

108
00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,048
Yeah, like you'd know(!)

109
00:06:59,028 --> 00:07:01,032
How?

110
00:07:01,048 --> 00:07:04,036
Well, women are attracted
to strength, Vine.

111
00:07:04,052 --> 00:07:07,004
You'll have to show her
you're strong. Play it cool.

112
00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,060
Just hang back. Let her come to you.

113
00:07:09,076 --> 00:07:12,092
Better still, don't even let her
see you, stay out of sight.

114
00:07:13,012 --> 00:07:16,036
Don't ever talk to her
and transfer to a different ship.

115
00:07:16,052 --> 00:07:18,020
You fancy her too, don't you?

116
00:07:18,032 --> 00:07:20,016
I'm chubby.

117
00:07:28,084 --> 00:07:30,048
The MacFarlane opening.

118
00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:32,052
Very clever, Mr York.

119
00:07:32,064 --> 00:07:34,040
I've got your number.

120
00:07:35,096 --> 00:07:37,048
I know her kind.

121
00:07:37,064 --> 00:07:41,028
They despise us and
everything we stand for.

122
00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:44,008
Until the day the bubsy wasps
of Che Che Che

123
00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:47,032
come scrabbling at their front doors
with their two metre sting claws.

124
00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:52,056
Then they will shout, "Save us,
Mr York! Save us from the bubsy
wasps of the Che Che Che!"

125
00:07:52,076 --> 00:07:57,004
And I will look down
at them and I will whisper, "No.

126
00:07:57,020 --> 00:08:00,020
"Let them feast upon your
flaccid innards."

127
00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,088
The Yakamoto defence.

128
00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,016
How unpredictable.

129
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,080
She's a good kid, York.

130
00:08:08,092 --> 00:08:10,080
She's just young.

131
00:08:10,096 --> 00:08:14,016
Maybe she needs someone
to take her under his wing.

132
00:08:14,032 --> 00:08:16,020
It is our mission
to get her from A to B.

133
00:08:16,036 --> 00:08:19,008
She can learn at university.

134
00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,088
Maybe we were chosen for a reason?

135
00:08:23,072 --> 00:08:26,080
And see them tumble!

136
00:08:26,092 --> 00:08:28,064
Check-plunk.

137
00:08:28,076 --> 00:08:30,080
SHE GASPS

138
00:08:30,096 --> 00:08:33,048
Why didn't you bring your inhaler?
What is it?

139
00:08:36,032 --> 00:08:38,016
Oi.

140
00:08:38,036 --> 00:08:43,056
Drop her! I'm setting her free.
You've taken an innocent woman and
turned her into your techno slave!

141
00:08:43,072 --> 00:08:46,016
Sandstrom is an enhanced human.

142
00:08:46,032 --> 00:08:49,080
Yeah, she obeys everything I say
but it's nothing like being a slave.

143
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,084
She loves it! You should see her
face light up when I give her
an order. Right, Sandstrom?

144
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,096
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

145
00:08:56,012 --> 00:09:00,036
Look, if you don't stop that,
you will pull her brain out.

146
00:09:00,052 --> 00:09:02,088
You're not too big to go
over my knee, young lady.

147
00:09:03,004 --> 00:09:06,060
That would be crossing a line. Yes.
SQUELCH!

148
00:09:06,072 --> 00:09:07,084
No!

149
00:09:14,052 --> 00:09:18,016
I thought it was just a little hat.

150
00:09:18,028 --> 00:09:20,040
Oh, my poor loyal digi serf!

151
00:09:20,056 --> 00:09:24,012
Watch where you step. If it's grey
and slimy, it could be Sandstrom.

152
00:09:24,024 --> 00:09:25,084
Look...

153
00:09:25,096 --> 00:09:28,048
OK?

154
00:09:28,064 --> 00:09:33,060
..Arabella, it's very important
to me now that you don't look down.

155
00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:37,004
Fear not I shall
make you whole once more.

156
00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:42,016
OK, look, very gently
lay the mechaskull on the console.

157
00:09:42,032 --> 00:09:44,060
Don't look down, yeah?

158
00:09:44,072 --> 00:09:48,020
OK, now come with me and just...

159
00:09:48,032 --> 00:09:52,040
No. No... Don't look down.

160
00:09:52,052 --> 00:09:54,004
SHE THROWS UP

161
00:09:54,016 --> 00:09:56,004
Ah, she's honked in Spinning Jenny!

162
00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:02,016
Sit.

163
00:10:02,028 --> 00:10:04,016
Two ways we can do this.

164
00:10:04,032 --> 00:10:08,044
I can fling you in solitary
for assaulting an officer.

165
00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:10,060
You're there
for the rest of the trip.

166
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:13,020
It isn't very nice,
let me tell you that.

167
00:10:13,036 --> 00:10:16,056
That's not my way. That's the
way the squares would do it.

168
00:10:16,072 --> 00:10:18,080
Right. What would you do?

169
00:10:18,096 --> 00:10:21,020
What I'm going to do is this,
all right?

170
00:10:21,036 --> 00:10:24,056
You're going to come to my cabin
every day. And we're going to talk.

171
00:10:24,076 --> 00:10:27,056
We're going to chat.
We're going to jibber-jabber.

172
00:10:27,072 --> 00:10:31,020
We're going to put names
to those demons inside of you.

173
00:10:31,036 --> 00:10:33,048
You're not a therapist. Oh, really?

174
00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:35,020
I'll have solitary.

175
00:10:35,032 --> 00:10:37,056
Thought you might say that.

176
00:10:37,072 --> 00:10:42,000
You'll fight it at first.
"I don't want to talk! I hate you!"

177
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:45,044
But I'll keep going
cos I've got faith...

178
00:10:45,056 --> 00:10:47,020
in you.

179
00:10:47,036 --> 00:10:51,052
You'll come in and then you'll be
like, "Ooh, my dad never loved me.

180
00:10:51,072 --> 00:10:56,092
"How can I be a better person
who isn't really annoying?"

181
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,004
And after that,

182
00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:03,068
everything will be all right,
forever.

183
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:07,044
Today, my cabin,

184
00:11:07,056 --> 00:11:10,048
three o'clock. I'm not coming.

185
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,056
You'll be there. I'm not coming.

186
00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:14,032
Yeah, you will. I'm not coming.

187
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,096
Hey, hey, hey,
see you at three. Three.

188
00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:18,060
I'm not coming.

189
00:11:20,072 --> 00:11:22,072
TAPPING ON DOOR

190
00:11:22,088 --> 00:11:25,048
I'll see you at three.
I'm not coming.

191
00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:42,036
"Care for a...?"
"Oh, I'd love a tissue."

192
00:11:42,052 --> 00:11:44,024
"Tears mean healing."

193
00:12:13,092 --> 00:12:17,048
I like your top.
I hate it. I hate all my clothes.

194
00:12:20,052 --> 00:12:22,020
I like your haircut.

195
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,052
I don't. I'm going to shave it.

196
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:29,052
Can you leave me? I think I'm
just going to stay here and die.

197
00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:31,036
Is this woman bothering you?

198
00:12:32,056 --> 00:12:36,052
I don't think you should die
until you've seen the
Level Seven service corridor.

199
00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:39,000
What's in it?

200
00:12:39,012 --> 00:12:40,052
Pipes.

201
00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:42,052
Oh. What's your name?

202
00:12:42,064 --> 00:12:45,008
Karl. Karl Jeffers.

203
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,064
I'm going that way if you...

204
00:12:49,076 --> 00:12:51,028
I like your top.

205
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,000
Do you?

206
00:12:53,012 --> 00:12:54,056
Thanks.

207
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:58,004
Oi! Oi, Jeffers, we're under attack.

208
00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:01,008
Come on. Come on!
Leave her. Come on.

209
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,048
Incoming engulfers.

210
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:13,008
A whole brood of them.

211
00:13:13,024 --> 00:13:16,072
I knew it was a bad short-cut!
Mr York, fire tubes one and three.

212
00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,088
Priming and firing!

213
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:27,056
Oh, you found the bridge all right?
Why are you shooting at them?

214
00:13:27,076 --> 00:13:32,004
They're engulfers. They devour atoms
and turn them into dark matter. Uh?

215
00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:36,068
They eat little girls like you
and poo black holes. Well,
they still have a right to live!

216
00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:40,020
Look, this is the toughest part of
the job for me. It's the bit I hate.

217
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:45,020
Ooh! That one went in through the
mummy and got baby on the way out!

218
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,000
It's completely one-sided.
It's a massacre.

219
00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:49,044
Thank you very much.

220
00:13:49,064 --> 00:13:54,004
I love peace. Teal,
tell her what I think of peace.
Oh, he absolutely loves peace.

221
00:13:54,024 --> 00:13:59,040
It's one of my favourite states of
being, up there with asleep and..
Drunk. And drunk. Thank you, Teal.

222
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:02,004
But sometimes,
with a heavy heart one must...

223
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,048
Wooah! Right up its mouth-arse!

224
00:14:04,064 --> 00:14:06,096
Who was that?
Was that you? Could have been.

225
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:10,016
Jeffers! Oh, yeah, you're just
like all the rest, are you?

226
00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:12,020
Oh, no, that wasn't...

227
00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,092
Hey, come on, everyone,
this is crazy.

228
00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:17,064
They mean us no harm. It's murder.

229
00:14:17,076 --> 00:14:19,020
Oh, Karl...!

230
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,016
You've seen enough, kid.

231
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,076
Maybe I have too.

232
00:14:24,056 --> 00:14:26,036
Mr Jeffers...

233
00:14:26,048 --> 00:14:29,076
You'd better go.

234
00:14:29,088 --> 00:14:31,060
Murderer!

235
00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:35,092
The rest are fleeing, Commander.
Let us give chase,

236
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,048
hunt them down, one by one!

237
00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:41,064
No, I don't want to.
It's no fun any more.

238
00:14:41,084 --> 00:14:46,016
I think her generation
might be the very first that
doesn't respect its elders.

239
00:14:46,032 --> 00:14:48,088
That is so true. Isn't it?

240
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:07,072
This is where you do the
paperwork for a bit longer
just to show who's in charge.

241
00:15:09,032 --> 00:15:12,056
And he's peering
over the half-moons.

242
00:15:13,044 --> 00:15:17,020
You know why I've asked you in? No.
OK.

243
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:24,052
We're officers, all right,
and as such, there are
certain rivers we don't fish.

244
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:28,084
Certain sub-stations
we don't climb into.

245
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,036
Do you know what I'm saying? No.

246
00:15:31,048 --> 00:15:33,020
It's the same for me.

247
00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:35,084
What if I started
sleeping with the cadets?

248
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,052
That's academic cos none of
them want to sleep with you.

249
00:15:38,072 --> 00:15:43,084
That's hardly the point... When we
played Shag or Die the other day,
they all chose sweet oblivion...

250
00:15:44,004 --> 00:15:48,000
Jeffers... ..in preference to that.
Just leave her alone, all right?

251
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:51,084
End of meeting.
You can't just leave me.

252
00:15:52,004 --> 00:15:56,072
Listen, for your information,
there are plenty of the crew who
would love a piece of the H.

253
00:15:59,012 --> 00:16:01,012
GIGGLING

254
00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:12,020
Not you as well.
Arabella's meant to be with me.

255
00:16:12,036 --> 00:16:14,008
So you and I must settle things.

256
00:16:16,048 --> 00:16:17,060
Come on then.

257
00:16:21,016 --> 00:16:22,076
You sure you want to do this?

258
00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:23,096
Mmm-hmm.

259
00:16:24,012 --> 00:16:27,088
Tyrannosaur v Triceratops
or Regency Dandies?

260
00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:29,080
Dandies, please.

261
00:16:36,092 --> 00:16:38,016
HUMMING

262
00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:40,088
I must have satisfaction.

263
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,008
Do we have to do the stupid voices?

264
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:48,024
I insist, sir.
Well, if we must, we must.

265
00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:59,044
En garde.

266
00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:31,000
BOTH: Hrrrrrrrngh!

267
00:17:33,072 --> 00:17:36,080
He's good. He's very, very good.
Do you submit, sir? Do you?

268
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:39,096
I would, my dear fellow.
Only I've written a patch.

269
00:17:40,008 --> 00:17:41,052
Gun!

270
00:17:45,028 --> 00:17:49,084
And I've missed. And it's a period
flintlock with just the one bullet.

271
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,076
Yahhhh!

272
00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:55,012
Sword. Just a sword. Sword.

273
00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:56,096
Rocket launcher.

274
00:17:57,008 --> 00:18:00,064
Particle cannon. Proton canon.

275
00:18:00,076 --> 00:18:02,024
Aaaaaah! Aaaaah!

276
00:18:12,016 --> 00:18:14,012
I am undone.

277
00:18:14,024 --> 00:18:17,048
You've won. She's all yours.

278
00:18:19,036 --> 00:18:21,036
Just take care of her, OK?

279
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:36,072
For the help you gave me defeating
the evil wizards of Bagvik,

280
00:18:36,092 --> 00:18:44,044
I, Captain Helix, hereby name you
the Teen Time Mystery Solvers.

281
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,096
Now get off with you!

282
00:18:46,012 --> 00:18:49,096
Go and have your own
intergalactic space adventures.

283
00:18:50,008 --> 00:18:52,012
HE LAUGHS

284
00:18:52,024 --> 00:18:55,068
It's a spin-off too far.

285
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,020
Father always wanted a boy.

286
00:18:58,092 --> 00:19:03,064
What? Father always wanted a boy.

287
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:06,036
Please...continue.

288
00:19:06,056 --> 00:19:13,068
Once, I laid out a tea party for
my dollies and he promised
he'd come but he never came.

289
00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:17,092
Pig. Just cos a war broke out.

290
00:19:18,008 --> 00:19:21,084
You let it all out.
He never thought I was good enough.

291
00:19:25,012 --> 00:19:28,072
Before I go to uni,

292
00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:32,028
could you teach me what
it's like to be in Space Force?

293
00:19:32,044 --> 00:19:35,068
Yes, I can.
Teach me from the very beginning.

294
00:19:35,084 --> 00:19:37,040
The very beginning.

295
00:19:37,056 --> 00:19:41,040
Lord, it was a long time ago.
Let me think.

296
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:47,036
Day one's about wearing name badges
and finding out where the bogs are.

297
00:19:47,056 --> 00:19:49,076
Then there's a
seminar about pensions.

298
00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:52,048
Day two is trust exercises
and then coffee...

299
00:19:52,064 --> 00:19:55,096
When do you learn how
to fly a little ship?

300
00:19:57,024 --> 00:20:01,008
What a hungry young mind.

301
00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:03,020
Week five. We'll do that.

302
00:20:05,068 --> 00:20:08,000
OK. Down into second.

303
00:20:08,012 --> 00:20:10,080
Remember your auxiliaries. Good.

304
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:17,080
Attitude thrusters,
thrusters, that's fine.

305
00:20:17,096 --> 00:20:19,080
Good! And pull over on the left.

306
00:20:21,048 --> 00:20:24,068
And power down.

307
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,028
Smashing. How do you think you did?

308
00:20:27,044 --> 00:20:30,076
I dunno. Well, I think you can give
yourself a little pat on the back.

309
00:20:30,092 --> 00:20:32,084
Jolly well done!

310
00:20:32,096 --> 00:20:34,072
You ready for the next level?

311
00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:37,020
OK. OK, good.
Grasp the control ball.

312
00:20:37,032 --> 00:20:39,084
OK.

313
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,020
All right, now I want you to
edge out very gently, all right?

314
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:48,000
Oh, and just remember
it's a simulation, so
there's no need to panic.

315
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:52,008
Now claim the lane when there's a
gap, claim the lane, claim the lane.

316
00:20:52,024 --> 00:20:54,024
That's nice. All right.

317
00:20:54,036 --> 00:20:57,028
He cut you up! Move, give me that!

318
00:20:57,044 --> 00:21:00,072
I'll show you! Picking on a little
girl in her driving lesson?

319
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,072
You like that? How do you like this?
How do you like that?

320
00:21:04,072 --> 00:21:06,016
Aaaaw!

321
00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:07,040
'Vessel destroyed.

322
00:21:07,052 --> 00:21:09,028
'Odds of survival: 2%.'

323
00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:13,044
That's enough for today innit?
You're tired, you're tired.

324
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:26,068
Emergency! Emergency! Everybody up!
Emergency, emergency!

325
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,012
Whoa, whoa! It's Arabella.

326
00:21:28,028 --> 00:21:31,040
I was going to tell her I'd won her
in a fight, but now she's gone!

327
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:34,024
She can't just go.
She'd need a shuttle.

328
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:38,000
And only officers have...the
codes to the shuttles. Jeffers.

329
00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:40,052
I beat him! I beat him!
I stabbed him!

330
00:21:40,072 --> 00:21:43,096
We need to find her quick or we're
all in a lot of trouble, all right?

331
00:21:44,016 --> 00:21:47,072
Vine, I want you to
hold it together, yeah? Relax!

332
00:21:47,092 --> 00:21:51,056
And for goodness sake,
don't think about the two
of them "having it off".

333
00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:57,044
No! NO!

334
00:21:57,060 --> 00:22:00,032
Sandstrom?
Power up engines one to eight.

335
00:22:00,048 --> 00:22:03,020
We've got a lot of space to
search and very little time.

336
00:22:04,044 --> 00:22:08,076
Jeffers. What to do about
Jeffers, eh, Sandstrom?

337
00:22:08,092 --> 00:22:10,092
A wilful anarchist

338
00:22:11,008 --> 00:22:14,048
and yet he did
something I could never do

339
00:22:14,064 --> 00:22:18,096
- abandoned his duty for...feelings.

340
00:22:20,028 --> 00:22:23,016
Oh, Sandstrom...

341
00:22:23,028 --> 00:22:24,060
Sandy...

342
00:22:26,024 --> 00:22:31,076
..I can't tell you how many times
I've studied your manual.

343
00:22:33,036 --> 00:22:36,052
You're so...efficient.

344
00:22:38,068 --> 00:22:40,032
Do you think you and I..?

345
00:22:43,032 --> 00:22:46,052
No, of course not.

346
00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:00,088
There!
That's fixed your digi plasma thing!

347
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,020
Ah! What news?

348
00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:04,004
We just searched Jeffers' room.

349
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:06,080
It was like a bomb hit a landfill
and then a pig lived there.

350
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,028
Found this. Directions to
the Pleasureworld of Sifferbo.

351
00:23:11,048 --> 00:23:16,048
With your permission, commander...
Yeah. Mr Vine, set course for
Sifferbo. Sandstrom, full power.

352
00:23:16,064 --> 00:23:18,032
I love you.
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

353
00:23:18,044 --> 00:23:19,092
She didn't say that!

354
00:23:24,032 --> 00:23:28,068
Yeah, and they've got these
surgery bars. You can change
your gender for the evening.

355
00:23:28,088 --> 00:23:32,016
Want to try it the other way round?
We're not going to Sifferbo.

356
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,092
I changed course.
We're going to find the engulfers.

357
00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:39,084
Yeah, nice one. You're going to
love Sifferbo. Absolutely love it.

358
00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:43,072
It's like a seven deadly sins
pick 'n' mix, but mainly lust.

359
00:23:46,096 --> 00:23:48,088
You...you don't mean that, do you?

360
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,084
They mean us no harm.

361
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,028
That's what you said.

362
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:57,020
Yeah, but that was yesterday
before I slept with you.
That was yester-me.

363
00:23:58,028 --> 00:24:02,080
Not all humans are murderers.
We'll show them that.

364
00:24:02,096 --> 00:24:04,000
OK, it's not a good...

365
00:24:04,016 --> 00:24:07,016
Daddy will enjoy having you killed.
He may even do it himself.

366
00:24:07,032 --> 00:24:08,068
You little...

367
00:24:11,072 --> 00:24:13,072
HE COUGHS LOUDLY

368
00:24:13,088 --> 00:24:17,068
WHISPERS:
Camden Lock, Camden Lock.
Help, SOS, all of that.

369
00:24:17,084 --> 00:24:19,072
We're going towards the Engulfers.

370
00:24:19,088 --> 00:24:24,020
She's taking advantage of me.
I'm quite hurt. I feel used.

371
00:24:24,036 --> 00:24:25,072
Can you pick me up, please?

372
00:24:25,084 --> 00:24:28,000
Come and rescue me.

373
00:24:28,016 --> 00:24:31,080
York. Locate the source of that...
I have it, Commander. ..signal.

374
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,008
Vine, plot a course.
Don't know if I want to. Eh?

375
00:24:34,024 --> 00:24:36,028
I said I don't know if I want to.

376
00:24:36,044 --> 00:24:39,040
We won't bother then.
It doesn't really matter, does it?

377
00:24:39,056 --> 00:24:42,032
It'll probably only be
a little firing squad.

378
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:45,020
Eh? Count the lines!

379
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,040
This is going to be beautiful, Karl.

380
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:12,072
Hello? Hello?

381
00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:17,032
We don't want to hurt you.
We just want to talk.

382
00:25:23,028 --> 00:25:25,016
What do Engulfers like to talk about?

383
00:25:25,028 --> 00:25:27,072
Well, I'm sure I don't know.

384
00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:32,072
What A-levels did you do?

385
00:25:32,084 --> 00:25:34,052
I did Maths and Further Maths.

386
00:25:34,064 --> 00:25:36,028
It was such a 'mare!

387
00:25:36,048 --> 00:25:40,020
I can't believe I said that.
You don't do A-levels,
you're a tube of energy.

388
00:25:40,032 --> 00:25:42,036
Ummm...

389
00:25:42,048 --> 00:25:47,040
What sort of bands do you like?

390
00:25:47,052 --> 00:25:49,052
UNEARTHLY GROANING

391
00:25:55,008 --> 00:25:58,024
How old are you? I'm 19.

392
00:25:58,036 --> 00:26:01,004
It's not easy being 19.

393
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:04,068
People think you're one thing
but really you're something else.

394
00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:07,024
Do you know how that feels?

395
00:26:09,044 --> 00:26:12,008
OMINOUS GROWLING

396
00:26:17,036 --> 00:26:19,076
They can see us!

397
00:26:29,016 --> 00:26:31,000
Pulse weapons primed, Commander.

398
00:26:31,012 --> 00:26:33,076
York...wait!

399
00:26:38,076 --> 00:26:40,012
Hello!

400
00:26:40,028 --> 00:26:42,000
TRIUMPHANT MUSIC SWELLS
'Hello!

401
00:26:42,012 --> 00:26:43,020
'Hello!'

402
00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:46,072
She's talking to them!
No-one's ever done that before.

403
00:26:46,088 --> 00:26:48,032
I was wrong, York.

404
00:26:48,048 --> 00:26:50,068
Maybe I've been wrong
about a lot of things!

405
00:26:50,084 --> 00:26:54,028
Maybe it takes one,
brave, foolhardy girl to...

406
00:26:55,024 --> 00:26:57,060
And it's eaten them. York?

407
00:27:16,072 --> 00:27:20,012
That's a shame, cos I had a good
bit about how she was the student,

408
00:27:20,028 --> 00:27:22,060
but we were the ones
who had a lesson to learn.

409
00:27:22,076 --> 00:27:26,088
A crowning irony, Commander.
Yeah. It would have been.

410
00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:35,080
Rigel University, this is HMS
Camden Lock requesting docking.

411
00:27:35,096 --> 00:27:37,044
'Request granted.'

412
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:43,040
"Thus we can see that the Leeds
Crater became a celebrity landfill

413
00:27:43,056 --> 00:27:45,052
"and a man pansy sanctuary."

414
00:27:45,068 --> 00:27:47,056
That should get her off
to a good start.

415
00:27:47,068 --> 00:27:49,020
C plus.

416
00:27:49,036 --> 00:27:51,012
It is not a C plus, how rude!
It's an A.

417
00:27:52,032 --> 00:27:53,080
Hello. Hey!

418
00:27:53,092 --> 00:27:56,036
It's over between us. What?

419
00:27:56,052 --> 00:27:59,036
Don't pretend you don't know!
See ya then.

420
00:27:59,056 --> 00:28:04,024
Aren't you forgetting going to say
something to the Commander?
"Thank you for saving my life"?

421
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,076
Hey, Teal...

422
00:28:05,088 --> 00:28:07,088
Ta. That's just rude.

423
00:28:10,084 --> 00:28:13,088
We've seen a lot of crazy
aliens on our travels,

424
00:28:14,004 --> 00:28:18,056
but maybe young people are the
weirdest aliens of them all.

425
00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,056
The bouncy mollusc men
are quite odd.

426
00:28:20,076 --> 00:28:25,008
The flaming jockeys of Gitara -
they're very peculiar.
The suicide trout of Tantalus B...

427
00:28:25,028 --> 00:28:28,040
I was just making a point.
What about the stinking toads of...?

428
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:37,008
ROBOTIC VOICE:
'We are the red shiny robots
of Vortis.'

429
00:28:37,024 --> 00:28:38,024
Oh, my giddy aunt!

430
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:42,036
Is that make-up?
It's Manscara... for men.

431
00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:44,064
Because of you, all shall perish.

432
00:28:44,076 --> 00:28:48,004
Look, this is my pitying face.

433
00:28:48,016 --> 00:28:50,024
Neutralise their weapons.

434
00:28:50,036 --> 00:28:52,092
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

435
00:28:54,092 --> 00:28:55,000
Email subtitling@bbc.co.uk