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Oi! It's on again. It's on again!

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GARBLED MESSAGE
'..British brutality.'

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Oh.

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There's no place for this
in the modern Space Force.

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I wonder what ship it is.
'..Camden Lock.'

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This! Two days before Shoegiving!
You haven't seen the best bit yet.

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'There is an art to a good beating.'

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Oh, no, no, please, no.
They got his good side!

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'I'm sorry. They're quite new.
Now watch me.

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'Open hand, closed hand, stick,
then boot. You see? Carry on.'

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YORK!

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Call the defendant to the Chamber
of Justice. There's your Orb of
Righteousness. Let me adjust that.

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I don't like it! It needs to be
higher. I look like an egg!

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Oh. Commencing court record.

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Mr York enters looking thoroughly
guilty. Impartial, please. Sorry.

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You're on. I have readied
the Bubble of Judgment.

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Bubble on.

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First Officer York, you face charges
of violent conduct and bringing
Space Force into disrepute.

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He was a violent insurgent.
He was a contract cleaner!
You believe that?

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He never did the tops
of my cupboards. You'll make a full
and public apology, Mr York. Feh.

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Eh? You can't make me.
I can't make you? Right...

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Teal?

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Thank you.
I'll lean on you. Thank you.

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What's happened to you?
We used to look at other ships
and we'd say,

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"We'll never end up like that."
You know? Make it work for them.

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I protect you from a universe that
wants you dead. I should apologise?

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I am the commander! A new-born faun
in the forest could crush you
with its velvety forelimb,

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you man of margarine!
A ship must have one master!

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Yes! What a pity this ship hasn't
got one! Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Fight! Fight! Extraordinary scenes...

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Give me your badge.

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You're in Space Force no more.

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Emotions play over Mr York's face.

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We will go to Starbase Six
to deposit the civilian
Eduardo York. Chamber dismissed!

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And no shoe gift from me this year!
I don't care. I don't believe
in Shoegiving Day.

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What happened to you?
You've changed!

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So, Commander,
we don't have a First Officer now.

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I just wondered where you would look
for another one. Perhaps we should
place an ad in Salute.

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Teal, I would like... Me? Really?
I never expected you to say me!

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Right. Drinks and nibbles in
the First Officer's cabin tomorrow.

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Just a celebrazione and a chance to
learn the changes I'll be making.
It's such a surprise! Thank you.

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You're all so very happy for me.

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Why didn't you ask me?

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Well...maybe because it would have
gone something like this -

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"Mr Jeffers, do you want to be
my First Officer?" No way!

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Loads more responsibility, you hardly
get paid more and everyone hates you.
I ain't gonna be your work bitch!

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Exactly.
So why didn't you ask me?

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Oh, Commander, hi.
Could you hold those? Grenades.
Pretend to be a Mud Golem, please.

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No, come on, do it properly.
With the noises.

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Aaargh! Oh, I can't...
I can't get the rifle up
to shoot at the monster. And why?

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Because these weapons are not
designed for the ample-bosomed
soldier. That'll be changing.

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And I've colour-coded the grenades.
You'll see a lavender sticker
and think, "Rightio, napalm."

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Agent Orange is green.
Why not orange? I don't know.

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If it ain't broke... Isn't.
If it isn't broke... Isn't broken.

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If it isn't broken, don't...

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You've broken the phrase!
Oh, sorry. And that's been good
for hundreds of years.

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Sorry, Commander. Aaah.

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I'm sorry, too.
It's just that it's going to be
weird not having York around.

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See the star over there? Mm-hm.
York and I had our first mission
on that star.

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We lay trapped beneath a pile
of dead ant people and we had to
lick each other's wounds

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to stop them from getting infected.

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Ahhh...silly sod.
I'll miss all that, you know.

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Do you remember the star
where we first met? Nah.

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Oi!

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Speed - 10 Vs.
Range - 48 decamiles.

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Fine. Is that makeup? Yeah, well,
York wouldn't let me and he's
out of the picture, so why not?

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I told him it's for girls.
It's not! It's Manscara.

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For men. Stops the sun getting
in your eyes when you play sport.

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When have you ever played sport?
You look like the ship's tranny.

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Teal, what would you do? I'd say,
"Take that makeup off right now."

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Don't want to. What? I don't want to!

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Oh? Oh. Right, OK, then.

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Mr Vine, you give me no option,
er...

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but to change the rules
to permit makeup.

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But I'm not doing it with a smiling
face. I'm doing it with a look.

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Good. All right.
Teal, let's have a little chat
about how that went.

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Down. That was awful.

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'Final approach to Starbase Six.'
Just get us docked, all right?

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I'm going to go to my cabin. I have
some very important things to do.

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Some episodes of Captain Helix.
Quash it, yeah? Sharpish.
Right. Right, yes.

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So, well, the finger's coming out.
Don't make it wag.

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Too late - it's wagging! Aaaah!

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Parting of the Ways.
Chapter Nine.

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'But, Robot, if you stay here
with the space orphans,

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'the dimensional continuum gateway
will close...
and we can never meet again.

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ROBOT BEEPS

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'Farewell, friend.

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'Ohhh...'

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The single tear of oil.

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'Starbase Six?'

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Starbase Six? This is Camden Lock.
Still no response.

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Normally they're one of the politer
starbases. Maybe they sold it off
and turned it into flats.

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'We shall harvest your minds.'
Oh, really? Hello.
You're not the normal chap.

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'We have extracted the minds
of all the beings on Starbase Six.'

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Oh, hell. 'We are
the Red Shiny Robots of Vortis.

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'Your minds are ours.'

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Oh, my giddy aunt!
I'll get Henderson.

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I'll get York. Oh, um...
No, wait, what are you doing?
I'll show them what I can do....

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which is... Shoot them?
Shooting. Jolly good idea.

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So, Sandstrom, swing us round.
Is that all we do? Swinging.

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We will acquire all knowledge
in the universe.

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So this flips open.

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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

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Fire, fire, fire!
It's broken! PIN number!

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Nought, nought nought, nought!
No, I changed it to something
more memorable. My mind's a blank!

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Oh, the Commander's birthday!

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Add on his average time
in the shower...

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Ohh!

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What did you fire? Everything.

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What did you target?

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Target?

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HUMMING
Ahh...

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Well done, Teal. Nice, smooth
docking. Not too bumpy.

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Em... Huh?

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'You are ours!'

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Oh!

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Ahh! Ohh!

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'All operations inactive.
Ship now under external control.'

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York, they're here.
Let's crunch metal, big man.

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Hey, York! Red Shiny Robots!
Let's roll! Come on!

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You still got the hump? You cast me
aside like a green potato.

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What could I do? Save it. I'll take
my chances alone with the robots.
I need no one. Do me up.

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Breathe in. Mind the mole.
Because of you, all shall perish.

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Look. This is my pitying face.

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Oh, grow up.
Big, tough York, super soldier.

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You had a breakdown after the Nebula
Wars. Didn't know I knew that.

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You went to group therapy.
They filmed it and I got a copy.

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Sometimes the guys come over.
Jeffers brings the beer,
Vine makes his famous guacamole,

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we turn the lights off
and snuggle in and watch you cry.
"I killed alien children!

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"Oh, I still hear their cries
at night!" I've gone a bit too far.

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Hmmph!

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'Warning -
big hooks gripping ship. This is
an official big hook warning.'

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Jeffers, I have to do the decent
thing. Get a bra that fits?

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I'm going to take my own life.
Good idea. Tell you what...

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Oh, thank you.
Just leave it where it falls. Right.

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I'm sorry, Commander.

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(I love you.)

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What are you doing?! Trying to kill
myself. We're all going to die soon.
You screwed up.

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It doesn't make you special.
Thank you. Thank you.

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Lots to do. Lots to do. Make a list.
Don't kill self, have a sleep...

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'30 seconds until boarding.'

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You ready? Yeah.
Take a breath. Hold the line!

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Right. Seven o'clock.
Informal drinks and nibbles.

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We are not having this now.
If we change our routine, they win.

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Not fighting them is another way.

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This cava won't keep.
'Humans! Surrender to the mind
harvest!' They're really selling it!

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Right, I'm ready.

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That's very good.
'Humans, open your doors.'

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OK, come on, it's a tight spot,
but I want you to dig deep.
Down here is a hero.

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The hero inside of us all.
I call that hiding.

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No, look,

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we do not fight alone.

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We fight alongside
the British heroes of the past -
Sir Walter Raleigh,

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Winston Churchill,
the great Ben Fogle and dog Inca.

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So make them proud.
Eh? Make ME proud. Yeah?

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Let's do this.

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Fire!

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Neutralise their weapons.

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Surrender.
You have no choice.

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Oh, really? Sandstrom!

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Fly!

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Hai-yah!

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Aaaaaah!

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She's winning! As long as they keep
attacking her one at a time.

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Some Shoegiving Eve this is!

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They're keeping the officers
separate from the cadets.

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Oh, don't! ooh!

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Forcefield. You will be held here
and harvested by the datasphere,
one by one.

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Our knowledge grows every day.
We know the great works
of 60,000 civilisations.

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We know the genomes of five billion
species. You know nothing.

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Your next sentence will compare us
to a waste receptacle.

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How could you know that,
you overgrown dustbin? Trippy!

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We get it a lot.
Now, grab the hippie.

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Hey, whoa!
Put him in the harvester.

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Have you ever been
to a harvester before?

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Ungh...

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My...mind!

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They're taking my mind!

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Memory...going.

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Forgetting names. Who are you?

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Pi equals 3.145926535.

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What colour is this?
I'm a little teapot. Recipe for ice.

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Keyboard shortcut.

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One memory left...

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Sending everyone we find
to take a dump
in the Commander's...room...

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Hold on to that memory! We are
going to talk later. Jeffers...

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Jeffers?

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Hey! Hey, Jeffers!

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He's dead.

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Jeffers, why?!

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Well, it was to expand their data...
Oh, it was rhetorical.

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Data!

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Does not compute.

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The missing human called York.

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What, me, human? Don't be absurd.
I'm a Red Shiny Robot of Vortis,

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but in the form of a human
to infiltrate their society.

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We have heard of such robots.

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But they're supposed to look
like sexy women.

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Yes...and I was just about to put
the finishing touches to my disguise.
Excuse me.

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There!

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Ooh, cheeky.

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Sexiness confirmed.

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Oooh!

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You don't think it's a bit heavy?
I may as well use this up.
It's Guyliner.

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It's for sports! Yeah(!)

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I've just worked it out.
Knew you would.

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We're all going to die.

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In here, human. Yeah, yeah.
Your mother was a lobster!

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And your father...
was also a lobster.

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The prodigal ninja(!)

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Jeffers?

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Oh, Jeffers.
He always thought I loathed him.

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Now he'll never know it was really
an incredibly strong dislike.

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All right? Yeah.

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I found a lever
which will release the Camden Lock.

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It was geared to robot strength.

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I couldn't do it on my own.
Two people could have, though.

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Really? Yes.

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Well, I...I don't really
want to do this, Mr York,

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but the current situation leaves me
with little choice.

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I would like you
to be my First Officer once again.

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Oh, would you?

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Well...obviously
I'm unwilling to comply,

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but seeing as we're at war,

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I regretfully accept.

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Congratulations. This is typical!

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00:21:12,052 --> 00:21:17,000
Mother said Space Force was a big
boys' club with a glass ceiling!

228
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:25,000
Why don't you just take your willies
out and rub them up against
each other's willies? Sorry.

229
00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:27,084
Watch out! Ooh!

230
00:21:28,092 --> 00:21:31,096
'You have to say, I look good dead.'

231
00:21:32,016 --> 00:21:38,004
Jeffers? 'That is a t-shirt waiting
to happen. Imagine that on the chest
of a 15-year-old girl.'

232
00:21:38,024 --> 00:21:41,028
It IS Jeffers.
Why aren't you in the datasphere?

233
00:21:41,048 --> 00:21:49,036
'I don't really get on with the other
data. They say I'm a bad influence.
Hey, what about a dead me poster?'

234
00:21:49,056 --> 00:21:56,020
Did you just come back to admire
your beautiful corpse? 'Yeah!
Oh, and I'd an idea for your escape.

235
00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:01,052
'No, it's silly.' Come on!
'They're a bit anal, these robots.

236
00:22:01,072 --> 00:22:07,056
'All the data gets cross-referenced
and verified, so if you think of
untrue facts as it scans you in,

237
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:13,060
'it might destabilise the core
or it might not. It might. Probably
not. But it might.' OK, fine.

238
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:18,004
Can you get back into your body?
'Maybe. Why would I want to?

239
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:20,088
'Fractal! Mobius strip!

240
00:22:21,004 --> 00:22:24,044
'How many sides have I got?
Two or one?'

241
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:27,052
You geek! Hey, hey, hey.

242
00:22:27,064 --> 00:22:29,052
Errant data!

243
00:22:34,016 --> 00:22:38,072
The meat tremblers must not
converse with data.

244
00:22:38,088 --> 00:22:42,036
We shall commence a mass harvest.

245
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ALL:
Harvest! Harvest! Harvest!

246
00:22:47,048 --> 00:22:51,064
Harvest! Harvest! Harvest!

247
00:22:51,076 --> 00:22:53,040
Right.

248
00:22:53,052 --> 00:22:55,056
OK. Right, Sandstrom?

249
00:22:55,072 --> 00:22:59,096
Remember what Jeffers said.
York, you know what to do. Teal?

250
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:04,000
Don't make a hash of this. OK.
Good luck.

251
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,064
Commencing data extraction.

252
00:23:10,052 --> 00:23:12,036
Aaah! Aaaah!

253
00:23:12,052 --> 00:23:17,036
'Time was invented in Dublin in 1900
by Seamus O'Cork!

254
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:23,076
'I once spent an entire weekend
socialising with close friends!

255
00:23:23,092 --> 00:23:27,032
'Gondoliers only come ashore to mate.

256
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:32,020
'The Spanish have no word for tapas!

257
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,060
'Oh, think of...

258
00:23:35,076 --> 00:23:39,040
' Oh, no, that's true.
Em... That's true as well!

259
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:44,004
'We need...a really...big...lie!

260
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:50,076
'Promoting Teal was the best thing
I ever did!'

261
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:56,056
Thank you very much! I'm sorry.
Just pull your bloody lever!

262
00:23:56,072 --> 00:24:00,008
Let's go! Move!
What about Jeffers?

263
00:24:01,008 --> 00:24:04,040
Excuse me! Do you want some, then?

264
00:24:12,036 --> 00:24:16,024
Right. Jeffers?
Get back in your body.

265
00:24:16,044 --> 00:24:23,044
'Isn't it better to die young
and beautiful? Kurt Cobain? David
Cameron?' Hurry up! 'All right.'

266
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Resurrected.

267
00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:32,012
'And dead.

268
00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:36,012
And resurrected. 'And dead.'

269
00:24:37,068 --> 00:24:41,000
And resurrected. ..Fine! Fine!

270
00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:51,020
Come on, come on.
Come through. Let's go, let's go.

271
00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:55,096
'All hooks clear.
This is an all-clear for big hooks.'

272
00:24:56,012 --> 00:24:59,092
Sandstrom, power up the engines.
Put the kettle on!

273
00:25:00,008 --> 00:25:04,036
Mine is a builder's camomile.
Where's Teal? Aaargh!

274
00:25:04,048 --> 00:25:07,000
Delay, York.

275
00:25:07,012 --> 00:25:09,008
Coming!

276
00:25:09,024 --> 00:25:13,044
Being kicked with their own leg!
Satisfying irony.

277
00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:16,080
Hit quite a lot. Teal!

278
00:25:16,096 --> 00:25:22,052
The datasphere's reformed.
We've got to go! Ooh! Teal!

279
00:25:22,068 --> 00:25:25,020
Oh, Commander, you saved my life!

280
00:25:45,052 --> 00:25:49,096
Five! Four! Three! Two! One!

281
00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:53,000
Happy Shoegiving!

282
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,056
Oh, happy Shoegiving.

283
00:25:56,072 --> 00:26:00,012
Oh, look at this.
For the big ape.

284
00:26:00,028 --> 00:26:04,076
I got you these.
Oh, Teal. Platforms.

285
00:26:04,092 --> 00:26:08,040
They're wonderful.
Thank you so much.

286
00:26:08,056 --> 00:26:11,000
All right. Cool. I can't breathe.

287
00:26:11,016 --> 00:26:15,004
Thank you. Cost a month's pay,
but it's worth every penny

288
00:26:15,024 --> 00:26:19,008
for everyone's face when they get
their shoes. Oh, lovely.

289
00:26:19,024 --> 00:26:21,012
I got you these.

290
00:26:21,024 --> 00:26:23,056
A gold mule. Happy Shoegiving.

291
00:26:23,068 --> 00:26:26,048
Where's Sandstrom?

292
00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:28,092
Sandstrom - happy Shoegiving.

293
00:26:29,008 --> 00:26:32,056
Shoegiving Day is not
an authentic tradition.

294
00:26:32,072 --> 00:26:37,008
It was invented by shoe manufacturers
50 years ago to promote sales.

295
00:26:47,012 --> 00:26:49,072
Hey. Commander.

296
00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:53,016
These are for you.

297
00:27:02,044 --> 00:27:04,084
Happy Shoegiving, York.

298
00:27:07,072 --> 00:27:09,052
Commander?

299
00:27:14,012 --> 00:27:16,072
I got these for you.

300
00:27:18,072 --> 00:27:21,016
Venture boots!

301
00:27:21,028 --> 00:27:24,020
Beautiful! Come on, then.

302
00:27:24,032 --> 00:27:26,072
Come on, you ship's Scrooge.

303
00:27:26,084 --> 00:27:28,036
Huh?

304
00:27:29,012 --> 00:27:31,072
They fit beautifully.

305
00:27:32,076 --> 00:27:36,072
Thank you, York.
Have a good Shoe Day.

306
00:27:52,032 --> 00:27:56,056
Happy Shoegiving, Jeffers.
Uh, thank you.

307
00:27:57,060 --> 00:28:03,056
Ohh... Oh, Jeffers?
Have you had a shower
since you were dead for a day? No,

308
00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:06,056
Could you? Yeah, sure.

309
00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:09,012
OK, guys.

310
00:28:09,024 --> 00:28:12,020
Enjoy your shoes, yeah?

311
00:28:12,036 --> 00:28:17,068
Enjoy your day. But tomorrow,
back to work. All right?

312
00:28:17,088 --> 00:28:22,052
The robots will never stop. I think
we might be all right for a bit.

313
00:28:25,016 --> 00:28:29,092
It's true. The Jeffers datastream
has infected our neural networks.

314
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:33,096
Fix it before our behaviour
is affected.

315
00:28:34,096 --> 00:28:37,076
Awww. Why can't you do it?

316
00:28:37,088 --> 00:28:39,080
Yeah, right(!)

317
00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:42,044
I ain't gonna be your work bitch.