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I've said to people,
"I'm seeing the Seven Wonders."

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They go, "Where are you going?"
"I've gotta go to India."

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And they're sort of, like, "Ooh. India."

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You know, that's... It's not good, is it?

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They always mention getting ill,
the Delhi belly thing.

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You know, not having control
of your own bowels.

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It's a bit of a fear for me, that.

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Cos I like going to the toilet, erm...

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probably more than most, I'd say.
I'm a bit of a fan of it.

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(Man) The office got you these in.

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Are these for real?

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These are adult...

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These are nappies.

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"Ultra-absorbent all-in-one briefs."

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I can't do this.

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Seriously, that's, er...

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No.

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Thinking of travelling around,

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having a long day out in the heat,

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and being stuck with them on,

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full.

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I'll take a couple.

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But I wonder if, like,
putting something like this on

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is almost accepting
that I'm gonna shit meself.

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I wonder if I don't have these on,

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if, in my mind, my brain will sort of
say to my belly,

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"Don't be shitting yourself today.

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"We're out for eight hours, nine hours,
we've got no more undies,

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"sort yourself out."

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Whereas if I have that on,
by the time I get up in the morning,

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I might just start getting used to it,
emptying meself all the time.

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Then I come home and the girlfriend's going,
"What's that smell?"

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"Oh, I forgot, still wearing the nappies."

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I just think you've got to train your body
to be able to handle this stuff.

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I might take this bucket with me
just for when I'm out and about on the road.

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Cos that's mine, innit?
That's my personal toilet.

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But it's just odd as well, innit?

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A bloke from England and everyone I meet,

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I'm walking round with that in me hand.

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"Right. Taj Mahal, wow, that's amazing."

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Stood there with that.

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But, you know, when Joanna Lumley goes or...

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Lenny Henry, you don't know
if they're taking one of these.

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Cos on those sort of programmes
they wouldn't feature it.

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If I bumped into Joanna Lumley in the street,
"You've been to India. Did you take a bucket?"

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"Oh, yeah. Plenty.
Took about three of them."

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Shouldn't be a dilemma, this, should it?