I've said to people, "I'm seeing the Seven Wonders."
They go, "Where are you going?" "I've gotta go to India."
And they're sort of, like, "Ooh. India."
You know, that's... It's not good, is it?
They always mention getting ill, the Delhi belly thing.
You know, not having control of your own bowels.
It's a bit of a fear for me, that.
Cos I like going to the toilet, erm...
probably more than most, I'd say. I'm a bit of a fan of it.
(Man) The office got you these in.
Are these for real?
These are adult...
These are nappies.
"Ultra-absorbent all-in-one briefs."
I can't do this.
Seriously, that's, er...
No.
Thinking of travelling around,
having a long day out in the heat,
and being stuck with them on,
full.
I'll take a couple.
But I wonder if, like, putting something like this on
is almost accepting that I'm gonna shit meself.
I wonder if I don't have these on,
if, in my mind, my brain will sort of say to my belly,
"Don't be shitting yourself today.
"We're out for eight hours, nine hours, we've got no more undies,
"sort yourself out."
Whereas if I have that on, by the time I get up in the morning,
I might just start getting used to it, emptying meself all the time.
Then I come home and the girlfriend's going, "What's that smell?"
"Oh, I forgot, still wearing the nappies."
I just think you've got to train your body to be able to handle this stuff.
I might take this bucket with me just for when I'm out and about on the road.
Cos that's mine, innit? That's my personal toilet.
But it's just odd as well, innit?
A bloke from England and everyone I meet,
I'm walking round with that in me hand.
"Right. Taj Mahal, wow, that's amazing."
Stood there with that.
But, you know, when Joanna Lumley goes or...
Lenny Henry, you don't know if they're taking one of these.
Cos on those sort of programmes they wouldn't feature it.
If I bumped into Joanna Lumley in the street, "You've been to India. Did you take a bucket?"
"Oh, yeah. Plenty. Took about three of them."
Shouldn't be a dilemma, this, should it?