It's just this.
Cactus. Cactus, innit?
Like nature's barbed wire, aren't they?
Ugly, though, innit?
Don't you think? Oh, that's got some flowers on it.
That's weird.
I wonder if that's them evolving.
Cos like people can't stand these,
nature's sort of gone... "Let's make 'em look a bit better."
I mean, it looks... looks daft.
Because you've kind of got the anger,
then a nice bit.
You can't...
It's almost like having a...
I don't know, sticking lipstick on a fat woman in leggings.
It's like you've got to do more than that.