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In England, if a bloke really loves himself
to the point of, you know,

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full tan, waxing,

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you know, really well-built fellas and all that,

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you sort of go, "Oh, look at him,
bit of a knobhead."

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But here, that's sort of just normal.

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So maybe you do become a bit more like,

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"Ooh, where's me lip stuff,
where's me lip balm?" and all that.

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It's the way of life here.

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They look after themselves.

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This morning I had a bit of paprika.
I've never had that.

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But it was there, I thought,

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"Why not? It looks quite
cooling and fresh, healthy."

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So, you know, if I lived here,
I'm having that every day,

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instead of a crumpet or a pikelet
or toast with jam on,

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it's gonna have a knock-on effect, innit?

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Suddenly start getting a better body,

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and I go, "Oh, I look pretty good now.

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"Oh, I might have a facial done and,
ooh, I'll have me nails done."

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Before you know it,
walking down here with a thong on.