In England, if a bloke really loves himself to the point of, you know,
full tan, waxing,
you know, really well-built fellas and all that,
you sort of go, "Oh, look at him, bit of a knobhead."
But here, that's sort of just normal.
So maybe you do become a bit more like,
"Ooh, where's me lip stuff, where's me lip balm?" and all that.
It's the way of life here.
They look after themselves.
This morning I had a bit of paprika. I've never had that.
But it was there, I thought,
"Why not? It looks quite cooling and fresh, healthy."
So, you know, if I lived here, I'm having that every day,
instead of a crumpet or a pikelet or toast with jam on,
it's gonna have a knock-on effect, innit?
Suddenly start getting a better body,
and I go, "Oh, I look pretty good now.
"Oh, I might have a facial done and, ooh, I'll have me nails done."
Before you know it, walking down here with a thong on.