KARL: Will you have a look at these? You just keep doing that.
How many pictures have you took?
Been here a couple of hours.
- You've got a right load of shite. - It's about making memories, isn't it?
Will you just get a picture of me with this behind?
Take some pictures.
- So you're taking picture of pictures? - Yeah.
Karl, smile. I'll get a nice picture of you with Venice behind.
- KARL: Really? - Mmm-hmm.
Let's just get a shot of us
'cause I think I've got a shot of us on the gondola before.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
What else have you got? I haven't seen these.
Hang on a minute. Okay.
That does look like we're there, doesn't it?
Yeah. (CHUCKLING)
So, let's just go back through.
(SLIDE PROJECTOR CLICKING)
(INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING)
KARL: I've said it before, I enjoy it more
when I get back home.
WARWICK: You never take any pictures, though.
KARL: It's all up here. If something's good, it stays in.
WARWICK: So you don't want to show any of your relatives, "Look where I was"?
"Haven't you got any more pictures, Uncle Karl? Love to see them."
KARL: "I'm here. Look at me now. Look at me here."
WARWICK: "But we'd like to see you in that situation.
"You talk about it.
KARL: I'd just be stood there like...
WARWICK: "We don't believe you. We don't believe you."
KARL: "Well, it's up to you then, if you don't believe me.
- "Get out." - (WARWICK CHUCKLES)