1 00:00:01,331 --> 00:00:03,990 The bucket list. 2 00:00:03,991 --> 00:00:07,030 See the glaciers before they melt. 3 00:00:07,031 --> 00:00:10,230 Go on an African safari. 4 00:00:10,231 --> 00:00:14,611 Encounter the world's largest mammal. 5 00:00:14,751 --> 00:00:18,230 The ultimate things to do before you die. 6 00:00:18,231 --> 00:00:19,710 Or are they? 7 00:00:19,711 --> 00:00:21,670 If I was on my deathbed, 8 00:00:21,671 --> 00:00:24,710 there's no way I'd want to be climbing Kilimanjaro. 9 00:00:24,711 --> 00:00:28,210 It's not things to do a few minutes before you die. 10 00:00:28,211 --> 00:00:30,071 It's things to do in your life. 11 00:00:31,691 --> 00:00:34,910 It's difficult. He was so suspicious after the last time. 12 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:37,650 Here we go. 13 00:00:37,651 --> 00:00:42,250 We've told him that he gets to choose whatever he wants to do. 14 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:44,370 But that doesn't mean that 15 00:00:44,371 --> 00:00:47,111 there won't be a few treats that he's not expecting. 16 00:00:48,051 --> 00:00:50,130 This is a man who's reluctant, 17 00:00:50,131 --> 00:00:52,551 a man who doesn't want to do these things. 18 00:00:54,771 --> 00:00:58,390 It's making Karl do things other people want to do before they die. 19 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:01,571 Yeah, exactly! This isn't his list. 20 00:01:04,371 --> 00:01:06,451 Fucking twats! 21 00:01:12,411 --> 00:01:13,710 Look at this one. 22 00:01:13,711 --> 00:01:18,630 "Come face to face with mountain gorillas in their natural habitat." 23 00:01:18,631 --> 00:01:20,150 What a privilege that is. 24 00:01:20,151 --> 00:01:24,370 One of the most endangered species on the planet. 25 00:01:24,371 --> 00:01:26,790 One of our closest living relatives. 26 00:01:26,791 --> 00:01:30,710 98% genetically identical to a human, a gorilla. 27 00:01:30,711 --> 00:01:34,430 Even more similar to you. What an amazing privilege. 28 00:01:34,431 --> 00:01:36,530 I've seen 'em in the zoo. 29 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:37,890 Right. 30 00:01:37,891 --> 00:01:41,510 And they do impress me. How do they impress you? 31 00:01:41,511 --> 00:01:44,850 They're just very human in the eyes. 32 00:01:44,851 --> 00:01:47,750 I think that would be such a meeting of minds, 33 00:01:47,751 --> 00:01:50,410 for you to come face to face with a mountain gorilla 34 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,010 in its natural habitat. 35 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:57,350 Both just there. Both nude amongst the foliage. 36 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,370 What is it with you and nude? 37 00:01:59,371 --> 00:02:01,850 They don't like clothes. And you are hairy. 38 00:02:01,851 --> 00:02:06,450 And you've got more chance of them seeing similarities... 39 00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:10,030 I'm not wandering about in, like, the woods, 40 00:02:10,031 --> 00:02:12,090 looking for apes, nude. 41 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:15,570 Cos there's a point when that woods ends, 42 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:23,071 Nude. 43 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:57,390 Just for charity. 44 00:02:57,391 --> 00:03:00,310 Has it got worse? Is it me, as I've got older? 45 00:03:00,311 --> 00:03:04,410 Does it seem like there's more and more stuff we've got to give to? 46 00:03:04,411 --> 00:03:06,250 When I was a kid, 47 00:03:06,251 --> 00:03:09,150 all I ever saw was like 48 00:03:09,151 --> 00:03:12,210 that kid wearing callipers outside a supermarket. 49 00:03:12,211 --> 00:03:15,090 It was like an iron model of a girl 50 00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:17,270 with callipers on her legs and a built-up shoe 51 00:03:17,271 --> 00:03:20,210 and you put 20p in it or whatever. 52 00:03:20,211 --> 00:03:23,410 That was being hassled for charity. 53 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:25,350 Now you can't walk down the street 54 00:03:25,351 --> 00:03:28,251 without someone going "I need your help." 55 00:03:34,611 --> 00:03:36,550 I think these people 56 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:39,430 are sick and tired of people coming in from England 57 00:03:39,431 --> 00:03:40,551 with a camera crew. 58 00:03:40,552 --> 00:03:41,970 They can't move on. 59 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,690 They want to build new houses. They haven't got time. 60 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:48,530 The crews keep turning up. If it's not Geldof it's Richard Curtis 61 00:03:48,531 --> 00:03:50,330 or Lenny Henry cropping up. 62 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,511 They can't get anything done. 63 00:03:53,531 --> 00:03:55,930 Sipho. Hey, Karl. How's it? 64 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:59,511 Yeah, I'm all right. Not too bad, not too bad. 65 00:04:07,191 --> 00:04:08,611 Who's the man in the back? 66 00:04:10,211 --> 00:04:12,090 I need security? Yeah. 67 00:04:12,091 --> 00:04:15,191 I'm Karl. How you doing? Just a normal handshake. 68 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:20,171 How many kids will I be teaching? 69 00:04:23,111 --> 00:04:24,011 Twelve. 70 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,091 Are you happy with that? 71 00:04:27,711 --> 00:04:30,431 That's the problem with charity. It's never enough. 72 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:34,870 Everything's a bit of a shock to the system. 73 00:04:34,871 --> 00:04:37,770 I've got a bodyguard. I'm in a primary school. 74 00:04:37,771 --> 00:04:39,950 How dangerous is this place? 75 00:04:39,951 --> 00:04:42,370 By sending me in to teach the local kids, 76 00:04:42,371 --> 00:04:44,610 I think it's more of a hindrance. 77 00:04:44,611 --> 00:04:46,690 I know nothing. 78 00:04:46,691 --> 00:04:48,930 I'm in a programme called Idiot Abroad. 79 00:04:48,931 --> 00:04:51,291 Why don't you talk about some places you've been? 80 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:55,330 If I start going, "Yes, well, kids... 81 00:04:55,331 --> 00:04:58,370 China... they haven't got doors on the shitters." 82 00:04:58,371 --> 00:04:59,631 They'll go, "We haven't." 83 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:04,450 You've seen where they're living. What can I teach them? 84 00:05:04,451 --> 00:05:07,170 The children have chosen the topic, by the way. 85 00:05:07,171 --> 00:05:10,450 You're going to talk about risk. Risk? 86 00:05:10,451 --> 00:05:11,910 Risk in general. 87 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:16,271 You can just say whatever you think and whatever you know about risk. 88 00:05:17,431 --> 00:05:19,971 Afternoon, everyone. 89 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:28,350 OK. Risk. Stop messing about at the back. 90 00:05:28,351 --> 00:05:31,650 Shut the door cos that's very risky, leaving the door open. 91 00:05:31,651 --> 00:05:33,951 Thank you very much. 92 00:05:36,491 --> 00:05:39,171 What do you think risk is? 93 00:05:42,571 --> 00:05:45,730 Hm. Right. 94 00:05:45,731 --> 00:05:47,670 See, it's tough, this. 95 00:05:47,671 --> 00:05:50,111 Does anyone have any risks in their life? 96 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,251 Course you can. 97 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:58,611 How old is she to be worrying about that? 98 00:06:00,311 --> 00:06:04,771 13? I didn't worry about people having kids when I was 13. 99 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:10,210 Do they honestly want to know about risk in sex? 100 00:06:10,211 --> 00:06:14,490 In sex. You understand that? That's what we're talking about. 101 00:06:14,491 --> 00:06:17,831 I thought I was coming in to talk about Humpty Dumpty. 102 00:06:19,371 --> 00:06:21,730 Right. OK. Here you go. 103 00:06:21,731 --> 00:06:23,651 The thing is... 104 00:06:26,051 --> 00:06:30,230 I haven't got kids. Just so you know. I'm 38 now. 105 00:06:30,231 --> 00:06:31,711 I haven't got any children. 106 00:06:36,711 --> 00:06:38,051 Old? 107 00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:43,811 I've got a girlfriend. For 17 years. 108 00:06:47,651 --> 00:06:50,951 She's not 17! I've been with her for 17 years. 109 00:06:52,891 --> 00:06:57,090 All right? OK. Don't rush into having kids. 110 00:06:57,091 --> 00:07:01,131 What you should do... Focus on getting a job. 111 00:07:02,211 --> 00:07:04,930 Meet a woman, meet a man. 112 00:07:04,931 --> 00:07:08,770 Have a good time for a bit, but be careful. 113 00:07:08,771 --> 00:07:11,650 Wear a condom. 114 00:07:11,651 --> 00:07:13,551 Yeah? Yes. 115 00:07:14,691 --> 00:07:16,571 Right, what else do you want to know? 116 00:07:19,991 --> 00:07:23,011 It's not cut! This isn't a style! I'm bald! 117 00:07:24,731 --> 00:07:28,291 I don't say, "Can you just take that bit off and leave that?" 118 00:07:31,091 --> 00:07:33,671 Do you want to play on a bike? Yes. 119 00:07:38,031 --> 00:07:40,630 This is a risk. That's risky. 120 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:43,030 Never do that. Never do it one-handed. 121 00:07:43,031 --> 00:07:45,571 Never do that. 122 00:08:01,211 --> 00:08:04,290 Geldof. He did a lot, didn't he? 123 00:08:04,291 --> 00:08:07,010 He got involved in all this and he's got sick of it. 124 00:08:07,011 --> 00:08:10,110 I don't hear about him coming here any more. 125 00:08:10,111 --> 00:08:12,710 You feel like, what can you do? 126 00:08:12,711 --> 00:08:15,011 What can you do? How can you sort this out? 127 00:08:19,211 --> 00:08:20,831 Is this just water or... 128 00:08:26,271 --> 00:08:29,271 Karl. How you doing? Hello. 129 00:08:30,111 --> 00:08:33,411 Little fella. Hello. Hello. 130 00:08:37,231 --> 00:08:40,450 Give loads to charity. Helping old people. 131 00:08:40,451 --> 00:08:42,910 Deaf kids. Save The Kids. 132 00:08:42,911 --> 00:08:46,690 If anything... 133 00:08:46,691 --> 00:08:50,370 I'd say I'm single-handedly causing the world's population problem. 134 00:08:50,371 --> 00:08:53,251 Cos I'm saving everyone. I'm like Superman. 135 00:08:55,531 --> 00:08:58,230 Sure we got the right house? 136 00:08:58,231 --> 00:09:00,770 Quite happy helping out. I help anyone out. 137 00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:03,170 If someone needs a bit of help. 138 00:09:03,171 --> 00:09:07,170 But me turning up for one day, doing a bit of DIY, 139 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:09,730 is that really gonna sort this out? 140 00:09:09,731 --> 00:09:12,770 It's gonna take forever. Look how many need to be replaced. 141 00:09:12,771 --> 00:09:15,531 600,000 people live here, he said. 142 00:09:16,411 --> 00:09:18,650 The rules are you're meant to build your own. 143 00:09:18,651 --> 00:09:23,330 The people we're helping are ill so they need help to build their house. 144 00:09:23,331 --> 00:09:25,090 But I don't know where they went. 145 00:09:25,091 --> 00:09:27,270 I shook their hands and they disappeared. 146 00:09:27,271 --> 00:09:29,590 Gone out for the day. 147 00:09:29,591 --> 00:09:33,451 He's been lying on a bed in the corner there. 148 00:09:35,571 --> 00:09:38,690 Imagine being ill and someone knocking your house down? 149 00:09:38,691 --> 00:09:41,410 Hang on a minute. Just leave me. Let me be. 150 00:09:41,411 --> 00:09:44,931 He's got the builders in making a right racket. 151 00:09:47,011 --> 00:09:49,091 Right balls-up of that one. 152 00:09:51,151 --> 00:09:53,891 Not the greatest view, is it? 153 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,611 Looks all right though, doesn't it? 154 00:10:03,591 --> 00:10:05,171 Steve, it's Karl. 155 00:10:07,011 --> 00:10:09,170 Yeah, I got the hut done. 156 00:10:09,171 --> 00:10:12,130 There's about another 600,000 to do. 157 00:10:12,131 --> 00:10:14,211 So I don't understand what I was meant to get out of it. 158 00:10:19,231 --> 00:10:23,490 Yeah, but I do that. When I get back I'll show you my bank statement. 159 00:10:23,491 --> 00:10:27,990 You'll see all this stuff flying out, left, right and centre, 160 00:10:27,991 --> 00:10:29,391 helping all these charities. 161 00:10:37,591 --> 00:10:41,571 When was the last time you were here getting your hands dirty? 162 00:10:42,871 --> 00:10:46,231 I can't remember you saying. When were you here again? 163 00:10:49,091 --> 00:10:52,050 What I've done, I've built a nice new shiny hut 164 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:54,690 where the old hut was. 165 00:10:54,691 --> 00:10:56,291 There's still a river of shit. 166 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,290 No. What have I been saying? 167 00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:15,210 I'm just telling you what I've seen with my own eyes. 168 00:11:15,211 --> 00:11:17,011 What more can I do? 169 00:11:22,211 --> 00:11:25,630 I don't know. I don't know what I'm talking about. 170 00:11:25,631 --> 00:11:28,810 It's just a bit of frustration. 171 00:11:28,811 --> 00:11:32,831 I just feel, like, just cos I build one hut... 172 00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:36,211 It's not enough. 173 00:11:37,971 --> 00:11:42,451 Here's something. I had an argument with him once over 50 pence. 174 00:11:43,491 --> 00:11:46,830 If we're talking about Steve and money. 50 pence. 175 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,890 I got some coffees. He said, "Where's my change?" 176 00:11:49,891 --> 00:11:51,531 "It's in my pocket." "That's mine." 177 00:11:51,532 --> 00:11:54,830 We had a big... I'm not messing about. A full-blown argument. 178 00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:56,070 Over 50 pence. 179 00:11:56,071 --> 00:11:58,350 That's the reality. But he won't let that in. 180 00:11:58,363 --> 00:12:00,682 He'll go, "Cut that out." 181 00:12:00,736 --> 00:12:03,036 50 pence! 182 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,717 I got a text from Steve this morning 183 00:12:11,718 --> 00:12:14,456 saying that he wants me to meet up with Sipho again. 184 00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:18,776 That charity bloke. To take part in some local activity. 185 00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:21,197 I don't know what it is. That's all he said. 186 00:12:31,597 --> 00:12:32,697 That's a bungee. 187 00:12:34,617 --> 00:12:37,837 What's... What's the... What's the thinking? 188 00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:43,376 We've done this. Went all the way to New Zealand. Didn't do it. 189 00:12:43,377 --> 00:12:45,977 Oh, Jesus. 190 00:12:48,257 --> 00:12:50,276 I'm not doing it. 191 00:12:50,277 --> 00:12:53,016 There's a really lovely view of Soweto up there. 192 00:12:53,017 --> 00:12:55,836 "Just up there and have a look. See the township. 193 00:12:55,837 --> 00:12:58,177 "There you are. Boosh. Off the edge." 194 00:13:00,057 --> 00:13:02,937 I'm not gonna do this. It's crazy. 195 00:13:06,737 --> 00:13:10,657 I'm a bit pissed off cos I'm on the edge of a bungee again. 196 00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:23,096 Is he gonna jump? Oh, God almighty! 197 00:13:23,097 --> 00:13:25,736 It's pointless. I don't want to do it. 198 00:13:25,737 --> 00:13:27,577 If people want to do it then great. 199 00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:30,317 But there's no reason for me to do this. 200 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,297 They're 500 quid. 201 00:13:44,298 --> 00:13:48,897 I'd rather pay the 500 quid out of my own money than to do this jump. 202 00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:56,417 Where's this going to end? He's got more money than me. 203 00:13:57,317 --> 00:13:59,857 I'll pay the grand. 204 00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:04,216 Fuck's sake. 205 00:14:04,217 --> 00:14:06,937 You're making me look a right twat here. 206 00:14:08,117 --> 00:14:11,257 You are because I don't want to do it! I'll pay that. 207 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:34,176 Look at you. "You're going to do it, aren't you?" 208 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:37,056 All the work yesterday. Has that gone out the window? 209 00:14:37,057 --> 00:14:39,817 I built a hut yesterday. You should be over the moon. 210 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,296 It's not going to happen. You don't have to do it like that. 211 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,016 What do you mean, "You don't have to do it like that"? 212 00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:02,816 As if I would be! 213 00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:06,816 It's a definite no. Honestly. It's not for me. 214 00:15:06,817 --> 00:15:09,177 Let's leave it at that. 215 00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:15,416 If I tell Ricky I didn't do it are they going to keep doing this? 216 00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:18,777 Are they going to set something up again whilst I'm here? 217 00:15:20,617 --> 00:15:24,217 I'm just thinking of calling him and saying yeah, I did it. 218 00:15:26,937 --> 00:15:28,957 All right. How's it going? 219 00:15:29,977 --> 00:15:31,737 Mental. 220 00:15:33,357 --> 00:15:35,037 I had to, didn't I? 221 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:44,296 No, not really. I just was focused. 222 00:15:44,297 --> 00:15:46,476 "I've got to do it, let's get on with it. 223 00:15:46,477 --> 00:15:50,296 "There's a tape rolling, I'm doing this. Bang. Done. Bosh. 224 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:53,376 "Let's get these people happy here." 225 00:15:53,377 --> 00:15:56,556 They were over the moon. 226 00:15:56,557 --> 00:15:58,136 Tell Steve, yeah. 227 00:15:58,137 --> 00:16:00,856 Cos he was having a go at me. I'm sick of it. 228 00:16:00,857 --> 00:16:03,676 Just say, "Karl did it. He's raised the money. 229 00:16:03,677 --> 00:16:05,677 "We've got the five huts." 230 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,877 It's pointless. 231 00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:29,997 That's all right. I'm happy with that. 232 00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:34,976 I know it's not right to do that 233 00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:36,696 but it's shut him up now. 234 00:16:36,697 --> 00:16:40,296 That's the end of it. I've done a bungee as far as he's concerned. 235 00:16:40,297 --> 00:16:44,416 Ricky's happy. The kids have got their huts. 236 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,296 I'm happy. I've got me caravan. 237 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,697 So it's a nice lie. It's not an evil one. 238 00:16:53,937 --> 00:16:57,656 Now I can go where I want to go. Stay where I want to stay. 239 00:16:57,657 --> 00:17:00,816 So I'm thinking of stopping off 240 00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:05,376 at a place where a couple have got a hippo as a pet. 241 00:17:05,377 --> 00:17:08,616 Tony. Pleased to meet you. Shirley. Pleased to meet you. 242 00:17:08,617 --> 00:17:10,496 It's mad, isn't it. 243 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,616 I saw it on the Internet. 244 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:15,896 Just wandering about the front room. It's mental. 245 00:17:15,897 --> 00:17:19,256 I quite fancy getting a pet. 246 00:17:19,257 --> 00:17:22,136 But it's just the hairs going everywhere. 247 00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:26,457 That's a good thing with a hippo. You don't get hairs on the sofa. 248 00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:31,257 She's bloody massive when she gets out of the water. 249 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,357 Oh, my God, it's letting itself in. 250 00:17:38,497 --> 00:17:39,896 That is mental. 251 00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:43,897 That is mad. My dad didn't let the cat in the lounge. 252 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,337 Fucking hippo in here. 253 00:17:49,397 --> 00:17:53,376 It can't get through there, can it? Yeah. 254 00:17:53,377 --> 00:17:56,217 Would you like to feed her beans? 255 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:03,896 You don't have to throw it in. She's calm, she's relaxed. 256 00:18:03,897 --> 00:18:07,656 There you go. Wonderful! That was excellent! 257 00:18:07,657 --> 00:18:10,376 Aw, what a lovely little baby! 258 00:18:10,377 --> 00:18:13,176 It's not little. 259 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:16,856 Thank you, Jessica. Danke, Jess. 260 00:18:16,857 --> 00:18:18,137 Donkey jizz? 261 00:18:20,317 --> 00:18:24,796 One more. Oh, I keep missing. Making a right mess of your kitchen. 262 00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:27,516 Mind you, you've got a hippo in it. 263 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,976 Looks like Suzanne from the back. 264 00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:33,076 You can't use that. 265 00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:37,156 Do you have insurance? If it knocked your plasma over, are you covered? 266 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,936 No. 267 00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:43,016 It's like some sort of mad dream or a cartoon. 268 00:18:43,017 --> 00:18:45,376 When you think about what I've been put through 269 00:18:45,377 --> 00:18:49,136 and this is the maddest thing I've seen in 38 years. 270 00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:52,897 Every night she has her aromatherapy body massage. 271 00:18:55,197 --> 00:19:01,016 What it makes me realise is that I'm quite lucky with Suzanne. 272 00:19:01,017 --> 00:19:03,416 She's asked for a cat, she's asked for a dog. 273 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,317 I've gone, "No, we haven't got the space." 274 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,137 Shirley's got a hippo. 275 00:19:27,497 --> 00:19:29,336 You can't be lying in bed. 276 00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,816 There's charity stuff that needs sorting out. 277 00:19:31,817 --> 00:19:34,936 Sipho's been calling. The guy who does the charity stuff. 278 00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:37,457 Raising money for the huts. Have you paid it yet? 279 00:19:39,037 --> 00:19:40,077 Hello? 280 00:19:41,837 --> 00:19:45,716 I'm just calling up, letting you know I'm having a good time. 281 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:49,977 Just had a little shower, had some breakfast, sat here with a hippo. 282 00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:55,016 Honestly. If you're seeing animals, this is the best way to see it. 283 00:19:55,017 --> 00:19:58,156 In someone's house. Have a cup of tea if you want it. 284 00:19:58,157 --> 00:20:01,676 Biscuits on the go. It's just sat here now. 285 00:20:01,677 --> 00:20:03,337 It's well happy. 286 00:20:04,857 --> 00:20:07,336 Course it's happy. 287 00:20:07,337 --> 00:20:12,157 No, it wanders off, wanders in, watches a bit of telly. 288 00:20:15,637 --> 00:20:19,257 I'm off to see the gorillas. I'm not going to bring one home. 289 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,216 Sipho again. 290 00:20:23,217 --> 00:20:28,056 "Hiya, Karl. The money still hasn't transferred into our account." 291 00:20:28,057 --> 00:20:29,876 Give it a chance. 292 00:20:29,877 --> 00:20:33,256 "Ricky tells me you're up near Jessica the hippo. 293 00:20:33,257 --> 00:20:36,636 "There's a township that could do with your help there. 294 00:20:36,637 --> 00:20:40,396 "They also need more huts. Let me know." 295 00:20:40,397 --> 00:20:42,136 Ricky's just taking the piss. 296 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:45,656 He can't be arsed to wind me up. He's getting someone else to do it. 297 00:20:45,657 --> 00:20:49,116 Is that what it's going to be like for the rest of the trip? 298 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:50,357 "We're in the shit. Who can we call?" 299 00:20:50,358 --> 00:20:53,476 "I've got Karl's number." "Have you?" 300 00:20:53,477 --> 00:20:56,797 Honestly, I feel like the fourth emergency service. 301 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,666 All right? It's Karl. 302 00:21:03,506 --> 00:21:04,865 Yeah, not bad. 303 00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,166 I'm a lot happier now, with this caravan. 304 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,845 It's pretty close. 305 00:21:11,846 --> 00:21:14,966 This is the happiest I've been, doing this bucket list. 306 00:21:20,766 --> 00:21:23,886 So have you got owt for me to do? 307 00:21:27,006 --> 00:21:28,666 Ndebele tribe? 308 00:21:37,826 --> 00:21:38,766 The king? 309 00:21:41,046 --> 00:21:43,406 I've never met a king. What do I cook him? 310 00:21:50,786 --> 00:21:52,965 It's the first dinner party I've ever done. 311 00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:55,285 So just keep it simple. 312 00:21:55,286 --> 00:21:57,106 I want to cook him something I'd eat. 313 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,165 I don't want to try and be fancy. 314 00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:03,605 Look at these. Even the owl's going, "Bloody hell!" 315 00:22:03,606 --> 00:22:05,485 Cooking for a king tonight. 316 00:22:05,486 --> 00:22:07,246 He'd eat beans? 317 00:22:11,106 --> 00:22:12,646 Yeah, another tribe. Fine. 318 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:17,905 They're not that different. You know, the clobber they wear, 319 00:22:17,906 --> 00:22:20,845 sometimes you kinda go, "What are you playing at?" 320 00:22:20,846 --> 00:22:25,085 But take that away, they're just people, aren't they? 321 00:22:25,086 --> 00:22:26,786 And most people like beans. 322 00:22:32,326 --> 00:22:34,685 I like all this. This is good. 323 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,965 Very nice. Very nice, that. 324 00:22:37,966 --> 00:22:39,246 Colourful. 325 00:22:42,366 --> 00:22:47,025 Erm... I'm not allowed to paint the caravan though, am I? 326 00:22:47,026 --> 00:22:49,006 It's hired. It's not my caravan. 327 00:22:53,426 --> 00:22:57,405 Yeah, if it comes off. Just cos, like I say, it's not mine. 328 00:22:57,406 --> 00:22:59,085 That'd be good, then. 329 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,245 All right, yeah. Let's do that. 330 00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:03,805 Do you need help getting up when you've got these on? 331 00:23:03,806 --> 00:23:06,285 I imagine it's difficult getting up. 332 00:23:06,286 --> 00:23:09,646 It's like having guttering on your legs. 333 00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:12,826 Sure you're all right? 334 00:23:14,346 --> 00:23:16,365 Right. OK. 335 00:23:16,366 --> 00:23:18,865 Just one side, maybe. Yeah. 336 00:23:18,866 --> 00:23:22,126 Just a little bit at a time. Let's not go mad. 337 00:23:24,966 --> 00:23:27,385 So I don't understand. This paint... 338 00:23:27,386 --> 00:23:30,025 That's not paint. This is cow dung. 339 00:23:30,026 --> 00:23:32,445 Count down? Cow dung. Cow. 340 00:23:32,446 --> 00:23:34,525 Cow dung? 341 00:23:34,526 --> 00:23:38,445 What, you're using... cow shit? Yes. 342 00:23:38,446 --> 00:23:40,905 I'm not seeing cow shit. That's lovely paint. 343 00:23:40,906 --> 00:23:43,566 You've come over with shit to put on my caravan. 344 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:47,865 That looks nothing like the art over there. 345 00:23:47,866 --> 00:23:51,086 It's nothing like it. This is like a dirty protest. 346 00:23:53,486 --> 00:23:55,705 (Mobile rings) 347 00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:59,265 There you are. Police. "Your mum's been at it again. 348 00:23:59,266 --> 00:24:00,526 "Shit all over No.18." 349 00:24:09,006 --> 00:24:11,085 It stinks when you wake it up like that. 350 00:24:11,086 --> 00:24:12,746 Keeps hitting me. 351 00:24:22,606 --> 00:24:24,525 Is that OK? That's nice. 352 00:24:24,526 --> 00:24:26,225 It's nice? 353 00:24:26,226 --> 00:24:30,446 All the toilets here have looked like this. I realise now it's art. 354 00:24:31,246 --> 00:24:34,605 Got some in my mouth. It's flicked off. 355 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:37,646 Meant to be cooking for a king, not handling shit. 356 00:24:42,706 --> 00:24:45,265 Brilliant. 357 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:48,046 Can I go and wash my hands? 358 00:24:57,726 --> 00:24:59,346 That's the king? 359 00:25:01,446 --> 00:25:04,365 Hello. I'm Karl. 360 00:25:04,366 --> 00:25:07,245 Yeah? Good one. 361 00:25:07,246 --> 00:25:10,765 I'm just preparing your food for you. 362 00:25:10,766 --> 00:25:14,966 How many people are you eating with tonight? 363 00:25:17,306 --> 00:25:19,245 All these are eating as well. 364 00:25:19,246 --> 00:25:22,626 One, two, three, four, five, six. 365 00:25:24,006 --> 00:25:27,306 OK, you go and do what you've gotta do. 366 00:25:29,406 --> 00:25:32,365 He's wearing a full cheetah on his back. 367 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:35,565 I should give him fucking Kitekat, not beans. 368 00:25:35,566 --> 00:25:39,725 What's this on the floor? Nibbles, to start. 369 00:25:39,726 --> 00:25:40,986 Shortbread biscuits. 370 00:25:40,987 --> 00:25:43,726 I don't know if they've tried them. 371 00:25:44,986 --> 00:25:47,826 Wiggly worms. Some crisps. 372 00:25:49,446 --> 00:25:52,045 In case they're sort of fitness freaks... 373 00:25:52,046 --> 00:25:53,966 apples. 374 00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:04,845 Crisp, biscuit, fruit, wiggly worm. 375 00:26:04,846 --> 00:26:06,986 Quite sour. 376 00:26:10,126 --> 00:26:11,086 Fuckin' hell! 377 00:26:11,087 --> 00:26:12,525 Toast. 378 00:26:12,526 --> 00:26:15,085 Toast. Beans. 379 00:26:15,086 --> 00:26:18,765 Toast. Can't you help? You can see I'm struggling here. 380 00:26:18,766 --> 00:26:21,965 I can't do this! I can't do it, Luke. 381 00:26:21,966 --> 00:26:24,685 Fuckin' hell. I just kicked a load of shit on that. 382 00:26:24,686 --> 00:26:26,926 Sorry about the delay. 383 00:26:38,766 --> 00:26:41,305 This isn't it. There is also a pudding. 384 00:26:41,306 --> 00:26:44,885 Karl, they want to know what it's called! 385 00:26:44,886 --> 00:26:47,886 Cheese on toast with beans. 386 00:26:49,806 --> 00:26:53,486 Geldof said he fed the world. What a fucking nightmare it is. 387 00:26:56,046 --> 00:26:59,565 Pudding? Chocolate sponge. 388 00:26:59,566 --> 00:27:02,045 Custard. Thank you. 389 00:27:02,046 --> 00:27:04,525 Quite warm. 390 00:27:04,526 --> 00:27:08,045 God, I'm knackered. No wonder Ramsey's always swearing. 391 00:27:08,046 --> 00:27:11,725 Karl? I think they want another round of cake. 392 00:27:11,726 --> 00:27:14,105 Who does? All of them. 393 00:27:14,106 --> 00:27:16,826 I haven't got enough. I bought one box of custard. 394 00:27:18,446 --> 00:27:22,065 They don't want any more. He's moved onto a plate of meat. 395 00:27:22,066 --> 00:27:24,545 Some woman's come out. She's had more time. 396 00:27:24,546 --> 00:27:27,566 Hers looks fucking brilliant compared to that shit. 397 00:28:01,906 --> 00:28:06,925 I don't get him at times. How many animals do I need to see? 398 00:28:06,926 --> 00:28:09,166 And I've still got to face the gorilla. 399 00:28:11,906 --> 00:28:14,225 What's that there? What animal's this? 400 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:18,485 That's the dung of a blue wildebeest. 401 00:28:18,486 --> 00:28:21,065 That's er... You don't have to pick it up. 402 00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:24,565 Pretty old dropping. Yeah. Quite old. 403 00:28:24,566 --> 00:28:27,565 Are you joking? Are they olives? What are you doing licking it? 404 00:28:27,566 --> 00:28:31,746 Taste-testing it. It's the way to determine the age of the dropping. 405 00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:38,605 What I'm doing is I'm determining the freshness of the dropping. 406 00:28:38,606 --> 00:28:41,425 It can be determined just by the taste of it. 407 00:28:41,426 --> 00:28:45,165 Is that a last resort? It's just a standard little tester. 408 00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:47,646 You don't want to follow the wrong set of footprints. 409 00:28:47,653 --> 00:28:49,793 How often a week are you licking shit? 410 00:28:52,793 --> 00:28:55,292 Yeah. Believe me. 411 00:28:55,293 --> 00:28:57,613 Taste it. Won't hurt you. 412 00:28:58,973 --> 00:29:00,732 Get your finger in there a bit 413 00:29:00,733 --> 00:29:03,493 and you can get a bit of a taste of it. 414 00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:08,092 Things to do before you die. Stick your finger in shit. 415 00:29:08,093 --> 00:29:10,213 Got some? 416 00:29:11,873 --> 00:29:15,292 It's a bit sweet. We'll find some later that's ever fresher. 417 00:29:15,293 --> 00:29:18,633 It's like wine tasting. It's the same kind of principle. 418 00:29:23,933 --> 00:29:25,232 You get it? 419 00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:28,532 Do you know You Bet, with Matthew Kelly? 420 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:30,093 No. It's a programme on the telly. 421 00:29:30,094 --> 00:29:32,072 If there were piles of shit 422 00:29:32,073 --> 00:29:35,032 and I blindfolded you and went, "What's that?" 423 00:29:35,033 --> 00:29:38,332 could you tell just by that what animal it is? 424 00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:40,893 I'd give it a go. It's not a skill to be proud of. 425 00:29:43,773 --> 00:29:44,893 So now we're heading to the area 426 00:29:44,894 --> 00:29:48,673 where the rhinoceros has been located. 427 00:29:50,593 --> 00:29:54,372 Why have they got to shift him? This particular rhinoceros bull 428 00:29:54,373 --> 00:29:56,992 is holding a territory full of young females 429 00:29:56,993 --> 00:29:59,273 and many of them are his daughters. 430 00:30:03,773 --> 00:30:05,952 They're the weirdest looking thing. 431 00:30:05,953 --> 00:30:09,532 There's some people who think God created stuff like that. 432 00:30:09,533 --> 00:30:13,692 But would he really design something as gormless-looking as that? 433 00:30:13,693 --> 00:30:15,972 And don't look at me. 434 00:30:15,973 --> 00:30:18,172 We've given the rhino the injection. 435 00:30:18,173 --> 00:30:21,252 It's resting its head in the tree. 436 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,812 Messing about with it a bit. 437 00:30:22,813 --> 00:30:26,973 And then we have to walk it over to a truck. 438 00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:29,853 Get it on the back of a truck. 439 00:30:31,673 --> 00:30:34,332 Get it out of this tribe. 440 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,692 Because it'd have it away with its own daughter, which isn't good. 441 00:30:37,693 --> 00:30:39,632 You get div rhinos running around. 442 00:30:39,633 --> 00:30:42,972 Take it to another sort of group of rhinos. 443 00:30:42,973 --> 00:30:46,293 It can have it away with them. That's it, isn't it, really? 444 00:30:47,953 --> 00:30:49,853 I don't want to get this close to a gorilla 445 00:30:49,854 --> 00:30:52,732 unless this fella's sticking an injection up its arse. 446 00:30:52,733 --> 00:30:56,532 We could do that, couldn't we? Knock it out, have me sat with it. 447 00:30:56,533 --> 00:30:58,493 Fucking leg it. 448 00:31:01,153 --> 00:31:03,232 Second biggest thing on the planet. 449 00:31:03,233 --> 00:31:06,012 There's a fact for you if you want it to look good. 450 00:31:06,013 --> 00:31:09,412 What's the biggest, then? 451 00:31:09,413 --> 00:31:11,532 Elephant, isn't it? 452 00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:14,812 It is! Why do you question everything? I know some facts. 453 00:31:14,813 --> 00:31:18,493 Haven't you been whale-watching on this series? 454 00:31:23,793 --> 00:31:27,492 I got a text from Suzanne. I was saying how's it going. 455 00:31:27,493 --> 00:31:30,712 She said, "Oh, stressful. I'm moving office." 456 00:31:30,713 --> 00:31:32,893 I was moving a fucking rhino. 457 00:31:37,892 --> 00:31:40,392 But me turning up for one day, doing a bit of DIY, 458 00:32:00,332 --> 00:32:03,252 Look at it. Look at it! 459 00:32:09,192 --> 00:32:12,011 Do you know a fella called Bam? What? 460 00:32:12,012 --> 00:32:14,652 Bam. A man called Bam. In a van. 461 00:32:15,532 --> 00:32:16,612 You Bam? 462 00:32:26,352 --> 00:32:27,532 Heavy jacket. 463 00:32:33,132 --> 00:32:35,691 Is that a priority when I see a gorilla? 464 00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,931 What pants am I going to wear? 465 00:32:37,932 --> 00:32:39,771 I'm gonna need a pair of cords. 466 00:32:39,772 --> 00:32:44,051 Didn't Ricky want you to go naked? There's no way I'm going naked. 467 00:32:44,052 --> 00:32:46,572 Gorillas In The Mist. She had clothes on. 468 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:50,411 David Attenborough. When he was rolling about with them. 469 00:32:50,412 --> 00:32:53,131 He didn't have his knob out. 470 00:32:53,132 --> 00:32:55,271 So I'm not doing that. 471 00:32:55,272 --> 00:32:58,532 If it's wear the cords or not, I'll wear the cords. 472 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:02,591 I don't even know why you're filming me shopping. 473 00:33:02,592 --> 00:33:05,831 I sometimes think you're making a different programme to me. 474 00:33:05,832 --> 00:33:06,892 Let's buy these. 475 00:33:08,432 --> 00:33:12,691 Seven thousand. How much is that in pounds? 476 00:33:12,692 --> 00:33:15,891 It's ã1.60, mate. ã1.60 for a pair of pants? 477 00:33:15,892 --> 00:33:18,412 That's really good. What else have they got? 478 00:33:19,892 --> 00:33:22,732 I do need a long sleeve. It's brilliant, that. 479 00:33:23,352 --> 00:33:27,692 Great top here. You know I've always got a problem with the boiler? 480 00:33:30,612 --> 00:33:32,811 Good that, isn't it? 481 00:33:32,812 --> 00:33:35,212 Just ten more minutes, just to have a look around. 482 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:39,251 What about the trainers? Yeah, they're good, them. 483 00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:41,071 You like it? Yeah, I do, yeah. 484 00:33:41,072 --> 00:33:43,231 How about if I just do a swap? 485 00:33:43,232 --> 00:33:45,451 Let's go. Gotta go, mate. 486 00:33:45,452 --> 00:33:47,512 Hey, look, they've got a pool table. 487 00:33:48,752 --> 00:33:51,291 Karl, this isn't really what we had in mind. 488 00:33:51,292 --> 00:33:54,351 I didn't have in mind shopping about buying cords. 489 00:33:54,352 --> 00:33:56,252 Rules have changed. 490 00:35:09,972 --> 00:35:11,112 Pisses me off at times. 491 00:35:16,292 --> 00:35:19,771 Have you thought about what you'll say to the viewers 492 00:35:19,772 --> 00:35:21,532 when you're out there with the gorillas? 493 00:35:21,533 --> 00:35:23,611 I don't know. Just see how it goes. 494 00:35:23,612 --> 00:35:28,411 No-one's gonna be expecting a great speech from me anyway, are they? 495 00:35:28,412 --> 00:35:32,211 Everything's been said that can be said about a gorilla. 496 00:35:32,212 --> 00:35:35,572 Then why are we doing it? Just wanted to see one. 497 00:35:38,012 --> 00:35:41,191 How long's this trek? Three hours. 498 00:35:41,192 --> 00:35:44,632 You are kidding me. We're walking another three hours? 499 00:35:47,772 --> 00:35:52,812 I'm just hoping it's... you know... it's worth it. 500 00:36:02,152 --> 00:36:04,352 You can smell a gorilla's nest? 501 00:36:10,732 --> 00:36:14,491 Do you need to taste it to see how near they are? 502 00:36:14,492 --> 00:36:16,631 You can see it's fresh. The leaves are wet. 503 00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:19,292 Why are you jumping to stick your finger in it? 504 00:36:24,572 --> 00:36:27,531 We're not, though. We've been going for hours. 505 00:36:27,532 --> 00:36:32,252 We've got to walk the same route back. 506 00:36:34,212 --> 00:36:36,571 How long now, Dave? 507 00:36:36,572 --> 00:36:38,392 He said seven minutes. 508 00:36:47,612 --> 00:36:51,451 Is this how you imagined it? No. No, I didn't. 509 00:36:51,452 --> 00:36:53,312 I didn't... I'm not... 510 00:36:54,292 --> 00:36:56,511 Oh, fuckin' hell. 511 00:36:56,512 --> 00:36:58,811 Ah, you twat. 512 00:36:58,812 --> 00:37:01,112 Don't talk to me. Honestly. 513 00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:05,931 Look at this! A fucking triffid's got hold of me. 514 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,611 Oh, for fuck's sake. 515 00:37:08,612 --> 00:37:12,791 Me feet are hurting, me toes are being crushed, my socks are wet. 516 00:37:12,792 --> 00:37:15,732 I've got a headache coming on. 517 00:37:21,232 --> 00:37:25,052 Are you saying the gorillas are going back to where we started? 518 00:37:27,592 --> 00:37:30,331 This is why Dian Fossey stayed with them, isn't it? 519 00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:33,731 She did the trek and said bollocks to going back. 520 00:37:33,732 --> 00:37:35,132 It's easier to live with them. 521 00:37:40,072 --> 00:37:41,492 I've seen it. 522 00:37:47,752 --> 00:37:49,852 Wonderful? 523 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:52,412 Fuck me. 524 00:38:03,172 --> 00:38:05,572 I look like ET. 525 00:38:09,632 --> 00:38:13,531 That's a big one, isn't it? Shall we start off at a smaller one? 526 00:38:13,532 --> 00:38:16,052 It's bloody massive! 527 00:38:17,892 --> 00:38:19,852 How many gorillas are there in the world? 528 00:38:24,532 --> 00:38:28,611 700? That's nothing, that. 529 00:38:28,612 --> 00:38:32,591 You could put the world's gorillas on one flight. 530 00:38:32,592 --> 00:38:35,212 They'd take up more than one seat though. 531 00:38:36,792 --> 00:38:39,711 All right. If they had standing. 532 00:38:39,712 --> 00:38:43,871 If it wasn't taking off and there were no sort of rules. 533 00:38:43,872 --> 00:38:46,711 You could put some in business class. 534 00:38:46,712 --> 00:38:48,092 You could get them all on it. 535 00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:50,891 Which made me realise that is a bit of a problem. 536 00:38:50,892 --> 00:38:52,872 Not that is a problem. 537 00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:09,052 David, should I sit down? 538 00:39:16,252 --> 00:39:19,292 It was the gorillas thing today, wasn't it? 539 00:39:22,512 --> 00:39:24,572 Yeah, I saw a family of them. 540 00:39:29,252 --> 00:39:31,372 Bit of communication. 541 00:39:34,332 --> 00:39:36,411 Well no, not really. 542 00:39:36,412 --> 00:39:38,631 Got a right headache. 543 00:39:38,632 --> 00:39:40,352 Have I got mozzie bites on my head? 544 00:39:41,692 --> 00:39:45,431 Ten hours, it was, in total. To get there and back. 545 00:39:45,432 --> 00:39:48,431 Walking. In mud. Socks wet. 546 00:39:48,432 --> 00:39:50,971 Covered in shit. I got there. 547 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:54,491 They wanted me to give some quote as to how I was feeling. 548 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:56,531 I couldn't think of anything. 549 00:39:56,532 --> 00:39:59,571 They've got little ears. 550 00:39:59,572 --> 00:40:01,731 Long arms. 551 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,332 Short legs. 552 00:40:04,092 --> 00:40:06,332 Is this your speech? 553 00:40:14,952 --> 00:40:17,111 I think it's all to do with the accent. 554 00:40:17,112 --> 00:40:19,291 If Attenborough said that, if he went, 555 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:22,031 "They've got little ears," people would go, "Good." 556 00:40:22,032 --> 00:40:24,912 Because I'm northern, people go, "He sounds like a right dickhead." 557 00:40:26,972 --> 00:40:30,651 It's not easy, is it? I'm sat here with nettles up my arse 558 00:40:30,652 --> 00:40:33,691 trying to think of something worthy to say. 559 00:40:33,692 --> 00:40:37,031 I just think, at the end of the day... 560 00:40:37,032 --> 00:40:39,172 Don't say anything. 561 00:40:40,132 --> 00:40:42,811 You can say it best when you say nothing at all. 562 00:40:42,812 --> 00:40:44,731 Ronan Keating said that. 563 00:40:44,732 --> 00:40:49,551 Yeah, there you go. Let's take the words of Ronan Keating here. 564 00:40:49,552 --> 00:40:51,772 I say it best when I say nothing at all. 565 00:40:57,292 --> 00:41:00,172 I won't put my hands down cos there's shit everywhere. 566 00:41:03,492 --> 00:41:05,472 I know the trip was all about the gorillas 567 00:41:05,473 --> 00:41:09,851 but I reckon I've made a lot of difference in Africa. 568 00:41:09,852 --> 00:41:12,791 You sorted that thing out for me to build a hut. 569 00:41:12,792 --> 00:41:15,071 I've done that for them. 570 00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:19,211 I taught kids. I cooked for the king and his mates. 571 00:41:19,212 --> 00:41:22,652 I shifted that rhino. That's another charity act. 572 00:41:29,712 --> 00:41:33,111 That's what I was going to say though. 573 00:41:33,112 --> 00:41:35,871 Because I've been doing a lot of charity work 574 00:41:35,872 --> 00:41:38,611 I want to finish this trip by completing it. 575 00:41:38,612 --> 00:41:42,771 I'll pay the two and a half grand when I get back 576 00:41:42,772 --> 00:41:44,532 and that way it's part of... 577 00:41:46,652 --> 00:41:50,492 No, I want to. Honestly. I want to. 578 00:41:55,032 --> 00:41:58,492 I didn't do it. I didn't do the jump. I didn't do the jump. 579 00:42:00,252 --> 00:42:04,592 I didn't do it. I didn't do the jump. 580 00:42:17,372 --> 00:42:20,652 No but I got Luke the director to put my hat on... 581 00:42:22,812 --> 00:42:26,771 and do the jump but his hat came off so you can see he's not bald. 582 00:42:26,772 --> 00:42:28,812 So it didn't work. 583 00:42:39,252 --> 00:42:40,892 We can split the ?2,500, then.