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paper was light gold in medieval times

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oh no tobacco sugar

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oh no tobacco sugar
 

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oh no tobacco sugar
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that everything we thought we knew about

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that everything we thought we knew about
 

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that everything we thought we knew about
the world

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the world
 

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the world
might turn out to be completely wrong

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morning

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another lovely morning

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preparation preparation preparations

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preparation preparation preparations
 

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preparation preparation preparations
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me

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me
 

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me
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poor gloria

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poor gloria
 

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poor gloria
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doctor told her not to come in

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so how can i help you mrs collins

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so how can i help you mrs collins
 

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so how can i help you mrs collins
i want to separate from my husband

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i want to separate from my husband
 

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i want to separate from my husband
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as in
 

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as in
forever you know

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forever you know
 

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forever you know
divorce can be a very nasty business and

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divorce can be a very nasty business and
 

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divorce can be a very nasty business and
a touch expensive two lawyers

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a touch expensive two lawyers
 

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a touch expensive two lawyers
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you and your husband at each other's
 

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you and your husband at each other's
throats you sure you're prepared to go

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throats you sure you're prepared to go
 

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throats you sure you're prepared to go
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through that you haven't seen what he's
 

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through that you haven't seen what he's
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doing
 

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doing
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well i can offer a sort of mediation
 

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well i can offer a sort of mediation
service acting as a go-between as it

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service acting as a go-between as it
 

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service acting as a go-between as it
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were talking to both you and your
 

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were talking to both you and your
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husband
 

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husband
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could save you a lot of time and money
 

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could save you a lot of time and money
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if you came to some sort of
 

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if you came to some sort of
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amicable settlement well i don't care
 

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amicable settlement well i don't care
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either way
 

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either way
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well he's not the man i married

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i am trying to sleep up there gone 11.

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i am trying to sleep up there gone 11.
 

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i am trying to sleep up there gone 11.
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go home gloria you'll infect everyone

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go home gloria you'll infect everyone
 

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go home gloria you'll infect everyone
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if you want to leave strangers field
 

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if you want to leave strangers field
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from the council then i'll need to know
 

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from the council then i'll need to know
what you intend to use it for simple i

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what you intend to use it for simple i
 

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what you intend to use it for simple i
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want to put a winning horse out to stud
 

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want to put a winning horse out to stud
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on it
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my rent's chew and i'm a little short
 

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my rent's chew and i'm a little short
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this month
if i were to get this lease pushed

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if i were to get this lease pushed
 

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if i were to get this lease pushed
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the 315 at newmarket this saturday

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the 315 at newmarket this saturday
 

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the 315 at newmarket this saturday
keep it under your hat

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keep it under your hat
consider that beard lease mr griffiths

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consider that beard lease mr griffiths
 

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consider that beard lease mr griffiths
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hello
 

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hello
philip collins

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philip collins
 

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philip collins
you need to come all this way i could

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you need to come all this way i could
 

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you need to come all this way i could
have easily gone to your office yes but

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have easily gone to your office yes but
 

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have easily gone to your office yes but
we've been through all this and you're

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we've been through all this and you're
 

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we've been through all this and you're
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not leaving the house until you put on
 

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not leaving the house until you put on
some proper clothes i'm sorry this is a

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some proper clothes i'm sorry this is a
 

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some proper clothes i'm sorry this is a
christian deal

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christian deal
 

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christian deal
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oh for god's sake i can't stand any more
 

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oh for god's sake i can't stand any more
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mr collins peter kingdom

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and this is my sometime mute associate

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and this is my sometime mute associate
 

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and this is my sometime mute associate
lyle sorry hello how are you

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lyle sorry hello how are you
 

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lyle sorry hello how are you
doing please sit down

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doing please sit down
 

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doing please sit down
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no um if you're agreeable we're really
 

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no um if you're agreeable we're really
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here to mediate uh to come up with some
 

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here to mediate uh to come up with some
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sort of working arrangement uh
 

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sort of working arrangement uh
for your separation i'm sorry you're

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for your separation i'm sorry you're
 

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for your separation i'm sorry you're
wasting your time mr kingdom i don't

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wasting your time mr kingdom i don't
 

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wasting your time mr kingdom i don't
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want to separate
 

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want to separate
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you don't no
 

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you don't no
i adore brenda

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i adore brenda
 

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i adore brenda
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i couldn't live without her
 

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i couldn't live without her
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does the dress count as a material

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does the dress count as a material
 

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does the dress count as a material
witness in a case like this is that all

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witness in a case like this is that all
 

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witness in a case like this is that all
the inside you have to offer on this

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the inside you have to offer on this
 

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the inside you have to offer on this
case well i'm on her side he broke the

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case well i'm on her side he broke the
 

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case well i'm on her side he broke the
marriage boundaries got to go

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marriage boundaries got to go
 

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marriage boundaries got to go
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but he clearly still loves her
 

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but he clearly still loves her
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i love cream cakes but if i eat too many
 

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i love cream cakes but if i eat too many
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i would be sick yeah i think we're gonna
 

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i would be sick yeah i think we're gonna
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have to work on your analogies lyle that
 

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have to work on your analogies lyle that
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was very ordinary how would you say it
 

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was very ordinary how would you say it
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um well i love the sound of the sea but
 

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um well i love the sound of the sea but
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uh i also know that if it was up to my
 

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uh i also know that if it was up to my
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ears i'd probably be well on the way to
 

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ears i'd probably be well on the way to
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drowning
 

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drowning
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cream cakes is better shortened to the
 

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cream cakes is better shortened to the
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which is
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no sorry we don't deal with that sort of

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no sorry we don't deal with that sort of
 

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no sorry we don't deal with that sort of
thing bye

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thing bye
 

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thing bye
bloody phone never stops ringing

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bloody phone never stops ringing
 

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bloody phone never stops ringing
rudolph had to go home by the way oh did

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rudolph had to go home by the way oh did
 

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rudolph had to go home by the way oh did
she yeah she was spraying phlegm

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she yeah she was spraying phlegm
 

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she yeah she was spraying phlegm
everywhere yeah i'm not literally lyle

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everywhere yeah i'm not literally lyle
 

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everywhere yeah i'm not literally lyle
beatrice you don't know the first thing

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beatrice you don't know the first thing
 

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beatrice you don't know the first thing
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about working on reception of course i
 

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about working on reception of course i
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do it's a piece of cake
 

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do it's a piece of cake
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knk no sorry we don't deal with that

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knk no sorry we don't deal with that
 

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knk no sorry we don't deal with that
sort of thing bye

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sort of thing bye
 

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sort of thing bye
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piece of cake be where's mom beatrice

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piece of cake be where's mom beatrice
 

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piece of cake be where's mom beatrice
who was that on the phone she had to go

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who was that on the phone she had to go
 

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who was that on the phone she had to go
home i'm afraid anything i can help you

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home i'm afraid anything i can help you
 

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home i'm afraid anything i can help you
with darling i forgot my lunch money

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with darling i forgot my lunch money
 

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with darling i forgot my lunch money
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[\h__\h] the phone i'm sure we've got
 

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[\h__\h] the phone i'm sure we've got
some petty cash somewhere what'd you

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some petty cash somewhere what'd you
 

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some petty cash somewhere what'd you
fancy steak and chips chinese you name

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fancy steak and chips chinese you name
 

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fancy steak and chips chinese you name
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great
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okay kingdom and kingdom how may i help

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okay kingdom and kingdom how may i help
 

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okay kingdom and kingdom how may i help
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out mr griffiths well

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out mr griffiths well
 

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out mr griffiths well
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if it's about the paperwork on your
 

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if it's about the paperwork on your
field it's only been what two hours all

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field it's only been what two hours all
 

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field it's only been what two hours all
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the same
 

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the same
you'd better come and see this

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you'd better come and see this
 

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you'd better come and see this
[Music]

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[Music]
 

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[Music]
they have to go

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they have to go
 

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they have to go
not before you get the lease in the next

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not before you get the lease in the next
 

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not before you get the lease in the next
five minutes kingdom

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five minutes kingdom
 

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five minutes kingdom
right

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all yours lyle perfect opportunity to

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all yours lyle perfect opportunity to
 

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all yours lyle perfect opportunity to
practice your mediation skills

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[Music]

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[Music]
 

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[Music]
there we go

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hello there

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hello there
 

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hello there
[Music]

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281
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i know what you're thinking

282
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i know what you're thinking
 

283
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i know what you're thinking
you're trying to remember the last line

284
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you're trying to remember the last line
 

285
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you're trying to remember the last line
from some like at heart

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from some like at heart
 

287
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from some like at heart
how did you know and it's true

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how did you know and it's true
 

289
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how did you know and it's true
nobody's perfect

290
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nobody's perfect
 

291
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nobody's perfect
least of all him

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least of all him
 

293
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least of all him
um can we talk about how long this has

294
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um can we talk about how long this has
 

295
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um can we talk about how long this has
been going on

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been going on
 

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been going on
i've only just found out

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i've only just found out
 

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i've only just found out
there was a stocking in the laundry

300
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there was a stocking in the laundry
 

301
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there was a stocking in the laundry
i thought he was having an affair but

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i thought he was having an affair but
 

303
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i thought he was having an affair but
when i confronted him with it he

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when i confronted him with it he
 

305
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when i confronted him with it he
produced the matching stocking

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produced the matching stocking
 

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produced the matching stocking
and then some lingerie

308
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and then some lingerie
 

309
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and then some lingerie
and then a couple of dresses

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and then a couple of dresses
 

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and then a couple of dresses
all in his size

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all in his size
 

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all in his size
it's like being hit by a truck

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it's like being hit by a truck
 

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it's like being hit by a truck
did he say

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did he say
 

317
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did he say
why he felt the need to do this he's a

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why he felt the need to do this he's a
 

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why he felt the need to do this he's a
pervert

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pervert
 

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pervert
that says it all

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that says it all
 

323
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that says it all
yeah but there are

324
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yeah but there are
 

325
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yeah but there are
degrees of perversion

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degrees of perversion
 

327
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degrees of perversion
we've been together for 14 years and he

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we've been together for 14 years and he
 

329
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we've been together for 14 years and he
goes and does something like this

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goes and does something like this
 

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goes and does something like this
it's a sickness

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it's a sickness
 

333
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it's a sickness
and i don't want anything else to do

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and i don't want anything else to do
 

335
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and i don't want anything else to do
with him

336
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with him
 

337
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with him
keep still

338
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keep still
 

339
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keep still
that'll teach you to walk up to a man

340
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that'll teach you to walk up to a man
 

341
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that'll teach you to walk up to a man
cutting logs well i didn't know what

342
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cutting logs well i didn't know what
 

343
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cutting logs well i didn't know what
chunk was gonna fly off and hit me

344
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chunk was gonna fly off and hit me
 

345
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chunk was gonna fly off and hit me
shouldn't you be answering that they'll

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shouldn't you be answering that they'll
 

347
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shouldn't you be answering that they'll
call back if it's important

348
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call back if it's important
 

349
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call back if it's important
so

350
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so
 

351
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so
how are you gonna get the romans to move

352
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how are you gonna get the romans to move
 

353
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how are you gonna get the romans to move
along

354
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along
 

355
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along
you haven't seen them they're all right

356
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you haven't seen them they're all right
 

357
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you haven't seen them they're all right
really

358
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really
 

359
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really
griffith just hates them

360
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griffith just hates them
 

361
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griffith just hates them
i'm afraid your wife is adamant that you

362
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i'm afraid your wife is adamant that you
 

363
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i'm afraid your wife is adamant that you
should divorce

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should divorce
 

365
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should divorce
i need you to persuade her it doesn't

366
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i need you to persuade her it doesn't
 

367
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i need you to persuade her it doesn't
have to be that way

368
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have to be that way
 

369
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have to be that way
well

370
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well
 

371
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well
even if i were to attempt that i have to

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even if i were to attempt that i have to
 

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even if i were to attempt that i have to
be in full possession of all the facts

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be in full possession of all the facts
 

375
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be in full possession of all the facts
fine

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fine
 

377
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fine
okay um

378
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okay um
 

379
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okay um
when did you start

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when did you start
 

381
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when did you start
dressing as a woman

382
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dressing as a woman
 

383
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dressing as a woman
about a year ago

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about a year ago
 

385
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about a year ago
and not as a woman like a woman there's

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and not as a woman like a woman there's
 

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and not as a woman like a woman there's
a big difference

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a big difference
 

389
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a big difference
i'm a man have philip collins you know

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i'm a man have philip collins you know
 

391
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i'm a man have philip collins you know
with all the heterosexual desires of

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with all the heterosexual desires of
 

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with all the heterosexual desires of
most other blokes

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most other blokes
 

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most other blokes
so

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so
 

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so
why do you do it well i prefer women's

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why do you do it well i prefer women's
 

399
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why do you do it well i prefer women's
clothes as simple as that

400
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clothes as simple as that
 

401
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clothes as simple as that
if i went to a therapist actually they

402
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if i went to a therapist actually they
 

403
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if i went to a therapist actually they
say i

404
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say i
 

405
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say i
i feel liberated or you know at home

406
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i feel liberated or you know at home
 

407
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i feel liberated or you know at home
with myself or some such

408
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with myself or some such
 

409
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with myself or some such
i just feel happier

410
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i just feel happier
 

411
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i just feel happier
see up until last year our marriage had

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see up until last year our marriage had
 

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see up until last year our marriage had
become a bit

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415
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i thought i'd toy around a bit

416
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i thought i'd toy around a bit
 

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i thought i'd toy around a bit
and the moment i secretly tried on this

418
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and the moment i secretly tried on this
 

419
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and the moment i secretly tried on this
silk

420
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silk
 

421
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silk
young

422
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young
 

423
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young
basque i

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basque i
 

425
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basque i
we

426
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we
 

427
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we
became again

428
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became again
 

429
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became again
like lovers in the first flush you know

430
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like lovers in the first flush you know
 

431
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like lovers in the first flush you know
it's fantastic

432
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it's fantastic
 

433
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it's fantastic
is that what

434
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is that what
 

435
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is that what
gave you the confidence to confess if

436
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gave you the confidence to confess if
 

437
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gave you the confidence to confess if
confesses the word um

438
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confesses the word um
 

439
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confesses the word um
your particular

440
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your particular
 

441
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your particular
idiosyncrasies yeah yeah i'd say so

442
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idiosyncrasies yeah yeah i'd say so
 

443
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idiosyncrasies yeah yeah i'd say so
yeah i thought naively as it turned out

444
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yeah i thought naively as it turned out
 

445
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yeah i thought naively as it turned out
that brenda would understand

446
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that brenda would understand
 

447
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that brenda would understand
because she's my soulmate mr kingdom

448
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because she's my soulmate mr kingdom
 

449
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because she's my soulmate mr kingdom
to lose home

450
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to lose home
 

451
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to lose home
just

452
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just
 

453
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just
break me in half

454
00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:08,480

 

455
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ladies and gentlemen

456
00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:21,640

 

457
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,430

[Applause]

458
00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:23,440
[Applause]
 

459
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,310
[Applause]
and he's the fastest have you farted

460
00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:26,320
and he's the fastest have you farted
 

461
00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,630
and he's the fastest have you farted
oh it's you hello

462
00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:28,640
oh it's you hello
 

463
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,590
oh it's you hello
i i had a horse once

464
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i i had a horse once
 

465
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,190
i i had a horse once
lovely

466
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lovely
 

467
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:43,910
lovely
shouldn't you be at work

468
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469
00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:48,550

anyway as you can see mrs um

470
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471
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,150

as you can see we are a trifle short

472
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:50,160
as you can see we are a trifle short
 

473
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,670
as you can see we are a trifle short
staffed here so um

474
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staffed here so um
 

475
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:58,829
staffed here so um
if you could possibly come back on

476
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477
00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:05,430

beatrice anyone

478
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:05,440

 

479
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,509

hello mr kingdom i heard you call and

480
00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:07,519
hello mr kingdom i heard you call and
 

481
00:11:07,519 --> 00:11:13,540
hello mr kingdom i heard you call and
here i be now how can i help

482
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:13,550

 

483
00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:24,150

[Music]

484
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:24,160

 

485
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:31,990

50 pound on market mischief to win

486
00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:32,000

 

487
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:51,269

lunch

488
00:11:51,269 --> 00:11:51,279

 

489
00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:53,030

going to be fun working together i'm

490
00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:53,040
going to be fun working together i'm
 

491
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,910
going to be fun working together i'm
trying to see mr kingdom on just hit you

492
00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:55,920
trying to see mr kingdom on just hit you
 

493
00:11:55,920 --> 00:12:00,790
trying to see mr kingdom on just hit you
right let's run up

494
00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:00,800

 

495
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,470

see i'm looking for something anything

496
00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:02,480
see i'm looking for something anything
 

497
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,790
see i'm looking for something anything
which has caused irreconcilable marital

498
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:04,800
which has caused irreconcilable marital
 

499
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,550
which has caused irreconcilable marital
frustration

500
00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:06,560
frustration
 

501
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,590
frustration
philip told me you've rowed a lot

502
00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:09,600
philip told me you've rowed a lot
 

503
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,670
philip told me you've rowed a lot
we did

504
00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:11,680
we did
 

505
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,509
we did
things changed when i went into business

506
00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:13,519
things changed when i went into business
 

507
00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:14,949
things changed when i went into business
on my own

508
00:12:14,949 --> 00:12:14,959
on my own
 

509
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,710
on my own
it can be long hours

510
00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:16,720
it can be long hours
 

511
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,150
it can be long hours
and i spend a lot of weekends at

512
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:18,160
and i spend a lot of weekends at
 

513
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,829
and i spend a lot of weekends at
auctions or car boot sales

514
00:12:21,829 --> 00:12:21,839
auctions or car boot sales
 

515
00:12:21,839 --> 00:12:25,190
auctions or car boot sales
it's amazing what you can find yes

516
00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:25,200
it's amazing what you can find yes
 

517
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,030
it's amazing what you can find yes
everything but your husband i should

518
00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:27,040
everything but your husband i should
 

519
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,870
everything but your husband i should
imagine

520
00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:28,880
imagine
 

521
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,190
imagine
you're not trying to blame me i hope

522
00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:31,200
you're not trying to blame me i hope
 

523
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,389
you're not trying to blame me i hope
for what

524
00:12:32,389 --> 00:12:32,399
for what
 

525
00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:34,230
for what
for making a success of myself i'm not

526
00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:34,240
for making a success of myself i'm not
 

527
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,790
for making a success of myself i'm not
blaming anyone mrs collins but

528
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:36,800
blaming anyone mrs collins but
 

529
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,470
blaming anyone mrs collins but
the fact is you were both prepared to

530
00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:38,480
the fact is you were both prepared to
 

531
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,110
the fact is you were both prepared to
weather those rows because deep down you

532
00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:41,120
weather those rows because deep down you
 

533
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,150
weather those rows because deep down you
must

534
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:42,160
must
 

535
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,629
must
feel very strongly for each other maybe

536
00:12:44,629 --> 00:12:44,639
feel very strongly for each other maybe
 

537
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,269
feel very strongly for each other maybe
once

538
00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:47,279

 

539
00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:49,350

philip tells me that last year was a

540
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:49,360
philip tells me that last year was a
 

541
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:57,750
philip tells me that last year was a
huge improvement hmm it's like old times

542
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:57,760

 

543
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,910

my problem is this mrs collins as it

544
00:12:59,910 --> 00:12:59,920
my problem is this mrs collins as it
 

545
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,150
my problem is this mrs collins as it
stands your husband's behavior doesn't

546
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:02,160
stands your husband's behavior doesn't
 

547
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,230
stands your husband's behavior doesn't
amount to reasonable grounds for divorce

548
00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:04,240
amount to reasonable grounds for divorce
 

549
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,590
amount to reasonable grounds for divorce
oh well

550
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:05,600
oh well
 

551
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,470
oh well
not to you maybe i have to prove

552
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:08,480
not to you maybe i have to prove
 

553
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,710
not to you maybe i have to prove
unreasonable conduct

554
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:10,720
unreasonable conduct
 

555
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,509
unreasonable conduct
so far everything he's done he's done in

556
00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:13,519
so far everything he's done he's done in
 

557
00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:15,670
so far everything he's done he's done in
the confines of his own home and it

558
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:15,680
the confines of his own home and it
 

559
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,550
the confines of his own home and it
hasn't directly impaired your marriage

560
00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:18,560
hasn't directly impaired your marriage
 

561
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,710
hasn't directly impaired your marriage
it's not like he's an alcoholic or a

562
00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:20,720
it's not like he's an alcoholic or a
 

563
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,670
it's not like he's an alcoholic or a
wife beater or he's run up secret debts

564
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:23,680
wife beater or he's run up secret debts
 

565
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,150
wife beater or he's run up secret debts
or developed a gambling habit or been

566
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:26,160
or developed a gambling habit or been
 

567
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,710
or developed a gambling habit or been
constantly unfaithful of course he's

568
00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:28,720
constantly unfaithful of course he's
 

569
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,629
constantly unfaithful of course he's
been unfaithful he's left me for another

570
00:13:30,629 --> 00:13:30,639
been unfaithful he's left me for another
 

571
00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:31,829
been unfaithful he's left me for another
woman

572
00:13:31,829 --> 00:13:31,839
woman
 

573
00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:33,269
woman
yes um

574
00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:33,279
yes um
 

575
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,190
yes um
unfortunately that other woman was

576
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:35,200
unfortunately that other woman was
 

577
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,990
unfortunately that other woman was
himself

578
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:40,000

 

579
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,350

kingdom and kingdom would you hold the

580
00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:41,360
kingdom and kingdom would you hold the
 

581
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,590
kingdom and kingdom would you hold the
line please okay so that's next tuesday

582
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:43,600
line please okay so that's next tuesday
 

583
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,910
line please okay so that's next tuesday
at 11 30. right you have a nice day now

584
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:45,920
at 11 30. right you have a nice day now
 

585
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,030
at 11 30. right you have a nice day now
bye-bye

586
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:47,040
bye-bye
 

587
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,509
bye-bye
hello sir how can i help absolutely sir

588
00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:49,519
hello sir how can i help absolutely sir
 

589
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:51,269
hello sir how can i help absolutely sir
we'll be only too happy to assist you in

590
00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:51,279
we'll be only too happy to assist you in
 

591
00:13:51,279 --> 00:13:53,750
we'll be only too happy to assist you in
any way we can i got off you next friday

592
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:53,760
any way we can i got off you next friday
 

593
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,069
any way we can i got off you next friday
at 4 30 how's that good lovely look

594
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:56,079
at 4 30 how's that good lovely look
 

595
00:13:56,079 --> 00:13:58,310
at 4 30 how's that good lovely look
forward to seeing you then goodbye now

596
00:13:58,310 --> 00:13:58,320
forward to seeing you then goodbye now
 

597
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,269
forward to seeing you then goodbye now
wow

598
00:13:59,269 --> 00:13:59,279
wow
 

599
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:00,870
wow
gloria can do it

600
00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:00,880
gloria can do it
 

601
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,710
gloria can do it
so can i

602
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:02,720
so can i
 

603
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,550
so can i
and what's his story

604
00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:04,560
and what's his story
 

605
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,710
and what's his story
worn out from helping pauline

606
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:08,720

 

607
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,389

smelly man

608
00:14:10,389 --> 00:14:10,399
smelly man
 

609
00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:11,750
smelly man
is peter around

610
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:11,760
is peter around
 

611
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,470
is peter around
no

612
00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:12,480
no
 

613
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:19,110
no
but there is someone here to see you

614
00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:19,120

 

615
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,949

hello leo

616
00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:20,959
hello leo
 

617
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,949
hello leo
how'd you make it

618
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:22,959
how'd you make it
 

619
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,430
how'd you make it
you have work for us

620
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:25,440
you have work for us
 

621
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,030
you have work for us
i'm surprised you still gotta practice

622
00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:27,040
i'm surprised you still gotta practice
 

623
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,269
i'm surprised you still gotta practice
letting her run things well not that it

624
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:29,279
letting her run things well not that it
 

625
00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:30,949
letting her run things well not that it
wasn't a very selfless gesture on

626
00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:30,959
wasn't a very selfless gesture on
 

627
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:32,790
wasn't a very selfless gesture on
beatrice's part to lend a hand i must

628
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:32,800
beatrice's part to lend a hand i must
 

629
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,710
beatrice's part to lend a hand i must
say i can't wait for you to get better

630
00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:34,720
say i can't wait for you to get better
 

631
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,629
say i can't wait for you to get better
very soon

632
00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:36,639
very soon
 

633
00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:39,030
very soon
i'll try my best thank you if you need

634
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:39,040
i'll try my best thank you if you need
 

635
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,389
i'll try my best thank you if you need
me you know where i am

636
00:14:40,389 --> 00:14:40,399
me you know where i am
 

637
00:14:40,399 --> 00:14:42,069
me you know where i am
i was hoping you'd keep the heart scott

638
00:14:42,069 --> 00:14:42,079
i was hoping you'd keep the heart scott
 

639
00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:44,069
i was hoping you'd keep the heart scott
for me i'm rest assured i should watch

640
00:14:44,069 --> 00:14:44,079
for me i'm rest assured i should watch
 

641
00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:46,069
for me i'm rest assured i should watch
him like a hawk

642
00:14:46,069 --> 00:14:46,079
him like a hawk
 

643
00:14:46,079 --> 00:14:47,910
him like a hawk
so that's a pound on market mischief at

644
00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:47,920
so that's a pound on market mischief at
 

645
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,829
so that's a pound on market mischief at
five to one are you sure you don't want

646
00:14:49,829 --> 00:14:49,839
five to one are you sure you don't want
 

647
00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:51,509
five to one are you sure you don't want
to put any more on because he's bound to

648
00:14:51,509 --> 00:14:51,519
to put any more on because he's bound to
 

649
00:14:51,519 --> 00:14:52,629
to put any more on because he's bound to
win

650
00:14:52,629 --> 00:14:52,639
win
 

651
00:14:52,639 --> 00:15:02,470
win
that's what i like to see a gambling man

652
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:02,480

 

653
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,550

i can assure you mr griffiths i am doing

654
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:04,560
i can assure you mr griffiths i am doing
 

655
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,910
i can assure you mr griffiths i am doing
everything i can to get them out of that

656
00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:05,920
everything i can to get them out of that
 

657
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,790
everything i can to get them out of that
field i want the scum moved along and if

658
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:08,800
field i want the scum moved along and if
 

659
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,590
field i want the scum moved along and if
you don't do it i will now get on to it

660
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:11,600
you don't do it i will now get on to it
 

661
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,030
you don't do it i will now get on to it
and don't forget

662
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:13,040
and don't forget
 

663
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,509
and don't forget
i gave you that tip in the strictest of

664
00:15:15,509 --> 00:15:15,519
i gave you that tip in the strictest of
 

665
00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:16,550
i gave you that tip in the strictest of
faith

666
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:16,560
faith
 

667
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,710
faith
they will move when you get that lease

668
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:18,720
they will move when you get that lease
 

669
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,949
they will move when you get that lease
these people are very reasonable in fact

670
00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:20,959
these people are very reasonable in fact
 

671
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,430
these people are very reasonable in fact
i'm negotiating with them right now

672
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:23,440
i'm negotiating with them right now
 

673
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,829
i'm negotiating with them right now
and trust me i am acting the very best

674
00:15:25,829 --> 00:15:25,839
and trust me i am acting the very best
 

675
00:15:25,839 --> 00:15:29,509
and trust me i am acting the very best
of faith mr griffiths

676
00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:29,519

 

677
00:15:29,519 --> 00:15:45,610

all right lads

678
00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:45,620

 

679
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:50,389

[Music]

680
00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:50,399

 

681
00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:52,389

right thank you mr snell i can manage

682
00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:52,399
right thank you mr snell i can manage
 

683
00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:55,269
right thank you mr snell i can manage
now

684
00:15:55,269 --> 00:15:55,279
now
 

685
00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:56,550
now
oh

686
00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:56,560
oh
 

687
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,710
oh
lyle question for you

688
00:15:58,710 --> 00:15:58,720
lyle question for you
 

689
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,110
lyle question for you
mrs collins loves mr collins and vice

690
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:01,120
mrs collins loves mr collins and vice
 

691
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,590
mrs collins loves mr collins and vice
versa so how do we get them together

692
00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:03,600
versa so how do we get them together
 

693
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,030
versa so how do we get them together
i'm afraid you can't have your cake and

694
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:05,040
i'm afraid you can't have your cake and
 

695
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,030
i'm afraid you can't have your cake and
eat it that would be your cream cake

696
00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:07,040
eat it that would be your cream cake
 

697
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,550
eat it that would be your cream cake
guys please yeah

698
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:08,560
guys please yeah
 

699
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,749
guys please yeah
no he can't do the dress thing and

700
00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:09,759
no he can't do the dress thing and
 

701
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:11,430
no he can't do the dress thing and
expect to keep her well it makes him

702
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:11,440
expect to keep her well it makes him
 

703
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,509
expect to keep her well it makes him
happy and it saved their marriage no

704
00:16:13,509 --> 00:16:13,519
happy and it saved their marriage no
 

705
00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:16,230
happy and it saved their marriage no
hasn't so what killed it off oh if he

706
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:16,240
hasn't so what killed it off oh if he
 

707
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,389
hasn't so what killed it off oh if he
stopped dressing up they'd be back to

708
00:16:18,389 --> 00:16:18,399
stopped dressing up they'd be back to
 

709
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:21,030
stopped dressing up they'd be back to
terrible rows and an awful marriage

710
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:21,040
terrible rows and an awful marriage
 

711
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,470
terrible rows and an awful marriage
catch 23 then

712
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:22,480
catch 23 then
 

713
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,870
catch 23 then
22.

714
00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:24,880
22.
 

715
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,629
22.
inflation all right we've got to move

716
00:16:26,629 --> 00:16:26,639
inflation all right we've got to move
 

717
00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:28,389
inflation all right we've got to move
for the times pk

718
00:16:28,389 --> 00:16:28,399
for the times pk
 

719
00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:29,829
for the times pk
talking of which i think we should take

720
00:16:29,829 --> 00:16:29,839
talking of which i think we should take
 

721
00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:31,350
talking of which i think we should take
the money and run

722
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:31,360
the money and run
 

723
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,110
the money and run
sounds cruel but the only way they can

724
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:33,120
sounds cruel but the only way they can
 

725
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,230
sounds cruel but the only way they can
be together is by being apart although

726
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:36,240
be together is by being apart although
 

727
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,749
be together is by being apart although
what you've just said makes virtually no

728
00:16:37,749 --> 00:16:37,759
what you've just said makes virtually no
 

729
00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:39,350
what you've just said makes virtually no
sense whatsoever i am for some reason

730
00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:39,360
sense whatsoever i am for some reason
 

731
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,030
sense whatsoever i am for some reason
inclined to agree with it they'll call

732
00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:41,040
inclined to agree with it they'll call
 

733
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,790
inclined to agree with it they'll call
me pk again and i'll pull your pancreas

734
00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:42,800
me pk again and i'll pull your pancreas
 

735
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,870
me pk again and i'll pull your pancreas
out with a pair of pliers

736
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:44,880
out with a pair of pliers
 

737
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:56,870
out with a pair of pliers
[Music]

738
00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:56,880

 

739
00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:06,450

so

740
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:06,460

 

741
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:15,270

[Music]

742
00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:15,280

 

743
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,819

no

744
00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:16,829
no
 

745
00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:20,230
no
[Music]

746
00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:20,240
[Music]
 

747
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,909
[Music]
peter

748
00:17:21,909 --> 00:17:21,919
peter
 

749
00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:22,789
peter
oh

750
00:17:22,789 --> 00:17:22,799
oh
 

751
00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:24,870
oh
sorry i didn't mean to make you jump

752
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:24,880
sorry i didn't mean to make you jump
 

753
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,309
sorry i didn't mean to make you jump
no that's fine just gave me a fright

754
00:17:26,309 --> 00:17:26,319
no that's fine just gave me a fright
 

755
00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,590
no that's fine just gave me a fright
that's all

756
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:27,600
that's all
 

757
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,789
that's all
what's this

758
00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:28,799
what's this
 

759
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,789
what's this
who's christopher waller

760
00:17:30,789 --> 00:17:30,799
who's christopher waller
 

761
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,870
who's christopher waller
uh why simon's photo on this bloke's

762
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:32,880
uh why simon's photo on this bloke's
 

763
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,909
uh why simon's photo on this bloke's
license

764
00:17:33,909 --> 00:17:33,919
license
 

765
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,909
license
um speak properly please you're not at

766
00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:35,919
um speak properly please you're not at
 

767
00:17:35,919 --> 00:17:37,270
um speak properly please you're not at
the dentist

768
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:37,280
the dentist
 

769
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,270
the dentist
it's um

770
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:39,280
it's um
 

771
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,470
it's um
nothing

772
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:40,480
nothing
 

773
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,830
nothing
that's not very good lawyer speakers

774
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:41,840
that's not very good lawyer speakers
 

775
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,950
that's not very good lawyer speakers
it's sorry your honor it's nothing it's

776
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:44,960
it's sorry your honor it's nothing it's
 

777
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,029
it's sorry your honor it's nothing it's
just something i found among simon's

778
00:17:47,029 --> 00:17:47,039
just something i found among simon's
 

779
00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:49,909
just something i found among simon's
effects and

780
00:17:49,909 --> 00:17:49,919

 

781
00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:51,990

that's all oh come on pete you would

782
00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:52,000
that's all oh come on pete you would
 

783
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,350
that's all oh come on pete you would
have looked into it immediately what was

784
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:53,360
have looked into it immediately what was
 

785
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,549
have looked into it immediately what was
simon up to

786
00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:54,559
simon up to
 

787
00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:56,710
simon up to
i really don't know and i really know

788
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:56,720
i really don't know and i really know
 

789
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,950
i really don't know and i really know
when you're lying honestly i have no

790
00:17:58,950 --> 00:17:58,960
when you're lying honestly i have no
 

791
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,750
when you're lying honestly i have no
idea okay so what's that black car been

792
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:01,760
idea okay so what's that black car been
 

793
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,350
idea okay so what's that black car been
doing parked outside for the last few

794
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:03,360
doing parked outside for the last few
 

795
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,549
doing parked outside for the last few
days

796
00:18:04,549 --> 00:18:04,559
days
 

797
00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:06,950
days
what black car oh you really aren't bad

798
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:06,960
what black car oh you really aren't bad
 

799
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,549
what black car oh you really aren't bad
at this i really don't know what you

800
00:18:08,549 --> 00:18:08,559
at this i really don't know what you
 

801
00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:20,630
at this i really don't know what you
mean by a black car that black car

802
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:20,640

 

803
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,070

you were saying

804
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:24,080

 

805
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,430

if it's bad

806
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:25,440
if it's bad
 

807
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,789
if it's bad
you need me

808
00:18:26,789 --> 00:18:26,799
you need me
 

809
00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:28,710
you need me
if you're in trouble i'm there for you

810
00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:28,720
if you're in trouble i'm there for you
 

811
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,390
if you're in trouble i'm there for you
back to back shoulder to shoulder

812
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:30,400
back to back shoulder to shoulder
 

813
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,270
back to back shoulder to shoulder
there's no one better than me

814
00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:33,280
there's no one better than me
 

815
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,710
there's no one better than me
thank you

816
00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:34,720
thank you
 

817
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,990
thank you
but actually

818
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:36,000
but actually
 

819
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,070
but actually
everything's fine

820
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:38,080
everything's fine
 

821
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:46,450
everything's fine
you know where i am

822
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:46,460

 

823
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:52,390

[Music]

824
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:52,400

 

825
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:58,920

there's

826
00:18:58,920 --> 00:18:58,930

 

827
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:09,430

[Music]

828
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:09,440

 

829
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,870

i had a feeling you might try something

830
00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:10,880
i had a feeling you might try something
 

831
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,110
i had a feeling you might try something
like this now until the council released

832
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:13,120
like this now until the council released
 

833
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,549
like this now until the council released
the field to you these people are

834
00:19:14,549 --> 00:19:14,559
the field to you these people are
 

835
00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:16,630
the field to you these people are
allowed to stay here

836
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:16,640
allowed to stay here
 

837
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,990
allowed to stay here
people

838
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,000
people
 

839
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,990
people
i think you're exaggerating young man

840
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:20,000
i think you're exaggerating young man
 

841
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,430
i think you're exaggerating young man
they're not people

842
00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:21,440
they're not people
 

843
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,950
they're not people
they're good for nothing scavengers

844
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:24,960
they're good for nothing scavengers
 

845
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,470
they're good for nothing scavengers
well thank you for that

846
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:26,480
well thank you for that
 

847
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,549
well thank you for that
i feel very enlightened now

848
00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:28,559
i feel very enlightened now
 

849
00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:31,510
i feel very enlightened now
bones to the type of person that you are

850
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:31,520
bones to the type of person that you are
 

851
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,789
bones to the type of person that you are
so if you'd all like to turn around and

852
00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:32,799
so if you'd all like to turn around and
 

853
00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:34,630
so if you'd all like to turn around and
go home i'll let you know when you can

854
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:34,640
go home i'll let you know when you can
 

855
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:39,240
go home i'll let you know when you can
have your field get out of here

856
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:39,250

 

857
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,830

[Music]

858
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:41,840
[Music]
 

859
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:47,110
[Music]
and one more thing mr griffiths

860
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:47,120

 

861
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,390

you can't put your horse out to stud

862
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:48,400
you can't put your horse out to stud
 

863
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,990
you can't put your horse out to stud
until after the race

864
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:50,000
until after the race
 

865
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,110
until after the race
so what does it matter if these people

866
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:51,120
so what does it matter if these people
 

867
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,950
so what does it matter if these people
are here or not

868
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:52,960
are here or not
 

869
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,870
are here or not
just wait till they've cut your throat

870
00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:54,880
just wait till they've cut your throat
 

871
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,950
just wait till they've cut your throat
and robbed you blind

872
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:56,960
and robbed you blind
 

873
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,900
and robbed you blind
then you'll see

874
00:19:58,900 --> 00:19:58,910
then you'll see
 

875
00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:11,450
then you'll see
[Music]

876
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:11,460

 

877
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:18,950

[Music]

878
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:18,960

 

879
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,270

i don't like him well that's nothing all

880
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:21,280
i don't like him well that's nothing all
 

881
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,070
i don't like him well that's nothing all
that

882
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:22,080
that
 

883
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,590
that
he's a racist

884
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:23,600
he's a racist
 

885
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,430
he's a racist
well he may well be but

886
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:25,440
well he may well be but
 

887
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,750
well he may well be but
we don't discriminate against

888
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:27,760
we don't discriminate against
 

889
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,750
we don't discriminate against
people who discriminate us from what we

890
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:29,760
people who discriminate us from what we
 

891
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,190
people who discriminate us from what we
do here

892
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:33,200

 

893
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:37,110

christopher

894
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:37,120

 

895
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,149

beatrice

896
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:38,159
beatrice
 

897
00:20:38,159 --> 00:20:39,990
beatrice
i need a favor

898
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:40,000
i need a favor
 

899
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,590
i need a favor
i want you to put this on at the bookies

900
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:41,600
i want you to put this on at the bookies
 

901
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,029
i want you to put this on at the bookies
for me i'm too young

902
00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:45,039
for me i'm too young
 

903
00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:47,190
for me i'm too young
blimey scott where'd you get all that

904
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:47,200
blimey scott where'd you get all that
 

905
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,630
blimey scott where'd you get all that
i've been writing a book on market

906
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:48,640
i've been writing a book on market
 

907
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,430
i've been writing a book on market
mischief it's a no-lose situation i've

908
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:51,440
mischief it's a no-lose situation i've
 

909
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,590
mischief it's a no-lose situation i've
taken bets at five to one but the odds

910
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:53,600
taken bets at five to one but the odds
 

911
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,270
taken bets at five to one but the odds
of the bookies are nine to one so when

912
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:55,280
of the bookies are nine to one so when
 

913
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,590
of the bookies are nine to one so when
he wins i pay all my mates and still get

914
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:57,600
he wins i pay all my mates and still get
 

915
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,270
he wins i pay all my mates and still get
almost double the profit if the horse

916
00:20:59,270 --> 00:20:59,280
almost double the profit if the horse
 

917
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,390
almost double the profit if the horse
wins you've seen him he can't lose

918
00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:02,400
wins you've seen him he can't lose
 

919
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,390
wins you've seen him he can't lose
so what'd you say i can cut you in for a

920
00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:04,400
so what'd you say i can cut you in for a
 

921
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,390
so what'd you say i can cut you in for a
percentage i presume your mother doesn't

922
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:06,400
percentage i presume your mother doesn't
 

923
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,789
percentage i presume your mother doesn't
know about this you kidding she'd kill

924
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:08,799
know about this you kidding she'd kill
 

925
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:09,669
know about this you kidding she'd kill
me

926
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:09,679
me
 

927
00:21:09,679 --> 00:21:11,669
me
come on let's go uh i need to man the

928
00:21:11,669 --> 00:21:11,679
come on let's go uh i need to man the
 

929
00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:14,390
come on let's go uh i need to man the
phones right now scott but hey leave it

930
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:14,400
phones right now scott but hey leave it
 

931
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,630
phones right now scott but hey leave it
with me

932
00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:16,640
with me
 

933
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,789
with me
they you're beautiful

934
00:21:18,789 --> 00:21:18,799
they you're beautiful
 

935
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,470
they you're beautiful
not that i fancy you

936
00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:20,480
not that i fancy you
 

937
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,830
not that i fancy you
i mean i couldn't

938
00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:21,840
i mean i couldn't
 

939
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,669
i mean i couldn't
even though you are good looking

940
00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:23,679
even though you are good looking
 

941
00:21:23,679 --> 00:21:28,870
even though you are good looking
you're way too old for me

942
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:28,880

 

943
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,590

i'm sorry to say that all my mediation

944
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:31,600
i'm sorry to say that all my mediation
 

945
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,830
i'm sorry to say that all my mediation
has come to naught mr collins oh let me

946
00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:33,840
has come to naught mr collins oh let me
 

947
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,669
has come to naught mr collins oh let me
speak to her oh i really don't think

948
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:35,679
speak to her oh i really don't think
 

949
00:21:35,679 --> 00:21:36,950
speak to her oh i really don't think
that would work

950
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:36,960
that would work
 

951
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,350
that would work
brenda seems unequivocal in her desire

952
00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:39,360
brenda seems unequivocal in her desire
 

953
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,870
brenda seems unequivocal in her desire
to divorce you

954
00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:40,880
to divorce you
 

955
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,750
to divorce you
i mean

956
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:41,760
i mean
 

957
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,110
i mean
i suppose i could

958
00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:43,120
i suppose i could
 

959
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,190
i suppose i could
try and string it out you know tell her

960
00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:45,200
try and string it out you know tell her
 

961
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,630
try and string it out you know tell her
that there are no reasonable grounds and

962
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:46,640
that there are no reasonable grounds and
 

963
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,149
that there are no reasonable grounds and
so on but

964
00:21:48,149 --> 00:21:48,159
so on but
 

965
00:21:48,159 --> 00:21:49,909
so on but
ultimately you'd just end up spending

966
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:49,919
ultimately you'd just end up spending
 

967
00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:51,750
ultimately you'd just end up spending
more and more money and what i'm sure is

968
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:51,760
more and more money and what i'm sure is
 

969
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,789
more and more money and what i'm sure is
a futile quest but i love her

970
00:21:54,789 --> 00:21:54,799
a futile quest but i love her
 

971
00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:58,630
a futile quest but i love her
i'm truly sorry

972
00:21:58,630 --> 00:21:58,640

 

973
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,669

all right i'm not going to stand in her

974
00:21:59,669 --> 00:21:59,679
all right i'm not going to stand in her
 

975
00:21:59,679 --> 00:22:01,110
all right i'm not going to stand in her
way

976
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:01,120
way
 

977
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,549
way
she can have whatever she wants you know

978
00:22:02,549 --> 00:22:02,559
she can have whatever she wants you know
 

979
00:22:02,559 --> 00:22:06,549
she can have whatever she wants you know
the business and the car everything

980
00:22:06,549 --> 00:22:06,559

 

981
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:13,669

that's the least i can do for

982
00:22:13,669 --> 00:22:13,679

 

983
00:22:13,679 --> 00:22:28,390

so

984
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:28,400

 

985
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,750

good god

986
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:29,760
good god
 

987
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,110
good god
how did you get

988
00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:31,120
how did you get
 

989
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,710
how did you get
what are you doing here if you keep

990
00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:32,720
what are you doing here if you keep
 

991
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,190
what are you doing here if you keep
lying to me i'll keep coming back

992
00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:35,200
lying to me i'll keep coming back
 

993
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,350
lying to me i'll keep coming back
simple yes but you don't have to break

994
00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:37,360
simple yes but you don't have to break
 

995
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,270
simple yes but you don't have to break
in i'm just showing you that there's no

996
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:39,280
in i'm just showing you that there's no
 

997
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,870
in i'm just showing you that there's no
escape

998
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:40,880
escape
 

999
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,430
escape
i came across a file downstairs

1000
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:43,440
i came across a file downstairs
 

1001
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,750
i came across a file downstairs
christopher wallace file

1002
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:45,760
christopher wallace file
 

1003
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,909
christopher wallace file
looks an awful lot like your brother

1004
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:47,919
looks an awful lot like your brother
 

1005
00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:50,710
looks an awful lot like your brother
there could be twins if you get my drift

1006
00:22:50,710 --> 00:22:50,720
there could be twins if you get my drift
 

1007
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,789
there could be twins if you get my drift
on one more thing i'll have the money

1008
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:52,799
on one more thing i'll have the money
 

1009
00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:54,230
on one more thing i'll have the money
your brother owes me by the end of the

1010
00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:54,240
your brother owes me by the end of the
 

1011
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,510
your brother owes me by the end of the
week

1012
00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:55,520
week
 

1013
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,870
week
30k

1014
00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:56,880
30k
 

1015
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,350
30k
30 000 where am i gonna find 30 000

1016
00:22:59,350 --> 00:22:59,360
30 000 where am i gonna find 30 000
 

1017
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,390
30 000 where am i gonna find 30 000
pounds

1018
00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:00,400
pounds
 

1019
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,350
pounds
this is my brother's dead he's dead how

1020
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:03,360
this is my brother's dead he's dead how
 

1021
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:15,029
this is my brother's dead he's dead how
is this my problem

1022
00:23:15,029 --> 00:23:15,039

 

1023
00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:17,510

who the hell are you

1024
00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:17,520
who the hell are you
 

1025
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,190
who the hell are you
very pretty

1026
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:19,200
very pretty
 

1027
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:25,990
very pretty
don't even think about it

1028
00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:26,000

 

1029
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,549

beatrice can't have you going around

1030
00:23:28,549 --> 00:23:28,559
beatrice can't have you going around
 

1031
00:23:28,559 --> 00:23:31,990
beatrice can't have you going around
clobbering our clients

1032
00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:32,000

 

1033
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:50,470

we need to talk

1034
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:50,480

 

1035
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,789

he was my brother too

1036
00:23:52,789 --> 00:23:52,799
he was my brother too
 

1037
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,190
he was my brother too
i know

1038
00:23:55,190 --> 00:23:55,200
i know
 

1039
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,230
i know
why did he need someone else's identity

1040
00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:58,240
why did he need someone else's identity
 

1041
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,149
why did he need someone else's identity
i think he wasn't very good at being

1042
00:24:00,149 --> 00:24:00,159
i think he wasn't very good at being
 

1043
00:24:00,159 --> 00:24:01,909
i think he wasn't very good at being
simon kingdom

1044
00:24:01,909 --> 00:24:01,919
simon kingdom
 

1045
00:24:01,919 --> 00:24:04,390
simon kingdom
and you thought you'd hide this from me

1046
00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:04,400
and you thought you'd hide this from me
 

1047
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,149
and you thought you'd hide this from me
from everyone i had to

1048
00:24:06,149 --> 00:24:06,159
from everyone i had to
 

1049
00:24:06,159 --> 00:24:07,909
from everyone i had to
he took on the identity of one of his

1050
00:24:07,909 --> 00:24:07,919
he took on the identity of one of his
 

1051
00:24:07,919 --> 00:24:09,590
he took on the identity of one of his
friends who died

1052
00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:09,600
friends who died
 

1053
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,310
friends who died
one of our clients

1054
00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:12,320
one of our clients
 

1055
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,350
one of our clients
if that came out then all of this

1056
00:24:15,350 --> 00:24:15,360
if that came out then all of this
 

1057
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,269
if that came out then all of this
every square centimeter of the practice

1058
00:24:17,269 --> 00:24:17,279
every square centimeter of the practice
 

1059
00:24:17,279 --> 00:24:19,110
every square centimeter of the practice
every nanosecond of my career would all

1060
00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:19,120
every nanosecond of my career would all
 

1061
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,669
every nanosecond of my career would all
go up in flames well this new identity

1062
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:21,679
go up in flames well this new identity
 

1063
00:24:21,679 --> 00:24:23,590
go up in flames well this new identity
didn't work though did it

1064
00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:23,600
didn't work though did it
 

1065
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,789
didn't work though did it
can't have

1066
00:24:24,789 --> 00:24:24,799
can't have
 

1067
00:24:24,799 --> 00:24:25,830
can't have
otherwise he wouldn't have topped

1068
00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:25,840
otherwise he wouldn't have topped
 

1069
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,149
otherwise he wouldn't have topped
himself patently not and what about the

1070
00:24:28,149 --> 00:24:28,159
himself patently not and what about the
 

1071
00:24:28,159 --> 00:24:29,669
himself patently not and what about the
neanderthal sitting on the end of your

1072
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:29,679
neanderthal sitting on the end of your
 

1073
00:24:29,679 --> 00:24:32,230
neanderthal sitting on the end of your
bed

1074
00:24:32,230 --> 00:24:32,240
bed
 

1075
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,390
bed
a debt collector

1076
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:34,400
a debt collector
 

1077
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,590
a debt collector
what was it

1078
00:24:35,590 --> 00:24:35,600
what was it
 

1079
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,909
what was it
gambling

1080
00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:37,919
gambling
 

1081
00:24:37,919 --> 00:24:39,350
gambling
oh god

1082
00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:39,360
oh god
 

1083
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,390
oh god
i thought i was the one with the

1084
00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:40,400
i thought i was the one with the
 

1085
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,669
i thought i was the one with the
problems

1086
00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:43,679

 

1087
00:24:43,679 --> 00:24:47,190

you don't have the money do you

1088
00:24:47,190 --> 00:24:47,200
you don't have the money do you
 

1089
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,950
you don't have the money do you
oh

1090
00:24:48,950 --> 00:24:48,960
oh
 

1091
00:24:48,960 --> 00:25:00,789
oh
christ peter

1092
00:25:00,789 --> 00:25:00,799

 

1093
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,070

i'll be three months run up after the

1094
00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:02,080
i'll be three months run up after the
 

1095
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,390
i'll be three months run up after the
weekend or six months down if he trips

1096
00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:04,400
weekend or six months down if he trips
 

1097
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,830
weekend or six months down if he trips
and falls or do that sometimes

1098
00:25:07,830 --> 00:25:07,840
and falls or do that sometimes
 

1099
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,470
and falls or do that sometimes
hello darling what's the odds on mark

1100
00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:10,480
hello darling what's the odds on mark
 

1101
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,390
hello darling what's the odds on mark
it's all right gloria i've got it all

1102
00:25:12,390 --> 00:25:12,400
it's all right gloria i've got it all
 

1103
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,950
it's all right gloria i've got it all
under control

1104
00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:14,960
under control
 

1105
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,710
under control
and all the way

1106
00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:16,720
and all the way
 

1107
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,149
and all the way
did you still get nine to one

1108
00:25:20,149 --> 00:25:20,159

 

1109
00:25:20,159 --> 00:25:21,830

here what's this

1110
00:25:21,830 --> 00:25:21,840
here what's this
 

1111
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,990
here what's this
go back to school hand the money back

1112
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:24,000
go back to school hand the money back
 

1113
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,669
go back to school hand the money back
and forget all about gambling but i'm

1114
00:25:25,669 --> 00:25:25,679
and forget all about gambling but i'm
 

1115
00:25:25,679 --> 00:25:27,750
and forget all about gambling but i'm
gonna make loads if you're that bright

1116
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:27,760
gonna make loads if you're that bright
 

1117
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,750
gonna make loads if you're that bright
scott go and put your brain to good use

1118
00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:29,760
scott go and put your brain to good use
 

1119
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,269
scott go and put your brain to good use
elsewhere i thought we're in this

1120
00:25:31,269 --> 00:25:31,279
elsewhere i thought we're in this
 

1121
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,549
elsewhere i thought we're in this
together i don't do gambling scott

1122
00:25:34,549 --> 00:25:34,559
together i don't do gambling scott
 

1123
00:25:34,559 --> 00:25:37,029
together i don't do gambling scott
it leads to the worst kind of places and

1124
00:25:37,029 --> 00:25:37,039
it leads to the worst kind of places and
 

1125
00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:38,710
it leads to the worst kind of places and
you call yourself a mate

1126
00:25:38,710 --> 00:25:38,720
you call yourself a mate
 

1127
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,310
you call yourself a mate
well stuff you be

1128
00:25:40,310 --> 00:25:40,320
well stuff you be
 

1129
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,390
well stuff you be
you hear me up yours

1130
00:25:42,390 --> 00:25:42,400
you hear me up yours
 

1131
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:48,810
you hear me up yours
i'll find someone else someone nicer

1132
00:25:48,810 --> 00:25:48,820

 

1133
00:25:48,820 --> 00:25:54,390

[Music]

1134
00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:54,400

 

1135
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,390

that's it i'm jumping

1136
00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:56,400
that's it i'm jumping
 

1137
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,549
that's it i'm jumping
hardy bloody heart

1138
00:25:58,549 --> 00:25:58,559
hardy bloody heart
 

1139
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:01,909
hardy bloody heart
[\h__\h] please the day's only just begun

1140
00:26:01,909 --> 00:26:01,919
[\h__\h] please the day's only just begun
 

1141
00:26:01,919 --> 00:26:03,510
[\h__\h] please the day's only just begun
look you must have found something why

1142
00:26:03,510 --> 00:26:03,520
look you must have found something why
 

1143
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,350
look you must have found something why
did he do it why did he use a stolen

1144
00:26:05,350 --> 00:26:05,360
did he do it why did he use a stolen
 

1145
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,669
did he do it why did he use a stolen
identity i just don't know why

1146
00:26:07,669 --> 00:26:07,679
identity i just don't know why
 

1147
00:26:07,679 --> 00:26:10,310
identity i just don't know why
christopher waller i've looked beatrice

1148
00:26:10,310 --> 00:26:10,320
christopher waller i've looked beatrice
 

1149
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,070
christopher waller i've looked beatrice
believe me but i can't work out what's

1150
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:12,080
believe me but i can't work out what's
 

1151
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,909
believe me but i can't work out what's
going on it just

1152
00:26:13,909 --> 00:26:13,919
going on it just
 

1153
00:26:13,919 --> 00:26:17,110
going on it just
i don't understand any of it never can i

1154
00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:17,120
i don't understand any of it never can i
 

1155
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,630
i don't understand any of it never can i
i spent hours online yesterday i

1156
00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:18,640
i spent hours online yesterday i
 

1157
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,269
i spent hours online yesterday i
couldn't find anything oh i see

1158
00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:21,279
couldn't find anything oh i see
 

1159
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:23,590
couldn't find anything oh i see
so you're filling in for gloria was just

1160
00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:23,600
so you're filling in for gloria was just
 

1161
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,830
so you're filling in for gloria was just
just cover for some new sideline in

1162
00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:25,840
just cover for some new sideline in
 

1163
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,830
just cover for some new sideline in
sleuthing was it

1164
00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:27,840
sleuthing was it
 

1165
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,789
sleuthing was it
tell me everything you know i'll drop

1166
00:26:28,789 --> 00:26:28,799
tell me everything you know i'll drop
 

1167
00:26:28,799 --> 00:26:31,029
tell me everything you know i'll drop
your favorite mug all i know is simon

1168
00:26:31,029 --> 00:26:31,039
your favorite mug all i know is simon
 

1169
00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:32,310
your favorite mug all i know is simon
took on the identity of the dead

1170
00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:32,320
took on the identity of the dead
 

1171
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,470
took on the identity of the dead
christopher waller and as him seems to

1172
00:26:34,470 --> 00:26:34,480
christopher waller and as him seems to
 

1173
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,549
christopher waller and as him seems to
have made a lot of money hence mr mrs

1174
00:26:36,549 --> 00:26:36,559
have made a lot of money hence mr mrs
 

1175
00:26:36,559 --> 00:26:38,870
have made a lot of money hence mr mrs
wallace somewhat unlikely new swimming

1176
00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:38,880
wallace somewhat unlikely new swimming
 

1177
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,710
wallace somewhat unlikely new swimming
pool and flash sports going all that

1178
00:26:40,710 --> 00:26:40,720
pool and flash sports going all that
 

1179
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,470
pool and flash sports going all that
sort of thing but they don't know

1180
00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:42,480
sort of thing but they don't know
 

1181
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,070
sort of thing but they don't know
anything about it and frankly i'd rather

1182
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:44,080
anything about it and frankly i'd rather
 

1183
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,510
anything about it and frankly i'd rather
it stayed that way

1184
00:26:45,510 --> 00:26:45,520
it stayed that way
 

1185
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,350
it stayed that way
what about that big fat hairy criminal

1186
00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:47,360
what about that big fat hairy criminal
 

1187
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,510
what about that big fat hairy criminal
[\h__\h] i wanted to slap him from here

1188
00:26:49,510 --> 00:26:49,520
[\h__\h] i wanted to slap him from here
 

1189
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,750
[\h__\h] i wanted to slap him from here
to eternity yes thank you [\h__\h] but i

1190
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:51,760
to eternity yes thank you [\h__\h] but i
 

1191
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,190
to eternity yes thank you [\h__\h] but i
think on reflection

1192
00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:53,200
think on reflection
 

1193
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,070
think on reflection
i better deal with him on his own terms

1194
00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:56,080
i better deal with him on his own terms
 

1195
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,110
i better deal with him on his own terms
somehow

1196
00:26:57,110 --> 00:26:57,120
somehow
 

1197
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,110
somehow
i've got to find a way to pay him then

1198
00:26:59,110 --> 00:26:59,120
i've got to find a way to pay him then
 

1199
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,110
i've got to find a way to pay him then
it'll all be over

1200
00:27:01,110 --> 00:27:01,120
it'll all be over
 

1201
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:01,909
it'll all be over
now

1202
00:27:01,909 --> 00:27:01,919
now
 

1203
00:27:01,919 --> 00:27:18,060
now
can i my mark it knows nothing

1204
00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:18,070

 

1205
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:27,110

[Music]

1206
00:27:27,110 --> 00:27:27,120

 

1207
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:34,070

just threw games to collins

1208
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:34,080

 

1209
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,269

oh

1210
00:27:35,269 --> 00:27:35,279
oh
 

1211
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,350
oh
are you making fun of me

1212
00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:37,360
are you making fun of me
 

1213
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:41,430
are you making fun of me
are you trying to humiliate me no

1214
00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:41,440
are you trying to humiliate me no
 

1215
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,909
are you trying to humiliate me no
no i've always rather admired that dress

1216
00:27:43,909 --> 00:27:43,919
no i've always rather admired that dress
 

1217
00:27:43,919 --> 00:27:45,269
no i've always rather admired that dress
i didn't know you'd be wearing it today

1218
00:27:45,269 --> 00:27:45,279
i didn't know you'd be wearing it today
 

1219
00:27:45,279 --> 00:27:47,510
i didn't know you'd be wearing it today
though i don't want him seen out of the

1220
00:27:47,510 --> 00:27:47,520
though i don't want him seen out of the
 

1221
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,350
though i don't want him seen out of the
house like this

1222
00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:49,360
house like this
 

1223
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:52,470
house like this
well it's not really within my power

1224
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:52,480
well it's not really within my power
 

1225
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,789
well it's not really within my power
and it is a nice dress in fact you both

1226
00:27:54,789 --> 00:27:54,799
and it is a nice dress in fact you both
 

1227
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:56,789
and it is a nice dress in fact you both
look great

1228
00:27:56,789 --> 00:27:56,799
look great
 

1229
00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:58,470
look great
yes thank you lal

1230
00:27:58,470 --> 00:27:58,480
yes thank you lal
 

1231
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,149
yes thank you lal
now the reason we're here really is to

1232
00:28:00,149 --> 00:28:00,159
now the reason we're here really is to
 

1233
00:28:00,159 --> 00:28:02,630
now the reason we're here really is to
sign these documents and to see if we

1234
00:28:02,630 --> 00:28:02,640
sign these documents and to see if we
 

1235
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,070
sign these documents and to see if we
can work out the terms of your

1236
00:28:04,070 --> 00:28:04,080
can work out the terms of your
 

1237
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,990
can work out the terms of your
separation who gets what who lives where

1238
00:28:05,990 --> 00:28:06,000
separation who gets what who lives where
 

1239
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,830
separation who gets what who lives where
and so on i've already said it's all

1240
00:28:07,830 --> 00:28:07,840
and so on i've already said it's all
 

1241
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,149
and so on i've already said it's all
brenda's well i appreciate that mr

1242
00:28:10,149 --> 00:28:10,159
brenda's well i appreciate that mr
 

1243
00:28:10,159 --> 00:28:11,350
brenda's well i appreciate that mr
collins but

1244
00:28:11,350 --> 00:28:11,360
collins but
 

1245
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,110
collins but
the property's worth considerable sum of

1246
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:13,120
the property's worth considerable sum of
 

1247
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,909
the property's worth considerable sum of
money and uh got a lovely car and

1248
00:28:15,909 --> 00:28:15,919
money and uh got a lovely car and
 

1249
00:28:15,919 --> 00:28:17,909
money and uh got a lovely car and
renders the van for the business if i

1250
00:28:17,909 --> 00:28:17,919
renders the van for the business if i
 

1251
00:28:17,919 --> 00:28:19,510
renders the van for the business if i
can't be with brenda i don't want any of

1252
00:28:19,510 --> 00:28:19,520
can't be with brenda i don't want any of
 

1253
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,230
can't be with brenda i don't want any of
it

1254
00:28:20,230 --> 00:28:20,240
it
 

1255
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,230
it
mr collins you're very emotional right

1256
00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:22,240
mr collins you're very emotional right
 

1257
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,909
mr collins you're very emotional right
now which is completely understandable

1258
00:28:23,909 --> 00:28:23,919
now which is completely understandable
 

1259
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:26,149
now which is completely understandable
however you are entitled to absolutely

1260
00:28:26,149 --> 00:28:26,159
however you are entitled to absolutely
 

1261
00:28:26,159 --> 00:28:28,389
however you are entitled to absolutely
nothing not after all i've put brenda

1262
00:28:28,389 --> 00:28:28,399
nothing not after all i've put brenda
 

1263
00:28:28,399 --> 00:28:33,430
nothing not after all i've put brenda
through

1264
00:28:33,430 --> 00:28:33,440

 

1265
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,149

i mean it's just a dress

1266
00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:36,159
i mean it's just a dress
 

1267
00:28:36,159 --> 00:28:43,029
i mean it's just a dress
same as you're wearing

1268
00:28:43,029 --> 00:28:43,039

 

1269
00:28:43,039 --> 00:28:44,789

well that all seems

1270
00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:44,799
well that all seems
 

1271
00:28:44,799 --> 00:28:47,200
well that all seems
fairly straightforward then

1272
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:47,210
fairly straightforward then
 

1273
00:28:47,210 --> 00:29:10,389
fairly straightforward then
[Music]

1274
00:29:10,389 --> 00:29:10,399

 

1275
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:13,269

your problem is that you care too much

1276
00:29:13,269 --> 00:29:13,279
your problem is that you care too much
 

1277
00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:15,669
your problem is that you care too much
we can't be responsible for everyone

1278
00:29:15,669 --> 00:29:15,679
we can't be responsible for everyone
 

1279
00:29:15,679 --> 00:29:17,669
we can't be responsible for everyone
but if there's one thing i cannot bear

1280
00:29:17,669 --> 00:29:17,679
but if there's one thing i cannot bear
 

1281
00:29:17,679 --> 00:29:19,909
but if there's one thing i cannot bear
it's a pointless breakup

1282
00:29:19,909 --> 00:29:19,919
it's a pointless breakup
 

1283
00:29:19,919 --> 00:29:21,190
it's a pointless breakup
i mean look how difficult it is for

1284
00:29:21,190 --> 00:29:21,200
i mean look how difficult it is for
 

1285
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,830
i mean look how difficult it is for
people to meet in the first place

1286
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:24,840

 

1287
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,870

indeed i know i shouldn't feel

1288
00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:26,880
indeed i know i shouldn't feel
 

1289
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,269
indeed i know i shouldn't feel
responsible but sometimes i can't help

1290
00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:29,279
responsible but sometimes i can't help
 

1291
00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:30,549
responsible but sometimes i can't help
it regardless

1292
00:29:30,549 --> 00:29:30,559
it regardless
 

1293
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:32,389
it regardless
i mean take simon

1294
00:29:32,389 --> 00:29:32,399
i mean take simon
 

1295
00:29:32,399 --> 00:29:34,389
i mean take simon
he couldn't wait to get his ticket to

1296
00:29:34,389 --> 00:29:34,399
he couldn't wait to get his ticket to
 

1297
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,549
he couldn't wait to get his ticket to
the big city

1298
00:29:36,549 --> 00:29:36,559
the big city
 

1299
00:29:36,559 --> 00:29:37,990
the big city
whereas for me

1300
00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:38,000
whereas for me
 

1301
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,669
whereas for me
cutthroat urban life was the last thing

1302
00:29:39,669 --> 00:29:39,679
cutthroat urban life was the last thing
 

1303
00:29:39,679 --> 00:29:41,110
cutthroat urban life was the last thing
i wanted i wanted to stay here where

1304
00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:41,120
i wanted i wanted to stay here where
 

1305
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,669
i wanted i wanted to stay here where
life is decent and heartfelt and there

1306
00:29:43,669 --> 00:29:43,679
life is decent and heartfelt and there
 

1307
00:29:43,679 --> 00:29:47,350
life is decent and heartfelt and there
are clear sunrises and golden sunsets

1308
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:47,360
are clear sunrises and golden sunsets
 

1309
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,070
are clear sunrises and golden sunsets
and

1310
00:29:48,070 --> 00:29:48,080
and
 

1311
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,710
and
gentle points in between it's all still

1312
00:29:50,710 --> 00:29:50,720
gentle points in between it's all still
 

1313
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,230
gentle points in between it's all still
here peter

1314
00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:52,240
here peter
 

1315
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,750
here peter
it's doing a damn good job of hiding

1316
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:53,760
it's doing a damn good job of hiding
 

1317
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,149
it's doing a damn good job of hiding
itself is all i can say

1318
00:29:56,149 --> 00:29:56,159
itself is all i can say
 

1319
00:29:56,159 --> 00:29:57,110
itself is all i can say
you know

1320
00:29:57,110 --> 00:29:57,120
you know
 

1321
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,750
you know
your uncle used to say that sometimes

1322
00:29:59,750 --> 00:29:59,760
your uncle used to say that sometimes
 

1323
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,230
your uncle used to say that sometimes
you have to close your eyes in order to

1324
00:30:02,230 --> 00:30:02,240
you have to close your eyes in order to
 

1325
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,230
you have to close your eyes in order to
see properly

1326
00:30:04,230 --> 00:30:04,240
see properly
 

1327
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,350
see properly
and it works

1328
00:30:07,350 --> 00:30:07,360

 

1329
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,350

and i'll take your word for it it's

1330
00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:09,360
and i'll take your word for it it's
 

1331
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,149
and i'll take your word for it it's
amazing what you can see

1332
00:30:12,149 --> 00:30:12,159
amazing what you can see
 

1333
00:30:12,159 --> 00:30:14,549
amazing what you can see
just amazing

1334
00:30:14,549 --> 00:30:14,559
just amazing
 

1335
00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:21,430
just amazing
right

1336
00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:21,440

 

1337
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,630

well

1338
00:30:22,630 --> 00:30:22,640
well
 

1339
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,269
well
actually yeah little

1340
00:30:25,269 --> 00:30:25,279
actually yeah little
 

1341
00:30:25,279 --> 00:30:28,389
actually yeah little
yellow floaty dots against a red

1342
00:30:28,389 --> 00:30:28,399
yellow floaty dots against a red
 

1343
00:30:28,399 --> 00:30:32,630
yellow floaty dots against a red
background free your mind

1344
00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:32,640
background free your mind
 

1345
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,549
background free your mind
this is silly

1346
00:30:34,549 --> 00:30:34,559
this is silly
 

1347
00:30:34,559 --> 00:30:37,110
this is silly
look peter

1348
00:30:37,110 --> 00:30:37,120
look peter
 

1349
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,350
look peter
honestly i don't

1350
00:30:39,350 --> 00:30:39,360
honestly i don't
 

1351
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,230
honestly i don't
oh hello there is something there

1352
00:30:42,230 --> 00:30:42,240
oh hello there is something there
 

1353
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,470
oh hello there is something there
you have little faith it's slightly

1354
00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:44,480
you have little faith it's slightly
 

1355
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,070
you have little faith it's slightly
dirty it's

1356
00:30:46,070 --> 00:30:46,080
dirty it's
 

1357
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,230
dirty it's
blue and white and made of china and

1358
00:30:48,230 --> 00:30:48,240
blue and white and made of china and
 

1359
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:54,789
blue and white and made of china and
very very old and it's over there

1360
00:30:54,789 --> 00:30:54,799

 

1361
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:55,830

what

1362
00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:55,840
what
 

1363
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,830
what
that applauding thing i do the watering

1364
00:30:57,830 --> 00:30:57,840
that applauding thing i do the watering
 

1365
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,750
that applauding thing i do the watering
with hmm

1366
00:30:59,750 --> 00:30:59,760
with hmm
 

1367
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,149
with hmm
have you ever had it valued

1368
00:31:02,149 --> 00:31:02,159
have you ever had it valued
 

1369
00:31:02,159 --> 00:31:05,029
have you ever had it valued
stop it well they can fetch high prices

1370
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:05,039
stop it well they can fetch high prices
 

1371
00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:08,230
stop it well they can fetch high prices
these oriental voices you know

1372
00:31:08,230 --> 00:31:08,240
these oriental voices you know
 

1373
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,070
these oriental voices you know
what would my percentage be

1374
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:10,080
what would my percentage be
 

1375
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,590
what would my percentage be
ten i was thinking twenty

1376
00:31:13,590 --> 00:31:13,600
ten i was thinking twenty
 

1377
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,950
ten i was thinking twenty
well

1378
00:31:14,950 --> 00:31:14,960
well
 

1379
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,470
well
that's my highest

1380
00:31:16,470 --> 00:31:16,480
that's my highest
 

1381
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,710
that's my highest
taking no

1382
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:18,720
taking no
 

1383
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:23,269
taking no
[Music]

1384
00:31:23,269 --> 00:31:23,279

 

1385
00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:25,190

let's make it 15.

1386
00:31:25,190 --> 00:31:25,200
let's make it 15.
 

1387
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:32,230
let's make it 15.
yeah

1388
00:31:32,230 --> 00:31:32,240

 

1389
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,549

he's only three to one now three to one

1390
00:31:34,549 --> 00:31:34,559
he's only three to one now three to one
 

1391
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:35,990
he's only three to one now three to one
we've been back so heavily that the odds

1392
00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:36,000
we've been back so heavily that the odds
 

1393
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,350
we've been back so heavily that the odds
have come right in

1394
00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:37,360
have come right in
 

1395
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,269
have come right in
but that means i can't cover the bets my

1396
00:31:39,269 --> 00:31:39,279
but that means i can't cover the bets my
 

1397
00:31:39,279 --> 00:31:40,950
but that means i can't cover the bets my
mates made with me

1398
00:31:40,950 --> 00:31:40,960
mates made with me
 

1399
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,389
mates made with me
if he wins

1400
00:31:42,389 --> 00:31:42,399
if he wins
 

1401
00:31:42,399 --> 00:31:43,669
if he wins
i lose

1402
00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:43,679
i lose
 

1403
00:31:43,679 --> 00:31:45,590
i lose
that's the horse game for you

1404
00:31:45,590 --> 00:31:45,600
that's the horse game for you
 

1405
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,190
that's the horse game for you
they'll kill me

1406
00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:47,200
they'll kill me
 

1407
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,070
they'll kill me
all you have to do is give them the

1408
00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:48,080
all you have to do is give them the
 

1409
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,149
all you have to do is give them the
stake back but what if they don't accept

1410
00:31:50,149 --> 00:31:50,159
stake back but what if they don't accept
 

1411
00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:53,280
stake back but what if they don't accept
it i mean they're getting good arts now

1412
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:53,290
it i mean they're getting good arts now
 

1413
00:31:53,290 --> 00:31:58,070
it i mean they're getting good arts now
[Music]

1414
00:31:58,070 --> 00:31:58,080

 

1415
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,710

this feels too good for the likes of you

1416
00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:00,720
this feels too good for the likes of you
 

1417
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,990
this feels too good for the likes of you
look at that

1418
00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:02,000
look at that
 

1419
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:02,770
look at that
moving in

1420
00:32:02,770 --> 00:32:02,780
moving in
 

1421
00:32:02,780 --> 00:32:13,029
moving in
[Music]

1422
00:32:13,029 --> 00:32:13,039

 

1423
00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:14,389

what an ask that

1424
00:32:14,389 --> 00:32:14,399
what an ask that
 

1425
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,549
what an ask that
well i'm hoping that it's the answer to

1426
00:32:16,549 --> 00:32:16,559
well i'm hoping that it's the answer to
 

1427
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,789
well i'm hoping that it's the answer to
my presence gee griffiths went behind my

1428
00:32:18,789 --> 00:32:18,799
my presence gee griffiths went behind my
 

1429
00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:20,070
my presence gee griffiths went behind my
back to the council

1430
00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:20,080
back to the council
 

1431
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,070
back to the council
don't ever burst in like that again all

1432
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:22,080
don't ever burst in like that again all
 

1433
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,750
don't ever burst in like that again all
right hope i'll text ahead next time

1434
00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:23,760
right hope i'll text ahead next time
 

1435
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:31,669
right hope i'll text ahead next time
shall we he's only gonna go order ask me

1436
00:32:31,669 --> 00:32:31,679

 

1437
00:32:31,679 --> 00:32:37,830

you happy now good bloody rivets

1438
00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:37,840

 

1439
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,789

well look who it is julie i've done it

1440
00:32:40,789 --> 00:32:40,799
well look who it is julie i've done it
 

1441
00:32:40,799 --> 00:32:43,110
well look who it is julie i've done it
myself

1442
00:32:43,110 --> 00:32:43,120
myself
 

1443
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:56,389
myself
nice work son

1444
00:32:56,389 --> 00:32:56,399

 

1445
00:32:56,399 --> 00:32:59,190

good morning

1446
00:32:59,190 --> 00:32:59,200
good morning
 

1447
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,070
good morning
i was hoping for a valuation

1448
00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:02,080
i was hoping for a valuation
 

1449
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,470
i was hoping for a valuation
what do you reckon

1450
00:33:04,470 --> 00:33:04,480
what do you reckon
 

1451
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,470
what do you reckon
ching dynasty

1452
00:33:06,470 --> 00:33:06,480
ching dynasty
 

1453
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,029
ching dynasty
definitely worth quite a bit

1454
00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:09,039
definitely worth quite a bit
 

1455
00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:11,750
definitely worth quite a bit
well done you music to my ears mrs got

1456
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:11,760
well done you music to my ears mrs got
 

1457
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,070
well done you music to my ears mrs got
into music to my ears i wouldn't have

1458
00:33:14,070 --> 00:33:14,080
into music to my ears i wouldn't have
 

1459
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,669
into music to my ears i wouldn't have
thought you needed the money

1460
00:33:15,669 --> 00:33:15,679
thought you needed the money
 

1461
00:33:15,679 --> 00:33:17,909
thought you needed the money
uh speaking of which don't you think

1462
00:33:17,909 --> 00:33:17,919
uh speaking of which don't you think
 

1463
00:33:17,919 --> 00:33:19,669
uh speaking of which don't you think
you're paying rather a high price for

1464
00:33:19,669 --> 00:33:19,679
you're paying rather a high price for
 

1465
00:33:19,679 --> 00:33:21,430
you're paying rather a high price for
what is tall intense and purpose is

1466
00:33:21,430 --> 00:33:21,440
what is tall intense and purpose is
 

1467
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,389
what is tall intense and purpose is
merely a

1468
00:33:22,389 --> 00:33:22,399
merely a
 

1469
00:33:22,399 --> 00:33:24,710
merely a
harmless piece of cloth

1470
00:33:24,710 --> 00:33:24,720
harmless piece of cloth
 

1471
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,710
harmless piece of cloth
i've got money yes but i'm talking about

1472
00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:26,720
i've got money yes but i'm talking about
 

1473
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,710
i've got money yes but i'm talking about
more than money mrs collins

1474
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:28,720
more than money mrs collins
 

1475
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,870
more than money mrs collins
all philip has done is wear items of

1476
00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:30,880
all philip has done is wear items of
 

1477
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,950
all philip has done is wear items of
clothing that are non-specific to his

1478
00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:32,960
clothing that are non-specific to his
 

1479
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:33,909
clothing that are non-specific to his
gender

1480
00:33:33,909 --> 00:33:33,919
gender
 

1481
00:33:33,919 --> 00:33:36,950
gender
i mean the tyranny of homogenous and

1482
00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:36,960
i mean the tyranny of homogenous and
 

1483
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,870
i mean the tyranny of homogenous and
socially acceptable dress codes is

1484
00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:38,880
socially acceptable dress codes is
 

1485
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,950
socially acceptable dress codes is
rather mundane and boring don't you

1486
00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:40,960
rather mundane and boring don't you
 

1487
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,710
rather mundane and boring don't you
agree so you're saying that you'd wear a

1488
00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:42,720
agree so you're saying that you'd wear a
 

1489
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,149
agree so you're saying that you'd wear a
dress

1490
00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:44,159
dress
 

1491
00:33:44,159 --> 00:33:45,350
dress
well i

1492
00:33:45,350 --> 00:33:45,360
well i
 

1493
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,669
well i
i suppose my point is that if i wanted

1494
00:33:47,669 --> 00:33:47,679
i suppose my point is that if i wanted
 

1495
00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:49,430
i suppose my point is that if i wanted
to i should be allowed to after all you

1496
00:33:49,430 --> 00:33:49,440
to i should be allowed to after all you
 

1497
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,029
to i should be allowed to after all you
can wear a rugby shirt and a man's

1498
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:51,039
can wear a rugby shirt and a man's
 

1499
00:33:51,039 --> 00:33:52,950
can wear a rugby shirt and a man's
jacket and a little bat and i did all

1500
00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:52,960
jacket and a little bat and i did all
 

1501
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,430
jacket and a little bat and i did all
i'm asking you to do is to entertain the

1502
00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:55,440
i'm asking you to do is to entertain the
 

1503
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,190
i'm asking you to do is to entertain the
idea that

1504
00:33:57,190 --> 00:33:57,200
idea that
 

1505
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,110
idea that
it should be a two-way street can you do

1506
00:33:59,110 --> 00:33:59,120
it should be a two-way street can you do
 

1507
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,070
it should be a two-way street can you do
that

1508
00:34:00,070 --> 00:34:00,080
that
 

1509
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:00,950
that
no

1510
00:34:00,950 --> 00:34:00,960
no
 

1511
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,310
no
i'm sorry mr kingdom i can't

1512
00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:04,320
i'm sorry mr kingdom i can't
 

1513
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,070
i'm sorry mr kingdom i can't
i'll get back to you about your voice

1514
00:34:06,070 --> 00:34:06,080
i'll get back to you about your voice
 

1515
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,990
i'll get back to you about your voice
all right well i'll leave you with this

1516
00:34:07,990 --> 00:34:08,000
all right well i'll leave you with this
 

1517
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,430
all right well i'll leave you with this
one thought there

1518
00:34:09,430 --> 00:34:09,440
one thought there
 

1519
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,829
one thought there
close your eyes and try and imagine life

1520
00:34:11,829 --> 00:34:11,839
close your eyes and try and imagine life
 

1521
00:34:11,839 --> 00:34:13,829
close your eyes and try and imagine life
without philip

1522
00:34:13,829 --> 00:34:13,839
without philip
 

1523
00:34:13,839 --> 00:34:15,589
without philip
i think you'll be surprised by what you

1524
00:34:15,589 --> 00:34:15,599
i think you'll be surprised by what you
 

1525
00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:20,350
i think you'll be surprised by what you
see

1526
00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:20,360

 

1527
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,030

[Music]

1528
00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:23,040
[Music]
 

1529
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:27,909
[Music]
hey boys let's show him his new feel

1530
00:34:27,909 --> 00:34:27,919

 

1531
00:34:27,919 --> 00:34:29,750

he's gonna love it i thought of all

1532
00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:29,760
he's gonna love it i thought of all
 

1533
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,829
he's gonna love it i thought of all
those mayors lining up for him oh lucky

1534
00:34:32,829 --> 00:34:32,839
those mayors lining up for him oh lucky
 

1535
00:34:32,839 --> 00:34:35,349
those mayors lining up for him oh lucky
boy come on chief jeep i've got a

1536
00:34:35,349 --> 00:34:35,359
boy come on chief jeep i've got a
 

1537
00:34:35,359 --> 00:34:36,950
boy come on chief jeep i've got a
surprise for you

1538
00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:36,960
surprise for you
 

1539
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,310
surprise for you
hey boys

1540
00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:40,320
hey boys
 

1541
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:59,349
hey boys
[Music]

1542
00:34:59,349 --> 00:34:59,359

 

1543
00:34:59,359 --> 00:35:02,950

oscar hotel oscar hotel this is zulu

1544
00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:02,960
oscar hotel oscar hotel this is zulu
 

1545
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,069
oscar hotel oscar hotel this is zulu
delta zula delta searching the area for

1546
00:35:06,069 --> 00:35:06,079
delta zula delta searching the area for
 

1547
00:35:06,079 --> 00:35:08,150
delta zula delta searching the area for
the missing racehorse

1548
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:08,160
the missing racehorse
 

1549
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:13,430
the missing racehorse
there's no sign yet

1550
00:35:13,430 --> 00:35:13,440

 

1551
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,589

we're over the stables

1552
00:35:15,589 --> 00:35:15,599
we're over the stables
 

1553
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:18,310
we're over the stables
still no sign over

1554
00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:18,320
still no sign over
 

1555
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,589
still no sign over
police are investigating the

1556
00:35:19,589 --> 00:35:19,599
police are investigating the
 

1557
00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:21,109
police are investigating the
disappearance of the market

1558
00:35:21,109 --> 00:35:21,119
disappearance of the market
 

1559
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,270
disappearance of the market
shipwreck-based racehorse marking

1560
00:35:23,270 --> 00:35:23,280
shipwreck-based racehorse marking
 

1561
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:43,190
shipwreck-based racehorse marking
mischief

1562
00:35:43,190 --> 00:35:43,200

 

1563
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,109

horse market mischief market mischief

1564
00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:45,119
horse market mischief market mischief
 

1565
00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:46,950
horse market mischief market mischief
indeed stolen from local trainer herb

1566
00:35:46,950 --> 00:35:46,960
indeed stolen from local trainer herb
 

1567
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,030
indeed stolen from local trainer herb
griffiths in market shipwreck and it

1568
00:35:49,030 --> 00:35:49,040
griffiths in market shipwreck and it
 

1569
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,109
griffiths in market shipwreck and it
seems that everyone in market shipwrecks

1570
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:51,119
seems that everyone in market shipwrecks
 

1571
00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:52,870
seems that everyone in market shipwrecks
has put their shirts on this hose and

1572
00:35:52,870 --> 00:35:52,880
has put their shirts on this hose and
 

1573
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,109
has put their shirts on this hose and
that's a lot of polyester isn't it

1574
00:35:57,109 --> 00:35:57,119

 

1575
00:35:57,119 --> 00:36:01,430

mr kingdom

1576
00:36:01,430 --> 00:36:01,440

 

1577
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,870

my brother's dead in the fall

1578
00:36:04,870 --> 00:36:04,880
my brother's dead in the fall
 

1579
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:12,470
my brother's dead in the fall
i trust we're done here now

1580
00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:12,480

 

1581
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,870

look i have done everything you asked i

1582
00:36:14,870 --> 00:36:14,880
look i have done everything you asked i
 

1583
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,310
look i have done everything you asked i
haven't involved the police i've played

1584
00:36:16,310 --> 00:36:16,320
haven't involved the police i've played
 

1585
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,710
haven't involved the police i've played
by your rules there's your money i'm a

1586
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:18,720
by your rules there's your money i'm a
 

1587
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,870
by your rules there's your money i'm a
solicitor for heaven's sake

1588
00:36:20,870 --> 00:36:20,880
solicitor for heaven's sake
 

1589
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,990
solicitor for heaven's sake
can we just

1590
00:36:21,990 --> 00:36:22,000
can we just
 

1591
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,150
can we just
be done with this once and for all

1592
00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:26,160
be done with this once and for all
 

1593
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,550
be done with this once and for all
this 30k is just the start

1594
00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:28,560
this 30k is just the start
 

1595
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:33,080
this 30k is just the start
i'll be in touch

1596
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:33,090

 

1597
00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:47,810

[Music]

1598
00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:47,820

 

1599
00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:51,349

[Music]

1600
00:36:51,349 --> 00:36:51,359
[Music]
 

1601
00:36:51,359 --> 00:37:03,840
[Music]
um

1602
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:03,850

 

1603
00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:08,230

[Music]

1604
00:37:08,230 --> 00:37:08,240
[Music]
 

1605
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:12,310
[Music]
i'll take that over to him

1606
00:37:12,310 --> 00:37:12,320

 

1607
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,790

did he say where he was going to go

1608
00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:14,800
did he say where he was going to go
 

1609
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,230
did he say where he was going to go
you didn't seem to care

1610
00:37:18,230 --> 00:37:18,240

 

1611
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,790

he's willing to lose all this

1612
00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:20,800
he's willing to lose all this
 

1613
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,670
he's willing to lose all this
for the sake of a few dresses

1614
00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:23,680
for the sake of a few dresses
 

1615
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,710
for the sake of a few dresses
it really means that much to him

1616
00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:26,720
it really means that much to him
 

1617
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,310
it really means that much to him
i think it's more a question of how much

1618
00:37:28,310 --> 00:37:28,320
i think it's more a question of how much
 

1619
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,270
i think it's more a question of how much
it means to you mrs collins

1620
00:37:31,270 --> 00:37:31,280
it means to you mrs collins
 

1621
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,069
it means to you mrs collins
happiness versus shame

1622
00:37:34,069 --> 00:37:34,079
happiness versus shame
 

1623
00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:36,069
happiness versus shame
i was rather hoping the former would win

1624
00:37:36,069 --> 00:37:36,079
i was rather hoping the former would win
 

1625
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,430
i was rather hoping the former would win
out

1626
00:37:37,430 --> 00:37:37,440
out
 

1627
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,710
out
so i'm sure

1628
00:37:38,710 --> 00:37:38,720
so i'm sure
 

1629
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:39,990
so i'm sure
lots of people

1630
00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:40,000
lots of people
 

1631
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,910
lots of people
wouldn't blame you

1632
00:37:41,910 --> 00:37:41,920
wouldn't blame you
 

1633
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:47,190
wouldn't blame you
such is the world we live in

1634
00:37:47,190 --> 00:37:47,200

 

1635
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,870

but you don't know the first thing about

1636
00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:48,880
but you don't know the first thing about
 

1637
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,349
but you don't know the first thing about
lost do you one it isn't something you

1638
00:37:51,349 --> 00:37:51,359
lost do you one it isn't something you
 

1639
00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:53,589
lost do you one it isn't something you
can get over in a week's time it lives

1640
00:37:53,589 --> 00:37:53,599
can get over in a week's time it lives
 

1641
00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:55,910
can get over in a week's time it lives
with you for the rest of your life

1642
00:37:55,910 --> 00:37:55,920
with you for the rest of your life
 

1643
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:56,870
with you for the rest of your life
just when you think you've got

1644
00:37:56,870 --> 00:37:56,880
just when you think you've got
 

1645
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,030
just when you think you've got
everything exactly where you dreamt it

1646
00:37:59,030 --> 00:37:59,040
everything exactly where you dreamt it
 

1647
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,349
everything exactly where you dreamt it
would be

1648
00:38:01,349 --> 00:38:01,359
would be
 

1649
00:38:01,359 --> 00:38:02,829
would be
it's

1650
00:38:02,829 --> 00:38:02,839
it's
 

1651
00:38:02,839 --> 00:38:05,910
it's
gone a few memories can bring back the

1652
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:05,920
gone a few memories can bring back the
 

1653
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,470
gone a few memories can bring back the
odd warm smile but the reality is really

1654
00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:08,480
odd warm smile but the reality is really
 

1655
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,349
odd warm smile but the reality is really
very different

1656
00:38:11,349 --> 00:38:11,359

 

1657
00:38:11,359 --> 00:38:15,030

loss is always hungry mrs collins

1658
00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:15,040
loss is always hungry mrs collins
 

1659
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,390
loss is always hungry mrs collins
it's always looking to eat away at you

1660
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:18,400
it's always looking to eat away at you
 

1661
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,589
it's always looking to eat away at you
i truly hope you can cope with that

1662
00:38:21,589 --> 00:38:21,599
i truly hope you can cope with that
 

1663
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:24,390
i truly hope you can cope with that
i know that i for one

1664
00:38:24,390 --> 00:38:24,400
i know that i for one
 

1665
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:29,270
i know that i for one
have found it very hard indeed

1666
00:38:29,270 --> 00:38:29,280

 

1667
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,990

oh i'm sorry i wasn't my place to speak

1668
00:38:33,990 --> 00:38:34,000
oh i'm sorry i wasn't my place to speak
 

1669
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,270
oh i'm sorry i wasn't my place to speak
it's just been one of those weeks

1670
00:38:37,270 --> 00:38:37,280
it's just been one of those weeks
 

1671
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,230
it's just been one of those weeks
anyway i'll see he gets his clothes

1672
00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:40,240
anyway i'll see he gets his clothes
 

1673
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,630
anyway i'll see he gets his clothes
he's not around anymore i've dealt with

1674
00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:42,640
he's not around anymore i've dealt with
 

1675
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,790
he's not around anymore i've dealt with
it i promise you good because i never

1676
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:44,800
it i promise you good because i never
 

1677
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,390
it i promise you good because i never
want to see the big fat hairy criminal

1678
00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:46,400
want to see the big fat hairy criminal
 

1679
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,910
want to see the big fat hairy criminal
[\h__\h] ever again

1680
00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:47,920
[\h__\h] ever again
 

1681
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,030
[\h__\h] ever again
hill the man's name is hill

1682
00:38:51,030 --> 00:38:51,040
hill the man's name is hill
 

1683
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:51,990
hill the man's name is hill
let's just

1684
00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:52,000
let's just
 

1685
00:38:52,000 --> 00:39:08,750
let's just
forget about him shall we

1686
00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:08,760

 

1687
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,790

[Music]

1688
00:39:12,790 --> 00:39:12,800
[Music]
 

1689
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,790
[Music]
mr collins

1690
00:39:14,790 --> 00:39:14,800
mr collins
 

1691
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,870
mr collins
oh my god

1692
00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:16,880
oh my god
 

1693
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,440
oh my god
don't worry it wasn't brenda

1694
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:19,450
don't worry it wasn't brenda
 

1695
00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:23,160
don't worry it wasn't brenda
[Music]

1696
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:23,170
[Music]
 

1697
00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:39,430
[Music]
[Applause]

1698
00:39:39,430 --> 00:39:39,440

 

1699
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,829

peter

1700
00:39:40,829 --> 00:39:40,839
peter
 

1701
00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:44,550
peter
kingdom so far he's refused to speak

1702
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:44,560
kingdom so far he's refused to speak
 

1703
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,470
kingdom so far he's refused to speak
rather than to ask for you

1704
00:39:46,470 --> 00:39:46,480
rather than to ask for you
 

1705
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,990
rather than to ask for you
though haven't got your name i have no

1706
00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:48,000
though haven't got your name i have no
 

1707
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,950
though haven't got your name i have no
idea

1708
00:39:48,950 --> 00:39:48,960
idea
 

1709
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,870
idea
we know each other

1710
00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:50,880
we know each other
 

1711
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:51,990
we know each other
well then

1712
00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:52,000
well then
 

1713
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,349
well then
perhaps you can get him to tell us where

1714
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:53,359
perhaps you can get him to tell us where
 

1715
00:39:53,359 --> 00:39:56,390
perhaps you can get him to tell us where
the horses

1716
00:39:56,390 --> 00:39:56,400
the horses
 

1717
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,710
the horses
well mr uh

1718
00:39:58,710 --> 00:39:58,720
well mr uh
 

1719
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,390
well mr uh
leo wilton

1720
00:40:00,390 --> 00:40:00,400
leo wilton
 

1721
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,670
leo wilton
leo

1722
00:40:01,670 --> 00:40:01,680
leo
 

1723
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,790
leo
did you take the horse

1724
00:40:04,790 --> 00:40:04,800

 

1725
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,510

now why i do a thing like that

1726
00:40:07,510 --> 00:40:07,520
now why i do a thing like that
 

1727
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,270
now why i do a thing like that
a sports car perhaps but a racehorse

1728
00:40:11,270 --> 00:40:11,280
a sports car perhaps but a racehorse
 

1729
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,510
a sports car perhaps but a racehorse
what am i going to do eat it depends how

1730
00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:13,520
what am i going to do eat it depends how
 

1731
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,870
what am i going to do eat it depends how
hungry you are

1732
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:14,880
hungry you are
 

1733
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,990
hungry you are
or perhaps you thought you'd leave the

1734
00:40:15,990 --> 00:40:16,000
or perhaps you thought you'd leave the
 

1735
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,910
or perhaps you thought you'd leave the
head in that nice mr griffith's bed

1736
00:40:19,910 --> 00:40:19,920

 

1737
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,230

no if you had stirred on that horse he

1738
00:40:22,230 --> 00:40:22,240
no if you had stirred on that horse he
 

1739
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,750
no if you had stirred on that horse he
would have towed your caravan to another

1740
00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:23,760
would have towed your caravan to another
 

1741
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,069
would have towed your caravan to another
county by now it's one fast animal

1742
00:40:26,069 --> 00:40:26,079
county by now it's one fast animal
 

1743
00:40:26,079 --> 00:40:29,030
county by now it's one fast animal
exactly well if you didn't take it who

1744
00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:29,040
exactly well if you didn't take it who
 

1745
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,710
exactly well if you didn't take it who
did

1746
00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:30,720
did
 

1747
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,950
did
in my world we look for who has the most

1748
00:40:32,950 --> 00:40:32,960
in my world we look for who has the most
 

1749
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,390
in my world we look for who has the most
to gain

1750
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:34,400
to gain
 

1751
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,069
to gain
and somewhere in your world the same

1752
00:40:36,069 --> 00:40:36,079
and somewhere in your world the same
 

1753
00:40:36,079 --> 00:40:38,710
and somewhere in your world the same
rule applies

1754
00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:38,720
rule applies
 

1755
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,470
rule applies
you can be a tiny bit more specific

1756
00:40:40,470 --> 00:40:40,480
you can be a tiny bit more specific
 

1757
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:46,150
you can be a tiny bit more specific
could you

1758
00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:46,160

 

1759
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,710

everything is closer to home

1760
00:40:48,710 --> 00:40:48,720
everything is closer to home
 

1761
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:53,750
everything is closer to home
than you think

1762
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:53,760

 

1763
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,150

no i'm still not getting it

1764
00:40:56,150 --> 00:40:56,160
no i'm still not getting it
 

1765
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,150
no i'm still not getting it
everything is closer to home than you

1766
00:40:58,150 --> 00:40:58,160
everything is closer to home than you
 

1767
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,150
everything is closer to home than you
think

1768
00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:00,160
think
 

1769
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,910
think
that's all we've got to go on lyle this

1770
00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:01,920
that's all we've got to go on lyle this
 

1771
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,510
that's all we've got to go on lyle this
isn't really our concern this is a

1772
00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:03,520
isn't really our concern this is a
 

1773
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,829
isn't really our concern this is a
police matter it's a code and i'm going

1774
00:41:05,829 --> 00:41:05,839
police matter it's a code and i'm going
 

1775
00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:07,829
police matter it's a code and i'm going
to crack it

1776
00:41:07,829 --> 00:41:07,839
to crack it
 

1777
00:41:07,839 --> 00:41:09,670
to crack it
close to home closer to home closer to

1778
00:41:09,670 --> 00:41:09,680
close to home closer to home closer to
 

1779
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,510
close to home closer to home closer to
home close to home you sound like a

1780
00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:11,520
home close to home you sound like a
 

1781
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,990
home close to home you sound like a
galloping horse

1782
00:41:13,990 --> 00:41:14,000
galloping horse
 

1783
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,470
galloping horse
maybe i'm meant to maybe that's the clue

1784
00:41:16,470 --> 00:41:16,480
maybe i'm meant to maybe that's the clue
 

1785
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,630
maybe i'm meant to maybe that's the clue
don't lie honestly i'm going to lose a

1786
00:41:18,630 --> 00:41:18,640
don't lie honestly i'm going to lose a
 

1787
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,670
don't lie honestly i'm going to lose a
bucket load of money on the flaming

1788
00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:19,680
bucket load of money on the flaming
 

1789
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,829
bucket load of money on the flaming
thing if we don't find it okay so who'd

1790
00:41:21,829 --> 00:41:21,839
thing if we don't find it okay so who'd
 

1791
00:41:21,839 --> 00:41:23,109
thing if we don't find it okay so who'd
lose a bucket full of money on the

1792
00:41:23,109 --> 00:41:23,119
lose a bucket full of money on the
 

1793
00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:30,870
lose a bucket full of money on the
flaming thing if it was found

1794
00:41:30,870 --> 00:41:30,880

 

1795
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,190

scott

1796
00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:33,200
scott
 

1797
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,030
scott
and that's as close to home as it gets

1798
00:41:35,030 --> 00:41:35,040
and that's as close to home as it gets
 

1799
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,030
and that's as close to home as it gets
[\h__\h] you are a genius

1800
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:39,040
[\h__\h] you are a genius
 

1801
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,710
[\h__\h] you are a genius
b he's all right

1802
00:41:40,710 --> 00:41:40,720
b he's all right
 

1803
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,990
b he's all right
i've been looking after him and

1804
00:41:41,990 --> 00:41:42,000
i've been looking after him and
 

1805
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,950
i've been looking after him and
everything

1806
00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:42,960
everything
 

1807
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,270
everything
i put him in the bar next to the field

1808
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:45,280
i put him in the bar next to the field
 

1809
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:50,880
i put him in the bar next to the field
no one thought of looking in there

1810
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:50,890

 

1811
00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:58,530

[Music]

1812
00:41:58,530 --> 00:41:58,540
[Music]
 

1813
00:41:58,540 --> 00:42:07,510
[Music]
[Applause]

1814
00:42:07,510 --> 00:42:07,520

 

1815
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:12,090

oh

1816
00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:12,100

 

1817
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:20,550

[Music]

1818
00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:20,560

 

1819
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,910

they're gonna kill me at school when i

1820
00:42:21,910 --> 00:42:21,920
they're gonna kill me at school when i
 

1821
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,670
they're gonna kill me at school when i
give them their money back

1822
00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:23,680
give them their money back
 

1823
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,750
give them their money back
they can try scott but i'll have to get

1824
00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:25,760
they can try scott but i'll have to get
 

1825
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,990
they can try scott but i'll have to get
through me first

1826
00:42:29,990 --> 00:42:30,000

 

1827
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,430

give me five

1828
00:42:31,430 --> 00:42:31,440
give me five
 

1829
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:37,010
give me five
come on mr collins let's set you up

1830
00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:37,020

 

1831
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:40,950

[Music]

1832
00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:40,960

 

1833
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,550

all part of the mediation service

1834
00:42:44,550 --> 00:42:44,560
all part of the mediation service
 

1835
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,870
all part of the mediation service
not that it did me much good oh i don't

1836
00:42:46,870 --> 00:42:46,880
not that it did me much good oh i don't
 

1837
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,990
not that it did me much good oh i don't
know

1838
00:42:51,990 --> 00:42:52,000

 

1839
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,589

brenda

1840
00:42:53,589 --> 00:42:53,599
brenda
 

1841
00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:56,710
brenda
brenda's agreed to give it another go

1842
00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:56,720
brenda's agreed to give it another go
 

1843
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,630
brenda's agreed to give it another go
and that at the end of the day your

1844
00:42:58,630 --> 00:42:58,640
and that at the end of the day your
 

1845
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,550
and that at the end of the day your
transvesticism is

1846
00:43:00,550 --> 00:43:00,560
transvesticism is
 

1847
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:01,589
transvesticism is
well

1848
00:43:01,589 --> 00:43:01,599
well
 

1849
00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:05,910
well
immaterial

1850
00:43:05,910 --> 00:43:05,920

 

1851
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,710

so when did this happen

1852
00:43:08,710 --> 00:43:08,720
so when did this happen
 

1853
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,750
so when did this happen
well mr kingdom told me to close my eyes

1854
00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:11,760
well mr kingdom told me to close my eyes
 

1855
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,230
well mr kingdom told me to close my eyes
you mean open them

1856
00:43:14,230 --> 00:43:14,240
you mean open them
 

1857
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,470
you mean open them
i'll explain you later

1858
00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:16,480
i'll explain you later
 

1859
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:22,950
i'll explain you later
mr collins we mrs collins

1860
00:43:22,950 --> 00:43:22,960

 

1861
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,109

yeah

1862
00:43:25,109 --> 00:43:25,119
yeah
 

1863
00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:27,430
yeah
give me a nightie willie

1864
00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:27,440
give me a nightie willie
 

1865
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,850
give me a nightie willie
don't push

1866
00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:29,860
don't push
 

1867
00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:39,380
don't push
[Music]

1868
00:43:39,380 --> 00:43:39,390
[Music]
 

1869
00:43:39,390 --> 00:43:39,860
[Music]
[Applause]

1870
00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:39,870
[Applause]
 

1871
00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:51,270
[Applause]
[Music]

1872
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:51,280
[Music]
 

1873
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,510
[Music]
did you find what you were looking for

1874
00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:53,520
did you find what you were looking for
 

1875
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,190
did you find what you were looking for
indeed i did

1876
00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:55,200
indeed i did
 

1877
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,110
indeed i did
that's my fault

1878
00:43:56,110 --> 00:43:56,120
that's my fault
 

1879
00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,230
that's my fault
[Music]

1880
00:44:00,230 --> 00:44:00,240

 

1881
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,710

well that looks very promising

1882
00:44:02,710 --> 00:44:02,720
well that looks very promising
 

1883
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:05,590
well that looks very promising
what's the point oh very well

1884
00:44:05,590 --> 00:44:05,600
what's the point oh very well
 

1885
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:11,910
what's the point oh very well
[Music]

1886
00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:11,920
[Music]
 

1887
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,670
[Music]
yes i do actually um

1888
00:44:13,670 --> 00:44:13,680
yes i do actually um
 

1889
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,670
yes i do actually um
songs of ladies

1890
00:44:15,670 --> 00:44:15,680
songs of ladies
 

1891
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,309
songs of ladies
this one's killing me

1892
00:44:18,309 --> 00:44:18,319
this one's killing me
 

1893
00:44:18,319 --> 00:44:20,230
this one's killing me
it was when gloria was off sick and i

1894
00:44:20,230 --> 00:44:20,240
it was when gloria was off sick and i
 

1895
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,710
it was when gloria was off sick and i
was helping out in the office i was

1896
00:44:22,710 --> 00:44:22,720
was helping out in the office i was
 

1897
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:26,230
was helping out in the office i was
close to nirvana ted it was it was

1898
00:44:26,230 --> 00:44:26,240
close to nirvana ted it was it was
 

1899
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,790
close to nirvana ted it was it was
council legislation it was an inch away

1900
00:44:28,790 --> 00:44:28,800
council legislation it was an inch away
 

1901
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,589
council legislation it was an inch away
i could have touched it next time sydney

1902
00:44:31,589 --> 00:44:31,599
i could have touched it next time sydney
 

1903
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:33,510
i could have touched it next time sydney
yeah well i just hope that flu keeps

1904
00:44:33,510 --> 00:44:33,520
yeah well i just hope that flu keeps
 

1905
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:51,109
yeah well i just hope that flu keeps
circulating

1906
00:44:51,109 --> 00:44:51,119

 

1907
00:44:51,119 --> 00:44:53,109

how do you know about odds

1908
00:44:53,109 --> 00:44:53,119
how do you know about odds
 

1909
00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:56,390
how do you know about odds
um lyle explains a lot to me

1910
00:44:56,390 --> 00:44:56,400
um lyle explains a lot to me
 

1911
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,670
um lyle explains a lot to me
as soon as i'm back at work i'm going to

1912
00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:57,680
as soon as i'm back at work i'm going to
 

1913
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,910
as soon as i'm back at work i'm going to
be having a serious work with him

1914
00:44:59,910 --> 00:44:59,920
be having a serious work with him
 

1915
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,109
be having a serious work with him
where's lyle he should be here by now i

1916
00:45:03,109 --> 00:45:03,119
where's lyle he should be here by now i
 

1917
00:45:03,119 --> 00:45:04,190
where's lyle he should be here by now i
am

1918
00:45:04,190 --> 00:45:04,200
am
 

1919
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:21,270
am
[Music]

1920
00:45:21,270 --> 00:45:21,280

 

1921
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,800

the sport of kings

1922
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:22,810
the sport of kings
 

1923
00:45:22,810 --> 00:45:24,230
the sport of kings
[Music]

1924
00:45:24,230 --> 00:45:24,240
[Music]
 

1925
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,910
[Music]
and kingdoms

1926
00:45:25,910 --> 00:45:25,920
and kingdoms
 

1927
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,040
and kingdoms
and they're all

1928
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:31,050

 

1929
00:45:31,050 --> 00:45:49,030

[Applause]

1930
00:45:49,030 --> 00:45:49,040

 

1931
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,610

oh

1932
00:45:51,610 --> 00:45:51,620
oh
 

1933
00:45:51,620 --> 00:46:17,430
oh
[Music]

1934
00:46:17,430 --> 00:46:17,440

 

1935
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,520

you