1 00:00:06,399 --> 00:00:12,880 paper was light gold in medieval times 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:12,890 3 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:17,189 [Music] 4 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:17,199 5 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:20,880 i want tobacco sugar 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:20,890 i want tobacco sugar 7 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:23,029 i want tobacco sugar [Music] 8 00:00:23,029 --> 00:00:23,039 [Music] 9 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:25,109 [Music] that everything we thought we knew about 10 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:25,119 that everything we thought we knew about 11 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,150 that everything we thought we knew about the world 12 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,160 the world 13 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:40,300 the world might turn out to be completely wrong 14 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:40,310 15 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:43,190 [Music] 16 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:43,200 [Music] 17 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,869 [Music] look at him 18 00:00:44,869 --> 00:00:44,879 look at him 19 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:47,270 look at him sleeping like a baby 20 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:47,280 sleeping like a baby 21 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,350 sleeping like a baby not a care in the world 22 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:49,360 not a care in the world 23 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,310 not a care in the world bless his cotton socks he hasn't got any 24 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:52,320 bless his cotton socks he hasn't got any 25 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,750 bless his cotton socks he hasn't got any took them away from him so he wouldn't 26 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:53,760 took them away from him so he wouldn't 27 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,510 took them away from him so he wouldn't hang himself 28 00:00:55,510 --> 00:00:55,520 hang himself 29 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,950 hang himself still he must have had quite a tough 30 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:56,960 still he must have had quite a tough 31 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,670 still he must have had quite a tough night even tougher morning 32 00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:00,680 night even tougher morning 33 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:06,330 night even tougher morning yjk what are you doing 34 00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:06,340 35 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:20,550 [Music] 36 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:20,560 [Music] 37 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:21,670 [Music] that you 38 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:21,680 that you 39 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,910 that you what answers can i possibly give you 40 00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:23,920 what answers can i possibly give you 41 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,749 what answers can i possibly give you that time your brother faked his suicide 42 00:01:27,749 --> 00:01:27,759 that time your brother faked his suicide 43 00:01:27,759 --> 00:01:30,149 that time your brother faked his suicide wasted 18 months of police time left the 44 00:01:30,149 --> 00:01:30,159 wasted 18 months of police time left the 45 00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:32,550 wasted 18 months of police time left the country under an assumed name used said 46 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:32,560 country under an assumed name used said 47 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,109 country under an assumed name used said name to appropriate funds and then when 48 00:01:35,109 --> 00:01:35,119 name to appropriate funds and then when 49 00:01:35,119 --> 00:01:37,429 name to appropriate funds and then when he came back you conveniently forgot to 50 00:01:37,429 --> 00:01:37,439 he came back you conveniently forgot to 51 00:01:37,439 --> 00:01:39,590 he came back you conveniently forgot to tell me and you get me never thought i'd 52 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:39,600 tell me and you get me never thought i'd 53 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,109 tell me and you get me never thought i'd have to say this to you but i hope you 54 00:01:41,109 --> 00:01:41,119 have to say this to you but i hope you 55 00:01:41,119 --> 00:01:45,450 have to say this to you but i hope you know a good lawyer 56 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:45,460 57 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:55,190 [Music] 58 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:55,200 [Music] 59 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,630 [Music] these up 60 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:56,640 these up 61 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,380 these up you there 62 00:01:59,380 --> 00:01:59,390 63 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:05,030 [Music] 64 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:05,040 [Music] 65 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,109 [Music] oh yeah 66 00:02:07,109 --> 00:02:07,119 oh yeah 67 00:02:07,119 --> 00:02:13,170 oh yeah picnic 68 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:13,180 69 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:23,640 [Music] 70 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:23,650 71 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:24,450 [Applause] 72 00:02:24,450 --> 00:02:24,460 [Applause] 73 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:35,620 [Applause] [Music] 74 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:35,630 75 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:41,030 [Music] 76 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:41,040 77 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,290 oh 78 00:02:42,290 --> 00:02:42,300 oh 79 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:58,710 oh [Music] 80 00:02:58,710 --> 00:02:58,720 81 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:03,670 is 82 00:03:03,670 --> 00:03:03,680 83 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:08,309 [Music] 84 00:03:08,309 --> 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of the cell 101 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,429 only threw the peephole of the cell that happened 102 00:04:09,429 --> 00:04:09,439 103 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:11,190 you looked small 104 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:11,200 you looked small 105 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,630 you looked small very small 106 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:14,640 107 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:18,380 oh 108 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:18,390 109 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:30,469 [Music] 110 00:04:30,469 --> 00:04:30,479 [Music] 111 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,390 [Music] oh dear 112 00:04:32,390 --> 00:04:32,400 oh dear 113 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,710 oh dear i've got something for that 114 00:04:34,710 --> 00:04:34,720 i've got something for that 115 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,909 i've got something for that now 116 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:35,919 now 117 00:04:35,919 --> 00:04:37,909 now don't touch it 118 00:04:37,909 --> 00:04:37,919 don't touch it 119 00:04:37,919 --> 00:04:40,469 don't touch it let it soak in ah 120 00:04:40,469 --> 00:04:40,479 let it soak in ah 121 00:04:40,479 --> 00:04:42,870 let it soak in ah everything's going wrong today 122 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:42,880 everything's going wrong today 123 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,950 everything's going wrong today is there any news on simon 124 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:44,960 is there any news on simon 125 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:49,189 is there any news on simon in here 126 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:49,199 127 00:04:49,199 --> 00:04:50,390 morning 128 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:50,400 morning 129 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:56,310 morning good morning 130 00:04:56,310 --> 00:04:56,320 131 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,430 it's my boyfriend he's 132 00:04:59,430 --> 00:04:59,440 it's my boyfriend he's 133 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,830 it's my boyfriend he's well he's not returning my calls 134 00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:01,840 well he's not returning my calls 135 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,350 well he's not returning my calls one minute he was there 136 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:03,360 one minute he was there 137 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,110 one minute he was there the next he was gone i don't seem to be 138 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:05,120 the next he was gone i don't seem to be 139 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,469 the next he was gone i don't seem to be able to track him down 140 00:05:06,469 --> 00:05:06,479 able to track him down 141 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:09,350 able to track him down i'm a solicitor i'm a private detective 142 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:09,360 i'm a solicitor i'm a private detective 143 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,189 i'm a solicitor i'm a private detective i am aware of that 144 00:05:11,189 --> 00:05:11,199 i am aware of that 145 00:05:11,199 --> 00:05:13,189 i am aware of that but i don't know where else to turn well 146 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:13,199 but i don't know where else to turn well 147 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:15,670 but i don't know where else to turn well i'm sorry i'm expecting his baby 148 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:15,680 i'm sorry i'm expecting his baby 149 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,390 i'm sorry i'm expecting his baby oh 150 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:16,400 oh 151 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,270 oh i really don't think it's right 152 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:19,280 i really don't think it's right 153 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:22,830 i really don't think it's right he can just run off and leave me 154 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:22,840 he can just run off and leave me 155 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,710 he can just run off and leave me well 156 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:24,720 well 157 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,870 well if he has indeed reneged on his parental 158 00:05:26,870 --> 00:05:26,880 if he has indeed reneged on his parental 159 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,550 if he has indeed reneged on his parental duties then that's something i'm fast 160 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:28,560 duties then that's something i'm fast 161 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,469 duties then that's something i'm fast becoming an expert in 162 00:05:30,469 --> 00:05:30,479 becoming an expert in 163 00:05:30,479 --> 00:05:33,670 becoming an expert in i suppose this scoundrel has a name 164 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:33,680 i suppose this scoundrel has a name 165 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:34,790 i suppose this scoundrel has a name brad 166 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:34,800 brad 167 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,710 brad bradley johnson 168 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:36,720 bradley johnson 169 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,390 bradley johnson captain bradley johnson of the united 170 00:05:38,390 --> 00:05:38,400 captain bradley johnson of the united 171 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,670 captain bradley johnson of the united states air force 172 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:41,680 173 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,029 it's war 174 00:05:43,029 --> 00:05:43,039 it's war 175 00:05:43,039 --> 00:05:44,870 it's war no i'm sorry they're attacking mr 176 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:44,880 no i'm sorry they're attacking mr 177 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,270 no i'm sorry they're attacking mr kingdom mr snell would you say goodbye 178 00:05:47,270 --> 00:05:47,280 kingdom mr snell would you say goodbye 179 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,830 kingdom mr snell would you say goodbye to miss constantine on your way out 180 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:49,840 to miss constantine on your way out 181 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,510 to miss constantine on your way out goodbye look those yanks have taken the 182 00:05:51,510 --> 00:05:51,520 goodbye look those yanks have taken the 183 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,670 goodbye look those yanks have taken the flight path directly over my house and 184 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:53,680 flight path directly over my house and 185 00:05:53,680 --> 00:06:00,070 flight path directly over my house and they've nearly shake my teeth up please 186 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:00,080 187 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,350 sorry about that 188 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:01,360 sorry about that 189 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,790 sorry about that it gets a bit exciting from time to time 190 00:06:04,790 --> 00:06:04,800 it gets a bit exciting from time to time 191 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,629 it gets a bit exciting from time to time so you'll help then 192 00:06:06,629 --> 00:06:06,639 so you'll help then 193 00:06:06,639 --> 00:06:08,629 so you'll help then well when it comes to taking on the 194 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:08,639 well when it comes to taking on the 195 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:10,710 well when it comes to taking on the entire might of the american air force 196 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:10,720 entire might of the american air force 197 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,550 entire might of the american air force it would seem that i'm the man for the 198 00:06:12,550 --> 00:06:12,560 it would seem that i'm the man for the 199 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:16,950 it would seem that i'm the man for the job 200 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:16,960 201 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,230 hey 202 00:06:18,230 --> 00:06:18,240 hey 203 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,830 hey now i don't want to sound preachy what 204 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:19,840 now i don't want to sound preachy what 205 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,830 now i don't want to sound preachy what have you ever thought about a push bike 206 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:21,840 have you ever thought about a push bike 207 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,110 have you ever thought about a push bike only the environment's getting very 208 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:23,120 only the environment's getting very 209 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,150 only the environment's getting very angry at us and i thought maybe 210 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:26,160 angry at us and i thought maybe 211 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,990 angry at us and i thought maybe maybe 212 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:28,000 maybe 213 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,469 maybe we could get a tandem 214 00:06:32,469 --> 00:06:32,479 215 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,390 sorry um 216 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:34,400 sorry um 217 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,150 sorry um maybe the speed camera photos are not 218 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:36,160 maybe the speed camera photos are not 219 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,990 maybe the speed camera photos are not just telling you to slow down what to 220 00:06:37,990 --> 00:06:38,000 just telling you to slow down what to 221 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,230 just telling you to slow down what to change your mode of transport it wasn't 222 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:40,240 change your mode of transport it wasn't 223 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,830 change your mode of transport it wasn't me 224 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:41,840 me 225 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:43,830 me well it's your motorbike license number 226 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:43,840 well it's your motorbike license number 227 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,830 well it's your motorbike license number it wasn't riding here 228 00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:45,840 it wasn't riding here 229 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,510 it wasn't riding here so who was 230 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:47,520 so who was 231 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:51,830 so who was i don't know 232 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:51,840 233 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,510 i'll chase it up for you 234 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:53,520 i'll chase it up for you 235 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,790 i'll chase it up for you see if we can't contest the points in 236 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:54,800 see if we can't contest the points in 237 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,990 see if we can't contest the points in the finale 238 00:06:57,990 --> 00:06:58,000 239 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:04,950 after you 240 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:04,960 241 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,790 uh i was gonna take the little one for a 242 00:07:06,790 --> 00:07:06,800 uh i was gonna take the little one for a 243 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,790 uh i was gonna take the little one for a walk under it if you fancy coming 244 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:08,800 walk under it if you fancy coming 245 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,830 walk under it if you fancy coming i would obviously uh i've just got so 246 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:11,840 i would obviously uh i've just got so 247 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,110 i would obviously uh i've just got so much to do 248 00:07:15,110 --> 00:07:15,120 249 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:20,550 sorry 250 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:20,560 251 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,909 ah 252 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:21,919 ah 253 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:25,110 ah yeah freshly fed changed and winded 254 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:25,120 yeah freshly fed changed and winded 255 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,629 yeah freshly fed changed and winded seems like i really picked the wrong 256 00:07:26,629 --> 00:07:26,639 seems like i really picked the wrong 257 00:07:26,639 --> 00:07:28,790 seems like i really picked the wrong brother 258 00:07:28,790 --> 00:07:28,800 brother 259 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,870 brother mr kingdom i want you to divert those 260 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:30,880 mr kingdom i want you to divert those 261 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,350 mr kingdom i want you to divert those jets i really want with anti-aircraft 262 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:33,360 jets i really want with anti-aircraft 263 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,990 jets i really want with anti-aircraft fire ground-to-air missiles don't use 264 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:36,000 fire ground-to-air missiles don't use 265 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,830 fire ground-to-air missiles don't use your lawyer's noggin that's your best 266 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:37,840 your lawyer's noggin that's your best 267 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,270 your lawyer's noggin that's your best weapon 268 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:39,280 weapon 269 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,390 weapon oh sorry sorry sorry um look um the 270 00:07:42,390 --> 00:07:42,400 oh sorry sorry sorry um look um the 271 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,869 oh sorry sorry sorry um look um the council must have granted them the right 272 00:07:44,869 --> 00:07:44,879 council must have granted them the right 273 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:47,029 council must have granted them the right to fly over me so you've got to get them 274 00:07:47,029 --> 00:07:47,039 to fly over me so you've got to get them 275 00:07:47,039 --> 00:07:48,550 to fly over me so you've got to get them to 276 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:48,560 to 277 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,070 to unground the right 278 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:50,080 unground the right 279 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,070 unground the right i'm gonna grant the right and make a 280 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:52,080 i'm gonna grant the right and make a 281 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,150 i'm gonna grant the right and make a good protest song wouldn't it 282 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:54,160 good protest song wouldn't it 283 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,710 good protest song wouldn't it yeah well at this rate my own will be 284 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:56,720 yeah well at this rate my own will be 285 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,469 yeah well at this rate my own will be reduced to rubble then i have to find 286 00:07:58,469 --> 00:07:58,479 reduced to rubble then i have to find 287 00:07:58,479 --> 00:07:59,990 reduced to rubble then i have to find somewhere else to live and what the 288 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:00,000 somewhere else to live and what the 289 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,589 somewhere else to live and what the price is being like they are and all the 290 00:08:01,589 --> 00:08:01,599 price is being like they are and all the 291 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:03,270 price is being like they are and all the townies coming in it means i might have 292 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:03,280 townies coming in it means i might have 293 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,150 townies coming in it means i might have to leave market shipwreck for good 294 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:06,160 to leave market shipwreck for good 295 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,430 to leave market shipwreck for good really 296 00:08:07,430 --> 00:08:07,440 really 297 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,629 really peter 298 00:08:08,629 --> 00:08:08,639 peter 299 00:08:08,639 --> 00:08:10,950 peter that would be awful mr snow we can't 300 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:10,960 that would be awful mr snow we can't 301 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:15,110 that would be awful mr snow we can't have that can we oh thank you 302 00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:15,120 have that can we oh thank you 303 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,550 have that can we oh thank you peter kingdom 304 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:16,560 peter kingdom 305 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:22,629 peter kingdom you're a good man 306 00:08:22,629 --> 00:08:22,639 307 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:24,469 a good man 308 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:24,479 a good man 309 00:08:24,479 --> 00:08:33,589 a good man and anyone on earth gave him that idea 310 00:08:33,589 --> 00:08:33,599 311 00:08:33,599 --> 00:08:35,269 is that simon's 312 00:08:35,269 --> 00:08:35,279 is that simon's 313 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:36,630 is that simon's yes 314 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:36,640 yes 315 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:44,710 yes oh she got in it 316 00:08:44,710 --> 00:08:44,720 317 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,630 you're starting to worry me peter 318 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:46,640 you're starting to worry me peter 319 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,790 you're starting to worry me peter i'm starting to worry myself next to 320 00:08:48,790 --> 00:08:48,800 i'm starting to worry myself next to 321 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:54,870 i'm starting to worry myself next to simon 322 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:54,880 323 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,110 i thought you went there to help him 324 00:08:57,110 --> 00:08:57,120 i thought you went there to help him 325 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,470 i thought you went there to help him even if i wanted to i'm not allowed to 326 00:08:58,470 --> 00:08:58,480 even if i wanted to i'm not allowed to 327 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,310 even if i wanted to i'm not allowed to represent my own brother it contravenes 328 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:00,320 represent my own brother it contravenes 329 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,110 represent my own brother it contravenes every known legal practice 330 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:03,120 every known legal practice 331 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,710 every known legal practice would have been so much easier if he'd 332 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:04,720 would have been so much easier if he'd 333 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,670 would have been so much easier if he'd stayed dead 334 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:07,680 335 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,630 this is bad 336 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:10,640 this is bad 337 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,550 this is bad market shipper is a town of gossip 338 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:12,560 market shipper is a town of gossip 339 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,389 market shipper is a town of gossip encounter gossip and some of it sticks 340 00:09:14,389 --> 00:09:14,399 encounter gossip and some of it sticks 341 00:09:14,399 --> 00:09:16,630 encounter gossip and some of it sticks for a lifetime if word gets around the 342 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:16,640 for a lifetime if word gets around the 343 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,070 for a lifetime if word gets around the time it's incarcerated no one's going to 344 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:18,080 time it's incarcerated no one's going to 345 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,389 time it's incarcerated no one's going to want to be represented by us 346 00:09:20,389 --> 00:09:20,399 want to be represented by us 347 00:09:20,399 --> 00:09:22,150 want to be represented by us then all i can say is you better find a 348 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:22,160 then all i can say is you better find a 349 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,750 then all i can say is you better find a way out of this 350 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:23,760 way out of this 351 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:27,829 way out of this money makes the world go wrong a little 352 00:09:27,829 --> 00:09:27,839 money makes the world go wrong a little 353 00:09:27,839 --> 00:09:29,750 money makes the world go wrong a little compounded 354 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:29,760 compounded 355 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:34,389 compounded no no no no 356 00:09:34,389 --> 00:09:34,399 357 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:36,710 tell him about the money tell him about 358 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:36,720 tell him about the money tell him about 359 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,430 tell him about the money tell him about the money 360 00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:39,440 361 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,150 no he'd never understand 362 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:42,160 no he'd never understand 363 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,990 no he'd never understand she's really keen on me 364 00:09:43,990 --> 00:09:44,000 she's really keen on me 365 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,269 she's really keen on me honor 366 00:09:45,269 --> 00:09:45,279 honor 367 00:09:45,279 --> 00:09:46,550 honor and i can't believe her i am a real 368 00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:46,560 and i can't believe her i am a real 369 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,389 and i can't believe her i am a real catch well there's a squid but you 370 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:48,399 catch well there's a squid but you 371 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:50,070 catch well there's a squid but you wouldn't want one pushing a pram for you 372 00:09:50,070 --> 00:09:50,080 wouldn't want one pushing a pram for you 373 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,590 wouldn't want one pushing a pram for you would you trouble is i think i like this 374 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:51,600 would you trouble is i think i like this 375 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,630 would you trouble is i think i like this biker 376 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:52,640 biker 377 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,829 biker no we are 378 00:09:53,829 --> 00:09:53,839 no we are 379 00:09:53,839 --> 00:09:55,269 no we are covering the full spectrum of our 380 00:09:55,269 --> 00:09:55,279 covering the full spectrum of our 381 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:57,350 covering the full spectrum of our sexuality today aren't we 382 00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:57,360 sexuality today aren't we 383 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,230 sexuality today aren't we not not a big fat hairy bloke a woman 384 00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:00,240 not not a big fat hairy bloke a woman 385 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,509 not not a big fat hairy bloke a woman with all the 386 00:10:01,509 --> 00:10:01,519 with all the 387 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:03,430 with all the curves and swerves yes shall we talk 388 00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:03,440 curves and swerves yes shall we talk 389 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,030 curves and swerves yes shall we talk about something else 390 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:05,040 about something else 391 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,389 about something else do you want to talk about 392 00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:06,399 do you want to talk about 393 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:09,990 do you want to talk about anything but your frantic hormones okay 394 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:10,000 anything but your frantic hormones okay 395 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,310 anything but your frantic hormones okay here's one 396 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:12,320 here's one 397 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,030 here's one let's talk about simon 398 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:15,040 let's talk about simon 399 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,870 let's talk about simon perhaps not that 400 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:16,880 perhaps not that 401 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,430 perhaps not that the weather no that's much better 402 00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:19,440 the weather no that's much better 403 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,190 the weather no that's much better as in whether or not your brother's 404 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:21,200 as in whether or not your brother's 405 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:29,950 as in whether or not your brother's gonna ruin us 406 00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:29,960 407 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:35,780 [Music] 408 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:35,790 409 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:42,069 [Applause] 410 00:10:42,069 --> 00:10:42,079 411 00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:44,630 morning sir name in business 412 00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:44,640 morning sir name in business 413 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,350 morning sir name in business peter kingdom and this is lyle anderson 414 00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:47,360 peter kingdom and this is lyle anderson 415 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,430 peter kingdom and this is lyle anderson sir 416 00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:49,440 sir 417 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,230 sir uh we're here to see the base commander 418 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:52,240 uh we're here to see the base commander 419 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,750 uh we're here to see the base commander it's on mitten 420 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:55,760 421 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,910 you stand still sir we're killing that 422 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:57,920 you stand still sir we're killing that 423 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,150 you stand still sir we're killing that go there sir eastgate eastgate i need 424 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:00,160 go there sir eastgate eastgate i need 425 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,750 go there sir eastgate eastgate i need backup we have no intruder repeat we 426 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:01,760 backup we have no intruder repeat we 427 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,670 backup we have no intruder repeat we have an introduction to genuine phobia 428 00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:03,680 have an introduction to genuine phobia 429 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:06,389 have an introduction to genuine phobia right sure get down the ground head back 430 00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:06,399 right sure get down the ground head back 431 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,990 right sure get down the ground head back on with them there's no need for them 432 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:08,000 on with them there's no need for them 433 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,310 on with them there's no need for them out you're under arrest oh well thank 434 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:10,320 out you're under arrest oh well thank 435 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,870 out you're under arrest oh well thank you lyle let's make it a family affair 436 00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:12,880 you lyle let's make it a family affair 437 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,630 you lyle let's make it a family affair shall we let's get all the kingdoms 438 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:14,640 shall we let's get all the kingdoms 439 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:21,110 shall we let's get all the kingdoms locked up well now 440 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:21,120 441 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,230 ugh 442 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:22,240 ugh 443 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,150 ugh i forgot to share a cell now this is 444 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:24,160 i forgot to share a cell now this is 445 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,590 i forgot to share a cell now this is your lawyer 446 00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:25,600 your lawyer 447 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,509 your lawyer i'll have to provide you with one and 448 00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:27,519 i'll have to provide you with one and 449 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:29,990 i'll have to provide you with one and since your brother can't or won't 450 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:30,000 since your brother can't or won't 451 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,069 since your brother can't or won't meet mr arndale command dale and 452 00:11:32,069 --> 00:11:32,079 meet mr arndale command dale and 453 00:11:32,079 --> 00:11:33,750 meet mr arndale command dale and callaway 454 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:33,760 callaway 455 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,389 callaway are you serious go gentle on him 456 00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:36,399 are you serious go gentle on him 457 00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:37,829 are you serious go gentle on him he's just come back from a nervous 458 00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:37,839 he's just come back from a nervous 459 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:43,740 he's just come back from a nervous breakdown 460 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:43,750 461 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:49,190 [Music] 462 00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:49,200 [Music] 463 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,190 [Music] next time someone challenges you on your 464 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:51,200 next time someone challenges you on your 465 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,949 next time someone challenges you on your business try giving them a straight 466 00:11:52,949 --> 00:11:52,959 business try giving them a straight 467 00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:53,910 business try giving them a straight answer 468 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:53,920 answer 469 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:57,670 answer i'm scared of bees 470 00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:57,680 471 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,670 and what can we do for you other than 472 00:11:59,670 --> 00:11:59,680 and what can we do for you other than 473 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,710 and what can we do for you other than darning your hole uh well two things uh 474 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:02,720 darning your hole uh well two things uh 475 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,430 darning your hole uh well two things uh really firstly uh your jets are flying 476 00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:05,440 really firstly uh your jets are flying 477 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,269 really firstly uh your jets are flying over a client's house someone's got to 478 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:07,279 over a client's house someone's got to 479 00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:08,829 over a client's house someone's got to defend your country 480 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:08,839 defend your country 481 00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:12,470 defend your country kingdom is from you it would seem 482 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:12,480 kingdom is from you it would seem 483 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,069 kingdom is from you it would seem uh but more pressingly we need to be in 484 00:12:14,069 --> 00:12:14,079 uh but more pressingly we need to be in 485 00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:16,870 uh but more pressingly we need to be in touch with captain bradley johnson who 486 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:16,880 touch with captain bradley johnson who 487 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,790 touch with captain bradley johnson who one of your pilots bradley johnson 488 00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:18,800 one of your pilots bradley johnson 489 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,069 one of your pilots bradley johnson captain 490 00:12:20,069 --> 00:12:20,079 captain 491 00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:23,430 captain never heard of him 492 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:23,440 493 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,430 all right well thanks uh thanks all the 494 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:25,440 all right well thanks uh thanks all the 495 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,509 all right well thanks uh thanks all the same but um if it comes to i think i'll 496 00:12:27,509 --> 00:12:27,519 same but um if it comes to i think i'll 497 00:12:27,519 --> 00:12:30,629 same but um if it comes to i think i'll uh defend myself 498 00:12:30,629 --> 00:12:30,639 uh defend myself 499 00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:33,190 uh defend myself i need a lion on a mouse 500 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:33,200 i need a lion on a mouse 501 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,990 i need a lion on a mouse there is nobody else where's peter 502 00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:36,000 there is nobody else where's peter 503 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:46,790 there is nobody else where's peter where is he then um 504 00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:46,800 505 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,269 oh 506 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:49,279 507 00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:52,470 oh i wish were here and maybe a 508 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:52,480 oh i wish were here and maybe a 509 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,269 oh i wish were here and maybe a bag of explosives she'd bust simon out 510 00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:55,279 bag of explosives she'd bust simon out 511 00:12:55,279 --> 00:12:57,190 bag of explosives she'd bust simon out of jail and then 512 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:57,200 of jail and then 513 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,030 of jail and then hopefully we'd never see him again 514 00:12:59,030 --> 00:12:59,040 hopefully we'd never see him again 515 00:12:59,040 --> 00:12:59,910 hopefully we'd never see him again no 516 00:12:59,910 --> 00:12:59,920 no 517 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,590 no don't give up 518 00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:01,600 don't give up 519 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,230 don't give up that's never been your way 520 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:04,240 that's never been your way 521 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,670 that's never been your way come at the hour come at the man 522 00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:07,680 come at the hour come at the man 523 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:10,230 come at the hour come at the man all right 524 00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:10,240 525 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:22,230 i'll show those americans 526 00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:22,240 527 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,509 you can't have jets screaming over 528 00:13:23,509 --> 00:13:23,519 you can't have jets screaming over 529 00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:28,870 you can't have jets screaming over someone's house at seven in the morning 530 00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:28,880 531 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:33,430 no not even at zero 700 hours 532 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:33,440 533 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,350 can we talk 534 00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:35,360 can we talk 535 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,230 can we talk yep 536 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:38,240 537 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,629 well what do you think of me 538 00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:40,639 well what do you think of me 539 00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:41,829 well what do you think of me i 540 00:13:41,829 --> 00:13:41,839 i 541 00:13:41,839 --> 00:13:43,269 i think you're great 542 00:13:43,269 --> 00:13:43,279 think you're great 543 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:46,870 think you're great lovely 544 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:46,880 545 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,550 and if i was single and unencumbered 546 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:48,560 and if i was single and unencumbered 547 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:54,790 and if i was single and unencumbered what would you think of me 548 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:54,800 549 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,550 i thought you were great 550 00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:56,560 i thought you were great 551 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,509 i thought you were great lovely 552 00:13:57,509 --> 00:13:57,519 lovely 553 00:13:57,519 --> 00:13:59,430 lovely damn 554 00:13:59,430 --> 00:13:59,440 damn 555 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,189 damn you've got simon 556 00:14:01,189 --> 00:14:01,199 you've got simon 557 00:14:01,199 --> 00:14:02,550 you've got simon that's not quite the comforting thought 558 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:02,560 that's not quite the comforting thought 559 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,310 that's not quite the comforting thought you might think it to be i guess what 560 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:04,320 you might think it to be i guess what 561 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,389 you might think it to be i guess what i'm trying to say is 562 00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:06,399 i'm trying to say is 563 00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,790 i'm trying to say is simon might need you 564 00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:08,800 simon might need you 565 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,110 simon might need you and i wouldn't want to complicate things 566 00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:11,120 and i wouldn't want to complicate things 567 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:16,650 and i wouldn't want to complicate things why'd you have to be so nice 568 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:16,660 569 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:36,629 [Music] 570 00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:36,639 571 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:45,030 hello again 572 00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:45,040 573 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,509 lavender is heavenly this time of year 574 00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:47,519 lavender is heavenly this time of year 575 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:50,870 lavender is heavenly this time of year but what a spectacular place you have 576 00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:50,880 but what a spectacular place you have 577 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,790 but what a spectacular place you have here 578 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:52,800 here 579 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,230 here i don't really know how to put this but 580 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:54,240 i don't really know how to put this but 581 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,829 i don't really know how to put this but when i went to the air force base they 582 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:55,839 when i went to the air force base they 583 00:14:55,839 --> 00:14:57,910 when i went to the air force base they told me they don't have a captain 584 00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:57,920 told me they don't have a captain 585 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,629 told me they don't have a captain bradley johnson sorry 586 00:15:00,629 --> 00:15:00,639 bradley johnson sorry 587 00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:02,150 bradley johnson sorry they've never heard of him apparently 588 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:02,160 they've never heard of him apparently 589 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,750 they've never heard of him apparently there is no such flight captain he 590 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:03,760 there is no such flight captain he 591 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,509 there is no such flight captain he doesn't seem to exist 592 00:15:05,509 --> 00:15:05,519 doesn't seem to exist 593 00:15:05,519 --> 00:15:07,590 doesn't seem to exist but he does i've met him 594 00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:07,600 but he does i've met him 595 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,189 but he does i've met him i've heard him in my bed for goodness 596 00:15:09,189 --> 00:15:09,199 i've heard him in my bed for goodness 597 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:12,550 i've heard him in my bed for goodness sake 598 00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:12,560 599 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,710 what is this 600 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:14,720 what is this 601 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,990 what is this perhaps you can tell me a little more 602 00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:16,000 perhaps you can tell me a little more 603 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,150 perhaps you can tell me a little more about your relationship with this man as 604 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:18,160 about your relationship with this man as 605 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,110 about your relationship with this man as in 606 00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:19,120 in 607 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,990 in uh when did you disappear exactly 608 00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:22,000 uh when did you disappear exactly 609 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,509 uh when did you disappear exactly practically the moment i told him i was 610 00:15:23,509 --> 00:15:23,519 practically the moment i told him i was 611 00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:24,870 practically the moment i told him i was pregnant 612 00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:24,880 pregnant 613 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,030 pregnant how long have you been together 614 00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:27,040 how long have you been together 615 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,870 how long have you been together three months by then 616 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:28,880 three months by then 617 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,749 three months by then that's enough completely 618 00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:31,759 that's enough completely 619 00:15:31,759 --> 00:15:33,590 that's enough completely at least i thought he loved me 620 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:33,600 at least i thought he loved me 621 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,910 at least i thought he loved me and there he is running away he has to 622 00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:35,920 and there he is running away he has to 623 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,069 and there he is running away he has to wonder why any sane man would flee all 624 00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:38,079 wonder why any sane man would flee all 625 00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:39,110 wonder why any sane man would flee all this 626 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:39,120 this 627 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,509 this seems fairly credible 628 00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:41,519 seems fairly credible 629 00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:44,790 seems fairly credible i'm not lying to you mr kingdom i swear 630 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:44,800 i'm not lying to you mr kingdom i swear 631 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,870 i'm not lying to you mr kingdom i swear and i truly don't want my baby going 632 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:46,880 and i truly don't want my baby going 633 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,550 and i truly don't want my baby going fatherless 634 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:48,560 fatherless 635 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,550 fatherless brad is as real as you or me and i want 636 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:50,560 brad is as real as you or me and i want 637 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,150 brad is as real as you or me and i want you to find him 638 00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:52,160 you to find him 639 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,470 you to find him i don't know how to proceed short of 640 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:54,480 i don't know how to proceed short of 641 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,550 i don't know how to proceed short of munching and armed offensive then do 642 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:56,560 munching and armed offensive then do 643 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,509 munching and armed offensive then do that 644 00:15:57,509 --> 00:15:57,519 that 645 00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:58,790 that please 646 00:15:58,790 --> 00:15:58,800 please 647 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,389 please go in with all guns blazing if you have 648 00:16:00,389 --> 00:16:00,399 go in with all guns blazing if you have 649 00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:05,080 go in with all guns blazing if you have to 650 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:05,090 651 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:18,949 [Music] 652 00:16:18,949 --> 00:16:18,959 653 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:22,710 so listen number one 654 00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:22,720 so listen number one 655 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,710 so listen number one what don't we do 656 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:24,720 what don't we do 657 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,629 what don't we do run away from bees 658 00:16:26,629 --> 00:16:26,639 run away from bees 659 00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:27,590 run away from bees although i don't know why we're back 660 00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:27,600 although i don't know why we're back 661 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,470 although i don't know why we're back here we've already said he don't exist 662 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:30,480 here we've already said he don't exist 663 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,389 here we've already said he don't exist i think she's making it all up 664 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:32,399 i think she's making it all up 665 00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:33,910 i think she's making it all up what possible motive would she have for 666 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:33,920 what possible motive would she have for 667 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,310 what possible motive would she have for doing that i've got all the answers you 668 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:36,320 doing that i've got all the answers you 669 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,710 doing that i've got all the answers you don't have to do some of the work 670 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:38,720 don't have to do some of the work 671 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,710 don't have to do some of the work look at that another bloody petroleum 672 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:40,720 look at that another bloody petroleum 673 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,629 look at that another bloody petroleum kill in the planet there goes another 674 00:16:42,629 --> 00:16:42,639 kill in the planet there goes another 675 00:16:42,639 --> 00:16:44,389 kill in the planet there goes another polar bear 676 00:16:44,389 --> 00:16:44,399 polar bear 677 00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:45,269 polar bear what 678 00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:45,279 what 679 00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:47,189 what polar bears they swim to where the ice 680 00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:47,199 polar bears they swim to where the ice 681 00:16:47,199 --> 00:16:48,710 polar bears they swim to where the ice used to be only to find that it's melted 682 00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:48,720 used to be only to find that it's melted 683 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,550 used to be only to find that it's melted so they drown since when did you become 684 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:50,560 so they drown since when did you become 685 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,550 so they drown since when did you become a tree hugger i just want a future that 686 00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:52,560 a tree hugger i just want a future that 687 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,829 a tree hugger i just want a future that doesn't involve paddling to work in a 688 00:16:53,829 --> 00:16:53,839 doesn't involve paddling to work in a 689 00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:55,509 doesn't involve paddling to work in a canoe well there's your answer from the 690 00:16:55,509 --> 00:16:55,519 canoe well there's your answer from the 691 00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:58,470 canoe well there's your answer from the kayaking school for polar bears ooh nice 692 00:16:58,470 --> 00:16:58,480 kayaking school for polar bears ooh nice 693 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,509 kayaking school for polar bears ooh nice hog 694 00:16:59,509 --> 00:16:59,519 hog 695 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,710 hog thanks what 696 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:00,720 thanks what 697 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,509 thanks what it's a biking vernacular 698 00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:03,519 it's a biking vernacular 699 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:06,230 it's a biking vernacular um that's not bradley johnson by any 700 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:06,240 um that's not bradley johnson by any 701 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,390 um that's not bradley johnson by any chance isn't it as i let him breathe do 702 00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:08,400 chance isn't it as i let him breathe do 703 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,029 chance isn't it as i let him breathe do i know you no peter kingdom but i think 704 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:11,039 i know you no peter kingdom but i think 705 00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:13,590 i know you no peter kingdom but i think we have a mutual acquaintance camilla 706 00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:13,600 we have a mutual acquaintance camilla 707 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,069 we have a mutual acquaintance camilla constantine 708 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:16,079 constantine 709 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,350 constantine never heard of her 710 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:17,360 never heard of her 711 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,230 never heard of her i'm robinson you have listen numbnuts i 712 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:20,240 i'm robinson you have listen numbnuts i 713 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,309 i'm robinson you have listen numbnuts i don't know the girls i'm nuts take a 714 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:22,319 don't know the girls i'm nuts take a 715 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,309 don't know the girls i'm nuts take a hike big guy 716 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:24,319 hike big guy 717 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:26,710 hike big guy you sir i'm beginning to annoy you 718 00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:26,720 you sir i'm beginning to annoy you 719 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,549 you sir i'm beginning to annoy you move or i'll run you over 720 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:28,559 move or i'll run you over 721 00:17:28,559 --> 00:17:29,909 move or i'll run you over i don't think you'd like me when i'm 722 00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:29,919 i don't think you'd like me when i'm 723 00:17:29,919 --> 00:17:31,669 i don't think you'd like me when i'm angry you've seen the hulk right well 724 00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:31,679 angry you've seen the hulk right well 725 00:17:31,679 --> 00:17:37,510 angry you've seen the hulk right well this is the oxbridge version 726 00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:37,520 727 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,669 right now 728 00:17:39,669 --> 00:17:39,679 right now 729 00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:49,830 right now stop messing about come on 730 00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:49,840 731 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,390 have you counted 732 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:52,400 have you counted 733 00:17:52,400 --> 00:18:03,590 have you counted or presently correct 734 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:03,600 735 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,070 [Music] 736 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:06,080 [Music] 737 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,390 [Music] where's the driving music it is driving 738 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:08,400 where's the driving music it is driving 739 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,360 where's the driving music it is driving ish 740 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:11,370 ish 741 00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:32,740 ish [Music] 742 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:32,750 743 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:44,750 [Music] 744 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:44,760 745 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,990 [Music] 746 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:46,000 [Music] 747 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,310 [Music] you're not in a jet plane now no no 748 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:48,320 you're not in a jet plane now no no 749 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:55,510 you're not in a jet plane now no no you're on land my land 750 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:55,520 751 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:56,549 client 752 00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:56,559 client 753 00:18:56,559 --> 00:19:05,570 client not now lyle they're watching us 754 00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:05,580 755 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:16,789 [Music] 756 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:16,799 757 00:19:16,799 --> 00:19:19,909 okay 758 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:19,919 759 00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:25,990 what's it have 760 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:26,000 761 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,669 giving chase 762 00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:27,679 giving chase 763 00:19:27,679 --> 00:19:29,750 giving chase yeah on behalf of my client what is 764 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:29,760 yeah on behalf of my client what is 765 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,510 yeah on behalf of my client what is going on with you peter 766 00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:31,520 going on with you peter 767 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,470 going on with you peter i mean 768 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:32,480 i mean 769 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,310 i mean 3 pm tomorrow afternoon your brother's 770 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:34,320 3 pm tomorrow afternoon your brother's 771 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,669 3 pm tomorrow afternoon your brother's going up before the magistrate now he's 772 00:19:35,669 --> 00:19:35,679 going up before the magistrate now he's 773 00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:37,590 going up before the magistrate now he's going to try and make bail 774 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:37,600 going to try and make bail 775 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,029 going to try and make bail out of the following what do you think 776 00:19:39,029 --> 00:19:39,039 out of the following what do you think 777 00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:41,590 out of the following what do you think his chances are is it a 778 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:41,600 his chances are is it a 779 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,669 his chances are is it a slim hope is it b 780 00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:43,679 slim hope is it b 781 00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:45,830 slim hope is it b no hope or is it c 782 00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:45,840 no hope or is it c 783 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,990 no hope or is it c bob 784 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:48,000 bob 785 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,750 bob off the record 786 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:49,760 off the record 787 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,990 off the record i feel really sorry for you and on the 788 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:52,000 i feel really sorry for you and on the 789 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,870 i feel really sorry for you and on the record 790 00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:54,880 791 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,710 i'd get as far away from simon as i 792 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:56,720 i'd get as far away from simon as i 793 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,470 i'd get as far away from simon as i possibly could 794 00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:58,480 possibly could 795 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,750 possibly could don't let him take you down with him 796 00:19:59,750 --> 00:19:59,760 don't let him take you down with him 797 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,870 don't let him take you down with him mate 798 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:02,880 799 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,149 i tried to tell him that you weren't 800 00:20:04,149 --> 00:20:04,159 i tried to tell him that you weren't 801 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,149 i tried to tell him that you weren't riding the bike but they need absolute 802 00:20:06,149 --> 00:20:06,159 riding the bike but they need absolute 803 00:20:06,159 --> 00:20:07,430 riding the bike but they need absolute proof in the 804 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:07,440 proof in the 805 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,230 proof in the shape of the person who was 806 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:10,240 shape of the person who was 807 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,029 shape of the person who was i'm a courier any more points and i'll 808 00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:13,039 i'm a courier any more points and i'll 809 00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:15,110 i'm a courier any more points and i'll lose my job 810 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:15,120 lose my job 811 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,549 lose my job this set 812 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:16,559 this set 813 00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:19,029 this set goes all the way 814 00:20:19,029 --> 00:20:19,039 goes all the way 815 00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:21,350 goes all the way down 816 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:21,360 down 817 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,190 down get me off 818 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:23,200 get me off 819 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,920 get me off and i'll get you off 820 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:24,930 and i'll get you off 821 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:29,590 and i'll get you off [Music] 822 00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:29,600 823 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:34,070 i'm sorry simon but peter's on business 824 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:34,080 i'm sorry simon but peter's on business 825 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,110 i'm sorry simon but peter's on business i know it's the one call you're allowed 826 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:37,120 i know it's the one call you're allowed 827 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,270 i know it's the one call you're allowed such a shame you wasted it he doesn't 828 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:39,280 such a shame you wasted it he doesn't 829 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,789 such a shame you wasted it he doesn't know i'm here doesn't he hasn't 830 00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:40,799 know i'm here doesn't he hasn't 831 00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:44,070 know i'm here doesn't he hasn't developed amnesia or disappeared without 832 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:44,080 developed amnesia or disappeared without 833 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,230 developed amnesia or disappeared without a word perhaps 834 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:46,240 a word perhaps 835 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,350 a word perhaps now you're back 836 00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:49,360 now you're back 837 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,669 now you're back where the hell have you been 838 00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:51,679 where the hell have you been 839 00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:53,110 where the hell have you been oh 840 00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:53,120 oh 841 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,710 oh were you worried 842 00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:54,720 were you worried 843 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,270 were you worried well of course i was bloody worried ah 844 00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:57,280 well of course i was bloody worried ah 845 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,350 well of course i was bloody worried ah well then now you know how i spent every 846 00:20:59,350 --> 00:20:59,360 well then now you know how i spent every 847 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:04,390 well then now you know how i spent every minute of the last 18 months 848 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:04,400 849 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,630 so what have you got for me 850 00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:06,640 so what have you got for me 851 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,590 so what have you got for me meaning 852 00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:07,600 meaning 853 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,110 meaning well if i'm going to get bail then i 854 00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:09,120 well if i'm going to get bail then i 855 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,950 well if i'm going to get bail then i need something concrete and what do you 856 00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:10,960 need something concrete and what do you 857 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,789 need something concrete and what do you mean like a sort of part of a building 858 00:21:12,789 --> 00:21:12,799 mean like a sort of part of a building 859 00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:14,870 mean like a sort of part of a building as oh don't joke you never wear the 860 00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:14,880 as oh don't joke you never wear the 861 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,470 as oh don't joke you never wear the funny one 862 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:16,480 funny one 863 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,270 funny one look 864 00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:17,280 look 865 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,870 look basically if 866 00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:18,880 basically if 867 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,950 basically if or when i get bail 868 00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:20,960 or when i get bail 869 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,789 or when i get bail then i need to know that you can pay it 870 00:21:22,789 --> 00:21:22,799 then i need to know that you can pay it 871 00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:24,230 then i need to know that you can pay it me 872 00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:24,240 me 873 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,710 me but that could take tens of thousands 874 00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:26,720 but that could take tens of thousands 875 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,149 but that could take tens of thousands i already spent thirty thousand mortgage 876 00:21:30,149 --> 00:21:30,159 i already spent thirty thousand mortgage 877 00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:33,510 i already spent thirty thousand mortgage simon that's the family house 878 00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:33,520 simon that's the family house 879 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,470 simon that's the family house yeah i'm family 880 00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:36,480 yeah i'm family 881 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,149 yeah i'm family come on it's only concrete 882 00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:40,159 883 00:21:40,159 --> 00:21:45,029 you need you can't say no 884 00:21:45,029 --> 00:21:45,039 885 00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:46,630 you don't always sleep on my floor if it 886 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:46,640 you don't always sleep on my floor if it 887 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,230 you don't always sleep on my floor if it all goes tears up 888 00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:48,240 all goes tears up 889 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,549 all goes tears up tips 890 00:21:50,549 --> 00:21:50,559 tips 891 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,750 tips please 892 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:51,760 please 893 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,390 please heard one of the nurses saying it 894 00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:54,400 heard one of the nurses saying it 895 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,029 heard one of the nurses saying it rather took my fancy 896 00:21:57,029 --> 00:21:57,039 rather took my fancy 897 00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,789 rather took my fancy so uh 898 00:21:58,789 --> 00:21:58,799 so uh 899 00:21:58,799 --> 00:21:59,669 so uh do you think 900 00:21:59,669 --> 00:21:59,679 do you think 901 00:21:59,679 --> 00:22:01,590 do you think i'm finished 902 00:22:01,590 --> 00:22:01,600 i'm finished 903 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,990 i'm finished what i think is 904 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:04,000 what i think is 905 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,230 what i think is you should start finding your way out of 906 00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:06,240 you should start finding your way out of 907 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,510 you should start finding your way out of this my hands are tied simon's going 908 00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:09,520 this my hands are tied simon's going 909 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,750 this my hands are tied simon's going down and he's gonna take us with him oh 910 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:11,760 down and he's gonna take us with him oh 911 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,870 down and he's gonna take us with him oh god 912 00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:12,880 god 913 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,590 god this isn't peter kingdom talking 914 00:22:15,590 --> 00:22:15,600 this isn't peter kingdom talking 915 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,830 this isn't peter kingdom talking tits up for the labs 916 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:17,840 tits up for the labs 917 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,149 tits up for the labs is on this occasion it's absolutely out 918 00:22:20,149 --> 00:22:20,159 is on this occasion it's absolutely out 919 00:22:20,159 --> 00:22:23,510 is on this occasion it's absolutely out it's out oh out 920 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:23,520 it's out oh out 921 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,590 it's out oh out if it begins at 9 14 a.m present are dc 922 00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:27,600 if it begins at 9 14 a.m present are dc 923 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,470 if it begins at 9 14 a.m present are dc yelland simon kingdom 924 00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:30,480 yelland simon kingdom 925 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,549 yelland simon kingdom and his solicitor 926 00:22:32,549 --> 00:22:32,559 and his solicitor 927 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,070 and his solicitor simon kingdom 928 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:34,080 simon kingdom 929 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,870 simon kingdom for the record they are one of the same 930 00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:38,880 931 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,190 morning 932 00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:41,200 morning 933 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,710 morning morning 934 00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:42,720 morning 935 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,230 morning morning 936 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:44,240 morning 937 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,149 morning can um 938 00:22:46,149 --> 00:22:46,159 can um 939 00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:47,909 can um your client 940 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:47,919 your client 941 00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:49,750 your client tell me exactly why he chose to fake his 942 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:49,760 tell me exactly why he chose to fake his 943 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:54,710 tell me exactly why he chose to fake his own suicide 944 00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:54,720 945 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,789 after consultation with my client i've 946 00:22:56,789 --> 00:22:56,799 after consultation with my client i've 947 00:22:56,799 --> 00:22:58,870 after consultation with my client i've advised him to say nothing 948 00:22:58,870 --> 00:22:58,880 advised him to say nothing 949 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:03,590 advised him to say nothing isn't that right mr kingdom 950 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:03,600 951 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,669 for the record simon kingdom is nodding 952 00:23:05,669 --> 00:23:05,679 for the record simon kingdom is nodding 953 00:23:05,679 --> 00:23:07,029 for the record simon kingdom is nodding in agreement look are you going to be 954 00:23:07,029 --> 00:23:07,039 in agreement look are you going to be 955 00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:09,430 in agreement look are you going to be like this for the whole interview 956 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:09,440 like this for the whole interview 957 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,149 like this for the whole interview yeah 958 00:23:12,149 --> 00:23:12,159 959 00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:16,950 we are 960 00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:16,960 961 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,350 trickster bravo runway 7 962 00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:19,360 trickster bravo runway 7 963 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,110 trickster bravo runway 7 i'd like to know why you told me that 964 00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:21,120 i'd like to know why you told me that 965 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,590 i'd like to know why you told me that there's no captain bradley johnson on 966 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:23,600 there's no captain bradley johnson on 967 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,669 there's no captain bradley johnson on the base when i've clearly seen the man 968 00:23:25,669 --> 00:23:25,679 the base when i've clearly seen the man 969 00:23:25,679 --> 00:23:28,390 the base when i've clearly seen the man for myself because there isn't one i 970 00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:28,400 for myself because there isn't one i 971 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,630 for myself because there isn't one i spoke to him no you didn't 972 00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:30,640 spoke to him no you didn't 973 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,390 spoke to him no you didn't i made some inquiries you must have 974 00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:32,400 i made some inquiries you must have 975 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,669 i made some inquiries you must have spoken to a corporal brad johnson works 976 00:23:35,669 --> 00:23:35,679 spoken to a corporal brad johnson works 977 00:23:35,679 --> 00:23:37,029 spoken to a corporal brad johnson works in the mess hall he's a kitchen 978 00:23:37,029 --> 00:23:37,039 in the mess hall he's a kitchen 979 00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:39,110 in the mess hall he's a kitchen assistant he's not pilot 980 00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:39,120 assistant he's not pilot 981 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,190 assistant he's not pilot listen sonny 982 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:41,200 listen sonny 983 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,269 listen sonny we may not know every name of the 984 00:23:43,269 --> 00:23:43,279 we may not know every name of the 985 00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:45,350 we may not know every name of the thousand or so men on this base but i do 986 00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:45,360 thousand or so men on this base but i do 987 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,070 thousand or so men on this base but i do know my pilots 988 00:23:48,070 --> 00:23:48,080 know my pilots 989 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,750 know my pilots now you say this johnson's been 990 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:49,760 now you say this johnson's been 991 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,070 now you say this johnson's been impersonating an officer well what i'm 992 00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:52,080 impersonating an officer well what i'm 993 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,310 impersonating an officer well what i'm saying is he seems to be anything but 994 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:54,320 saying is he seems to be anything but 995 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,190 saying is he seems to be anything but honest 996 00:23:55,190 --> 00:23:55,200 honest 997 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,190 honest in my world where the truth rises and 998 00:23:57,190 --> 00:23:57,200 in my world where the truth rises and 999 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,750 in my world where the truth rises and sets with the sun dishonesty is a very 1000 00:23:59,750 --> 00:23:59,760 sets with the sun dishonesty is a very 1001 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,149 sets with the sun dishonesty is a very unwelcome trespasser plus he kicked me 1002 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:02,159 unwelcome trespasser plus he kicked me 1003 00:24:02,159 --> 00:24:04,149 unwelcome trespasser plus he kicked me in the ghoulies 1004 00:24:04,149 --> 00:24:04,159 in the ghoulies 1005 00:24:04,159 --> 00:24:06,710 in the ghoulies so can we speak to him not before we do 1006 00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:06,720 so can we speak to him not before we do 1007 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:11,350 so can we speak to him not before we do it's gone awol 1008 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:11,360 1009 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,870 a corporal 1010 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:12,880 a corporal 1011 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,510 a corporal i'm afraid so but he said 1012 00:24:15,510 --> 00:24:15,520 i'm afraid so but he said 1013 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,110 i'm afraid so but he said i know 1014 00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:19,120 1015 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:19,909 he 1016 00:24:19,909 --> 00:24:19,919 he 1017 00:24:19,919 --> 00:24:21,830 he oh god 1018 00:24:21,830 --> 00:24:21,840 oh god 1019 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,909 oh god well i can only assume that he 1020 00:24:23,909 --> 00:24:23,919 well i can only assume that he 1021 00:24:23,919 --> 00:24:25,430 well i can only assume that he he was trying to live up to what he 1022 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:25,440 he was trying to live up to what he 1023 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,230 he was trying to live up to what he imagined your expectations were 1024 00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:28,240 imagined your expectations were 1025 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,230 imagined your expectations were which is a lot of living up to do 1026 00:24:30,230 --> 00:24:30,240 which is a lot of living up to do 1027 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,750 which is a lot of living up to do and mountains worth if you look at this 1028 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:31,760 and mountains worth if you look at this 1029 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,110 and mountains worth if you look at this place 1030 00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:33,120 place 1031 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,789 place you're saying i shall feel sorry for him 1032 00:24:34,789 --> 00:24:34,799 you're saying i shall feel sorry for him 1033 00:24:34,799 --> 00:24:38,870 you're saying i shall feel sorry for him kilimanjaro in fact yes thank you though 1034 00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:38,880 kilimanjaro in fact yes thank you though 1035 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,830 kilimanjaro in fact yes thank you though i you should feel what you feel or 1036 00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:41,840 i you should feel what you feel or 1037 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,590 i you should feel what you feel or everest 1038 00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:45,600 1039 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,590 ah the fact is you've been 1040 00:24:47,590 --> 00:24:47,600 ah the fact is you've been 1041 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,630 ah the fact is you've been well and truly hoodwinked but why 1042 00:24:50,630 --> 00:24:50,640 well and truly hoodwinked but why 1043 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,310 well and truly hoodwinked but why well he was telling you the things that 1044 00:24:52,310 --> 00:24:52,320 well he was telling you the things that 1045 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,549 well he was telling you the things that he thought you wanted to hear 1046 00:24:54,549 --> 00:24:54,559 he thought you wanted to hear 1047 00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,710 he thought you wanted to hear but he had to scarper because if you 1048 00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:56,720 but he had to scarper because if you 1049 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,390 but he had to scarper because if you were to get married say and he'd have to 1050 00:24:58,390 --> 00:24:58,400 were to get married say and he'd have to 1051 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,789 were to get married say and he'd have to tell you the truth although he could do 1052 00:25:00,789 --> 00:25:00,799 tell you the truth although he could do 1053 00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:08,310 tell you the truth although he could do the catering at the wedding 1054 00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:08,320 1055 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,470 how much do they earn 1056 00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:10,480 how much do they earn 1057 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,110 how much do they earn excuse me 1058 00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:13,120 1059 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,430 these mess hall assistants 1060 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:15,440 these mess hall assistants 1061 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,470 these mess hall assistants well i 1062 00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:16,480 well i 1063 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,549 well i not much i should imagine 1064 00:25:18,549 --> 00:25:18,559 not much i should imagine 1065 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:19,990 not much i should imagine just wondering how much i can sue him 1066 00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:20,000 just wondering how much i can sue him 1067 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,310 just wondering how much i can sue him for 1068 00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:22,320 1069 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,269 oh 1070 00:25:23,269 --> 00:25:23,279 oh 1071 00:25:23,279 --> 00:25:24,149 oh uh 1072 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:24,159 uh 1073 00:25:24,159 --> 00:25:26,070 uh well i'll find out here 1074 00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:26,080 well i'll find out here 1075 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,870 well i'll find out here i want every penny he has it's the very 1076 00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:28,880 i want every penny he has it's the very 1077 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,430 i want every penny he has it's the very least my child deserves 1078 00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:31,440 least my child deserves 1079 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,590 least my child deserves leave peter out of this leave all of us 1080 00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:33,600 leave peter out of this leave all of us 1081 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,630 leave peter out of this leave all of us out of this 1082 00:25:34,630 --> 00:25:34,640 out of this 1083 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,390 out of this get some proper representation and stop 1084 00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:36,400 get some proper representation and stop 1085 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,149 get some proper representation and stop bleating all about yourself look from 1086 00:25:38,149 --> 00:25:38,159 bleating all about yourself look from 1087 00:25:38,159 --> 00:25:39,510 bleating all about yourself look from where i'm sitting there's only one 1088 00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:39,520 where i'm sitting there's only one 1089 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,230 where i'm sitting there's only one option left i need peter's help i need 1090 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:42,240 option left i need peter's help i need 1091 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,510 option left i need peter's help i need to talk to him you've got to get him to 1092 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:43,520 to talk to him you've got to get him to 1093 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,510 to talk to him you've got to get him to listen to me the only talking you need 1094 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:45,520 listen to me the only talking you need 1095 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,029 listen to me the only talking you need to do now is with your lawyer and we 1096 00:25:47,029 --> 00:25:47,039 to do now is with your lawyer and we 1097 00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:51,030 to do now is with your lawyer and we both know that's not your brother 1098 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:51,040 both know that's not your brother 1099 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:59,250 both know that's not your brother [Music] 1100 00:25:59,250 --> 00:25:59,260 [Music] 1101 00:25:59,260 --> 00:25:59,900 [Music] [Applause] 1102 00:25:59,900 --> 00:25:59,910 [Applause] 1103 00:25:59,910 --> 00:26:06,180 [Applause] [Music] 1104 00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:06,190 [Music] 1105 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:09,830 [Music] [Applause] 1106 00:26:09,830 --> 00:26:09,840 1107 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,549 mr kingdom because of them jets i lost 1108 00:26:12,549 --> 00:26:12,559 mr kingdom because of them jets i lost 1109 00:26:12,559 --> 00:26:14,470 mr kingdom because of them jets i lost two fillings from my teeth and while out 1110 00:26:14,470 --> 00:26:14,480 two fillings from my teeth and while out 1111 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,029 two fillings from my teeth and while out there they i hung out there they shook 1112 00:26:17,029 --> 00:26:17,039 there they i hung out there they shook 1113 00:26:17,039 --> 00:26:19,110 there they i hung out there they shook them right out of my head they did and i 1114 00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:19,120 them right out of my head they did and i 1115 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,549 them right out of my head they did and i bought them just in case you need them 1116 00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:20,559 bought them just in case you need them 1117 00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:22,149 bought them just in case you need them as evidence 1118 00:26:22,149 --> 00:26:22,159 as evidence 1119 00:26:22,159 --> 00:26:23,750 as evidence where is everybody 1120 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:23,760 where is everybody 1121 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,590 where is everybody with simon in jail what do you expect 1122 00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:25,600 with simon in jail what do you expect 1123 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,070 with simon in jail what do you expect hmm 1124 00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:28,080 1125 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,669 well my father built this business up 1126 00:26:29,669 --> 00:26:29,679 well my father built this business up 1127 00:26:29,679 --> 00:26:31,430 well my father built this business up from nothing but i i've gone in the 1128 00:26:31,430 --> 00:26:31,440 from nothing but i i've gone in the 1129 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,750 from nothing but i i've gone in the opposite direction from something to 1130 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:33,760 opposite direction from something to 1131 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:38,789 opposite direction from something to nothing in one easy step 1132 00:26:38,789 --> 00:26:38,799 1133 00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:40,149 kingdom and 1134 00:26:40,149 --> 00:26:40,159 kingdom and 1135 00:26:40,159 --> 00:26:41,669 kingdom and yes 1136 00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:41,679 yes 1137 00:26:41,679 --> 00:26:53,350 yes bradley where are you 1138 00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:53,360 1139 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,190 hey thank god 1140 00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:55,200 hey thank god 1141 00:26:55,200 --> 00:27:04,830 hey thank god over 1142 00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:04,840 1143 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,590 here i should call the military police 1144 00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:07,600 here i should call the military police 1145 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,510 here i should call the military police you do know that don't you 1146 00:27:09,510 --> 00:27:09,520 you do know that don't you 1147 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,230 you do know that don't you i need your help sir oh it's so now it 1148 00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:12,240 i need your help sir oh it's so now it 1149 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,310 i need your help sir oh it's so now it was numb nuts before but it's impossible 1150 00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:14,320 was numb nuts before but it's impossible 1151 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,390 was numb nuts before but it's impossible i'm already acting for camilla and you 1152 00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:16,400 i'm already acting for camilla and you 1153 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,430 i'm already acting for camilla and you assaulted my junior i was in a panic 1154 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:19,440 assaulted my junior i was in a panic 1155 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,230 assaulted my junior i was in a panic they're gonna discharge me send me home 1156 00:27:22,230 --> 00:27:22,240 they're gonna discharge me send me home 1157 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,470 they're gonna discharge me send me home i want you to find my case and what case 1158 00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:24,480 i want you to find my case and what case 1159 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,430 i want you to find my case and what case would that be exactly i fell in love sir 1160 00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:27,440 would that be exactly i fell in love sir 1161 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,990 would that be exactly i fell in love sir oh you really are a tiresome man you 1162 00:27:29,990 --> 00:27:30,000 oh you really are a tiresome man you 1163 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,590 oh you really are a tiresome man you think you can walk into someone's life 1164 00:27:31,590 --> 00:27:31,600 think you can walk into someone's life 1165 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,590 think you can walk into someone's life lie through your teeth get what you want 1166 00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:33,600 lie through your teeth get what you want 1167 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,110 lie through your teeth get what you want out of them and then abandon them 1168 00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:35,120 out of them and then abandon them 1169 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,870 out of them and then abandon them without remorse you should run for 1170 00:27:36,870 --> 00:27:36,880 without remorse you should run for 1171 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,909 without remorse you should run for president 1172 00:27:37,909 --> 00:27:37,919 president 1173 00:27:37,919 --> 00:27:39,350 president what else could i do 1174 00:27:39,350 --> 00:27:39,360 what else could i do 1175 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:42,310 what else could i do you seen her house how she lives 1176 00:27:42,310 --> 00:27:42,320 you seen her house how she lives 1177 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,230 you seen her house how she lives she wouldn't want one i really am 1178 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:44,240 she wouldn't want one i really am 1179 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,669 she wouldn't want one i really am wouldn't take me for serious husband 1180 00:27:45,669 --> 00:27:45,679 wouldn't take me for serious husband 1181 00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:47,990 wouldn't take me for serious husband material that's for sure 1182 00:27:47,990 --> 00:27:48,000 material that's for sure 1183 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,269 material that's for sure go home brad wherever that might be 1184 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:51,279 go home brad wherever that might be 1185 00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:53,590 go home brad wherever that might be and leave this gentle world of ours to 1186 00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:53,600 and leave this gentle world of ours to 1187 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,630 and leave this gentle world of ours to wind its honest way you are a gold 1188 00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:56,640 wind its honest way you are a gold 1189 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,870 wind its honest way you are a gold digger you were in danger of being found 1190 00:27:58,870 --> 00:27:58,880 digger you were in danger of being found 1191 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,510 digger you were in danger of being found out yes i'm sorry if the truth hurts you 1192 00:28:01,510 --> 00:28:01,520 out yes i'm sorry if the truth hurts you 1193 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,510 out yes i'm sorry if the truth hurts you and that's all i've got to offer 1194 00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:03,520 and that's all i've got to offer 1195 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,070 and that's all i've got to offer i want to be a pilot sir 1196 00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:06,080 i want to be a pilot sir 1197 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,590 i want to be a pilot sir more than anything 1198 00:28:07,590 --> 00:28:07,600 more than anything 1199 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,830 more than anything ever since i can remember 1200 00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:09,840 ever since i can remember 1201 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,830 ever since i can remember but i'm colorblind 1202 00:28:11,830 --> 00:28:11,840 but i'm colorblind 1203 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,710 but i'm colorblind can't even fly a kite 1204 00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:14,720 can't even fly a kite 1205 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,950 can't even fly a kite i fell in love the moment i saw cammy 1206 00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:16,960 i fell in love the moment i saw cammy 1207 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,310 i fell in love the moment i saw cammy and i knew 1208 00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:18,320 and i knew 1209 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,470 and i knew well anyone would what sort of man would 1210 00:28:20,470 --> 00:28:20,480 well anyone would what sort of man would 1211 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,870 well anyone would what sort of man would win her heart 1212 00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:22,880 win her heart 1213 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,549 win her heart all i did wrong was try to be what she 1214 00:28:24,549 --> 00:28:24,559 all i did wrong was try to be what she 1215 00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:25,750 all i did wrong was try to be what she wanted 1216 00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:25,760 wanted 1217 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,669 wanted no brad the only sort of man who could 1218 00:28:27,669 --> 00:28:27,679 no brad the only sort of man who could 1219 00:28:27,679 --> 00:28:30,470 no brad the only sort of man who could win her heart is an honest one what she 1220 00:28:30,470 --> 00:28:30,480 win her heart is an honest one what she 1221 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,630 win her heart is an honest one what she wants what all of us want is nothing 1222 00:28:32,630 --> 00:28:32,640 wants what all of us want is nothing 1223 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,909 wants what all of us want is nothing more than someone we can trust 1224 00:28:35,909 --> 00:28:35,919 more than someone we can trust 1225 00:28:35,919 --> 00:28:38,230 more than someone we can trust sounds simple i know but for some reason 1226 00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:38,240 sounds simple i know but for some reason 1227 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,389 sounds simple i know but for some reason these days seems to be harder to find 1228 00:28:40,389 --> 00:28:40,399 these days seems to be harder to find 1229 00:28:40,399 --> 00:28:41,190 these days seems to be harder to find than 1230 00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:41,200 than 1231 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:57,190 than than a book in the big brother house 1232 00:28:57,190 --> 00:28:57,200 1233 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,430 good morning 1234 00:28:59,430 --> 00:28:59,440 good morning 1235 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:11,590 good morning hi 1236 00:29:11,590 --> 00:29:11,600 1237 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,590 okay i've got a plan 1238 00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:13,600 okay i've got a plan 1239 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,110 okay i've got a plan now what we need to do is find a friend 1240 00:29:15,110 --> 00:29:15,120 now what we need to do is find a friend 1241 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,870 now what we need to do is find a friend who's willing to take your points on 1242 00:29:16,870 --> 00:29:16,880 who's willing to take your points on 1243 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,710 who's willing to take your points on their license 1244 00:29:18,710 --> 00:29:18,720 their license 1245 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,430 their license in fact i'd be willing to 1246 00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:21,440 in fact i'd be willing to 1247 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,110 in fact i'd be willing to this is everything we have on simon 1248 00:29:25,110 --> 00:29:25,120 1249 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,470 it's time for you to prove yourself your 1250 00:29:26,470 --> 00:29:26,480 it's time for you to prove yourself your 1251 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,350 it's time for you to prove yourself your man 1252 00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:27,360 man 1253 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:37,669 man kept working 1254 00:29:37,669 --> 00:29:37,679 1255 00:29:37,679 --> 00:29:46,470 hello 1256 00:29:46,470 --> 00:29:46,480 1257 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,190 hi 1258 00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:49,200 1259 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,350 what are you doing here 1260 00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:51,360 what are you doing here 1261 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,350 what are you doing here where else would i go 1262 00:29:53,350 --> 00:29:53,360 where else would i go 1263 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,549 where else would i go get out 1264 00:29:54,549 --> 00:29:54,559 get out 1265 00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:56,230 get out we need to talk and i've been trying to 1266 00:29:56,230 --> 00:29:56,240 we need to talk and i've been trying to 1267 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,310 we need to talk and i've been trying to do just that for the past month well i'm 1268 00:29:58,310 --> 00:29:58,320 do just that for the past month well i'm 1269 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,190 do just that for the past month well i'm here now 1270 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:01,200 1271 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,590 what i feel about you is as true 1272 00:30:03,590 --> 00:30:03,600 what i feel about you is as true 1273 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,830 what i feel about you is as true as true get 1274 00:30:05,830 --> 00:30:05,840 as true get 1275 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,830 as true get but i have to tell you something i'm not 1276 00:30:07,830 --> 00:30:07,840 but i have to tell you something i'm not 1277 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,190 but i have to tell you something i'm not proud of it 1278 00:30:09,190 --> 00:30:09,200 proud of it 1279 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,269 proud of it but i'm gonna tell you anyway listen um 1280 00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:13,279 1281 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:17,190 take a seat 1282 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:17,200 1283 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,750 i just need to give myself a moment 1284 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:19,760 i just need to give myself a moment 1285 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:24,549 i just need to give myself a moment you mean it absolutely 1286 00:30:24,549 --> 00:30:24,559 1287 00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:31,410 don't move 1288 00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:31,420 1289 00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:36,149 [Music] 1290 00:30:36,149 --> 00:30:36,159 [Music] 1291 00:30:36,159 --> 00:30:38,070 [Music] hello i have um captain 1292 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:38,080 hello i have um captain 1293 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,630 hello i have um captain corporal bradley johnson here i believe 1294 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:40,640 corporal bradley johnson here i believe 1295 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:46,950 corporal bradley johnson here i believe you went awol 1296 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:46,960 1297 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,549 yes 1298 00:30:48,549 --> 00:30:48,559 yes 1299 00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:53,620 yes yes i can keep him here yes 1300 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:53,630 1301 00:30:53,630 --> 00:31:08,630 [Music] 1302 00:31:08,630 --> 00:31:08,640 1303 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,389 okay 1304 00:31:10,389 --> 00:31:10,399 okay 1305 00:31:10,399 --> 00:31:11,830 okay calm 1306 00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:11,840 calm 1307 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:16,149 calm nice and calm 1308 00:31:16,149 --> 00:31:16,159 1309 00:31:16,159 --> 00:31:18,040 you sneaky 1310 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:18,050 you sneaky 1311 00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:23,029 you sneaky [Music] 1312 00:31:23,029 --> 00:31:23,039 1313 00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:37,760 you're all that i want i swear 1314 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:37,770 1315 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:45,430 [Music] 1316 00:31:45,430 --> 00:31:45,440 1317 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,190 you're what 1318 00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:47,200 you're what 1319 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,070 you're what leaving 1320 00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:48,080 leaving 1321 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,350 leaving moving on 1322 00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:49,360 moving on 1323 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,029 moving on in my hour of need 1324 00:31:51,029 --> 00:31:51,039 in my hour of need 1325 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:52,230 in my hour of need no 1326 00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:52,240 no 1327 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,470 no and mine 1328 00:31:54,470 --> 00:31:54,480 and mine 1329 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,990 and mine honey there's nothing here for me simon 1330 00:31:55,990 --> 00:31:56,000 honey there's nothing here for me simon 1331 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,029 honey there's nothing here for me simon and the chances are you're not going to 1332 00:31:57,029 --> 00:31:57,039 and the chances are you're not going to 1333 00:31:57,039 --> 00:31:59,750 and the chances are you're not going to be around for a few years 1334 00:31:59,750 --> 00:31:59,760 be around for a few years 1335 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,070 be around for a few years thanks for reminding me 1336 00:32:02,070 --> 00:32:02,080 thanks for reminding me 1337 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,430 thanks for reminding me even if you were you're not the right 1338 00:32:03,430 --> 00:32:03,440 even if you were you're not the right 1339 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:07,350 even if you were you're not the right father for my child 1340 00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:07,360 1341 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,630 did you bring daniel so i could say 1342 00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:08,640 did you bring daniel so i could say 1343 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,630 did you bring daniel so i could say goodbye 1344 00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:10,640 goodbye 1345 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,950 goodbye simon he barely knows you as it is so 1346 00:32:12,950 --> 00:32:12,960 simon he barely knows you as it is so 1347 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,389 simon he barely knows you as it is so the least contact he has with you the 1348 00:32:14,389 --> 00:32:14,399 the least contact he has with you the 1349 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:18,870 the least contact he has with you the better 1350 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:18,880 1351 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,870 magistrate's waiting 1352 00:32:20,870 --> 00:32:20,880 magistrate's waiting 1353 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,950 magistrate's waiting right 1354 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:24,960 1355 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,990 very good 1356 00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:28,000 very good 1357 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,909 very good um 1358 00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:31,919 1359 00:32:31,919 --> 00:32:41,500 be safe 1360 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:41,510 1361 00:32:41,510 --> 00:32:52,680 [Music] 1362 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:52,690 1363 00:32:52,690 --> 00:33:01,909 [Music] 1364 00:33:01,909 --> 00:33:01,919 1365 00:33:01,919 --> 00:33:04,389 when we want it 1366 00:33:04,389 --> 00:33:04,399 when we want it 1367 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:09,680 when we want it now 1368 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:09,690 1369 00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:14,710 [Music] 1370 00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:14,720 1371 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,190 hello 1372 00:33:17,190 --> 00:33:17,200 1373 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,990 is uh is miss constantine about 1374 00:33:19,990 --> 00:33:20,000 is uh is miss constantine about 1375 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,870 is uh is miss constantine about her she's in her cartilage 1376 00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:22,880 her she's in her cartilage 1377 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:27,430 her she's in her cartilage very amusing well there she is now 1378 00:33:27,430 --> 00:33:27,440 1379 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,269 probably gotta get dinner on for the 1380 00:33:29,269 --> 00:33:29,279 probably gotta get dinner on for the 1381 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:31,990 probably gotta get dinner on for the thickstones 1382 00:33:31,990 --> 00:33:32,000 thickstones 1383 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:39,830 thickstones the the dixons she's their housekeeper 1384 00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:39,840 1385 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,990 is everyone a liar 1386 00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:42,000 is everyone a liar 1387 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,070 is everyone a liar what happened to the truth plain and 1388 00:33:44,070 --> 00:33:44,080 what happened to the truth plain and 1389 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,990 what happened to the truth plain and simple i didn't lie to you i do live 1390 00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:46,000 simple i didn't lie to you i do live 1391 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,710 simple i didn't lie to you i do live here you just assumed this was mine 1392 00:33:48,710 --> 00:33:48,720 here you just assumed this was mine 1393 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,230 here you just assumed this was mine well you may not have lied to me but you 1394 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:50,240 well you may not have lied to me but you 1395 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,789 well you may not have lied to me but you certainly did deport brad what are you 1396 00:33:52,789 --> 00:33:52,799 certainly did deport brad what are you 1397 00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:54,070 certainly did deport brad what are you thinking of 1398 00:33:54,070 --> 00:33:54,080 thinking of 1399 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,310 thinking of i'm gonna have a child to support 1400 00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:56,320 i'm gonna have a child to support 1401 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,230 i'm gonna have a child to support i'm practically penniless 1402 00:33:58,230 --> 00:33:58,240 i'm practically penniless 1403 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,549 i'm practically penniless totally lonely with nothing going for me 1404 00:34:00,549 --> 00:34:00,559 totally lonely with nothing going for me 1405 00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:02,710 totally lonely with nothing going for me you try being that so you thought you'd 1406 00:34:02,710 --> 00:34:02,720 you try being that so you thought you'd 1407 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,430 you try being that so you thought you'd bag yourself an american pilot 1408 00:34:05,430 --> 00:34:05,440 bag yourself an american pilot 1409 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,870 bag yourself an american pilot i thought he'd take me away from all 1410 00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:06,880 i thought he'd take me away from all 1411 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,069 i thought he'd take me away from all this 1412 00:34:08,069 --> 00:34:08,079 this 1413 00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:10,389 this i don't know who's worse you or brad 1414 00:34:10,389 --> 00:34:10,399 i don't know who's worse you or brad 1415 00:34:10,399 --> 00:34:12,470 i don't know who's worse you or brad well maybe it's me maybe i expect too 1416 00:34:12,470 --> 00:34:12,480 well maybe it's me maybe i expect too 1417 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,230 well maybe it's me maybe i expect too much of people 1418 00:34:14,230 --> 00:34:14,240 much of people 1419 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,909 much of people i still want you to sue him i can't 1420 00:34:15,909 --> 00:34:15,919 i still want you to sue him i can't 1421 00:34:15,919 --> 00:34:17,349 i still want you to sue him i can't afford to bring up a child not on my 1422 00:34:17,349 --> 00:34:17,359 afford to bring up a child not on my 1423 00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:18,790 afford to bring up a child not on my wages 1424 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:18,800 wages 1425 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,270 wages no this was all all some plan of yours 1426 00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:21,280 no this was all all some plan of yours 1427 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,550 no this was all all some plan of yours was it to 1428 00:34:22,550 --> 00:34:22,560 was it to 1429 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,230 was it to to get yourself knocked up so that he'd 1430 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:24,240 to get yourself knocked up so that he'd 1431 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:29,909 to get yourself knocked up so that he'd be forced to look after you how dare you 1432 00:34:29,909 --> 00:34:29,919 1433 00:34:29,919 --> 00:34:32,310 anyway i grew to like him to love him 1434 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:32,320 anyway i grew to like him to love him 1435 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,829 anyway i grew to like him to love him and then what were you going to tell him 1436 00:34:33,829 --> 00:34:33,839 and then what were you going to tell him 1437 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:35,909 and then what were you going to tell him hmm after you got married we're going to 1438 00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:35,919 hmm after you got married we're going to 1439 00:34:35,919 --> 00:34:37,510 hmm after you got married we're going to tell him about all this 1440 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:37,520 tell him about all this 1441 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,430 tell him about all this the truth 1442 00:34:39,430 --> 00:34:39,440 the truth 1443 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,990 the truth hmm it would have been a bit late 1444 00:34:41,990 --> 00:34:42,000 hmm it would have been a bit late 1445 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,629 hmm it would have been a bit late all i wanted was to be someone 1446 00:34:44,629 --> 00:34:44,639 all i wanted was to be someone 1447 00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:46,069 all i wanted was to be someone with someone 1448 00:34:46,069 --> 00:34:46,079 with someone 1449 00:34:46,079 --> 00:34:47,750 with someone to look after my own family instead of 1450 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:47,760 to look after my own family instead of 1451 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,270 to look after my own family instead of someone else's i can't believe such a 1452 00:34:49,270 --> 00:34:49,280 someone else's i can't believe such a 1453 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,589 someone else's i can't believe such a simple thing is so hard to find 1454 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:51,599 simple thing is so hard to find 1455 00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:53,510 simple thing is so hard to find it isn't 1456 00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:53,520 it isn't 1457 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:58,150 it isn't it's just that you two made it sir 1458 00:34:58,150 --> 00:34:58,160 1459 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,150 i have to take this through 1460 00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:00,160 i have to take this through 1461 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,190 i have to take this through camilla 1462 00:35:03,190 --> 00:35:03,200 1463 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,870 we've all been lonely 1464 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:04,880 we've all been lonely 1465 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,870 we've all been lonely we've all imagined that nothing good 1466 00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:06,880 we've all imagined that nothing good 1467 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,349 we've all imagined that nothing good would ever happen to us 1468 00:35:09,349 --> 00:35:09,359 would ever happen to us 1469 00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:11,270 would ever happen to us but it does 1470 00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:11,280 but it does 1471 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,430 but it does i swear 1472 00:35:13,430 --> 00:35:13,440 i swear 1473 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,349 i swear well good luck believing that 1474 00:35:15,349 --> 00:35:15,359 well good luck believing that 1475 00:35:15,359 --> 00:35:22,640 well good luck believing that honestly goodbye mr kingdom 1476 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:22,650 1477 00:35:22,650 --> 00:35:26,550 [Music] 1478 00:35:26,550 --> 00:35:26,560 1479 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,829 how's it going 1480 00:35:27,829 --> 00:35:27,839 how's it going 1481 00:35:27,839 --> 00:35:31,910 how's it going fine all fine here i'm counting on you 1482 00:35:31,910 --> 00:35:31,920 fine all fine here i'm counting on you 1483 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,670 fine all fine here i'm counting on you we all are 1484 00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:33,680 we all are 1485 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:50,790 we all are don't worry i'll think of something 1486 00:35:50,790 --> 00:35:50,800 1487 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,230 hey hey 1488 00:35:52,230 --> 00:35:52,240 hey hey 1489 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:55,349 hey hey fingers crossed 1490 00:35:55,349 --> 00:35:55,359 1491 00:35:55,359 --> 00:35:57,030 mr simon kingdom 1492 00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:57,040 mr simon kingdom 1493 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,430 mr simon kingdom due to the not insignificant nature of 1494 00:35:59,430 --> 00:35:59,440 due to the not insignificant nature of 1495 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,270 due to the not insignificant nature of the charges against you 1496 00:36:01,270 --> 00:36:01,280 the charges against you 1497 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,109 the charges against you and because i fear you may well try to 1498 00:36:03,109 --> 00:36:03,119 and because i fear you may well try to 1499 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:06,069 and because i fear you may well try to flee the country again 1500 00:36:06,069 --> 00:36:06,079 flee the country again 1501 00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:10,829 flee the country again i hereby set your bail at 100 000 pounds 1502 00:36:10,829 --> 00:36:10,839 i hereby set your bail at 100 000 pounds 1503 00:36:10,839 --> 00:36:13,990 i hereby set your bail at 100 000 pounds what are you kidding 1504 00:36:13,990 --> 00:36:14,000 what are you kidding 1505 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,470 what are you kidding can he do that 1506 00:36:16,470 --> 00:36:16,480 can he do that 1507 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,780 can he do that he just did 1508 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:20,790 1509 00:36:20,790 --> 00:36:30,630 [Music] 1510 00:36:30,630 --> 00:36:30,640 [Music] 1511 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,109 [Music] yell and called they've set bail oh yes 1512 00:36:33,109 --> 00:36:33,119 yell and called they've set bail oh yes 1513 00:36:33,119 --> 00:36:34,150 yell and called they've set bail oh yes how much 1514 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:34,160 how much 1515 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,589 how much hundred thousand 1516 00:36:35,589 --> 00:36:35,599 hundred thousand 1517 00:36:35,599 --> 00:36:37,190 hundred thousand a hundred 1518 00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:37,200 a hundred 1519 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,950 a hundred pounds 1520 00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:38,960 pounds 1521 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,950 pounds oh it's unprecedented we never raised 1522 00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:40,960 oh it's unprecedented we never raised 1523 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,230 oh it's unprecedented we never raised that 1524 00:36:42,230 --> 00:36:42,240 that 1525 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,589 that well it looks like simon's going to be 1526 00:36:43,589 --> 00:36:43,599 well it looks like simon's going to be 1527 00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:45,109 well it looks like simon's going to be on roman for the foreseeable future 1528 00:36:45,109 --> 00:36:45,119 on roman for the foreseeable future 1529 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:46,470 on roman for the foreseeable future doesn't it 1530 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:46,480 doesn't it 1531 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,670 doesn't it mind you 1532 00:36:47,670 --> 00:36:47,680 mind you 1533 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,190 mind you stretch at her majesty's pleasure might 1534 00:36:49,190 --> 00:36:49,200 stretch at her majesty's pleasure might 1535 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,910 stretch at her majesty's pleasure might just knock some sense into him 1536 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:51,920 just knock some sense into him 1537 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,430 just knock some sense into him why do they say that 1538 00:36:53,430 --> 00:36:53,440 why do they say that 1539 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,030 why do they say that pleasure i mean 1540 00:36:55,030 --> 00:36:55,040 pleasure i mean 1541 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,790 pleasure i mean trekking the queen sort of smiles every 1542 00:36:56,790 --> 00:36:56,800 trekking the queen sort of smiles every 1543 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,390 trekking the queen sort of smiles every time someone goes down 1544 00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:58,400 time someone goes down 1545 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,829 time someone goes down so to speak 1546 00:37:01,829 --> 00:37:01,839 1547 00:37:01,839 --> 00:37:03,270 well 1548 00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:03,280 well 1549 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,109 well that's that then isn't it 1550 00:37:05,109 --> 00:37:05,119 that's that then isn't it 1551 00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:07,030 that's that then isn't it goodbye simon 1552 00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:07,040 goodbye simon 1553 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,190 goodbye simon i thought you wanted it that way 1554 00:37:09,190 --> 00:37:09,200 i thought you wanted it that way 1555 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,910 i thought you wanted it that way of course not he's my brother 1556 00:37:11,910 --> 00:37:11,920 of course not he's my brother 1557 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,390 of course not he's my brother i mean he may be stupid 1558 00:37:14,390 --> 00:37:14,400 i mean he may be stupid 1559 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,430 i mean he may be stupid corrupt crazy lazy and selfish but i 1560 00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:17,440 corrupt crazy lazy and selfish but i 1561 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,190 corrupt crazy lazy and selfish but i love him dearly 1562 00:37:19,190 --> 00:37:19,200 love him dearly 1563 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,870 love him dearly and i wouldn't wish 1564 00:37:20,870 --> 00:37:20,880 and i wouldn't wish 1565 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:26,630 and i wouldn't wish i'd never wish this time 1566 00:37:26,630 --> 00:37:26,640 1567 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,230 silly question 1568 00:37:28,230 --> 00:37:28,240 silly question 1569 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,790 silly question but you don't have the money 1570 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:30,800 but you don't have the money 1571 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:46,360 but you don't have the money does anyone 1572 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:46,370 1573 00:37:46,370 --> 00:38:07,790 [Music] 1574 00:38:07,790 --> 00:38:07,800 1575 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:21,910 [Music] 1576 00:38:21,910 --> 00:38:21,920 1577 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,150 i thought you'd wash your hands and me 1578 00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:24,160 i thought you'd wash your hands and me 1579 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,310 i thought you'd wash your hands and me not quite 1580 00:38:26,310 --> 00:38:26,320 not quite 1581 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,230 not quite in you get sorry 1582 00:38:28,230 --> 00:38:28,240 in you get sorry 1583 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:31,270 in you get sorry get in i'm waiting for a cab 1584 00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:31,280 get in i'm waiting for a cab 1585 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,390 get in i'm waiting for a cab i'm tired 1586 00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:32,400 i'm tired 1587 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,230 i'm tired i want an early night with a good book 1588 00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:34,240 i want an early night with a good book 1589 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,069 i want an early night with a good book and a fine scotch 1590 00:38:36,069 --> 00:38:36,079 and a fine scotch 1591 00:38:36,079 --> 00:38:37,990 and a fine scotch and i won't be able to rest until i've 1592 00:38:37,990 --> 00:38:38,000 and i won't be able to rest until i've 1593 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,270 and i won't be able to rest until i've done this 1594 00:38:39,270 --> 00:38:39,280 done this 1595 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,670 done this done what 1596 00:38:41,670 --> 00:38:41,680 done what 1597 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,589 done what i don't want to see brad 1598 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:43,599 i don't want to see brad 1599 00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:45,190 i don't want to see brad i think you should let me be the judge 1600 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:45,200 i think you should let me be the judge 1601 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:50,090 i think you should let me be the judge of that 1602 00:38:50,090 --> 00:38:50,100 1603 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:55,510 [Music] 1604 00:38:55,510 --> 00:38:55,520 [Music] 1605 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,430 [Music] as far as i can see this is a matter 1606 00:38:57,430 --> 00:38:57,440 as far as i can see this is a matter 1607 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,550 as far as i can see this is a matter entirely for the us air force not my 1608 00:39:00,550 --> 00:39:00,560 entirely for the us air force not my 1609 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,829 entirely for the us air force not my jurisdiction at all 1610 00:39:03,829 --> 00:39:03,839 1611 00:39:03,839 --> 00:39:05,270 they intend to send you home and 1612 00:39:05,270 --> 00:39:05,280 they intend to send you home and 1613 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:09,190 they intend to send you home and formally discharge you 1614 00:39:09,190 --> 00:39:09,200 1615 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,310 i don't care 1616 00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:12,320 1617 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,910 might as well be dead i lost everything 1618 00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:15,920 might as well be dead i lost everything 1619 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,109 might as well be dead i lost everything um 1620 00:39:17,109 --> 00:39:17,119 um 1621 00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:19,430 um not quite 1622 00:39:19,430 --> 00:39:19,440 not quite 1623 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,030 not quite camilla 1624 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:23,040 1625 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,630 come on tell him 1626 00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:26,640 1627 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,390 come now you've exhausted every other 1628 00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:28,400 come now you've exhausted every other 1629 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,510 come now you've exhausted every other possibility there's only the truth left 1630 00:39:31,510 --> 00:39:31,520 possibility there's only the truth left 1631 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:44,150 possibility there's only the truth left it's a good option i promise you 1632 00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:44,160 1633 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,109 be honest now do you think 1634 00:39:47,109 --> 00:39:47,119 be honest now do you think 1635 00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:55,660 be honest now do you think our baby will like america 1636 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:55,670 1637 00:39:55,670 --> 00:39:59,510 [Music] 1638 00:39:59,510 --> 00:39:59,520 [Music] 1639 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,790 [Music] there's a place for you at nature and 1640 00:40:00,790 --> 00:40:00,800 there's a place for you at nature and 1641 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,630 there's a place for you at nature and prison bell marsh i've just been told is 1642 00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:02,640 prison bell marsh i've just been told is 1643 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,109 prison bell marsh i've just been told is that an open prison 1644 00:40:05,109 --> 00:40:05,119 that an open prison 1645 00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:06,710 that an open prison uh brian 1646 00:40:06,710 --> 00:40:06,720 uh brian 1647 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:15,349 uh brian could i have a minute 1648 00:40:15,349 --> 00:40:15,359 1649 00:40:15,359 --> 00:40:18,470 so you mortgage the house 1650 00:40:18,470 --> 00:40:18,480 so you mortgage the house 1651 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,390 so you mortgage the house i knew you come through for me 1652 00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:20,400 i knew you come through for me 1653 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,430 i knew you come through for me no simon i didn't 1654 00:40:23,430 --> 00:40:23,440 no simon i didn't 1655 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,349 no simon i didn't what do you mean you didn't 1656 00:40:25,349 --> 00:40:25,359 what do you mean you didn't 1657 00:40:25,359 --> 00:40:27,510 what do you mean you didn't i mean i'm not going to raise bail for 1658 00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:27,520 i mean i'm not going to raise bail for 1659 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,870 i mean i'm not going to raise bail for you 1660 00:40:28,870 --> 00:40:28,880 you 1661 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,750 you but i'll go to prison 1662 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:31,760 but i'll go to prison 1663 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,030 but i'll go to prison very probably 1664 00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:33,040 very probably 1665 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,109 very probably so why are you here 1666 00:40:35,109 --> 00:40:35,119 so why are you here 1667 00:40:35,119 --> 00:40:36,829 so why are you here to gloat 1668 00:40:36,829 --> 00:40:36,839 to gloat 1669 00:40:36,839 --> 00:40:38,950 to gloat no i 1670 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:38,960 no i 1671 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,829 no i care for you very deeply but 1672 00:40:41,829 --> 00:40:41,839 care for you very deeply but 1673 00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:43,829 care for you very deeply but and that i wish you well but 1674 00:40:43,829 --> 00:40:43,839 and that i wish you well but 1675 00:40:43,839 --> 00:40:45,510 and that i wish you well but other than that 1676 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:45,520 other than that 1677 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,870 other than that i have nothing for you 1678 00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:48,880 1679 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,109 peter peter listen i suppose really i'm 1680 00:40:51,109 --> 00:40:51,119 peter peter listen i suppose really i'm 1681 00:40:51,119 --> 00:40:53,270 peter peter listen i suppose really i'm just saying goodbye no to peter at least 1682 00:40:53,270 --> 00:40:53,280 just saying goodbye no to peter at least 1683 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,870 just saying goodbye no to peter at least this time i'm saying it to your face 1684 00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:54,880 this time i'm saying it to your face 1685 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,150 this time i'm saying it to your face listen to me there's something in the 1686 00:40:56,150 --> 00:40:56,160 listen to me there's something in the 1687 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,309 listen to me there's something in the goodbye assignment 1688 00:40:58,309 --> 00:40:58,319 goodbye assignment 1689 00:40:58,319 --> 00:40:59,910 goodbye assignment sometimes you know one just has to pay 1690 00:40:59,910 --> 00:40:59,920 sometimes you know one just has to pay 1691 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:03,589 sometimes you know one just has to pay the piper 1692 00:41:03,589 --> 00:41:03,599 1693 00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:08,020 peter 1694 00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:08,030 1695 00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:19,750 [Music] 1696 00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:19,760 1697 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,190 you can count it if you like 1698 00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:22,200 you can count it if you like 1699 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,390 you can count it if you like [Music] 1700 00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:24,400 [Music] 1701 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:31,210 [Music] bag 1702 00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:31,220 1703 00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:36,390 [Music] 1704 00:41:36,390 --> 00:41:36,400 1705 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,309 oh dear 1706 00:41:38,309 --> 00:41:38,319 oh dear 1707 00:41:38,319 --> 00:41:40,230 oh dear we are slow 1708 00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:40,240 we are slow 1709 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,510 we are slow what 1710 00:41:41,510 --> 00:41:41,520 what 1711 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,270 what i'm cleverer than you 1712 00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:43,280 i'm cleverer than you 1713 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,190 i'm cleverer than you sharper faster fitter 1714 00:41:45,190 --> 00:41:45,200 sharper faster fitter 1715 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,710 sharper faster fitter about time we call the practice kingdom 1716 00:41:46,710 --> 00:41:46,720 about time we call the practice kingdom 1717 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,390 about time we call the practice kingdom and kingdom and anderson that is 1718 00:41:48,390 --> 00:41:48,400 and kingdom and anderson that is 1719 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,390 and kingdom and anderson that is tantamount to sacrilege i'd have made 1720 00:41:50,390 --> 00:41:50,400 tantamount to sacrilege i'd have made 1721 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,990 tantamount to sacrilege i'd have made bail they're processing the payment 1722 00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:52,000 bail they're processing the payment 1723 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,829 bail they're processing the payment right now come on let's go and get him 1724 00:41:55,829 --> 00:41:55,839 right now come on let's go and get him 1725 00:41:55,839 --> 00:42:02,710 right now come on let's go and get him how 1726 00:42:02,710 --> 00:42:02,720 1727 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,790 what kingdom in anderson 1728 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:04,800 what kingdom in anderson 1729 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,270 what kingdom in anderson anderson consulting 1730 00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:07,280 anderson consulting 1731 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:16,790 anderson consulting shall i drive 1732 00:42:16,790 --> 00:42:16,800 1733 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,990 selfless silly old duffer if there's one 1734 00:42:19,990 --> 00:42:20,000 selfless silly old duffer if there's one 1735 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,230 selfless silly old duffer if there's one person in this world i can rely on it's 1736 00:42:22,230 --> 00:42:22,240 person in this world i can rely on it's 1737 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:26,390 person in this world i can rely on it's you pete my lovely lovely brother i knew 1738 00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:26,400 you pete my lovely lovely brother i knew 1739 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,190 you pete my lovely lovely brother i knew you wouldn't leave me 1740 00:42:29,190 --> 00:42:29,200 1741 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,790 okay i'm off to the pub celebrate 1742 00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:32,800 okay i'm off to the pub celebrate 1743 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,150 okay i'm off to the pub celebrate don't even think about leaving town 1744 00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:36,160 don't even think about leaving town 1745 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,390 don't even think about leaving town and you 1746 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:38,400 and you 1747 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,470 and you you'd better keep a very close eye on 1748 00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:40,480 you'd better keep a very close eye on 1749 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,349 you'd better keep a very close eye on him 1750 00:42:43,349 --> 00:42:43,359 1751 00:42:43,359 --> 00:42:45,190 i didn't think you'd do it 1752 00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:45,200 i didn't think you'd do it 1753 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,990 i didn't think you'd do it mortgage the house i mean you didn't but 1754 00:42:47,990 --> 00:42:48,000 mortgage the house i mean you didn't but 1755 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,109 mortgage the house i mean you didn't but he must have how else would you got the 1756 00:42:49,109 --> 00:42:49,119 he must have how else would you got the 1757 00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:51,109 he must have how else would you got the cash together well that's a funny one 1758 00:42:51,109 --> 00:42:51,119 cash together well that's a funny one 1759 00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:51,910 cash together well that's a funny one matt 1760 00:42:51,910 --> 00:42:51,920 matt 1761 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,030 matt and they were sifting through a few 1762 00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:53,040 and they were sifting through a few 1763 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:53,990 and they were sifting through a few things 1764 00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:54,000 things 1765 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,030 things well one bag in particular 1766 00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:57,040 well one bag in particular 1767 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,870 well one bag in particular i guess what turned up 1768 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:00,880 1769 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,550 that's private property 1770 00:43:02,550 --> 00:43:02,560 that's private property 1771 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,390 that's private property so is peter's house are you willing to 1772 00:43:04,390 --> 00:43:04,400 so is peter's house are you willing to 1773 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,100 so is peter's house are you willing to let that go 1774 00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:06,110 let that go 1775 00:43:06,110 --> 00:43:07,430 let that go [Music] 1776 00:43:07,430 --> 00:43:07,440 [Music] 1777 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,030 [Music] so where's the rest 1778 00:43:09,030 --> 00:43:09,040 so where's the rest 1779 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,710 so where's the rest it's safe 1780 00:43:10,710 --> 00:43:10,720 it's safe 1781 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:14,550 it's safe from you 1782 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:14,560 1783 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:30,390 looks like the drinks are on you then 1784 00:43:30,390 --> 00:43:30,400 1785 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,430 oh that yeah yeah got him to divert once 1786 00:43:33,430 --> 00:43:33,440 oh that yeah yeah got him to divert once 1787 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,349 oh that yeah yeah got him to divert once i had words they soon listened nobody 1788 00:43:35,349 --> 00:43:35,359 i had words they soon listened nobody 1789 00:43:35,359 --> 00:43:50,790 i had words they soon listened nobody messes with lyle anderson 1790 00:43:50,790 --> 00:43:50,800 1791 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:57,440 hello 1792 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:57,450 1793 00:43:57,450 --> 00:44:06,690 [Music] 1794 00:44:06,690 --> 00:44:06,700 1795 00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:15,910 [Music] 1796 00:44:15,910 --> 00:44:15,920 1797 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,510 sydney 1798 00:44:19,510 --> 00:44:19,520 1799 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,150 [Music] 1800 00:44:22,150 --> 00:44:22,160 [Music] 1801 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,590 [Music] some tea 1802 00:44:25,590 --> 00:44:25,600 1803 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:37,190 [Music] 1804 00:44:37,190 --> 00:44:37,200 1805 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,790 see 1806 00:44:38,790 --> 00:44:38,800 see 1807 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:44,390 see now i'm just gonna oh good luck 1808 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:44,400 1809 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,550 [Music] 1810 00:44:48,550 --> 00:44:48,560 1811 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,670 hi uh there you go 1812 00:44:51,670 --> 00:44:51,680 hi uh there you go 1813 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,309 hi uh there you go i did try and tell you about the bag 1814 00:44:54,309 --> 00:44:54,319 i did try and tell you about the bag 1815 00:44:54,319 --> 00:44:57,670 i did try and tell you about the bag and it's it's clean money i swear 1816 00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:57,680 and it's it's clean money i swear 1817 00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,990 and it's it's clean money i swear just some savings you know yes 1818 00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:00,000 just some savings you know yes 1819 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,030 just some savings you know yes well 1820 00:45:01,030 --> 00:45:01,040 well 1821 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,390 well i don't know where it came from and part 1822 00:45:02,390 --> 00:45:02,400 i don't know where it came from and part 1823 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,670 i don't know where it came from and part of me doesn't ever want to know but i 1824 00:45:03,670 --> 00:45:03,680 of me doesn't ever want to know but i 1825 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,670 of me doesn't ever want to know but i will tell you one thing 1826 00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:05,680 will tell you one thing 1827 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,750 will tell you one thing if you ever do anything to me like that 1828 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:07,760 if you ever do anything to me like that 1829 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,670 if you ever do anything to me like that again 1830 00:45:09,670 --> 00:45:09,680 again 1831 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,390 again you wish you were dead 1832 00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:12,400 you wish you were dead 1833 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,710 you wish you were dead try to make myself clear 1834 00:45:14,710 --> 00:45:14,720 try to make myself clear 1835 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,670 try to make myself clear crystal 1836 00:45:17,670 --> 00:45:17,680 1837 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:18,550 good 1838 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:18,560 good 1839 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,550 good well 1840 00:45:20,550 --> 00:45:20,560 well 1841 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,270 well kingdom and kingdom 1842 00:45:22,270 --> 00:45:22,280 kingdom and kingdom 1843 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:44,790 kingdom and kingdom [Music] 1844 00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:44,800 1845 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,880 you