1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:12,880 paper was light gold in medieval times 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:12,890 3 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:17,189 [Music] 4 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:17,199 5 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:20,880 oh no tobacco sugar 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:20,890 oh no tobacco sugar 7 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:23,109 oh no tobacco sugar [Music] 8 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 [Music] 9 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:25,109 [Music] that everything we thought we knew about 10 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:25,119 that everything we thought we knew about 11 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,150 that everything we thought we knew about the world 12 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,160 the world 13 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:34,610 the world might turn out to be completely wrong 14 00:00:34,610 --> 00:00:34,620 15 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:48,150 [Music] 16 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:48,160 [Music] 17 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,430 [Music] amazing to think he's actually down 18 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:49,440 amazing to think he's actually down 19 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,709 amazing to think he's actually down there this time 20 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:50,719 there this time 21 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:52,790 there this time you were quite sure he was dead oh yes 22 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:52,800 you were quite sure he was dead oh yes 23 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,389 you were quite sure he was dead oh yes as well as the doctor and the 24 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:54,399 as well as the doctor and the 25 00:00:54,399 --> 00:00:55,590 as well as the doctor and the pathologist 26 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:55,600 pathologist 27 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,029 pathologist and the undertaker 28 00:00:57,029 --> 00:00:57,039 and the undertaker 29 00:00:57,039 --> 00:00:59,189 and the undertaker always appears to be certain with simon 30 00:00:59,189 --> 00:00:59,199 always appears to be certain with simon 31 00:00:59,199 --> 00:01:03,750 always appears to be certain with simon life won't be the same without him 32 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:03,760 33 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,230 oh lord something's never changed come 34 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:06,240 oh lord something's never changed come 35 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,770 oh lord something's never changed come on with it 36 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:07,780 on with it 37 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:10,070 on with it [Music] 38 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,030 [Music] 39 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:13,040 40 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:18,730 mr kingdom 41 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:18,740 42 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:34,450 [Music] 43 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:34,460 [Music] 44 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:37,130 [Music] [Applause] 45 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:37,140 [Applause] 46 00:01:37,140 --> 00:02:29,690 [Applause] [Music] 47 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:29,700 48 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:43,350 [Music] 49 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:43,360 [Music] 50 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:54,090 [Music] hmm 51 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:54,100 52 00:02:54,100 --> 00:03:02,550 [Music] 53 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:02,560 54 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:06,070 you right me oh yeah fine man of iron 55 00:03:06,070 --> 00:03:06,080 you right me oh yeah fine man of iron 56 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,149 you right me oh yeah fine man of iron fabulous 57 00:03:08,149 --> 00:03:08,159 fabulous 58 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:11,010 fabulous thank you 59 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:11,020 60 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:13,030 [Music] 61 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:13,040 [Music] 62 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,229 [Music] mile anderson 63 00:03:14,229 --> 00:03:14,239 mile anderson 64 00:03:14,239 --> 00:03:15,990 mile anderson kate paint 65 00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:16,000 kate paint 66 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,149 kate paint practice you've got a crowd where you 67 00:03:18,149 --> 00:03:18,159 practice you've got a crowd where you 68 00:03:18,159 --> 00:03:20,790 practice you've got a crowd where you don't want one huh 69 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:20,800 don't want one huh 70 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,360 don't want one huh oh oh now um 71 00:03:24,360 --> 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got 84 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,710 it's not like that dad you know i've got work to go to you hardly ever drop by i 85 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:46,720 work to go to you hardly ever drop by i 86 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,949 work to go to you hardly ever drop by i don't need to you ring me seven times a 87 00:03:48,949 --> 00:03:48,959 don't need to you ring me seven times a 88 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:50,149 don't need to you ring me seven times a day 89 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:50,159 day 90 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:53,429 day i still have a grandson do i hey 91 00:03:53,429 --> 00:03:53,439 i still have a grandson do i hey 92 00:03:53,439 --> 00:03:59,990 i still have a grandson do i hey yes 93 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:00,000 94 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,070 you don't have your breakfast milly it's 95 00:04:02,070 --> 00:04:02,080 you don't have your breakfast milly it's 96 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:09,750 you don't have your breakfast milly it's all right for some 97 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:09,760 98 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,470 good lord it's the creature from the 99 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:12,480 good lord it's the creature from the 100 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,350 good lord it's the creature from the shipra lagoon army i think they own the 101 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:15,360 shipra lagoon army i think they own the 102 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,150 shipra lagoon army i think they own the place 103 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:16,160 place 104 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,349 place i am going to take them to the cleaners 105 00:04:19,349 --> 00:04:19,359 i am going to take them to the cleaners 106 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:21,270 i am going to take them to the cleaners legally obviously 107 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:21,280 legally obviously 108 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:22,550 legally obviously not literally 109 00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:22,560 not literally 110 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,830 not literally take my clothes cleaners 111 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:25,840 take my clothes cleaners 112 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,150 take my clothes cleaners morning 113 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:28,160 morning 114 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,510 morning [Music] 115 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:31,520 116 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:38,150 when did you stop being 12. 117 00:04:38,150 --> 00:04:38,160 118 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,629 has my new desk arrived desk 119 00:04:40,629 --> 00:04:40,639 has my new desk arrived desk 120 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:43,590 has my new desk arrived desk gift what new desk from a mum for 121 00:04:43,590 --> 00:04:43,600 gift what new desk from a mum for 122 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,749 gift what new desk from a mum for qualifying has this been through the 123 00:04:45,749 --> 00:04:45,759 qualifying has this been through the 124 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:48,150 qualifying has this been through the office furniture subcommittee personal 125 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:48,160 office furniture subcommittee personal 126 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,830 office furniture subcommittee personal gift so it's exempt 127 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:51,840 128 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,270 don't talk to me don't ask me to do 129 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:53,280 don't talk to me don't ask me to do 130 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:56,950 don't talk to me don't ask me to do anything i just need a moment 131 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:56,960 anything i just need a moment 132 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:57,830 anything i just need a moment so 133 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:57,840 so 134 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,510 so how is your father 135 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:01,520 136 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,870 if that's him i've emigrated 137 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:04,880 if that's him i've emigrated 138 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,510 if that's him i've emigrated kingdom and kingdom 139 00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:07,520 kingdom and kingdom 140 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,830 kingdom and kingdom hello 141 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:08,840 hello 142 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,830 hello tony i'll be right out 143 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:11,840 tony i'll be right out 144 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:12,950 tony i'll be right out so 145 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:12,960 so 146 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,790 so it's time to road test the ramp 147 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:16,800 it's time to road test the ramp 148 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,550 it's time to road test the ramp right tony we'll uh 149 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:18,560 right tony we'll uh 150 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,469 right tony we'll uh get you sorted out in a twinkle if i can 151 00:05:20,469 --> 00:05:20,479 get you sorted out in a twinkle if i can 152 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:21,350 get you sorted out in a twinkle if i can just 153 00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:21,360 just 154 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:26,550 just work out how this goes 155 00:05:26,550 --> 00:05:26,560 156 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,790 what's the point 157 00:05:28,790 --> 00:05:28,800 what's the point 158 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,550 what's the point this says 159 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:30,560 this says 160 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,790 this says a and there's no sign of where either 161 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:32,800 a and there's no sign of where either 162 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:37,749 a and there's no sign of where either there's actually things it says here but 163 00:05:37,749 --> 00:05:37,759 164 00:05:37,759 --> 00:05:40,150 nice set of wheels mr king 165 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:40,160 nice set of wheels mr king 166 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,070 nice set of wheels mr king see that's what i really miss 167 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:42,080 see that's what i really miss 168 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,430 see that's what i really miss i get my right arm to be driving again 169 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:45,440 i get my right arm to be driving again 170 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,749 i get my right arm to be driving again you're kidding me 171 00:05:47,749 --> 00:05:47,759 you're kidding me 172 00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:49,270 you're kidding me well that's it is it 173 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:49,280 well that's it is it 174 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:52,150 well that's it is it half a leg in a bloody nap that pie bit 175 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:52,160 half a leg in a bloody nap that pie bit 176 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,790 half a leg in a bloody nap that pie bit cheap isn't it no tony we don't have to 177 00:05:54,790 --> 00:05:54,800 cheap isn't it no tony we don't have to 178 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,710 cheap isn't it no tony we don't have to accept this look i appreciate your help 179 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:56,720 accept this look i appreciate your help 180 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,150 accept this look i appreciate your help mr kingdom but 181 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:58,160 mr kingdom but 182 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,990 mr kingdom but i i don't want any fuss 183 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:00,000 i i don't want any fuss 184 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,510 i i don't want any fuss what happened happened 185 00:06:01,510 --> 00:06:01,520 what happened happened 186 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,510 what happened happened and i'm the lucky one 187 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:03,520 and i'm the lucky one 188 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,430 and i'm the lucky one a few of us didn't make it out at all 189 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:05,440 a few of us didn't make it out at all 190 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,390 a few of us didn't make it out at all we can fight we can launch an appeal 191 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:08,400 we can fight we can launch an appeal 192 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,309 we can fight we can launch an appeal there are plenty of other iraq veterans 193 00:06:10,309 --> 00:06:10,319 there are plenty of other iraq veterans 194 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:13,280 there are plenty of other iraq veterans taking on the mod 195 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:13,290 taking on the mod 196 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,870 taking on the mod [Music] 197 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:16,880 [Music] 198 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,309 [Music] look at that 199 00:06:18,309 --> 00:06:18,319 look at that 200 00:06:18,319 --> 00:06:20,710 look at that it's important big car boot sale spent 201 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:20,720 it's important big car boot sale spent 202 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,110 it's important big car boot sale spent about eight quid not so much as a sniff 203 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:23,120 about eight quid not so much as a sniff 204 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,350 about eight quid not so much as a sniff of a date perhaps a car boot sale isn't 205 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:25,360 of a date perhaps a car boot sale isn't 206 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,189 of a date perhaps a car boot sale isn't the best place to find love or maybe you 207 00:06:27,189 --> 00:06:27,199 the best place to find love or maybe you 208 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:28,870 the best place to find love or maybe you should have a consultation from nigel 209 00:06:28,870 --> 00:06:28,880 should have a consultation from nigel 210 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:32,309 should have a consultation from nigel here i'm a counselor not a matchmaker 211 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:32,319 here i'm a counselor not a matchmaker 212 00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:34,870 here i'm a counselor not a matchmaker perhaps i need counseling 213 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:34,880 perhaps i need counseling 214 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,710 perhaps i need counseling all right then um 215 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:36,720 all right then um 216 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,390 all right then um when was your last date 217 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:38,400 when was your last date 218 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,309 when was your last date 2002 219 00:06:40,309 --> 00:06:40,319 2002 220 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:42,469 2002 that's gonna take a few sessions and uh 221 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:42,479 that's gonna take a few sessions and uh 222 00:06:42,479 --> 00:06:46,550 that's gonna take a few sessions and uh i don't come cheap 223 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:46,560 224 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:50,150 hey do you mind i spent 20 pence on that 225 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:50,160 hey do you mind i spent 20 pence on that 226 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,550 hey do you mind i spent 20 pence on that ted this is georgian silva 227 00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:52,560 ted this is georgian silva 228 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,870 ted this is georgian silva it's worth about 500 quid 229 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:54,880 it's worth about 500 quid 230 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,150 it's worth about 500 quid no y'all 231 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:56,160 no y'all 232 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,230 no y'all well tony you've delivered for your 233 00:06:58,230 --> 00:06:58,240 well tony you've delivered for your 234 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,830 well tony you've delivered for your country i'll see you that your country 235 00:06:59,830 --> 00:06:59,840 country i'll see you that your country 236 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:04,710 country i'll see you that your country delivers for you lyle 237 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:04,720 238 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,110 ramp 239 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:07,120 ramp 240 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,320 ramp darren you see mate that thing is hairy 241 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:10,330 darren you see mate that thing is hairy 242 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:14,710 darren you see mate that thing is hairy [Music] 243 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:14,720 244 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:20,180 hi hi there um hi 245 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:20,190 246 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,749 [Music] 247 00:07:23,749 --> 00:07:23,759 248 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:26,230 everything okay yeah we're moving on mr 249 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:26,240 everything okay yeah we're moving on mr 250 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,070 everything okay yeah we're moving on mr kingdom's got everything under control 251 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:28,080 kingdom's got everything under control 252 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:38,870 kingdom's got everything under control we'll do our very best i promise 253 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:38,880 254 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,029 i'm just a local solicitor this could be 255 00:07:41,029 --> 00:07:41,039 i'm just a local solicitor this could be 256 00:07:41,039 --> 00:07:42,790 i'm just a local solicitor this could be out of our league 257 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:42,800 out of our league 258 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,629 out of our league i promised him his country will deliver 259 00:07:44,629 --> 00:07:44,639 i promised him his country will deliver 260 00:07:44,639 --> 00:07:46,230 i promised him his country will deliver but will it 261 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:46,240 but will it 262 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:50,550 but will it will we 263 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:50,560 264 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,070 any suggestions 265 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:52,080 any suggestions 266 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,350 any suggestions so hoping she was single 267 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:55,360 268 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:58,469 mr anderson 269 00:07:58,469 --> 00:07:58,479 mr anderson 270 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:04,850 mr anderson delivery 271 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:04,860 272 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:18,790 [Music] 273 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:18,800 274 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:23,530 so 275 00:08:23,530 --> 00:08:23,540 276 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:32,310 [Music] 277 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:32,320 278 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,469 you all right yeah 279 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:34,479 you all right yeah 280 00:08:34,479 --> 00:08:38,140 you all right yeah fine 281 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:38,150 282 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:41,029 [Music] 283 00:08:41,029 --> 00:08:41,039 [Music] 284 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:51,870 [Music] ugh 285 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:51,880 286 00:08:51,880 --> 00:09:05,990 [Music] 287 00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:06,000 288 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,389 gloria i can't 289 00:09:08,389 --> 00:09:08,399 gloria i can't 290 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:10,389 gloria i can't it's pretty straightforward they tell me 291 00:09:10,389 --> 00:09:10,399 it's pretty straightforward they tell me 292 00:09:10,399 --> 00:09:12,630 it's pretty straightforward they tell me you just sort of reach out and grab the 293 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:12,640 you just sort of reach out and grab the 294 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,949 you just sort of reach out and grab the handset it'll be dad i can tell by its 295 00:09:14,949 --> 00:09:14,959 handset it'll be dad i can tell by its 296 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:19,750 handset it'll be dad i can tell by its ring 297 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:19,760 298 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,829 kingdom 299 00:09:20,829 --> 00:09:20,839 kingdom 300 00:09:20,839 --> 00:09:22,470 kingdom solicited 301 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:22,480 solicited 302 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,310 solicited hello cyril 303 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:24,320 hello cyril 304 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,150 hello cyril yes it is yet 305 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:26,160 yes it is yet 306 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,710 yes it is yet no no she's out i'm afraid 307 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:28,720 no no she's out i'm afraid 308 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,590 no no she's out i'm afraid what 309 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:29,600 what 310 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,030 what what a woo 311 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:31,040 what a woo 312 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,389 what a woo oh yes yes yes got it yup i'll tell her 313 00:09:34,389 --> 00:09:34,399 oh yes yes yes got it yup i'll tell her 314 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:38,470 oh yes yes yes got it yup i'll tell her if you say so i'll let her know bye-bye 315 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:38,480 if you say so i'll let her know bye-bye 316 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,310 if you say so i'll let her know bye-bye cuppa soups apparently 317 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:40,320 cuppa soups apparently 318 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,949 cuppa soups apparently and uh where has itv4 gone on the 319 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:42,959 and uh where has itv4 gone on the 320 00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:45,430 and uh where has itv4 gone on the freeview box is there an itv4 it's 321 00:09:45,430 --> 00:09:45,440 freeview box is there an itv4 it's 322 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,509 freeview box is there an itv4 it's attention-seeking whatever i do for him 323 00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:47,519 attention-seeking whatever i do for him 324 00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:48,949 attention-seeking whatever i do for him is never enough 325 00:09:48,949 --> 00:09:48,959 is never enough 326 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:53,480 is never enough anyone got a screwdriver 327 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:53,490 328 00:09:53,490 --> 00:10:05,440 [Music] 329 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:05,450 330 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,509 [Music] 331 00:10:07,509 --> 00:10:07,519 [Music] 332 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:18,550 [Music] uh 333 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:18,560 334 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:22,750 oh 335 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:22,760 336 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:26,990 [Applause] 337 00:10:26,990 --> 00:10:27,000 338 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:39,269 [Music] 339 00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:39,279 [Music] 340 00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:40,630 [Music] i'm sorry i think there's been some sort 341 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:40,640 i'm sorry i think there's been some sort 342 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,040 i'm sorry i think there's been some sort of mistake 343 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:43,050 of mistake 344 00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:52,550 of mistake [Music] 345 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:52,560 346 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,949 why me because you're his grandson and 347 00:10:54,949 --> 00:10:54,959 why me because you're his grandson and 348 00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:56,389 why me because you're his grandson and you're not trying to hold down a job and 349 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:56,399 you're not trying to hold down a job and 350 00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:57,990 you're not trying to hold down a job and locate him all at the same time it's a 351 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:58,000 locate him all at the same time it's a 352 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,949 locate him all at the same time it's a gross injustice well if life was fair 353 00:11:00,949 --> 00:11:00,959 gross injustice well if life was fair 354 00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:05,269 gross injustice well if life was fair i'd have to shut up sean 355 00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:05,279 356 00:11:05,279 --> 00:11:07,190 hi 357 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:07,200 hi 358 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,990 hi peter oh hello nigel how's your 359 00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:10,000 peter oh hello nigel how's your 360 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,990 peter oh hello nigel how's your reconciliation with the lovely rosie 361 00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:12,000 reconciliation with the lovely rosie 362 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,509 reconciliation with the lovely rosie going 363 00:11:13,509 --> 00:11:13,519 going 364 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:15,110 going i wonder could i borrow some books on 365 00:11:15,110 --> 00:11:15,120 i wonder could i borrow some books on 366 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,829 i wonder could i borrow some books on family law no 367 00:11:17,829 --> 00:11:17,839 family law no 368 00:11:17,839 --> 00:11:19,990 family law no who's she run off with this time oh no 369 00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:20,000 who's she run off with this time oh no 370 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,389 who's she run off with this time oh no one we've never been happier i'm a 371 00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:22,399 one we've never been happier i'm a 372 00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:27,030 one we've never been happier i'm a marriage counselor now 373 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:27,040 374 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,550 haven't you got something simpler well 375 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:28,560 haven't you got something simpler well 376 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,509 haven't you got something simpler well i'm sure 377 00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:29,519 i'm sure 378 00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:31,670 i'm sure liar will have an idiot's guide i could 379 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:31,680 liar will have an idiot's guide i could 380 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,790 liar will have an idiot's guide i could ask him 381 00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:32,800 ask him 382 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,030 ask him tell me nigel when did you decide on 383 00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:35,040 tell me nigel when did you decide on 384 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,190 tell me nigel when did you decide on this career change was when rosie had an 385 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:37,200 this career change was when rosie had an 386 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,509 this career change was when rosie had an affair with your late brother 387 00:11:39,509 --> 00:11:39,519 affair with your late brother 388 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:41,430 affair with your late brother and the one with the bloke from the 389 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:41,440 and the one with the bloke from the 390 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,190 and the one with the bloke from the garage and the lad from the estate 391 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:43,200 garage and the lad from the estate 392 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,829 garage and the lad from the estate agents yes all of them i suppose well it 393 00:11:45,829 --> 00:11:45,839 agents yes all of them i suppose well it 394 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,110 agents yes all of them i suppose well it all had to stop 395 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:47,120 all had to stop 396 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,389 all had to stop and i 397 00:11:48,389 --> 00:11:48,399 and i 398 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:51,030 and i obviously wasn't giving her something 399 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:51,040 obviously wasn't giving her something 400 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,350 obviously wasn't giving her something right then i realized 401 00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:53,360 right then i realized 402 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,829 right then i realized the secret to any relationship is 403 00:11:55,829 --> 00:11:55,839 the secret to any relationship is 404 00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:57,509 the secret to any relationship is communication 405 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:57,519 communication 406 00:11:57,519 --> 00:12:00,150 communication her desires her wanderings were just a 407 00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:00,160 her desires her wanderings were just a 408 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,790 her desires her wanderings were just a cry for help what she really wanted 409 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:02,800 cry for help what she really wanted 410 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,710 cry for help what she really wanted was more of me 411 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:04,720 was more of me 412 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,750 was more of me so i had a thought give something back 413 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:07,760 so i had a thought give something back 414 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,750 so i had a thought give something back so marriage guidance 415 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:09,760 so marriage guidance 416 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,910 so marriage guidance is for me 417 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:11,920 is for me 418 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,829 is for me right 419 00:12:13,829 --> 00:12:13,839 right 420 00:12:13,839 --> 00:12:15,670 right so you've um given up all your other 421 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:15,680 so you've um given up all your other 422 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,829 so you've um given up all your other voluntary work have you the um crazy 423 00:12:17,829 --> 00:12:17,839 voluntary work have you the um crazy 424 00:12:17,839 --> 00:12:21,030 voluntary work have you the um crazy goal for the over 70s all that oh no 425 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:21,040 goal for the over 70s all that oh no 426 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,310 goal for the over 70s all that oh no still out most evenings 427 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:24,320 still out most evenings 428 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:36,790 still out most evenings this way miss mitchells 429 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:36,800 430 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,269 new desk 431 00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:39,279 new desk 432 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:44,230 new desk what can i do for 433 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:44,240 434 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:48,230 i've been sexually discriminated against 435 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:48,240 436 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,470 by the army by the blues and royals 437 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:50,480 by the army by the blues and royals 438 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,829 by the army by the blues and royals not that lottery ride along the beach 439 00:12:51,829 --> 00:12:51,839 not that lottery ride along the beach 440 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,750 not that lottery ride along the beach exactly the ones that kicked sand in 441 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:53,760 exactly the ones that kicked sand in 442 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,750 exactly the ones that kicked sand in your face well 443 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:55,760 your face well 444 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,350 your face well kate 445 00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:57,360 kate 446 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,949 kate you've certainly come to the right man 447 00:12:58,949 --> 00:12:58,959 you've certainly come to the right man 448 00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:01,190 you've certainly come to the right man it was so humiliating they said they'd 449 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:01,200 it was so humiliating they said they'd 450 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,190 it was so humiliating they said they'd made an administrative error that i 451 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:03,200 made an administrative error that i 452 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,870 made an administrative error that i shouldn't have even been invited for my 453 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:04,880 shouldn't have even been invited for my 454 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,790 shouldn't have even been invited for my interview in the first place 455 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:06,800 interview in the first place 456 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,870 interview in the first place so i asked why 457 00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:08,880 so i asked why 458 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:13,829 so i asked why because i'm a woman 459 00:13:13,829 --> 00:13:13,839 460 00:13:13,839 --> 00:13:31,269 wait right there 461 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:31,279 462 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:45,990 oh 463 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:46,000 464 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,910 so um 465 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:47,920 so um 466 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,389 so um usually when the army turns you down for 467 00:13:50,389 --> 00:13:50,399 usually when the army turns you down for 468 00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:51,910 usually when the army turns you down for one regiment they do offer you an 469 00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:51,920 one regiment they do offer you an 470 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,910 one regiment they do offer you an alternative i don't want alternatives i 471 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:53,920 alternative i don't want alternatives i 472 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,069 alternative i don't want alternatives i want to be in the blues and royals look 473 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:56,079 want to be in the blues and royals look 474 00:13:56,079 --> 00:13:58,150 want to be in the blues and royals look i am fit enough i'm quick enough i'm 475 00:13:58,150 --> 00:13:58,160 i am fit enough i'm quick enough i'm 476 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,750 i am fit enough i'm quick enough i'm good enough well you can't argue with 477 00:13:59,750 --> 00:13:59,760 good enough well you can't argue with 478 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,189 good enough well you can't argue with that i mean if she can't join the 479 00:14:01,189 --> 00:14:01,199 that i mean if she can't join the 480 00:14:01,199 --> 00:14:03,430 that i mean if she can't join the cavalry then i don't know who can i came 481 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:03,440 cavalry then i don't know who can i came 482 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,430 cavalry then i don't know who can i came to you because you know the regiment 483 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:05,440 to you because you know the regiment 484 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,949 to you because you know the regiment you are dealing with tony gillespie's 485 00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:06,959 you are dealing with tony gillespie's 486 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,790 you are dealing with tony gillespie's compensation case aren't you 487 00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:08,800 compensation case aren't you 488 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,870 compensation case aren't you yes but i'm afraid i can't discuss that 489 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:10,880 yes but i'm afraid i can't discuss that 490 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,870 yes but i'm afraid i can't discuss that case with you ms mitchell good 491 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:12,880 case with you ms mitchell good 492 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,230 case with you ms mitchell good because he mustn't know anything about 493 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:14,240 because he mustn't know anything about 494 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,949 because he mustn't know anything about this don't tell him anything 495 00:14:16,949 --> 00:14:16,959 this don't tell him anything 496 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:17,950 this don't tell him anything come on dad 497 00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:17,960 come on dad 498 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:23,269 come on dad [Music] 499 00:14:23,269 --> 00:14:23,279 500 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:28,190 granddad 501 00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:28,200 502 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:33,430 [Music] 503 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:33,440 504 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,110 why don't you want to tell him 505 00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:35,120 why don't you want to tell him 506 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,629 why don't you want to tell him i thought relationships were all about 507 00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:36,639 i thought relationships were all about 508 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:38,710 i thought relationships were all about openness and sharing you come back to me 509 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:38,720 openness and sharing you come back to me 510 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,069 openness and sharing you come back to me when you've had a few more relationships 511 00:14:40,069 --> 00:14:40,079 when you've had a few more relationships 512 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,550 when you've had a few more relationships yourself it's none of our business 513 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:42,560 yourself it's none of our business 514 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,870 yourself it's none of our business that is a ridiculous sized desk 515 00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:44,880 that is a ridiculous sized desk 516 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:59,670 that is a ridiculous sized desk that is a ridiculous sized office 517 00:14:59,670 --> 00:14:59,680 518 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,629 kingdom solicitors 519 00:15:02,629 --> 00:15:02,639 520 00:15:02,639 --> 00:15:04,870 same family a different generation scott 521 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:04,880 same family a different generation scott 522 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,310 same family a different generation scott scott 523 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:06,320 scott 524 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,189 scott no 525 00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:07,199 no 526 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,790 no there must be 527 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:08,800 there must be 528 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,189 there must be something behind it oh there is she's a 529 00:15:11,189 --> 00:15:11,199 something behind it oh there is she's a 530 00:15:11,199 --> 00:15:13,030 something behind it oh there is she's a girl i can't see it's symptomatic of the 531 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:13,040 girl i can't see it's symptomatic of the 532 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,949 girl i can't see it's symptomatic of the way the establishment view women girls 533 00:15:14,949 --> 00:15:14,959 way the establishment view women girls 534 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,069 way the establishment view women girls can't fight 535 00:15:16,069 --> 00:15:16,079 can't fight 536 00:15:16,079 --> 00:15:17,350 can't fight they want to go to leeds on a saturday 537 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:17,360 they want to go to leeds on a saturday 538 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,430 they want to go to leeds on a saturday night sas wouldn't come out alive which 539 00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:19,440 night sas wouldn't come out alive which 540 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,470 night sas wouldn't come out alive which mean he wasn't there he's always there 541 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:22,480 mean he wasn't there he's always there 542 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,069 mean he wasn't there he's always there did you knock 543 00:15:26,069 --> 00:15:26,079 544 00:15:26,079 --> 00:15:26,860 peter 545 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:26,870 peter 546 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:28,870 peter [Music] 547 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:28,880 [Music] 548 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,629 [Music] it could be lying dead on the floor 549 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:30,639 it could be lying dead on the floor 550 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:31,670 it could be lying dead on the floor because 551 00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:31,680 because 552 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,030 because i couldn't have left the keys in the 553 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:33,040 i couldn't have left the keys in the 554 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,629 i couldn't have left the keys in the ignition 555 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:34,639 ignition 556 00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:36,470 ignition there's my car 557 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:36,480 there's my car 558 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,230 there's my car my lovely beautiful gorgeous car where 559 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:38,240 my lovely beautiful gorgeous car where 560 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,350 my lovely beautiful gorgeous car where is it 561 00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:41,360 is it 562 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,550 is it it's been stolen 563 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:44,560 564 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,710 it's an alphys 1965 drop head coupe te21 565 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:48,720 it's an alphys 1965 drop head coupe te21 566 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:53,030 it's an alphys 1965 drop head coupe te21 okay okay 567 00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:53,040 568 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,670 hurry up peter please 569 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:55,680 hurry up peter please 570 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,590 hurry up peter please alice blue with grey leather interior if 571 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:57,600 alice blue with grey leather interior if 572 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,269 alice blue with grey leather interior if you see some joy-riding hoodie driving 573 00:15:59,269 --> 00:15:59,279 you see some joy-riding hoodie driving 574 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:02,780 you see some joy-riding hoodie driving in you let me know peter 575 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:02,790 in you let me know peter 576 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:08,150 in you let me know peter [Music] 577 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:08,160 [Music] 578 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,310 [Music] dad thank god you're right where have 579 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:10,320 dad thank god you're right where have 580 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,749 dad thank god you're right where have you been 581 00:16:11,749 --> 00:16:11,759 you been 582 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:12,870 you been here 583 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:12,880 here 584 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,749 here have you got my copper soups 585 00:16:15,749 --> 00:16:15,759 have you got my copper soups 586 00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:18,230 have you got my copper soups we thought you were dead 587 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:18,240 we thought you were dead 588 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,470 we thought you were dead yes scott bought them down no it wasn't 589 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:20,480 yes scott bought them down no it wasn't 590 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,189 yes scott bought them down no it wasn't scott no it was some other boy 591 00:16:23,189 --> 00:16:23,199 scott no it was some other boy 592 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,749 scott no it was some other boy oh no that's ministroni i don't want 593 00:16:26,749 --> 00:16:26,759 oh no that's ministroni i don't want 594 00:16:26,759 --> 00:16:28,389 oh no that's ministroni i don't want ministroni 595 00:16:28,389 --> 00:16:28,399 ministroni 596 00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:29,749 ministroni tomato 597 00:16:29,749 --> 00:16:29,759 tomato 598 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:34,389 tomato come back when you've got tomato 599 00:16:34,389 --> 00:16:34,399 600 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:35,590 deep breath 601 00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:35,600 deep breath 602 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,870 deep breath come to ten 603 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:36,880 come to ten 604 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,870 come to ten think of angels 605 00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:38,880 think of angels 606 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,470 think of angels [Music] 607 00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:40,480 [Music] 608 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,990 [Music] i'm out of breath 609 00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:42,000 i'm out of breath 610 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,140 i'm out of breath bread 611 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:43,150 bread 612 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:53,509 bread [Music] 613 00:16:53,509 --> 00:16:53,519 614 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:55,430 so you want to join the army yes sir i 615 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:55,440 so you want to join the army yes sir i 616 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,590 so you want to join the army yes sir i do sir sir 617 00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:57,600 do sir sir 618 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,269 do sir sir and why do you want to become a soldier 619 00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:01,279 620 00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:02,829 uh the 621 00:17:02,829 --> 00:17:02,839 uh the 622 00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:05,510 uh the weapons i i want to join your lot blues 623 00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:05,520 weapons i i want to join your lot blues 624 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,110 weapons i i want to join your lot blues and royals 625 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:07,120 and royals 626 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:07,909 and royals right 627 00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:07,919 right 628 00:17:07,919 --> 00:17:09,429 right well normally we take you straight from 629 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:09,439 well normally we take you straight from 630 00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:10,710 well normally we take you straight from school but i suppose if you're older 631 00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:10,720 school but i suppose if you're older 632 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,390 school but i suppose if you're older you're wiser what are you doing at the 633 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:12,400 you're wiser what are you doing at the 634 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,750 you're wiser what are you doing at the moment i work in an office doing 635 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:15,760 moment i work in an office doing 636 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,510 moment i work in an office doing a job 637 00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:17,520 a job 638 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,309 a job and that job is 639 00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:20,319 and that job is 640 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:23,669 and that job is managerial 641 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:23,679 642 00:17:23,679 --> 00:17:25,510 name lylanderson 643 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:25,520 name lylanderson 644 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,949 name lylanderson and you're male 645 00:17:26,949 --> 00:17:26,959 and you're male 646 00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,789 and you're male yes but what if i wasn't 647 00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:28,799 yes but what if i wasn't 648 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:33,110 yes but what if i wasn't what if i was a girl 649 00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:33,120 650 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,270 are you having some sort of operation no 651 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:35,280 are you having some sort of operation no 652 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,909 are you having some sort of operation no no no hypothetically what if i was a 653 00:17:37,909 --> 00:17:37,919 no no hypothetically what if i was a 654 00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:39,590 no no hypothetically what if i was a girl then the blues and royals isn't for 655 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:39,600 girl then the blues and royals isn't for 656 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,830 girl then the blues and royals isn't for you because of my sex because of combat 657 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:41,840 you because of my sex because of combat 658 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,230 you because of my sex because of combat effectiveness 659 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:44,240 effectiveness 660 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,470 effectiveness combat effectiveness no 661 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:46,480 combat effectiveness no 662 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,909 combat effectiveness no alvis a l v i 663 00:17:49,909 --> 00:17:49,919 alvis a l v i 664 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:53,830 alvis a l v i s for stolen as in alves as in alvis has 665 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:53,840 s for stolen as in alves as in alvis has 666 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,830 s for stolen as in alves as in alvis has left the building 667 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:55,840 left the building 668 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,150 left the building no don't 669 00:17:58,150 --> 00:17:58,160 no don't 670 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,350 no don't green sleeves again shane 671 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:01,360 green sleeves again shane 672 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,190 green sleeves again shane i liked your car yes well as a matter of 673 00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:03,200 i liked your car yes well as a matter of 674 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,230 i liked your car yes well as a matter of fact so did i professional job i reckon 675 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:06,240 fact so did i professional job i reckon 676 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,549 fact so did i professional job i reckon probably stolen the water 677 00:18:08,549 --> 00:18:08,559 probably stolen the water 678 00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:10,470 probably stolen the water who knew you had it and kept it here but 679 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:10,480 who knew you had it and kept it here but 680 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,310 who knew you had it and kept it here but the whole the whole of market shipper 681 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:12,320 the whole the whole of market shipper 682 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,870 the whole the whole of market shipper this is where every day it's parked in 683 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:14,880 this is where every day it's parked in 684 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,390 this is where every day it's parked in that's gone for good 685 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:16,400 that's gone for good 686 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,830 that's gone for good it's probably on a 687 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:17,840 it's probably on a 688 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,750 it's probably on a container ship steaming out of harris as 689 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:19,760 container ship steaming out of harris as 690 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,470 container ship steaming out of harris as we speak 691 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:22,480 692 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,750 i'm toriel 693 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:23,760 i'm toriel 694 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:29,090 i'm toriel [Music] 695 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:29,100 696 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:35,590 [Music] 697 00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:35,600 [Music] 698 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,290 [Music] peter kingdom 699 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:39,300 700 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:50,070 [Music] 701 00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:50,080 702 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,070 it's not a battle between you and him 703 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:52,080 it's not a battle between you and him 704 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,420 it's not a battle between you and him it's a battle between you and your head 705 00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:55,430 it's a battle between you and your head 706 00:18:55,430 --> 00:19:07,510 it's a battle between you and your head [Music] 707 00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:07,520 [Music] 708 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:15,810 [Music] come on 709 00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:15,820 710 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:22,950 [Music] 711 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:22,960 712 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:27,430 no no no that is not good enough 713 00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:27,440 no no no that is not good enough 714 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,870 no no no that is not good enough peter have you ever heard of combat 715 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:28,880 peter have you ever heard of combat 716 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,029 peter have you ever heard of combat effectiveness 717 00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:31,039 effectiveness 718 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,110 effectiveness sorry oh 719 00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:33,120 sorry oh 720 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,510 sorry oh really sorry about your car hmm no it's 721 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:35,520 really sorry about your car hmm no it's 722 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,029 really sorry about your car hmm no it's nothing to do with my car i've just been 723 00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:37,039 nothing to do with my car i've just been 724 00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:39,350 nothing to do with my car i've just been on the phone to the ministry of blasted 725 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:39,360 on the phone to the ministry of blasted 726 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,710 on the phone to the ministry of blasted defense they keep putting me through to 727 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:40,720 defense they keep putting me through to 728 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,110 defense they keep putting me through to some whitehall inadequate 729 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:43,120 some whitehall inadequate 730 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,909 some whitehall inadequate tony is the sole survivor of a roadside 731 00:19:45,909 --> 00:19:45,919 tony is the sole survivor of a roadside 732 00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:48,390 tony is the sole survivor of a roadside bomb in iraq he lost his leg 733 00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:48,400 bomb in iraq he lost his leg 734 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,590 bomb in iraq he lost his leg and an eye 735 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:49,600 and an eye 736 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,230 and an eye and they have itemized his compensation 737 00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:52,240 and they have itemized his compensation 738 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,590 and they have itemized his compensation 46 000 pounds for his leg if you please 739 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:55,600 46 000 pounds for his leg if you please 740 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,950 46 000 pounds for his leg if you please 8 625 pays us yes and it might well be 741 00:19:58,950 --> 00:19:58,960 8 625 pays us yes and it might well be 742 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,830 8 625 pays us yes and it might well be that low because of the sliding scale 743 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:01,840 that low because of the sliding scale 744 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,350 that low because of the sliding scale apparently if you suffer multiple 745 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:03,360 apparently if you suffer multiple 746 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,430 apparently if you suffer multiple injuries in the same incident they pay 747 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:05,440 injuries in the same incident they pay 748 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,350 injuries in the same incident they pay you less for each one this man these men 749 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:09,360 you less for each one this man these men 750 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,470 you less for each one this man these men they fought a war in our name not in my 751 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:12,480 they fought a war in our name not in my 752 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,750 they fought a war in our name not in my name well support the war or not they 753 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:15,760 name well support the war or not they 754 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,350 name well support the war or not they they put themselves in the front line 755 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:17,360 they put themselves in the front line 756 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,669 they put themselves in the front line you agreed to serve the queen and she 757 00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:19,679 you agreed to serve the queen and she 758 00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:22,070 you agreed to serve the queen and she agrees to look after you yeah but she's 759 00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:22,080 agrees to look after you yeah but she's 760 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,669 agrees to look after you yeah but she's 80 something don't see her changing any 761 00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:23,679 80 something don't see her changing any 762 00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:25,590 80 something don't see her changing any bandages no it's the crown it's the 763 00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:25,600 bandages no it's the crown it's the 764 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,870 bandages no it's the crown it's the queen and country a contract between a 765 00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:28,880 queen and country a contract between a 766 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,029 queen and country a contract between a soldier and his nation 767 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:31,039 soldier and his nation 768 00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:33,270 soldier and his nation each promising to protect the other in 769 00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:33,280 each promising to protect the other in 770 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,870 each promising to protect the other in theory it's 771 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:34,880 theory it's 772 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,270 theory it's well such a 773 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:37,280 well such a 774 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:41,110 well such a such a noble concept 775 00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:41,120 776 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,029 i'm sorry um you were saying something 777 00:20:43,029 --> 00:20:43,039 i'm sorry um you were saying something 778 00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:44,149 i'm sorry um you were saying something about 779 00:20:44,149 --> 00:20:44,159 about 780 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:47,510 about combat effectiveness no don't worry i'll 781 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:47,520 combat effectiveness no don't worry i'll 782 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,980 combat effectiveness no don't worry i'll sort it 783 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:49,990 784 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:55,950 [Music] 785 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:55,960 [Music] 786 00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:00,900 [Music] [Applause] 787 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:00,910 788 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,590 [Music] 789 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:03,600 [Music] 790 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,990 [Music] afternoon lock keeper oh 791 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:06,000 afternoon lock keeper oh 792 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,549 afternoon lock keeper oh it's a lovely day oh hi there 793 00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:08,559 it's a lovely day oh hi there 794 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,390 it's a lovely day oh hi there mum stop it 795 00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:10,400 mum stop it 796 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,789 mum stop it came up from barton this morning we're 797 00:21:12,789 --> 00:21:12,799 came up from barton this morning we're 798 00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:15,350 came up from barton this morning we're hoping to make trenton by nightfall i 799 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:15,360 hoping to make trenton by nightfall i 800 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,870 hoping to make trenton by nightfall i don't think so 801 00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:16,880 don't think so 802 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,590 don't think so not this time best you go back to where 803 00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:19,600 not this time best you go back to where 804 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,990 not this time best you go back to where you came from because you're not going 805 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:22,000 you came from because you're not going 806 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,630 you came from because you're not going through my lock i'm sorry 807 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:24,640 through my lock i'm sorry 808 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,710 through my lock i'm sorry but you're right though it is uh 809 00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:26,720 but you're right though it is uh 810 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:32,400 but you're right though it is uh it's a lovely day 811 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:32,410 812 00:21:32,410 --> 00:21:44,710 [Music] 813 00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:44,720 814 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,350 now come on gloria i thought we covered 815 00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:47,360 now come on gloria i thought we covered 816 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,990 now come on gloria i thought we covered this earlier book one lesson one page 817 00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:50,000 this earlier book one lesson one page 818 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,990 this earlier book one lesson one page one answering the phone 819 00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:52,000 one answering the phone 820 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,029 one answering the phone we grasp we lift we extend 821 00:21:55,029 --> 00:21:55,039 we grasp we lift we extend 822 00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:56,870 we grasp we lift we extend kingdom and kingdom 823 00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:56,880 kingdom and kingdom 824 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,270 kingdom and kingdom hello cyril 825 00:21:59,270 --> 00:21:59,280 hello cyril 826 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,950 hello cyril what 827 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:00,960 what 828 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,190 what what cyril i hope you haven't raised 829 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:03,200 what cyril i hope you haven't raised 830 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,669 what cyril i hope you haven't raised your fifth story no cyril 831 00:22:05,669 --> 00:22:05,679 your fifth story no cyril 832 00:22:05,679 --> 00:22:07,270 your fifth story no cyril cyril 833 00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:07,280 cyril 834 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,029 cyril bugger cyril i left the baby in the 835 00:22:09,029 --> 00:22:09,039 bugger cyril i left the baby in the 836 00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:10,630 bugger cyril i left the baby in the trolley 837 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:10,640 trolley 838 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,549 trolley you have to watch in the what 839 00:22:12,549 --> 00:22:12,559 you have to watch in the what 840 00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:14,549 you have to watch in the what oh for god's sake peter don't fuss i'm 841 00:22:14,549 --> 00:22:14,559 oh for god's sake peter don't fuss i'm 842 00:22:14,559 --> 00:22:18,070 oh for god's sake peter don't fuss i'm about to make an announcement 843 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:18,080 844 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,070 petra darling it's mommy i am so 845 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:20,080 petra darling it's mommy i am so 846 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,390 petra darling it's mommy i am so confused 847 00:22:22,390 --> 00:22:22,400 confused 848 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,310 confused wherever you are just give me a nice big 849 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:24,320 wherever you are just give me a nice big 850 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:33,510 wherever you are just give me a nice big screen 851 00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:33,520 852 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,430 you're an extortionist i shall report 853 00:22:35,430 --> 00:22:35,440 you're an extortionist i shall report 854 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,669 you're an extortionist i shall report you i have friends of the admiralty it 855 00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:37,679 you i have friends of the admiralty it 856 00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:40,549 you i have friends of the admiralty it is nothing short of blackmail don't you 857 00:22:40,549 --> 00:22:40,559 is nothing short of blackmail don't you 858 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,630 is nothing short of blackmail don't you wave your finger at me 859 00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:42,640 wave your finger at me 860 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,190 wave your finger at me i'm perfectly within my rights to refuse 861 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:45,200 i'm perfectly within my rights to refuse 862 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,230 i'm perfectly within my rights to refuse you passing dad cyril please he's 863 00:22:48,230 --> 00:22:48,240 you passing dad cyril please he's 864 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,110 you passing dad cyril please he's demanding 170 pounds to let us through 865 00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:51,120 demanding 170 pounds to let us through 866 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,110 demanding 170 pounds to let us through this loss so sorry i'll have you through 867 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:53,120 this loss so sorry i'll have you through 868 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,549 this loss so sorry i'll have you through the lock in no time 869 00:22:54,549 --> 00:22:54,559 the lock in no time 870 00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:56,710 the lock in no time either they pay it or they go back to 871 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:56,720 either they pay it or they go back to 872 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,510 either they pay it or they go back to where they came from dad please you 873 00:22:59,510 --> 00:22:59,520 where they came from dad please you 874 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,390 where they came from dad please you should be in an old people's home 875 00:23:02,390 --> 00:23:02,400 should be in an old people's home 876 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,789 should be in an old people's home don't you tell me where i should be or 877 00:23:04,789 --> 00:23:04,799 don't you tell me where i should be or 878 00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:07,350 don't you tell me where i should be or not be your boat does not have a 879 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:07,360 not be your boat does not have a 880 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,830 not be your boat does not have a navigation license and under the powers 881 00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:09,840 navigation license and under the powers 882 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,630 navigation license and under the powers vested in me by the market shipper and 883 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:12,640 vested in me by the market shipper and 884 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,510 vested in me by the market shipper and navigation act of 1793 885 00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:15,520 navigation act of 1793 886 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,230 navigation act of 1793 i have the right to collect the money or 887 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:18,240 i have the right to collect the money or 888 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,470 i have the right to collect the money or refuse passage 889 00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:20,480 refuse passage 890 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,390 refuse passage a navigation license 891 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:22,400 a navigation license 892 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,630 a navigation license and what might that be when it's at home 893 00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:24,640 and what might that be when it's at home 894 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,950 and what might that be when it's at home well it's you know like a road tax only 895 00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:26,960 well it's you know like a road tax only 896 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,510 well it's you know like a road tax only for boats 897 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:29,520 for boats 898 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,990 for boats if you're not going to pay up then you 899 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:32,000 if you're not going to pay up then you 900 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,630 if you're not going to pay up then you turn your vessel round and you go back 901 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:34,640 turn your vessel round and you go back 902 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,029 turn your vessel round and you go back to where you came from you are not 903 00:23:37,029 --> 00:23:37,039 to where you came from you are not 904 00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:40,789 to where you came from you are not obstructing my life please we are not 905 00:23:40,789 --> 00:23:40,799 obstructing my life please we are not 906 00:23:40,799 --> 00:23:42,470 obstructing my life please we are not going anywhere 907 00:23:42,470 --> 00:23:42,480 going anywhere 908 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:46,950 going anywhere you have to make us 909 00:23:46,950 --> 00:23:46,960 910 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:53,350 the lady is not for turning 911 00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:53,360 912 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:57,830 you do have a copy of the 1793 act 913 00:23:57,830 --> 00:23:57,840 you do have a copy of the 1793 act 914 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,430 you do have a copy of the 1793 act of course not 915 00:23:59,430 --> 00:23:59,440 of course not 916 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:06,230 of course not it's all up here 917 00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:06,240 918 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,310 minor problem the army has an exemption 919 00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:08,320 minor problem the army has an exemption 920 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,029 minor problem the army has an exemption from the sex discrimination act 921 00:24:11,029 --> 00:24:11,039 from the sex discrimination act 922 00:24:11,039 --> 00:24:12,950 from the sex discrimination act all the windows in the house are open do 923 00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:12,960 all the windows in the house are open do 924 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,710 all the windows in the house are open do you want him to hear sorry 925 00:24:14,710 --> 00:24:14,720 you want him to hear sorry 926 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,789 you want him to hear sorry i thought you said i had a case 927 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:16,799 i thought you said i had a case 928 00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:18,470 i thought you said i had a case well there's this thing called 929 00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:18,480 well there's this thing called 930 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,310 well there's this thing called combat effectiveness you see in the 931 00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:20,320 combat effectiveness you see in the 932 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,510 combat effectiveness you see in the blues and roars you don't just ride 933 00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:21,520 blues and roars you don't just ride 934 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,269 blues and roars you don't just ride horses yeah i know they're an armored 935 00:24:23,269 --> 00:24:23,279 horses yeah i know they're an armored 936 00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:25,269 horses yeah i know they're an armored reconnaissance regiment as well they do 937 00:24:25,269 --> 00:24:25,279 reconnaissance regiment as well they do 938 00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:27,190 reconnaissance regiment as well they do formation wreckies and scimitars it's 939 00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:27,200 formation wreckies and scimitars it's 940 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,789 formation wreckies and scimitars it's what tony was driving when the bomb went 941 00:24:28,789 --> 00:24:28,799 what tony was driving when the bomb went 942 00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:31,590 what tony was driving when the bomb went off well their point is that if you were 943 00:24:31,590 --> 00:24:31,600 off well their point is that if you were 944 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,350 off well their point is that if you were locked up and enclosed in a tank for 945 00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:33,360 locked up and enclosed in a tank for 946 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,510 locked up and enclosed in a tank for several days with a group of men then it 947 00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:35,520 several days with a group of men then it 948 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,549 several days with a group of men then it wouldn't be 949 00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:36,559 wouldn't be 950 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,269 wouldn't be conducive for warfare 951 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:39,279 conducive for warfare 952 00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:41,190 conducive for warfare there is however an anomaly that we 953 00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:41,200 there is however an anomaly that we 954 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,390 there is however an anomaly that we might base a case on 955 00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:44,400 956 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,549 what are you doing here 957 00:24:46,549 --> 00:24:46,559 what are you doing here 958 00:24:46,559 --> 00:24:49,110 what are you doing here new rider 959 00:24:49,110 --> 00:24:49,120 new rider 960 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:56,390 new rider i forgot my hat 961 00:24:56,390 --> 00:24:56,400 962 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,710 here 963 00:24:58,710 --> 00:24:58,720 964 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:04,149 i'm going to the pub cool 965 00:25:04,149 --> 00:25:04,159 966 00:25:04,159 --> 00:25:05,750 there's a regimen that already takes 967 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:05,760 there's a regimen that already takes 968 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,110 there's a regimen that already takes women and deploys them in similar 969 00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:07,120 women and deploys them in similar 970 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,510 women and deploys them in similar armored vehicles so my theory is if 971 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:09,520 armored vehicles so my theory is if 972 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,549 armored vehicles so my theory is if you're good enough for one outfit then 973 00:25:10,549 --> 00:25:10,559 you're good enough for one outfit then 974 00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:12,420 you're good enough for one outfit then why not the other 975 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:12,430 why not the other 976 00:25:12,430 --> 00:25:14,310 why not the other [Music] 977 00:25:14,310 --> 00:25:14,320 [Music] 978 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,390 [Music] i want to serve lyle and i want to serve 979 00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:16,400 i want to serve lyle and i want to serve 980 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,830 i want to serve lyle and i want to serve in the blues and royals even after what 981 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:17,840 in the blues and royals even after what 982 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,190 in the blues and royals even after what happened to tony 983 00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:19,200 happened to tony 984 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:27,510 happened to tony because of what happened to tony 985 00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:27,520 986 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,830 i don't know how you do it sydney but 987 00:25:29,830 --> 00:25:29,840 i don't know how you do it sydney but 988 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,950 i don't know how you do it sydney but you're someone a magnet of women 989 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:32,960 you're someone a magnet of women 990 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,190 you're someone a magnet of women i don't see much do she no 991 00:25:35,190 --> 00:25:35,200 i don't see much do she no 992 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,590 i don't see much do she no well i already know she likes you i ted 993 00:25:37,590 --> 00:25:37,600 well i already know she likes you i ted 994 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,510 well i already know she likes you i ted with women it's not what they say it's 995 00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:39,520 with women it's not what they say it's 996 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,789 with women it's not what they say it's what they do 997 00:25:42,789 --> 00:25:42,799 what they do 998 00:25:42,799 --> 00:25:46,789 what they do i think you filled your boots mate 999 00:25:46,789 --> 00:25:46,799 1000 00:25:46,799 --> 00:25:48,950 oh sorry oh yeah i don't mean that simon 1001 00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:48,960 oh sorry oh yeah i don't mean that simon 1002 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,470 oh sorry oh yeah i don't mean that simon is saying man it's that no no he didn't 1003 00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:50,480 is saying man it's that no no he didn't 1004 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,990 is saying man it's that no no he didn't mean anything about terry i don't want 1005 00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:52,000 mean anything about terry i don't want 1006 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,190 mean anything about terry i don't want no trouble 1007 00:25:53,190 --> 00:25:53,200 no trouble 1008 00:25:53,200 --> 00:26:03,830 no trouble come on come on we'll get you back yeah 1009 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:03,840 1010 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,730 hello 1011 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:05,740 hello 1012 00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:14,310 hello [Music] 1013 00:26:14,310 --> 00:26:14,320 [Music] 1014 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,630 [Music] come on oh let's get you out i'm going 1015 00:26:16,630 --> 00:26:16,640 come on oh let's get you out i'm going 1016 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:23,610 come on oh let's get you out i'm going to go home yes you do 1017 00:26:23,610 --> 00:26:23,620 1018 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:45,510 [Music] 1019 00:26:45,510 --> 00:26:45,520 [Music] 1020 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,870 [Music] i told you 1021 00:26:46,870 --> 00:26:46,880 i told you 1022 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,310 i told you we're moving what 1023 00:26:50,310 --> 00:26:50,320 1024 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,190 you've got a horse 1025 00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:53,200 you've got a horse 1026 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,149 you've got a horse how observant of you i wouldn't have 1027 00:26:56,149 --> 00:26:56,159 how observant of you i wouldn't have 1028 00:26:56,159 --> 00:26:57,909 how observant of you i wouldn't have believed that those peepers of yours 1029 00:26:57,909 --> 00:26:57,919 believed that those peepers of yours 1030 00:26:57,919 --> 00:27:01,909 believed that those peepers of yours could still work put us back immediately 1031 00:27:01,909 --> 00:27:01,919 could still work put us back immediately 1032 00:27:01,919 --> 00:27:04,230 could still work put us back immediately can't do that 1033 00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:04,240 can't do that 1034 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,630 can't do that hold the police we're being kidnapped 1035 00:27:06,630 --> 00:27:06,640 hold the police we're being kidnapped 1036 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:14,070 hold the police we're being kidnapped yes mother 1037 00:27:14,070 --> 00:27:14,080 1038 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,390 it's 5 a.m 1039 00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:16,400 it's 5 a.m 1040 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,750 it's 5 a.m and 1041 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:17,760 and 1042 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,630 and well 1043 00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:18,640 well 1044 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,269 well is it absolutely necessary to make 1045 00:27:21,269 --> 00:27:21,279 is it absolutely necessary to make 1046 00:27:21,279 --> 00:27:23,990 is it absolutely necessary to make guacamole this hour it's not guacamole 1047 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:24,000 guacamole this hour it's not guacamole 1048 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,149 guacamole this hour it's not guacamole it's avocado surprise 1049 00:27:26,149 --> 00:27:26,159 it's avocado surprise 1050 00:27:26,159 --> 00:27:29,590 it's avocado surprise can we come to some kind of arrangement 1051 00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:29,600 can we come to some kind of arrangement 1052 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,590 can we come to some kind of arrangement yes we can actually i gather you have a 1053 00:27:31,590 --> 00:27:31,600 yes we can actually i gather you have a 1054 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,950 yes we can actually i gather you have a case involving those rather lovely 1055 00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:32,960 case involving those rather lovely 1056 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,470 case involving those rather lovely soldiers with tight bleachers who ride 1057 00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:34,480 soldiers with tight bleachers who ride 1058 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,909 soldiers with tight bleachers who ride along the sands now as your sister and 1059 00:27:35,909 --> 00:27:35,919 along the sands now as your sister and 1060 00:27:35,919 --> 00:27:37,430 along the sands now as your sister and as a woman keen to rediscover her 1061 00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:37,440 as a woman keen to rediscover her 1062 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,190 as a woman keen to rediscover her sexuality haven't given birth i must 1063 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:39,200 sexuality haven't given birth i must 1064 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,029 sexuality haven't given birth i must insist on an introduction 1065 00:27:41,029 --> 00:27:41,039 insist on an introduction 1066 00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:42,870 insist on an introduction that is not the kind of arrangement i 1067 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:42,880 that is not the kind of arrangement i 1068 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,960 that is not the kind of arrangement i had in mind 1069 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:46,970 1070 00:27:46,970 --> 00:27:51,430 [Music] 1071 00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:51,440 1072 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,269 kingdom and king 1073 00:27:55,269 --> 00:27:55,279 1074 00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:58,470 gloria 1075 00:27:58,470 --> 00:27:58,480 1076 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:10,400 what 1077 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:10,410 1078 00:28:10,410 --> 00:28:14,710 [Music] 1079 00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:14,720 1080 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,110 unfortunately it's true 1081 00:28:17,110 --> 00:28:17,120 unfortunately it's true 1082 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:20,070 unfortunately it's true give up kidnapped where did he take you 1083 00:28:20,070 --> 00:28:20,080 give up kidnapped where did he take you 1084 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:27,110 give up kidnapped where did he take you from here 1085 00:28:27,110 --> 00:28:27,120 1086 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,350 to here 1087 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:29,360 to here 1088 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,070 to here huh not exactly crime of the century yes 1089 00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:32,080 huh not exactly crime of the century yes 1090 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,070 huh not exactly crime of the century yes but unfortunately the amount of distance 1091 00:28:34,070 --> 00:28:34,080 but unfortunately the amount of distance 1092 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,909 but unfortunately the amount of distance that kidnapping takes place over is not 1093 00:28:35,909 --> 00:28:35,919 that kidnapping takes place over is not 1094 00:28:35,919 --> 00:28:38,470 that kidnapping takes place over is not an issue they were carried by force 1095 00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:38,480 an issue they were carried by force 1096 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,310 an issue they were carried by force without their consent the question 1097 00:28:40,310 --> 00:28:40,320 without their consent the question 1098 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,990 without their consent the question really is whether there was lawful 1099 00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:42,000 really is whether there was lawful 1100 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,669 really is whether there was lawful excuse 1101 00:28:43,669 --> 00:28:43,679 excuse 1102 00:28:43,679 --> 00:28:46,470 excuse until you can show me your precious luck 1103 00:28:46,470 --> 00:28:46,480 until you can show me your precious luck 1104 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:50,310 until you can show me your precious luck keeper man act of parliament we will not 1105 00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:50,320 keeper man act of parliament we will not 1106 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,230 keeper man act of parliament we will not back down 1107 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:52,240 back down 1108 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:59,590 back down neither will i 1109 00:28:59,590 --> 00:28:59,600 1110 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,789 so what time are you going to start 1111 00:29:00,789 --> 00:29:00,799 so what time are you going to start 1112 00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:10,549 so what time are you going to start picking me out of the dirt then 1113 00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:10,559 1114 00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:11,590 you know i'm covered in bruises from 1115 00:29:11,590 --> 00:29:11,600 you know i'm covered in bruises from 1116 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,470 you know i'm covered in bruises from yesterday 1117 00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:12,480 yesterday 1118 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,549 yesterday look i got one in the perfect shape of a 1119 00:29:14,549 --> 00:29:14,559 look i got one in the perfect shape of a 1120 00:29:14,559 --> 00:29:16,710 look i got one in the perfect shape of a horseshoe tony you have to stop relying 1121 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:16,720 horseshoe tony you have to stop relying 1122 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:23,510 horseshoe tony you have to stop relying on me to bring you home drunk 1123 00:29:23,510 --> 00:29:23,520 1124 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,029 so you seem to be quite keen on that 1125 00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:25,039 so you seem to be quite keen on that 1126 00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:33,669 so you seem to be quite keen on that young lawyer i'm teaching him to ride 1127 00:29:33,669 --> 00:29:33,679 1128 00:29:33,679 --> 00:29:35,510 oh 1129 00:29:35,510 --> 00:29:35,520 oh 1130 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:40,070 oh you've got a letter from the regiment 1131 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:40,080 1132 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:45,190 well aren't you gonna open it 1133 00:29:45,190 --> 00:29:45,200 1134 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,190 he doesn't seem to acknowledge that i 1135 00:29:47,190 --> 00:29:47,200 he doesn't seem to acknowledge that i 1136 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,430 he doesn't seem to acknowledge that i have a life well he wouldn't would he i 1137 00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:49,440 have a life well he wouldn't would he i 1138 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,870 have a life well he wouldn't would he i mean as you get older you become more 1139 00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:50,880 mean as you get older you become more 1140 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,190 mean as you get older you become more self-centered you family moves away your 1141 00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:53,200 self-centered you family moves away your 1142 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,110 self-centered you family moves away your friends start dying your whole world 1143 00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:55,120 friends start dying your whole world 1144 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,389 friends start dying your whole world shrinks 1145 00:29:56,389 --> 00:29:56,399 shrinks 1146 00:29:56,399 --> 00:29:57,750 shrinks he just assumes that everything is 1147 00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:57,760 he just assumes that everything is 1148 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,990 he just assumes that everything is completely perfect in my life 1149 00:29:59,990 --> 00:30:00,000 completely perfect in my life 1150 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,549 completely perfect in my life my first priority is scott but 1151 00:30:02,549 --> 00:30:02,559 my first priority is scott but 1152 00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:05,510 my first priority is scott but i can't just abandon my dad you mustn't 1153 00:30:05,510 --> 00:30:05,520 i can't just abandon my dad you mustn't 1154 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,350 i can't just abandon my dad you mustn't be hard on yourself 1155 00:30:07,350 --> 00:30:07,360 be hard on yourself 1156 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,110 be hard on yourself sometimes 1157 00:30:09,110 --> 00:30:09,120 sometimes 1158 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,470 sometimes people just don't know how to ask for 1159 00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:10,480 people just don't know how to ask for 1160 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:18,870 people just don't know how to ask for help 1161 00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:18,880 1162 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,789 i'm afraid they haven't increased their 1163 00:30:20,789 --> 00:30:20,799 i'm afraid they haven't increased their 1164 00:30:20,799 --> 00:30:23,110 i'm afraid they haven't increased their offer and they won't even if we appeal 1165 00:30:23,110 --> 00:30:23,120 offer and they won't even if we appeal 1166 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,830 offer and they won't even if we appeal it's a fixed tariff system 1167 00:30:25,830 --> 00:30:25,840 it's a fixed tariff system 1168 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,110 it's a fixed tariff system so sorry you did what you could mate 1169 00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:29,120 so sorry you did what you could mate 1170 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,350 so sorry you did what you could mate i do have a friend in london who's 1171 00:30:31,350 --> 00:30:31,360 i do have a friend in london who's 1172 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,870 i do have a friend in london who's dealing with a number of cases like 1173 00:30:32,870 --> 00:30:32,880 dealing with a number of cases like 1174 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,870 dealing with a number of cases like yours might take some time but there's a 1175 00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:34,880 yours might take some time but there's a 1176 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,110 yours might take some time but there's a real possibility of further action 1177 00:30:37,110 --> 00:30:37,120 real possibility of further action 1178 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,830 real possibility of further action this this lump sum compensation doesn't 1179 00:30:39,830 --> 00:30:39,840 this this lump sum compensation doesn't 1180 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,990 this this lump sum compensation doesn't mean that you can't sue for negligence 1181 00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:42,000 mean that you can't sue for negligence 1182 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,110 mean that you can't sue for negligence what for 1183 00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:43,120 what for 1184 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,710 what for there was no negligence i got blown out 1185 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:44,720 there was no negligence i got blown out 1186 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,870 there was no negligence i got blown out by a bomb well 1187 00:30:46,870 --> 00:30:46,880 by a bomb well 1188 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,310 by a bomb well time being we have to decide what you're 1189 00:30:48,310 --> 00:30:48,320 time being we have to decide what you're 1190 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,350 time being we have to decide what you're going to do 1191 00:30:49,350 --> 00:30:49,360 going to do 1192 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,710 going to do i don't want to leave the regiment what 1193 00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:50,720 i don't want to leave the regiment what 1194 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,430 i don't want to leave the regiment what if they medically discharge you no 1195 00:30:53,430 --> 00:30:53,440 if they medically discharge you no 1196 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,190 if they medically discharge you no that can't happen 1197 00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:55,200 that can't happen 1198 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,789 that can't happen but if you do leave you would be 1199 00:30:56,789 --> 00:30:56,799 but if you do leave you would be 1200 00:30:56,799 --> 00:30:59,110 but if you do leave you would be entitled to tax-free guaranteed income 1201 00:30:59,110 --> 00:30:59,120 entitled to tax-free guaranteed income 1202 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,230 entitled to tax-free guaranteed income payments for life that's fantastic 1203 00:31:02,230 --> 00:31:02,240 payments for life that's fantastic 1204 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,430 payments for life that's fantastic strike up the ban let's hang out the 1205 00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:03,440 strike up the ban let's hang out the 1206 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,389 strike up the ban let's hang out the flags 1207 00:31:04,389 --> 00:31:04,399 flags 1208 00:31:04,399 --> 00:31:05,750 flags i mean what am i supposed to do for the 1209 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:05,760 i mean what am i supposed to do for the 1210 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,310 i mean what am i supposed to do for the rest of my life i can't do anything else 1211 00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:08,320 rest of my life i can't do anything else 1212 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,950 rest of my life i can't do anything else i'm a soldier 1213 00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:10,960 i'm a soldier 1214 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,389 i'm a soldier i should have died 1215 00:31:12,389 --> 00:31:12,399 i should have died 1216 00:31:12,399 --> 00:31:14,230 i should have died down would have been easier i know it's 1217 00:31:14,230 --> 00:31:14,240 down would have been easier i know it's 1218 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,630 down would have been easier i know it's difficult and it shouldn't be but you 1219 00:31:16,630 --> 00:31:16,640 difficult and it shouldn't be but you 1220 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,110 difficult and it shouldn't be but you have the choice of life 1221 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:19,120 have the choice of life 1222 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,789 have the choice of life i promise you we'll do everything we can 1223 00:31:20,789 --> 00:31:20,799 i promise you we'll do everything we can 1224 00:31:20,799 --> 00:31:23,029 i promise you we'll do everything we can to make it easier 1225 00:31:23,029 --> 00:31:23,039 to make it easier 1226 00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:25,509 to make it easier but tony i have to say 1227 00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:25,519 but tony i have to say 1228 00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:28,549 but tony i have to say drinking doesn't help maybe not 1229 00:31:28,549 --> 00:31:28,559 drinking doesn't help maybe not 1230 00:31:28,559 --> 00:31:31,830 drinking doesn't help maybe not but it stops the nightmares 1231 00:31:31,830 --> 00:31:31,840 but it stops the nightmares 1232 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:37,269 but it stops the nightmares [Music] 1233 00:31:37,269 --> 00:31:37,279 1234 00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:39,190 i know what started this 1235 00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:39,200 i know what started this 1236 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,950 i know what started this this is because that nice man took his 1237 00:31:40,950 --> 00:31:40,960 this is because that nice man took his 1238 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,549 this is because that nice man took his mother on holiday isn't it it's because 1239 00:31:42,549 --> 00:31:42,559 mother on holiday isn't it it's because 1240 00:31:42,559 --> 00:31:44,549 mother on holiday isn't it it's because they haven't got a navigation no dad 1241 00:31:44,549 --> 00:31:44,559 they haven't got a navigation no dad 1242 00:31:44,559 --> 00:31:46,310 they haven't got a navigation no dad that's just an excuse you wanted to make 1243 00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:46,320 that's just an excuse you wanted to make 1244 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,509 that's just an excuse you wanted to make a point 1245 00:31:47,509 --> 00:31:47,519 a point 1246 00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:50,870 a point it exists the act exists you gotta 1247 00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:50,880 it exists the act exists you gotta 1248 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,350 it exists the act exists you gotta believe me 1249 00:31:53,350 --> 00:31:53,360 believe me 1250 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,149 believe me i don't like being on my own gloria i'm 1251 00:31:56,149 --> 00:31:56,159 i don't like being on my own gloria i'm 1252 00:31:56,159 --> 00:31:59,190 i don't like being on my own gloria i'm lonely and what about me all i get is do 1253 00:31:59,190 --> 00:31:59,200 lonely and what about me all i get is do 1254 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,710 lonely and what about me all i get is do this do that where's this where's the 1255 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:00,720 this do that where's this where's the 1256 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,909 this do that where's this where's the other i was a widow at 46. i've got a 15 1257 00:32:03,909 --> 00:32:03,919 other i was a widow at 46. i've got a 15 1258 00:32:03,919 --> 00:32:05,830 other i was a widow at 46. i've got a 15 year old son at home who misses his dad 1259 00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:05,840 year old son at home who misses his dad 1260 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,110 year old son at home who misses his dad i've just come out of a relationship 1261 00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:07,120 i've just come out of a relationship 1262 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,389 i've just come out of a relationship with a very sweet man who's already 1263 00:32:08,389 --> 00:32:08,399 with a very sweet man who's already 1264 00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:09,990 with a very sweet man who's already seeing another woman well you should 1265 00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:10,000 seeing another woman well you should 1266 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,750 seeing another woman well you should have said why 1267 00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:11,760 have said why 1268 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,190 have said why what's the point 1269 00:32:13,190 --> 00:32:13,200 what's the point 1270 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:20,220 what's the point you never ask 1271 00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:20,230 1272 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,509 [Music] 1273 00:32:21,509 --> 00:32:21,519 [Music] 1274 00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:25,430 [Music] no it's not a replacement it's a it's 1275 00:32:25,430 --> 00:32:25,440 no it's not a replacement it's a it's 1276 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,029 no it's not a replacement it's a it's i don't know what it is well they're all 1277 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:27,039 i don't know what it is well they're all 1278 00:32:27,039 --> 00:32:28,470 i don't know what it is well they're all the same aren't they 1279 00:32:28,470 --> 00:32:28,480 the same aren't they 1280 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,750 the same aren't they brilliant we can get babysit in the back 1281 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:29,760 brilliant we can get babysit in the back 1282 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,990 brilliant we can get babysit in the back of that it is not brilliant 1283 00:32:31,990 --> 00:32:32,000 of that it is not brilliant 1284 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,029 of that it is not brilliant i don't want it yes you do the elvis was 1285 00:32:35,029 --> 00:32:35,039 i don't want it yes you do the elvis was 1286 00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:36,230 i don't want it yes you do the elvis was fine if you want to get laid but there 1287 00:32:36,230 --> 00:32:36,240 fine if you want to get laid but there 1288 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,950 fine if you want to get laid but there are three of us now 1289 00:32:38,950 --> 00:32:38,960 are three of us now 1290 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,430 are three of us now you had sex in my car i swear i 1291 00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:41,440 you had sex in my car i swear i 1292 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,950 you had sex in my car i swear i conceived front or back 1293 00:32:44,950 --> 00:32:44,960 conceived front or back 1294 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,630 conceived front or back bonnet mostly 1295 00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:46,640 bonnet mostly 1296 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,149 bonnet mostly you told me those dents were where you 1297 00:32:48,149 --> 00:32:48,159 you told me those dents were where you 1298 00:32:48,159 --> 00:32:49,669 you told me those dents were where you ran into a pigeon 1299 00:32:49,669 --> 00:32:49,679 ran into a pigeon 1300 00:32:49,679 --> 00:32:53,190 ran into a pigeon it cost me 400 pounds to put those right 1301 00:32:53,190 --> 00:32:53,200 it cost me 400 pounds to put those right 1302 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,110 it cost me 400 pounds to put those right they were buttock marks weren't they you 1303 00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:55,120 they were buttock marks weren't they you 1304 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,630 they were buttock marks weren't they you could be so spiteful sometimes you won't 1305 00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:56,640 could be so spiteful sometimes you won't 1306 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,070 could be so spiteful sometimes you won't even introduce me to a single calvary 1307 00:32:58,070 --> 00:32:58,080 even introduce me to a single calvary 1308 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,990 even introduce me to a single calvary man with a sword down to his ankles 1309 00:33:01,990 --> 00:33:02,000 1310 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,630 i love the car don't be an arse lyle 1311 00:33:04,630 --> 00:33:04,640 i love the car don't be an arse lyle 1312 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,950 i love the car don't be an arse lyle have you got a minute my office ah yes 1313 00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:06,960 have you got a minute my office ah yes 1314 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,509 have you got a minute my office ah yes your spacious cathedral have an office 1315 00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:09,519 your spacious cathedral have an office 1316 00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:11,909 your spacious cathedral have an office get in there 1317 00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:11,919 get in there 1318 00:33:11,919 --> 00:33:13,990 get in there kate has received a letter confirming 1319 00:33:13,990 --> 00:33:14,000 kate has received a letter confirming 1320 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,669 kate has received a letter confirming her rejection from the blues and royals 1321 00:33:15,669 --> 00:33:15,679 her rejection from the blues and royals 1322 00:33:15,679 --> 00:33:17,590 her rejection from the blues and royals on the basis of her sex and combat 1323 00:33:17,590 --> 00:33:17,600 on the basis of her sex and combat 1324 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,990 on the basis of her sex and combat effectiveness well it's refreshingly 1325 00:33:19,990 --> 00:33:20,000 effectiveness well it's refreshingly 1326 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,149 effectiveness well it's refreshingly honest whispers they also say she would 1327 00:33:22,149 --> 00:33:22,159 honest whispers they also say she would 1328 00:33:22,159 --> 00:33:23,830 honest whispers they also say she would make a great candidate and recommend she 1329 00:33:23,830 --> 00:33:23,840 make a great candidate and recommend she 1330 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,750 make a great candidate and recommend she applies to the royal horse artillery 1331 00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:25,760 applies to the royal horse artillery 1332 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,750 applies to the royal horse artillery blanket refusal from her wants me to 1333 00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:27,760 blanket refusal from her wants me to 1334 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,269 blanket refusal from her wants me to pursue this technical anomaly and has 1335 00:33:29,269 --> 00:33:29,279 pursue this technical anomaly and has 1336 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:31,590 pursue this technical anomaly and has given me a check against future costs so 1337 00:33:31,590 --> 00:33:31,600 given me a check against future costs so 1338 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,630 given me a check against future costs so what's your dilemma i don't know just 1339 00:33:34,630 --> 00:33:34,640 what's your dilemma i don't know just 1340 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,070 what's your dilemma i don't know just something i can't reconcile 1341 00:33:38,070 --> 00:33:38,080 something i can't reconcile 1342 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,590 something i can't reconcile if she knew that women weren't allowed 1343 00:33:39,590 --> 00:33:39,600 if she knew that women weren't allowed 1344 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,350 if she knew that women weren't allowed in and this is just an elaborate way of 1345 00:33:41,350 --> 00:33:41,360 in and this is just an elaborate way of 1346 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,789 in and this is just an elaborate way of getting back at the regiment for leaving 1347 00:33:42,789 --> 00:33:42,799 getting back at the regiment for leaving 1348 00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:44,310 getting back at the regiment for leaving tony up the creek without a paddle it's 1349 00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:44,320 tony up the creek without a paddle it's 1350 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,149 tony up the creek without a paddle it's not the regiment that sets the levels of 1351 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:46,159 not the regiment that sets the levels of 1352 00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:47,590 not the regiment that sets the levels of compensation it's the ministry of 1353 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:47,600 compensation it's the ministry of 1354 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,990 compensation it's the ministry of defense nevertheless 1355 00:33:49,990 --> 00:33:50,000 defense nevertheless 1356 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,870 defense nevertheless so you think we're being set up 1357 00:33:52,870 --> 00:33:52,880 so you think we're being set up 1358 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,549 so you think we're being set up yeah i just wish i could make it easier 1359 00:33:54,549 --> 00:33:54,559 yeah i just wish i could make it easier 1360 00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:56,950 yeah i just wish i could make it easier for him and he's lost a leg and an eye 1361 00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:56,960 for him and he's lost a leg and an eye 1362 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,630 for him and he's lost a leg and an eye and he's basically told he's got no 1363 00:33:58,630 --> 00:33:58,640 and he's basically told he's got no 1364 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,149 and he's basically told he's got no future 1365 00:34:00,149 --> 00:34:00,159 future 1366 00:34:00,159 --> 00:34:01,590 future no well 1367 00:34:01,590 --> 00:34:01,600 no well 1368 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,389 no well you can't win every battlefield i don't 1369 00:34:04,389 --> 00:34:04,399 you can't win every battlefield i don't 1370 00:34:04,399 --> 00:34:06,789 you can't win every battlefield i don't care how lonely he must be 1371 00:34:06,789 --> 00:34:06,799 care how lonely he must be 1372 00:34:06,799 --> 00:34:08,629 care how lonely he must be none of us have a faintest idea what 1373 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:08,639 none of us have a faintest idea what 1374 00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:11,190 none of us have a faintest idea what he's been going through 1375 00:34:11,190 --> 00:34:11,200 he's been going through 1376 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,310 he's been going through oh 1377 00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:12,320 oh 1378 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,250 oh follow me 1379 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:14,260 follow me 1380 00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:28,389 follow me [Music] 1381 00:34:28,389 --> 00:34:28,399 1382 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,750 this is him 1383 00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:29,760 this is him 1384 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,829 this is him you have to speak up he's as deaf as 1385 00:34:31,829 --> 00:34:31,839 you have to speak up he's as deaf as 1386 00:34:31,839 --> 00:34:33,270 you have to speak up he's as deaf as opposed to decide for not being able to 1387 00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:33,280 opposed to decide for not being able to 1388 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,310 opposed to decide for not being able to see you oh how did he lose his size 1389 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:36,320 see you oh how did he lose his size 1390 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,149 see you oh how did he lose his size dunkirk uh 1391 00:34:38,149 --> 00:34:38,159 dunkirk uh 1392 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,069 dunkirk uh mr hickey 1393 00:34:40,069 --> 00:34:40,079 mr hickey 1394 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:42,869 mr hickey my nephew peter would like to have a 1395 00:34:42,869 --> 00:34:42,879 my nephew peter would like to have a 1396 00:34:42,879 --> 00:34:45,270 my nephew peter would like to have a chat with you totally 1397 00:34:45,270 --> 00:34:45,280 chat with you totally 1398 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,750 chat with you totally oh and peter 1399 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:47,760 oh and peter 1400 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,230 oh and peter for your soldier boy i hate automatics 1401 00:34:50,230 --> 00:34:50,240 for your soldier boy i hate automatics 1402 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:54,069 for your soldier boy i hate automatics and the color is ghastly 1403 00:34:54,069 --> 00:34:54,079 1404 00:34:54,079 --> 00:34:56,230 uh mr hickey i understand you were a 1405 00:34:56,230 --> 00:34:56,240 uh mr hickey i understand you were a 1406 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,310 uh mr hickey i understand you were a dunkirk 1407 00:34:58,310 --> 00:34:58,320 dunkirk 1408 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,150 dunkirk lyle come out from under your tunnel 1409 00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:00,160 lyle come out from under your tunnel 1410 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,910 lyle come out from under your tunnel we're going now where are we going see 1411 00:35:01,910 --> 00:35:01,920 we're going now where are we going see 1412 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,910 we're going now where are we going see the army two seconds no no absolutely 1413 00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:05,920 the army two seconds no no absolutely 1414 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,829 the army two seconds no no absolutely not but i need a soldier in my life 1415 00:35:07,829 --> 00:35:07,839 not but i need a soldier in my life 1416 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,270 not but i need a soldier in my life peter 1417 00:35:09,270 --> 00:35:09,280 peter 1418 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,190 peter i want to join in his exercises i have 1419 00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:11,200 i want to join in his exercises i have 1420 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:22,550 i want to join in his exercises i have desires i need them fulfilled 1421 00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:22,560 1422 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,150 where did you get these keys i don't 1423 00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:24,160 where did you get these keys i don't 1424 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,270 where did you get these keys i don't know 1425 00:35:25,270 --> 00:35:25,280 know 1426 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,390 know when did you take my car the car 1427 00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:28,400 when did you take my car the car 1428 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,310 when did you take my car the car oh that 1429 00:35:30,310 --> 00:35:30,320 oh that 1430 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,190 oh that oh god oh god is it still there where i 1431 00:35:33,190 --> 00:35:33,200 oh god oh god is it still there where i 1432 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,109 oh god oh god is it still there where i don't know 1433 00:35:35,109 --> 00:35:35,119 don't know 1434 00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:36,470 don't know you have a baby see what it does to your 1435 00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:36,480 you have a baby see what it does to your 1436 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,150 you have a baby see what it does to your brain i knew i'd forgotten something 1437 00:35:38,150 --> 00:35:38,160 brain i knew i'd forgotten something 1438 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,150 brain i knew i'd forgotten something where is my car there's some shops 1439 00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:40,160 where is my car there's some shops 1440 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,230 where is my car there's some shops workshops no no 1441 00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:42,240 workshops no no 1442 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,950 workshops no no how can you not remember because it's 1443 00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:44,960 how can you not remember because it's 1444 00:35:44,960 --> 00:36:01,190 how can you not remember because it's not important it's only a god 1445 00:36:01,190 --> 00:36:01,200 1446 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,390 what's with all the tin plate and 1447 00:36:02,390 --> 00:36:02,400 what's with all the tin plate and 1448 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,550 what's with all the tin plate and plumage well it's ceremonial now dates 1449 00:36:04,550 --> 00:36:04,560 plumage well it's ceremonial now dates 1450 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,550 plumage well it's ceremonial now dates back to the reign of chance ii i believe 1451 00:36:06,550 --> 00:36:06,560 back to the reign of chance ii i believe 1452 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,230 back to the reign of chance ii i believe not very relevant though is it well what 1453 00:36:08,230 --> 00:36:08,240 not very relevant though is it well what 1454 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,750 not very relevant though is it well what a dull world it would be if everything 1455 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:09,760 a dull world it would be if everything 1456 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,829 a dull world it would be if everything existed only because it was relevant now 1457 00:36:11,829 --> 00:36:11,839 existed only because it was relevant now 1458 00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:13,270 existed only because it was relevant now all i'm saying is the whole place smacks 1459 00:36:13,270 --> 00:36:13,280 all i'm saying is the whole place smacks 1460 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,710 all i'm saying is the whole place smacks of the establishment you know you're 1461 00:36:14,710 --> 00:36:14,720 of the establishment you know you're 1462 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,069 of the establishment you know you're only allowed in if you're called rupert 1463 00:36:16,069 --> 00:36:16,079 only allowed in if you're called rupert 1464 00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:20,870 only allowed in if you're called rupert or toby lyle that you 1465 00:36:20,870 --> 00:36:20,880 1466 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,910 it bloody isn't it skinner 1467 00:36:23,910 --> 00:36:23,920 it bloody isn't it skinner 1468 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,109 it bloody isn't it skinner skinner 1469 00:36:25,109 --> 00:36:25,119 skinner 1470 00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:26,950 skinner fancy suit 1471 00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:26,960 fancy suit 1472 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,270 fancy suit me i'm i'm just a lawyer who's this your 1473 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:29,280 me i'm i'm just a lawyer who's this your 1474 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,470 me i'm i'm just a lawyer who's this your dad 1475 00:36:30,470 --> 00:36:30,480 dad 1476 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,630 dad no uh this is my senior partner peter 1477 00:36:32,630 --> 00:36:32,640 no uh this is my senior partner peter 1478 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,310 no uh this is my senior partner peter kingdom peter this is 1479 00:36:34,310 --> 00:36:34,320 kingdom peter this is 1480 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,230 kingdom peter this is nobby skinner we were at school 1481 00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:38,240 1482 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,870 knobby delighted nobby nice to meet you 1483 00:36:40,870 --> 00:36:40,880 knobby delighted nobby nice to meet you 1484 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,390 knobby delighted nobby nice to meet you well bugging me what are you doing here 1485 00:36:42,390 --> 00:36:42,400 well bugging me what are you doing here 1486 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,589 well bugging me what are you doing here today 1487 00:36:43,589 --> 00:36:43,599 today 1488 00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:45,750 today i am aware of miss kate mitchell's you 1489 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:45,760 i am aware of miss kate mitchell's you 1490 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,230 i am aware of miss kate mitchell's you know she tried to join the losing world 1491 00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:48,240 know she tried to join the losing world 1492 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,550 know she tried to join the losing world yeah i spoke to her about it personally 1493 00:36:50,550 --> 00:36:50,560 yeah i spoke to her about it personally 1494 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,990 yeah i spoke to her about it personally so she already knew the policy before 1495 00:36:51,990 --> 00:36:52,000 so she already knew the policy before 1496 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,829 so she already knew the policy before turning up he lied on her application 1497 00:36:53,829 --> 00:36:53,839 turning up he lied on her application 1498 00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:55,829 turning up he lied on her application form we all know kate lyle well because 1499 00:36:55,829 --> 00:36:55,839 form we all know kate lyle well because 1500 00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:57,270 form we all know kate lyle well because she's the girlfriend of peter's client 1501 00:36:57,270 --> 00:36:57,280 she's the girlfriend of peter's client 1502 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,430 she's the girlfriend of peter's client tony gillespie girlfriend tony gillespie 1503 00:36:59,430 --> 00:36:59,440 tony gillespie girlfriend tony gillespie 1504 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,589 tony gillespie girlfriend tony gillespie no she's not but they lived together 1505 00:37:01,589 --> 00:37:01,599 no she's not but they lived together 1506 00:37:01,599 --> 00:37:03,109 no she's not but they lived together yeah after he was discharged from 1507 00:37:03,109 --> 00:37:03,119 yeah after he was discharged from 1508 00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:05,190 yeah after he was discharged from hospital she was the girlfriend of a 1509 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:05,200 hospital she was the girlfriend of a 1510 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,069 hospital she was the girlfriend of a troop leader captain davidson was 1511 00:37:08,069 --> 00:37:08,079 troop leader captain davidson was 1512 00:37:08,079 --> 00:37:10,630 troop leader captain davidson was yesterday so she isn't anymore no 1513 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:10,640 yesterday so she isn't anymore no 1514 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,150 yesterday so she isn't anymore no oh i see 1515 00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:12,160 oh i see 1516 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,069 oh i see that makes complete sense ex-girlfriend 1517 00:37:14,069 --> 00:37:14,079 that makes complete sense ex-girlfriend 1518 00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:15,829 that makes complete sense ex-girlfriend syndrome he packed her in so this is 1519 00:37:15,829 --> 00:37:15,839 syndrome he packed her in so this is 1520 00:37:15,839 --> 00:37:17,109 syndrome he packed her in so this is some elaborate way of getting back at 1521 00:37:17,109 --> 00:37:17,119 some elaborate way of getting back at 1522 00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:19,430 some elaborate way of getting back at him not quite 1523 00:37:19,430 --> 00:37:19,440 him not quite 1524 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,430 him not quite johnny davidson was killed by a roadside 1525 00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:21,440 johnny davidson was killed by a roadside 1526 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,190 johnny davidson was killed by a roadside bomb in iraq 1527 00:37:23,190 --> 00:37:23,200 bomb in iraq 1528 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,420 bomb in iraq tony gillespie was the only survivor 1529 00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:25,430 tony gillespie was the only survivor 1530 00:37:25,430 --> 00:37:29,190 tony gillespie was the only survivor [Music] 1531 00:37:29,190 --> 00:37:29,200 1532 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,950 one of johnny's last letters asked her 1533 00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:30,960 one of johnny's last letters asked her 1534 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,030 one of johnny's last letters asked her to marry him they never got to choose a 1535 00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:33,040 to marry him they never got to choose a 1536 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:33,910 to marry him they never got to choose a ring 1537 00:37:33,910 --> 00:37:33,920 ring 1538 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,470 ring so her striving to join the blues and 1539 00:37:36,470 --> 00:37:36,480 so her striving to join the blues and 1540 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,829 so her striving to join the blues and royals was really just a way of trying 1541 00:37:37,829 --> 00:37:37,839 royals was really just a way of trying 1542 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,630 royals was really just a way of trying to keep in touch with her boyfriend 1543 00:37:40,630 --> 00:37:40,640 to keep in touch with her boyfriend 1544 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,630 to keep in touch with her boyfriend poor child no wonder she didn't want 1545 00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:42,640 poor child no wonder she didn't want 1546 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,550 poor child no wonder she didn't want tony to know i don't think she's come to 1547 00:37:44,550 --> 00:37:44,560 tony to know i don't think she's come to 1548 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,150 tony to know i don't think she's come to terms with what happened 1549 00:37:46,150 --> 00:37:46,160 terms with what happened 1550 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,150 terms with what happened tony lived her man died 1551 00:37:48,150 --> 00:37:48,160 tony lived her man died 1552 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,750 tony lived her man died looking after tony means she doesn't 1553 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:49,760 looking after tony means she doesn't 1554 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,829 looking after tony means she doesn't have to think about what really happened 1555 00:37:51,829 --> 00:37:51,839 have to think about what really happened 1556 00:37:51,839 --> 00:37:53,190 have to think about what really happened why didn't the compensation case throw 1557 00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:53,200 why didn't the compensation case throw 1558 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,670 why didn't the compensation case throw her name well captain davidson's next of 1559 00:37:55,670 --> 00:37:55,680 her name well captain davidson's next of 1560 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,670 her name well captain davidson's next of kin was named as his parents as the 1561 00:37:57,670 --> 00:37:57,680 kin was named as his parents as the 1562 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,870 kin was named as his parents as the girlfriend 1563 00:37:58,870 --> 00:37:58,880 girlfriend 1564 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:08,150 girlfriend kate didn't get a look in 1565 00:38:08,150 --> 00:38:08,160 1566 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,630 just step aside step 1567 00:38:10,630 --> 00:38:10,640 just step aside step 1568 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:19,310 just step aside step aside 1569 00:38:19,310 --> 00:38:19,320 1570 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,069 [Music] 1571 00:38:22,069 --> 00:38:22,079 [Music] 1572 00:38:22,079 --> 00:38:23,829 [Music] we may not have time 1573 00:38:23,829 --> 00:38:23,839 we may not have time 1574 00:38:23,839 --> 00:38:26,710 we may not have time i remember when i parked it 1575 00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:26,720 i remember when i parked it 1576 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:35,109 i remember when i parked it what are we waiting for 1577 00:38:35,109 --> 00:38:35,119 1578 00:38:35,119 --> 00:38:37,589 i think i run some sort of charity 1579 00:38:37,589 --> 00:38:37,599 i think i run some sort of charity 1580 00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:40,150 i think i run some sort of charity kingdom and kingdom 1581 00:38:40,150 --> 00:38:40,160 kingdom and kingdom 1582 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,510 kingdom and kingdom no 1583 00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:41,520 no 1584 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,910 no when 1585 00:38:43,910 --> 00:38:43,920 1586 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,550 which hospital 1587 00:38:48,550 --> 00:38:48,560 1588 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,310 why didn't you tell me you'd been having 1589 00:38:50,310 --> 00:38:50,320 why didn't you tell me you'd been having 1590 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,829 why didn't you tell me you'd been having blackouts 1591 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:51,839 blackouts 1592 00:38:51,839 --> 00:38:53,190 blackouts well i 1593 00:38:53,190 --> 00:38:53,200 well i 1594 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,150 well i thought 1595 00:38:54,150 --> 00:38:54,160 thought 1596 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,230 thought the difference 1597 00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:56,240 the difference 1598 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,990 the difference people knew i'd lose my job 1599 00:38:59,990 --> 00:39:00,000 people knew i'd lose my job 1600 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,230 people knew i'd lose my job i didn't know what it was 1601 00:39:02,230 --> 00:39:02,240 i didn't know what it was 1602 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,630 i didn't know what it was i was frightened that's why you wanted 1603 00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:04,640 i was frightened that's why you wanted 1604 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:13,670 i was frightened that's why you wanted me to keep coming around 1605 00:39:13,670 --> 00:39:13,680 1606 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,510 hey victoria 1607 00:39:15,510 --> 00:39:15,520 hey victoria 1608 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,430 hey victoria you know there's a chance that he's been 1609 00:39:17,430 --> 00:39:17,440 you know there's a chance that he's been 1610 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,109 you know there's a chance that he's been telling the truth all the time and that 1611 00:39:19,109 --> 00:39:19,119 telling the truth all the time and that 1612 00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:20,150 telling the truth all the time and that this 1613 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:20,160 this 1614 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,829 this navigation act of his actually exists 1615 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:23,839 navigation act of his actually exists 1616 00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:25,829 navigation act of his actually exists local council offices i've spoken to 1617 00:39:25,829 --> 00:39:25,839 local council offices i've spoken to 1618 00:39:25,839 --> 00:39:28,550 local council offices i've spoken to them there's a large dusty filing 1619 00:39:28,550 --> 00:39:28,560 them there's a large dusty filing 1620 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,650 them there's a large dusty filing cabinet somewhere on the third floor 1621 00:39:32,650 --> 00:39:32,660 1622 00:39:32,660 --> 00:39:38,790 [Music] 1623 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:38,800 1624 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,430 mr snell 1625 00:39:41,430 --> 00:39:41,440 mr snell 1626 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,910 mr snell i really need your help 1627 00:39:43,910 --> 00:39:43,920 i really need your help 1628 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,430 i really need your help sure you wouldn't prefer someone else 1629 00:39:45,430 --> 00:39:45,440 sure you wouldn't prefer someone else 1630 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,829 sure you wouldn't prefer someone else mrs millington no sydney you're the man 1631 00:39:47,829 --> 00:39:47,839 mrs millington no sydney you're the man 1632 00:39:47,839 --> 00:39:49,910 mrs millington no sydney you're the man i need 1633 00:39:49,910 --> 00:39:49,920 i need 1634 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,510 i need who's here 1635 00:39:51,510 --> 00:39:51,520 who's here 1636 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,270 who's here promise 1637 00:39:53,270 --> 00:39:53,280 promise 1638 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,430 promise oh you really are a piece of work aren't 1639 00:39:55,430 --> 00:39:55,440 oh you really are a piece of work aren't 1640 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,550 oh you really are a piece of work aren't you maybe they'll bring it back 1641 00:39:58,550 --> 00:39:58,560 you maybe they'll bring it back 1642 00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,589 you maybe they'll bring it back sorry 1643 00:39:59,589 --> 00:39:59,599 sorry 1644 00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:01,030 sorry that's what you want to hear isn't it 1645 00:40:01,030 --> 00:40:01,040 that's what you want to hear isn't it 1646 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,069 that's what you want to hear isn't it sorry 1647 00:40:02,069 --> 00:40:02,079 sorry 1648 00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:03,510 sorry we've got to listen to me when i'm 1649 00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:03,520 we've got to listen to me when i'm 1650 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,589 we've got to listen to me when i'm groveling for goodness sake 1651 00:40:05,589 --> 00:40:05,599 groveling for goodness sake 1652 00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:11,580 groveling for goodness sake i'm sorry 1653 00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:11,590 1654 00:40:11,590 --> 00:40:17,260 [Music] 1655 00:40:17,260 --> 00:40:17,270 1656 00:40:17,270 --> 00:40:22,470 [Music] 1657 00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:22,480 [Music] 1658 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,790 [Music] i missed you 1659 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:26,800 1660 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,830 thanks so much 1661 00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:29,840 thanks so much 1662 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:43,109 thanks so much [Music] 1663 00:40:43,109 --> 00:40:43,119 1664 00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:44,470 what are you doing it's not good for my 1665 00:40:44,470 --> 00:40:44,480 what are you doing it's not good for my 1666 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,750 what are you doing it's not good for my head being here 1667 00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:45,760 head being here 1668 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,510 head being here i feel like i'm second best 1669 00:40:47,510 --> 00:40:47,520 i feel like i'm second best 1670 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,190 i feel like i'm second best i want you to be here but i can't 1671 00:40:49,190 --> 00:40:49,200 i want you to be here but i can't 1672 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,630 i want you to be here but i can't replace johnny 1673 00:40:50,630 --> 00:40:50,640 replace johnny 1674 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,390 replace johnny i lived and he died but you've got to 1675 00:40:52,390 --> 00:40:52,400 i lived and he died but you've got to 1676 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,390 i lived and he died but you've got to stop feeling sorry for me oh my god i do 1677 00:40:54,390 --> 00:40:54,400 stop feeling sorry for me oh my god i do 1678 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,630 stop feeling sorry for me oh my god i do not feel sorry for you i asked you here 1679 00:40:56,630 --> 00:40:56,640 not feel sorry for you i asked you here 1680 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,230 not feel sorry for you i asked you here because i thought it would help you help 1681 00:40:58,230 --> 00:40:58,240 because i thought it would help you help 1682 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:01,430 because i thought it would help you help me you've been using me that's not true 1683 00:41:01,430 --> 00:41:01,440 me you've been using me that's not true 1684 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,510 me you've been using me that's not true you needed help and i thought i knew 1685 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:03,520 you needed help and i thought i knew 1686 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,109 you needed help and i thought i knew something of what you'd been through 1687 00:41:05,109 --> 00:41:05,119 something of what you'd been through 1688 00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:07,030 something of what you'd been through lyle stay here 1689 00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:07,040 lyle stay here 1690 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,790 lyle stay here well don't worry mate i'm going oh he's 1691 00:41:08,790 --> 00:41:08,800 well don't worry mate i'm going oh he's 1692 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,870 well don't worry mate i'm going oh he's not my boyfriend tony he is my lawyer 1693 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:12,880 not my boyfriend tony he is my lawyer 1694 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,150 not my boyfriend tony he is my lawyer he's been trying to get me into the 1695 00:41:14,150 --> 00:41:14,160 he's been trying to get me into the 1696 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:18,870 he's been trying to get me into the regiment 1697 00:41:18,870 --> 00:41:18,880 1698 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,470 they'll never let you in i mean how can 1699 00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:20,480 they'll never let you in i mean how can 1700 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,990 they'll never let you in i mean how can you even conquer i needed to know what 1701 00:41:21,990 --> 00:41:22,000 you even conquer i needed to know what 1702 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,230 you even conquer i needed to know what he'd been through 1703 00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:24,240 he'd been through 1704 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,710 he'd been through all i have is memories 1705 00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:26,720 all i have is memories 1706 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,390 all i have is memories i've decided to join the royal horse 1707 00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:28,400 i've decided to join the royal horse 1708 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,390 i've decided to join the royal horse artillery they take women what is you 1709 00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:30,400 artillery they take women what is you 1710 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,109 artillery they take women what is you trying to prove 1711 00:41:33,109 --> 00:41:33,119 1712 00:41:33,119 --> 00:41:34,470 i'm not trying to prove it then give me 1713 00:41:34,470 --> 00:41:34,480 i'm not trying to prove it then give me 1714 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,550 i'm not trying to prove it then give me one good reason why give me one good 1715 00:41:36,550 --> 00:41:36,560 one good reason why give me one good 1716 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:41,030 one good reason why give me one good reason why not here 1717 00:41:41,030 --> 00:41:41,040 1718 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,950 i mean the army was my life right 1719 00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:42,960 i mean the army was my life right 1720 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,870 i mean the army was my life right just like it was johnny's life we knew 1721 00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:44,880 just like it was johnny's life we knew 1722 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,270 just like it was johnny's life we knew the risks we knew this might happen our 1723 00:41:47,270 --> 00:41:47,280 the risks we knew this might happen our 1724 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,910 the risks we knew this might happen our only talents were being soldiers and i 1725 00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:49,920 only talents were being soldiers and i 1726 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,910 only talents were being soldiers and i loved every damn minute 1727 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:51,920 loved every damn minute 1728 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,990 loved every damn minute he wouldn't want you chasing his shadow 1729 00:41:53,990 --> 00:41:54,000 he wouldn't want you chasing his shadow 1730 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,670 he wouldn't want you chasing his shadow he'd want you to give your life to your 1731 00:41:55,670 --> 00:41:55,680 he'd want you to give your life to your 1732 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,910 he'd want you to give your life to your talent your horses 1733 00:41:57,910 --> 00:41:57,920 talent your horses 1734 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,710 talent your horses just like he gave his life to his 1735 00:42:00,710 --> 00:42:00,720 just like he gave his life to his 1736 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,630 just like he gave his life to his you're gonna do what you want 1737 00:42:02,630 --> 00:42:02,640 you're gonna do what you want 1738 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:09,080 you're gonna do what you want whatever i say 1739 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:09,090 1740 00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:19,670 [Music] 1741 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:19,680 [Music] 1742 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,430 [Music] what happened to your elvis 1743 00:42:21,430 --> 00:42:21,440 what happened to your elvis 1744 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,390 what happened to your elvis oh 1745 00:42:22,390 --> 00:42:22,400 oh 1746 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,950 oh alvis lives i'm happy to say tell you 1747 00:42:24,950 --> 00:42:24,960 alvis lives i'm happy to say tell you 1748 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,630 alvis lives i'm happy to say tell you what why don't you drive 1749 00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:28,640 what why don't you drive 1750 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,790 what why don't you drive mr kingdom i can't ah but this 1751 00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:32,800 mr kingdom i can't ah but this 1752 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,750 mr kingdom i can't ah but this this is a specially adapted automatic 1753 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:35,760 this is a specially adapted automatic 1754 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,309 this is a specially adapted automatic literally built for you 1755 00:42:38,309 --> 00:42:38,319 literally built for you 1756 00:42:38,319 --> 00:42:39,990 literally built for you apart from the color 1757 00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:40,000 apart from the color 1758 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,550 apart from the color yes my aunt oriole won this off barbara 1759 00:42:42,550 --> 00:42:42,560 yes my aunt oriole won this off barbara 1760 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,390 yes my aunt oriole won this off barbara cartland at a game of poker 1761 00:42:44,390 --> 00:42:44,400 cartland at a game of poker 1762 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:52,950 cartland at a game of poker i thought it might come in useful 1763 00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:52,960 1764 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,990 oh 1765 00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:54,000 oh 1766 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,270 oh you're not suggesting i live in an old 1767 00:42:55,270 --> 00:42:55,280 you're not suggesting i live in an old 1768 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,190 you're not suggesting i live in an old people's home no no no it looks like 1769 00:42:57,190 --> 00:42:57,200 people's home no no no it looks like 1770 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,270 people's home no no no it looks like you'll be staying with kate i had a word 1771 00:42:59,270 --> 00:42:59,280 you'll be staying with kate i had a word 1772 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,270 you'll be staying with kate i had a word with a major and he's confirmed that the 1773 00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:01,280 with a major and he's confirmed that the 1774 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:07,490 with a major and he's confirmed that the regiment wants to keep him 1775 00:43:07,490 --> 00:43:07,500 1776 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:10,420 [Music] 1777 00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:10,430 [Music] 1778 00:43:10,430 --> 00:43:13,829 [Music] [Applause] 1779 00:43:13,829 --> 00:43:13,839 [Applause] 1780 00:43:13,839 --> 00:43:15,670 [Applause] see these people know what it's like to 1781 00:43:15,670 --> 00:43:15,680 see these people know what it's like to 1782 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,190 see these people know what it's like to live through a war and live on 1783 00:43:17,190 --> 00:43:17,200 live through a war and live on 1784 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,589 live through a war and live on afterwards the world out there has no 1785 00:43:19,589 --> 00:43:19,599 afterwards the world out there has no 1786 00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:25,220 afterwards the world out there has no idea 1787 00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:25,230 1788 00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:29,490 [Music] 1789 00:43:29,490 --> 00:43:29,500 1790 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:32,510 [Applause] 1791 00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:32,520 [Applause] 1792 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:33,950 [Applause] [Music] 1793 00:43:33,950 --> 00:43:33,960 [Music] 1794 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,160 [Music] [Applause] 1795 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:35,170 [Applause] 1796 00:43:35,170 --> 00:43:36,860 [Applause] [Music] 1797 00:43:36,860 --> 00:43:36,870 [Music] 1798 00:43:36,870 --> 00:43:39,510 [Music] [Applause] 1799 00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:39,520 [Applause] 1800 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,670 [Applause] i came back to a country that understood 1801 00:43:43,670 --> 00:43:43,680 i came back to a country that understood 1802 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,670 i came back to a country that understood they'd been through it too 1803 00:43:45,670 --> 00:43:45,680 they'd been through it too 1804 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:46,950 they'd been through it too when the boys 1805 00:43:46,950 --> 00:43:46,960 when the boys 1806 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,230 when the boys come out of hospital today 1807 00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:50,240 come out of hospital today 1808 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:54,069 come out of hospital today it's so different 1809 00:43:54,069 --> 00:43:54,079 1810 00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:59,000 you should be proud 1811 00:43:59,000 --> 00:43:59,010 1812 00:43:59,010 --> 00:44:07,930 [Music] 1813 00:44:07,930 --> 00:44:07,940 1814 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:15,440 [Music] 1815 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:15,450 1816 00:44:15,450 --> 00:44:21,750 [Music] 1817 00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:21,760 [Music] 1818 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,829 [Music] the market shipper navigation channel 1819 00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:23,839 the market shipper navigation channel 1820 00:44:23,839 --> 00:44:26,630 the market shipper navigation channel act 1793 1821 00:44:26,630 --> 00:44:26,640 act 1793 1822 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,710 act 1793 it actually exists 1823 00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:28,720 it actually exists 1824 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:29,990 it actually exists oh well 1825 00:44:29,990 --> 00:44:30,000 oh well 1826 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,710 oh well pay him the money dear 1827 00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:32,720 pay him the money dear 1828 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,950 pay him the money dear that is 1829 00:44:34,950 --> 00:44:34,960 that is 1830 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,190 that is 170. 1831 00:44:37,190 --> 00:44:37,200 170. 1832 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,150 170. well 1833 00:44:38,150 --> 00:44:38,160 well 1834 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,230 well it's a bit of luck that i didn't enforce 1835 00:44:40,230 --> 00:44:40,240 it's a bit of luck that i didn't enforce 1836 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:43,349 it's a bit of luck that i didn't enforce section 42 or that would have had you 1837 00:44:43,349 --> 00:44:43,359 section 42 or that would have had you 1838 00:44:43,359 --> 00:44:49,109 section 42 or that would have had you transported to australia 1839 00:44:49,109 --> 00:44:49,119 1840 00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:51,190 well now we've paid for a navigation 1841 00:44:51,190 --> 00:44:51,200 well now we've paid for a navigation 1842 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,230 well now we've paid for a navigation license 1843 00:44:52,230 --> 00:44:52,240 license 1844 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:54,470 license we better be going thank you for saving 1845 00:44:54,470 --> 00:44:54,480 we better be going thank you for saving 1846 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,030 we better be going thank you for saving my father's life 1847 00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:57,040 my father's life 1848 00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,069 my father's life it's a good job he didn't let us through 1849 00:45:00,069 --> 00:45:00,079 it's a good job he didn't let us through 1850 00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:01,750 it's a good job he didn't let us through and if anyone 1851 00:45:01,750 --> 00:45:01,760 and if anyone 1852 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,230 and if anyone tries to stop you working because of 1853 00:45:04,230 --> 00:45:04,240 tries to stop you working because of 1854 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,589 tries to stop you working because of your age 1855 00:45:05,589 --> 00:45:05,599 your age 1856 00:45:05,599 --> 00:45:08,230 your age i'll write and tell them how good you 1857 00:45:08,230 --> 00:45:08,240 i'll write and tell them how good you 1858 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,349 i'll write and tell them how good you are 1859 00:45:09,349 --> 00:45:09,359 are 1860 00:45:09,359 --> 00:45:11,510 are thanks goodbye 1861 00:45:11,510 --> 00:45:11,520 thanks goodbye 1862 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:21,930 thanks goodbye safe journey both of you thank you 1863 00:45:21,930 --> 00:45:21,940 1864 00:45:21,940 --> 00:45:28,230 [Music] 1865 00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:28,240 1866 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,990 okay remember grip with your knees and 1867 00:45:29,990 --> 00:45:30,000 okay remember grip with your knees and 1868 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,950 okay remember grip with your knees and keep your hands low right just seeing if 1869 00:45:32,950 --> 00:45:32,960 keep your hands low right just seeing if 1870 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,270 keep your hands low right just seeing if it still fits 1871 00:45:35,270 --> 00:45:35,280 it still fits 1872 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,309 it still fits don't kick 1873 00:45:36,309 --> 00:45:36,319 don't kick 1874 00:45:36,319 --> 00:45:39,430 don't kick just squeeze um excuse me if i'm giving 1875 00:45:39,430 --> 00:45:39,440 just squeeze um excuse me if i'm giving 1876 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,950 just squeeze um excuse me if i'm giving up on the army then this is still my 1877 00:45:40,950 --> 00:45:40,960 up on the army then this is still my 1878 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,109 up on the army then this is still my establishment and this is my pupil 1879 00:45:43,109 --> 00:45:43,119 establishment and this is my pupil 1880 00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:45,750 establishment and this is my pupil corporal um is this really quite fair on 1881 00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:45,760 corporal um is this really quite fair on 1882 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,470 corporal um is this really quite fair on the horse do we think 1883 00:45:48,470 --> 00:45:48,480 the horse do we think 1884 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,990 the horse do we think as a last request 1885 00:45:49,990 --> 00:45:50,000 as a last request 1886 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,829 as a last request can i please have a bigger office 1887 00:45:51,829 --> 00:45:51,839 can i please have a bigger office 1888 00:45:51,839 --> 00:45:54,230 can i please have a bigger office absolutely not 1889 00:45:54,230 --> 00:45:54,240 absolutely not 1890 00:45:54,240 --> 00:46:00,230 absolutely not come on now squeeze 1891 00:46:00,230 --> 00:46:00,240 1892 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:06,070 yeah i'm all right all right 1893 00:46:06,070 --> 00:46:06,080 1894 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:27,430 [Music] 1895 00:46:27,430 --> 00:46:27,440 [Music] 1896 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,520 [Music] you