are you going to bug me i might get a
mug you it's that gorgeous one
and i believe i can run for decent
marathon
download valee now
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uh
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peter kingdom
and you are
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right first things first what should we
call
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her not a question i had opened with
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oh is this all strictly necessary
but i'm just got a new instant camera i
have no chance properly yet
so
any idea who'd want to hurl them and
that you peter it was the brick that was
hurled the vermin was merely deposited
maybe it's some sort of message
well obviously it is well you could talk
eh although we could unlock the
mysteries trapped within this mute but
noble piece yes if only we could lift
fingerprints off the box it came in oh
i love the smell of fingerprint dust in
the morning
there's a doctor nikki laker waiting to
see you
say sergeant well two minutes after csi
norfolk have finished working the scene
i could always meet in my office oh no
we couldn't because my office is the
size of a guinea pig hutch i'll change
the record with you lyle i'm unfastening
my stocking
the sheer silk fabric's giving me
goosebumps
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um sorry everybody some cross wires
we're getting who cut me off i did oh
come on gloria plugged me back in i had
him in the palm of my hand
don't hold you know that carefully
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i've decided we're gonna call her lulu
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dr laker
mr pearson yes
what can i do for you mrs sir
winner fred listen
just call me win afraid
i am about to lose
the love of my life
and i don't
i just don't know what i'm going to do
this is footage from a break-in at the
research lab i work at
you can put that on youtube
out of context it would be sort of you
know the cat suit
maybe not
the reason i'm here
it was you
caught by your own hand someone must
have stolen my card
found a way into my home took it from my
bag and put it back again
now they think it was me
you've got an alibi i was at home by
myself
so no one can corroborate no that's
what's so frustrating i could lose my
job years and years of work expensive
and vital research my sort of research
it's confidential
mr kingdom i need to know what i'm up
against well it could result in a hefty
fine but it's more than likely given
as you say that this is expensive and
vital research that prosecution will go
ahead
great
guilty until proven innocent
well if you've done nothing wrong then
you've got nothing to fear and may i say
dr laker you've come to the right place
it's inhumane
she needs a bigger box
ah um
hi
i just wondered if you had a copy of
smith and keenan on criminal law shall
we go to your office
my office oh no no my office uh no no
it's a crime scene
uh you know i think it would be much
quieter in the little uh cubbyhole where
we keep the work experience in person
would you like team mr anderson
thank you mrs millington
shall we
here he is
the building mr pearson
my one true love on this earth oh deary
me would you look at the time a thousand
years has been a nunnery on this side
watching over my sister's past and
present
but now they want to knock him down
to be honest i'm a relationship
counsellor
i don't really do buildings this is the
end of a beautiful friendship we're all
going to need help dealing with it
we
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i'm in hey
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i count
i'm sorry you'll launch it with the
wrong number
never mind what i'm wearing this is no
way to earn a living i have a daughter
to look after you no peter yes and
somewhere out there there's a man
petra's father no less who should be
helping you do exactly that no i'm not
having this conversation peter this man
has a duty to you
this man i will not rest until he is
standing here in front of me with an
apologetic smile and the full details of
his bank balance
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i am so pleased you could help us mr
anderson
uh who actually decided to knock this
down a man came round from the council
and looked him over him
the buildings are him
how can you tell
and then we got a letter a few days
later
saying he's about to fall down on us
i don't get it
looks safe as houses absolutely rock
solid
an earthquake couldn't shift this lot
divine intervention
while
are you all right
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i saw
a white light
and rabbits
in a meadow
i think you've been touched
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god what are you doing i'm having a
clear out
poor lyle's drowning in paper
shouldn't we think about moving him
no it's a lovely office compact bijou a
perfect piece of tear for his rise up
the professional ladder yes and he's
qualified a goldfish only grows as big
as his bowl i suffered in the he can
suffer too
ah thank you
oh what happened to him jesus fell on
his head should he be at hospital no
he's all right he's just a bit asleep
then i think your prayers have been
answered no not you darling someone
peter wouldn't approve of then you must
know loads of lonely old tosses now if
you could find me the worst imaginable
i'd be delighted
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um
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what have you done to it
hi mom
your daughter did all this
and she showed her face
there's no way i can protect her well
she'll face prosecution for forced entry
and criminal damage arson
doesn't look good she can't go to jail
mr kingdom you have to help me
she's all i have
what does it you do here exactly
molecular research
rare diseases that kill you well why on
earth would donna break in here why
would she do this
donna's not the first
some people don't approve animal testing
is a small part of what we do here
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a small part
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need a tiny favor
their nunnery is falling down
and they need a room
or two
for free we don't do greatness we'll be
no trouble
and the lord will look well upon your
kindness oh he's looking down on me is
he i thought towards slept under his
radar don't you see what's happening
here
you're the friendly innkeeper
surely you can spare a room
you wouldn't want her sleeping in a barn
would you who's in your charts be
looking after you your vatican's loaded
our way is not to ask our way is to be
led wherever the lord chooses to take us
which in this case is straight to the
pub
the guinea pig is evidence i had to get
your attention somehow
i'd have preferred a phone call i'm
making a statement
bringing attention to what my mom's been
doing
how would you feel if you're going about
your life one minute next you're stuck
in a cave scared to death well that's
his maybe and i
i do sympathize but i'm here to clear
your name not to fight for rodent rights
and i have to say it isn't looking good
donna
you're on cctv you showed your face of
course i did i'm not stupid um
that's starting to look debatable
don't you get it
i didn't do all of this to get myself
arrested i knew that would happen
obviously
i did it to get my mum the sack
i don't know what you're doing to these
poor creatures
but this glowing guinea pig was sent to
my office
we are doing what we have to do in the
interests of human health well then um
why keep it a secret so that people like
my daughter don't try and break in
mr kingdom can you or can you not get
her off the charges
well it's more complicated than that
you see
she told me that she did what she did
deliberately to get you the sack
she said that
she wanted to cause a fuss about the
laboratory's methods to expose you
seems that her cause is as important to
her as yours is to you
i
can't believe she'd do that to me
what are we going to live off
this is my job
my career nikki you really have to
concentrate on what's at stake here
donna could get months in the young
offenders institution she'd get a
criminal record
she'd find it difficult to get to
university issues no
i am not i am not
going to lose my job
hello emily it's lyle hi
how are you doing
for a start
i'm not wearing any knickers
me neither
is that legal
anyway um
do you know a ronald swipes town and
planning department one or swipes
no i don't think so
oh you must do sent my client this
letter well did he sign it yeah yeah you
signed it that's what it says yeah last
wipes
us
our swipes wash that mouth dope young
man it's bogus it's a con you can go
back home
what and have a roof fall on our heads
ah
besides we signed another letter handing
it all over what a nice man in the suit
he was very professional
did he have a name
big dad
trevor jones
trav jones
t jones tj
nope no joke there i always knew my mum
was a well you've certainly put
her in an awkward position
duh that was the whole point when did it
begin this uh
this animal rights stuff about a year
ago
there was this underground club at
school
i got interested but before that you
didn't really care you and your mum got
on
yeah i suppose
but now
i see her
i know it must be tough without your
father
you don't know what you know
this this school club does it have lots
of members
two
including me
hmm
and the other member
that's ollie from the sixth form
he's wicked
gonna change the world he is
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i'm looking for trevor jones we've found
him i've been contacted by the nuns i
thought they were a silent order no and
i'm on to you
you're doing them out of a home so what
is it
making way for a new development listen
mate there's only four of them
i mean you've seen the size of that
place i feel like we needy families now
you don't want to be getting in the way
of that
would you
i'm rubbing them now
i'm reaching for the oil
letting it drizzle all over me
dripping
running
oh hang on a minute i've got another
caller excuse me
big boobie drinker how can i help you
i think i found it oh grace is he really
terrible
yeah absolutely cheated on his wife
several times she's left him uh
completely miserable total loser
shall i send him over great
anyone there
hello
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ah
you there
okay i could use a little help
oh sorry i thought lara was in here
he's gone to see mr jones can i pass on
a message uh just tell him that emily
popped in oh yes emily peter kingdom we
did meet briefly if you remember yes he
talks about you all the time
does he
yeah
sorry for interrupting i'll see him
later
lyle's grown up and you don't seem to
have noticed he's still 20
something
what are you talking about he's the
future of this business
and he deserves his place
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what you've done to me what have we done
set me in concrete
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all right
has anyone seen you
well berger no so it hasn't happened
though
has
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so ollie lincoln's no longer at the
school
i see can you tell me where i can reach
donna's father
oh
i come bearing nutritive and sustaining
foodstuffs
it was all his idea to send me that
guinea pig wasn't it what does it matter
what about the break-in was that his
idea too i wanted to do it
it was all for the animals we have to
shut that place down we
i think that's pushing it donna
you were used
no
ollie's my friend
so where is he
i want my dad
just wish he was here
so um
what happened
was it an accident
no
something in his blood
there was nothing they could do
tell me about him
i take it
he'd be very proud of you he was proud
of everything i did
you must miss him hugely
when i was young he made up these fairy
tales to help me sleep
it didn't make any sense though
his last words to me were
once upon a time there was a beautiful
girl and she stayed beautiful her whole
life
told you they didn't make much sense on
the country
i think that's a wonderful tale
i mean you could just let donna go
no
sorry not possible
she was caught right-handed but what
could incarceration do
did you ever meet my old mum
once or twice i think why well you
wouldn't have done if it hadn't been for
cancer researchers being left alone to
do their job properly ah now you're
letting the personal intrude upon your
professional world
pot
kettle black
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you
yeah
me
you
your artist in residence
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so what's the deal b
how do you want me
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don't look so sad peter he was 103.
cruel really
cruel well his wife died 28 years ago
and all he's done is spend that time
missing her
all these wonder drugs keeping us going
what's the matter peter well i can't
accept a vulnerable young girl losing
another parent darling you can't win
every time yes but this time i have to
she's at that awful teenage stage of
lashing out at everyone closest to her
and the trouble is the one she's lashing
out at is all she's got have you seen
gladiator
what a wonderful film terribly sexy man
in it and he won no matter the odds no
oil he didn't he died horribly but in
dying he won
and that added to his overall shag
appeal
isn't it wonderful guinea pig heaven
yeah where's the actual fluffy thing
someone's stolen lulu
not stolen
merely relocated
lyle
you didn't i did indeed my conscience
peter
my conscience
anyway looks like you win all research
has been suspended donna's little
break-in is a mere spec on the horizon i
don't think i can ever forgive you for
this forgiveness is within us all you
have planted evidence against our own
client
all creatures great and small all things
wise and free those creatures may be
mute but lyle will speak for thee oh
christ
you'll be struck down
really lucky you'll miss me and hit you
what's the matter with him what's the
matter with you
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the baritone
trevor bullied you out of your home and
now he's bullying me you can't let him
get away with that
but lyle maybe this is the way it's
meant to be but we can fight him i've
spoken to my boss and we can take it to
him
on a legal front i'm not going to let
people go homeless but you're homeless
nonsense every house is god's house even
the public house
i thought you loved your convent
and i'm learning to love again young man
look
i've had a baby
him well you asked the question him
she's beautiful
but
him sitting there him i want to paint my
baby
a thousand times over bring me painting
canvas
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you him mom up cool i did no such thing
my wayward young solicitor took lulu's
fate into his own hands so what happens
next well
it's now the responsibility of the board
of directors they meet in a week's time
and they have to answer for research
that creates fluorescent guinea pigs and
lulu may well be appearing on richard
and judy
so can i go now uh d.c yellen want to
ask you a couple of questions take a
statement shouldn't take long i'll be
with you but the lab will drop the
charges there isn't a lab left to press
any great i can beat my mum properly now
this was never about animals was it
you want your mother
that's all you've ever wanted to be with
her for her to notice you
i miss her mr kingdom
almost as much as my dad
shouldn't you tell her
i have done in my own way
so how was i
well
the word ham springs to mind
a great big lump of it i thought it was
an oscar winning performance
those were real tears
almost as long as you convinced peter
that's all that matters so who's is it
then
it
her
she
the kid that's my business all that
matters is that peter believes that
you're the father and then drives you
out of town what if she really is one
she's not it's possible
if you do the psalms b it's
almost definitely possible
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she is smart hasn't she been
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come in
donna's waiting outside for you
it was wrong with lyle to leak it to the
press but
well
at least your board's now officially
dropped all charges
all i wanted was to be left alone to do
my best
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mum
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what do you feel like doing should we go
for something to eat
mum
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wait
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did you have a workman round
oh we did indeed
woodworm men and how do they know about
the woodworm these woodworm men
well i
i never thought to ask
behind me they're hungry little bleeders
aren't they
there's no wood worm here
this bean's been sabotaged one good slam
on the door and it'll be raining wood
oldest trick in the book
well i've never heard of it no or me
yeah well it is
or it will be
one day
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thank you sydney
right so that's three penthouse
apartments is it
i was told the building had been
earmarked for affordable housing
i see
thank you very much
but you thought you'd seen the last of
me
i just found out who your needy families
are
we can't do this we'll be knocking the
camera down tomorrow so why don't you
hang about till
one lord
please help me
help lail
your humble servant daddy's hand
she's got my beautiful eyes
on my chin
she is not yours
i'll get a job
a proper job
we'll have to talk about schools
shall i get her a pony
or a painting
you're going to be an artist like daddy
a great artist like daddy nigel
i need you
you can't do this
he said it's the 21st century
we're civilized we
we have meetings in in boardrooms like
gentlemen
5 50 at kelso
ted
this is wrong
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right
first you want me to get you and then
you want me to get rid of it yeah
that would be good how am i supposed to
do that i don't have all the answers
that's what i'm paying you for but
you're not paying me no but you have to
act like i am
that's what gets results
i can't believe you drove away from me
just as i was trying to make this stupid
situation better you make me feel like a
complete idiot not now donna have you
completely lost your mind
you're the most selfish person i know i
hate you
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wait
i've done my best for donna mr kingdom
but i can't be there for her not how
she'd like
truth is i'll never be with her
have you heard of the brunswick gene
no
my husband carried it
it affects the central nervous system
incapacitates you and then
i've been working on a cure ever since
devoted every possible minute to it
do you know why
because it's hereditary mr kingdom
am i beautiful
precious
little girl
is carrying it
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so donald doesn't know
no
i never knew how to
say it
and the more i put it off the harder it
became
how long has she got
realistically ten
five years
i wanted to talk to her last night but
i couldn't
what do i do
what
do i do mr kingdom
do i treasure what we have left or do i
go to another lab work round the clock
in the hope
that i can save her well in the end you
have to ask yourself what you want what
you
what you honestly
and truly want
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there's no
there's no wrong or right
it's just you and donna
would you wait
of course
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tell me a story
what do you want to hear
to mind anything
well
once upon a time
it was nobody's fault
nobody was to blame
things
things just happened
does it have a happy ending
i hope so
i really hope so
ah i've found you thank you nigel
you're the best guidance counselor in
the world
my baby
my petra
the light of my life
that's a shame
only uh
i need some more help
these are all divorcees ladies i haven't
to help
not one bit
they're lonely
and they need um
and they need
they need um me
i need me
but you're with and petra now
after a um
a long and uh
very painful
in a debate i hear
i've started to think that maybe
he's right
maybe i'm not the dad
i i was just thinking of the one
i've got a lot to offer nigel
what was money well spent if you were
paying me
it's a matter of interest who is petra's
father
oh
oh he's not answering his phone or
anything
oh he'll turn up
so is this what he's like he's just here
one minute and he's gone the net no not
at all lyle's a very dedicated young man
so why is he avoiding me
i really liked him
and he like likes you
look
lyle is a good-hearted sensitive soul
bit prone to excitement and grand
imaginings perhaps but nevertheless he's
a fine upstanding individual
oh good grief quick i'm hardening
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stop right now
i'm arresting you for obtaining property
by deception trevor if you're headed in
the wrong direction god always allows a
u-turn
i told you i'd win for you
two things
one i'm not pressing any charges so let
the fella go you what
two
there are many people who need this site
more than we do no he's turning this
into yuppie flats you can't let him do
this we're all god's children live
even the yuppies
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do you know what happens to sinners
they end up stoking a hot furnace being
whipped by a horned thing is that so
but in the meantime i'll accept twice
the price you originally paid for this
convent
you can't do that god bless the freedom
of information act
he's got you there
thank you live
god be with you and also with you
don't have to see you peter donna
i thought i'd say goodbye
only i'm going to go away
not um
for the hospitals no
me and mum we had a talk and we're going
to take our chances
if someone comes up with a cure then
great
if not
then at least we've been around the
world together
and like mum says there'll never be
anywhere that doesn't remind her of me
well you don't better send me a postcard
that's all i can say from every place we
go
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all my stuff is
gone
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i hope you'll be a little more
comfortable here
thank you
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i like naughty girls naughty girls need
to get sent down
hang on a minute
i know that voice
bloody hell
it's you isn't it
who is this
don't ever call here again
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you