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[Ward Narrating]
Children have a wonderful knack
of keeping their world separate from ours.

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[No Audible Dialogue]
They raise monsters
right under our very nose.

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[No Audible Sound Effects]

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Unknown to us, they send away
for everything from shrunken heads
to flying saucers.

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But occasionally they become
involved with something that’s just
a little too difficult to hide.

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And that’s our story for tonight
on Leave It To Beaver.

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[Announcer]
Leave It To Beaver.

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Starring Barbara Billingsley,
Hugh Beaumont, Tony Dow..

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And Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.

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Oh, dinner a little late tonight, dear?
Patience, Papa.
Had to straighten up my dressing table.

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Somebody or something
tipped over my bottle of hand lotion.

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Powder was spilt all over,
and my pancake makeup is missing.

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Now don't tell me someone's
trying to sabotage your
natural, heaven—sent beauty.

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[Chuckles]

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I wonder if the boys could have
had anything to do with it.

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Boy, that's a beaut.

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You think the “cakeup” will hide it?
Pancake.

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Well, you can't go down to supper
looking like that.
Get heck for fighting.

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Ouch!
Will you hold still and shut up?

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Gee, Wally, it sure is nice of you
to help me out.

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Look, I'm only helpin' you
'cause if Dad gets mad at you,
he always winds up getting mad at me.

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Well, thanks anyways.

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Who belted ya?

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A kid.

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Which kid?

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One of the kids.
What“ I tell Dad?

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I don't know.

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Tell him—
Tell him you fell down.

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Gee, thanks, Wally.

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Anyways,
that wouldn't 'zactly be a lie.

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After I got hit,
I did fall down. Ouch!

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June, I'm starved.
It's all ready, honey.
Will you call the boys?

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—Will I! Hey, Wally, Beaver! Boys!
— [Door Slams]

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[Footsteps Running Loudly]
June, don't you think you could get 'em
shoes with softer soles?

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I'll ask around.

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Uh, Beaver, turn around.

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— Beaver, what's the matter with your eye?
— Which eye, Mom?

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Uh, Beaver, come here.

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Theodore,
you have a black eye!
Guess so, Mom.

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Okay, Beave,
where'd you get it?

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I fell down.
Didn't I fall down, Wally?

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Yeah. He fell down, Dad.

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Oh. You fell down, did you?

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I fell down fighting.

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Oh, dear.
Maybe I better call a doctor.
He might have a concussion.

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I don't have a 'cussion.
I just have a black eye.

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And I wish everybody'd
stop pickin' on me.
[Chuckles]

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Nobody's pickin' on you, Beaver.
You go on back and eat your supper.

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[Chuckles]

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It's all perfectly normal.
It's a—just a part of growing up.

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[Chuckles]

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I guess I must have,
uh, had a hundred fights
by the time I was his age.

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Well, we'll talk no more about it.

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How does the other kid look?
[Beaver]
Alright.

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All right? Well, you—you must've got in
a couple of good licks, didn't ya?

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No, sir.

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You— You mean, you didn't fight back?
No, sir.

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Well, what did you do?
You must've done something.

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— I ran away.
— You ran away?

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Ward,you're frightening him.

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Well, it frightens me a little too—
a boy running away.

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Beaver, go ahead
and eat your soup.
I don't want to.

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[Ward]
What’s the matter?
I'm gonna be sick.

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I think he is.
Remember on the roller coaster
when he—

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Never mind.

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— Beaver, you can't be sick.
—I think| can.

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Beaver,
you run along upstairs.

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Wally, you go along with him.
I'll bring you up trays later.

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[Footsteps 0n Stairs]

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Did you have a bad day
at the office today?

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Well, no.
No, not at all.
[Clears Throat]

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Oh, there was a little upset
over the Thompson deal.
They, uh, can't decide who to give it to.

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Be either Fred or me.
Why don't you fight him for it?

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Now, June—

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If something's bothering you
at the office, you certainly shouldn't
take it out on the Beaver.

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This is a serious problem,June.
A boy's got to be able to defend himself.

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And I intend to see that Beaver learns.

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I just don't like fathers
teaching boys to fight.

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Dear, all in the world I'm going to do
is give the Beaver a few little pointers
on how to defend himself.

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So if he happens to
run into this kid again, he—
he can mop up the playground with him.

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Do you think it'll be
“unswolled” by tomorrow?

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I don't know.

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Now come on, Beaver.
Who hit ya?

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I told ya, a kid.
I know, but which kid?

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If I tell ya, promise
you won't tell nobody?

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Sure, I promise.
Now who was the guy that hit ya?

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— He was a girl.
—A girl?

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Quiet!
All right.
Who was it?

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Do you know Violet Rutherford?

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Isn't that the one that did
the tap dance in the assembly?

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— That's the one.
— What a creep.

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I sure wish you were
allowed to hit girls.

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Well, how did it happen?
On account of the sign on her back.

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You pinned a sign on her back?
No.

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Then why did she hit ya?
I laughed.

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Oh.

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What did the sign say?
“Violet Rutherford
drinks gutter water.”

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Here we go. Come on.
[Strains]

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You— You put your thumb in here.
That's where I got my hand.

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Yeah. Well, uh, okay.
Never mind.
[Clears Throat]

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All right. There we go. Now then,
I think that oughta do 'er, huh?

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There we are. Now then—
Now let's have a little action, Beaver.
You're gonna have a lot of fun.

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Okay. Now hit early.

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Come on.
Let 'er go now. Let 'er go!

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[Thud]

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I don't think I like havin' fun this way.

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[June]
Ward’ Ward?

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What's happened now?

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— He forgot to duck, Mom.
— Nothing to worry about.

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Happens to the best of 'em.
[Chuckles]

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Well, can he come in for his lunch now,
or haven’t you finished knocking him down?

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Oh, by the way, Fred's here.
Uh—huh. Be right there.

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Uh, well, um—
[Clears Throat]
now, uh, Wally, you'd better run along.

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I, uh— I—I wanna talk to the Beaver.
All right.

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Now, um, Beave, I'm, uh—

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I'm gonna give you some pointers
about boxing, but I don't want you
to use the knowledge promiscuously.

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What's that, Dad?

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Well, I mean, I—
I don't want you to go around
pickin' fights.

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But if you should happen to run
into this kid again who gave you
the black eye the other day,

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well, um,you—
you're not gonna—

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y—you wouldn't wanna let someone
push you around twice in a row,
now would you?

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No, sir.
No. Of course not.

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So, uh, I don't want you to go looking
for trouble, but I don't want you
to run away from it either.

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A—As a matter of fact,
I think, if I were you, I'd, uh—

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I'd look up this person
who gave you the black eye,

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and, uh, I—I'd let 'em know
where I stood.

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You see, if anyone's gonna
get aggressive with you,

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you've got to show them
you can be just as aggressive
as they are.

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I know. But this kid—
And if someone punches you,
you've gotta punch 'em right back.

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But this kid—
[June] Ward’
Huh? Sure.

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0h, Ward’
So— Yeah. All right.
I'll be right there.

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Now, uh, you just remember
What I told you, Beaver. Right?

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Right.

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Don't get 'gressive with me,
Violet Rutherford.

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I'm sorry, Fred.
Huh!

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| see you got a new sofa.
Yeah, yeah.
June thought we oughta—

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Now why didn't you tell me?
I could've introduced you to a guy
and saved you lots of money.

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Well, that's, uh, very nice of you, Fred.
I'll certainly call on you the next time.

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Oh, the New York brass wanted you
to look these over, so I said to myself,
“Why don't I drop 'em by?”

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Well, thanks a lot for the trouble.

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Oh, no trouble at all.

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Say, uh, you're not upset about
that Thompson deal, are ya?
What about the Thompson deal?

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You mean they haven't told ya?

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Well, they dumped it in my lap.
I know you were sort of
counting on it, Ward.

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Ah, no hard feelings now.

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Oh, uh—
[Chuckling]
no.

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No, of course not.
None at all.

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These things happen in a big company.

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Well, as long as there's
no resentment.
No.

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Oh, say, wasn't that your oldest boy
I passed on the way in?
He's kinda small for 15, isn't he?

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Uh, Wally is 13.

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Oh.
Well, that's the way it goes.
Yeah.

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Personally, my family's
a little more mature.

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You know, both of my boys
were offered scholarships—
football scholarships.

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Well, that's, uh, certainly nice.
Yeah. And then, of course, you know
My youngest is quite a dancer—

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but then I suppose
you saw that in the paper.
No, I didn't.

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Oh, you didn't?
Got the clipping right here.

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Yes, sir. She's gonna be
a star someday. Here it is:

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“Violet Rutherford scores
in amateur theatrical."
[Chuckles]

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Well, that's certainly nice.

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Yeah, it sure is. Uh—

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Well, we'll see you around, Ward.
Yeah, sure. You bet.

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Uh, are you sure
there's no hard feelings?

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Oh, no. Absolutely not.
[Both Laugh]

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See you around the salt mine.
Yeah, right.

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[Exhales]

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Violet Rutherford,
you do too drink gutter water.

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A girl?
You mean a girl gave Beaver
that black eye?

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Yes, Dad. That's why
he didn't fight back.

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[Sighs]

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[Laughing]

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[Sniffles, Continues Laughing]
A girl.

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Beaver, come down here a minute.
[Chuckles]

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Hey, Beaver—
[Chuckles]

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If you want the Beaver,
he went out about 10 minutes ago.
Oh. Well, I'll talk to him later.

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Oh, uh, did he say
where he was going?

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00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:31,371
Yes. He went over
to Violet Rutherford's house.
Oh. [Chuckles]

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Now then, Wally, about this girl that—

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Violet Rutherford?

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Wally, that girl who, uh—
who hit the Beaver,
uh, it couldn't have been, uh—

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[Groans]

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And I practically sent him
over there to annihilate her.

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Well, why didn't you tell me?

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You let me go through all those
boxing lessons, everything, and you—
Why didn't you say something?

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Well, I promised. And anyway,
|didn't think it was important before.

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00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,671
Well, you could have at least
told me it was a girl.
You didn't ask me.

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00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:15,381
Oh, I didn't ask you.
You never ask us, Dad.
You just tell us.

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00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,788
Well, that's just about enough
out of you, young man.

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Uh, you better go on upstairs
to your room. Go on.

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00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,219
All right.

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00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,532
Where's Wally going?
Up to his room.

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Where are you going?
Out! To Fred Rutherford's.

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[Doorbell Chimes]

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Oh, I paid your partner
for the newspaper last week.

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I'm not the paperboy. I'm Beaver Cleaver,
and I wanna see Violet Rutherford.

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Oh. Uh,just a minute.

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Violet?

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00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,959
Hi, Beaver.
Hi, Violet.

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You got grass
on your lawn too.
The grass in the back is cement.

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Violet—
What?

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You wanna be 'gressive?
’Gressive?

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'Cause if you wanna be 'gressive,
I can be just as 'gressive as you can.

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00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,468
I don't know how to play.
What's 'gressive?

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— That means, “Do you wanna fight?"
— No, I don't wanna fight.

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00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,971
Okay.
What else do you wanna do?

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00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:51,483
Uh, I don't know.
Let's go spit off the bridge.

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Uh—uh. I did that
on the way over here.

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— Let's go look at the lady
in the jiggle belt.
— Okay.

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[No Audible Sound Effects]

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[No Audible Dialogue]

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Cleaver, I don't know
where that boy of yours
could have taken her,

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but they must be somewhere
in the neighborhood.
Just take it easy. They'll show up.

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00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,017
Yes, but in what condition?
[Child Imitating War Whooping]

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— Cleaver, what's that?
— [Whooping Continues]

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My gosh, he ’s killing her.

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00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,656
[Child Giggling]
All right.
That'll be enough—

217
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,362
What are you doing?
Scalpin' a settler.

218
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,929
— Can't a guy have any fun?
— We're sorry, son.
We thought you were two other children.

219
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,942
Mister, let go of my arm.

220
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,707
Oh. Sorry. Have you seen
two kids fighting around here?

221
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,510
I don't know.
What do they look like?

222
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:00,520
[Ward]
One was a boy, about eight,
and the other was a girl

223
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,752
Fightin'?
Well, nobody like that's
been fightin' around here.

224
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,486
Well, they must be fighting someplace.
Come on.

225
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,358
Who were those guys?
I don't know.

226
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:16,060
But two kids
are gonna have a fight.
Where?

227
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,764
Where everybody goes to fight:
over at Metzger's Field.

228
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:24,071
Oh, boy! There hasn't been
a good fight around here
in a long time.

229
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,278
— Hi, Gus.
— Mm.

230
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:34,547
Oh. Hi there, Beaver.
| see you brought the missus today.

231
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,646
Gus, you know
I'm not married.

232
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,089
Oh, just goin’ steady, huh?

233
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:43,720
Stop teasin'.
You know I'm never
gonna get married.

234
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,731
And if| do get married,
I'm not gonna get married
to a girl.

235
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,800
—I got an idea he'll change his mind
about that, eh, sis?
—I don't know.

236
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:56,103
I've known Gus
all my life.
All our lives. 

237
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,837
— Been to any fires this week?
— Oh, no.

238
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,745
No, this is the kind of firehouse
where the firemen don't go to the fires.

239
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:08,412
This is a 'ziliary firehouse.
That’s right
Auxiliary Company Number7.

240
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:12,423
That means we help out
If all the other companies
can't handle the call.

241
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:15,824
Gus had her out last year.
To a fire?

242
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:20,389
Uh, no, it was another kind of emergency.

243
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:24,129
Last spring Miller's Pond
was backin' up on the highway.

244
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,364
Chief put in a call for me.

245
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:31,206
Me and Number 7 went down there
and pumped it out drier
than the “Sahary” Dessert.

246
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,643
Gee, I sure wish
I'd been there.

247
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:38,343
Mm—hmm. Only thing is, I still ain't got
the swamp smell outta the cylinders.

248
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,945
Well, Violet,
we better be goin'.

249
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,218
Bye, Gus.
Bye, Gus.
See you tomorrow.

250
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:51,594
I'll be here.
You and the missus drop by anytime.
[Chuckles]

251
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,598
[Sighs]

252
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:57,966
[Ringing]

253
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:01,063
Hello?
Oh, Ward. Where are you?

254
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:06,669
Oh. With Fred, hmm?
Have you found the Beaver and Violet yet?

255
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,113
No, they haven't come back here.

256
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,116
Have you tried the park?

257
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:16,313
| see. Everywhere, huh?

258
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,381
What?

259
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:24,794
[Chuckles]
Well,just a minute. I'll ask him.
You sent him up to his room.

260
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:30,066
Wally! Wally!
[Door Opens]

261
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:36,773
What is it, Mother?
Your father wants to know where you'd go
if you were gonna have a fight with a girl.

262
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,039
Gee, Mom, I wouldn't hit a girl.

263
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:44,605
Ward?
He says he wouldn't hit a girl.

264
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,745
All right.

265
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:52,621
Wally, your father says you better
go back up to your room.
All right.

266
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,293
Hey, did you hear?
Two kids are havin' a fight
over at Metzger's Field.

267
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,663
No foolin'. Who told ya?
All the kids are talkin' about it.

268
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:07,673
It's a heck of a fight.
Blood and everything.
I hear they sent for the cops.

269
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:16,342
[Slurping]
Want another one,
Beaver?

270
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:19,009
No, thanks.
I don't wanna spoil my supper.

271
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,985
How much is it?
Eighty—eight cents with tax.

272
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,082
Charge it.
Charge it?

273
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:30,492
What’s the name?
Mr. Fred Rutherford

274
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,259
Okay.

275
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:39,401
Hey, that's keen.
Where'd you learn that?

276
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,464
From my mother.
She does it to Dad all the time.

277
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,375
Let's get some gum
on the way out—

278
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,346
[Both Slurping]

279
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,406
and charge it.

280
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,384
Son, have you seen
two children fighting?
Yeah. But it's all over.

281
00:20:56,455 --> 00:21:01,085
It's all over?
Yeah. It was over in Metzger's Field.
My brother saw it.

282
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,254
One of the kids' ears
was torn off.
Ear?

283
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:10,235
Yeah. It was layin' right there on the ground,
and the guy from the ambulance
sewed it back on.

284
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:14,898
Oh, now— now, Fred, you—
you know how boys exaggerate.

285
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,636
I don't know about that,
but there's been a fight.

286
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:23,046
I knew you resented
the Thompson deal, but I didn't
Think you'd take it out on my kid.

287
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,952
I gotta be goin' home
pretty soon.

288
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:32,457
Beaver, you never used
to play with me before.
How come you came over?

289
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:37,656
I don't know.
I guess I just come over. That's all.

290
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,168
Hey, look.

291
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,205
Looks like you got no teeth.

292
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:50,003
I know. That's why I always
get the black gum.

293
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,678
You know, you look
a lot better without teeth.

294
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,649
[Tires Squealing]

295
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,656
There they are.
Thank heavens.

296
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,992
—Violet, are you all right?
— Hi, Daddy.

297
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:14,830
Oh, my gosh, her teeth.
$800 worth of braces.

298
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:21,498
— Beaver, did you do this?
— Yes, Daddy. I done it to me too.

299
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,805
Huh! It's chewing gum.

300
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,402
Chewing gum?

301
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,413
Violet, you better go in the house.

302
00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:32,939
A w, come on now, Fred
Where’s your sense of humor?
[Chuck/es]

303
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,952
Cleaver, you made me
miss my golf game.

304
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:40,117
You ran me all over town, chased me half
out of my wits and now you wanna know
where's my sense of humor?

305
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,752
But, Daddy, we had fun.

306
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:51,933
Cleaver, I don't think your boy
better come around here anymore.
Now look here, Fred.

307
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,770
All right, Fred.

308
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,833
Come on, Beaver.

309
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,115
— Bye, Beaver.
— Bye, Violet.

310
00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:15,459
[Door 0pens]

311
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:19,520
Hi, Wally.
Oh, hi, Beave.

312
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:23,564
They were lookin' for ya.
They found me.

313
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,729
Did you beat up Violet Rutherford?

314
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:29,638
No. But Mr. Rutherford
hollered at Dad.

315
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,768
What did Dad do?
Did he holler at Mr. Rutherford?

316
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:35,405
No. He took me home.

317
00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:43,715
Oh, uh, boys, uh,you'|l be eating
alone tonight. Your mother and I
are going out to dinner.

318
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:47,088
And, uh—
[Clears Throat]
Wally, you can leave your room now.

319
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:50,617
— Yes, Dad.
— [Beaver]
Dad?

320
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:56,800
Did Mr. Rutherford
get 'gressive with you?

321
00:23:56,869 --> 00:24:00,464
Yeah, Beaver, he did.
He— He got quite aggressive.

322
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:04,339
Dad, how come you didn't get 'gressive
back at Mr. Rutherford?

323
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:10,673
— Well—
— You told me, if somebody got 'gressive at me,
that I should get 'gressive back at them.

324
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,514
Yeah, I know| did, Beaver, but, uh,

325
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:18,454
well, you see, you're a little boy,
and little boys are supposed
to defend themselves.

326
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:24,827
— Aren't grown—ups?
— Uh, well, uh, grown—ups have learned
to control themselves, Beaver.

327
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:27,127
Uh, that's why they don't have to fight.

328
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,030
Are little boys supposed to fight?

329
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:35,206
Yeah. Yeah, |—| guess
you could say that, uh,

330
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:39,506
defending yourself is one of the rules
for being a little boy, Beaver.

331
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:49,183
Well, um, I'm— I'm late now.
Uh, you— See you later.

332
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:03,027
— Wally—
— What, Beave?

333
00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:08,104
The rules are a lot easier on grown—ups
than they are for little boys.

334
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:12,439
Sure they are, Beaver.
The grown—ups are the ones
that make the rules.

335
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,671
Whew.