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[Ward Narrating]
Remember those hot summer days
when you just couldn't get cooled off?

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They called them "dog days."

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A few ice—cream sodas
helped a little bit.

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And some days, it got so hot,
you'd even pay money
For a cold drink of water.

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Well, that's our story tonight
on Leave It To Beaver.

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[Announcer]
Leave It To Beaver.

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Starring Barbara Billingsley
Hugh Beaumont Tony Dow...

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and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.

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[Bang]

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Was that thunder?
I don‘t know.

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I thought it‘d be cooler
if we ate outside this evening.

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Oh, that‘s a good idea.
Can I help you?

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Yes. Don‘t say,
“Is it hot enough for you?"
All right. I won‘t.

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Thanks. And it sure is.
What?

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Hot enough for me.

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[Bang]

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What is that?
Air in the pipes?
[Banging]

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I don‘t think so.
It sounds more like somebody
walking up the side of the house.

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No, that only happens
on New Year‘s Eve.

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Well, I have to set the table up, honey.
You better see what that is.
Yeah.

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[Bang]

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[Bang]

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— Enjoying yourself, Wally?
—Well, I‘m practicing
catching flies, Dad.

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Yeah, he‘s practicing catching flies.

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[Bang]

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Well, Wally, I know you‘re
not worried about the house,

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but, uh, aren‘t you
afraid you might knock
that baseball out of shape?

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Gee, yeah, Dad.
I never thought of that.
It cost 50 cents.

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Yeah.

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Oh, uh, we‘re eating
outside tonight, boys.

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Oh, boy! I guess that means
we don‘t have to wash up.

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Oh, boy! I guess
that means we do.

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Dad?
Yeah ?

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Can I have $3.98?

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What do you want $3.98 for?

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Well, a lot of the kids are
getting up a baseball team,
and we need uniforms.

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Yeah, Tooey and Wally
and Chester and those big guys.

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Well, uh, I tell you,
I think the idea of
a baseball team‘s great,

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but| don‘t think| should
just hand you over $3.98.

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Where else are you gonna get money
If you don‘t get it from your father?

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Well, there are other ways.

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For instance, uh... work?

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Work?

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Yeah, work.

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Wally, why can‘t I be
on the ball team?

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Give me one good reason
Why I can‘t be on the ball team.

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I already got a mitt.

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Look, Beaver, you‘re too small.

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But if you can earn enough
to get a uniform, we‘ll let you
hang around. Now beat it.

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Beaver.
You stop bothering your brother.

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He‘s working and he‘s being
paid 25 cents an hour.

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Dad, I want to make some money.
Isn‘t there something I can do?

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Yeah. You can stop
bothering your brother.

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Will you pay me 25 cents an hour
for not bothering him?

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I will not.
Now you run along.

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I think I‘m gonna go see how
some of the other guys are doing.

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Hi, Mr. Anderson.
Hi.

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Do you need
an extra man around here?

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Sorry, Beaver. I‘m afraid
we‘re overmanned as it is.

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Okay.

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Chester, can‘t you pull weeds
any faster than that?

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Sure. But I‘m being
paid by the hour.

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Oh.

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Wally says if| earn enough
money to get a— get a uniform,
I can be on the team.

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Chester, where are you going?
Oh, I‘m goin‘ to get a glass of water.

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What, again?
It‘s hot work, Dad.

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Hi. Dad. Where‘s Wally?

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He, uh, went in
to get a drink of water.

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Can I do his work for him?

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Well, Beaver, you wouldn‘t want to
do your brother out of his job,
would you?

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Sure. Can I?

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Beaver, uh,
instead of bothering me, uh,

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why don‘t you go and ask your mother
if she‘s got something for you to do?

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Wally, where‘s Mom?
She‘s on the phone
or something.

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Oh. What are you trying to do,
get a drink?
What does it look like?

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Well, as Ward says,
why shouldn‘t the boys
earn their own uniforms?

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It‘d be a lot easier to
just give them the money,

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but working three or four Saturdays
like this is— is not only saving money
but it‘s building character.

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Mom?

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Well, I think it‘s a fine idea.

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Well, I‘ll talk to you again. Bye.

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That was Mrs. Anderson.
Her boy‘s working
to earn his uniform too.

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Your father‘s got this whole
neighborhood working.

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Yeah. Mom,you got a job
for me to do?

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Job? Honey, why don‘t you
ask your father?

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I did.
What'd he say?

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— He said to ask you.
-Oh, he did?

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Well, my work‘s just about done.
So I‘ll tell you what you do.

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You go back outside
and you ask your father
to think real hard.

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Think real hard about what?
About giving you a job.

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But, Mom, Dad—
Now, come on. I know he can find
something for you to do. Go on.

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Oh, no!

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[Sighs] Dad?

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| asked Mom for a job.
Oh, well, that‘s fine.

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[Clears Throat]
What did she say?

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She said to ask you.

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Look, Beaver, I‘m sorry.
But I just can‘t think of a thing
for you to do.

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Now, why don‘t you just run along
and, uh, enjoy yourself?

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I don‘t wanna enjoy myself.

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Look, Beaver, I told you
to go have fun, and I mean it.
Okay.

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Now, Tooey,
this was your father‘s idea.

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Th—This hedge has been here
for 1 0 years. Now do be careful.

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Oh, I know what I‘m doing, Mom.

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Hi, Tooey.
Huh?

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Oh, hi, Beaver.
Hello, Theodore.

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You got a job for me to do,
Mrs. Brown? I‘m a nice boy.

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I‘m sorry, Theodore.
I haven‘t anything today.

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I‘m a very nice boy.
No, Theodore.
Thank you just the same.

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Now be careful
of that hedge, Tooey.

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Don‘t worry about me.
And don‘t come tracking
into the house for a drink again.

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You‘re gonna have a real nice hedge
when you get it finished, Tooey.

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It‘s gonna look like
a roller coaster.

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Oh, yes.
I‘ve got the knack of it now.

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Whoa!
Hey, Mom,
what‘s the big idea?

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Wally, I don‘t want you coming
in this kitchen again.

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Well, it‘s hot,
and I get thirsty.

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It‘s hot and you wanna stall
because you‘re earning 25 cents an hour.

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Now you just
get back on the job.

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[Beaver]
Wally!

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Wally, what‘s the matter?

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Ah, they won‘t let me
get a drink of water.

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They won‘t let Tooey
get a drink of water either.

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Boy, it‘s hot.
I‘d give anything for
a nice, cold drink of water.

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Well, see you later, Wally.

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Don‘t trip over my bucket
full of nice, cool water, Wally.

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Hey, what are you doing
with that, Beave?

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Oh, I found a job to do.
I‘m selling water.

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Five cents a drink.

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Are you crazy?
Who‘d ever buy water?

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I can get water
out of the faucet

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Hi, mister.
Well, hello there.

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What you doin‘?
We‘re gonna
dig up the street, kid.

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— What are you digging for?
— Water pipe.

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Oh, you‘re thirsty.
You wanna buy a drink of water?

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It's a lot easier than digging for it

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No, no, no.
We got plenty of water.
We got a leak in the main.

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Yeah, you better hang
onto that bucket, son.

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In about 10 minutes,
you ain‘t gonna have enough water
around here to fill a thimble.

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You mean,
you‘re shutting off the water?

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For a couple of hours,
till we find the leak.

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You mean nobody around here‘s
not gonna have any water?

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Nope. Not for a couple of hours.

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Gee, thanks.

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What do you suppose he‘s up to?

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Search me.
I‘ve got four of my own
and I never know.

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[Jackhammering]

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— What‘s the matter, Wally?
— I‘m trying to get a drink.
There‘s no water.

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Hmm. Something
must have happened.

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Lucky I got this wagon
full of nice, cool water, isn‘t it?

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Yeah.
Give me a drink, Beave.

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Sure. Five cents for a big one,
two cents for a small one.

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Wait a minute.
You‘re charging me for water?

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Sure. You‘re charging Dad
to fix the lawn.

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Well, that‘s different.
I‘m trying to earn a uniform.

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I‘m trying to earn
a uniform too.

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Well, my money‘s in the house.
I‘ll trust you.
Large or small?

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Small.

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Give me another, Beave.
Sure. Large or small?

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Large.
That‘ll be five cents.

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All right, all right.

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Hi; Chester.

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Like a pick—me—up?
Is that the same junk
you were selling before?

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No, this is different.

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Oh, well.
Say, it‘s not too sweet, is it?

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No. Wally bought some.

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— How much is it?
— Five cents for a big one.

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Okay.

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— Hey, this is water!
— Ain‘t too sweet, is it?

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Are you crazy?
Selling water?

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Well, if you don‘t want it—
You bet I don‘t,
and give me my nickel back.

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Chester?
Yea h, Dad?

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Stop stalling out there.
Yes, Dad.

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And don't try to use the hose.
The water's turned oh?

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It‘s six cents now.

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Boy.

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Boy, Beaver, you‘ve really
got nerve selling water.
Give me another one.

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All the kids are buying it.

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Anyone who‘d pay money
for water is out of his mind.
Give me a small one.

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Tooey, have you gotten the bumps
out of the hedge yet?

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Uh, I‘m doing fine.
Oh, dear.

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You better get that straightened out
before your father gets home.
Yes, Mom.

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I have my own problems.
I‘m having a tea party,
and the water‘s turned off.

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I could let you have
three buckets, Mrs. Brown.

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Oh, aren‘t you a sweet boy?

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He‘s chargin‘ for it, Mom.

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Well, we‘ll have soft drinks then.
You run along.

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Hey,June, you know
what your son‘s doing?

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Well, now, let me think.
I believe I have two sons,
and one of them‘s cutting the lawn.

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No, I mean the Beaver.
That little character is going around
the neighborhood selling water.

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Well, dear, he‘s has his heart
set on earning a uniform.

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And aren‘t you the one
that gave him the lecture
on big business,

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corporate endeavor
and showing initiative?

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Yeah, but—but this sort
Of smacks of sharp practice,
selling water to your own brother.

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Well, you have to hand it to him
for taking advantage of the fact
the water‘s been turned off.

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Well, he‘s got a monopoly.
He‘s practically operating
a black water market.

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00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:32,951
Ward, wasn‘t there a Cleaver
way back in your family
who sold guns to the Indians?

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No, that was whiskey.
He just got them in the mood
to buy guns.

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It runs in the family.
Beaver‘s got everybody
in the mood to buy water.

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00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:48,456
Ah, it‘s kind of embarrassing though,
uh, having your son going around
the neighborhood peddling water.

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You think I ought to speak to him?
If you want to.

201
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,301
Honey, do you want coffee
with your sandwich?

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Yeah. But how are you gonna make it?
The water‘s turned off.

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Seeing as I‘m his mother,
he let me have it for a quarter.

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Would you want me to
put a little in your pants, Chester?

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I won‘t charge you extra.
I‘d like to put a little in your pants.

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— What on earth are you doing here?
— I‘m cooling Chester off.

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[Whistling]

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00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,810
Oh, that‘s my brother.
He wants another drink.

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Four cents, five cents, six cents—

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Hey, you‘re adding too fast.

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That‘s the way they do it
at the gas station.

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Seven cents, eight cents—

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Well,yes, Mrs. Brown,
I-I know Theodore has been
selling water to the boys, but| felt—

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00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,211
Well, I, for one,
Think it‘s disgraceful.

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The idea of a child taking
advantage of his playmates.

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Why, the last time he was here,
he got Tooey‘s penknife away from him.

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Of course,
it‘s none of my business,
but I say it‘s things like this...

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that lead to juvenile delinquency
and— and communism!

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Well, I really don‘t feel,
in this case, Mrs. Brown,

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that democracy is
in any immediate danger,
but I will speak to the boy.

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And thank you
For your friendly advice,
Mrs. Brown. Good—bye.

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— Beaver, what are you doing now?
— I figure I can charge more
If I call it lemonade.

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Uh, Beaver,

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Do you think you‘re doing
the right thing in selling water
to your friends and neighbors?

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Oh sure, Dad.
I already made $1.90.

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Not counting the quarter
Mom owes me.

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Yeah. Well, y—you see,
what I mean, Beaver, is, uh,

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well, now, look, you knew the water
was going to be turned off.

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So, uh, you sort of took advantage
of the situation to exploit
your brother and his friends.

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I didn‘t ‘ploit anybody, Dad.
I‘m just selling water.

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Yeah, well, uh,
look at it this way, Beaver.

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If you have something
your friends don't have,

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you don‘t take advantage of them,
you share the thing with them.

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Dad?
Uh—huh?

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Is Mr. Michaels your friend?

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The grocer? Oh, sure.
We went to school together.

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Well, he‘s got a whole store full of food.
Why doesn‘t he give it to you free?

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Uh, well, Mr. Michaels
is a businessman, Beaver.

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So am I, Dad.

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Anyway, how else
can I earn my uniform?

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Yeah. Well, uh,

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I‘ll tell you, Beaver,
this may not be clear to you now,

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but someday,
when you grow up, uh,

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you‘ll understand what I mean
about not exploiting
one‘s friends and neighbors.

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Yeah. When I grow up,

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I figure I‘ll know
a lot of things.

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Yeah.

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I earned 65 cents,
but I spent 40 cents on water.

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Well, I earned 85 cents,
but I spent a dollar on water.

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I‘ve four dollars and a quarter.

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That won‘t do you any good.
After what you did, we‘re not
gonna let you on the team,

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even if we could buy uniforms.
Yeah. You‘re a crook.

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No, I‘m not.
I‘m just a businessman.

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If any of us would have known
the water was gonna be cut off,

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Hey, maybe we‘d better
have a meeting back here tonight
and figure out another way to get uniforms.

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You can‘t have a meeting tonight.
There ain‘t gonna be no ‘tricity.

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Look, Beaver, we told you
to stay out of this, you crook!
Wait a minute.

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Hey, Beaver, what do you mean
there‘s not gonna be any ‘tricity?

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Well, the man said
when the water pipe broke,
it did something to the ‘tricity.

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— When did he tell you that?
— Oh, I sold them water too.

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They‘re gonna have to
shut it off and fix it tonight.

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The whole neighborhood?
[Beaver]
Uh-huh.

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Hey, if we had enough money,
we could buy a lot of candles and
go around the neighborhood selling them.

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Yeah, we could
charge people double.

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We oughta have enough
for uniforms in no time.

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Yeah, but we could hardly buy any
candles with the money we‘ve got.
[Both] Yeah.

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Why don‘t we use my money?

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Your money?
Sure.

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| only earned it
so I could get a uniform.

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If you guys aren‘t gonna
let me on the team,
it‘s no good to me.

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What are you gonna do,
charge us interest on it?

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Nope. You can have it for nothin‘.

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Hey, that‘s okay, Beave.
Let‘s go get the candles.

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See you later, Beave.
All right.

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June, you know what
Mr. Anderson just told me?

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The Beaver turned over
his water money to the team.

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Uh-huh.
That‘s what I heard too.

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That‘s pretty good, huh?

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Guess I really got
through to him this time.

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You know, that little talk
about, uh, not exploiting
his friends and neighbors?

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Makes you feel good to know
you‘re not raising a couple
of sharp operators.

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Uh-huh.

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Why the candles?
Electricity is going off
any minute.

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Where‘d you get these candles?
They don‘t match.

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From your son, Wally,
for 40 cents apiece.

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They‘re not worth a nickel.
I know, but I was on the spot.

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You mean,
Wally did a thing like this?

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Next time, why don‘t you have
your little speech mimeographed
and tack it up around the house?

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Oh, I don‘t know.

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Sometimes, I wish I‘d stayed single
and just raised silver foxes.
Oh, Ward.

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On second thought.

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Hey, come on! Come on, Wally!
We‘re gonna be late!
Let‘s get going!

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We‘ll be late! Come on!
Come on, Wally!
Come on! Come on!

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Come on!
Come on!
Let's go, Wally!

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Let‘s play!
Come on!

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Hey, fellas, wait up! Wait up!

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Come on!
Come on!

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Wait up, fellas!
Wait up for me! Wait up!

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Come on!
Hurry up!