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[Ward Narrating]
When you were young,
you had all kinds of fiends.

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Some were helpful

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[No Audible Dialogue]

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Some were your playmates.

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And there were some very special friends
that your parents never even knew about.

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And that’s our story tonight
on Leave It To Beaver.

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[Announcer]
Leave It To Beaver.

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Starring Barbara Billingsley
Hugh Beaumont, Tony Dow...

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and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.

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[Rainfall]

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Ward.
You know, someday the paper's gonna say
fair and warmer and it'll be fair and warmer.

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Ward, there's water
in the basement.

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Yeah, I noticed that
earlier this morning.

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Well, didn't we just pay $280
so this would never happen again?

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Yeah, well, I talked to Mahoney about it.
He said it wasn't anything to worry about,

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just condensation.

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Well, there's an inch and a half
Of condensation on the floor.

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Now you better call Mahoney
and get him over here.

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June, I hate to call anyone out
in weather like this.

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Why don't you send a cab for him?

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All right. Okay, I'll call him.
Later, huh?

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What are the boys doing,
out sailing boats in the gutter?

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When we have a basement?

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I said I'd call him.

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Oh, the boys are upstairs
in their room.

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Yeah, I guess kids don't sail
boats in gutters anymore.

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One of the lost arts of childhood.

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Wally, wanna get my soldiers out
and have a battle?

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Nah.

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[Dings]

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Wanna pretend like we're
shipwrecked on a desert island,
and we had to watch out for cannibals?

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I don't feel like
watching out for cannibals.

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|wish it would quit raining
so we could find something to do.

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[Dings]

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You wanna trade marbles?
[Dings]

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Nah, only a goof would trade
marbles this time of year.
[Dings]

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Yeah, I guess so.

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[Dings]

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Hey, Wally. Look who's
cutting across the lawn.

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It's Tooey and Eddie.

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Boy, are they wet.

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Look at that crazy Tooey.
He's wearing rubbers.

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At least now there will be
something to do.

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[Knocking]

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Well, come in.

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Hi, Mrs. Cleaver. My mother told us
to come over here and play.

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Well, wasn't that thoughtful of her?
The boys are upst—

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Hey!

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Hi, men.
Yeah, hi, men.

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Gee, Mrs. Cleaver,
your hair looks nice.

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Thank you, Eddie.

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— Where are your rubbers?
— I got out without them.

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Oh.
Hey, Wally.

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I thought we could trade marbles.
Hey, Tooey, that's a great idea.
Come on, let's go upstairs.

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But, Wally, you said only goofs—

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Oh.

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Why do they always
have to come to our house?

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Because we're so charming
and understanding, and we don't have
enough character to send them away.

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Hey, Tooey, you crook.
This realie's got a crack in it.

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That's no crack.
It's a vein.

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That means it's real marble.

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What are you talking about?

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They don't make marbles out of marble.

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Well, what do they make 'em out of?

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Glass.

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— Do they make steelies out of glass too?
— Oh, why don't you dry up?

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What are you trying to do?

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Hey, you guys, quit it.

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[All Grunting, Shouting]

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Boys, boys.
Can't you be quiet up here?

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Beaver started it, Mrs. Cleaver.

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Yes, I can see that.
Now, come on. Up, up!

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Now, look. You're just
gonna have to be quiet.

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Your father's trying
to do some work.

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We'll be quiet, Mom.
Well,just see that you are.

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I wish there was someplace
we could mess around in peace.

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We could play in my house.
But my mom always has a headache.

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— Too bad we don't have a clubhouse.
— We could play in my garage.

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But my father won't let me
near his power tools.

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We could build a clubhouse
in the vacant lot across the street.

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Hey, I got a great idea.

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— What's that, Eddie?
— We could build ourselves a clubhouse.

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[Tooey]
Hey, that’s a good idea.

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— That's a very good idea.
— I thought I told you to dry up.

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We could have a secret club
with a password and everything.

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We could just have it
for us guys in the eighth grade.

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We could have initiation fees
and dues and everything.

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You know, a buck to get in
and 10 cents a week.

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We could have an initiation.
We'd get to hit a lot of big guys
that way, and they can't hit you back.

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— Some guys would.
— Eddie, could I join your club?

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What are you talking about?

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This is just for the eighth grade.

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Yeah, you'd be hanging around,
messing things up anyway.

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Couldn't we let him in? He's gonna be
in the eighth grade someday.

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Yeah, I'll tell you what, Beaver.

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We're charging us eighth—grade guys
a dollar to get in.

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But seeing as you're in the second grade,
we're gonna give you a special rate.

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We'll let you in the club
if you come up with three dollars.

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Gee, thanks, Eddie.

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It's a lot of money,
But I think I can get it.

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Boys.
Yes, Mrs. Cleaver?

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Boys, I'm gonna have some
sandwiches for you in a little while.

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— Thanks, Mom.
— Don't put any mayonnaise
on mine, Mrs. Cleaver.

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My mom says I'm allergic to it.
Well, I'll try to remember that, Eddie.

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Gee, Mrs. Cleaver,
your hair really does look—
You said that, Eddie.

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Look, boys, I think you're going to be
able to play outside after lunch.
The rain seems to be letting up.

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Mom, where's Dad?
I wanna ask him something.

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Boy, we can get started
on the clubhouse right after lunch.

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Uh, say, maybe we oughta
let the Beaver in for a buck.
He's actually not so bad.

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Look, it was my idea
to have the clubhouse...

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so I'm gonna say who gets in
and who doesn't.

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Why do you want three dollars?
Sol can join the club that Wally
and Eddie and Tooey are building.

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Oh, now, look, Beaver.
They're big fellas.
They're in the eighth grade.

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You're just a little guy.
You couldn't join their club.

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I could if I had three dollars.

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Beaver, yesterday, you wanted
two dollars for a model airplane.

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Tomorrow, it'll be something else.

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You see, you haven't learned
to stick to one thing yet.

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I collected gum wrappers
for a whole week once.

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Yes, I know, but that's not quite
the same thing, Beaver.

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For example, did you know that
psychologists say children your age...

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simply can't concentrate
on any one thing...

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for longer than, uh,
oh, about 40 minutes at most?

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Does this mean
I don't get the three dollars?

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It means, why don't you go and play
and the first thing you know...

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you'll forget all about the clubhouse,
the three dollars and everything.

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Okay, Dad.

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Oh, looks pretty good, boys.
Yeah, Mr. Cleaver.

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It's an interesting
roofline you have there.

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Yeah, well, we're gonna
saw it off later, Dad.
Oh.

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Eddie, give me the big hammer.

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Uh, Tooey.

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If you choke up on the hammer like that,
you can't get much leverage.

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If I stand back any further,
Mr. Cleaver, I can't see the nail.

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Well, doing a great job, boys.

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Really on the ball with this clubhouse.
Thanks, Mr. Cleaver.

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Oh, Wally, I wouldn't leave these tools
lying on the wet grass like that.
They'll get all rusted.

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Oh, it's okay, Dad.
They belong to Tooey's father.
Oh.

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Keep up the good work.

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Hey, your dad's all right, Wally.
He doesn't stick around.

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If my dad knew we were
building a clubhouse,

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he'd wanna measure everything
and cut 'em off with his power tools.

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It took him two days once
to make a breadboard.

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Mom.
I thought you were
helping with the clubhouse.

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I ain't a member.
Beaver, you're not a member.

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That's right,
I ain't not a member.

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Mom. Mom,
how do people make money?

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Well, mostly, they earn it.

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Who's got the most money
in the whole town?

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Well, I really don't know.

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What about Mr. Thompson?
He owns that big house by the park.

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Yes, Mr. Thompson
has a great deal of money
Where did he get it?

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Well, I think his father
left it to him when he died.

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Oh.

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How about Mr. Cartwright?
He has that big fence around his grass.

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Yes, Mr. Cartwright is rather wealthy.

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Where did he get his money?
Did somebody “leaved” it to him too?

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No, Mr. Cartwright made his
as an advertising executive.

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Now, honey, why don't you
run along and play.

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What's advertising?

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Well, it's when people pay you to
tell other people what you have to sell.

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Like a billboard,
or ads in the newspaper.

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He gets paid for that?
Uh-huh.

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Run along.

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Okay.

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Where's the Beaver going?
I don't know.

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He came in and asked me
who the richest man in town was,
and then he left.

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Well, maybe he plans
to marry his daughter.

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Hmm?
Oh,just dreaming.

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This will make a good window.

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We'll cut a hole for it later.

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Yeah, wipers and everything.

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Hey, Wally, where's your kid brother?

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How come he's not
hanging around bothering us?

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I don't know.
|haven't seen him since this morning.

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I kind of wish he'd come around.

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Then we could have the fun
Of chasing him off.

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You probably scared him off
with that stuff about the three dollars.

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Excuse me, mister.
Huh, what?

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Oh, hi, sonny.

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Are you in the advertising business?

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We||,you might say I am.

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Do you make a lot of money?

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Never needed much,
so I never made much.
Make enough to get along.

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Could a fella make three dollars
carrying that sign?
Yeah, / guess you could

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Of course ambition was never
one of them bad habits I ever picked up.

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I walk a little,
then I set a little.

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Come the end of the day,
I start adding it up.
[Chuckles]

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More setting than there is walking.

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But a fella could make
three dollars, couldn't he?

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Yes, but he'd have to have
that ambition habit real bad.

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No golf this afternoon?

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Well, I thought for one Saturday
I'd spend the day here with you.

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Oh, the greens haven't dried out yet.

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No, not quite.

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Honey.
Yeah.

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Don't you think you might've given
the Beaver the money to join Wally's club?
Oh, sure, I could have.

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But it would've just been
another one of those things
he'd have forgotten about in half an hour.

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Remember when he had to have
that football helmet?

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I paid six dollars for it. He wore it
every place he went for two days,
including to bed.

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Then he gave it to the milkman
in case he had a head—on collision.

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Well, I don't know, Ward. The Beaver
seemed pretty determined this morning.

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June, at their age, their minds
bounce from one thing to another
like a pinball machine.

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Anyway, if we gave them
everything they wanted,
they'd be bored and we'd be broke.

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|don't think the greens
have dried out yet.

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Say, mister,
do you wanna advertise?

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Advertise?
Uh-huh.

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You can have my front for 50 cents,
and my back for 75.

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I'm sorry, sonny. Our advertising
department's in New York.

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Well, I guess I'll have
an ice-cream bar anyways.

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[Jazz Music]

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[Jazz Music Continues]

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[No Audible Dialogue]

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[Clears Throat]
What?

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Hi, Charlie.
Oh, hello, Beaver.

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— Were you asleep, Charlie?
— Me?

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No, no, I was just running over
the alarm signals in my mind.
What can I do for you?

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Charlie, would you like to take
old Number7 out with the siren going?

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Now, look You know, Beaver, that this
is nothing but an auxiliary firehouse.

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I doubt if half the people in the town
know that we're still here.

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— They would if you advertised.
— Advertise a fire engine?

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00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,830
Sure. Tell them you're available
in case they got a fire.

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I'm selling advertising space
to join my brother Wally's club.

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Well, how much are you charging?

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50 cents for my front.
75 cents for my back.

226
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:05,749
Well, the city council didn't give us
no budget for advertising.

227
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:11,454
But I think I could take it
out of the polish money.

228
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,018
We're coming along
pretty good, aren't we?

229
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:39,421
Yeah. When we get the roof on,
it'll begin to look like something.

230
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,424
We better get back to work, huh?

231
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,489
Yeah, I suppose so.

232
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,196
You know, building a clubhouse isn't
as much fun as I thought it would be.

233
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,932
Yeah, me too.

234
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,668
Hey, Wally, where's that
goofy brother of yours?

235
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,404
You don't suppose he's out
trying to raise that three dollars.

236
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:03,505
You can't tell. He believes
everything we tell him.

237
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,744
Yeah.

238
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,013
I should've made it five dollars.

239
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,789
Hey, Wally,
here comes your father.

240
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,365
Hi, mister.
Hi.

241
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,370
Nice bridge you got here.
Thanks.

242
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:04,671
I come and spit off it all the time.
It's the best spitting bridge in town.

243
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:10,304
Do you own the bridge, mister?
No.
It belongs to the city, kid.

244
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,351
Who owns the city?
People, all the people.

245
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,150
I guess I'm a people, huh?
Sure.

246
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,829
Then I guess I own a little of the bridge.

247
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,957
Just as much as anybody.

248
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,730
Say, mister, can I borrow
some of your paint?

249
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,794
Sure, go ahead, kid.

250
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,485
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251
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:13,107
How was the game?
The course never did dry out.
I three—putted eight greens.

252
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,841
Why aren't the boys
working on their clubhouse?

253
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:19,817
Well, after the wall collapsed
for the third time, they gave it up.

254
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,080
They went over to Tooey's
to watch television.

255
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,088
Gave up on their project, huh?

256
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:29,992
Leaving us with a vacant lot
full of old lumber, and a closet
full of wet jackets and raincoats.

257
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,122
Well, it's just like I said, they can't
keep their minds on anything.

258
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:36,327
Oh, you didn't say that about Wally.
You said that about the Beaver.

259
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,336
He's still out.

260
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,066
I hope he isn't still trying
to raise money for that club.

261
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,665
Oh, don't be silly.
He's forgotten about that long ago.

262
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,576
I just hope he remembers
to come home.

263
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:48,579
Eight greens.

264
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,658
Well, looks like you done all right.

265
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,456
Huh? Oh, hi.

266
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:07,192
Yeah, I've got $1.75.

267
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,962
One lady gave me 50 cents
just for doing nothing.

268
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,773
How'd you do, mister?

269
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:19,333
Well, I didn't do so good.

270
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:22,903
I guess the setting
kind of got the best of me.

271
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,916
You mean you didn't make anything?

272
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,316
Practically nothing.

273
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:30,685
Now I'm just gonna have to
go home again empty—handed.

274
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:34,487
Gee, that's too bad.
What's empty—handed?

275
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:40,155
Broke, son,
cold, stone broke.

276
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,325
I don't mind for myself, but...

277
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,003
I keep thinking about my little girl.

278
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,641
You got a little girl?

279
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:53,576
A darling little girl,
with blue eyes.

280
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:59,084
Her name is Jasmine,
just about your age.

281
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:02,684
Same kind of hair too.

282
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,087
She must be
a funny—looking little girl.

283
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,785
No, to her daddy,
she's a darling little girl.

284
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,987
Looks just like her mother...

285
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,929
before she went away.

286
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:17,458
I'm awful sorry.
Oh, don't be sorry on my account.

287
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:20,505
I met her when I was shipping out
on the old Mariposa...

288
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,508
one of them dancing girls
in Damascus.

289
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,343
Wore little bells around her ankles.

290
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:31,110
When she walked,
she made music.

291
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,852
Stole her right out from under
the nose of one of them sultans.

292
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,354
Gee, was there any shootin'?

293
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:42,053
No, but one of them curved swords
cut the heel off one shoe.

294
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:45,096
She's gone now, and...

295
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:49,999
all I got left is my little Jasmine.

296
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:54,529
I hate to see her cry herself to sleep
on an empty stomach.

297
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,203
You mean she ain't
got nothing to eat?

298
00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,211
Nope.

299
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:04,648
She's gonna look at me
with them big, brown eyes...

300
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,651
break her daddy's heart.

301
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,147
I“thunk“ she had blue eyes.

302
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,285
What? Yes, uh,
blue in the morning.

303
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:19,490
But, uh, when it comes
around evening...

304
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:22,762
they get to look
like a sunset in Damascus.

305
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:26,498
Brown.
Here.

306
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:29,973
Oh, no. No, I couldn't
take your money, son.

307
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:34,274
No.
Here. I don't need it anymore.

308
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:37,008
Well, thank you, son.

309
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:41,951
Now I won't have to hock
her mother's little ankle bell.

310
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,076
I found it in the garage.

311
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:07,476
Well, I guess I was wrong
about old Beave, huh?

312
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:10,709
He must've been disappointed
when he came home and found
there was no more club.

313
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,115
You know, this reminds me
of when I was a kid.

314
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:18,350
I made 80 cents once charging other kids
to look at my grandfather asleep in bed.

315
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:21,655
Why in the world would anyone want
to look at your grandfather sleeping?

316
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:24,218
He had a beard.
Oh.

317
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,899
Oh?

318
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:31,459
Yeah, you see—
Never mind.

319
00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:35,200
What did you do with the money?
Same thing Beaver
probably did with his.

320
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:37,538
Blew it all on candy
and ice cream.

321
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:41,670
What? You gave all the money
you made to that old guy, Pete?

322
00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,339
He told me he needed it
for his daughter,Jasmine.

323
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,885
Daughter?

324
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:49,887
Oh, brother.

325
00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:53,550
Beave, everybody knows that guy.
He's a faker.

326
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,752
He just told you that
to get a handout.

327
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:59,889
How could you believe that?
Dancing girls and sultans.

328
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,400
I “knowed” it wasn't true.

329
00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:06,404
Well, then why did you
give him your money?

330
00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:11,034
Nobody ever told me
a story like that afore.