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[Ward Narrating]
When you're the smallest boy in the group,
sometimes it can be pretty rugged.

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[No Audible Dialogue]
And those older guys can really
make you feel left out of things.

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But sometimes you manage
to turn the tables and get the better
of your tormentor.

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And that's our story tonight
on Leave It To Beaver.

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[Announcer]
Leave It To Beaver.

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Starring Barbara Billingsley,
Hugh Beaumont Tony Dow...

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and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.

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What are the boys doing today?
Wally and the Beaver are going
to the movies with Eddie Haskell.

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I can't help it.
I just don't like that boy.

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You have to admit,
he has good manners.
That's just it.

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I don't mind he being polite,
but he's polite
in such a sneaky way.

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Well, I don't think Eddie's a bad kid.
Good—bye, Mom.
We're going.

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Yeah, Mom, we're going.
Hello, Eddie.

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How do you do, Mr. Cleaver?

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Gee, Mrs. Cleaver, you even
look pretty in an apron.

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Thank you very much, Eddie.

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Dad, could we each
have a dollar?
Yeah, I guess so.

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Be sure and bring the change back.

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What movie you boys going to?
Two good ones, Mrs. Cleaver.

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Massacre at Blood River
and Voodoo Curse.

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Massacre at Blood River
and Voodoo Curse?

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Oh, I don't think so.

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Isn't there something better
you boys can see?

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I noticed in the paper
that Pinocchio is playing
at the Valencia.

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Now you haven't seen that,
and that's a wonderful picture
for children.

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Voodoo Curse is a wonderful
picture for children too.

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Gee, Mom, everybody's
seen it but us.

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We don't want to be
a bunch of creeps.

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It was shot in Haiti, Mrs. Cleaver.
It's real educational.

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Yes, I'm sure of that, Eddie.

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Wally, I'm sorry,
but I want you to promise me...

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that you won't take the Beaver
to see Voodoo Curse.

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Well, all right, I promise.

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— I'll see that he doesn't, Mrs. Cleaver.
— Yes, well, thank you, Eddie.

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Hey, you guys,
don't forget my change.

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[Wally]
Yeah, okay.

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You know something?
What?

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You're a real mean mother.

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Oh, stop it.
No, seriously.

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I don't see anything so wrong
with the boys seeing
Voodoo Curse.

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Ward, you know how impressionable
the Beaver is.

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Why, he went to see that jungle picture
and he got us up at 3:00
in the morning...

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and said there was a lion
in his closet.

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Yeah, but you got up to check,
and there wasn't any lion.

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June, I saw hundreds of horror pictures
when I was a kid.

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I read Dracula four times.
I even had my own subscription
to Weird Tales Magazine.

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Well, I don't think children
as young as the Beaver...

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should be exposed to pictures
that frighten them.

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Now it may be all right,
but on the other hand,
it might leave permanent scars.

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Well, come on.
Let's go get our tickets.

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Wait a minute, Eddie.
We just walked over with you.

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Me and the Beaver
are going to the Valencia.

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You were there. I promised my mom
I wouldn't take Beaver
to Voodoo Curse.

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Look, you promised
you wouldn't take the Beaver.

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Did he promise he wouldn't take you?

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No.
All right.

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Then give him the money
and let him take you.

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But the whole thing is,
Mom doesn't want Beaver
to see the picture.

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How are you supposed to know that?

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You're not supposed to be that smart.

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They're grown up.
You're only a kid.

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Gee, I don't know about this, Eddie.

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Look, you got 'em on a technicality.

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I do this to my mother all the time.

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That's howl got my BB gun.

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Now give Beaver the money
and let him take you.

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Well, I guess it's okay that way.

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Sure. Give him the money.

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Hey, you think there's a poster
in front of the Valencia...

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advertising Pinocchio?
Sure. Why?

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Well, after we get out of here,
me and the Beaver are going over there
and look at the poster.

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What do you want to do that for?

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It'll help a little if they ask us
if we saw Pinocchio.

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Boy, I hope I'm as smart
as you guys are when I grow up.

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[Man In Movie]
And now, powers of darkness...

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and black voodoo magic...

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come to me—

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and as this pin pierces
the image of my enemy...

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let it pierce his body..

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and bring to him the torture...

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of slow death.

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[Sinister Laugh]

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Wally!
Cut it out, Eddie.

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And now, my enemy,

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you will feel pain.

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You will sicken and die.
[Sinister Laugh]

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Boys'll be home soon.
I better start dinner.

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What's in the paper?

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Same thing that's
in the paper every Saturday—
half the football scores.

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They take you right up
to the third quarter...

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then leave you hanging
until Sunday morning.

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Well, why don't you write them
about starting the games earlier?

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June, you can't—

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Yeah, it's a good idea.

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— Of course. It's a wonderful idea.
— [Phone Rings]

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Any Saturday afternoon
you wouldn't be upset.

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Hello?

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Yes, this is Mrs. Cleaver.

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Oh, hello, Eddie.
No, the boys aren't home yet.

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Oh. Well, one of the kids
at school is an usher...

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and he found Beaver's cap
in the movies,
and then he called me.

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I knew you'd be anxious
about a nice cap like that.

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Yes, well, thank you very much.
Where's the cap now?

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It's in the manager's office
at the Globe Theatre.

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Well, thank you, Eddie.
Good—bye.

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Eddie Haskell?

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Uh-huh.

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Beaver left his cap
over at the Globe Theatre.

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That's funny.

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I thought Pinocchio
was at the Valencia.

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Yeah. I thought Voodoo Curse
was at the Globe.

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Well, Eddie probably
just got mixed up.

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Yeah. The boys wouldn't
deliberately disobey us.

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Well, I think we can trust them
that much, can't we?

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Oh, sure we can.
[Chuckles]

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What are you doing?
I'm looking up the Valencia.

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[June]
Voodoo Curse. Globe Theatre.

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Uh, boys.

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You haven't told us
how you enjoyed the movie
this afternoon.

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Oh, great, Dad.
Yeah, oh, great, Dad.

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Let's see now, uh—
The name of that picture. Uh—

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Oh, oh— Pinocchio, wasn't it?

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Uh,yeah, Dad.
We saw the Pinocchio picture.

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What was it about?

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Uh, it was about—
[Chuckles]
Pinocchio.

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Yeah, that was his name.

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Well, uh, what happened?

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Uh, well, he has adventures.

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What kind of adventures?

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You know, all kind.

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Uh, suppose you tell us
about the picture, Beaver.

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Well, there was a big man
sitting in front of me.

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|didn't see very much.

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Well, now, uh,you must have
seen some of the picture, fellows.

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Tell me. How did you like the part
where Pinocchio was swallowed
by the whale?

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|think| was out getting popcorn then.

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You know, it's funny.
I saw that picture years ago,
and yet I remember it so vividly.

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It's about a little boy
whose nose grew and grew
every time he told a lie.

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Uh, boys, Eddie Haskell
phoned this evening,
just before supper.

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He said you left your cap
at the movies, Beaver

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Oh,yeah. I guess I did.
[Nervous Laugh]

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You know, the thing that puzzled
your mother and me was...

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how, if you boys were at the Valencia
seeing Pinocchio,

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you could have lost your cap
at the Globe, Beaver.

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Well, I—
How could I have done that, Wally?

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Well, gee, Dad,
maybe they ran out of popcorn
at the Valencia,

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and Beaver and I
went over to the Globe to—

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— No?
— No.

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Wally, I'm very disappointed in you.

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Now didn't you promise me
that you wouldn't take the Beaver
to see Voodoo Curse?

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I didn't break
my promise, Mom.
I didn't take the Beaver.

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He took me.

153
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Yeah. Wally give me the money
and I “tooken” him.

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Wally, you're old enough
to know the difference
between right and wrong

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Did you or did you not
break your promise to your mother?

156
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Yeah, I guess I did.

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Well, I think you boys
had better go on up
to your room now...

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and stay there the rest of this evening
and all day tomorrow.

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Yeah, I guess we'd better, Dad.

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Mom, I'm awful sorry.

161
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,740
Eddie Haskell made us do it, Mom.

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No, he didn't, Beaver.
We did it ourselves.

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Well, I'm glad
you realize that.

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I'm sorry, Mom.

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I'm sorry too, Mom.

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Well, I think
there's some hope for them.

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I think so too.

168
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,603
You know, I never did
like that Eddie much.

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Now I hate him worse than ever.

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00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,941
Yeah, he is kind of a miserable guy.

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You know, I wouldn't like him at all,
if he wasn't my best friend.

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Yeah. He's always pickin' on me.

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But I fixed him real good this morning.

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What do you mean,
you fixed him real good?

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If I show you,you promise
you won't tell nobody?

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Sure, I promise.

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00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,060
This isn't the kind of promise
you make Mom, is it?

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00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,569
No. Now what did you do
to him?

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00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,341
Hey, what's all this?

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Don't you get it, Wally?

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It's a voodoo curse,
just like in the picture.

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00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:29,477
I stuck the pin
in case the nail don't get him.

183
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,358
What are you laughing at, Wally?

184
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I said the words
just like the witch doctor
before I gave him the works.

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00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:40,722
Are you kidding, Beaver?
How could you fall for such stuff?

186
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There's no such thing
as a voodoo curse.

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Maybe not, but I sure had
a lot of fun doing it though.

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Oh, boys.
Morning, Mrs. Rayburn.

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Good morning, Mrs. Rayburn.
Good morning, Theodore.

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00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,383
Wally, I want you to take a message
to your teacher.

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Tell her that Eddie Haskell's
mother called,

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and he'll be absent
for a day or two.

193
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,995
Is there something wrong
with Eddie?

194
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,224
Yeah, is there something
wrong with Eddie?

195
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,266
Well, apparently, he's ill.

196
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Whatever it is came on him
quite suddenly over the weekend.

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00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,905
thank you, Wally.

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00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,643
Hey, aren't you in bed yet?

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00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:39,283
Wally, what if Eddie dies?
Will they give me the electric chair?

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00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,087
Sure. They got a little seat
they put on for kids...

201
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just like they got in the barbershop.

202
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,266
Wally, stop teasing me.

203
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,268
I'm really worried about putting
the voodoo curse on Eddie.

204
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,600
You didn't put
any voodoo curse on him.

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00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,232
I told you before there's no such thing.

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It's funny it didn't happen
until after I stuck the pin in him.

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00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:03,414
For the last time,
there's no such thing
as a voodoo curse.

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00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:08,312
And anyway, you'd have to be
a genuine witch doctor
to make it work.

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00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,322
Yeah, I guess you're right, Wally.

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00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,448
I sure hope you're right, Wally.

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Eddie, please get well.

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[Moaning]

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00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,883
Eddie, you don't have a temperature.

214
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,223
The doctor says you can
go back to school
tomorrow, Son.

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Not the way I feel.
Let him go to school.

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[Moans]

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00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,862
Well, I must get to the office.

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00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,873
Mm.

219
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,535
Feel better, Son.

220
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,703
Mom, I ache all over.

221
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,713
Look at my tongue.

222
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,681
Aah.

223
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,718
Doesn't look too good.

224
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,878
Dear, do you feel well enough
to see Beaver Cleaver,

225
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:17,047
or shall I tell him
to go away?

226
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:20,115
Yeah, I guess
I could see one of the guys.

227
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,529
You can come in now.

228
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:28,033
[Eddie Moaning]

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00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,228
[Moaning]

230
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,567
Hi, kid.

231
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,902
Hi, Eddie.
How do you feel?

232
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,908
Awful.

233
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,910
Uh, don't stay too long.

234
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,349
Did she go downstairs?

235
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,114
Yeah, she went downstairs.

236
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,597
What's the idea of the flowers?

237
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,690
Why didn't you bring me
something I could eat?

238
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,566
Gee, Eddie, all of a sudden
you don't look sick anymore.

239
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,538
Are you kiddin'?
I'm not sick.

240
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,441
just didn't feel like going to school.
I'm putting on the act.

241
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:15,470
No kiddin', Eddie?
You're not sick at all?
No place?

242
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,539
Of course not.

243
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,551
I do this all the time.

244
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,787
My mother always falls for it.

245
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,722
Don't you even have a pain
in your stomach?

246
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,226
Right here?
Nah.

247
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,228
How about up here?

248
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:34,665
I don't have a pain anywhere,
except a pain in the neck
since you came in.

249
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:44,500
Hey, how come all of a sudden
you're worried about me?

250
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,569
Well, when I heard you were sick,
I thought it was working.

251
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:51,310
What was working?
The voodoo curse I put on you.

252
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,947
You put a voodoo curse on me?

253
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,321
Yeah. I took a doll, I put a nail in it...

254
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,792
and then I put a pin in it,
just like in the picture.

255
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:05,353
You little dope.
What did you do that for?

256
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,025
'Cause I don't like you.

257
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,934
Nobody likes you, Eddie—
not even Wally,
and he's your best friend.

258
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,665
No foolin'?

259
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,606
Yeah, and you got us in trouble
about the movies.

260
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,610
[Laughs]
Voodoo curse.

261
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:22,307
You must be crazy to think
a thing like that would work.

262
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,823
Hey, where did you stick the pins?

263
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,123
I stuck the pin right here
and the nail right there.

264
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,621
What a crazy thing to do.

265
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,724
I'm glad it's not workin'.

266
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,567
|don't like you very much,
but I'd feel kind of bad if you died.

267
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,907
Why don't you get out of here?

268
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,909
Okay.

269
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,413
So long, Eddie.

270
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,370
Ma, come quick!
I'm sick! I'm sick!

271
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,044
[Groans]

272
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,516
[Doorbell Rings]

273
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,789
Oh, hello, George.
Come on in.

274
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,721
Evening, Ward.
[June]
Who is it, dear?

275
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,732
Oh, it's, uh, George Haskell.

276
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,163
Well, uh, won't you
sit down, George?

277
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,171
No, thank you.

278
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,107
I'm going to be very brief
and to the point.

279
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,905
It's about my Eddie
and your boy, uh—

280
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,105
Uh, I believe the kids
call him “Gopher.“

281
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,315
Beaver.
Uh, Beaver, yes.

282
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,317
What's he done?

283
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,886
Uh, Ward, uh—

284
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,891
You know me fairly well.

285
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:17,328
You've known me as a levelheaded,
conservative fella, right?

286
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:19,330
Right.
Right.

287
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,127
Ward, your Beaver
has put a voodoo curse
on my Eddie.

288
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,508
Well, have you called in
a good witch doctor yet?

289
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,044
Ward, I'm just giving you the facts.

290
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,550
One, Eddie's in great pain
in his stomach and his chest.

291
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:43,111
Two, the doctor says that there's
nothing wrong with him
that he can see.

292
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:48,855
Three, your Beaver has made
a black magic doll
and stuck pins in it.

293
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,954
Well, it must be
some kind of a joke, George.

294
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,158
It's no joke to me
or to Eddie's mother.

295
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:58,397
It's, uh—
Well, we'd better do something
about that, huh?

296
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,405
Excuse me, George.

297
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,167
I thought maybe you and George
would like a cup of coffee.

298
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:07,838
Where you going?
I'm gonna see if Beaver
put a voodoo curse on Eddie.

299
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,847
Oh.

300
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,954
Well—

301
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,956
George, would you like
a cup of coffee?

302
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,958
Well—

303
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,828
I believe not.

304
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,199
Oh, hi, Dad.
Hi, Dad.

305
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,031
Hi Beaver, uh—

306
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,539
Mr. Haskell is downstairs,
and he's pretty upset.

307
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,201
Did you get a doll of Eddie
and stick pins in it?

308
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,642
Uh—huh. I got it right here, Dad.

309
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,382
Good gosh, Beaver.

310
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,219
Beaver, did you ever do
anything like this before?

311
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,882
No, this is my first time.
I guess that's why it didn't work.

312
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,821
[Wally]
I told him it was silly, Dad

313
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:59,490
Is there something wrong with Eddie?
He was all right this afternoon.

314
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,898
Yes, it seems he has pains
in his chest and stomach.

315
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,563
How could he be sick, Dad?

316
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,199
I took the pin and the nail out
and “un—cursed” him.

317
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:14,071
Uh, well, we'll talk about that later.

318
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,410
Right now I think I'd better
get back downstairs...

319
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,417
and see what I can do
about calming Mr. Haskell down.

320
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,580
George, I just can't believe this.

321
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,590
The Beaver's such
a sweet little fellow.

322
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,923
Why, he likes everybody—
even Eddie.

323
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,827
I mean, he likes everybody.

324
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,832
Well?

325
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,597
I was just telling George here
that the Beaver wouldn't think
Of doing anything like this.

326
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:42,573
Yes, well, it seems he did
stick some pins in a doll.

327
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,871
[Chuckles]
Then it's true.

328
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,777
What are you gonna do
about this, Ward?
Wait a minute, George.

329
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,281
Let's be sensible about this.
We're both adults.

330
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,613
We know there's no such thing
as black magic.

331
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,619
I don't know about these things,

332
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,588
but the fact remains that Eddie
has pains in his stomach
and in his chest.

333
00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:00,454
But then they must be
psychological pains, George.

334
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:03,723
Look. You see, Eddie believed
it would work, so it worked.

335
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,424
That's the whole secret
of the witch doctors' power.

336
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,558
You seem to know
a great deal about this subject.

337
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,569
Yeah, I've read a little
about it.
I'm sure you have.

338
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,970
Your son must have
picked it up somewhere,
and it's not in the school curriculum.

339
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,237
George, the whole thing
came from a picture
the boys saw.

340
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:21,404
Look, George, let's keep
our feet on the ground.

341
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,745
These pains of Eddie's
are in his mind.
No, they're not.

342
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:28,412
They're in his stomach and in his chest,
and I expect you to do
something about it.

343
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,421
Well—
And don't ask me what.

344
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,423
Good night.

345
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,765
Good night,June.

346
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,994
Yes, George, and say hello
to Agnes for me.

347
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,002
Yeah.

348
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,384
Well, you may have
something there, Agnes.

349
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,057
Well, I'm so glad to hear
that Eddie's back on his feet.

350
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,059
Thanks for calling.

351
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,891
Good—bye. Hi.

352
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,022
Hello, dear.
That was Agnes Haskell.

353
00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:16,226
Eddie's feeling fine again.
Oh, yeah, I thought he would be.

354
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,236
How long before dinner?

355
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,238
About 10 minutes.

356
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:25,902
How were you so sure
that Eddie was going to be all right?

357
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,969
Well, I told you
I'd take care of it,
and I did.

358
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,538
I had a little talk
with Beaver last night.

359
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:34,813
Well, what did the Beaver
say to Eddie that cured him?

360
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,422
Well,June, I told you
I'd read a little on the subject,

361
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:42,426
so I sent the Beaver over
with a genuine voodoo curse remover.

362
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,424
Oh, Ward.

363
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:50,434
A voodoo curse remover?
Well, sure.

364
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:53,596
You can find the ingredients
for that in any good
black magic cookbook.

365
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:56,266
What's in it?

366
00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:59,937
Well, you take three worms
from the backyard,

367
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,003
four hairs from a dog's tail,

368
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,606
six toadstools picked
in the light of the moon,

369
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,776
two hairs from a small boy's head—

370
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:10,720
Uh, that hurt the Beaver a little bit,
but I figured he had it coming to him.

371
00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:13,223
Then you put all of the ingredients
in a Bull Durham sack,

372
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:15,726
and you pass it six times
over the victim's body.

373
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:19,059
And I told the Beaver that he could
recite any magic words
that came to mind.

374
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,065
Oh, Ward.

375
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:25,502
It's wonderful having a practicing
witch doctor in the family
when you need him.

376
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:40,076
Hey,June, you know
that drive in the country
I was talking about last Saturday?

377
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,916
What do you say
we try it again today?

378
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:46,583
Eddie Haskell's upstairs.
Boys are going
to the movies again.

379
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,593
Eddie Haskell.

380
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,426
You think I oughta drop
a few gentle hints to the boys...

381
00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:55,433
that maybe Eddie Haskell
is not the ideal American youth?

382
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:57,594
Oh, honey, that's
the worst thing you can do.

383
00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,968
Let them find out for themselves.
They will, soon enough.

384
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,735
Hey, fellas, let's go to the Globe
again this week.

385
00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:04,742
They got a couple great pictures—

386
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:08,041
Monsters fl'om Outer Space,
and The Thing That Creeps.

387
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,047
Look, Eddie, we told you before.

388
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,107
Mom doesn't want me taking Beaver
to those kind of pictures.

389
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,119
What's the matter with you guys?

390
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,156
You wouldn't ever catch me
listening to my parents.
I never do.

391
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:21,818
Yeah, Eddie.
Well, maybe that's why
you're such a miserable creep.

392
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:25,227
Yeah. Maybe that's why
you're such a miserable creep.

393
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:29,256
I don't care where you're going,
but me and the Beaver
are going to the Valencia.

394
00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:31,269
Come on, Beave.

395
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:38,573
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

396
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,238
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
Where you boys going?

397
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,907
The Valencia.
[Beaver]
Tosee Pinocchio.

398
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,420
Good—bye, Mrs. Cleaver.
Good—bye, Mr. Cleaver.
Good—bye, Eddie.

399
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,922
Eddie, aren't you going
to the movies with the boys?

400
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:55,256
Well, I wasn't,
but I guess I will
go to the Valencia.

401
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,023
I think that's what
my parents would like.

402
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:08,270
Well, looks like there might be
some hope for Eddie too, huh?