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Tickets.

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Wally, the conductor's
comin' this way.

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Is he collectin' tickets?

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He sure is.

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What do you think he'll do to us,
throw us off the train?

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Nah. They only do that in movies.

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[Conductor]
Tickets.

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[Announcer]
Leave It To Beaver.

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Starring Barbara Billingsley,
Hugh Beaumont, Tony Dow...

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and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.

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What are you looking for?
Comics.

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I promised Wally and the Beaver
I'd save them for them.

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Well, don't muss 'em up.
I haven't seen them yet.

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I'll read them to you later.

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You know, those boys have
only been gone for three days.
It seems like weeks.

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The first couple of days,
the silence around here
was overwhelming.

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It was nice of Aunt Martha
to invite them up to Riverside.

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Hope they're not
giving her any trouble.
I don't think they are.

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Before they left,
I made them promise that,
all the time they were there,

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they absolutely would not behave
like they do around here.

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Well, uh,you know what I mean.

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Hope Aunt Martha's
enjoying their visit.

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Nothing harder to understand
than someone else's children.

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Yeah, especially when you've
never had any of your own.
[Chuckles]

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[Rings]

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Hello?
Oh, hello, Aunt Martha.

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Oh, I've had the most charming
visit with the boys.

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Well, there was a little discussion
last night about washing our feet.

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But otherwise, everything
has gone just wonderfully.

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Oh, that's fine, Aunt Martha.

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What train are the boys taking?
Ward and I wanna meet them.
[Mouthing Words]

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I'm putting them on the 1 0:05.
Oh, I'd better go.

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And thanks so much
for letting me have them, dear.

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Well, you're welcome, Aunt Martha.
Ward wants to speak to you.

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Hello. Aunt Martha?
Listen, would you tell the boys
a couple of things for me?

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Certainly, Ward.

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Of course I will.

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Yes, Ward, I'll tell them.

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And by the way, Ward.

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I bought Theodore
some warm undershirts.
He was wheezing at night.

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Well, thank you, Aunt Martha.
Yes, we'll be there
to meet them.

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Good—bye.

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She bought them
some undershirts.

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Oh?

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Well, I've just talked
to your mother and father.

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Your father tells me
this is your first trip,

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and he expects you
to behave on the train.

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Yes, Aunt Martha.

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Aunt Martha, do we have
to wear these tags
all the way home?

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Why, of course, Theodore.
Suppose you and Wallace got lost?

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That's your identification.

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Why, my two brothers
always wore tags like that
when they went visiting.

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Gee, Aunt Martha,
weren't they embarrassed?

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Embarrassed?

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Dear me, no.
They were Bronsons.

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—Oh,yeah.
— Hmm.

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Now, I'll buy your tickets and see
that you get on the right train.

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Gee, Aunt Martha,
couldn't we get our own tickets
and get on the train by ourselves?

59
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Yeah. Dad let us buy our own tickets
comin' up here.

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Oh, I see.

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You boys are so grown up,
you don't want a fussy old aunt
putting you on the train.

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Oh, we don't mind you being fussy.

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Uh, I mean, we can
do things by ourselves.

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Couldn't we buy our own tickets?
Huh, Aunt Martha?

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Well, your train does leave
in a few minutes just over there
on Track number 5.

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I suppose we could
say good—bye here.

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thank you, Aunt Martha.
Good—bye.
Wallace.

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Theodore.
Good—bye, Aunt Martha.

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Good—bye.

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And remember,
don't talk to any strangers.

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[Man On RA.]
Mrs. R.G. Castle, please
go to the stationmaster’s office.

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Your little boy has been located
Wally, couldn't we
take these tags off?

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Oh, maybe Aunt Martha
wouldn't like it.

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We can always put 'em back on
in case we get lost.

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June, I just called the station.
The boys' train will be leaving
Riverside about 45 minutes late.

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Oh. You suppose
they'll be all right?

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Sure, they'll be all right.
What are you doing?

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Making raisin—nut cookies.

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Well, uh,
why all the equipment?

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Well, I like them with raisins and nuts,
and you like them without nuts.

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Wally likes them without raisins,
and the Beaver likes 'em without anything.

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Sol figured it was easier
to make four batches...

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than to have everybody
dig the stuff out later.

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Hmm. All this time,
I thought we were
one big, happy family.

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If there's gonna be a delay,
I'm glad Aunt Martha's with the boys.

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I hope they don't get bored
waiting in the station.
Oh, June.

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How could two normal boys
get bored in a railroad station?

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All kinds of fascinating
things to do.

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When I was a kid,
I used to go down just
to watch people run for trains.

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[Chuckles]
Sometimes, if you were lucky,

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one of their suitcases
would fly open.

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That doesn't sound so interesting.

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Or you could always
watch a fat lady hit a kid.

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Why would they do that?
I don't know.

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But I've never been
in a railroad station yet...

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where there wasn't
a fat lady hitting a kid.

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Oh, Ward.
You're making all this up.

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[Chuckles]

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Erwin, I've told you four times—
Don't disappear when the train's
about to leave.

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Look at you.
Where's your cap?
I left it in there.

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It's too late now.
We're just going to have
to leave without it.

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Every time we go someplace,
I tell you the same thing
over and over again.

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[Scolding Continues, Indistinct]

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Wally, why was that lady yelling
at that little boy like that?

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I don't know. Grown—ups
always gotta get excited
when they're goin' somewhere.

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[Yawns]

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— What should we do now, get our tickets?
— Nah. We got a lot of time yet.

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[Foot Rests]
[Foot Rests]

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Wanna get another soda?
I don't think so.
The last one gave me the burps.

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It's a nice big room for it though.

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Well, I thinkl'll get us
a couple more candy bars
out of the machine.

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You watch the bags.
Okay.

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Remember what Aunt Martha said,
don't talk to any strangers.

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[Man On RA.]
Your attention, please.

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Redcap number 37.
Redcap number 37.

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Please report to the Po we/son Room.

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Mister, are you a stranger?

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Not me, sonny.
I've lived here all my life.

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Oh. What time is it?

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Quarter of] 1:00.

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— thank you, mister.
— Say, why did you ask
If I was a stranger?

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I just wanted to make sure,
'cause I'm not supposed to
talk to any strangers.

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[Mouthing Word]

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Wally, I thunk you was
gonna get two candy bars.
I was, but I lost one of the dimes.

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— Was it your dime or mine?
— Yours.

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— Oh.
— That's all right.

127
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I'll let you have
some of mine.

128
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After we finish your candy bar,
let's go watch the man at the gate
punch tickets.

129
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Beaver, you sure get a lot of fun
outta doin' nothin'.

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Come on.

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It's a quarter of] 1:00.
Yeah.

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That was a very wise decision,
Aunt Martha.

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Yeah. All right. Bye.

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Well, got the first batch
of cookies in the oven.
Yeah.

135
00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,470
Anything wrong?
Oh, no. No, uh—

136
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,945
Well, Aunt Martha left the boys
at the station by themselves.

137
00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:10,414
She was a little worried about it.

138
00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:13,577
Well, come to think about it,
so am I.

139
00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:16,417
Now, why would she leave
those boys at the station
by themselves?

140
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:20,619
I don't know why she'd leave 'em there,
but there's nothing to worry about.
Nothing to worry about?

141
00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:24,390
When I was Wally's age, I went
all the way to Chicago by myself.
They're two young boys.

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And I didn't even own an undershirt.

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Just because you were a—
a hoodlum when you were young...

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is no reason to have my babies
traveling around the countryside
like a couple of gypsies.

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Uh— Why don't we go and put
the raisins in your cookies, huh?

146
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Don't be so messy, Beaver.
Lick the mustard off your fingers.

147
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Yes, boys?
We want two tickets to Mayfield.

148
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I'm a full fare,
and he's a half one.
Mm—hmm.

149
00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,829
Uh, that'll be 4.86.

150
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,705
There you are.

151
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,476
Uh—

152
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,386
Uh, well, we'd better
come back later, mister.

153
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:35,694
What's the matter, Wally?
We spent too much
on sandwiches and stuff.

154
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,702
We don't got enough money.

155
00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:40,136
What are we gonna do?

156
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,140
Wait a minute.

157
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,637
Hey, mister.
How far can me and my brother
get towards Mayfield for $1.20?

158
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:51,582
Mm, Bellport.
That's the first stop.

159
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,711
Okay, mister, we'll take 'em.

160
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,086
A few minutes ago,
you boys were asking about Mayfield.

161
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Are you kids sure you know
what you're doing?

162
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,687
Oh, sure, mister.
Okay.

163
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,299
There you are.
thank you.

164
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,568
Wally.

165
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,306
Instead of buying the tickets
to Bellport,

166
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:26,375
shouldn't we call Mom or Dad
or Aunt Martha?

167
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:29,319
Well, suppose we would've called
and nobody would've been home...

168
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,380
and we lost our money
in the phone.

169
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:34,119
We wouldn't even have had
enough money to get to Bellport.

170
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,598
You know, Wally, maybe
when we get on the train,

171
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some nice old rich man
will give us a bagful of money.

172
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,130
Beaver, you're silly.

173
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,706
Anyways, stuff like that
only happens a long time ago.

174
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,344
Hey, you put raisins and nuts
in all of these.

175
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,047
I know. At the last minute,
I asserted my independence,

176
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,180
and I put everything in everybody's.

177
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,885
Oh, they're not bad.
What's all this?

178
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,053
While the boys have been away,
I've been cleaning up their room.

179
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,722
I wanna throw this junk away
before the boys get back.

180
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:14,130
Hey. That looks like
a pretty good sports jacket.

181
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,465
Not anymore— one sleeve.

182
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,199
Now, how could that
have happened?
I don't know.

183
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,709
Wally came home
from dancing school like that once.

184
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:27,837
Well, they must be getting
some pretty aggressive
little girls over there.

185
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,678
Did he say how it happened?
Not a word.

186
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,743
As a matter of fact,
he seemed surprised
when I pointed it out to him.

187
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,948
Well, it seems kind of a shame
to throw it away.

188
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:39,048
[Sighs]
Honey?

189
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,150
Isn't it time
to leave for the station yet?

190
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,628
Relax, June. I told you
the boys' train was 45 minutes late.

191
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,722
They're just about going
through Bellport now.

192
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:49,393
[Horn Blowing]

193
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,709
Tickets.

194
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,641
Wally, the conductor's
comin' this way.

195
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,589
Is he collectin' tickets?

196
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,859
He sure is.

197
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:17,794
What do you think he'll do to us,
throw us off the train?

198
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:21,698
Nah. They only do that in movies.

199
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:26,068
Tickets. Tickets.

200
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:44,050
Boys, these are for Bellport.
You rode past your stop.

201
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:48,287
Well, we couldn't get off, mister.
There was this fat man in the aisle.

202
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,888
Well, I wish you'd have said something.
I'd have seen that you got off.

203
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:54,364
Now we'll have to find a way
to get you back there.

204
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:58,598
Don't bother, mister.
We don't know anybody
in Bellport anyways.

205
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,470
Uh, well, you see, mister,
we're goin' to Mayfield.

206
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,908
Then why did you buy tickets
for Bellport?

207
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,075
Because we only had
that far money.

208
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:13,551
Well, boys, I'm sorry, but you can't
ride to Mayfield without tickets.

209
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:18,750
We gotta get there, mister.
We're comin' back from
visitin' our Aunt Martha.

210
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,589
Well, didn't she give you money
for the tickets?

211
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,988
Well, not 'xactly.

212
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,731
She doesn't have enough to eat.

213
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:33,101
— She lives in the poorhouse.
— [Passengers Chuckling]

214
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,663
We was visiting her.

215
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,508
You have relatives in Mayfield?

216
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,241
Oh, no, sir.
Just our mother and father.

217
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,916
Couldn't they have sent you
the money for the tickets?

218
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:53,952
Well, they could've,
but our father's in the hospital.

219
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,857
Oh, that's a shame.
Just what's wrong with him?

220
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,770
I think he fell out of an airplane.

221
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,933
Didn't he, Wally?

222
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:13,968
— Uh, well—
— Well, did he, son?

223
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:18,608
Well, I guess so, but he's been
kind of unconscious.

224
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,118
He couldn't tell us much about it.

225
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:26,124
Now, boys, you don't really expect me
to believe all this, do you?

226
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:34,332
Mm, no, sir. He just said that
'cause he thought you were
gonna throw him off the train.

227
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,392
Yeah. We spent all our money
On junk— at the station.

228
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:41,566
I think we can figure a way
out of this.

229
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,575
I'll take care of it myself.

230
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,305
I'm, uh, going to give you
my address.

231
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,645
And you give it
to your parents...

232
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:54,482
and uh, have them send me
the money.

233
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:58,149
Gee, thanks, mister.
We'll sure send it.

234
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:02,517
—I know you will, boys.
—thank you, sir.

235
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,423
Fellas, when you got on the train,

236
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:12,494
you didn't really think you were going
to ride all the way to Mayfield
for nothing, did you?

237
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,040
Oh, no, sir.

238
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:20,841
No, sir. We thunk some nice
old rich man would give us
a bagful of money.

239
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,780
He's always thinkin'
things like that, mister.
He's just a kid.

240
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,443
Yeah, I'm just a kid.

241
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,814
Tickets.
[No Audible Dialogue]

242
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,325
You know somethin', Wally?
What, Beave?

243
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,059
I wish Aunt Martha
did live in a poorhouse.

244
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,294
I never seen one.

245
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,394
Here. Look at the pictures.

246
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,143
Boys, how's it feel
to be home?
Oh, great, Dad.

247
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:01,046
This house seems to have gotten
smaller since we went away.

248
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,281
[Chuckling]
Well, maybe
you've gotten bigger.

249
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,382
Boys, I want you
to unpack your bags right away.

250
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,051
I wanna put your dirty clothes
in the laundry.

251
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,220
We don't have no dirty clothes.

252
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:14,460
But, boys, I packed
all those clean clothes.

253
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,126
Didn't you even
change your socks?

254
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,660
Uh—uh.
We washed our feet instead.

255
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,338
Yeah, Aunt Martha made us.

256
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,570
Yes, we heard
something about that.

257
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,170
Well, come on, Beave.

258
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,575
Hey, fellas, wait a minute.

259
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,246
You haven't even told us.
How was the train trip?

260
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,983
Yes. We're anxious
to hear all about it.

261
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,116
This is the first time you've 
had a trip by yourselves.

262
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:45,790
Uh, you know how train trips are.

263
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,732
You get on at one station,
and you get off at another.

264
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,998
And in between, you look out
at cows and stuff.

265
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,596
Come on, Beave.

266
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,642
Ward, they have spent
four days with Aunt Martha.
[Door Closes]

267
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,239
They've had a long train trip
by themselves for the first time.

268
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,911
Why don't they tell us about it?

269
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:11,252
Well, kids don't feel that their parents
are really interested in what they do.

270
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,885
They think, when we ask them questions,
we're just trying to find something
to criticize them for.

271
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,763
Hey, Beave.
Where's that starfish
we got on the beach?

272
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,808
We gotta put it in some kind of junk
to keep it from getting rotten.

273
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,973
I put it between the shirts
so the arms wouldn't get busted.

274
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,980
Good idea.

275
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:49,054
— Is that the paper
the conductor gave you?
— Yeah.

276
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,534
When are we gonna
give that to Dad?

277
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,730
Well, you know, Beave,
I've been thinkin'.

278
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,773
Maybe we could
save our allowance
for a couple of weeks...

279
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,775
and give the conductor
the money ourselves.

280
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,210
Yeah.
We could use the money
I was savin' for a new fishing reel.

281
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,613
We could use the 50 cents
Mrs. Donaldson gave me
for catching her parakeet.

282
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,323
[Doorbell Rings]

283
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,066
Hi, Ward.
Hello, George.

284
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,805
[June]
Who is it, dear?
It's George Haskell, dear.

285
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,972
Go on in, George.

286
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,508
Agnes asked me to bring this over.
This is June's knitting.

287
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:50,180
The girls are, uh, making an afghan
for the bazaar.

288
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:53,487
It's sort of a community project,
and this is June's week to knit.

289
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:56,323
Oh, uh— Well, it's nice of you
to drop it by.

290
00:19:56,395 --> 00:20:00,024
Yeah. Uh, Ward,
is it all right if I put it down?

291
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,397
They've been workin' on it
for three weeks, and it's kinda heavy.

292
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,527
Oh, sure, sure.
I'm sorry.

293
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:11,064
I sure got a kick
outta your kids today.

294
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,168
Oh, Wally and the Beaver?
Huh?

295
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:16,806
Oh, yes, yes. On the train
on the way in from the city.

296
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:21,251
Oh, they were a scream.
I suppose they told you
all about it.

297
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,153
All about what?
About how they didn't have
tickets for the train.

298
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,192
They— The—

299
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,193
Oh, uh, sit down, George.

300
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,559
Sure.

301
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:35,999
Uh, no tickets, huh?
No. No tickets.

302
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,730
Boy, I certainly had to admire
their ingenuity.

303
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,602
The story they gave
that conductor was great—

304
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:45,371
all about how they'd been visiting
an aunt who lives in a poorhouse,

305
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,777
and then they had to come back
and see you in the hospital

306
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,975
[Laughing]
June oughta know about this.

307
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:54,110
— June.
— George, uh—

308
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,120
Uh—
[Clears Throat]

309
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,679
It was my idea in the first place
that the boys take this trip,

310
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,921
and I'd just as soon June didn't
hear about it right now.

311
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,791
Oh.

312
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,888
[Hushed]
I-I get ya.

313
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:09,594
At my house, I always say what 
Agnes doesn't know won't hurt me.

314
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,831
Oh, no. It's nothing like that.
It's, uh—

315
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,896
Well, it's something like that.

316
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:20,376
Well, hello, George.
Did you call me?

317
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,906
Yeah. I, uh,
brought the afghan over.

318
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,748
Oh.
Yeah.

319
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,913
[Clears Throat]

320
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,452
Well, I, uh—I think
I left the water running.

321
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,553
Uh-huh.

322
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:47,836
Ward, those kids of yours
were really something.
[Laughing]

323
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,432
They—They had half that train
in stitches.

324
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:53,910
And that little Gopher of yours—
[Laughing]
Uh—

325
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,277
Do you know how you wound up
in the hospital?

326
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,509
[Laughing]

327
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,553
You fell out of an airplane.
[Laughing]

328
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,214
[Chuckles]

329
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,918
[Both Laughing]

330
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:14,662
We'll get a stamp and mail this
to the conductor tomorrow.

331
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,566
You know, Wally,
I'm sure glad this day is over.

332
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:19,729
Yeah, me too.

333
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:24,606
Listen, Beaver, why'd you have
to tell the conductor that crazy story?

334
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,736
You could've got us in big trouble.

335
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,212
I know, but I was scared.

336
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:33,081
Anyway, while I was tellin' it,
I almost believed it was true.

337
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,383
Hi, fellas.
[WE/M
0h, hi, Dad

338
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,616
Your father and I
came up to say good night.

339
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,716
You kids all washed up?

340
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,920
All except our feet.
We done that at Aunt Martha's.

341
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,986
I know.

342
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:48,158
Um, sure good
to have you fellas back.

343
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,259
Sure good to be back, Dad.

344
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:53,499
I want you boys
to go right to sleep, all right?
Okay, Mom.

345
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,168
Good night.
Good night, Mom.

346
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:59,609
Good night.
Good night, Dad.

347
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:03,910
Say, by the way, fellas, what are
you gonna do about that little matter
you have to take care of?

348
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,850
You know, between you
and the train conductor.

349
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,951
Uh—

350
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,653
Well, we're gonna mail it to him
tomorrow, Dad.

351
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,060
Oh, fine. Fine.

352
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,997
That's a pretty nice poorhouse
Aunt Martha lives in, isn't it?

353
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,534
It sure is.

354
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:27,535
Well, good night.
[Wally]
Goodnight, Dad

355
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:32,543
Oh, uh, boys, by the way,
you'll be glad to learn
I'm fully recovered.

356
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:38,641
— Recovered?
— Yeah, from that nasty fall
I took out of the airplane.

357
00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:41,880
— Well, good night.
— Good night, Dad.

358
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:45,048
What are you talking about?
Never mind,June.

359
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,260
How do you suppose
they found out?

360
00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,354
I don't know.

361
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,559
Sometimes he finds out stuff
you know he couldn't find out.

362
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,796
It sure is spooky.

363
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:10,341
You know, Wally, maybe
it's the same way “Santy” Claus
finds out about stuff.

364
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:14,147
Santy Claus?
Beaver, don't you know—

365
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,412
Uh, we'd better get to bed.

366
00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:29,092
Oh,June. I was reading
“Letters to the Editor.”

367
00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:31,398
I want to know
what this is all about.

368
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,461
Now, all that business
with the conductor...

369
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,769
and Aunt Martha
living in a poorhouse...

370
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:39,004
and you falling out
of an airplane.

371
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:41,774
Those boys get in any trouble
on that train?

372
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,111
June, the boys had a nice visit
with Aunt Martha.

373
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,208
They got on the train
and came home.

374
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:49,277
Now they're upstairs
safe and sound in their own beds.

375
00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:52,688
Now, doesn't all that satisfy
your instincts as a mother?

376
00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:55,727
It doesn't satisfy my instincts
as a woman.

377
00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:58,957
I wanna know
what happened.
Oh.

378
00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:02,523
Well, uh, why don't you ask
George Haskell to tell you
all about it when—

379
00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:06,799
Oh, no, you don't.
You're gonna tell me
and right now.

380
00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:10,069
June, are you threatening me?
Yes, I am.

381
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,269
Well, in that case—

382
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,541
Uh, here, you'd better get
a firm grip on your afghan.