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Mom, when were the trash men here?
Oh, just about 10 minutes ago.

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Did they turn the corner?
I guess so.

3
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Beaver, don't you want your sandwich?

4
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I'll be right back, Mom.
I gotta catch the trash truck.

5
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But, Beaver—

6
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Where's he going?
He has to catch the trash truck.

7
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Well, that figures.

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[Announcer]
Leave It To Beaver.

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Starring Barbara Billingsley,
Hugh Beaumont, Tony Dow...

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and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.

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Uh—huh. Yes.

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Well— Now, let me
get this straight, Fred.

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You say that if we buy a water softener,

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then the company gives you
$25 off of the one you bought?

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What's that, Fred?

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Oh, and if you get five people to buy them,
then yours won't cost you anything.

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Well— Fred, I'd better
talk this over with Ward.

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He's out cleaning the garage now,
and that's something
I wouldn't want to interrupt.

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No, Fred, I haven't anything
against soft water.

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It's just that I'd like
to talk it over with Ward.

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Oh, here, Wally.
You can get rid of this.

22
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Gee. What is it, Dad?

23
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Looks like a life preserver
with the cork out of it.

24
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It's a tire cover
from an old roadster I had.

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Wally, what's a roadster?

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Well, I think it's somethin'
people used to ride around in...

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in the olden days.

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Yeah, that's, uh— that's right.
It replaced the covered wagon.

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Go on. Get rid of it.
Here, Beave.

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Hey, guys. Look.

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Look at this.
[Chuckles]

32
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Gee, an old cannonball.

33
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No, Beaver.
That's a shot put.

34
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I came awful close to setting
the school record with this once.

35
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What do you do with it?
Well, the object is to toss it
as far as you can, Beave.

36
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Here.

37
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I think I'll stick to throwin' rocks.

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Okay. Here.

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Uh— Hey, Dad,
you gonna put it in the trash?

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Oh, uh—Well, um—
Remember, Dad?

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You said we were gonna throw away
everything we couldn't use anymore.

42
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Yeah, um—

43
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Say, Wally, I don't suppose you—
Gee, thanks, Dad, but—

44
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Well, I might wreck my pitchin' arm.

45
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Yeah.

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Well, farewell to the days of our youth.

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Hey, Dad.
Hmm?

48
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What's this awful smell?
It's turpentine.

49
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What's this messy—looking thing?

50
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Hey, that's Billy!

51
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Well, whoever he is,
he's had quite a turpentine bath.

52
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Hey, guys, we gotta cut out this stallin'
and get the job finished.

53
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Aunt Martha gave Billy to me
when I was sick in bed with the measles.

54
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Here you go, Beave.

55
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Me and Billy used to sleep together
when we lived in the other house.

56
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Hey, should I throw this out, Dad?

57
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No, we'd better hang on to that.
We can get a new handle for it.

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He used to keep me warm,
and I used to keep him warm.

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What about this, Dad?

60
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Toss it out.

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Billy used to make a sound
when you "squoze" his stomach.
What'd you say, Beave?

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He went—
[Growling]

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Oh.

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Well, come on, guys.
We'd better get this stuff out
and into the trash barrels, huh?

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Beave, you bring that one.

66
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Hey, Dad, sure you don't wanna
save this thing?

67
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Nah, we gotta
stick by our rules, Wally.

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[Billy Growls]
Billy!

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What's the idea, Wally?

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You did it right on his stomach.

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So what? He can't feel it.
Hey, Dad, can I go over to Eddie's now?

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Sure, go ahead. I can finish up.
Thanks a lot for the help, fellas.

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Maybe if I put him out in the sun,
the smell would go away.

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Hey, Beaver, don ’t hold that old thing
up against your clothes.
It’ll get all over ‘em.
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Yeah, Beaver.
Why don't you throw it in the barrel?

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That’s kids ’5tufif

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[Ward]
Yeah. Anyway, Beave,
you’re too big to play with doll; now.

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Sure. Of course I is.

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Hey, Beaver, you gonna come over
and watch us play ball?

80
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No, Wally, I'm tired
Of watching you guys do stuff,
and then not gettin' to do it.

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— What are you gonna do?
— I don't know.

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The guys are comin' over later.
I think I'll play with them.

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Okay, well, I'll be seeing you, Beaver.
So long.

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So long, Wally.

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[Whistling]

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[Whistling]

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Hey, I thought you were 
goin' with Wally.
Uh—uh.

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Something you want?

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No, I don't want anything—
anything at all.

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You finish the garage?
Yeah, all finished.

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You know, I can't figure it out.
We threw away everything that was worthless,

92
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and the garage
is still half full of junk.

93
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Well, don't worry about it, dear.

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One day we'll move
and leave it all behind us.

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Oh, Fred Rutherford called.
What'd he want?

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He says if we and four other people
buy water softeners,

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then he and Geraldine
get theirs free.

98
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Well. And if five other people
send us $200,000 apiece,
we'd be millionaires.

99
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You know, that's a much better deal.

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Hi.

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Hi, Dad.
Are you all finished with the garage?

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Yeah, all finished.

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Hey, Beave, where you goin’?

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Chuck and the other guys
are comin' over later.

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I thunk I'd mess around outside
until they came.

106
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Well, uh,
what do you and the guys have planned?

107
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Gee, Dad, it's no fun to plan stuff.
They're just comin' over.

108
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Oh, no, you don't.
You'll spoil your lunch.

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This?

110
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The, um, cellar stairs?

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The cellar stairs.

112
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Hey, Beaver!

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Hi, Beaver.
Hi.

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What you doin'?
Nothin'.

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What are you guys doin'?
We're lookin' for pop bottles.

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This is the day
people put their trash out.

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Maybe there's some in the garage.
Why don't you go look?

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What you got there?

119
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— Where?
— Behind your back.

120
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Yeah!
What do you got there?

121
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Cut it out, Chucky.
Hey, look, fellas.

122
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Beaver's playin' with dolls.

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I am not.
I just found it in the trash.

124
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Then what are you doin' with this?

125
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It sure is a smelly old thing,
all right.

126
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It's funny—lookin' too.

127
00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,109
It's just an old piece of junk.

128
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I'd better throw it back in the trash.
Wait a minute.

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— We can have fun with this old thing.
— Doin' what, Chucky?

130
00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:20,459
You know that big dog
in Mr. Parker's yard?

131
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You know what he does when
you throw somethin' over the fence.

132
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Yeah, he'll rip it to pieces.

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— Yeah!
— Let's go!

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Wait!
Wait? What for?

135
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I don't think the dog is home today.

136
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Forget the doll.
We came out to look for bottles.

137
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Yeah. Everybody's got their trash out.
I bet there's a lot down the street.

138
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You comin' with us, Beaver,

139
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or are you gonna stay there
and play with your teddy bear?

140
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I'll come with you guys.

141
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,333
You comin’, Beaver?

142
00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:15,142
The boys gonna be home
for lunch?
Beaver is.

143
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,184
Wally's eating with Eddie.
Who was that on the phone before?

144
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:21,778
That was Fred Rutherford.
He wants to know if we're gonna go
for his deal on the water softener.

145
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,323
Didn't you tell him no?

146
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,449
Well, dear,
you don't tell Fred no.

147
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,585
I, uh, told him I'd think about it.

148
00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:32,119
We'll just keep telling him that
until he gets his own paid for.

149
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,403
Oh. I'll get you some more.

150
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[flattering]

151
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Trash men.

152
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Billy!

153
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[June]
Beaver?

154
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,171
I have a sandwich for you.

155
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:56,610
What are you doing?
Just neatin' up the barrels.

156
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Mom, when were the trash men here?
Oh,just about 10 minutes ago.

157
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,554
Did they turn the corner?
I guess so.

158
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,058
Beaver, don't you want your sandwich?

159
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:10,755
I'll be right back, Mom.
I gotta catch the trash truck.

160
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,025
But, Beaver—

161
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,731
Well, where's he going?
He has to catch the trash truck.

162
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:27,439
Well, that figures.
I used to chase the ice wagon
and eat ice off the back.

163
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:30,607
Ward, he's not going to eat trash.

164
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Well, of course not.
You've got a sandwich for him.

165
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,487
Oh!

166
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,592
Hi, mister.
Hi, sonny.

167
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:19,962
If you're looking for pop bottles,
we're just fresh out.

168
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,196
No, mister.
I wasn't lookin' for pop bottles.

169
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,328
I live on Mapleton Drive.

170
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,033
I "losted" somethin',
and I think it's in your truck.

171
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:31,042
Oh? And you want me
to empty the truck...

172
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,670
and spread everything out here
on the street so you can find it, huh?

173
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:39,141
No, mister.
Just let me get up there and dig around.
I'll find what I want.

174
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,709
Well, I'm afraid
I couldn't let you do that.

175
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,882
[Horn Honking]

176
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,585
Just a minute, Charlie.

177
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:52,893
Well, now, son, whatever it is you lost,
sounds to me like it's pretty important to you.

178
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,058
What was it?
Billy.

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00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:58,228
- Billy?
— He's a bear.

180
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,708
— He's "stuffted."
— Oh!

181
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,868
I really gotta find him, mister.

182
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:08,175
Okay. I'll get up there
and look for him.

183
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,374
Thanks, mister.

184
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,778
Mister?
Yeah?

185
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,848
Just walk around up there.
If you step on his stomach, he'll growl.

186
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:30,434
Well, thank you.
He hasn't had his lunch yet, and I was
getting a little bit worried about him.

187
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,438
Good—bye.

188
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:37,670
Fred Rutherford again?
No, I've been calling around
about the Beaver.

189
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,178
He's been gone for almost an hour.

190
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:45,115
He probably got tired chasing
the trash truck and found something
more interesting to chase.

191
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,209
Like what?

192
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,345
Oh, I don't know.
I used to chase girls.

193
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,481
I suppose he's a little young for that.

194
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,924
Mrs. Mondello said he ran by her house
about a half an hour ago.

195
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,155
Where do you suppose
he could've been going?

196
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,064
June, when you're eight years old
and you're running, you don't have
to have anyplace to run to.

197
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,365
You just run for the sake of running.

198
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,838
I suppose so.
Hi, Mom, Dad. I'm home.

199
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,876
Hi. Did you have
a nice lunch at Eddie's?

200
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:14,071
Well, Eddie's mother gave us
a bunch of little, tiny pink sandwiches.

201
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,139
I think she had 'em left over from
a club meeting a couple days ago.

202
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,241
Is that all you had?

203
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:23,049
Well, they're not bad eating
if you jam a bunch of 'em together.

204
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:26,683
I suppose not.
Wally, have you seen the Beaver?

205
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,818
Not since this morning, Mom.

206
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:32,524
After I put my glove away,
I'll go look for him.

207
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:41,537
Now, why do you suppose Mrs. Haskell
would serve tea sandwiches
to two big, growing boys?

208
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:45,543
Well, you know Agnes.
I suppose she didn't wanna
throw them away.

209
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:17,666
Boy, Billy.
you smell worse than ever now.

210
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:22,646
You're not good—lookin',
but you're the only bear I ever had.

211
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,649
Hey, Beaver.

212
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:29,283
What are you doin',
talkin' to that thing?

213
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,721
Well, I, uh—

214
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,385
Boy, Mom's been lookin'
all over for you.

215
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:39,659
Oh, I know.
I had to chase the trash truck
for almost eight blocks.

216
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,839
Boy, Beaver, you must
really like that old thing.

217
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,501
I guess I do.

218
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:54,569
But why? It's just an old,
beat—up hunk of junk.

219
00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:01,113
Well, you promise you won't laugh
If I tell ya?

220
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,918
Uh—uh. I was a kid
like you once myself.

221
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:10,090
Well, you remember
at the other house...

222
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,221
when I had the measles,

223
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:15,665
and they wouldn't let you
or any of the other guys in...

224
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,829
'cause they might get 'em?

225
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,339
Yeah.

226
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:25,468
Well, Mom was kind of busy,

227
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,912
you know, around the house,

228
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,040
and Dad was at work.

229
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,244
Sure. What about it?

230
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:36,220
Well,

231
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,281
there wasn't any real people around,

232
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:43,454
So I made—believed Billy
was a real people.

233
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,490
I even made—believed
he had the measles with me.

234
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,827
Gee, Beave, I never knew that.

235
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,466
But that was when
you were just a little kid.
What are you gonna do with him now?

236
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,409
Well,

237
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:03,073
I figured he did
somethin' nice for me once,

238
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,811
So I should do
somethin' nice for him.

239
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,319
At least gettin' him
out of the junk wagon.

240
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:15,327
Yeah, but Mom and Dad
aren't gonna let you keep
a smelly thing like that,

241
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:18,056
even if he did
have the measles with ya.

242
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:23,392
Wally, I was just thinkin'.

243
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,165
Maybe there's something
we can do to "unsmell" him.

244
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,504
Come on, Beave.

245
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:36,174
Absolutely nothing in this paper.

246
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:39,810
You've been reading it
for an hour.

247
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,547
Well, you have to read it
to find out there's nothing in it.

248
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,829
Is that you, Wally?

249
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,194
Uh, yeah, Mom.

250
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:59,431
I found the Beaver.
We're goin' up to our room.

251
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,167
[Ward]
Uh, Beaver, come here a minute.

252
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,710
What" I do with him, Wally?
Here.

253
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,712
Turn around.

254
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,374
Beaver!

255
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,225
Well, come on over here.
I wanna talk to you.

256
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,092
Yes, sir.

257
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:31,267
Where have you been all afternoon?
Your mother was very worried about you.

258
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:35,273
I'm sorry, Mom.
I had a sandwich
for your lunch and everything.

259
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:39,675
— Where did you go?
— just around.

260
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,148
Now, let's understand
each other, Beaver.

261
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:47,584
When you leave this house,
I want your mother
to know where you are.

262
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,121
You're not to do this sort of thing again.

263
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,488
Yes, sir.

264
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:57,222
Can I go now,
or do you wanna yell at me some more?

265
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,430
Beaver, your father's
not yelling at you.

266
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,027
We just want you to know
that we were very worried.

267
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,198
Yes, Mom. I'm sorry.
Thank you.

268
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,677
[June]
Beaver, did you have any lunch?

269
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:18,410
Sure, Mom.
I ate in the candy shop.

270
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,616
Ward?
Hmm?

271
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,957
When the Beaver was here,
did you notice anything?

272
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:34,090
You mean that strange smell?
Oh,you did notice it.

273
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,260
What do you suppose it could be?
Oh, I don't know.

274
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,702
I guess when two boys
are out playing all afternoon,

275
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:44,505
they're entitled to pick up
some interesting odors.

276
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,670
[Sniffing]

277
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,543
Boy, I was sure
they were gonna smell him.

278
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:59,057
Me too. Have you thunk of any way
to "unsmell" Billy yet?

279
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,286
Well, the only way
to get rid of one smell...

280
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,828
is to find another smell
that drowns it out.

281
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,759
That's not gonna be easy.

282
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:20,044
You sure the Haskells are gonna bring
the boys home after Sunday school?
Uh-huh.

283
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,377
You know,
I think this is a perfect opportunity
to clean up their room.

284
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,509
That's a great idea.
It's a rule at the zoo, you know.

285
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:29,679
Always clean the cages
while the lions are out.

286
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:35,652
I better go take a look
and see how big a job it is
before I get in my workin' clothes.

287
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,714
Well, how do you like this?
It's immaculate.

288
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,345
I don't understand it.
It's not Christmas,

289
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,981
and there are
no birthdays coming up.

290
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,389
What do you suppose happened?

291
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,518
Dear, I hadn't noticed
until we came up here,

292
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:12,291
but aren't you wearing
a great deal of perfume?

293
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,662
No more than usual.

294
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,497
It does smell
like my perfume, though.

295
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,663
[Sniffing]

296
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,371
Well, don't look at me.

297
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:28,402
Ward, it's in here.
It's in this room someplace.

298
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:33,479
You know, it's stronger back here.
Not in here.

299
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:39,184
I've narrowed it down
to this corner.

300
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,766
Yep. This is it.

301
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:53,168
Well, it's Beaver's old teddy bear.

302
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:56,265
Why, I haven't seen him in years.

303
00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:58,537
We found that when we were
cleaning out the garage.

304
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:01,079
I threw it out in the trash.

305
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,546
It reeked of turpentine then.

306
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,084
Ward, he must've rescued him.

307
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:08,813
What would he drag out
an old thing like that for?

308
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,152
Don't you remember?

309
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,589
Why, when the Beaver was younger,

310
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:17,356
this is practically
the first friend he ever had.

311
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,296
He treated Billy like a real person.

312
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:23,699
Oh, yeah.

313
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:26,966
Guess I should've paid
a little more attention
down in the garage.

314
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:32,033
I'm afraid Wally and I
sort of kidded him about
still wanting to play with dolls.

315
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,807
Oh.

316
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:39,943
I'm gonna take Billy downstairs,
and I'm gonna give him
the best cleaning he's ever had.

317
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,845
You know, Ward, it's funny.

318
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:50,157
We all like to hang on to something
that reminds us of
some happy occasion of the past.

319
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,130
Yeah.

320
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,133
You know,
I wouldn't tell this to everyone,

321
00:23:56,201 --> 00:24:01,901
but, uh, at the last minute,
I turned chicken and rescued
my old shot put from the trash can.

322
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,972
Well, why don't you go out
in the backyard and practice...

323
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:09,105
while I take care
of our other juvenile problem?

324
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:22,555
Don't go too far.
Dinner's almost ready.

325
00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:26,794
Oh, no, Mom.
I'm just goin' across the street.

326
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:30,266
What do you have there?
Billy.

327
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:32,634
Billy?

328
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,504
Thanks for dry—cleaning him, Mom.
You're welcome.

329
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:38,805
I used a button for his eye.

330
00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,811
He looks great.

331
00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:44,975
Beaver, you're not gonna take Billy outside
and play with him, are you?

332
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:50,044
Oh, no, Mom. I'm too big for that.
I'm gonna give him to Benjie.

333
00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,488
Little Benjie from across the street?

334
00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:56,221
Yeah. They think
he's got the measles.

335
00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:59,890
And when you got the measles,
Billy's the best friend you can have.

336
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:05,426
You know, Beaver,
I think that's very nice of you.

337
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,735
And then when Benjie
grows up like I has,

338
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:11,241
he can give Billy to
some other lucky kid who's sick.