1 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:26,184 You know what else he said? 2 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,627 He said he could lick you with one hand tied behind his back. 3 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:34,258 — Eddie said that? — Yeah. You think he can, Wally? 4 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:38,634 Are you kiddin'? He couldn't lick me on the best day he ever had. 5 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:48,203 Hey, Beave, Eddie hangs around that new house a lot, doesn't he? 6 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,477 Yeah. He's probably over there right now. 7 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:56,146 I think I'll go over there. I'd just like to see him say that in front of me. 8 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,157 Come on, Beave. 9 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:04,359 [Announcer] Leave It To Beaver. 10 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:13,171 Starring Barbara Billingsley, Hugh Beaumont, Tony Dow... 11 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:17,142 and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver. 12 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:24,308 Well, Beaver, the tailor did a good job on letting your suits out. 13 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:27,785 Yeah. My ankles hardly show anymore. 14 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:33,756 I don't know how much longer you're gonna be able to wear these. No more sleeve to let out. 15 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,826 I guess as I get bigger, there's gonna be more of me to let out... 16 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,163 than there will be suit. 17 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:43,794 I suppose so. 18 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:47,806 They're in the hall closet, Wally. Well, we're all set. Should be back around 3:00. 19 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:50,741 If you want the car today, you can have it. Fred Rutherford's picking us up. 20 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:53,211 Oh, good. 21 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,716 Where you goin', Wally? Dad's gonna play golf. I'm gonna caddie for him. 22 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:00,776 Gee, can't I go along? I'd like to do that. 23 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:04,381 What's a caddie? I carry his clubs around the course for him. 24 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,791 Then look for the ball when he knocks it under rocks and behind trees and stuff. 25 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,957 Couldn't I do that too? Well, you’re too close to the ground Beaver 26 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:15,331 If you carried the bag, the bag would drag. 27 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:17,199 [Chuckles] 28 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:21,866 Anyway, you're too young, Beaver. They don't allow boys under 12 on the golf course. 29 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,035 Oh. 30 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:29,174 When you're under 12 you can hardly do anything except brush your teeth and go to bed. 31 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:32,912 I'll tell you what. Maybe next weekend we can all go fishing. 32 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,978 [Car Horn Honking] 33 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,354 That's Mr. Rutherford. Come on, Wally. 34 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:41,952 I'll see you, Beave. Hey, I'll bring you home some of the golf balls Dad wrecks. 35 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:44,793 Bring some for me too, Wally. [Clears Throat] 36 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,663 Uh, Wally. Mr. Rutherford's waiting. 37 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,729 Have a good game. 38 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:57,336 Well, Beaver, what do you got planned for today? 39 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,641 Well, Larry Mondello's comin' over. 40 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,772 What are you gonna do? 41 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:05,784 We might do somethin', or we might not do somethin'. 42 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,877 We'll see when he gets here. 43 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:10,013 Well, I have to go grocery shopping. 44 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:14,550 Before you start playing or go out of the house, I want you to take your good clothes off. 45 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:17,153 Okay, Mom. Oh. Here. 46 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:20,597 Hang this in the closet for me, will you? Yes, Mom. 47 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,927 Oh, Beaver! 48 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:27,132 I don't want you playing over there where they're building that new house. 49 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,768 Your father says it's too dangerous. All right, Mom. 50 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,937 I'll put these in the wash. 51 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:39,409 Beaver! I'll leave your clean jeans here on the railing. 52 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,784 Okay, Mom! What are you doing? 53 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:44,085 Just sittin'. 54 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,251 I don’t want you sitting around in your good suit. 55 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:50,763 Okay, Mom. I won't sit around in my good suit. 56 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:02,707 I'm gonna go grocery shopping now. Have a good time. 57 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,903 Bye! 58 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,913 Hey, Beaver! Beaver! 59 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:11,847 I’ll be right down, Larry. 60 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,829 [Footsteps] 61 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,470 Hi, Larry. Hi. 62 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:35,497 — I didn't know you had an uncle in Florida, Beaver. — Oh, sure. 63 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,509 He's my elk's tooth uncle. 64 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,779 Hey, Beaver, look what I got. 65 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,214 Gosh, look at all that money. 66 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,022 But there are no pictures on it. 67 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,991 I got 'em over where they're building that new house. 68 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:54,993 The electricians throw 'em away. 69 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:57,621 [Slugs jingling] 70 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:02,862 You wanna go over and get some more? Then we can both sound like we're rich. 71 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,632 No. I'm not supposed to go over there. 72 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:07,832 Anyway, I got my good pants on. 73 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:13,505 Beaver, if we don't go right over, some other guys'll find them and there won't be any left. 74 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,349 But I'm not supposed to play over there. 75 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:20,648 But we're not gonna be playin'. We'll just be picking up money. 76 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,184 That's right. 77 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:28,386 I guess I could go, and change my pants after later. 78 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:31,658 — Sure. Come on. Let's run. — Okay. 79 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,726 Hey, Beaver, wait! 80 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:38,293 Beaver. 81 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:44,271 [Ringing] 82 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,714 Hello? Oh, hello, Ward. 83 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:57,155 I just wanted to let you know we'd be home to lunch, dear. 84 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,249 [Chuckling] No, no, Wally's fine. 85 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,453 Fred and I were only able to get in nine holes. 86 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,692 No, he was to leave now to take his boy Lumpy to the movies. 87 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:10,562 I don't know. I guess he wants to get there before the prices change. 88 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:13,572 Well, when you get home I want you to speak to the Beaver. 89 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,541 He went out in one of his good suits after I told him not to. 90 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,078 All right, dear, I'll speak to him. 91 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,443 Yeah. All right, bye. 92 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,150 Hey, Dad. Uh-huh? 93 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,413 Think this ball's beat—up enough to give to the Beaver? 94 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:32,015 Hey, I did kinda put a smile on that one, didn't I? 95 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,219 No, the Beaver's not gonna get anything but a good talking—to. 96 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,559 He went outside to play in his good suit. Well, you know, Dad. 97 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,122 Kids like him are always forgettin' stuff. 98 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,473 Your golf bag. 99 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:58,044 If I find four more, Beaver, I'll have $20. 100 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:02,111 Gee, I got more than you got, 101 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,918 but I only got $3.60. 102 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:08,449 That's 'cause I'm makin'—believe mine are quarters. 103 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:11,725 I think I'm gonna make—believe mine are 50 “centses.” 104 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:18,203 You know, Beaver, before it's finished, 105 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,205 a house sure looks like a skeleton. 106 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,208 Doesn't it? Yeah. 107 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,642 I never seen a house with its skin off before. 108 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:38,453 Hey, Beaver, look! I made a seesaw! 109 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,960 Come on, get on it. 110 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:45,156 No. I'm not supposed to be over here. 111 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:48,166 And anyways, I think I'd better go home and change my clothes. 112 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,726 Look, how can you get dirty just see-sawin'? 113 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,672 I can get dirty doin' anything. 114 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:58,837 Don't go now, just when we're startin' to have fun. 115 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,073 Well— Come on, Beave. 116 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,548 I guess I could see-saw just once, 117 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,551 and then go home and change my pants. 118 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:09,053 Sure! Get on. 119 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,495 Okay, Beave, now you put me up in the air. 120 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,933 I can't! 121 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,494 Well, go ahead and make yourself heavier. 122 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,443 I can't. You make yourself lighter. 123 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,344 I'm tryin'. 124 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,116 [Dog Barks] 125 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,644 What are you goofy kids doin'? 126 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,020 He's too heavy. I can't get down. 127 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:48,720 That's easy. Larry,just get off. 128 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:54,823 What'd you do that for, you wise guy? 129 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:58,961 You all right, Beaver? 130 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,167 [Eddie] Sure, he’s all right. 131 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,608 Come on, get up, Beaver. We'll do it again. 132 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,838 This is fun. 133 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:09,473 I guess I'm all right. 134 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,040 [Fabric Rips] 135 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,754 Uh—oh. 136 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:21,157 I'm all right, but I don't think my pants are. 137 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,060 [Larry] Wow! You tore out the whole back! 138 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,929 [Eddie Snickering] 139 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:34,235 This is one of my good suits, Eddie. My mom's gonna be pretty sore when she finds out what happened. 140 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:39,976 Wait a minute, kid. You're not gonna be a little squealer, are ya? 141 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,175 Well, you're the one that did it. 142 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,844 Yeah, but If you go around squealin' on guys, nobody's gonna like you. 143 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,354 Is that why nobody likes you, Eddie? 144 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,913 Shut up, fat boy! 145 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:59,861 Come on, Beaver. You gonna be one of them little babies that tells his mommy everything? 146 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,766 Well, I'm not gonna be a squealer, 147 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:07,034 but if I get in any trouble, I'm gonna have my big brother Wally fix you. 148 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:11,510 Go on. I could take care of Wally with one hand tied behind me. 149 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,341 Oh, yeah? Sure! 150 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,746 And if he tries anything with me, I'll sic my police dog on ya. 151 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,114 [Growls, Barking] 152 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:25,217 He was in the war. They trained him to attack the enemy. 153 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,021 [Barking Continues] 154 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,961 Just watch what you're sayin', kid. 155 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,000 Come on, Wolf. 156 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,176 Looks bad, huh, Larry? It sure does. 157 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:49,477 You know somethin'? You shouldn't have come over here in your good suit. 158 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,785 [June Sighs] 159 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,655 Wow, there's more rip than there is pants. Never mind, Wally. 160 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,836 We're waiting for an explanation, Beaver. 161 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,574 Beaver, I wanna know right now how you ripped your trousers. 162 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:25,084 Well, I didn't 'xactly rip 'em. 163 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,177 Somebody else ripped them? 164 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,752 That's right. Somebody else ripped them. 165 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,554 Well, who was this “somebody else"? 166 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:39,258 Uh... 167 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,391 the somebody else was a dog. 168 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,662 [June] A dog bit you, Beaver? 169 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,734 Yeah. He tried to “bit“ me. 170 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,866 But he got my pants instead. 171 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:54,073 Oh, I see. Well, who did this dog belong to? 172 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,240 Uh— 173 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,418 I never saw him before. I think he's from out of town. 174 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:12,660 Well, Beaver, from the looks of that rip, I'd say the dog had one rusty tooth. 175 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:19,071 Beaver, it was a nail, and it happened over at that new house they're building, didn't it? 176 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,538 Yes, sir. 177 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,906 Why did you lie to us, Beaver? 178 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:29,472 You know what happens to boys who tell lies? 179 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:33,007 They don't get to watch television for the rest of their lives? 180 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,081 Beaver, when you tell one lie— 181 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,285 [Rings] 182 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:46,559 When you tell one lie, it always leads to another. Hello? 183 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,897 Oh, hello, Fred. And then that— 184 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,698 Ward? Yes, he's right here. No, no— 185 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,233 Well, that sounds very nice. 186 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,403 The Rutherfords want us to come over and play bridge tonight. 187 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:03,210 I played golf with Fred this morning. I don't feel up to an evening with him. 188 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,342 Boys, you'd better go on upstairs. 189 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,546 I'll talk to you later. 190 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,683 Hello, Fred, old boy. How are you? 191 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,923 Wait a minute, Beave. 192 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,898 [Ward] Fred I’m sorry, but Ed Ferguson ’s been wanting to demonstrate a new car. 193 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,901 I’d hate to disappoint him. 194 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,164 Sure, Fred. Any other time. 195 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,365 It's just one of those things. [Chuckles] 196 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,874 Yeah. All right. Good—bye, boy. 197 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:36,348 Ward. Honey, I just didn't feel up to another evening with Fred. 198 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:41,979 And anyway, Ed Ferguson did say something about a new car just last week. 199 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,889 Well, uh, I'd better go up and finish my little talk with the Beaver. 200 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,121 All about what happens to little boys who tell lies? 201 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:53,729 [Clears Throat] Well, maybe I'd better wait till after lunch. 202 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,859 Till your conscience clears up a little. 203 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,960 Yeah. 204 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,471 And anyhow, I am a little hungry. 205 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,506 Now, Beaver, you disobeyed me and you went out in your good clothes. 206 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,712 And you ripped your trousers, and you lied to us. 207 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,721 Yes, Mom. 208 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:20,418 — You know you're going to have to be punished, don't you? — Yes, sir. 209 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:24,361 Well, we wanna be fair about it. What do you think a fair punishment would be? 210 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,556 No stewed figs for dessert. 211 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,469 Uh, Beaver, you know you don't like stewed figs. 212 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,438 Oh, yeah. 213 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,374 Hey, Dad, why don't you make him sleep on the floor? 214 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:40,207 Gee, Dad, that'd be neat! 215 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,840 Wally, I think I can handle this myself. 216 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,975 I'll tell you, Beaver, 217 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,988 I think a fair punishment would be for you to spend the rest of the afternoon up here in your room. 218 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,787 Gee, Dad, what can I do up here? 219 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,294 Well, you could take a nap. 220 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,391 I haven't taken a nap since a long time ago. 221 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,934 I'm sorry, but that's going to be your punishment. 222 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,971 Come on, boy. Into bed. Let's go, Wally. 223 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:11,237 Dad, couldn't Wally take a nap with me? Then we could play checkers or somethin'. 224 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,403 Yeah, Dad. I wouldn't mind. 225 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:16,744 All right, Wally, come on. Everybody out. 226 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,786 Mom? Yes, Beaver? 227 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:29,658 I'm sorry I wore my good pants after you told me not to and ripped 'em. 228 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,163 I am too. 229 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,699 Beaver, 230 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,801 you know the real reason you're being punished, don't you? 231 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,278 Because I made you and Dad mad. 232 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:51,407 No, because you played over at the new house... 233 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,647 and you told those lies about the dog biting you. 234 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,915 I guess so. 235 00:15:56,989 --> 00:16:01,187 Beaver, it's telling lies that gets us into trouble. 236 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,661 You'll always be safe If you tell the truth. 237 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:08,496 And anyway, even when you think you're getting away with it, God knows you're lying. 238 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,502 How? 239 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:15,530 Oh, because God knows everything and he sees everything. 240 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,045 Right through the roof? 241 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,707 Right through the roof. 242 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,988 Right through the ceiling? 243 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,921 And through the ceiling. 244 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,819 Would God see me If I hid in my closet? 245 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:42,897 Yes, Beaver. You see, God is everywhere. 246 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:47,030 Was God there when Dad was talking to Mr. Rutherford on the telephone? 247 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,470 Well, Beaver, that was a little bit different. 248 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:59,507 You see, well, your father was tired, 249 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:03,851 and he didn't want to hurt Mr. Rutherford's feelings, and— 250 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:11,287 Well, Beaver, I'm afraid sometimes your father and I make mistakes. 251 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:17,463 That's okay. I make 'em myself sometimes, Mom. 252 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:22,071 Well, you lie down now and take your nap. Okay, Mom. 253 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,913 Mom? Yes, Beaver? 254 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:31,006 You gonna make Dad take a nap too? 255 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:35,349 No, but I think there's something else your father's going to do. 256 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:45,154 Yeah, Fred.June and I discovered that we are going to be able to make it tonight after all. 257 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,257 Oh, Ferguson? Well, uh— 258 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:53,397 Um, I, uh, I guess I was wrong about that, Fred. [Chuckles] 259 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:56,566 Yes, well, we'll look forward to seeing you too. 260 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,701 All right. Bye. 261 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:03,306 Well, there you are, dear. We're going, and I'm going to be miserable all evening. 262 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:07,546 I don't care how miserable you are. You're going to enjoy it. 263 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,214 Uh, I'll make a point of that. 264 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,383 How's the Beaver doing? He's taking his nap. 265 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,587 I hope we haven't been too severe with him. 266 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,756 He looks so forlorn up there in his room all by himself. 267 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,960 Well, after all, he did wear his good clothes over there to that house, 268 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,061 and he did make up a fantastic story about a dog. 269 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,197 I know it. 270 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,369 I guess he'll have to wear his blue suit to Sunday school tomorrow. 271 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:36,609 I just hope he realizes in the future that if he tells the truth he won't get into trouble. 272 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,809 I think he will. 273 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:48,821 Boy, that Eddie sure is a wise guy. Yeah. 274 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,488 You know what else he said? 275 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:55,364 He said he could lick you with one hand tied behind his back. 276 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,969 — Eddie said that? — Yeah. You think he can, Wally? 277 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:04,339 Are you kiddin'? He couldn't lick me on the best day he ever had. 278 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:13,541 Hey, Beave, Eddie hangs around that new house a lot, doesn't he? 279 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,179 Yeah. He's probably over there right now. 280 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:21,859 I think I'll go over there. I'd just like to see him say that in front of me. 281 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,725 Come on, Beave. I don't wanna go. 282 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,766 Beave, we'll only be a second. Who's gonna know? 283 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,435 Well, you know, Wally, somebody's always watching us. 284 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,872 — Anyway, we're not supposed to play over there. — We're not goin' there to play. 285 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,774 We're goin' over there to straighten out Eddie. 286 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,778 Okay. 287 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,371 Sure hope he knows that. 288 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,785 Shouldn't the boys be home by now? 289 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,916 Oh, they are a little late. 290 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,622 They had on their good clothes. You don't suppose they stopped off somewhere, do you? 291 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,188 After what happened yesterday? I don't think so. 292 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,325 I think we made quite an impression. 293 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,528 Hmm. 294 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:15,875 All right, Eddie. let's hear you say what you said yesterday. 295 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,474 Gee, Wally, that was yesterday. I don't remember what I said. 296 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,454 — [Beaver] I do. — Me too! 297 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:27,981 You said you could lick Wally with one hand tied behind your back. 298 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,587 Then he pushed me off the seesaw and Beaver ripped his pants. 299 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,757 Who asked you, Larry? 300 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:39,931 Listen, Eddie, I’m telling you for the last time— you lay off my brother. 301 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,303 Yeah, you lay off his brother! 302 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:48,012 What's the matter with you, Wally? The whole thing was a joke. 303 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,073 Joke nothin'. You take it back about you lickin' me. 304 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,555 All right. So I take it back. Big deal. 305 00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,751 [Larry] Eddie's chicken. [All Laughing] Eddie's chicken! 306 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,919 I'll take my coat now. 307 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:08,257 — [Dog Growling] — [Boys Shouting] 308 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,325 [Fabric Rips] 309 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,242 Wow. That's even worse than yesterday. 310 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:25,477 Yeah. I guess dogs are tougher on pants than nails. 311 00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:28,611 You're in a big mess now. What are you gonna do? 312 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:32,179 Well, Mom and Dad said yesterday... 313 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:35,352 you can't get in any trouble by telling the truth. 314 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,520 So I'd just better tell 'em what happened. 315 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:41,191 Yeah, I guess that's what we'd better do, all right. 316 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:47,464 Well, we were getting worried about you two. 317 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:51,271 You certainly took a long time getting home. I know, Mom. 318 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:58,147 Uh, we sorta got somethin' to tell ya. 319 00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,878 Well, what is it? 320 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:05,989 Uh... well, the Beaver kinda ran into a little bit of trouble. 321 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,994 Yeah. 322 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:16,060 Oh, no. Not your blue suit too. 323 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,660 All right, how did it happen? 324 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:22,036 And I want the truth this time, not a lot of nonsense. 325 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,200 Well, there was this dog, see. 326 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:27,302 Eddie pushed Wally, and then the dog jumped on me— 327 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,404 All right, Beaver, that's enough. Upstairs. 328 00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:32,075 But, Dad, there really was— You go with him. 329 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,210 But, Dad, this dog— Dad, Wally was— 330 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,914 That's enough! Upstairs, both of you. 331 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:44,621 Ward, I just don't understand the Beaver doing this again. 332 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,722 “A dog bit me.” 333 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:51,566 You'd think if he was gonna make up a lie, he'd at least have imagination to make up a new one, wouldn't you? 334 00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:53,696 [Sighs] 335 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,809 You know, Wally, 336 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,285 it's funny. 337 00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:11,414 What's funny? 338 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:15,085 You tell a lie and you get in trouble, 339 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,288 and you tell the truth and you still get in trouble. 340 00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:22,562 Yeah. I guess everything you do when you're a kid gets you in trouble. 341 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:25,866 But, gee, you gotta do somethin'. 342 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:29,999 If you just sat around and did nothin', It wouldn't be any fun bein' a kid. 343 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,407 Yeah. 344 00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:39,643 What gets you is, Mom and Dad don't even know we told 'em the truth. 345 00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,978 — I'm still glad we did, though. — Yeah? 346 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,024 Well, how come? 347 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,219 I don't know. 348 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,457 I kinda figure at least somebody knows. 349 00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:01,498 Uh-huh. 350 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:04,667 Well, thank you very much for calling. 351 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:08,304 Oh, I'll tell him, all right. Bye. 352 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,874 Who was that? Mrs. Mondello. 353 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,010 Oh. Ward. 354 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,111 Mm—hmm? 355 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,850 A dog did rip the Beaver's pants. 356 00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:23,119 What? Her son Larry was there, and he saw it all. 357 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:26,323 It seems that Wally and Eddie got in some sort of argument, 358 00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:30,164 and in the confusion Eddie's dog ripped the Beaver's pants. 359 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:32,999 Oh, my gosh. 360 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:37,805 And we convinced them that they couldn't possibly get in trouble if they told the truth. 361 00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:40,970 Looks like we've done a pretty thorough job of confusing them. 362 00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,173 Yeah. 363 00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:48,479 Well, there's— there's only one thing to do. 364 00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:51,921 I've gotta go upstairs and tell 'em I made a mistake. 365 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:56,621 I just gotta tell 'em I flew off the handle and... 366 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,857 made a fool of myself. 367 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,992 Don't look so sad, dear. 368 00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:06,162 That's just one of the hazards of being a father. 369 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,365 Yeah. 370 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,101 Ward 371 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,270 I'll go with you.