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Have a lovely weekend, darling.

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This isn't about a lovely weekend. It's
about winning the money. See you later.

3
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Hello. Are you looking for Chaucer College?

4
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I do hope so.

5
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Yes. Excellent.

6
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That's the best news I've heard
all year. Well, this way.

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Ethan.

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Yes.

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Don't you remember me?

10
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Alas and alack, the world is
full of people I don't remember.

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Generally a very good thing.

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Shall we?

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Have a good weekend.
Everything all right for tomorrow?

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Nervous? Why should I be nervous?
I'll call you back.

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What have you got there?

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She's my Gibson L-5. We're off
to a festival of world music.

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World music?

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All of it? You'll need a big room. It's in
the open air. Are you doing nice things?

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If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.

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Room OK? It's a room.

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Do you really need that?
Better than a teddy bear, trust me.

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Ethan, how are you doing?
Room OK? No complaints?

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No, none whatsoever.
Actually, this is my old college.

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So it's just like old times.

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The women are a little bit older,
but there's...no substitute for experience.

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Oh, well, you're all
here to have a good time.

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It's a bank holiday weekend.
It isn't about avarice and greed.

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Enjoy.

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I assume we get a choice of
all seven of the deadly sins.

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Up to you, Ethan.

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Mr Richards. Donald. What can I do for you?

32
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The old folk would like some reassurance

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that you won't be asking us
endless questions about pop music.

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We are very good on Aristotle,

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but reciting the hit songs of
Elvis Presley in reverse order
is frankly beyond our compass.

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In the Quizaholics world
there are many mansions.

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I feared there might be.

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Dinner is served! So, if you'll
pardon the expression, walk this way.

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Suitcase!

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Cousin's wedding in Norfolk.

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Is that good? Ask me Monday.

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First off...

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I'm sorry, but why 'off'?

44
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Why not simply 'first'?

45
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Forgive me. I'm not used to
running quiz weekends in Oxford.
I'll try to be more careful.

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Don't worry on our account, Marcus. First...

47
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welcome to the Quizaholics Weekend.

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By Sunday evening, one of the six teams sitting
round this table will be £5,000 richer.

49
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But we're not here for the money.
We're here to have fun. OK?

50
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OK.

51
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So, let's start by having the
teams tell us who they are?

52
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I'm Eve Rigby. And I'm Robyn Strong.

53
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And our team is called the Red Hot Mamas.

54
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As in Sophie Tucker?
The original Red Hot Mama?

55
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According to my grandma, yes.

56
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We met at an antenatal class and
started the quiz team to stop
our brains turning to porridge.

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Also to prove you don't have to be
a bloke to be a boring old anorak.

58
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Well, we know who you are.
You're Ethan Croft.

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Once upon a time,
you and I were at school together.

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So you tell me. All I can say is
that it was a very big school...

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So you tell me. All I can say is
that it was a very big school...

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with many beautiful people.

63
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Meanwhile, back at the agenda.

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Sorry. Like the lady says, I'm Ethan Croft.

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I'm a former student of this college
and now a primary school teacher.

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So, clearly sent on this
earth to educate the young.

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Educate the young? Fascinating concept.

68
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It'll never catch on.

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Our team is called Nuts. And are you?

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We're both active members of the
National Union of Teachers. Hence...

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Nuts.

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I'm Ava Taylor, branch secretary. Ethan's
our officially designated trouble-maker.

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We plan the revolution on the first Friday
of every month, but nobody ever shows up.

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That's Excellent.

75
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Well, we encourage troublemakers.

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Alfie, tell us about yourselves.

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I'm Alfie Wilkinson and
this is Sophie Barton.

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Hi. We're students.

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We're broke. We're called Toxic Debt
and you may be here to have fun,

80
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but we need to win the money.

81
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We're two little lambs who
need some quantitative easing.

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Well, we wish you luck.
Yeah, but not too much.

83
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Next?

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My name is Professor Donald Terry.

85
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And my colleague is Professor
Milner. Good evening.

86
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And our team is called the Grey Guardians,

87
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seeking to uphold the principles
of truth, beauty and wisdom

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in an age that has placed its faith,
mistakenly, in mere information.

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Well, we'll go easy on Elvis Presley,
heavy metal and rap.

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Well, we'll go easy on Elvis Presley,
heavy metal and rap.

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Diane, we've lost you...

92
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Diane Baxter. Lieutenant.

93
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Brian Kaye. Colour sergeant.

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He was my instructor at Sandhurst.
We're called the Old Contemptibles,

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and we're here to prove
that soldiers aren't thick.

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Well, I think we can
take your word for that.

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Good idea.

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Which only leaves... Sebastian Anderson.

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And this is my colleague
Jessica Neill. Hello.

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And our team is called the Class Of '89.

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As in Oxford? Yes, indeed.

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But now living and working in the
real world. Lawyers, for our sins.

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Well, other people's sins.
But seeking redemption.

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Don't waste your time. It's overrated.

105
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We are the rump and I
use the word advisedly,

106
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of a college team trounced on network
television by some hairy louts from Keele.

107
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Redemption would seem highly necessary.

108
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What happened to the other two members
of your University Challenge team?

109
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One of them's a Euro MP and
the other one's in prison.

110
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Purely the luck of the draw.
It could have gone either way.

111
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But we're both very nice people.
Irresistibly so.

112
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Well, now that we've all
got to know each other,

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I thought we'd start as we
mean to go on... with a quiz.

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Goody goody.

115
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Now, this is just for our amusement.
The real work starts tomorrow.

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Fingers on buzzers, as it were.
First one to get three right
will be declared the winner.

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It's all in fun and the
referee's decision is final.

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I call this section 'Only Connect'.

119
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So, question number one.

120
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What connects the years 1939 and 2008?

121
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Easy-peasy. Portsmouth
won the FA Cup. Correct.

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God, I might have guessed
there'd be football.

123
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There always is football.

124
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Next. What connects Al Jolson...
with an operatic aria by Puccini?

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Avalon.

126
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Well, can you tell us more?

127
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Yes. Jolson stole the tune and Puccini
successfully sued him for plagiarism.

128
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That's correct.

129
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No marks, but anyone know the aria?

130
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From Tosca. There was a chap called Rose.

131
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He changed it from a minor key to
a major key and added a few notes.

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But it still cost them $25,000.

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The sort of thing I would have
thought lawyers would have known.

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That was brilliant.

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You should see me
when I really try.

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That man will have to go.

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* E LUCEVAN LE STELLE

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Hi, it's me again.

139
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No, nothing's happened.

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Just, you know, double-checking.

141
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Sorry.

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We are down to our final two contestants.

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Donald and Ethan.

144
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So this is your sudden death question.

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What connects waste
products with The Wasteland?

146
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Ethan? T S Eliot.

147
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Can you be more specific?

148
00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:09,540
Yes. TS Eliot wrote The
Wasteland and his name,

149
00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:12,860
as any crossword buff will tell you,
is an anagram of 'toilets',

150
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where, in an ideal society,
all waste products go.

151
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That's correct!

152
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I hereby declare
Ethan is the winer!

153
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Infantile chairman.

154
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Well, for now, the bar will remain open.

155
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We will reconvene here at
ten o'clock in the morning,

156
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In the meantime,
the night is still very young

157
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and the rest of it is yours to
do with as you think fit and
according to your predilections.

158
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Is it all right if we go to the pub?
Do as you like. It's a fun weekend.

159
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But remember the gates will be locked
at nine o'clock outside of term time.

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To stop tourists stealing the heritage.

161
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So when you come back,
you will have to ring the bell.

162
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The bell has the word 'press' written on it.

163
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A very grumpy man called Lester
will eventually let you in.

164
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That sounds like the voice of experience.
I know all the exits and entrances.

165
00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:06,380
All the ghosts lurking in the shadows. We're
students here. We know all that stuff.

166
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Ring the bell and ask for Lester.

167
00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:12,100
Listen, can I buy you both a drink?

168
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:16,220
I've never bought a drink
for a Red Hot Mama before.

169
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And I have plenty of secrets to share.

170
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:21,980
After those questions I'm a bit lukewarm,
but you never know your luck.

171
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You don't even remember
your own secrets, Ethan.

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Perhaps I just need a
little more persuading.

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Did you say something?

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Well, the words 'smooth' and
'operator' come to mind.

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* E LUCEVAN LE STELLE

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Are we allowing names of obscure and
generally discredited
political philosophers?

177
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:02,540
You want to put 'Gramsci', put 'Gramsci'.

178
00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:08,700
The army has a question for you,
Mr Richards. The name's Marcus.

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All right...Marcus.
But it's still the same question.

180
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Where does the money come from?

181
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,980
Sorry. Which money?

182
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The £5,000 that one of
these teams are gonna win?

183
00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:21,420
Oh. From a sponsor...within the industry.

184
00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:24,180
You have to understand quizzes
are the new rock'n'roll.

185
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People can become millionaires just
from answering silly questions.

186
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Ask a silly question. Exactly.
It's the world we live in.

187
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I'm telling you. I know all
the secrets of this place.

188
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There are people here
who should be in prison.

189
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In Oxford?

190
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:43,900
In this very building. Golly gosh.

191
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,020
But that's probably true of anywhere.

192
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Yes. But in Oxford, multiply that by
a factor of ten. Believe me. I know.

193
00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,860
Good news, it still fits.

194
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:13,980
Bad news, you look like
a bloody wine waiter.

195
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:18,660
But here's the big question...
The sudden death question?

196
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:21,140
Who wants to come with
me on the conducted tour?

197
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,660
Chaucer College by night.

198
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:26,580
The secret places. The ghosts.

199
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The buried bodies.

200
00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,180
Excellent.

201
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,460
Eve?

202
00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,860
Oh, come on, you are breaking my heart.

203
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,820
I think you're the sort of man
my mother warned me about.

204
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And you ignored her.

205
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:53,180
Don't worry. I am the gentlest man...

206
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on the planet.

207
00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:54,700
That's quite enough intellectual
ferment for one night.

208
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,460
Rather more than I'm used to,
as a matter of fact.

209
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,860
What do we think of our fellow travellers?

210
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:05,140
I suppose they're a cross-section.

211
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Of what? God knows.

212
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,700
Well, come on, then.

213
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:15,740
Thank you.

214
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,620
Come on! Come on!

215
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:35,220
We didn't wake you,
did we? Not entirely, no.

216
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:38,020
It's very nice of you and
you're not at all grumpy.

217
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,620
Who says I'd be grumpy?
Bloke called Croft. Ethan Croft.

218
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:44,060
Yeah. Ethan Croft.
Used to be a student here.

219
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Oh, yes, I remember him.

220
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,300
A lot of people remember him.

221
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:57,140
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with...

222
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'2PU.'

223
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,220
Two pissed undergraduates.

224
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,180
Correct. Your turn.

225
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,300
Oh, look. All the lights are out.

226
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:08,500
All the old folk have gone to bed.

227
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,820
We're playing a game, remember?

228
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,700
Sorry.

229
00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:21,620
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with...

230
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'..UST'.

231
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,540
Too easy. Unresolved
Sexual Tension.

232
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,700
Brilliant. Your turn.

233
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:35,300
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with...

234
00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,940
'..BFIW'.

235
00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:43,380
BFIW? Yes.

236
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,340
Could you spell
that for me, please?

237
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,380
Body floating in water.

238
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,340
Yeah.

239
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,580
Where?

240
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,300
Thank you! Thank you!

241
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:40,020
No, no, please!

242
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,980
Thank you!

243
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,900
Thank you very much!

244
00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:59,580
Do we know who he is?

245
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:02,580
Ethan Croft. A teacher apparently.

246
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,580
What was he doing here?

247
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,500
Taking part in a quiz weekend.

248
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:11,460
I see. So Mr Croft is our starter for ten.

249
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,860
Where's our favourite sergeant?

250
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:20,380
On his way back from a world
music festival in Somerset.

251
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:23,620
Swearing all the way, I should think.
I know the feeling.

252
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,500
Me, too.

253
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,620
I'm sorry about... Our best laid plans?

254
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,780
Right. Better get to work.

255
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:14,060
Sergeant Hathaway. Lester Garvey.

256
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,460
We're gonna need to lock everybody in.
Can you handle that?

257
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:20,580
I've been doing it for years.

258
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,460
But never for grown-ups.

259
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,900
I'll enjoy that.

260
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,100
Sorry about your weekend.

261
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,020
Yeah, sorry about yours.

262
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,180
What's all this about?

263
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:52,300
It's about a quiz weekend. Six teams of
two competing for a £5,000 cash prize.

264
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,980
Organised by a man called Marcus Richards.

265
00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:57,180
These the teams?

266
00:19:57,180 --> 00:20:01,500
Yeah, we've got Oxford dons,
City lawyers, primary school teachers,

267
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,740
students, squaddies and young mums.

268
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:07,060
Deceased? Michael Ethan Croft.

269
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,820
A primary school teacher.
Found in the ornamental pool.

270
00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:13,020
Body was discovered by the students
coming back just after midnight.

271
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:14,700
Where are all these people now?

272
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:18,500
Most of them sound asleep. We can
confront them over their hearty breakfast.

273
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,260
Or take Shakespeare's advice and
start by killing the lawyers.

274
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:25,900
Listen, I know this has screwed
up your weekend, but...

275
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,780
No, no, no. This hasn't
screwed up my weekend.

276
00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:30,820
My guitar got nicked.

277
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:32,980
Where was it?

278
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,340
The boot of the car.
I broke the golden rule.

279
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,460
Which is...?

280
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:40,300
Never let your instrument out of your sight.

281
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,700
I didn't know that.

282
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:45,220
What about piano players?

283
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:48,540
For them, the instrument is usually
provided. Of course. Sorry.

284
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,660
Is it valuable?

285
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,660
Yeah, to me it is.

286
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,740
It fits the shape of my hand.

287
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,980
Right. Names and addresses of all the teams.

288
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:02,340
We have until breakfast to see
if we've got anything on record.

289
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,460
What do you think about quizzes?

290
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:07,700
Terminally pointless.

291
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,980
Right up there with slugs and black pudding.

292
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:15,780
As you know, Ethan Croft
was murdered last night.

293
00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:18,900
And that being so, Sergeant Hathaway and I

294
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:22,820
would like to speak to each of you
individually over the course of the morning.

295
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:25,740
That is unless anyone wishes to confess.

296
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,620
Worth a try.

297
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:34,020
I should also make it clear
that the college gates

298
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:37,620
will be shut until further notice.
No-one leaves without our permission.

299
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:40,300
Forgive me if I sound like a lawyer,
but can you do that?

300
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,060
By the time our lawyers have
discussed it with your lawyers

301
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:45,220
the case would probably be closed anyway.

302
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:48,060
Don't worry, we can all
huddle together for warmth.

303
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:52,300
Now, maybe we can start with Mr
Croft's team partner, Mrs Taylor?

304
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,140
Is that correct? That's me.

305
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:05,900
Ethan was a brilliant man, academically.
He was deeply committed politically.

306
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:09,220
And a charmer.

307
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,060
Though I have to say, it didn't work on me.

308
00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:15,260
It sounds like you're working up to a 'but'.

309
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:18,980
He drank and he was a womaniser.

310
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:22,700
Is that why he was teaching
in a primary school?

311
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,500
That's a fair comment.

312
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,740
Somewhere a brilliant career
had run onto the rocks.

313
00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:30,780
But I never worked out why.

314
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:35,460
Last night after dinner everyone
went to the bar, is that right?

315
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:37,540
Apart from those students. How was it?

316
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,860
Quiet? Noisy? People talking to one another?

317
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,980
Honest answer, it was...a little boring.

318
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,980
I don't know. I thought that...

319
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:51,180
..in a way, this weekend would be like
revisiting the Oxford of my student days.

320
00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:54,780
And it wasn't. We grow older, Sergeant.

321
00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:57,300
Ethan Croft was a student here.
Did you know him?

322
00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:01,420
Not that I'm aware of. I mean, we might
have been in the same room on occasion.

323
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:05,700
The Union or whatever pubs we used to go
to back then. But I don't remember him.

324
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,980
Mind you, the world is full
of people I've never met.

325
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:11,620
I have enough trouble with
the people I have met.

326
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:16,620
Still, this weekend is not
entirely without interest, is it?

327
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:18,500
A real-life country house murder.

328
00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:21,500
Miss Scarlett with the lead piping.

329
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,380
High on our list of suspects.

330
00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:28,900
We're regular army. We don't meet many
civilians and I only met them yesterday.

331
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,660
Did you notice
anything about Croft?

332
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,700
He was doing some serious
chatting up of one of the women.

333
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:37,460
And, as my father used to say,
he had drink taken.

334
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:41,540
Am I allowed to
make an observation?

335
00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:43,780
All police work starts with observation.

336
00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:46,500
Our cheerful host, Mr Richards...

337
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:50,460
He's a bit...smooth for my taste.

338
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,580
I'm not crazy about smooth myself.

339
00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:56,980
And I have an observation of my own. Yes?

340
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:58,620
Did you bruise your hand?

341
00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:01,820
Yes. Last week, on manoeuvres.

342
00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:04,260
It was a brief encounter with
the side of an armoured car.

343
00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:08,820
He invited us to go on a
conducted tour of the college

344
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:11,300
and all its dark secrets.

345
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,060
And did you go? Yes, but...

346
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:17,700
..not all the way, if you know
what I mean. Did you like him?

347
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:20,100
He had a lot to say. Mostly about himself.

348
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,980
That wasn't the question.

349
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:25,420
Charming, I suppose. Very clever.

350
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,820
But still a man,
whichever way you look at it.

351
00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:30,340
I've never really been
all that good with men.

352
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:32,500
I can only apologise on behalf of my gender.

353
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:36,660
I'll apologise to your friend
if she can spare a minute.

354
00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,260
Miss Strong. Word, please.

355
00:24:45,740 --> 00:24:47,780
I'm told you wanted a word.

356
00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:49,020
Yeah.

357
00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:53,140
We've been looking at your website.

358
00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:55,100
Oh, yes.

359
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:57,580
It's good, isn't it? My son designed that.

360
00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:02,180
It says here you're a former winner of
two major television quiz programmes.

361
00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:04,340
But it doesn't say which ones.

362
00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:07,340
One was in Canada and the
other was in South Africa.

363
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:10,340
Did you win a lot of money?
Not enough to retire on.

364
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,180
That's why I'm running these quiz weekends.

365
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:17,140
It also refers to your
background in broadcasting.

366
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,980
But again, it's a bit vague on the detail.

367
00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:22,820
Are we still talking
Canada and South Africa?

368
00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:23,860
Yes.

369
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:29,180
Everyone dresses up their CV a bit.

370
00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:31,340
I'm sure it goes on in the police force.

371
00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:34,420
We have the facilities to
check and double check.

372
00:25:34,420 --> 00:25:35,980
And we do.

373
00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:41,500
I'm just an honest hustler trying
to make a living in a tough world.

374
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,140
Where does the £5,000 come from?

375
00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:47,420
It's... It's self-financing.

376
00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:53,540
People pay £500 for the weekend. If I rig the
books properly, I come out slightly ahead.

377
00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:55,580
£500?

378
00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:59,020
Yeah. They get full board in an
Oxford college for the weekend

379
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,700
and the chance to make exciting new friends.

380
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:05,220
I'd hoped to attract a few more, but the
bank holiday hasn't done us any favours.

381
00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:07,980
Be lucky to break even.
Exciting new friends?

382
00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:11,700
Is that why it says 'singles
welcome' on the website?

383
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,700
Yes.

384
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:16,060
Are all of the people here single?

385
00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:20,740
I've no idea. I suppose we mean 'single
at heart'. We're all consenting adults.

386
00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:23,980
Were you aware of any of the consenting
adults pairing off last night?

387
00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:26,140
I make it my policy to look the other way.

388
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:31,580
Though I have to say I think Ethan
Croft was on the prowl in a big way.

389
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:32,900
Didn't do him much good.

390
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:37,060
We need to know more about
people's movements last night.

391
00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:39,260
So try very hard to remember.

392
00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:41,500
Looking the other way isn't much help.

393
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,420
OK. I'll try.

394
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:48,060
I need to ask you something, actually. What?

395
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:52,060
Would it be all right to carry
on with the quiz weekend?

396
00:26:52,060 --> 00:26:54,380
If it's what the people want.

397
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:57,900
From my professional point of view,
I just want people to stay within reach.

398
00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:00,380
Thank you. You're a gentleman.

399
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:10,140
He was my first boyfriend.

400
00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:13,340
I was 14. He was 16.

401
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:16,500
And then when I saw his name on
the website for this weekend...

402
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,900
..I thought maybe...

403
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,540
maybe it's never too late.

404
00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:25,100
But I was wrong.

405
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:28,660
He just didn't remember me. And then even
if he did, he obviously preferred Eve.

406
00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:32,700
This conducted tour of the college,
how did it end?

407
00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:35,980
As you'd expect. An invitation
to his room for a nightcap.

408
00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:38,060
And did you go? No. Definitely not.

409
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:44,980
Eve might have done.

410
00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:46,900
Why would she go and you not?

411
00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:53,660
The message was... Well, the message that
I got was that he was up for a threesome.

412
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:58,220
I don't play those kind of games.
Not even with...

413
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:01,300
..with someone I once loved.

414
00:28:04,860 --> 00:28:06,780
Thanks for talking to me.

415
00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:19,780
What did you tell him? Enough, no more.

416
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:21,700
All of it true.

417
00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:29,420
Mr Terry. Professor Terry.

418
00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:32,740
Forgive me. Did you know Ethan
Croft prior to this weekend?

419
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:34,500
Absolutely not.

420
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:39,500
Our information is that he was a
student here during the late '80s.
And briefly a junior lecturer.

421
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:43,580
This is Oxford. I'm a research fellow
specialising in modern history.

422
00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:45,620
Students are not one of my primary concerns.

423
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,820
Is that the box office?

424
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:56,940
I booked two tickets for tonight's
performance, but work has cropped up.

425
00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:59,020
I'm not gonna be able to make it.

426
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:02,420
Yeah, I know. It's not about the money.

427
00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:06,540
So, I dunno, give them away to the
poor of the parish. But use them, eh?

428
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,700
The name is Lewis.

429
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:11,740
Tonight. The Fairy Queen.

430
00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:13,900
The Fairy Queen?

431
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:16,820
It's an opera. Was that
your bank holiday weekend?

432
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:18,580
It was.

433
00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:22,420
Covent Garden? No, The Fairy Queen's
on at Glyndebourne, isn't it?

434
00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:25,380
Two tickets? Yeah,
I was going with a friend.

435
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,580
I do have friends.

436
00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:30,020
Modern architecture. What are they up to?

437
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,060
Nothing. They're students.

438
00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:35,620
Who designed the Guggenheim Museum?
Frank Lloyd Wright.

439
00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:37,500
Come on. Back to work.

440
00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:40,940
Should we be doing this? Of course.

441
00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:42,660
We can't win if we don't practise.

442
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,580
This used to be one of the finest
college libraries in Oxford.

443
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:53,660
Because it had all your books?

444
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:55,340
Why else?

445
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,420
Purely as a matter of interest,
have you read them all?

446
00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:01,300
All what? Your books?

447
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,540
Oh, good God, no.
They're unreadable.

448
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,860
Which is, no doubt, the point. Naturally.

449
00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:09,460
How many have you written?

450
00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:11,460
My next book will be my first.

451
00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:13,540
And finest, no doubt.

452
00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:15,620
Lawyers are men of action.

453
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,500
Any joy? No.

454
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:25,140
Everybody's behaving true to form.

455
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:28,100
Nobody saw anything that matters a damn.

456
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:32,140
Our victim was a drinker,
a womaniser and a show-off.

457
00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:36,620
That Richards is a shifty sod
and we're no further forward.

458
00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:38,860
So I've been thinking about your guitar.

459
00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:41,140
That's nice. Thanks.

460
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:45,500
If I'd nicked something specialised
like a guitar, I wouldn't be
trying to flog it down the pub.

461
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:48,540
I'd put it on the...Net.
Is that what I mean?

462
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:50,420
I'm sure that's what you mean.

463
00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:54,220
Come on. Let's have a
proper look at Croft's room.

464
00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:08,660
Have you noticed his
bedside reading?

465
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,340
The Cherry Orchard. Is it?

466
00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:18,460
In Russian.

467
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:23,100
These orchards all look alike in Russian.

468
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,340
He had a first in modern languages.

469
00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:28,860
Yes. So why was he teaching
in a primary school?

470
00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:32,940
It's a big jump from an Oxford first
to Plasticine with five-year-olds.

471
00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:37,380
I was hoping to have a word. Of course.

472
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:40,620
Charles Milner. Professor of engineering.

473
00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:42,500
Very good. Let's have a word, then.

474
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:50,820
You're probably aware by now that
Croft was a brilliant student.

475
00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:53,660
And very briefly, a junior
lecturer in modern languages.

476
00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:55,020
Indeed.

477
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:57,020
Is that what you wanted to tell us?

478
00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:58,340
No.

479
00:31:58,340 --> 00:32:02,180
Professor Terry and I were talking

480
00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:07,900
and we...we vaguely remember that Croft
left Oxford under something of a cloud.

481
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:09,900
You vaguely remember?

482
00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:12,220
Common room gossip, no more.

483
00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:16,300
He left under a cloud? Is there any possibility
you could describe this cloud for us?

484
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:22,500
It was a sexual harassment case
involving a first-year student.

485
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,740
Which, presumably,
is all on record?

486
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:29,620
I doubt that any of it's on record.
Remember where we are.

487
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:33,140
Vague memories have very
little value in police work.

488
00:32:33,140 --> 00:32:36,980
Who would be likely to know the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

489
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:43,620
I believe there's a wife. Wives are pretty
good at that sort of
thing, in my experience.

490
00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:45,260
Thank you, Professor.

491
00:32:57,820 --> 00:33:00,100
It might be only a vague memory,

492
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:03,540
but, to me, he just stuck a knife
right between Ethan Croft's ribs.

493
00:33:03,540 --> 00:33:05,260
Why would he do that?

494
00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,100
Why indeed?

495
00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:13,780
The precise cause of death was drowning,
but he was unconscious at the time.

496
00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:16,940
There's bruising to the back of the neck.
Like a rabbit punch.

497
00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:19,300
Caused by...? Probably a fist.

498
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,460
Assuming somebody who knew what
he was doing. Or she, possibly.

499
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:27,220
There was also a cut and some
bruising to the side of the face,
as if he'd been in a fight.

500
00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:31,460
But nothing on the hands, suggesting he
didn't fight back. The
violence was one-sided.

501
00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:35,660
A couple of our soldiers have somewhat
enigmatic CVs. There's a whiff of SAS.

502
00:33:35,660 --> 00:33:37,980
Heaven preserve us from
the Ministry of Defence.

503
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:40,660
And he'd also had sex
earlier in the evening.

504
00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:43,180
Well, now.

505
00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:46,260
Eve Rigby said that she went on a
guided tour of the college with him,

506
00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:48,780
but, and I quote,
she 'didn't go all the way'.

507
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:51,140
Well, someone did. Unless she's lying.

508
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:55,180
It ties in with the story about Croft being
drummed out of Oxford for sexual harassment.

509
00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:57,180
Any chance of finding
out the truth?

510
00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:59,940
We're gonna talk to his wife.
You haven't done that yet?

511
00:33:59,940 --> 00:34:03,060
She's visiting her mother in Brighton.
She's on her way back now.

512
00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:05,100
And we have a jealous
ex-girlfriend.

513
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:06,900
Namely? Robyn Strong.

514
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:10,620
She seems to have planned the weekend
as a grand reunion with her first love.

515
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:14,140
They never learn. So are we
talking about a crime of passion?

516
00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:17,660
Not my department, guv. But it is
relevant that he'd been drinking heavily.

517
00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:21,420
Probably for some years and just about the
second-to-last thing he did was have sex.

518
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:25,540
So where are they now,
these Grey Guardians and Red Hot Mamas?

519
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,740
They're having a quiz. And who's Gibson?

520
00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:30,620
There's nobody on any of
the teams called Gibson.

521
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:32,660
Unrelated inquiry.

522
00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:33,820
How was your wedding?

523
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:39,220
Um, oh... A modern church service.
All a bit happy-clappy.

524
00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:42,220
I still prefer the vicar to say,
'Let no man put asunder'.

525
00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:46,180
I sat through the speeches and Uncle
Vivian singing Bless This House

526
00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:48,180
and then had to leave before the meal.

527
00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:51,740
My husband's not speaking to me, because
he's stuck with all my mad relations.

528
00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:53,180
It's been an all-round triumph.

529
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:58,180
Any luck with the tickets?

530
00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:00,900
I phoned the box office.
They might be able to get rid of them.

531
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,900
I hope so. It's a lot of money.

532
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:05,220
You lose some, you lose some.

533
00:35:05,220 --> 00:35:07,660
Still, we'll try
again another time.

534
00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:09,580
If you're happy about that?

535
00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:12,740
Yeah. I'm happy about that.

536
00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:14,700
Good.

537
00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:18,500
Your date for the weekend, Doctor Hobson?

538
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:22,140
We were going to Glyndebourne
to see The Fairy Queen.

539
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:24,900
All right? Now you know
all there is to know.

540
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:27,860
Were you overnighting?
Mind your own business!

541
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,740
It's only because I care.

542
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:36,100
These questions all relate to
the nicknames of famous people.

543
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,500
So, on the buzzers.

544
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:41,180
Who was 'the Welsh wizard'?

545
00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:45,940
David Lloyd George.

546
00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:48,860
You're far too young to know that.
He knew my father.

547
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,900
Next, another wizard.

548
00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:57,860
Yes? No idea.

549
00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:59,940
I'm just sick of not pressing the buzzer.

550
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:03,500
It is a quiz, after all.
Did you not read the small print?

551
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,740
Are we likely to have
an answer at any point?

552
00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:10,220
Just think of a wizard. Any wizard will do.

553
00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:14,020
Merlin?

554
00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:16,180
Sorry. Not Merlin.
Handing it over to the other team.

555
00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:23,100
Might that be Stanley Matthews, the footballer?
Known as 'the wizard of the dribble'.

556
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:28,660
A brilliant piece of lateral
thinking. It's well played, Toxic
Debt, bad luck, Class Of '89.

557
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,860
That was brilliant. I know.
Blame it on my youth.

558
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:36,020
We'll take a break, guys.

559
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:39,980
Back at four for a needle match between
the Grey Guardians and the Red Hot Mamas.

560
00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:46,260
You almost shouted at me.

561
00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:49,100
Sorry. I mistook you for my wife.

562
00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:55,660
How can those children possibly
know the answers to those questions?

563
00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:10,700
Yes. That's Ethan.

564
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:13,700
Thank you.

565
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:18,780
Do you feel...able to
talk about your husband?

566
00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:25,060
This is supposed to help, isn't it?

567
00:37:32,860 --> 00:37:35,780
I'm sure everybody's told you
that Ethan was a damn fool.

568
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:41,220
He was...a brilliant damn fool,

569
00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:45,580
but whichever way you look at it,
he didn't deserve to be murdered.

570
00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:52,220
We're told he left Oxford under a cloud after
having an affair with one of his students.

571
00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:54,300
Who told you that? One of the Oxford Mafia?

572
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:56,260
It's confidential. I'm sorry.

573
00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:59,700
Well, it's true...about the affair.

574
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:02,980
But if every academic who had an
affair with a student left Oxford,

575
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:06,700
they'd run out of teaching staff and be
asking for volunteers at the Job Centre.

576
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,700
It was before I met him, anyway.

577
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:11,580
When did you meet him?

578
00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:15,580
Hall Rise Primary
School staff room.

579
00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:19,260
So you didn't know him
during his Oxford days?

580
00:38:19,260 --> 00:38:21,180
No. I'm strictly a redbrick girl.

581
00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:28,980
I do know he was always very bitter about
what happened. I don't know the details.

582
00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:30,900
Can you hazard a guess?

583
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:35,260
He was brilliant at languages,
as I'm sure you probably know.

584
00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:39,100
Russian, Polish, even some of those
funny little Baltic countries.

585
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:42,140
He did a lot of interpreting
and translating work.

586
00:38:42,140 --> 00:38:46,660
A couple of times he was an
interpreter for some Russian
footballers taking driving tests.

587
00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:50,540
I'm not sure I can divine
a motive for murder there.

588
00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:58,460
There was a period in the early
'90s when he was doing an awful
lot of really high-profile work

589
00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:01,140
and then suddenly it was
all just...hack stuff.

590
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:06,860
Legal aid for some immigrant fruit
picker in court on a driving charge.

591
00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:12,140
But he never really spoke
about his work, not in detail.

592
00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:15,780
You know...

593
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:18,420
Ethan was all the things
you already know about him.

594
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:20,300
He was...immoral.

595
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:24,180
He was a drinker, self-centred.

596
00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:28,740
But in professional matters, he was...

597
00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:31,780
..an honourable man.

598
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:37,060
He believed in things like public service.
That's why he worked for the union.

599
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:41,340
Hated all that stuff about
the free market knows best.

600
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:44,700
Well, he was right all along
about that, wasn't he?

601
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:54,620
There's something else that you should know.
You might find it hard.

602
00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:56,260
You think it's been easy so far?

603
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,180
I realise that, but...

604
00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:00,780
Sergeant...

605
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:04,940
..I think it's fair to say
that nothing can hurt me now.

606
00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:06,860
So please say whatever it is.

607
00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:12,580
According to the medical evidence,
he had sex last night before he died.

608
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,620
I see.

609
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:20,620
I'm sorry.

610
00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:22,780
You and me both.

611
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:25,740
But I still loved him.

612
00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:28,740
And admired him.

613
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:34,500
He just had one big problem a constitutional
inability to keep it in his trousers.

614
00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:37,700
That's why there were times when...

615
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:39,700
When what?

616
00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:46,340
There were times when I would have
happily killed the guy myself.

617
00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:58,500
Her exact words, 'kill the guy'.

618
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,620
You think she put out a contract on him?

619
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:02,500
All you need is a trained killer.

620
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:09,340
I'm told you'd like a word.

621
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:12,060
Thank you. Come in. Sit down, Lieutenant.

622
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:14,180
I answer to Diane. Sorry.

623
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:17,580
Diane. This is a really silly question.

624
00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:20,700
That's what this weekend's about,
isn't it? Silly questions.

625
00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:24,260
We've had a whisper that Croft's
killing might have been carried out

626
00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:29,100
on behalf of a jealous former lover,
partner, wife, well, you take your pick.

627
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,740
What, a professional hit?
We said it was silly.

628
00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:35,060
And we're not accusing the British Army,

629
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:38,260
but your professional
observations would be appreciated.

630
00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:44,140
We're just a couple of squaddies...
taking a weekend off to prove to the world

631
00:41:44,140 --> 00:41:47,300
that even though we're soldiers
we're not mindless zombies.

632
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:49,860
Any day now we're off to keep the peace

633
00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:54,100
under the flag of the United Nations at
some pimple on the arsehole of the universe.

634
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:56,260
We're here to have fun.

635
00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:58,620
So far, fun's been a bit thin on the ground.

636
00:41:58,620 --> 00:42:00,980
And we have to check every possibility.

637
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:05,740
Now you've ticked that box, you can file it
under 'garbage' and move on. Are we through?

638
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:09,780
Unless you had sex with
Ethan Croft last night.

639
00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:12,420
What? It's a simple enough question.

640
00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:14,580
I imagine you'd
remember if you had.

641
00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:17,060
I would remember and I definitely did not.

642
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,380
Thank you.

643
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:29,260
I think she'll be very
good at keeping the peace.

644
00:42:29,260 --> 00:42:32,260
Same as her friend, the silent sergeant.

645
00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:34,460
Carrying out orders
without question.

646
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,500
Licensed to kill.

647
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,540
It's what soldiers do.

648
00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:40,580
What, telling lies?

649
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,460
Everyone tells lies.

650
00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:45,340
Especially about sex.

651
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:53,620
Did you tell them? What is there to tell?

652
00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:57,380
It's my decision, Sergeant. My decision.

653
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:10,260
I thought your team were brilliant earlier.

654
00:43:10,260 --> 00:43:12,420
We practise hard and we need the money.

655
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:14,940
Are any of you aware of Ethan Croft's work

656
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:17,860
as a translator and interpreter
during his time at Oxford?

657
00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:19,860
I can't say that I am. Nor me.

658
00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:21,740
Yes. Can you elaborate?

659
00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:24,980
I vaguely remember a guy in
college raving about him.

660
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:28,380
How he'd done some highly original
translations of Chekhov and Gorky.

661
00:43:28,380 --> 00:43:32,380
Decided they were both very funny writers.
Hence his first, presumably.

662
00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:36,420
Yes. The Lower Depths,
a laugh on every line.

663
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:39,780
Mind you, I always did take more interest
in my fellow students than you did.

664
00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:42,580
I was cursed with ambition. There's no cure.

665
00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:47,260
And we've had a hint that he
might have done some very
high-profile, highly-sensitive work.

666
00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:49,980
Which, by definition,
would be highly confidential.

667
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:52,860
And why would he tell any of us about it?

668
00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:54,660
I'm only a lawyer. What do lawyers know?

669
00:43:56,260 --> 00:44:00,420
Sorry to keep you waiting, guys.
Just getting the questions in order.

670
00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:05,060
If you'd like to take your places, this is
the next match in our Quizaholics Weekend

671
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:08,660
between the Grey Guardians
and the Red Hot Mamas.

672
00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:12,620
If the rest of you would like
to sit down and play the part
of the appreciative audience.

673
00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:18,660
Sorry, everyone.

674
00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:20,380
Call of nature.

675
00:44:21,780 --> 00:44:24,980
We do seem to be missing someone.
Where is Eve?

676
00:44:26,220 --> 00:44:30,140
She said she was going to her room
to swot up on Top 20 hits since 1955.

677
00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:32,660
Which probably guarantees
she's fallen asleep.

678
00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:35,100
Would anyone like to wake her up?

679
00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:37,500
Would you like me to go?
She's next door to me.

680
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:40,660
Thank you, you're an angel.
Just as I was getting excited.

681
00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:52,020
Eve.

682
00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:55,180
You're keeping everybody waiting.

683
00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:57,060
Eve.

684
00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:00,100
Eve?

685
00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:03,700
Oh!

686
00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:24,860
Nothing complicated.
Been strangled.

687
00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:26,460
From behind.

688
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:28,580
With? Bare hands.

689
00:45:28,580 --> 00:45:30,860
As for the timing...

690
00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:35,260
I know about the timing. She came up to her
room at two and was discovered at four.

691
00:45:35,260 --> 00:45:37,540
She was doing her homework.

692
00:45:37,540 --> 00:45:41,340
We need to know exactly where everybody
was between two and four. No more fudging.

693
00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:43,740
Shall I round them up? Yeah, with a whip.

694
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,620
I'm getting sick of these people.

695
00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:55,820
Were you close to Eve?

696
00:45:56,940 --> 00:45:58,900
Well, um...

697
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,420
Yes, I suppose I was.

698
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:06,900
Babies do that to women.

699
00:46:10,460 --> 00:46:12,660
Until this weekend.

700
00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:14,540
What happened this weekend? Ethan Croft.

701
00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:17,660
He didn't really remember me.

702
00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:19,540
He pretended to, but...

703
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:24,340
And then he just made a beeline for Eve,
so I thought to hell with him.

704
00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:26,300
So they went to her room? His room?

705
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:28,220
His room.

706
00:46:29,380 --> 00:46:32,380
I wouldn't care, but she has a husband.

707
00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:35,180
He's not much of one, but at least
he's there some of the time.

708
00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:38,300
I don't have anyone.

709
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:40,500
You have a child?

710
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,780
I have a snotty two-year-old
and a mad grandma.

711
00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:49,980
I think they might have had a row.

712
00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:54,980
I think I heard them arguing in
the corridor outside my room.

713
00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:58,140
And then it just went quiet.

714
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,820
I should have done something.

715
00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:05,740
She might still be alive. Were you jealous?

716
00:47:06,660 --> 00:47:08,620
Jealous? Why would I be jealous?

717
00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:12,180
You come to rekindle your first love
and he goes off with your best friend?

718
00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:15,580
I might have been a bit miffed.
You mean jealous enough to commit murder?

719
00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:18,820
I wasn't accusing you.

720
00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:21,740
God, I hate this place.

721
00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:23,940
I want to go home.

722
00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:26,100
To a snotty two-year-old
and your mad grandma?

723
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:27,620
Anything's better than this.

724
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:35,500
Did you hear anything resembling
a row on your landing?

725
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:39,060
To be perfectly honest, I was somewhat
preoccupied with my own problems.

726
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:41,020
Personal or professional?

727
00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:43,140
Private maybe?

728
00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:45,020
Try me.

729
00:47:48,940 --> 00:47:53,140
Have you ever planned an idyllic,
romantic get-away-from-it-all weekend,

730
00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:56,300
only to have it turn into a handful of dust?

731
00:47:57,660 --> 00:47:59,580
Now, that really is private.

732
00:48:03,820 --> 00:48:06,460
I'm going to ask you all to
do something very simple.

733
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,180
You all have a piece of paper.

734
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:14,620
And I want you to write down,
in precise and accurate detail,

735
00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:17,500
what you were doing between
two and four this afternoon.

736
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,500
Plus who you were with.

737
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:22,500
And if we were alone?
Then that's what you write down.

738
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:27,340
And I should remind you, if what you
write down turns out to be untrue,

739
00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:31,260
then you'll be guilty of wasting
police time, of obstruction

740
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:35,060
and all manner of new offences,
which the government is probably planning

741
00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:38,820
to introduce at any moment as part of their
ongoing fight against global terrorism.

742
00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:43,380
15 minutes.

743
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,180
How's it going?

744
00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:59,820
What? The not smoking.

745
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:03,060
It's a nightmare.
I'd rather talk about my suspect.

746
00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:04,540
Robyn Strong?

747
00:49:04,540 --> 00:49:06,260
It's worth examining as an idea.

748
00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:07,820
Persuade me.

749
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:12,460
She has a fantasy of a perfect man, based
on the perfect boy she knew from school.

750
00:49:12,460 --> 00:49:16,340
And what happens? He doesn't
remember her and he runs off
with her so-called best friend.

751
00:49:16,340 --> 00:49:18,500
She'd have to be slightly deranged.

752
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:21,260
One could argue that all
murderers are slightly deranged.

753
00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:23,340
Especially in a crime of passion.

754
00:49:23,340 --> 00:49:25,500
I don't buy it.

755
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:28,140
Better ideas? I'm keeping an open mind.

756
00:49:28,140 --> 00:49:30,260
Sounds like a no.

757
00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:33,420
You're good together, you know.

758
00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:35,180
Who? You and the doc.

759
00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:39,100
We were going to the opera
together. That's all.

760
00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:41,340
We weren't planning to elope.

761
00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:43,860
I wouldn't even know the
way to Gretna Green.

762
00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:46,980
You said you were overnighting.
Where were you gonna stay?

763
00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:50,900
I booked the tickets. She booked the hotel.

764
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:52,380
One room or two?

765
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:54,860
Do us a favour, will you,
and mind your own business.

766
00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:58,140
Go and find your
guitar or something.

767
00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:03,420
They should be ready to hand
in their homework by now.

768
00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:10,140
How are you planning to structure
the rest of the weekend?

769
00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:13,540
Well, a lot of people want to go home.
I assume you'd rather they didn't.

770
00:50:13,540 --> 00:50:15,180
You assume right.

771
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,820
So I thought a quiet supper,

772
00:50:17,820 --> 00:50:20,900
followed by a quiz, just for amusement.

773
00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:22,900
Keep it very low-key.

774
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:24,860
What about the £5,000?

775
00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:29,980
Well, the students are keen to carry on.
They're already through to the final.

776
00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:34,780
Apart from that, I've had a number of
withdrawals, but the Grey Guardians...

777
00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:37,940
The Oxford dons? They're happy to continue.

778
00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:43,460
So I thought a grand final, for the money,
between those two teams, tomorrow afternoon.

779
00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:45,460
And then people can go.

780
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,700
If you've finished with them by then.

781
00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:52,540
I sincerely hope I'll be finished with
them by then. With one obvious exception.

782
00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:54,860
All done?

783
00:50:54,860 --> 00:50:59,260
All done. I half expected one or two
of them to be in Latin, but we're fine.

784
00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:09,820
Robyn Strong was in her room
brushing up on the quiz questions.

785
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:12,780
The lawyers and dons were
in the college library.

786
00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:17,260
Ava Taylor, the students and the soldiers
were drinking coffee in the cafeteria

787
00:51:17,260 --> 00:51:20,300
where they were later joined
by the lawyers and the dons.

788
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:23,260
Richards? In the dining hall,
getting ready for the quiz.

789
00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:28,540
Right. So now all we have to do is
find out which of them is telling lies.

790
00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:32,900
For amusement only...

791
00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:36,980
what connects an island in
Scotland with the Olympic Games?

792
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:40,620
Hoy. The connection?

793
00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:44,580
The island of Hoy is in the Orkneys. And Chris
Hoy won three gold medals in the cycling.

794
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:51,460
Next, what links Isambard Kingdom Brunel
with a former Lancashire wicket-keeper?

795
00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:53,300
Too easy.

796
00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:55,100
Speak for yourself.

797
00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:59,900
Brunel was an engineer. Farouk
Engineer kept wicket for Lancashire.

798
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:03,700
The answer, therefore, is 'engineer'.
Takes one to know one.

799
00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:06,820
Oh, for God's sake,
who gives a damn about any of this?

800
00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:11,700
I suspect the honest answer is...nobody.

801
00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:14,300
In fairness, Mr Richards
is doing a praiseworthy job

802
00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:17,820
in trying to keep up our spirits
in an impossible situation.

803
00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:20,180
You'd have done well at Dunkirk.

804
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:22,820
Well, I've had enough of
these silly questions.

805
00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:26,380
There's only one question that matters here
and no-one knows the answer to that one!

806
00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:32,460
Somebody knows the answer to that one.

807
00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:35,460
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

808
00:53:07,740 --> 00:53:09,700
Is it all right if I...

809
00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:11,820
Feel free. I'm past caring.

810
00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:24,780
The thing is...

811
00:53:24,780 --> 00:53:26,660
you've lost your partner.

812
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:30,020
I haven't really got one. Poor old you.

813
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:35,380
No. I mean I can do the sales
pitch and the flash talk, but...

814
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,580
..really I'm like you,

815
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:41,100
just lost in a strange land.

816
00:53:43,780 --> 00:53:46,660
I just wondered whether it would help you...

817
00:53:47,780 --> 00:53:50,380
..if we were lost together?

818
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,060
No ulterior motive.

819
00:53:58,020 --> 00:54:00,460
I'm just suggesting we become kind of...

820
00:54:01,540 --> 00:54:03,460
..temporary friends.

821
00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:07,140
Till we can get the hell out of this place.

822
00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:13,020
A temporary friend?

823
00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:19,460
Are you single?

824
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,380
I live on my own...

825
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:26,260
with some tropical fish.

826
00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:30,140
And all of Bob Dylan's albums.

827
00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:33,180
Probably extremely sad.

828
00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:38,620
But I can give you my
word I'm not a murderer.

829
00:54:40,540 --> 00:54:42,460
How do you know I'm not?

830
00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:45,780
Sorry?

831
00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:48,980
It's all very well us being special friends,

832
00:54:48,980 --> 00:54:52,500
but one of us is a murderer,
whichever way you look at it.

833
00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:57,940
Not a woman? I wouldn't be the first.

834
00:54:59,980 --> 00:55:01,820
Nah, it's ridiculous. Is it?

835
00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:06,660
I suppose it is.

836
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,900
Who knows?

837
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:44,460
So, this is where...Ethan did all his work.

838
00:55:46,540 --> 00:55:48,740
All right if we have a browse?

839
00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:52,740
Of course. Help yourself.
I'll...leave you to it.

840
00:55:58,060 --> 00:56:04,540
So, Mr Ethan Croft, where did you hide the
secrets that could put people in prison?

841
00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:09,620
And what sort of secrets were they?
Old-fashioned blackmail stuff?

842
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:11,340
Laptop?

843
00:56:11,340 --> 00:56:14,900
That's your department.
I'll do the paperwork.

844
00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:17,500
This could take days. Which we do not have.

845
00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:22,780
Ah. Problem?

846
00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,700
I don't speak Russian. Do you?

847
00:56:26,060 --> 00:56:28,180
I'm only just in
control of English.

848
00:56:28,180 --> 00:56:30,940
It's an impressive
form of security.

849
00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:33,220
A lot of these are in Russian, too.

850
00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:36,980
Ah. This is better. English?

851
00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:41,020
Yeah. And there seems to be a
system in amongst all the mess.

852
00:56:42,860 --> 00:56:50,020
Files marked Personal, Business, School,
Trades Union and Highly Personal.

853
00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:51,900
Oh, promising.

854
00:56:54,260 --> 00:56:58,020
Unfortunately...none marked Top Secret.

855
00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:02,420
You know what, we're gonna have
to take all this stuff away

856
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:05,580
and just resign ourselves to
getting very little sleep tonight.

857
00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:08,140
Sleep's over-rated,
especially on a Saturday.

858
00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:10,020
Do you have to be so young?

859
00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:15,060
Thanks, Mrs Croft. You're welcome.

860
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:29,880
Are you aware of the hourly rate a Russian
translator will charge at the weekend?

861
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,320
I'm no expert, but I think
there's Polish, as well.

862
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:36,160
What makes you think the murders are
connected with his work as a translator?

863
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,520
That's one of three possibilities.
The others being?

864
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,680
I fancy a crime of passion.
There's enough sexual energy
there to power the national grid.

865
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:47,040
Or it could be related to
the quiz weekend itself.

866
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:51,360
Our genial host Marcus Richards seems
to me like a fully-paid-up con artist.

867
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,320
So it's one chance in three that
it's all to do with the Russians?

868
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,520
As things stand.

869
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,760
We'll find you a translator. Here's a thing.

870
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:03,320
What? Initial medical report on Eve Rigby.

871
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,560
She hadn't had sex recently.

872
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:16,440
I'm gonna let you in on a
little secret. Secret? Wow.

873
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:20,360
According to our medical records, Ethan
Croft had sex with somebody before he died.

874
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,720
Sounds like a nice way to go.

875
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:27,320
But again, according to our medical records,
Eve Rigby hadn't had sex with anyone,

876
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:31,720
so it leaves us with the question,
who did he have sex with?

877
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,600
How should I know?

878
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,880
Well, I could ask the obvious question.

879
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,320
Maybe I should ask the obvious question? Me?

880
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,400
I find that whole idea hysterically funny,
that's how far we've travelled.

881
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:12,520
Any joy, enlightenment, jokes?

882
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,480
Is this Ethan Croft's work?

883
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,160
Yeah. How did you know?

884
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,040
We studied together.

885
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,360
There are translations here...

886
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,600
They've got his fingerprints all over them.

887
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,040
He was brilliant.

888
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:30,080
But people have probably
told you that. They have.

889
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,280
But this stuff, it's either literary,

890
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:37,720
translations of Chekhov and
Tolstoy all the standard authors

891
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:41,680
and some technical material
that's honestly beyond me.

892
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,840
It was a terrible waste of talent, you know.

893
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,000
How do you mean?

894
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,280
Well, doing radical versions of
great authors, that's one thing.

895
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:56,640
Acting as an interpreter for
footballers and businessmen,
that's hack work by comparison.

896
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,600
That's what I do.

897
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:06,360
If you knew Ethan Croft in his
Oxford days, were you aware of
this sexual harassment business?

898
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,760
Only as a rumour. One moment he was
there and suddenly he was gone.

899
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,000
Accompanied by a lot of
whispering behind hands.

900
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,080
How about old-fashioned paper?

901
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,240
A lot of trade union minutes.

902
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,480
Utterly fascinating. I'll bet.

903
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,320
He was a very angry and frustrated man.

904
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,840
Looking in his diary,
it's mainly appointments,

905
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,560
but every so often he pops
in a comment on the news.

906
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:34,280
He hates the government, he hates
bankers and he hates the City of London.

907
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,280
Not a bad judge.

908
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,360
I've found budgets here
for some project or other.

909
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:44,080
Could be engineering.
All seems honest and above board.

910
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,760
Pity.

911
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,880
Breath of fresh air? As long as I
can contaminate it with nicotine.

912
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,400
Everybody tucked up safely?

913
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,840
As far as I know.
I can't check them all personally.

914
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,720
But I've never lost anybody
until this weekend.

915
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,880
Do you remember Ethan Croft
when he was a student here?

916
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,680
I certainly do. Piss artist and sex maniac.

917
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,840
Which is saying something,
bearing in mind...

918
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,760
..he's a student and they're
all that way inclined.

919
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:20,720
Were you familiar with him as a junior
lecturer? When they ran him out of town?

920
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,480
That bad, was it? Well, no,
it was all very gentlemanly,

921
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,200
this being Oxford.

922
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,840
Other places he'd have
been tarred and feathered.

923
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,800
Do you remember the
name of the girl?

924
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:33,360
I can't remember what she was called then.
I know what she's called now.

925
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:37,280
Mrs Milner. Can't remember her first name.
Married to Professor Milner, the engineer?

926
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,680
Yes. Why didn't you tell us this earlier?

927
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,600
No bugger asked me.

928
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:50,280
You didn't tell us your
wife was the young woman

929
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,400
who accused Ethan Croft
of sexual harassment.

930
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,720
A sin of omission. I apologise.

931
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,560
Why didn't you tell us?

932
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:01,440
It was a very painful
episode for her. Traumatic.

933
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:06,160
The scars took a long time to heal and I...
I didn't want her dragged into all of this.

934
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,360
It didn't seem relevant.

935
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,400
That implies you know what
is relevant. Not at all.

936
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,560
I'm simply a very protective husband.

937
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,760
Now, permission to return to my breakfast?

938
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,920
As long as you promise not to run away.

939
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,840
Where would I run to?

940
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,360
Mr Lewis. Good morning.

941
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:27,680
We'd like to leave at lunchtime.
Sorry. That won't be possible.

942
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,800
We're under orders. We fly out tomorrow.

943
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,440
To? I'm not allowed to say.

944
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,640
But I believe there's
a lot of sand.

945
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,400
Peace-keeping? The smart money says so.

946
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,960
As far as I'm concerned, you can leave
the minute we've made an arrest.

947
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:44,120
I can talk to your commanding officer.
No need. I'll refer him directly to you.

948
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:49,200
By the way, the smart money still
says that Mr Richards is your man.

949
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:53,200
He's rescheduled the quiz for
two o'clock. That says to me
he's looking for a quick exit.

950
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,960
Aren't we all?

951
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,400
Aye.

952
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:09,920
Thanks.

953
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,080
All right, pet? Did you find anything?

954
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,920
Ah, that's brilliant.

955
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,280
No, no, hang on, hang on.

956
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,160
I'm gonna have to write this down.

957
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:28,360
Yeah. OK.

958
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,520
Nice and slow.

959
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,680
I've got news for you.
Oh, good. I enjoy news.

960
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:47,000
Look. '1948 Gibson L-5 PE guitar
with a honey blonde finish and
a Charlie Christian pickup.'

961
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Any resemblance to yours?

962
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,200
How did you do this? You don't do computers.

963
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:54,160
I phoned my daughter. She told
me where to look, how to do it.

964
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,520
It's amazing. Is it yours?

965
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,720
Yeah.

966
01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,800
And is it really worth £3,000?

967
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,800
Her price is beyond rubies.

968
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,880
I'll take that as a yes, then.

969
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,720
Oh, show time!

970
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,840
We still don't know who Croft
had sex with before he died.

971
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,120
We could ask them all.

972
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:16,320
The only thing I know for sure is nobody
tells the truth about their sex life.

973
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,840
That's very good.
I'll try and remember that.

974
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:23,440
Welcome to the Quizaholics Grand Final.

975
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:28,600
Within the next half hour, one of these
two teams will walk away with £5,000.

976
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:32,720
To make things more difficult for them
and with the help of my magic laptop,

977
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:36,360
they will have to do so under simulated
television studio conditions.

978
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,600
Grey Guardians, are you ready?

979
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,480
I've been ready for 50 years. Toxic Debt?

980
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,080
Raring to go. Good luck to both teams.

981
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,680
And we'll start with a round that
I call Very Loose Connections.

982
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:57,440
What links the following?

983
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,440
Ages and Wisdom.

984
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,520
The number seven. Would you care to explain?

985
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:06,480
Shakespeare wrote the famous
Seven Ages of Man speech

986
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,040
and TE Lawrence wrote the
Seven Pillars of Wisdom.

987
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,320
That's correct.

988
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,800
Ah. You'll enjoy this one.

989
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,240
What links Lawrence...and Lawrence?

990
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,160
Yes? The answer is Shaw.

991
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:23,160
Why is the answer Shaw?
TE Lawrence was also known as Shaw.

992
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:26,480
And George Bernard Shaw lived in
a place called Ayot St Lawrence.

993
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:27,840
Correct.

994
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,680
This is ridiculous. I didn't think
students read books any more.

995
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,160
Don't ask me. I'm only a policeman.

996
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:36,080
What links Shaw with a park in New York?

997
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,440
At last. One for the oldies.

998
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:43,120
Is that your answer? No.
The answer is Artie Shaw.

999
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,600
The great American
jazz clarinettist,

1000
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:50,040
who led a band called the Gramercy Five,
named after Gramercy Park in New York.

1001
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:53,880
The band was also notable for having a
harpsichord instead of the more usual piano.

1002
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:55,880
Do I get a bonus point for that?

1003
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:59,960
I'm afraid not, but everybody in the
room is deeply impressed, I'm sure.

1004
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,240
Yes, I'll meet the price. Yeah, cash.

1005
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,280
My name?

1006
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,880
Lewis.

1007
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,800
With the teams dead level,
it's down to the sudden death question.

1008
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,800
And you will be delighted to know that
the subject is modern architecture.

1009
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:22,400
My favourite. I thought it might be.

1010
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:28,120
Which means the £5,000 first prize
hangs on who is first to answer.

1011
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:32,200
Who designed...the Guggenheim...

1012
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,760
Grey Guardians? Frank Gehry.

1013
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,760
Frank Gehry?

1014
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,600
That answer is...

1015
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,400
..incorrect.

1016
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:57,080
For heaven's sake, man, I've been
to the Guggenheim. It's in Bilbao.

1017
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:01,040
I will read the question in full.
Who designed the Guggenheim Museum...

1018
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,400
in New York?

1019
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,600
Frank Lloyd Wright. That answer is correct!

1020
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,600
Toxic Debt, you win £5,000!

1021
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,520
Come forward, Toxic Debt.

1022
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,120
Brilliant. Yup, yup.

1023
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,280
Congratulations, Toxic Debt. Well done.

1024
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:29,360
But now, before we all pack
our bags and head for home,

1025
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:34,520
I should just say a word about the tragic
events that have taken place this weekend.

1026
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:39,560
I think you've all behaved brilliantly
in the most difficult of circumstances.

1027
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,480
How low will this man sink?

1028
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,680
That's a very good question.

1029
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,920
Mr Richards. Marcus.

1030
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:49,160
I'd like you to come to the police
station and answer a few questions.

1031
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,560
Sudden death questions?

1032
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:53,160
We don't know yet. May I?

1033
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,960
Is the cheque in the post?

1034
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:12,560
I can explain.

1035
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,600
I'm sure you will.

1036
01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:23,520
Does this mean the rest of us can leave?

1037
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,360
Not yet. Maybe after tea.

1038
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:27,120
How very English.

1039
01:08:31,780 --> 01:08:34,740
Are we in trouble?
Not as much as some other people.

1040
01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:36,740
Would you like a biscuit?

1041
01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:38,820
Looks like we were right all along.

1042
01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:40,580
Naturally.

1043
01:08:40,580 --> 01:08:44,260
But I still think you should own up.
What difference would it make?

1044
01:08:44,260 --> 01:08:47,860
You tell the truth, it means I don't
have to tell lies or withhold evidence.

1045
01:08:51,140 --> 01:08:56,860
You see, if I was expecting a cheque for
£5,000, this would be deeply disappointing.

1046
01:08:56,860 --> 01:08:58,740
Mea culpa. It's a scam, isn't it?

1047
01:08:58,740 --> 01:09:00,180
A modest one.

1048
01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:03,180
You pay students a few quid and
tell them the answers in advance?

1049
01:09:03,180 --> 01:09:06,420
They need the money more than the old farts.
Call it a social service.

1050
01:09:06,420 --> 01:09:09,620
How much do you pay them?
Couple of hundred each, cash.

1051
01:09:09,620 --> 01:09:12,900
They get free board and lodging.
From their point of view, a very good deal.

1052
01:09:12,900 --> 01:09:15,380
And from my point of view, it's illegal.

1053
01:09:15,380 --> 01:09:17,500
Well, slightly. I mean, nobody gets hurt.

1054
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:19,180
Two people have been murdered!

1055
01:09:19,180 --> 01:09:21,380
That's nothing to do with me.

1056
01:09:21,380 --> 01:09:23,540
Pardon the expression,
but that's what they all say.

1057
01:09:25,260 --> 01:09:28,180
OK. Two-bit conman.

1058
01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:30,380
Guilty as charged.

1059
01:09:30,380 --> 01:09:32,820
To save you checking,
I've pulled the same stroke

1060
01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:35,060
at regular intervals
over the last few years.

1061
01:09:35,060 --> 01:09:38,060
On a good weekend,
I might clear a couple of grand.

1062
01:09:38,060 --> 01:09:41,860
I'm never going to get rich and,
as a matter of fact, it's very hard work.

1063
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:45,980
I do not kill people, Mr Lewis.

1064
01:09:45,980 --> 01:09:48,180
Even when they realise what you're up to?

1065
01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:50,340
I don't kill them.

1066
01:09:50,340 --> 01:09:53,540
I give them money. I've done it before.

1067
01:09:53,540 --> 01:09:57,380
It's one thing I've learned.
You can buy people's silence.

1068
01:09:57,380 --> 01:09:59,100
It's amazingly cheap.

1069
01:09:59,100 --> 01:09:59,780
Yeah.

1070
01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:02,220
Sir, can I have a word?

1071
01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:10,180
Lieutenant Baxter called. She wants to
speak to one of us. It sounded urgent.

1072
01:10:10,180 --> 01:10:12,740
I knew she was holding out on us.
We don't know for certain.

1073
01:10:12,740 --> 01:10:14,820
Trust me.

1074
01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:17,020
What about Richards?

1075
01:10:17,020 --> 01:10:20,660
Says he's not the murdering kind.
I tend to agree. Too spineless.

1076
01:10:20,660 --> 01:10:23,780
But it won't do any harm for the
rest to think the case is closed.

1077
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:26,540
A false sense of security?
Can't do any harm.

1078
01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:30,300
Go talk to the army. I'll follow you later.

1079
01:10:33,940 --> 01:10:36,140
Saturday night, when Croft was murdered...

1080
01:10:37,780 --> 01:10:39,860
..I had sex with him.

1081
01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:42,060
And I hit him.

1082
01:10:42,060 --> 01:10:43,980
In that order? Yes.

1083
01:10:43,980 --> 01:10:45,540
Can you be more specific?

1084
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:49,740
I was on my way to bed and I almost
collided with him and Eve Rigby.

1085
01:10:49,740 --> 01:10:53,820
They were having a row. She went off to
her room and I started talking to him.

1086
01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:56,740
Or, to be more precise, listening to him.

1087
01:10:57,820 --> 01:10:59,740
He was an interesting guy and...

1088
01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:04,140
..well, I fancied him. So...bingo.

1089
01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:05,820
This was his room? Yes.

1090
01:11:05,820 --> 01:11:08,020
Why did you hit him?

1091
01:11:08,020 --> 01:11:11,980
His wife telephoned at,
you might say, a crucial moment.

1092
01:11:11,980 --> 01:11:16,180
I didn't know he had a wife.
So I gave him a swift backhander.

1093
01:11:16,180 --> 01:11:19,460
That's how I got the bruises on my hand.
Your guvnor spotted them.

1094
01:11:19,460 --> 01:11:21,500
He's very good. Mm.

1095
01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:24,380
So you whacked him. And then what happened?

1096
01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:27,380
I went to my room. And Croft
said he needed another drink.

1097
01:11:27,380 --> 01:11:29,260
I don't blame him. He went to the bar?

1098
01:11:29,260 --> 01:11:32,260
His exact words were, 'I'm gonna
make those bastards squirm.'

1099
01:11:33,180 --> 01:11:35,380
Any bastards in particular?

1100
01:11:35,380 --> 01:11:39,300
The Oxford variety. He had
serious hang-ups about Oxford.

1101
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:41,260
And he kept going
on about Helsinki.

1102
01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:43,180
Helsinki?

1103
01:11:44,260 --> 01:11:46,380
It's the capital of Finland.

1104
01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:48,420
Thanks, I know where Helsinki is.

1105
01:11:50,260 --> 01:11:53,100
Helsinki? Can you check that?

1106
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:55,140
No need. I know exactly what that's about.

1107
01:11:56,820 --> 01:12:00,940
It's an engineering research laboratory.
And the Professor of Engineering is?

1108
01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:04,820
Charles Milner, eminent quiz competitor.
But who paid for it?

1109
01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:07,020
You and me, the taxpayers?

1110
01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:09,260
Not exactly. According to the website,

1111
01:12:09,260 --> 01:12:13,180
it's a unique collaboration between the
British government, the Russian government

1112
01:12:13,180 --> 01:12:16,740
and major industrial interests of
both countries, back in the '90s.

1113
01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:19,940
This is when the Russians were
learning to be capitalists.

1114
01:12:19,940 --> 01:12:22,460
And before they started taking
over our football teams?

1115
01:12:23,620 --> 01:12:26,900
Ethan Croft was an interpreter
during the negotiations,

1116
01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:29,300
some of which were
held in Helsinki.

1117
01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:33,380
If he got to know some of these
guys and I'm not saying they're
all gangsters or Mafia types,

1118
01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:36,100
but if he did and had access
to valuable information...

1119
01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:38,020
Industrial espionage?

1120
01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:40,500
There are hints here and
there of defence contracts.

1121
01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:43,540
A freelance spy? Explains why
he was kicked out of Oxford.

1122
01:12:43,540 --> 01:12:47,060
Everyone knows Oxford and Cambridge
are chock full of spies and traitors.

1123
01:12:47,060 --> 01:12:50,220
That's just stereotypical thinking.
Which, of course, you share.

1124
01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:51,940
Some of the time.

1125
01:12:51,940 --> 01:12:54,340
Who's gonna suspect a primary school teacher

1126
01:12:54,340 --> 01:12:57,020
of selling our secrets to
the Russians or vice versa?

1127
01:12:57,020 --> 01:12:58,660
So who killed him?

1128
01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:04,700
How long is this likely to go on?

1129
01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:08,140
As long as the proverbial piece
of string, I should imagine.

1130
01:13:08,140 --> 01:13:10,980
I was assuming our genial
quiz master must be the...

1131
01:13:10,980 --> 01:13:12,980
Guilty party?

1132
01:13:12,980 --> 01:13:15,540
One hesitates to accuse the man directly.

1133
01:13:15,540 --> 01:13:18,860
Did you get any sense of what was going
on when you talked to the sergeant?

1134
01:13:18,860 --> 01:13:20,380
Nothing at all.

1135
01:13:20,380 --> 01:13:22,500
Perhaps we should just drink our tea.

1136
01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:24,420
How very English. So you keep saying.

1137
01:13:24,420 --> 01:13:26,500
And very tedious it is, too.

1138
01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:28,340
Sorry.

1139
01:13:28,340 --> 01:13:31,940
Just to let everybody know, I've been
released without a stain on my character.

1140
01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:33,140
Professor Milner.

1141
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:39,140
I'm talking about a couple
of dons and some lawyers

1142
01:13:39,140 --> 01:13:42,580
who were in the library yesterday afternoon.
I was here. I saw them.

1143
01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:44,980
It's a silly question, but what did they do?

1144
01:13:44,980 --> 01:13:47,340
Browsed. Usual thing with guys like that.

1145
01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:50,420
They check their books are on
the shelves in the right places.

1146
01:13:50,420 --> 01:13:54,060
They look in Who's Who to make sure their
entries have been properly updated.

1147
01:13:54,060 --> 01:13:56,300
That's about it.

1148
01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:58,940
Well, it is Oxford.
Did you know any of them?

1149
01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:02,460
Sorry. I hate to be stereotypical,
but they all look alike to me.

1150
01:14:02,460 --> 01:14:04,340
And Who's Who is...?

1151
01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:13,500
Thank you.

1152
01:14:24,900 --> 01:14:28,220
We had a look at your new building.
It's very impressive.

1153
01:14:28,220 --> 01:14:31,300
It's not all that new.
It's been open almost ten years.

1154
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:34,820
We think it's unique. A millennium
project that actually works.

1155
01:14:34,820 --> 01:14:40,100
And Ethan Croft was translator
and interpreter in Helsinki
during the financial negotiations.

1156
01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:42,380
I believe so.

1157
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:45,140
So you must have worked with
him quite closely at the time?

1158
01:14:45,140 --> 01:14:47,660
Not at all. I was one of a team.

1159
01:14:47,660 --> 01:14:50,460
The Russians were there
in equally large numbers.

1160
01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:53,460
We were in a big
room full of people

1161
01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:57,820
with Croft sitting in a corner doing
simultaneous translations
into our headphones.

1162
01:14:57,820 --> 01:15:00,900
It's...it's an invaluable skill,

1163
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:03,340
but it doesn't form the basis
for a lasting friendship.

1164
01:15:03,340 --> 01:15:05,220
And he wasn't the only one.

1165
01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:07,580
There were other interpreters?

1166
01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:10,260
Croft left hurriedly under a cloud.
He had to be replaced.

1167
01:15:10,260 --> 01:15:12,580
The affair with your wife.

1168
01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:14,860
Quite so. Though...

1169
01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:17,700
..she wasn't my wife at the time.

1170
01:15:18,620 --> 01:15:20,500
We'll need to talk to your wife.

1171
01:15:21,420 --> 01:15:22,940
I'd rather you didn't.

1172
01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:28,380
As I said, it was a traumatic
experience for her.

1173
01:15:28,380 --> 01:15:29,500
Will she be at home?

1174
01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:34,500
She'll be at church. She plays the organ.

1175
01:15:49,020 --> 01:15:50,980
Mrs Milner?

1176
01:15:52,820 --> 01:15:58,540
We're told that you had an affair
with Ethan Croft which led to him
losing his job here in Oxford.

1177
01:15:58,540 --> 01:16:00,700
Well, it's sort of true.

1178
01:16:00,700 --> 01:16:03,420
'Sort of true' doesn't mean
much in law, Mrs Milner.

1179
01:16:03,420 --> 01:16:05,900
Well, it's true we had an affair.

1180
01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:09,340
But it wasn't a case of a junior
lecturer seducing a first-year student.

1181
01:16:09,340 --> 01:16:12,300
That part of it was sort of 50-50.

1182
01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:14,340
So how did he lose his job?

1183
01:16:14,340 --> 01:16:18,100
I was asked to sign a simple statement
admitting to the affair. So I did.

1184
01:16:18,100 --> 01:16:20,380
It was true, so there seemed no harm in it.

1185
01:16:20,380 --> 01:16:22,700
Who asked you to sign it?
The head of my college.

1186
01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:24,460
And if you hadn't signed?

1187
01:16:24,460 --> 01:16:28,460
It was made very clear that it would
have a serious effect on my degree.

1188
01:16:28,460 --> 01:16:30,300
What sort of degree did you get?

1189
01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:32,540
A first.

1190
01:16:33,820 --> 01:16:38,980
Look, I know it sounds like I took the
pieces of silver, but I
didn't tell any lies.

1191
01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:41,260
I simply signed a short factual statement.

1192
01:16:41,260 --> 01:16:42,660
Why did they want rid of Ethan?

1193
01:16:43,860 --> 01:16:48,540
I have no idea of the details and
he refused to talk about it. But...

1194
01:16:49,620 --> 01:16:51,620
..I'm pretty sure he was a whistle-blower.

1195
01:16:51,620 --> 01:16:53,820
A whistle-blower?

1196
01:16:53,820 --> 01:16:56,780
Something was going on and he knew about it.

1197
01:16:57,660 --> 01:16:59,260
I was used to get rid of him.

1198
01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:05,300
Ethan Croft was a whistle-blower.

1199
01:17:05,300 --> 01:17:08,740
Which implies that somebody
is guilty of foul play.

1200
01:17:08,740 --> 01:17:11,660
We know he was part of the
negotiations with the Russians

1201
01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:15,180
for the financing of Professor Milner's
shiny new engineering building.

1202
01:17:15,180 --> 01:17:17,180
Was somebody not playing by the rules?

1203
01:17:17,180 --> 01:17:19,260
It's possible.

1204
01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:21,500
Hi. Can you do something for me?

1205
01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:26,140
Crawl all over the documents relating to the
engineering building, see who was involved.

1206
01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:29,660
I want lots of names. That's easy.
I'm very good at names.

1207
01:17:32,380 --> 01:17:35,140
Yeah, I'm sorry. What's to be sorry about?

1208
01:17:35,140 --> 01:17:39,300
I don't think this was a crime of passion.
Which means you're probably wrong.

1209
01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:41,500
Even I can be wrong sometimes.

1210
01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:44,980
Maybe a reckless thing to say,
but this is beginning to make sense.

1211
01:17:46,540 --> 01:17:49,980
Would it cheer you up if we collected
your guitar on the way back?

1212
01:17:49,980 --> 01:17:51,980
Yes, it would.

1213
01:17:51,980 --> 01:17:54,020
Do you know Starvin' Marvin's?

1214
01:17:54,020 --> 01:17:56,100
No. You'll have to teach me.

1215
01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:59,540
The man's name is Davis. I bought
the guitar from him three years ago.

1216
01:17:59,540 --> 01:18:03,340
But I thought he'd be likely to remember
my name. So he's expecting a Mr Lewis.

1217
01:18:03,340 --> 01:18:07,140
It might well have been stolen
property then and it certainly is now.

1218
01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:09,260
What is he expecting from this Mr Lewis?

1219
01:18:09,260 --> 01:18:10,860
£3,000 in cash.

1220
01:18:12,260 --> 01:18:14,940
I don't actually have £3,000 on me.

1221
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,380
It being...Sunday.

1222
01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:21,580
And how am I meant to identify
this as the right instrument?

1223
01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:23,660
He might try and fob me
off with some old banjo.

1224
01:18:23,660 --> 01:18:25,300
Look inside the lid.

1225
01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:28,780
Your guitar has a lid?
I thought only pianos had lids.

1226
01:18:28,780 --> 01:18:30,860
Inside the lid of the case.

1227
01:18:30,860 --> 01:18:34,300
I know it sounds pathetic, but I collect
autographs from famous guitarists.

1228
01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:36,460
You'll find them inside... Inside the lid.

1229
01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:38,740
Tell me some names so I
know what to look out for.

1230
01:18:38,740 --> 01:18:43,740
Martin Taylor, Dave Cliff, Phil Lee, Pat
Metheny, Russell Malone, John Parricelli...

1231
01:18:43,740 --> 01:18:45,540
Thank you. That's enough names.

1232
01:19:00,260 --> 01:19:02,340
Mr Lewis?

1233
01:19:02,340 --> 01:19:04,380
I'm here to collect a guitar.

1234
01:19:04,380 --> 01:19:06,420
Be my guest. Got the cash?

1235
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:08,300
May I...see the goods?

1236
01:19:16,300 --> 01:19:18,180
OK?

1237
01:19:18,180 --> 01:19:19,580
Yeah.

1238
01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:22,260
You're under arrest. What?

1239
01:19:22,260 --> 01:19:26,100
This guitar was stolen from the boot
of a car late on Friday evening.

1240
01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:28,020
I know his face.

1241
01:19:29,060 --> 01:19:31,380
Detective Sergeant Hathaway, Oxford police.

1242
01:19:31,380 --> 01:19:32,700
We've done business before.

1243
01:19:33,820 --> 01:19:35,700
Oh. Bugger.

1244
01:19:43,700 --> 01:19:46,140
Lewis. Where the hell are you?

1245
01:19:46,140 --> 01:19:49,820
We're dealing with a double murder. You're
not at the murder scene and not here.

1246
01:19:49,820 --> 01:19:52,580
The only person here is a very
expensive Russian translator.

1247
01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:56,140
I'm told you're on a related inquiry.
In what way related?

1248
01:19:56,140 --> 01:19:59,100
Er...both happened on the
bank holiday weekend.

1249
01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:00,780
That's twaddle.

1250
01:20:00,780 --> 01:20:04,300
But your translator has turned
up a couple of little gems

1251
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,500
which might just get you off the hook.

1252
01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:10,980
According to our information,
gleaned from Ethan Croft's computer files,

1253
01:20:10,980 --> 01:20:14,340
your deal with the Russians who were
financing the engineering building

1254
01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:16,100
didn't run all that smoothly.

1255
01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:18,260
These things are
always complicated.

1256
01:20:18,260 --> 01:20:21,220
The company that was
originally involved pulled out

1257
01:20:21,220 --> 01:20:24,660
and you ended up working with some
exceedingly dubious oligarchs.

1258
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:30,900
I'm an engineer. No more, no less.

1259
01:20:32,380 --> 01:20:34,380
I had nothing to do with those people.

1260
01:20:34,380 --> 01:20:36,620
So who did?

1261
01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:40,620
Thank you for looking after me.

1262
01:20:41,860 --> 01:20:44,580
The feeling's mutual. Don't be a stranger.

1263
01:20:44,580 --> 01:20:47,620
Well, we've done the telephone numbers.
So, what do they eat?

1264
01:20:47,620 --> 01:20:49,580
Sorry?

1265
01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:53,700
I was thinking maybe I could
come and see you and bring
something for your tropical fish.

1266
01:20:53,700 --> 01:20:55,540
Ah.

1267
01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:57,420
I lied about the tropical fish.

1268
01:20:59,420 --> 01:21:01,620
You don't have any?

1269
01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:04,180
No. I do have two teenage
children. And a wife?

1270
01:21:06,420 --> 01:21:08,420
I just wanted you to feel better.

1271
01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:12,380
Excuse me. I think I'm needed.

1272
01:21:17,660 --> 01:21:20,900
Does this mean people can
go home? More or less.

1273
01:21:21,900 --> 01:21:23,980
Except we'd like a word with Mr Anderson.

1274
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:26,820
Me?

1275
01:21:31,060 --> 01:21:33,260
Look, I'm sorry about all this.

1276
01:21:33,260 --> 01:21:35,780
You promised me a weekend
to remember. I know.

1277
01:21:36,700 --> 01:21:38,140
I doubt I'll forget it.

1278
01:21:43,380 --> 01:21:46,180
Perhaps next time they
should go to the other place.

1279
01:21:51,060 --> 01:21:53,140
You work for a firm of corporate lawyers,

1280
01:21:53,140 --> 01:21:56,140
specialists in brokering
international business deals.

1281
01:21:56,140 --> 01:22:00,340
Yes. And you did the deal for the
financing of the new engineering building?

1282
01:22:00,340 --> 01:22:02,580
We did. And very tedious it was, too.

1283
01:22:02,580 --> 01:22:04,340
Why?

1284
01:22:04,340 --> 01:22:06,980
Russians have their own
way of doing business.

1285
01:22:06,980 --> 01:22:09,180
Yeah. And somewhere along the line,

1286
01:22:09,180 --> 01:22:13,340
one lot of Russians disappeared and
were replaced with another lot.

1287
01:22:13,340 --> 01:22:15,860
Not dissimilar to gangsters.

1288
01:22:15,860 --> 01:22:20,580
Money was laundered. Money from drugs,
prostitution, protection, people smuggling.

1289
01:22:20,580 --> 01:22:22,900
That is an absurd suggestion.

1290
01:22:22,900 --> 01:22:27,820
And Ethan Croft, as the official translator,
was a witness to the whole transaction.

1291
01:22:27,820 --> 01:22:31,100
And he left complete records of
all this on his computer files.

1292
01:22:31,100 --> 01:22:33,980
Ethan Croft was a womaniser and a fantasist.

1293
01:22:33,980 --> 01:22:37,060
Also, a wild-eyed Trot,
still marooned in the 1980s.

1294
01:22:37,060 --> 01:22:41,460
But honourable in his own way.
Even his wife said so. That's
why he couldn't be bought off.

1295
01:22:41,460 --> 01:22:43,460
So when he tried to
blow the whistle,

1296
01:22:43,460 --> 01:22:48,700
you and your old university cronies conspired
to stitch him up for sexual harassment.

1297
01:22:49,860 --> 01:22:52,540
You two are even bigger
fantasists than he was.

1298
01:22:52,540 --> 01:22:56,660
Why didn't you join your friends
for coffee after you left the
library yesterday afternoon?

1299
01:22:56,660 --> 01:22:59,980
But I did. We browsed in the
library and then went for a coffee.

1300
01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:01,300
Here's the bill.

1301
01:23:02,420 --> 01:23:05,700
Three coffees, three cheesecakes.

1302
01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:07,620
McCavity wasn't there.

1303
01:23:07,620 --> 01:23:09,700
Why wait all these years?

1304
01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:11,260
You've lost me.

1305
01:23:11,260 --> 01:23:14,180
If you're going to murder Ethan Croft,
why wait until now?

1306
01:23:14,180 --> 01:23:16,300
It must be the knighthood.
I blame the Queen.

1307
01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:18,900
You get a knighthood in the
New Year's Honours List

1308
01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:21,460
for services to the law and
international relations?

1309
01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:24,460
That's a step too far for Mr Croft.

1310
01:23:24,460 --> 01:23:28,620
So, this weekend the two of you are
down here answering silly questions

1311
01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:33,220
and he threatens to lift up the
stone and let all those
creepy-crawlies see the light of day.

1312
01:23:33,220 --> 01:23:37,340
And being a womaniser and a
show-off, he decides to share
the information with Eve Rigby.

1313
01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:42,820
Oh, is that the proposition?
That I killed both of them?

1314
01:23:42,820 --> 01:23:44,940
That's most certainly the proposition.

1315
01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:47,420
You heard them arguing outside your room.

1316
01:23:47,420 --> 01:23:51,140
They both knew about your grubby
little secrets. So they both had to go.

1317
01:23:54,340 --> 01:23:57,620
I am a lawyer. I don't murder people.

1318
01:23:57,620 --> 01:23:59,820
I wouldn't know where to start. Wrong.

1319
01:23:59,820 --> 01:24:01,300
You'd know exactly where to start.

1320
01:24:03,620 --> 01:24:07,300
According to your Who's Who entry,
you're an expert in martial arts,

1321
01:24:07,300 --> 01:24:09,940
which, in plain English,
makes you a trained killer.

1322
01:24:13,380 --> 01:24:15,460
Who's Who?

1323
01:24:15,460 --> 01:24:19,180
Vanity of vanities. All is vanity.

1324
01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:25,260
He may have been a trained killer,

1325
01:24:25,260 --> 01:24:28,860
but he wasn't smart enough to wear
gloves when he strangled Eve Rigby.

1326
01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:31,820
We'll get a DNA match?
Past the post and weighed in.

1327
01:24:31,820 --> 01:24:33,700
I'll pretend I understand that.

1328
01:24:35,140 --> 01:24:37,260
Have we really finished for the night?

1329
01:24:37,260 --> 01:24:40,100
Yeah. All's right with the world.

1330
01:24:40,100 --> 01:24:44,020
On a purely temporary basis, of course. I've
got a husband to confront when I get home.

1331
01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:45,860
I've got my baby back.

1332
01:24:45,860 --> 01:24:47,020
Stop it.

1333
01:24:48,980 --> 01:24:53,060
I assume that guitar is or
was the related inquiry?

1334
01:24:53,060 --> 01:24:54,860
Yeah. The Gibson factor.

1335
01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:57,260
It wasn't related at all? Hardly at all, no.

1336
01:24:57,260 --> 01:24:59,900
Just be grateful I'm nice.
Good night, gentlemen.

1337
01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:01,780
Night.

1338
01:25:04,860 --> 01:25:06,380
Hi, Laura?

1339
01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:11,740
Listen, I know it's a bit late, but we might
just find somewhere that's still open.

1340
01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:15,260
What do you think?
Bit of a consolation prize?

1341
01:25:16,380 --> 01:25:18,460
What does she think?

1342
01:25:18,460 --> 01:25:20,340
It's personal.

1343
01:25:29,740 --> 01:25:32,780
There's nothing I can do.
It's a bank holiday weekend.

1344
01:25:32,780 --> 01:25:34,740
It's so busy. I'm sorry.

1345
01:25:38,140 --> 01:25:42,980
Same story again. 'It's a bank holiday
weekend. You should have booked a table.'

1346
01:25:42,980 --> 01:25:44,420
Damn.

1347
01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:47,100
Desperate times,
desperate measures. Wait there.

1348
01:26:08,140 --> 01:26:12,420
Who'd have thought that one day
haddock would be a luxury food?

1349
01:26:13,580 --> 01:26:16,180
And that we'd get little
forks to eat it with?

1350
01:26:16,180 --> 01:26:19,020
Yeah. I know how to give a girl a good time.

1351
01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:25,900
I'm sorry about the opera, though.

1352
01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:27,820
Mm, me, too.

1353
01:26:29,140 --> 01:26:31,100
Had you booked somewhere nice to stay?

1354
01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:37,060
Just a modern little country
house hotel in its own grounds,

1355
01:26:37,060 --> 01:26:41,220
with a swimming pool,
and a gymnasium, a jogging trail.

1356
01:26:41,220 --> 01:26:44,300
And just to stop you wondering,
I'd booked two rooms.

1357
01:26:45,420 --> 01:26:47,140
Of course.

1358
01:26:49,940 --> 01:26:53,460
It would have been a damn sight
more exciting than a quiz weekend.

1359
01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:57,780
What's the attraction about quizzes?
Why do people do it?

1360
01:26:59,020 --> 01:27:03,980
Compulsive list-makers. Clinically speaking,
they're... obsessive neurotics.

1361
01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:08,980
Here's a question.

1362
01:27:08,980 --> 01:27:13,860
If you went on Mastermind, what would
be your chosen specialist subject?

1363
01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:18,140
Well, the thing I know most about is...

1364
01:27:18,980 --> 01:27:20,380
..corpses.

1365
01:27:21,980 --> 01:27:25,100
That would go down great.
A barrel of laughs.

1366
01:27:27,860 --> 01:27:29,860
What about your specialist subject?

1367
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:35,060
Aside from work and the kids,
I haven't got one.

1368
01:27:38,380 --> 01:27:40,260
What about loneliness?

1369
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,580
Pass.