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I turn 70 and suddenly, boom!

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I'm... I am not fit to fly an aircraft

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according to my stupid
insurance company.

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Well, I'll be damned
if I'm gonna take orders

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from a talking lizard.

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No, honey, I don't think that letter

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was really written by the lizard.

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Of course he didn't write the letter.

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He's the CEO.

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No, it's okay, honey.

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It can be hard to face
the reality of age.

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No, the reality is I feel fine.

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I am completely at peace with my age.

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Oh!

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John!

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Oh, you did a little something

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to your head?

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I was worried people might not notice

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'cause I styled it a little different.

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Oh, I think they'll notice.

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Oh, my goodness. That's not a hat.

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Hey, who's the hottie... ?

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Oh, my God! Oh!

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He looks like what
happens when you ask a kid

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to draw a picture of a pirate.

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Or that, that Wooly Willy game,

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where you use a magnet to
pull little bits of metal

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- over a bald guy's face?
- Whoa.

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Ralph Macchio!

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You look like you traveled back in time,

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but forgot to take your face.

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Hey, if I dyed my hair that color,

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would it turn out brown?

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Red hair is tough.

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Oh...

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Cheeto doesn't really love it.

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We weren't even celebrating
his first birthday.

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It was his first half-birthday.

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All right then, I will be outside.

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Cruising down the sidewalk.

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Are you okay with this, Mom?

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Yeah, it's pretty level out there.

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He'll be okay.

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No, 'ca... I'm talking about the hair.

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'Cause if you want, Matt
and I can hold him down

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while you go get the bleach.

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Honey, I think it's a beautiful
thing what your dad's doing.

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It's called emotional congruency,

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and he's making his outside match

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what he feels like on the inside.

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I didn't know he felt like a
lounge singer on the inside.

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Oh, honey.

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I'm so sorry.

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Once I told the principal that
Pop-Pop was my grandfather,

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everything was okay.

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It was like the best
compliment I had in years.

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"Be on alert, a dark-haired

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creepy guy, 40 to 50."

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Hey, looking good, buddy.

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Oh, that's so darling!

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You haven't dressed
like your dad in years!

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- Here, let me take a photo.
- What? No.

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Yeah!

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Oh, look at you both!

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- Oh, son of a bitch!
- Okay.

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- Papa and his two sons, huh?
- Look at the three of you, honestly!

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- Oh!
- Oh!

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Oh, I feel like

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I'm having an affair with a younger man.

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Well, get ready, because
that's just the beginning.

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I bought six bottles of that dye.

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I might need you to change brands.

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Yeah.

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Huh?

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I don't know, you know?

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I already have a perfectly good jacket.

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So, live a little. I mean, look at me.

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I've never felt better or looked better.

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I'm very happy for you.

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I'm gonna let somebody else love this.

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Tell her she should get it.

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Oh, your son's right.
It looks great on you.

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Excuse me?

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It looks great on you.

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Just like my son said?

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Yes!

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Oh, excuse me.

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I'll dye it back.

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That would be best.

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Advertise your product or brand here
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I didn't do it.

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That one was trapped in
the couch from earlier.

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Sh-she... look.

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She's gonna practice.

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Hey, honey, don't you want
to practice your piano? You...

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No, I just want candy.

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Okay, good talk.

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This recital's gonna be a disaster.

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She won't practice no matter
how many times we tell her.

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That is so weird. I knew
I sensed candy somewhere.

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The entire family's gonna be there.

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Everybody's gonna judge me.

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Wait, you're worried about yourself?

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Wha... ? What about me?

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Oh, come on, dads never get judged.

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Only moms get judged.

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You're a hero just by showing up.

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Look, who knows, maybe
Sophia's been sneaking off

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to practice when we're not around.

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Yeah, because kids do that.

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They sneak off to practice
during their free time.

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You know, when they're not secretly

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flossing and eating their vegetables.

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Hey, sweetie.

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Hi, Mom.

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I'm gonna just get right into it.

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All right.

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Um... okay.

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Your dad and I are concerned
that you're not practicing.

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And you know, I used to play piano

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when I was your age,
but I-I don't anymore,

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because nobody made me practice,
and I wish that they had.

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Well, no one's stopping you now.

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Go ahead.

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We're talking about you.

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And

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I had a recital when I was your age,

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and it...

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it did not go well.

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And I regret that.

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Mom,

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don't worry so much.

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It'll be fine.

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I promise.

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- Hey!
- Hi.

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- Sorry we're late.
- Hi!

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It's my fault. I had a hard time

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figuring out recital casual.

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You know, you guys really
don't need to be here.

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You could leave. I'll-I'll
give you pizza money.

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Honey, relax, we're here
because we love Sophia.

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And we're gonna be proud
of her no matter what.

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Okay, were you proud
of me after my recital?

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- Well...
- No, you were terrible.

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I brought flowers, but I gave
them to another little girl.

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Wow, that's cold.

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No, it's not. She was horrible.

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- It was one of my earliest memories.
- Yeah.

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You know, the important thing is,

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we're all here to support Sophia.

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Well, I'm here heroically.

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Oh, my God, it's happening.

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It's happening.

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Oh, this kid is good.

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He's like a young Yo Mama.

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I can't do this.

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I-I can't let her do this.

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Yeah, you go save her and I'll stay here

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and continue to be a hero.

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Get...

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What?

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What? No. This is saved.

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Hi, hi, excuse me.

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Hi, hi. I'm Sophia's mom.

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And-and there's been a-a horrible

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emergency with her pet.

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It's really...

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I-I couldn't save her.
It's happening again.

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It's okay, sweetie.

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I'm sure you did the best you could.

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Yeah, don't worry about it, you know?

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She was great.

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She looked cute.

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Oh, damn it, I was gonna say cute.

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Um, you know what, come back to me.

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She was terrible.

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That was my other one.

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Mom, it happened again.

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Hey, kiddo.

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- Good job.
- Hey!

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Oh, hey, sweetie.

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Are you okay?

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Of course.

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Why?

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They posted the
performance order last week.

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Once I saw Wet Willy was going after me,

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I knew no one would remember
if I was any good or not.

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- Uh, didn't you want to be the best?
- Yeah.

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Are you the best doctor?

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Well...

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No.

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Right, but are you the worst?

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No.

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Well, there you go.

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You know, at first

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- I thought this party was horrible.
- Yeah.

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No, it turns out, it's just
these people and the school.

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The cake balls are amaze, though.

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_

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_

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Hey, come on, what are
we doing here, babe?

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I mean, Lark doesn't even like William.

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It's Wilhelm.

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And, you know what, this
is Lark's first kids party.

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You know, we-we have to enjoy it.

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Oh, my God, Jen!

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- Honey.
- Okay.

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You look amaze.

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You must be Greg.

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Uh... yeah, we've met five times.

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I changed a flat tire for you once.

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You are so funny.

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Jen, he is so funny.

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Hi, Marta!

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You look amaze!

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That's Marta Pigeon.

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She's the head of the preschool
I was telling you about.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
Earliest Beginnings Academy.

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It's the best preschool in the city,

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and we want the best for Lark.

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Go schmooze her five minutes ago.

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Hi. 'Kay, I'm gonna go.

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Hey!

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You look amaze.

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Why can't Lark just go to
that sweet little preschool

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at the end of our street?

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Lower your voice

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and raise your standards, okay?

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Preschool's gonna set the academic tone

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for the rest of Lark's life.

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Like, you know those
kids we grew up with

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that we hated who had every advantage?

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Don't we want that for Lark?

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Well, yeah, but I don't think they make

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red Celicas with spoilers anymore.

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Oh, look, oh, oh, ooh,
she's not talking to anybody.

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Hey, I want to go tell her that
Lark's obsessed with Beethoven.

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Okay, I don't think
it's that impressive.

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Well, I'm not gonna tell
her it's the dog movie.

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Okay, good.

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Ugh, damn it.

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Hey, honey, act like you're
going for a chip or something.

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What?

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Where are the real animals?

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Oh, this is a stuffed
animal petting zoo.

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No E. coli.

249
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But the kids still Purell afterwards,

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so they know what to do if
they ever touch a real animal.

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Okay, but, uh, but whose, uh,
droppings is he scooping up?

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00:11:03,424 --> 00:11:05,045
Those are chocolate-covered raisins.

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Yum.

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So, uh, your guys' kids go
to, uh, Earliest Beginnings?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, my Atticus and her Vidalia...

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are Quinoas together.

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They were Buddhas,

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but then they folded that
class into the Recyclers.

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Are you applying to Earliest Beginnings?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, fingers crossed.

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Well, Earliest is pretty tough.

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I married a woman, and
that only moved me up

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a few places on the list.

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00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:30,000
Not that I did it for
that reason entirely.

266
00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:32,201
I mean, I also wanted to have orgasms.

267
00:11:33,046 --> 00:11:33,996
So where else are you looking?

268
00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:35,012
Uh...

269
00:11:35,665 --> 00:11:37,701
oh, uh, a lot of places.

270
00:11:39,806 --> 00:11:41,830
Yeah, uh, I'm, uh, just, uh,

271
00:11:41,888 --> 00:11:43,411
God, I'm trying to
remember some of the names.

272
00:11:43,531 --> 00:11:44,231
Um...

273
00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:46,899
rainbows is one of them.

274
00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:48,986
In fact, it's-it's at
the top of our list.

275
00:11:49,646 --> 00:11:50,088
Oh.

276
00:11:50,857 --> 00:11:51,705
Oh, no, no, no.

277
00:11:52,053 --> 00:11:54,045
Uh, you know, it's funny,
they don't have a website.

278
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:54,944
Yeah.

279
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:56,162
Don't have a website.

280
00:11:56,395 --> 00:11:57,335
They don't have a phone number.

281
00:11:57,353 --> 00:11:58,635
They don't even have an address.

282
00:11:59,043 --> 00:11:59,748
In fact...

283
00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:04,200
the name of the school
is Invisible Rainbows.

284
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,990
Yeah, 'cause it's a, um...

285
00:12:06,649 --> 00:12:08,644
it's a, uh, pop-up school

286
00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:11,282
that's in a different place every day.

287
00:12:12,201 --> 00:12:13,194
Like a rainbow.

288
00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,916
Yeah, sure.

289
00:12:18,951 --> 00:12:19,521
Hey, psst.

290
00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:20,147
Huh?

291
00:12:21,347 --> 00:12:21,811
You know, at first

292
00:12:21,848 --> 00:12:23,416
-  I thought this party was horrible.
- Yeah.

293
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:26,410
No, it turns out, it's just
these people and this school.

294
00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,166
The cake balls are amaze, though.

295
00:12:28,217 --> 00:12:30,431
Okay, well, you know
what, you're in luck,

296
00:12:30,699 --> 00:12:32,490
'cause turns out... don't do that.

297
00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:36,283
Turns out, there is a
newer, hotter preschool

298
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,570
called Invisible Rainbows.

299
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,749
But, I mean, I doubt
we could ever get in.

300
00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,319
I-I don't even think we could find it.

301
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:44,500
What?

302
00:12:44,788 --> 00:12:45,760
I'm pretty sure we can get in.

303
00:12:46,503 --> 00:12:46,919
What?

304
00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:48,420
Yeah, I know the guy who started it.

305
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,334
Shut up.

306
00:12:49,454 --> 00:12:50,788
Yeah, it's me.

307
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:52,320
I made it up.

308
00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:53,267
What?

309
00:12:54,597 --> 00:12:55,326
What is wrong with you?

310
00:12:55,493 --> 00:12:57,595
I don't know. Uh, look,
uh, they were just asking me

311
00:12:57,605 --> 00:12:59,160
all these questions and pressuring me.

312
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,720
You know, "What school
are you applying to?"

313
00:13:00,735 --> 00:13:02,076
I said, "I don't know," and I just...

314
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,121
spat out Invisible
Rainbows, and here we are.

315
00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:06,960
I even told 'em I
designed the logo. Look.

316
00:13:08,129 --> 00:13:08,777
There's nothing on...

317
00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:10,727
Oh, okay.

318
00:13:10,847 --> 00:13:12,545
Yeah, because at Invisible Rainbows,

319
00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:14,452
they only see the children.

320
00:13:14,963 --> 00:13:15,681
You're so dumb.

321
00:13:15,801 --> 00:13:17,320
Oh, my God, you're so dumb.

322
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:18,700
Oh, oh, oh.

323
00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:19,461
Check it. Marta.

324
00:13:19,484 --> 00:13:20,820
She's separating from the herd.

325
00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:21,967
- Okay, you know what?
- Okay.

326
00:13:22,015 --> 00:13:24,851
Let's pounce on her like a
stuffed lion at a fake zoo.

327
00:13:24,892 --> 00:13:26,849
- Well, we're at a fake zoo.
- Okay.

328
00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:28,591
- Oh, hi, hi, hi.
- Hi.

329
00:13:28,632 --> 00:13:30,581
- Hi, sorry, I'm Jen... Collins Short. 
- Mm-hmm.

330
00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:32,694
- This is my husband, Gregory Short.
- Hi.

331
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,595
And this is our daughter, uh, Lark.

332
00:13:34,859 --> 00:13:37,334
Oh, from Percy Bysshe
Shelley's "Ode to Skylark"?

333
00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:39,643
- Exactly right. 
- Mm-hmm.

334
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:40,736
How did you know?

335
00:13:40,811 --> 00:13:42,305
Yeah, most people don't
get that reference.

336
00:13:42,365 --> 00:13:44,091
Um, anyway, we love your school.

337
00:13:44,142 --> 00:13:46,342
Oh, I heard you two were
seriously considering

338
00:13:46,365 --> 00:13:47,170
another school.

339
00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:48,140
Oh.

340
00:13:48,981 --> 00:13:50,932
- Do you mean Invisible Rainbows? 
- Mm-hmm.

341
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,502
Yeah, no, that-that-that school
doesn't seem very... real.

342
00:13:54,622 --> 00:13:56,360
Honestly, I know the
head of that school,

343
00:13:56,361 --> 00:13:58,241
and she can't be trusted.

344
00:14:00,321 --> 00:14:00,817
The...

345
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:02,911
Invisible Rainbows?

346
00:14:02,912 --> 00:14:03,375
Mm-hmm.

347
00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:04,568
Very dishonest.

348
00:14:04,688 --> 00:14:06,184
- Very dishonest.
- Mm-hmm.

349
00:14:06,403 --> 00:14:07,820
The only thing invisible there

350
00:14:07,821 --> 00:14:08,734
are the iPads.

351
00:14:08,756 --> 00:14:11,086
We average 1.5 per student.

352
00:14:11,571 --> 00:14:13,137
Not bragging, just telling.

353
00:14:13,781 --> 00:14:15,672
Well, that's very good to know.

354
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:16,973
Wow, wow, wow, wow.

355
00:14:17,043 --> 00:14:17,785
Yeah.

356
00:14:18,551 --> 00:14:19,752
Okay. I...

357
00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:22,435
You know what, Marta,

358
00:14:22,555 --> 00:14:24,547
thank you so much for your honesty.

359
00:14:24,582 --> 00:14:25,307
Oh...

360
00:14:25,336 --> 00:14:26,067
And, um,

361
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:28,619
your iPad ratio seems off the charts,

362
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,240
but I think we've...

363
00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:31,749
we've actually found a-a preschool

364
00:14:31,785 --> 00:14:33,296
that's, uh, right down the block.

365
00:14:33,861 --> 00:14:35,744
Oh? Which one is that?

366
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,241
It's called Close and Good Enough.

367
00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:41,126
And the people there aren't

368
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:42,134
full of chocolate-covered raisins.

369
00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:43,639
Bye, Marta.

370
00:14:44,904 --> 00:14:45,734
Bye-bye.

371
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:52,630
I could never truly marry
again after your father.

372
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,133
Well, you've married
four times since, so...

373
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,258
Yeah, but not truly.

374
00:14:58,085 --> 00:14:59,970
_

375
00:15:01,838 --> 00:15:03,151
- Oh!
- Boom!

376
00:15:03,271 --> 00:15:05,146
When the hell did the whale get a gun?

377
00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:05,923
Rematch.

378
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,392
No, I got to get cleaned up.

379
00:15:07,456 --> 00:15:08,599
I'm meeting Colleen's mom tonight.

380
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,143
Ooh... a little window into her future.

381
00:15:12,358 --> 00:15:13,863
Let's hope it's a tall, skinny window,

382
00:15:13,895 --> 00:15:16,059
and not a giant glass wall that
can't go sleeveless anymore.

383
00:15:16,245 --> 00:15:17,521
Colleen's beautiful. She's
always gonna be beautiful.

384
00:15:17,641 --> 00:15:18,982
Jen's mom is beautiful,

385
00:15:18,997 --> 00:15:20,994
but give her three sips of
wine, and she starts crying

386
00:15:21,012 --> 00:15:22,181
about all of her dead pets.

387
00:15:22,301 --> 00:15:23,039
I'm not worried.

388
00:15:23,159 --> 00:15:24,907
And pulling them from her freezer.

389
00:15:25,305 --> 00:15:27,082
Colleen's so amazing that
her mother would have to be

390
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,210
a real nut case in order
for me to be nervous.

391
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:31,881
Wow.

392
00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:34,664
Thank you, Mia.

393
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,206
Those are some bones.

394
00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:37,953
Colleen told me you're an artist,

395
00:15:38,011 --> 00:15:39,787
so I thought maybe you could paint them,

396
00:15:39,955 --> 00:15:41,210
or, you know, mosaic them,

397
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,915
or, I don't know make
planters out of 'em.

398
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:45,475
What do I know? I'm not an artist.

399
00:15:45,535 --> 00:15:47,016
Maybe you could macramé them.

400
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:48,154
Do you do that?

401
00:15:48,212 --> 00:15:49,135
- Oh, yeah, totally.
- Do you macramé?

402
00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:50,020
Yeah. Yeah, total...

403
00:15:50,077 --> 00:15:51,267
- That... wow, that's a lie.
- Yeah.

404
00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:53,867
I-I-I just said that
because I'm nervous

405
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,088
and I really want you to like me.

406
00:15:55,307 --> 00:15:57,358
Not a problem, baby,

407
00:15:57,388 --> 00:15:58,532
not a problem.

408
00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:00,596
You look just like my first husband.

409
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:02,184
Okay.

410
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,347
Uh, Mom... so, last time I saw you,

411
00:16:05,361 --> 00:16:07,115
you were wearing only kimonos.

412
00:16:07,561 --> 00:16:09,661
I assume you dumped Tetsuhiro

413
00:16:10,014 --> 00:16:11,787
and you're dating what, now, a rancher?

414
00:16:11,949 --> 00:16:13,473
Yes. Yes, I am.

415
00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:15,743
Buck happens to be a goat rancher.

416
00:16:15,953 --> 00:16:16,515
Oh.

417
00:16:16,696 --> 00:16:18,813
And he installs hot tubs.

418
00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:20,936
We are so connected.

419
00:16:21,978 --> 00:16:24,651
And of course, I've always
loved big sky country, so...

420
00:16:24,948 --> 00:16:26,374
You raised me in a basement apartment.

421
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:27,413
Don't go there.

422
00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:29,436
Times were very tough

423
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,544
when your father up and left
us in the middle of the night.

424
00:16:31,596 --> 00:16:32,576
That's fair. Mm-hmm.

425
00:16:32,946 --> 00:16:34,583
Actually, it was more like noon.

426
00:16:35,388 --> 00:16:36,991
I was hungover, I was still asleep.

427
00:16:37,111 --> 00:16:38,394
- Mm-hmm. 
- It felt like the night.

428
00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:40,070
Anyway...

429
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,296
I think I'd better go and...

430
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:42,806
and start my chili.

431
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,290
Buffalo meat takes a
long time to render, kids.

432
00:16:48,712 --> 00:16:49,575
Aw...

433
00:16:50,452 --> 00:16:51,620
She and my dad had this, like,

434
00:16:51,671 --> 00:16:53,462
really deep passion
running between them,

435
00:16:53,491 --> 00:16:54,955
- so she gets a little worked up. 
- Mm-hmm.

436
00:16:55,118 --> 00:16:56,505
And she tends to really
just throw herself

437
00:16:56,554 --> 00:16:57,639
into all new relationships,

438
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,892
- if you hadn't noticed.
- Yeah, no.

439
00:16:58,932 --> 00:17:00,137
No, that's good, it's healthy.

440
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,886
I mean, it's, like, the
complete opposite of nuts.

441
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:03,008
Mm-hmm.

442
00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:05,263
So then he got up on the desk

443
00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:06,766
in front of the whole office

444
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,367
and he told everyone
that he was quitting,

445
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:09,396
just so we could date.

446
00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:11,934
Ooh, that gives me chills.

447
00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:14,567
Well, what can I say?

448
00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:15,767
I was in love.

449
00:17:16,714 --> 00:17:18,419
I love a creative type.

450
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:22,346
Colleen's dad is also a painter.

451
00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:23,686
Yeah. He's a...

452
00:17:23,687 --> 00:17:24,461
well, he's an artist.

453
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,147
- His name is Miguel. 
- Mm-hmm.

454
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:27,397
He was my first love.

455
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,940
I could never truly marry again

456
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,106
after your father.

457
00:17:32,107 --> 00:17:34,606
Well, you've married
four times since, so...

458
00:17:34,607 --> 00:17:36,766
Yeah, but not truly.

459
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:38,976
Mmm. I stand corrected.

460
00:17:41,889 --> 00:17:43,056
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

461
00:17:43,176 --> 00:17:44,476
Can't let you take the couch.

462
00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:46,016
No, it's fine. You take my bed.

463
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,266
Unless you'd rather sleep outside

464
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,686
under the stars on your bed roll.

465
00:17:49,345 --> 00:17:50,025
You jest,

466
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:52,766
but it's exciting

467
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,650
to date different types of men, dear,

468
00:17:55,114 --> 00:17:57,813
unlike you, who only
have one type of man.

469
00:17:57,841 --> 00:17:59,182
And what type is that?

470
00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:00,306
Your father.

471
00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:01,537
Okay. That's not true.

472
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,766
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

473
00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:05,476
Everyone you fall in love
with is some version of him.

474
00:18:06,443 --> 00:18:08,306
And he's a passionate dreamer

475
00:18:08,307 --> 00:18:10,936
and he's impulsive and he's sensual...

476
00:18:10,937 --> 00:18:12,226
Okay, that's gross, Mom.

477
00:18:12,227 --> 00:18:14,360
And Matt is nothing like Dad.

478
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,646
Dad walked out on us.

479
00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:18,262
Unlike Matt, who walked out of a job.

480
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,050
Well, that's not the same.

481
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:21,605
So he's stable?

482
00:18:22,993 --> 00:18:23,995
Never been married before?

483
00:18:24,627 --> 00:18:25,647
Got his own place?

484
00:18:26,468 --> 00:18:27,936
It's complicated.

485
00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:29,146
It always is.

486
00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:30,437
Baby, baby...

487
00:18:30,893 --> 00:18:31,826
I know this guy.

488
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,646
I married him twice.

489
00:18:33,855 --> 00:18:34,927
It's very exciting

490
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,129
and it's wonderful,

491
00:18:36,528 --> 00:18:37,865
because he's in love with love.

492
00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:40,146
And then one day, he gets spooked

493
00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:41,455
and he just takes off,

494
00:18:41,796 --> 00:18:44,069
like a mustang who's spotted a coyote.

495
00:18:45,804 --> 00:18:47,606
Ooh, that's Buck calling.

496
00:18:47,607 --> 00:18:49,106
I have to take this.

497
00:18:49,107 --> 00:18:50,317
I'm just gonna go in the kitchen.

498
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:51,766
This is gonna get a little filthy.

499
00:18:58,633 --> 00:18:59,814
So, you met the mom?

500
00:19:00,052 --> 00:19:01,672
- Mm-hmm. 
- What's your future look like?

501
00:19:01,711 --> 00:19:03,104
Oh, man, she's so nuts.

502
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:06,697
You know what I realized,
man? It doesn't even matter.

503
00:19:06,947 --> 00:19:08,318
I'm totally in love with Colleen

504
00:19:08,361 --> 00:19:10,092
and I'm going to ask
her to move in with me.

505
00:19:10,093 --> 00:19:12,191
Wow! That's great!

506
00:19:12,705 --> 00:19:14,602
You going to get his-and-her
garage door openers?

507
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,763
Shut up. No, man. We're
gonna find a new place

508
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,489
to move in together. I
just, I think it's time.

509
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,785
I'm happy for you. She's a great gal.

510
00:19:20,829 --> 00:19:22,378
She's very special. She's
way out of your league.

511
00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:23,290
- Right?
- Yeah.

512
00:19:23,305 --> 00:19:25,132
I mean, I'd be a fool
not to give it a shot.

513
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:26,562
- Knock, knock. Hi.
- Hey!

514
00:19:26,584 --> 00:19:28,843
- Hey, we were just talking about you.
- Speak of the devil.

515
00:19:31,823 --> 00:19:34,202
Okay, well, I'm gonna go
take Lark to a baby class,

516
00:19:34,203 --> 00:19:34,979
whatever that means.

517
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,397
Have fun living your life without fear

518
00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:38,361
or any responsibilities.

519
00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:38,891
Thank you.

520
00:19:40,373 --> 00:19:41,061
- Hey.
- Hey.

521
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,012
- Hi.
- Hi.

522
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,427
- You are so amazing, do you know that?
- Oh, gosh, no, I'm not.

523
00:19:46,547 --> 00:19:48,453
- You really, really are.
- No, I'm not.

524
00:19:48,456 --> 00:19:50,373
- And I've been thinking a lot about you...
- Yeah.

525
00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:51,663
And I think that we
should move in together.

526
00:19:51,679 --> 00:19:52,666
I think we should break up.

527
00:19:56,143 --> 00:19:56,429
What?

528
00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:58,851
I think we should break up.

529
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:04,066
I heard you.

530
00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:04,633
Mm-hmm.

531
00:20:06,775 --> 00:20:08,060
But we're great, you and me.

532
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,532
We're... we're so good...

533
00:20:10,018 --> 00:20:10,780
I'm sorry, I'm just...

534
00:20:10,823 --> 00:20:13,615
I'm a little bit, um,
in shock right now.

535
00:20:14,203 --> 00:20:16,139
Uh, why are you doing this?

536
00:20:16,162 --> 00:20:17,024
The longer we're together,

537
00:20:17,047 --> 00:20:18,681
the harder it's gonna be when it ends.

538
00:20:20,685 --> 00:20:22,349
I have to start making different choices

539
00:20:22,362 --> 00:20:24,323
or I'm going to end up
something I don't want to be.

540
00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:29,898
I'm sorry.

541
00:20:35,422 --> 00:20:40,422
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542
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