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I mean, as parents,

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I think we can all agree

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that, you know, two
18-year-olds getting married

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is a huge mistake.

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Not as big a mistake

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as me trying parkour,

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but a mistake nonetheless.

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We think it's great
these kids got hitched.

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Thank you.

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It means a lot that
someone believes in us.

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Who are we to say

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what makes a family?

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I mean, people told us we would
never work, but they were wrong.

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So wrong.

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Just because we're brother and sister

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doesn't mean that we can't
raise a family together.

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You're...

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I know what you're thinking.

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We don't look anything alike.

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Yeah, that's what we're thinking.

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Well, when Clementine's dad left me,

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Spencer vowed to help me raise the kids,

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and he's been there for us ever since.

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That's what family does.

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When your sister needs you,
you step up and fill the hole.

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Oh, and he fills it.

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And then some.

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I love you, Uncle-Dad.

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Oh...

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This is so... sweet,

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uh, but they're just kids,

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so there's no reason
for them to be married.

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There is a big reason.

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And it's getting bigger every day.

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Oh, my God.

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We're in love!

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Why would you phrase it like that?

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I am in no way ready
to be a grandmother.

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Oh, I say, bring it on.

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I am ready for babies,
babies, and more babies.

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Me, too... I would love a
little grand-niece-daughter.

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- Oh, look at her there...
- A little...

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- sweet something...
- with the little freckles...

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Looking up at you

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- with the little feetsies!
- Little freckles! Look at her.

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None of this is going to happen, okay?

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Because I made an
appointment for you tomorrow

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so that you can get
your marriage annulled.

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You can't tell us what
to do anymore, Mom.

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We're adults.

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Now if you'll excuse us,

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we have to go meet our
friends at the food court.

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Thanks for your support.

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Thanks for nothing.

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Nothing.

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So how does this work?

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Separate bedrooms, or...?

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Same bedroom, twin beds, yeah.

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Just like when we were kids.

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We failed as parents.

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I don't even call my sister.

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Tim, how are you not upset about this?

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I want to be, for you,

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but look, we raised a
smart, responsible kid.

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And he found a beautiful girl

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and locked that down.

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Now, I did the same
thing, not much older.

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I can't believe I'm alone here.

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And I can't believe you're not
more curious about our in-laws.

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Now that you've kicked Tyler out,

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can we finally turn his
room into a homeless shelter?

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We didn't kick Tyler out.

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Well, his action figures are gone,

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and there's a note on the door saying,

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"I'm not a child," written in crayon.

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So they didn't come back here?

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There's no room.

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They'd have to share a bunk
bed with Clemmy's little sister,

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and that would be super weird.

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Now why would that be weird?

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That was our childhood bed.

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Oh, God, how we used to love
to make that thing shake.

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Oh, boy.

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We'd play Earthquake in it.

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"Oh, no, here comes the big one!"

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Okay, so you have my number
in case you hear from them.

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Okay, come on, Tim, let's go.

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No, you go ahead, I'll parkour home.

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I have some follow-up questions.

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- Hey, do you... 
- No, come on. I-I need you to...

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Oh!

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I did this, I drove him away!

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I'm having a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Would you like some?

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No.

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I can get you a little dish...

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It's okay.

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He's gone forever, Mom.

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Here's a dish!

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I mean, what could I
have done differently?

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Uh...

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you could have supported him.

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What?

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And let him make the
biggest mistake of his life?

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No, that's called enabling,

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and that's why Greg wore
pull-ups till he was 12.

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And now you see him

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get on international
flights with confidence.

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Mom-Mom, can Pop-Pop
take his creepy puppets

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out of the garage?

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Oh, you're here.

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You've been harboring
them this entire time?

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Excuse me, um...

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I'll be in the other room
listening through the wall.

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Okay, so, so this is your life now?

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You're living in your
grandparents' garage?

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It's better than living with somebody

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who's rooting against me.

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I am not rooting against you, I just...

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I don't want to see you do something

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that you're going to regret.

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Mom, you still see me
as an eight-year-old boy,

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but I am a man now, okay?

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And I can make my own decisions.

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And, yeah, I know that ten
percent of marriages fail.

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But we're not going to be one of them.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Get your stuff and let's go home.

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Both of us?

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Yes... both of you.

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You guys are going to
have plenty of challenges.

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I am not going to be
one of them... come here.

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Hey, and just so you know...

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it's 50% of marriages that fail.

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For real?

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All right, fiancée number two!

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- Oh!
- Let's do this!

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I can't believe I get to
live with my best friend.

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I can't believe I'm officially
out of my parents' garage.

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Hey!

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Whose moving truck is
blocking my scooter?!

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Oh...

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I'm just kidding, ha-ha!

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Oh, I'm so pumped about our new roomie!

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, it'll be great to have

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some masculine energy around here.

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Um...

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Hello!

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You wrestled?

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Uh, yup.

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Yeah, I was undefeated in high school.

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Hello!

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So was I!

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They called me the Tackle Box,

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because I could take
you down with my tackle,

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or I could take you down with my box...

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of wrestling moves.

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Mmm.

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Whoo!

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I forgot about Dougie.

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We've gone through worse obstacles.

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- Yay...
- Yay!

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It's a big condo.

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- We won't even know when she's here.
- Yeah.

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You're in the splash zone.

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Want a spoon?

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I've got the king spoon.

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Yay.

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Um...

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do you hear that?

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Oh, yeah, that's the same thing
I hear every night at this time.

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What is she doing?

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I don't know.

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I asked her, she said flossing.

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No, no, no, Colleen.

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- What?
- This is not living together.

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This is dying together.

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You have to tell her to move out.

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Fine. Uh, why me?

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Because it's your place.

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And I don't want to
create some sexist dynamic

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where I fight your battles for you.

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And besides, I said "not it," not it.

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Fine.

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I'll do it right after the music stops.

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What music?

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Oh, yeah!

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Huh.

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Knock knock!

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Hi!

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Um, I wanted to have
a little roomie chat.

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The thing is, since Matt's moved in

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and we're getting married that
time maybe you could move out

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and you could find an...

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All right, she's not taking the hint.

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It's because you're too nice.

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Aw, thank you.

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And you are too handsome.

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That's not what we're doing.

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- I know.
- Okay.

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All right, I'll talk to her tomorrow.

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You want me to move out?

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Wrestle me.

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If you win, I'll leave.

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You can't be serious.

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Oh, yeah, I am.

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Oh, don't do that.

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Oops.

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Looks like Tackle Box
just chummed the waters.

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Fine.

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I think my dad's still got a
practice mat up in the attic.

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We'll use their garage.

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Good.

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Because you're going to
become my practice mat... Matt!

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Also, I'm going to need
your parents' address.

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I'll text it to you.

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Do they like wine?

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Because it's rude to
show up empty-handed.

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Don't spend too much money, though.

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It'll make them uncomfortable.

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How about $30?

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That's fine.

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Good.

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My mom's got a thing for Napa Valley.

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Who doesn't?

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I can't believe you're doing this.

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Have to.

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Our whole relationship's been

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one obstacle after another, you know?

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I'm not afraid to fight for us.

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I'm going to stand up like a man.

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What are you guys doing here?

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You think I'm going to
miss you wrestling a girl?

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Advertise your product or brand here
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Tackle Box has arrived!

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Whoo!

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All right, first one to
pin his opponent wins.

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You got this, babe.

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Come on.

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Ooohhh!

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That's not good. That's not good.

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Avenge me, Dougie!

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There you go, there you go.

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There you go, there you go.

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Yeah! Strangle her!

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I'm doing this for us.

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I love you so much!

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Oh!

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That's what I call
the Hook and the Line.

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Now here comes

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the Sinker!

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That's a pin!

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- Whoo!
- I've never been prouder.

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High five.

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Yeah!

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Are you okay?

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She was like a big yellow blur.

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I'm so sorry.

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I tried to fight for us.

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Round two!

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- Oh, no!
- No!

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I'm just going to examine
your erection, Mr. Short.

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In this case, call me John.

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_

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It's been more than four
hours and it won't go down.

270
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:02,138
What if it stays like this forever?

271
00:10:02,163 --> 00:10:03,162
I don't know!

272
00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:04,285
I don't know.

273
00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:06,636
I wish you'd tell me the
next time you take a pill.

274
00:10:06,638 --> 00:10:08,535
I thought it would be a nice surprise.

275
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,256
Oh, I'm definitely surprised.

276
00:10:10,258 --> 00:10:12,092
I may need you to punch it.

277
00:10:12,094 --> 00:10:13,677
I'm not gonna punch it.

278
00:10:15,389 --> 00:10:16,068
Hello?

279
00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,135
Mom, hey, where are you?

280
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,871
I thought you wanted to go
shopping for Jen's baby shower.

281
00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:21,888
Oh, honey, I had to take
your dad to St. Fran's.

282
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,302
Don't tell her.

283
00:10:23,327 --> 00:10:24,688
It's so humiliating.

284
00:10:24,713 --> 00:10:26,262
Dad's in the hospital? What is it?

285
00:10:26,428 --> 00:10:28,175
It's not serious, is it?

286
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,317
I-I can't discuss it, dear.

287
00:10:30,707 --> 00:10:31,605
I'm calling everyone.

288
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,397
I'm coming down there right now.

289
00:10:33,422 --> 00:10:35,138
No! Heather?

290
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:38,451
Come on, guys, let's go, let's go!

291
00:10:39,127 --> 00:10:40,773
Is Pop-Pop gonna die?

292
00:10:40,798 --> 00:10:42,246
You know, we're all going
to die some day, Sophia,

293
00:10:42,271 --> 00:10:43,324
so maybe take comfort in that.

294
00:10:43,349 --> 00:10:45,673
Matt, hey, listen...
Dad is at St. Fran's.

295
00:10:45,698 --> 00:10:47,072
I'm on my way there right now.

296
00:10:47,412 --> 00:10:50,773
I'm just going to examine
your erection, Mr. Short.

297
00:10:50,798 --> 00:10:53,382
In this case, call me John.

298
00:10:54,659 --> 00:10:56,801
Let's just give the
epinephrine a chance to work.

299
00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:59,327
If it doesn't, we're going
to have to drain the blood.

300
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:01,909
Pop-Pop!

301
00:11:01,934 --> 00:11:03,350
- Kids, no!
- Oh, no.

302
00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:05,380
- No, kids.
- What? What's the big deal?

303
00:11:05,405 --> 00:11:06,843
Oh, oh, oh...

304
00:11:06,868 --> 00:11:08,410
Not a good time to hop on Pop-Pop.

305
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:09,901
Hop off Pop! Hop off Pop!

306
00:11:10,099 --> 00:11:11,501
You make me stay off the internet

307
00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:12,859
but you let me see that?

308
00:11:13,019 --> 00:11:14,206
Come on, kids.

309
00:11:14,231 --> 00:11:17,932
Let's go play What's That
Smell?: Hospital Edition.

310
00:11:17,957 --> 00:11:20,001
Mom, they can't unsee that.

311
00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,196
I'm so sorry.

312
00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:23,482
- Dad?
- Oh, no!

313
00:11:23,507 --> 00:11:25,424
How you do...

314
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,816
Feel better.

315
00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:34,553
We came as soon as we heard.

316
00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:36,305
Are you okay, Pop-Pop?

317
00:11:37,979 --> 00:11:39,620
- You should go.
- You're not helping.

318
00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:43,250
Just pull the plug; I
don't want to live anymore.

319
00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:47,719
Now I can't see.

320
00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:50,775
So, did you, uh...

321
00:11:51,159 --> 00:11:52,375
See it?

322
00:11:53,008 --> 00:11:54,384
Yeah.

323
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,992
Yeah, I saw it.

324
00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:57,884
You get one of those?

325
00:11:57,909 --> 00:11:59,626
No, Greg, I did not.

326
00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:03,282
- Did you?
- No, man.

327
00:12:03,646 --> 00:12:04,583
I did not.

328
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,600
I got his cholesterol.

329
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,241
He passed that along.

330
00:12:11,449 --> 00:12:13,749
Oh, I'm so glad Dad's going to be okay.

331
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,928
From what we saw, he's
doing better than okay.

332
00:12:16,522 --> 00:12:19,092
- Really? You thought that was big?
- Hey, guys.

333
00:12:34,899 --> 00:12:37,983
I'm so sorry I took this stupid pill.

334
00:12:37,985 --> 00:12:39,452
You didn't need it.

335
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:42,792
Yeah, but you know how we like
to watch 60 Minutes each Sunday,

336
00:12:42,817 --> 00:12:45,162
but sometimes we wish
it were 80 Minutes?

337
00:12:45,187 --> 00:12:48,364
Yeah, I know, but you
really didn't need it

338
00:12:48,389 --> 00:12:51,619
because I was already giving you a pill

339
00:12:51,644 --> 00:12:53,922
crushed up in your
smoothie every morning.

340
00:12:53,971 --> 00:12:56,360
And that's why this happened.

341
00:12:56,385 --> 00:12:57,768
Why would you do that?

342
00:12:57,793 --> 00:13:02,246
Last year when you had a problem
you went out and bought a boat.

343
00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:05,311
My life is a lie.

344
00:13:05,313 --> 00:13:07,076
Just end it.

345
00:13:07,101 --> 00:13:08,684
Just end it!

346
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:12,685
Now I'm hot.

347
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,706
I'm so sorry I didn't tell you.

348
00:13:14,731 --> 00:13:17,144
I-I-I'm supposed to be
the head of the family.

349
00:13:17,169 --> 00:13:20,085
Our kids are supposed to look up to me.

350
00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:21,179
But how can they do that

351
00:13:21,204 --> 00:13:24,708
when I have nothing
but a soggy breadstick?

352
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,094
Honey, they love you.

353
00:13:26,119 --> 00:13:27,583
That's why they're all here.

354
00:13:27,608 --> 00:13:29,691
And they'll look up
to you no matter what.

355
00:13:31,448 --> 00:13:32,579
What about you?

356
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,315
Well, I don't care if
we have to prop it up

357
00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,891
with two popsicle sticks
and some duct tape.

358
00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:41,046
So do you want me to stop doing it?

359
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,739
Yes, I want you to stop doing it.

360
00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:49,105
Okay, I'm going to stop doing it.

361
00:13:51,368 --> 00:13:52,942
Now I'm confused.

362
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,228
A toast to Jen!

363
00:13:56,516 --> 00:13:59,493
So did the hospital say
that you could mix alcohol

364
00:13:59,518 --> 00:14:01,401
with the drugs they gave you?

365
00:14:01,754 --> 00:14:03,195
They didn't say I couldn't.

366
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:06,115
_

367
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,480
Greg?

368
00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:09,842
Lark is filthy!

369
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:10,587
What happened?

370
00:14:10,612 --> 00:14:13,212
Did you, like, go mud
wrestling down a ravine?

371
00:14:13,237 --> 00:14:14,993
I accidentally spilled coffee on her

372
00:14:15,018 --> 00:14:16,243
when I put her in the car seat.

373
00:14:16,268 --> 00:14:17,302
I spilled some on me, too,

374
00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:19,040
but I figured since I
have less of a meltdown

375
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:21,826
when I change outfits, I
took the easier way out, so...

376
00:14:24,548 --> 00:14:26,297
- It's good coffee.
- Yeah.

377
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,500
As helpful as you've been this morning,

378
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,335
I feel like maybe I'll change her

379
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,264
and you can just go in to the brunch.

380
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,622
You're going to drive away, aren't you?

381
00:14:33,647 --> 00:14:34,646
No.

382
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,848
- Take my keys just in case.
- Yeah.

383
00:14:40,307 --> 00:14:41,523
Hey!

384
00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:44,299
Hey!

385
00:14:44,324 --> 00:14:45,913
- Hi.
- What's this?

386
00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:49,675
We're all still buzzing from
the news of Jen's pregnancy,

387
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:53,608
so we thought it'd be wonderful
to shower you with gifts.

388
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:54,619
Um, Mom...

389
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,111
No, no, it's just a few.

390
00:14:56,113 --> 00:14:57,991
Just a few. I know it's a little early,

391
00:14:58,016 --> 00:15:01,797
but like my washer-dryer
says, front-load the fun.

392
00:15:01,822 --> 00:15:03,201
Mom...

393
00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:05,020
What?

394
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,752
- Three weeks ago?
- Yeah.

395
00:15:14,777 --> 00:15:16,447
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

396
00:15:16,472 --> 00:15:18,555
Just... and I feel so stupid.

397
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,153
Mom, no, no, it's my fault.

398
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:21,720
I'm the one who blurted
out she was pregnant.

399
00:15:21,722 --> 00:15:22,721
It was way too early.

400
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:23,882
Look, she's getting through it.

401
00:15:23,907 --> 00:15:25,951
She just doesn't really
want to talk about it.

402
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:27,771
Yeah, like Heather with her hairy mole.

403
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,277
Tim! Hey!

404
00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:31,229
Sorry, I'm just trying
to break the tension!

405
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,576
Okay, look, I know this is
not the family strong suit,

406
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,483
but can we just try to act normal,

407
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:39,332
all right, and just have
a completely normal brunch

408
00:15:39,357 --> 00:15:41,594
- and I'll just go and stall her?
- Okay.

409
00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:44,909
How's it going?

410
00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:46,384
It's good.

411
00:15:47,578 --> 00:15:48,747
Ooh... oops.

412
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:50,131
Oh, sorry.

413
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:51,049
- What are you doing?
- Oh...

414
00:15:51,455 --> 00:15:52,717
Honestly.

415
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,302
Okay, well, let's just

416
00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:55,422
throw on a new outfit

417
00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:58,583
and let's just do it slow
so I can watch how you do it.

418
00:16:00,674 --> 00:16:01,506
Hi.

419
00:16:01,595 --> 00:16:02,945
Hi!

420
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,764
Sorry, we had a little
wardrobe malfunction.

421
00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:08,801
Lark's onesie is now officially donesie.

422
00:16:08,826 --> 00:16:10,303
Oh!

423
00:16:10,548 --> 00:16:11,936
How you rhyme!

424
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:15,607
I could listen to it all the time.

425
00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:18,076
Oh, listen to me, I'm doing it too!

426
00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:19,944
Your talent's contagious, Jen.

427
00:16:20,495 --> 00:16:21,410
May I?

428
00:16:21,435 --> 00:16:23,164
Oh... yeah, sure.

429
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,084
Hi.

430
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:29,788
- Oh, hi...!
- Oh, hi...!

431
00:16:33,016 --> 00:16:34,805
- We were discussing the gold standard.
- Mm.

432
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:37,676
- Ahh...
- I wish gold was standard for me.

433
00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:44,135
I was recently beat up by a girl.

434
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,887
Yeah, that checks out for me.

435
00:16:46,518 --> 00:16:47,388
I'm gonna go...

436
00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:49,885
- Yeah, I think that's a good move.
- Yeah, okay, this way.

437
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,450
Hey, guys, how's it going?

438
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,169
Hey!

439
00:16:57,194 --> 00:16:58,360
Hey!

440
00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:03,822
Oh! Oh, so good!

441
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:04,929
Oh, this frosting!

442
00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:06,601
Oh, that is so good.

443
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,835
So good... you want some?

444
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,444
Uh, no.

445
00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:11,663
I generally prefer a
plate to a human hand.

446
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:12,763
Oh, huh.

447
00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:14,666
- Really?
- Yeah.

448
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:15,633
You know what, I'll have some.

449
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,584
- It's so good.
- Yeah?

450
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:19,419
- Yeah, get in there...
- Oh, no, oh, my God, Greg, please...

451
00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:20,494
Get in there.

452
00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:22,487
Uh, honey, I'll just be in the...

453
00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:24,879
- Mm-hmm, okay. Love you. 
- Okay. Okay.

454
00:17:27,348 --> 00:17:28,847
What are you doing?

455
00:17:29,159 --> 00:17:30,477
Just act normal.

456
00:17:30,502 --> 00:17:32,483
You know, just people at brunch.

457
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,352
I mean, we do it every weekend.

458
00:17:38,589 --> 00:17:41,141
A toast to Jen.

459
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,280
- Uh, Dad...
- To me? To me?

460
00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:45,554
Er, uh, you're... uh...

461
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,195
what can I say?

462
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,303
You're a national treasure.

463
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,425
Wow,

464
00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:51,311
that's so nice.

465
00:17:51,313 --> 00:17:54,203
So did the hospital say
that you could mix alcohol

466
00:17:54,228 --> 00:17:56,106
with the drugs they gave you?

467
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,878
They didn't say I couldn't.

468
00:17:57,903 --> 00:17:58,619
Right.

469
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,072
Hey, Jen, where's the diaper bag?

470
00:18:01,097 --> 00:18:02,854
Her tushy got a little mushy.

471
00:18:02,879 --> 00:18:05,592
Oh, listen to me, I'm rhyming again!

472
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:06,616
I'm on a roll.

473
00:18:06,641 --> 00:18:07,898
Clearly... uh, the only problem

474
00:18:07,923 --> 00:18:09,997
is that we... we are out of outfits.

475
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,435
- You know what?
- So...

476
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:14,163
Why don't we just take her
home and change her there?

477
00:18:14,188 --> 00:18:16,053
- Huh?
- I got Lark an outfit.

478
00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:18,202
You did?

479
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,019
- Thanks.
- Mhm.

480
00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:24,716
_

481
00:18:28,225 --> 00:18:29,891
Oh, that's not for Lark!

482
00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:32,424
I'm sorry.

483
00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:36,661
Will you just, um, excuse me?

484
00:18:38,705 --> 00:18:40,204
It's okay.

485
00:18:40,229 --> 00:18:43,153
No, honey, I'll go.

486
00:18:50,622 --> 00:18:51,955
Hi.

487
00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:53,698
Sorry.

488
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,607
I wanted to wait to talk about
it until I knew I wouldn't...

489
00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:58,683
do this.

490
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:01,356
You do whatever it is
that you need to do,

491
00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:03,347
and to hell with everybody else.

492
00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:07,579
Sometimes it helps to talk about it.

493
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,195
When I had my miscarriage,

494
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:13,501
people acted as though it were
some kind of a shameful secret,

495
00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:15,587
and I felt really alone.

496
00:19:16,548 --> 00:19:18,422
I-I didn't know that you had had one.

497
00:19:18,447 --> 00:19:19,779
Yeah, after Matt.

498
00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:20,980
Oh.

499
00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:23,153
Yeah, I still think about it.

500
00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:25,956
But you know what else I think about?

501
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:30,799
If I hadn't lost that baby,
I wouldn't have had Greg.

502
00:19:31,926 --> 00:19:34,676
And you wouldn't have Lark.

503
00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:38,668
And we wouldn't have you.

504
00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:41,958
Thank you.

505
00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:49,990
Now...

506
00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:51,939
you know, there's a back door.

507
00:19:53,089 --> 00:19:55,300
And you can sneak out
and you can face the gang

508
00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:56,824
when you feel ready.

509
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:01,074
I actually think I'm ready now.

510
00:20:23,407 --> 00:20:26,542
- You're so weird!
- Super weird.

511
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,319
Joan, you want to change him?

512
00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:49,345
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