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All right, ladies.

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Have a good day at school.

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Hey!

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Aren't you supposed to be
watching your cholesterol?

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Heather!

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Samantha's talking back to me!

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Samantha, stop talking back to your dad!

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Dad's eating a cinnamon bun!

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Tim, knock it off... your cholesterol!

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This is Mom's world...
we just live in it.

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Well, there was a time
where it was my... world.

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Hey, hey, guess who picked up Cinnabons!

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Had to go all the way
to LAX to get them,

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but it was worth it.

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I really shouldn't, my diabetes.

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Hey, this is Tim's world, live a little.

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Who needs feet?

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Thanks, boss! How was your weekend?

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Aw, you know, sat through
some soccer, a little ballet,

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got my mother-in-law
high, you know, the uzh.

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I'm just glad to be back in the office.

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You know, they say everybody's
working for the weekend?

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Well, I'm weekending for the work.

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You okay?

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Yeah, I just got to stop
thinking about the second one

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when I'm still eating the first.

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Where's Rose?

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Doctor's office.

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Rose?

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Aren't you supposed to
be here answering this?

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I understand, I'm doing
the best I can, okay?

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Sweet mother, don't just
stand there, do something!

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I'm not good in a crisis.

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Tim, hey, what's going on?

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I've been calling you for two hours.

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Nobody's answering your phone.

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Rose quit.

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Oh, I liked her.

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Well, apparently, she won a scratcher

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and finally got her other boob done.

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Now she's very sought-after
in the receptionist community.

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I don't know how we're going to cope.

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What are you doing?

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Hello, doctor's office,
can you hold, please?

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You're a natural.

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I'll help you out until
you find a new receptionist.

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Or until I get my boobs done.

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Is that an option?

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It hurts.

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You're all set, we'll see you next week.

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Okay, thank you... you, too, bye.

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Uh, Heather?

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Yeah.

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My father taught me to
never compliment women.

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Oh, that's nice.

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But in this case, I have to say,

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you're doing an excellent job.

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Thank you.

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I'm only here till Friday,
though, when the temp arrives.

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Oh, here.

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Oh, you have a sucker for me, thank you.

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That's sweet.

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Hey, babe, could you
fill out this prescription

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for penicillin for me,

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and ask Sylvie to prep room
three for a nasal endoscopy?

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I love it when you get all
doctor-y and you know stuff.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Well, I love it when
you get all reception-y

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and fan out magazines.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah.

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Mmm.

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Hello, doctor's office.

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- Oh, my.
- Uh-huh.

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Well, how big is that goiter?

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See, you're turning me on.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah, Friday, 2:00... 2! 2, 2, 2, 2!

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- Let's go.
- Exam room three has fresh paper.

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Not for long.

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So my very beautiful and
limber receptionist Heather

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will schedule your
follow-up appointment.

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I think the earliest we can get you in

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is next week though.

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Uh, no, we can do Thursday at 3:00.

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No, I, I have something then,

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- pretty sure.
- What... what are you doing?

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- Jig won't work.
- Will you stop it?

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- What are you...?
- Stop, get out of my business.

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No, all you have on Thursday

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is a 1:00 p.m. with
someone named Dave Buster.

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Uh...

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And then the next Thursday...

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every... Thursday...

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He's very sick.

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We will call you with a time.

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Thank you so much for your patience.

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Patience...

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Do you go to Dave and Buster's
every Thursday at 1:00?

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Look, it boosts morale.

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Plus, I almost have enough tickets

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to get that belt buckle
with the bottle opener in it.

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Listen, I'm not saying
that you shouldn't go.

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I'm just saying, take me with you!

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Wait, let's make a whole
big family thing out of it.

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We can go on Saturdays
after ballet, before soccer!

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Twice a week seems like a lot.

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Okay, so skip Thursday.

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You can come home early and
help me around the house.

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Oh, this'll be so fun.

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I'll play Steely Dan for you.

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Listen, Heather...

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Okay, let me just say, I think

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that we are just, like, so...

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Yeah, I'm definitely...

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We have been spending an
awful lot of time together.

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Wait, I wrote a little
picture here of you and me...

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and everything that
went down in room three.

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Hmm?

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It's very graphic.

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Hello, gorgeous!

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Ah, ah, ah, ah... your wife
told us about your cholesterol.

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I can't take it anymore!

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I love her, but I'll tell you something.

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Do you have any idea
how frustrating it is

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to have your wife around all the time?

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I'm sorry.

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We all miss Jackie.

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I should have complimented her more.

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If I only had one more day...

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Yeah, I hear what you're saying.

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I only have one more day
till the temp shows up,

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and then I can go back to
being the boss around here.

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That's not going to kill me.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm just really looking forward
to a time when my wife is gone.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm really crashing
and burning over here.

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I'm sorry!

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Well, I am so mad that
today is your last day.

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Oh, it's just so unfair.

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Do you really mean that?

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Yeah, I'm going to miss you.

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Aww...

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And especially those
super-healthy snacks

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you always bring... oh, here it comes!

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Oh, hummus, and carrots.

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Yeah, two great tastes
that taste great together.

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Just like us.

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I have a surprise for you.

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You got me the belt
buckle bottle opener?

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No, even better than that.

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I got you me!

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I switched carpool to morning
so I can be here permanently.

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Wow.

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The kids are getting older

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and they just don't need
me like they used to.

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And then I come here
and you need me so much.

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- And I just...
- Mhm, mhm.

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I can't believe I'm crying about it.

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I know.

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Oh, look, you are, too.

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It's a lot of feelings.

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I know, but I'm going to be here

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all day with you every day!

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Hey, hi, Joanie!

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Tim, what are you doing out here?

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It's the middle of the night.

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Oh, well, you know, it's...

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now that we've got
Clementine living with us,

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you know, I like to
come out here to think.

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And to fart.

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Which one are you doing now?

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Neither... no, I just locked
myself out of the house

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- about an hour ago.
- Oh, oh.

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What are you doing outside?

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Oh, I'm just trying to tire myself out.

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I haven't been able to sleep lately.

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I had that problem once.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, apparently,

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you're not supposed to drink
fruit punch after midnight...

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or as an adult.

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I-I'm just so anxious and...

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the strange thing is,

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I don't have anything
to be anxious about.

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That just makes me more anxious.

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We all go through that, you know?

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I'm sure it'll pass.

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In the meantime, I
could prescribe something

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you may not have tried.

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Can I help you

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with anything in particular

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Oh, no.

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I'm not actually a drug addict.

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Although I did pass a
dutchie once in college,

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but it was to the right-hand side,

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and everybody got very quiet
and then asked me to leave.

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Oh, well, perhaps we
can get you an edible.

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An edible?

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It's where we bake the
weed into the pastry

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so you don't have to smoke it.

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We bake it into all of our goods here.

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Ah!

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Oh, is there pot in the scones?

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Oh, no, no, no.

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You can go ahead, try them...

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- Oh, oh, thank you!
- they're delicious.

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Thank you so much!

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I baked them today,
they're super-fresh.

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Whoa, slow down, slow
down... that's pretty potent.

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You said there wasn't
any pot in the scones.

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No, but there's a lot in the jam.

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The key to a strong joint
is homemade rolling papers.

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You have so much knowledge.

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I feel like I'm with Alex Trebek.

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I want to know everything
you know in all of life.

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With a glue gun and
an old pog container,

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I repurposed this
flower pot into a bong.

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Oh...

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That's so deeply artisanal!

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You see this bucket?

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Voilà!

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Impromptu bongo.

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Holy Willie Nelson!

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What are you doing here, Joan?

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You cured my insomnia.

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And now, I sleep like the pharaohs.

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- Well.
- This is a bongo.

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But if you turn it upside-down...

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It's a bucket.

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Wow.

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Are you high right now?

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Yes.

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Oh.

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And right now.

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Oh, yeah.

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Sex is always complicated for me.

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Mmm.

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Sometimes I think it's because

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I lost one of my balls in the war.

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I mean, they could've saved it

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but it wasn't the good one, so...

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You know something that might help you?

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What's that?

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A fattie!

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Oh, I don't really know any portly gals.

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No, no, no, no.

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This is the kind of fattie
that was popular in high school.

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And here is a blimp!

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Holy mackerel, I am as
baked as a brie on Easter.

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Me also as well.

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Was that an earthquake?

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No.

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Was that an earthquake?

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No, I didn't feel anything.

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In fact, I don't feel anything at all,

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except a very strong
desire to hug your husband

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while he washes the car.

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I'm certain there's
an earthquake coming,

265
00:09:49,687 --> 00:09:51,310
and you know what?

266
00:09:51,335 --> 00:09:52,852
I don't know where the gas-off is.

267
00:09:52,877 --> 00:09:54,109
Okay, don't even worry...

268
00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:55,363
- Look, you're having...
- I don't know

269
00:09:55,388 --> 00:09:57,967
- where the gas-off is.
- you're having a bad trip.

270
00:09:57,992 --> 00:10:00,112
- This...
- So I want you to have a sip of water.

271
00:10:00,136 --> 00:10:00,952
- Okay.
- Okay?

272
00:10:00,953 --> 00:10:02,241
- Okay
- And then just breathe.

273
00:10:02,273 --> 00:10:04,775
And just, no more of this right now.

274
00:10:05,295 --> 00:10:07,679
That's it, good, gulpy-gulpy...

275
00:10:08,116 --> 00:10:09,972
There you go, there you go.

276
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,443
Good, good.

277
00:10:11,794 --> 00:10:13,309
I've forgotten how to swallow.

278
00:10:13,311 --> 00:10:14,343
Yeah.

279
00:10:14,345 --> 00:10:16,716
I'm, I'm too high.

280
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:17,981
I don't like this.

281
00:10:18,006 --> 00:10:20,493
I want to go home.

282
00:10:27,324 --> 00:10:30,302
I just don't think the
chronic is the answer for me.

283
00:10:30,327 --> 00:10:32,761
Oh, okay.

284
00:10:32,763 --> 00:10:34,303
Well, I'll tell you what works for me.

285
00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:37,495
Um, you know, I like to go to bed full.

286
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,993
So I'd get about three
pounds of beef in you,

287
00:10:40,018 --> 00:10:42,685
and before you know it,
you'll be counting sheep.

288
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:43,708
The real trick is learning

289
00:10:43,733 --> 00:10:45,518
how to fight off the meat sweats.

290
00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:47,476
But that's where the
sleeping pills come in.

291
00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:48,911
Thank you.

292
00:10:48,913 --> 00:10:50,112
Oh.

293
00:10:51,055 --> 00:10:52,155
Here, this is for you.

294
00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:52,711
Oh!

295
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:55,304
Just go easy on the jam.

296
00:10:56,847 --> 00:10:58,413
Come on, I'm not that fat.

297
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,979
I'm so fat.

298
00:11:07,753 --> 00:11:09,217
Who said that?!

299
00:11:18,576 --> 00:11:19,975
You got carpal tunnel voting

300
00:11:19,977 --> 00:11:22,442
for every singing
competition on television.

301
00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:24,234
You're not going to vote for president?

302
00:11:24,259 --> 00:11:25,926
Well, if I could text it, I would.

303
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,950
But I can't, because
I have carpal tunnel.

304
00:11:28,883 --> 00:11:30,610
_

305
00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:32,092
Hey, so our polling place

306
00:11:32,094 --> 00:11:33,527
is at your parents' neighbors' garage.

307
00:11:33,529 --> 00:11:34,831
I was thinking if we took the same car,

308
00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:37,470
then your dad couldn't
charge us as much for parking.

309
00:11:37,495 --> 00:11:38,509
I'm not voting.

310
00:11:38,534 --> 00:11:40,399
Greg, come on.

311
00:11:40,424 --> 00:11:42,027
You, like, you got carpal tunnel

312
00:11:42,052 --> 00:11:44,779
voting for every singing
competition on television.

313
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,609
You're not going to vote for president?

314
00:11:46,634 --> 00:11:48,300
Well, if I could text it I would.

315
00:11:48,411 --> 00:11:50,603
But I can't, because
I have carpal tunnel.

316
00:11:50,628 --> 00:11:52,891
I... I honestly, I still cannot believe

317
00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:54,416
that you have never
voted in an election.

318
00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:55,839
I voted in an election!

319
00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:56,419
Really?

320
00:11:56,444 --> 00:11:57,974
Matt Malloy for student body president.

321
00:11:57,999 --> 00:12:00,245
Said he was going to make
the hallways safe for nerds.

322
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:02,322
He didn't.

323
00:12:02,324 --> 00:12:04,132
Yeah, still working through that one.

324
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,586
Honestly, Greg, the people we elect

325
00:12:05,611 --> 00:12:07,351
are going to shape Lark's future.

326
00:12:07,999 --> 00:12:09,768
She's so disappointed
that you're not voting,

327
00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:11,513
she can't even look at you.

328
00:12:13,769 --> 00:12:15,602
Lark, look at Daddy.

329
00:12:19,654 --> 00:12:22,154
Okay, Lark, this is for you!

330
00:12:22,812 --> 00:12:25,471
Ugh, that line...

331
00:12:26,281 --> 00:12:29,115
Eh... I'll come back later.

332
00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:30,537
Long line for coffee.

333
00:12:31,198 --> 00:12:32,162
Yeah, it's kind of my fault.

334
00:12:32,187 --> 00:12:32,993
I voted this place

335
00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,422
the number one coffee
place in town like 12 times.

336
00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:37,924
I think you dropped your sticker.

337
00:12:38,493 --> 00:12:40,064
Oh, no, I don't...

338
00:12:40,814 --> 00:12:41,795
Oh, gosh, yeah.

339
00:12:41,797 --> 00:12:43,296
It must have fallen off

340
00:12:43,298 --> 00:12:46,990
when I rescued that
lost dog on the highway.

341
00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:48,935
Twinsies.

342
00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:50,103
Huh?

343
00:12:50,386 --> 00:12:51,295
Boop.

344
00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:52,656
Next.

345
00:12:53,251 --> 00:12:54,215
- Hi.
- Hi.

346
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,683
Umm...

347
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,213
Nitro Cold Brew.

348
00:12:58,238 --> 00:12:59,410
I don't know what that is, is that cool?

349
00:12:59,435 --> 00:13:01,535
It must be, it's got
the word "nitro" in it.

350
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,098
Oh, you don't have to
pay if you voted today.

351
00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:05,719
Really?

352
00:13:05,924 --> 00:13:07,323
- Yeah.
- All right!

353
00:13:07,716 --> 00:13:11,391
Just going to tip, tipping and voting!

354
00:13:11,393 --> 00:13:12,570
That's what I do.

355
00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:14,674
Keep America strong and safe.

356
00:13:14,699 --> 00:13:16,835
Come on, everybody, "Hamilton!"

357
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:17,958
Hamilton! Hamilton!

358
00:13:17,983 --> 00:13:19,657
That's right. Pull it in, patriots.

359
00:13:20,471 --> 00:13:22,202
Three, two, one.

360
00:13:22,204 --> 00:13:23,336
Hamilton!

361
00:13:23,338 --> 00:13:27,084
- Hamilton!
- Hamilton!

362
00:13:27,109 --> 00:13:28,394
Oh wait, it was a video.

363
00:13:28,786 --> 00:13:31,211
_

364
00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:32,779
- Hi, Pam.
- Hi.

365
00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,086
- Hey, John.
- Hey.

366
00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:35,359
It's a historic day, huh?

367
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:36,987
Oh, did the girl win?

368
00:13:37,578 --> 00:13:38,209
Oh, I was...

369
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,662
no, I was just talking about
how Greg actually voted.

370
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,527
Oh, that must've been when I was allowed

371
00:13:42,552 --> 00:13:44,020
my one bathroom break.

372
00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:46,078
Better not have used my shell soaps.

373
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,611
Jen, I don't see Greg
on this voting log.

374
00:13:49,636 --> 00:13:51,670
And I keep a good log.

375
00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:53,995
If he didn't sign, he wasn't here.

376
00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:58,171
♪ Say "voting"... ♪

377
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:04,609
Wow, another classic
Election Day selfie, I see.

378
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:05,722
You saw my Instagram?

379
00:14:05,747 --> 00:14:07,428
- I did.
- 14 likes!

380
00:14:07,453 --> 00:14:09,819
I mean that's twice as
many as the selfie I took

381
00:14:09,844 --> 00:14:11,595
with that dude who looked like Bono.

382
00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,596
Yeah, so you voted?

383
00:14:14,138 --> 00:14:16,541
Mm-hmm, I got the sticker, don't I?

384
00:14:17,095 --> 00:14:19,548
You got the sticker by
going to the polling place

385
00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:22,035
and just like straight up voting?

386
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,594
- I went to the polling place.
- Okay.

387
00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:26,118
- Next to my parent's house.
- Right.

388
00:14:26,301 --> 00:14:29,856
And I... got my sticker.

389
00:14:30,249 --> 00:14:32,449
Greg, will you just look me in the eye

390
00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:34,574
and tell me that you voted?

391
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:40,647
No, no, I said my eye, my eyes.

392
00:14:41,598 --> 00:14:43,183
Nope, nope.

393
00:14:43,185 --> 00:14:45,518
The eyebrows are a good marker,
it's just right below them.

394
00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:46,750
We're almost there.

395
00:14:46,775 --> 00:14:48,388
Okay, look, I'm sorry.

396
00:14:49,313 --> 00:14:51,224
- I didn't vote, okay?
- Right, yeah.

397
00:14:51,303 --> 00:14:52,636
But I got the sticker,

398
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,454
and I felt like I was
part of something larger,

399
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,201
you know, and all the
other stuff that you said.

400
00:14:57,226 --> 00:14:59,682
So I just put it on.

401
00:14:59,707 --> 00:15:01,274
But you didn't vote.

402
00:15:01,571 --> 00:15:02,469
No.

403
00:15:02,688 --> 00:15:03,771
So I'm going to have
to take that sticker.

404
00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:04,636
No!

405
00:15:04,661 --> 00:15:06,982
No, no, I need this.

406
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,530
Greg, that's not your sticker.

407
00:15:08,555 --> 00:15:10,655
How dare you say that, Jen!

408
00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:13,588
Look, there is still time
for me to earn this sticker.

409
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,050
And that's exactly what
I'm going to do, all right?

410
00:15:16,075 --> 00:15:17,674
I'm going to go down there,
and I'm going to vote.

411
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:18,216
Okay.

412
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:20,376
Because I'm tired of lying about it.

413
00:15:20,594 --> 00:15:22,694
I want to know what
it feels like for real!

414
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:27,235
And this sounds exactly like
when I lost my virginity.

415
00:15:29,183 --> 00:15:32,051
Are you going to call your
mom afterwards this time, too?

416
00:15:32,585 --> 00:15:33,738
If you didn't do it,

417
00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:35,706
how did the shell lose its ridges?

418
00:15:35,731 --> 00:15:37,545
Would you rather I didn't wash my hands?

419
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,080
I'd rather my shell have its ridges!

420
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,375
It's like getting
excited for a ruffle chip,

421
00:15:42,377 --> 00:15:43,765
when there's a no-ruffle chip.

422
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:46,444
How are you supposed to
dip a no-ruffle chip?!

423
00:15:46,469 --> 00:15:47,859
Hi.

424
00:15:47,884 --> 00:15:49,593
Greg Short. He knows who I am.

425
00:15:49,618 --> 00:15:50,981
Where did you get that sticker?

426
00:15:51,006 --> 00:15:53,680
Oh, uh... I found it on the ground.

427
00:15:53,705 --> 00:15:55,221
That is sticker fraud!

428
00:15:55,223 --> 00:15:56,844
You're admitting to sticker fraud!

429
00:15:56,869 --> 00:15:58,059
That's a federal offense!

430
00:15:58,084 --> 00:15:59,717
John, call 9-1-1.

431
00:15:59,742 --> 00:16:00,669
No, Dad, don't!

432
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,506
I... look, I'm sorry.

433
00:16:02,531 --> 00:16:03,730
Please...

434
00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:05,703
Just let me vote, okay?

435
00:16:06,474 --> 00:16:07,570
I want this.

436
00:16:07,745 --> 00:16:09,345
I-I need this.

437
00:16:09,624 --> 00:16:12,405
I will only be five seconds, I swear.

438
00:16:12,407 --> 00:16:14,641
Wow, this is like I'm
losing my virginity.

439
00:16:17,245 --> 00:16:19,769
All right, don't go all
crazy with your John Hancock.

440
00:16:19,794 --> 00:16:21,227
My log is tight.

441
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,951
Okay, let's do this.

442
00:16:25,314 --> 00:16:28,188
It's time to make a difference.

443
00:16:28,356 --> 00:16:31,030
Dad, what the hell is a comptroller?!

444
00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:33,293
Oh, nobody knows.

445
00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:35,804
Don't get caught up in the minutiae.

446
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,229
Voting is about feeling
part of something,

447
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,104
not knowing stuff.

448
00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:43,387
Okay.

449
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,477
♪ Yes, yes, yes, yes ♪

450
00:16:46,502 --> 00:16:48,507
♪ No, yes, no, yes ♪

451
00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:50,891
♪ No, yes, no, yes, no, yes... ♪

452
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:53,983
Oh, I need another
one, I made a mistake.

453
00:16:59,425 --> 00:17:00,730
The Internet is pretty convinced

454
00:17:00,755 --> 00:17:02,862
that my fiancée has anaplasmosis,

455
00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:04,590
which, if that gets
airborne, it's going to turn

456
00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:06,611
this whole damn town
into the Talking Dead.

457
00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:08,904
_

458
00:17:09,313 --> 00:17:11,180
Baby, look what just came in the mail!

459
00:17:11,182 --> 00:17:12,590
♪ Our first bill as a couple ♪

460
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,948
Aww.

461
00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:15,679
Ha, and to think, before
we moved in together

462
00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:17,052
I used to just throw these in the trash.

463
00:17:17,054 --> 00:17:18,164
Aw...

464
00:17:21,656 --> 00:17:22,369
You okay?

465
00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:24,477
Yeah, just a little...

466
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,452
- Yeah.
- Okay.

467
00:17:25,484 --> 00:17:27,354
- Oh!
- Whoa! That didn't seem little.

468
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,890
You want to, like, call the doctor or...

469
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,658
No, I am fine.

470
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:31,626
Now where were we?

471
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,158
- Being all sexy time up here.
- Mm-hmm.

472
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,271
- Mmm.
- Oh!

473
00:17:36,273 --> 00:17:37,139
Oh...

474
00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:40,192
Oh, no...

475
00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:45,526
Um, excuse me, is there any way

476
00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:47,070
that we could get in to
see a doctor right away?

477
00:17:47,095 --> 00:17:48,894
Because the Internet is pretty convinced

478
00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:51,003
that my fiancée has anaplasmosis,

479
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,320
which, if that gets airborne,

480
00:17:52,345 --> 00:17:53,650
it's going to turn this whole damn town

481
00:17:53,675 --> 00:17:54,874
into the Talking Dead.

482
00:17:56,532 --> 00:18:00,004
"Cramping, bloating,
sharp abdominal pain."

483
00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:01,777
How long has this been going on?

484
00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:03,332
Uh, one week?

485
00:18:03,357 --> 00:18:05,169
This has been happening
since we moved in?

486
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,736
Aw...

487
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,386
We see this all the time.

488
00:18:09,411 --> 00:18:10,803
A couple moves in together

489
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,949
and they try to keep
some things a mystery.

490
00:18:12,974 --> 00:18:15,210
But there is no mystery about it.

491
00:18:15,212 --> 00:18:17,853
All women must poop.

492
00:18:19,691 --> 00:18:21,896
I-I don't think that's what it is.

493
00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:22,693
Ma'am?

494
00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:23,886
Have you made a bowel movement

495
00:18:23,911 --> 00:18:25,732
since you two started cohabitating?

496
00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:28,712
Yes... like, that's crazy.

497
00:18:28,737 --> 00:18:30,039
Like, of course!

498
00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:32,097
Yes, tons!

499
00:18:32,563 --> 00:18:34,373
You're impacted, all right.

500
00:18:34,398 --> 00:18:35,630
That's disgusting.

501
00:18:35,858 --> 00:18:36,728
I'm glad I'm not you.

502
00:18:36,753 --> 00:18:39,784
We'll prescribe you something
to get things moving again.

503
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,259
Go home.

504
00:18:46,998 --> 00:18:49,212
Well, it's just I love you.

505
00:18:49,574 --> 00:18:52,481
And I want you to be
attracted to me forever.

506
00:18:52,804 --> 00:18:54,138
And that's why you haven't...

507
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:55,294
Made a big job?

508
00:18:55,864 --> 00:18:57,119
Yup.

509
00:18:57,121 --> 00:18:58,375
I can't go when you're home.

510
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,803
And you work from home.

511
00:18:59,828 --> 00:19:00,889
Just go at work.

512
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,302
Ew! Nobody goes at work.

513
00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:04,878
You hear that, Brad?

514
00:19:06,659 --> 00:19:07,927
I can only go at home.

515
00:19:07,952 --> 00:19:09,298
And since we moved in together,

516
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:11,079
I can't seem to go there, either.

517
00:19:11,228 --> 00:19:12,668
Okay.

518
00:19:13,867 --> 00:19:15,337
You call it a big job?

519
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,356
You don't?

520
00:19:17,779 --> 00:19:19,012
No...

521
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:24,022
Good news!

522
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,441
You don't have to worry
about me running off

523
00:19:25,466 --> 00:19:27,002
with that cute pharmacist.

524
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:29,194
He doesn't seem to be into me anymore.

525
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:32,030
What the...?

526
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,272
Babe?

527
00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:44,322
Wha... what is all this?

528
00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:48,880
I asked you to marry
me because I love you.

529
00:19:50,609 --> 00:19:53,284
You don't have to hide any
part of yourself from me.

530
00:19:53,631 --> 00:19:54,471
What I'm saying is...

531
00:19:54,496 --> 00:19:56,563
I don't love you for what you don't do,

532
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,057
I love you for what you do do.

533
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,632
I worked on that last
line for quite a while.

534
00:20:03,142 --> 00:20:04,608
Aww...

535
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,050
You're going to need more candles.

536
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,233
Shh.

537
00:20:08,892 --> 00:20:10,502
Just swallow that pill

538
00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,829
and know that no matter what happens,

539
00:20:12,854 --> 00:20:15,214
you're still going to be
the sexiest woman I know.

540
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,052
The pill doesn't go in my mouth.

541
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:20,745
That's fine.

542
00:20:21,697 --> 00:20:23,111
All right.

543
00:20:24,384 --> 00:20:26,823
The biggest job in your
life is waiting for you.

544
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,921
Let's get in there and get to work!

545
00:20:32,292 --> 00:20:33,324
My hero.

546
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,968
But I think you're going too far

547
00:20:38,993 --> 00:20:40,691
to prove you're comfortable with me.

548
00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:41,920
Yeah, maybe I'll just wait outside.

549
00:20:41,945 --> 00:20:42,889
Good idea.

550
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:47,326
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550
00:20:48,305 --> 00:20:54,542
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