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Tim, hey, come on.

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You almost ready? This is the longest

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you've ever been in the
bathroom standing up.

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Hey, I was voted L.A.'s hottest doctor.

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Got to really deliver

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at my photo shoot today.

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Okay, you were voted

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one of the Mid-Valley's
"Doctors to Watch."

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Right, and nobody wants
to watch an ugly doctor.

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Mm-hmm, true that.

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Hey, Mom!

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World's Best Doctor looks like

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he's going to take it!

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Oh, no, a tire flies into the crowd!

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Oh, save the babies! The carnage!

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Hey...

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GiGi died.

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What?

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- Oh, no.
- I know.

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At least she died doing
what she loved, you know?

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Her male nurse.

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Oh, no!

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I know.

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She was almost 90, you know?

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She had a full life, and...

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What did you do to your face?

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It's really bad, isn't it?

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Oh, honey, I can only take
so much loss in one day.

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If GiGi's in a better place,

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can she send us more
than $5 for our birthdays?

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It's a better place for her, not us.

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I'm going to miss her.

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She loved our band.

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She was, like, Funeral
Goose's first groupie.

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She was the only one who
ever asked us to turn it up.

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You know, I'm going
to go check on my mom.

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I'll be right back, okay?

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- Stay with your daddy.
- Yeah, okay.

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You know what?

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GiGi wouldn't want all of us to be sad.

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What she would want

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is for all of us to fix my eyebrow.

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You know, Daddy, it
wouldn't look so weird

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if you just evened them out.

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You just need a little
more off the left.

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A little more.

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Okay, that's too much.

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Put some back.

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Put some back?!

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I... what? I can't put some back!

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That's hair, that's not how hair works!

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If that's how hair worked,

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you think I'd walk
around looking like this?

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Okay, well, just take a
little more off the first side

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and then it will be even.

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Perfect! You look awesome, Daddy.

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Just like Mr. Pickle.

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See?

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What an amazing lady.

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You look like last pick in a gang draft.

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You look like my first boyfriend.

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Look, I'm all out of options here.

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I got this photo shoot
in, like, an hour,

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so it's either bad-ass-doctor-who-
doesn't-play-by-the-rules look,

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or... this.

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Now you look like my first
boyfriend's parole officer.

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Who was my second boyfriend.

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Can I talk to you in the
other room for a second?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Hi.

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Joan wants GiGi's last
pie from the freezer.

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Oh.

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Oooh.

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Do you... you can notice?

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- No.
- Not really.

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- No, it's very subtle.
- Kind of blends in, I think.

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- Oh, no, I think that's worse.
- No, don't.

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- Oh. 
- No, I-I like it.

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I'm not sure that's a fix.

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All right, sit down on
the toilet and hold still,

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this wax is hot.

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I've had this dream.

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Okay.

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I can't figure out how to fix this

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until I have a completely clean canvas.

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Yeah, still no clue.

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You know what? Let
me try the whole head.

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No, no, please, please.

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Please, I just need some help here!

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Here, let me... I went through

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a fierce chola stage in high school.

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Drew on my brows every day.

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Like, Gwen Stefani chola?

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Then I'd have to draw them on again

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after I'd ripped some
bitch's hair out in detention.

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- Oh, okay, so, actual chola.
- Yes.

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Hurry, please, okay?

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I got to get some push-ups
in before this photo shoot.

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Vamanos!

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Hey, Saul.

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Hey...

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Oh, no!

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It's my eyebrows, isn't it?

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You can, you can barely...

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Tell?

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Oh, no, I just peed a little.

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Oh, you can barely tell.

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Now you're the dummy!

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Hey, he just peed himself.

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Don't worry about it, I
can Photoshop that out.

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Really?

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Hey, uh, think you could...

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you could help me with my little issue?

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If I can Photoshop my wedding photos

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so I'm next to a woman for my mom,

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I can do this.

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All right.

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All right, everyone, say, "Malpractice!"

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Oh, no, you're eating GiGi's last pie!

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Well, if I didn't, she
would have died for nothing.

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No, honey, I can't believe that
you dug that out of the trash.

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She baked a hearing aid into that.

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I haven't found it yet.

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Oh!

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Oh, oh!

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Oooh, Valley Doctors
magazine finally sent me

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the link to the article.

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What?

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No, no!

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No!

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No, look at this!

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They Photoshopped the
wrong part of my head!

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It's very generous of GiGi to leave us

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a little bit of money.

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Yeah, well, actually, she left it all

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to Walker, Texas Ranger,

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but I convinced the
judge to dismiss that.

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It was really nice of her.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to put mine towards
an engagement ring for Colleen.

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- Oh, I love that.
- Yeah.

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Oh, yeah?

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Some jewelry?

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That's a little materialistic.

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You know, not everyone
would go that route, but...

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- Hm?
- Yeah.

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Okay, I'll ask.

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Um, Greg, what are you
going to do with the money?

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- Oh, me?
- Yeah.

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Oh, no, no, I...

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I...

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- I don't want to talk about it.
- You don't want to talk about it.

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- Okay, so don't.
- I'm actually donating it

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to our old high school
for a new long jump pit.

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But I did it anonymously,

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so that no one would
know that it was from me.

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Because I don't need anyone to know

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that it was me, you know?

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In fact, I can think of nothing

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that would make me more uncomfortable.

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Did you run track?

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I remember you sitting on the bench

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in Mom's sunhat.

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I just can't remember which sport.

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I think it was synchronized swimming.

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No, that was me.

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No, he was a cheerleader.

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No, that was me, too.

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Greg tried out,

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- but he didn't make the squad.
- That's right!

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No, guys,

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I was a second alternate
for the triple jump.

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So your way of
anonymously donating money

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was to tell all of us that you did it?

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Man, stop embarrassing me, all right?

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I told you, I don't
want any credit for this.

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I mean, that was why
I was very explicit.

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On that plaque,

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it should say, "Anonymous."

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So then why did you just
tell us all about it?

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So...

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that if anyone asked,

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you knew not to tell them.

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- Ah.
- Okay.

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Or you could tell them, but, you know,

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tell them to keep it a secret.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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♪ Anonymous! ♪

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Uh, hey, excuse me!

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Excuse me!

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Sorry to interrupt,

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but could you just take a photo

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of me and the plaque on the bench?

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Oh, yeah, sure.

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Great, thanks.

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Yeah, it says Anonymous,
but I know who...

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Already took it.

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Great, great.

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Thanks.

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What are you doing here?

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Hmm? Oh, I just came to see my plaque.

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I'm Anonymous.

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I donated this.

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Whoa, that's awesome!

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Sasha!

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This guy paid for the new long jump pit!

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Oh, my God, that's so sweet!

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Thank you!

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Oh, thank you! You're welcome!

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What?

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Sweet kid.

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Why are you doing this?

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Why do I do anything that I do, Greg?

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To prove you wrong and
make you look stupid.

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I'm not stupid, you're stupid.

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Look, I don't care
about the credit, okay?

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I never have and I never will.

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Oh, okay.

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Hey, look who came back to visit.

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My favorite second alternate!

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Hey, Assistant Assistant Coach Kip!

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So what are you doing
around here, Short?

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Oh, he came to see

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the new pit that I donated.

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I'm Anonymous.

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Matt Short.

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Wow!

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Thank you!

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Hey, I salute you, sir.

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Team! This is the man

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who donated the pit!

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What do we say we win our
next meet for Matt here, huh?

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Come on! Yeah!

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I am so Anonymous!

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Hey, I know you feel that way,

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but keep believing in yourself, kid,

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and one day, you'll be
able to buy us a new pit

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like your big, handsome brother here.

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Come over here.

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Oh, hey. Gonna hug it out.

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Hey!

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They're going to let Matt

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fire the starter pistol tomorrow, right?

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They would never let me touch it.

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I would always have to pretend
with those relay batons.

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- Yeah, well, he's stealing your thunder.
- Yeah!

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- Raining on your parade. 
- Uh-huh!

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So you do want a parade.

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Yes!

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Uh, no!

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Okay.

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I just want a parade in my honor

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where no one knows it's for me.

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But really they do.

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Is that too much to ask?

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I mean...

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no, there's nothing wrong
with wanting recognition.

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It's just, the way that
you're going about it

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is slightly disturbing.

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I'll tell you what is
slightly disturbing.

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The amount of extra
money I had to give them

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just for the plaque and the bench.

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- There's a bench?
- We needed a place

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- to put the plaque.
- Oh, my God.

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Greg, I know you donated the money.

269
00:09:09,718 --> 00:09:11,100
Isn't that enough?

270
00:09:11,489 --> 00:09:15,124
You honored GiGi's memory
by doing something good.

271
00:09:16,726 --> 00:09:17,958
Thanks, honey.

272
00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,456
That really puts it in perspective.

273
00:09:25,788 --> 00:09:26,749
Hey, Short!

274
00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,391
What are you doing?!

275
00:09:28,764 --> 00:09:31,465
I'm not letting my brother
take credit for this!

276
00:09:31,601 --> 00:09:33,234
I'm Anonymous!

277
00:09:33,962 --> 00:09:35,479
Look at that form.

278
00:09:35,504 --> 00:09:36,703
Still terrible.

279
00:09:40,684 --> 00:09:42,117
Would you like a popsicle?

280
00:09:42,388 --> 00:09:44,888
Does Raggedy Andy have cotton balls?

281
00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:47,065
Oh, good, another dirty old man.

282
00:09:47,741 --> 00:09:49,522
_

283
00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:56,129
Your mother's nursing
home just called again.

284
00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:59,053
They need you to come
pack up her things.

285
00:09:59,078 --> 00:10:03,146
I just hate that I put her in
that place for her last days.

286
00:10:03,171 --> 00:10:04,604
But I had to.

287
00:10:04,629 --> 00:10:06,299
Her boyfriend Huber

288
00:10:06,324 --> 00:10:08,192
threatening to take her to Mexico

289
00:10:08,217 --> 00:10:11,053
for groundbreaking fertility treatments.

290
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,869
Mexico's doing a lot of
good things with medicine.

291
00:10:15,006 --> 00:10:16,504
Why don't you and Heather

292
00:10:16,529 --> 00:10:18,741
go to Palm Springs for the night,

293
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,879
and I'll clear out GiGi's stuff?

294
00:10:20,981 --> 00:10:21,893
You will?

295
00:10:21,895 --> 00:10:23,189
Absolutely.

296
00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:25,713
Except for her
unmentionables, of course.

297
00:10:25,887 --> 00:10:27,754
Oh, she didn't wear any.

298
00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:35,866
Sandwiches in the drawer, GiGi?

299
00:10:36,942 --> 00:10:39,195
So what's in the fridge?

300
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:47,074
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

301
00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:50,473
Slow ride home.

302
00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:56,721
Rise and shine, porcupines!

303
00:10:56,746 --> 00:10:59,631
It's Tim and Mark, the
morning guys on KDKB,

304
00:10:59,656 --> 00:11:02,084
49 past the hour, 20 minutes
to the top of the hour.

305
00:11:02,086 --> 00:11:03,953
What the...

306
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,488
Oh!

307
00:11:10,619 --> 00:11:11,884
Where you going, my man?

308
00:11:11,909 --> 00:11:13,465
You got to have one of
these to open that door.

309
00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:15,153
Oh, what? No, I'm just here

310
00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:16,765
cleaning out Shirley Pirkle's room.

311
00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:19,458
Oh, that's really nice, but
let's leave that to her family.

312
00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:20,982
No, I am her family.

313
00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:22,021
That's right, that's right.

314
00:11:22,046 --> 00:11:24,673
Everyone here is one big happy family.

315
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,132
Oh, you think I'm a resident here?

316
00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:28,830
No, no, no, I think you're a blessing.

317
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,086
No, this is ridiculous.

318
00:11:30,111 --> 00:11:31,547
I got my I.D....

319
00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:33,235
Oh, damn, I left it in the room.

320
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,883
I know, along with your dog tags

321
00:11:34,908 --> 00:11:36,374
and a picture of your gal back home.

322
00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:37,881
What? No! No!

323
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,047
Hey, hey, listen, listen!

324
00:11:39,072 --> 00:11:42,391
We got a blueberry muffin
with your name on it, okay?

325
00:11:42,681 --> 00:11:44,070
Do you know your name, sir?

326
00:11:44,095 --> 00:11:46,843
My name is John Short
and I don't belong here.

327
00:11:46,868 --> 00:11:49,233
- Okay, well...
- My name is John Short,

328
00:11:49,258 --> 00:11:50,922
and I don't belong here.

329
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:54,416
My name is Oprah, and I own this joint.

330
00:11:55,221 --> 00:11:56,739
Okay, all right.

331
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,208
He's not really Oprah.

332
00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:00,009
Mmm, delicious.

333
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,944
Mmm-hmmm, mm.

334
00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:05,898
You must be new here... I'm Stan.

335
00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:08,562
No, no, there's been a mix-up.

336
00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:12,988
Oh, no, no, I'm pretty
sure that my name is Stan.

337
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,144
Look...

338
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:20,605
if you want to break out
of here, I know a way.

339
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,043
I'm listening.

340
00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:26,068
I'm going to need you to kill a man.

341
00:12:27,635 --> 00:12:28,892
Just a reminder,

342
00:12:28,894 --> 00:12:31,835
we're starting woodworking
in the arts and crafts room.

343
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:33,396
Woodworking?

344
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:37,996
Would you like a popsicle?

345
00:12:38,021 --> 00:12:40,470
Does Raggedy Andy have cotton balls?

346
00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:43,096
Oh, good, another dirty old man.

347
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,044
B-9!

348
00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:49,991
A-ha!

349
00:12:50,016 --> 00:12:51,147
Bingo!

350
00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:24,517
Hey, if it isn't the
new heartthrob in town!

351
00:13:24,628 --> 00:13:25,298
I'll tell you something,

352
00:13:25,323 --> 00:13:26,860
I've been seeing a lot
of ladies putting lipstick

353
00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:28,251
on and around their mouths.

354
00:13:28,253 --> 00:13:29,169
Yeah, I've been getting

355
00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:31,328
a lot of uninvited pinches.

356
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,486
Luckily they don't have
any grip strength, right?

357
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,935
All right, well, look, it's 5:30, okay?

358
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,660
It's bedtime, lights out.

359
00:13:38,732 --> 00:13:39,796
John!

360
00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:40,764
Joanie?

361
00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:43,092
Oh, where have you been?

362
00:13:43,318 --> 00:13:45,546
I've been texting you
emojis all morning.

363
00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:47,332
The last one was an ambulance.

364
00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:49,590
Oh, I must have lost track of time.

365
00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:52,127
Did you finish packing GiGi's room?

366
00:13:52,152 --> 00:13:54,339
I just don't like to
think of her living here.

367
00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:56,422
No, this place is the Ritz.

368
00:13:56,447 --> 00:13:57,398
Come on.

369
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,300
There's something you need to see.

370
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:01,302
Hmm?

371
00:14:01,616 --> 00:14:03,037
Your mother did that.

372
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,686
Now, does that look like the work

373
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:08,175
of someone who was miserable? Hm?

374
00:14:09,005 --> 00:14:09,911
No.

375
00:14:09,913 --> 00:14:11,812
This place was great for her.

376
00:14:11,814 --> 00:14:13,914
Joanie, she was happy.

377
00:14:13,939 --> 00:14:15,939
And I got to live a day in her life.

378
00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:17,552
I wish we lived here.

379
00:14:17,909 --> 00:14:18,553
What?

380
00:14:18,578 --> 00:14:22,189
Yeah! They got a lift that
lowers you into the hot tub!

381
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:24,517
- Did you bring your bathing suit?
- No.

382
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:25,781
John!

383
00:14:25,806 --> 00:14:26,972
All right, you two.

384
00:14:26,997 --> 00:14:28,553
Let's get you back to your rooms.

385
00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:29,697
Sweetheart...

386
00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:30,841
I'd be careful with him.

387
00:14:30,866 --> 00:14:32,133
He claims he has a wife.

388
00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:35,736
- Oh, no, I'm, I'm... I'm...
- Yeah, I know. I know.

389
00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:36,743
John!

390
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:37,967
I'm coming.

391
00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:42,990
Well, at Dearly Departed Diamonds,

392
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:46,230
we take the job of
incinerating your loved ones

393
00:14:46,255 --> 00:14:47,852
and turning them into jewelry

394
00:14:47,877 --> 00:14:48,976
very seriously.

395
00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:50,631
Gives a whole new meaning to,

396
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,598
"These earrings are from Tiffany."

397
00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:55,291
_

398
00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:57,456
Come in, come in!

399
00:14:57,487 --> 00:14:59,944
This is where it all happens.

400
00:15:00,074 --> 00:15:01,650
Wow, when your mom's will requested

401
00:15:01,675 --> 00:15:03,206
that her ashes be
turned into a gemstone,

402
00:15:03,231 --> 00:15:04,998
I was hoping that was not a real thing.

403
00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:06,119
Oh!

404
00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:07,729
They're actually pretty.

405
00:15:08,479 --> 00:15:10,826
Well, at Dearly Departed Diamonds,

406
00:15:10,851 --> 00:15:13,984
we take the job of
incinerating your loved ones

407
00:15:14,009 --> 00:15:16,891
and turning them into
jewelry very seriously.

408
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,769
Gives a whole new meaning to,

409
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,103
"These earrings are from Tiffany."

410
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,156
I can tell just by looking at you...

411
00:15:24,851 --> 00:15:27,478
that you would condense down

412
00:15:27,503 --> 00:15:29,562
into a beautiful sapphire.

413
00:15:29,836 --> 00:15:31,303
Because of her eyes?

414
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,149
No, the eyes have no
effect on the color.

415
00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:36,518
They just boil away.

416
00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:38,571
Will you just excuse us for one moment?

417
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:42,337
Are you sure that you want
to do this with your mom?

418
00:15:42,362 --> 00:15:44,737
I mean, I know it's in her
will, but I am her lawyer,

419
00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:47,152
and I am willing to look the other way.

420
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,725
You know, while I still have my eyes.

421
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:50,514
Thank you,

422
00:15:50,539 --> 00:15:54,520
but my mom's specialty
was making me feel guilty,

423
00:15:54,973 --> 00:15:58,469
and so if I don't do this,
I'll hear her voice in my head.

424
00:15:58,494 --> 00:16:00,142
Saying, "Joanie!

425
00:16:01,284 --> 00:16:03,586
It was my dying wish!"

426
00:16:04,772 --> 00:16:05,719
Wow.

427
00:16:06,807 --> 00:16:07,946
It's like she's here.

428
00:16:09,556 --> 00:16:11,056
She will be, soon.

429
00:16:11,482 --> 00:16:12,778
Yeah, okay.

430
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,260
Uh, do you do a princess cut?

431
00:16:15,369 --> 00:16:16,515
Sure!

432
00:16:16,634 --> 00:16:19,535
Feast your eyes on my first wife, Marta.

433
00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:22,289
Oh, wait, wrong hand... that's my dog.

434
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,475
This is Marta.

435
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,856
- Hey! Don't touch that!
- Oh!

436
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,007
There's someone in there!

437
00:16:27,032 --> 00:16:29,059
Oh, God.

438
00:16:31,432 --> 00:16:33,699
Say hi to GiGi.

439
00:16:34,523 --> 00:16:36,209
So that's her body in there?

440
00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:38,223
Oh, that's what's left of
it after you compress it

441
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,014
with 10,000 pounds of pressure.

442
00:16:41,045 --> 00:16:42,207
Really pretty, Mom.

443
00:16:42,662 --> 00:16:44,318
Mom wanted me to wear this

444
00:16:44,343 --> 00:16:46,488
so she'd always be close to my heart.

445
00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:49,888
Well, I'm sure that she's
smiling down on you from up...

446
00:16:49,913 --> 00:16:52,508
well, from inside of there, actually.

447
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,070
How does it feel?

448
00:16:55,789 --> 00:16:57,273
Surprisingly heavy.

449
00:16:57,298 --> 00:16:59,393
Yeah, heavy's a good word for it.

450
00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:06,396
I know, Mom.

451
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,349
Just slap a sign on my crotch

452
00:17:08,374 --> 00:17:11,274
that says, "Open 24 hours."

453
00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:15,869
I know, Mom.

454
00:17:15,894 --> 00:17:18,559
Too much cake makes too much Joanie.

455
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,491
Oh, Mom, you're ruining this, too?

456
00:17:27,516 --> 00:17:30,385
Honey, I'm sorry, I just can't.

457
00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:32,398
Well, I can give you one of my pills.

458
00:17:32,423 --> 00:17:33,903
No, dear, it's the necklace.

459
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:38,423
I feel like my mother's
watching and judging me.

460
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,110
You just have to get used to it.

461
00:17:41,135 --> 00:17:45,270
Heck, I knew guys in 'Nam had necklaces,

462
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:47,317
some of them eight or nine ears on them,

463
00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:48,608
and they were fine.

464
00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:51,989
I've given this a lot of thought...

465
00:17:52,014 --> 00:17:55,673
- Mm-hmm. 
- And I think GiGi belongs with you.

466
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,284
I mean, family was everything to her,

467
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:03,477
and here she has you and
her great-grandchildren.

468
00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:06,756
Yes, but... but she's your mom.

469
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,224
I was just being selfish.

470
00:18:09,249 --> 00:18:11,330
- Here, let me put it on you, honey.
- Yeah.

471
00:18:11,332 --> 00:18:12,965
It's really beautiful.

472
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:17,347
Oh, wow, I feel so connected to her.

473
00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:19,424
That's pretty.

474
00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:21,682
It's not a blood diamond, is it?

475
00:18:21,776 --> 00:18:23,242
Not really, no.

476
00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:26,360
It's a diamond that Mom-Mom had

477
00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:29,712
made out of your great-grandmother.

478
00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:32,084
You said she was in heaven!

479
00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:35,402
No, she said she was probably in heaven.

480
00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:37,819
All right, sorry, Mom, I just...

481
00:18:37,844 --> 00:18:39,358
Hang on to that.

482
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,325
All clean.

483
00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:42,127
Jen!

484
00:18:43,074 --> 00:18:44,340
Hi!

485
00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:47,525
It just occurred to
me, I've never given you

486
00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:50,641
a family heirloom to hand down to Lark.

487
00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:53,533
And you're not going to start
now, so keep it moving, lady.

488
00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:54,354
I love you, though.

489
00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:56,132
Jen! Oh, Jen!

490
00:18:56,157 --> 00:18:56,835
Hello!

491
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:57,876
Matt!

492
00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:59,478
Hey, Mom.

493
00:18:59,644 --> 00:19:01,790
Would you grant me my dying wish?

494
00:19:02,696 --> 00:19:03,358
You're dying?

495
00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:04,270
One day.

496
00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:06,631
That's why I need you
to take this necklace.

497
00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:09,556
- This-this beautiful symbol. 
- Oh, Mom...

498
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:12,794
Take it! I want to
respect GiGi's wishes,

499
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,238
but I just can't forget
where it came from.

500
00:19:15,263 --> 00:19:16,694
I know I'm not supposed

501
00:19:16,719 --> 00:19:19,025
to end a sentence with
a preposition, Mom.

502
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:22,501
Take it!

503
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,349
Mom, I don't know that...

504
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,468
Take it.

505
00:19:29,577 --> 00:19:30,476
Mom, I, I...

506
00:19:30,478 --> 00:19:31,744
No backsies.

507
00:19:33,945 --> 00:19:37,913
Okay, enough mystery.
What's the occasion?

508
00:19:37,938 --> 00:19:39,504
It's not our anniversary.

509
00:19:39,506 --> 00:19:40,839
It's not our sexaversary.

510
00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:42,340
It's not our first-fight-aversary.

511
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:43,767
You remember all those?

512
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:44,574
Of course!

513
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:46,820
- They're all on the same day.
- Yeah.

514
00:19:47,445 --> 00:19:48,934
I need to make something right.

515
00:19:49,804 --> 00:19:51,971
I owe you an engagement ring.

516
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,570
What...

517
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,277
Matt!

518
00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:03,928
- What? It's gorgeous!
- Yeah.

519
00:20:03,964 --> 00:20:05,931
How could you afford this?

520
00:20:06,463 --> 00:20:07,494
It's GiGi.

521
00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:09,824
It was GiGi's?

522
00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:12,164
- No, it actually came from GiGi.
- Oh.

523
00:20:12,726 --> 00:20:14,950
That's what makes it so beautiful.

524
00:20:14,975 --> 00:20:18,328
That it belonged to a woman
that we all loved so dearly.

525
00:20:18,828 --> 00:20:19,911
Okay, sure.

526
00:20:21,615 --> 00:20:23,648
I love it.

527
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:25,300
It's like she's right here with us.

528
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,025
More than you know.

529
00:20:34,471 --> 00:20:39,471
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