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<font color="#ffff00">Maman.</font>

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VOICES OUTSIDE

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YELLING

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KNOCKING ON DOOR

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MAN SPEAKING OUTSIDE

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SHOUTING

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KNOCKING ON DOOR,
SHOUTING

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SOBBING

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SHE GASPS

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SIGHS

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{\an8}# Do you remember the first time
that my eyes set on you?

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{\an8}# Your smile came from nowhere

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{\an8}# For some time never

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{\an8}# Or some time soon

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{\an8}# The road is a long one

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{\an8}# I was only passing through

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{\an8}# I was only passing through. #

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Bonjour.<font color="#ffff00">Bonjour.</font> Are you
the landlord?

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<font color="#ffff00">I am indeed.</font> Miles.

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<font color="#ffff00">Niall.</font>

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I wondered if I could put
this up on your notice board.

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, I love this show.</font>

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Oh, thanks.

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<font color="#ffff00">The one where the bloke double</font>
<font color="#ffff00">glazed all the chateau windows</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and then he had to change them back.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">That's brilliant telly.</font>

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Glad you're a fan.<font color="#ffff00">And you're coming</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to Saint Victoire?</font>

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Yeah. We have a couple of artists
from Nice,

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a couple of vineyard owners
from Bordeaux,

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and we thought we'd come
the antique capital

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of the south to complete the set.

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<font color="#ffff00">When?</font> Tomorrow.

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A bit short notice, I know.
<font color="#ffff00">No, not at all.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Word will get around town quick.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Especially when my wife hears.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Now, she was a pop star, you know?</font>

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Wow! Gosh, I thought I was coming
here for the antiques.

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You never know who you're going to
come across in this job.

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Hey, come along for a casting.

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<font color="#ffff00">You try stopping me.</font> Super.

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All right. Is it OK if I plug in my
laptop while I do a bit of work?

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, sure it is.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And what can I get you to drink?</font>

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I'll have a glass of Pomerol.

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<font color="#ffff00">Excellent choice. On the house.</font>

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Thanks.

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So we just give up, then?

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Let her admit to killing my husband
and get away with it?

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<font color="#ffff00">It was not technically</font>
<font color="#ffff00">an admittance.</font>

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Sorry, did you read the note?

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"Smoking kills."

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My husband's lighter was filled
with cyanide,

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and she posted me the missing valve.

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What more admittance do you need?

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<font color="#ffff00">We called the florist.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">The flowers were ordered online</font>
<font color="#ffff00">under a temporary email address.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Can we check how they were paid</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for or...?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We have. There is no trace.</font>

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So what do we do now?

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<font color="#ffff00">The ring and the note have both</font>
<font color="#ffff00">been sent off to our forensics.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">As soon as we have the results,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you will be the first to know.</font>

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And how long will that take?

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<font color="#ffff00">As long as it takes.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Thanks, Andre.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We are doing everything we can,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mrs White.</font>

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Thank you.

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<font color="#00ffff">Where are you going?</font>
"As long as it takes."

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My husband gets murdered,
and he says, "As long as it takes."

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<font color="#00ffff">What more can he do, Jean?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">There just isn't enough to go on.</font>

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Why are you all so calm round here?

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What's it going to take
to get you worked up?

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<font color="#00ffff">Look, I understand that you're mad,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but...</font> But what?

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<font color="#00ffff">Andre is a good copper. And if he</font>
<font color="#00ffff">says he's doing everything he can,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">then he is.</font>

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Great.

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A large G&T, please, Niall.
Do you want one?

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<font color="#00ffff">No, you're all right.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'll just have a lemonade what with</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it still be morning.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'll bring them over, then, shall I?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. OK.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Niall, can I...?</font>

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Oh, cheers, Niall.

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<font color="#ffff00">You're welcome, Miles.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">You're being served, Dom?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yes. Er, no, I was.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, he's back now. I'll have a large</font>
<font color="#00ffff">gin and tonic</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">and a lemonade, please.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Bit early, isn't it?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What a lovely bloke.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah?</font> <font color="#ffff00">He's a TV producer.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Who...Who's a TV producer?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Miles. He's in town casting for</font>
<font color="#ffff00">A New Life In France.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">The post is on the notice board.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I love that show.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Me too.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Have you seen the one with the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">double glazing?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">"Take 'em out!"</font> <font color="#00ff00">When's the castings?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Excuse me. Er, Mrs White?</font>

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Hello.<font color="#ffff00">My name is Adele.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I work for Judith and Jeremy.</font>

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Oh, yes. I saw you over there when I
was looking at the fake cutlery.

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Yeah.<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And I wondered if you could use</font>
<font color="#ffff00">your expertise to help me.</font>

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Oh, then, sit down.

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Well, I'll... I'll do my best.

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<font color="#ffff00">My mother is quite ill and suffers</font>
<font color="#ffff00">from night terrors.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">She has had them all her life</font>
<font color="#ffff00">ever since being a child</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">of Nazi-occupied France.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But...recently they have got</font>
<font color="#ffff00">very, very much worse.</font>

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Oh, that's awful.

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<font color="#ffff00">She treasures this old book left</font>
<font color="#ffff00">by her mother</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and is convinced that the secrets of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">this book</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">will give her the answers she needs.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I want her to find peace.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I need your help.</font>

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Darling, would you happen to have a
couple of spare

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Chateauneuf-Du-Papes lying around?

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I don't know how it happened
but we seem to have run out!

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Earth calling Celine.

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<font color="#ffff00">Can I help you, Judith?</font>

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Is she all right?

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<font color="#ffff00">She's excited about Miles.</font>

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Miles?

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<font color="#ffff00">TV producer in town looking for</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a couple</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">to appear on A New Life In France.</font>

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TV producer?

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<font color="#00ff00">I'll go and collect some empties.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Two bottles of Pape, was it, Judith?</font>

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You better make it four.

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JEAN: So, when can I come
and look at this book, then?

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Is this afternoon OK?

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<font color="#ffff00">That would be perfect. Thank you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm going to slip away before</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm seen. It's my day off.</font>

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Yes, I hear you.

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<font color="#00ff00">Er, bonjour.</font> Bonjour.

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<font color="#00ff00">My husband tells me</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that are in television.</font>

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I am indeed.<font color="#00ff00">Yes.</font>

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Hang on, are you the landlady?

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<font color="#00ff00">Yes, Celine.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Bonjour.</font> A pleasure to meet you.

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Actually, Celine, I wonder if you
could answer a question for me.

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That beautiful chateau I saw
on the edge of town,

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do you know who owns it?

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<font color="#ffff00">I think I might be able</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to answer that question for you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Judith Lloyd James.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Me.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And my husband.</font>

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Oh, a delight to meet you, Judith.

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<font color="#ffff00">Why don't you pop up to the chateau</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and have a look round?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Because he's finishing his drink</font>
<font color="#00ff00">here in my pub.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, why don't you finish your</font>
<font color="#ffff00">drink here and I'll get my husband</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">to chauffeur us back for lunch</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to my chateau?</font>

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Well, that would be great.
Thank you.

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<font color="#ffff00">Lovely.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Might as well finish this one off.</font>

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Oh, no more for me, please, Jeremy.

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I shouldn't really drink on the job.

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<font color="#00ffff">And what an interesting</font>
<font color="#00ffff">job it is, top.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">How do you get into it?</font>

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I sort of fell into it, really.

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Took a media course at uni and
caught the bug.

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, fabulous.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oxford or Cambridge?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm an Oxford boy myself.</font>

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Manchester Metropolitan.

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, how modern.</font>

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Thanks again for the drinks.

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I read need to be...

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<font color="#ffff00">The silver screen is something</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that has always beckoned me.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I was a child star, you know?</font>

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Really?<font color="#ffff00">Oh, yes, I was in</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Shirley's Shakers.</font>

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Sorry?

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, yes, we were very big in the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">East Midlands.</font>

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Were you?<font color="#ffff00">I would've worked all</font>
<font color="#ffff00">round the world</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">if it wasn't for</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my...dropped arches.</font>

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You have a really beautiful home.

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, it's been in the family</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for generations.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Father was a little hard up, so we</font>
<font color="#00ffff">snapped it up,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">didn't we, darling?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, obviously we do still have a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">place back in Blighty,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">but it's so bloody gloomy there.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Overall, we absolutely love it here.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I just wish more of them</font>
<font color="#ffff00">could speak English.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, some of them don't even try.</font>

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Would you two be interested
in appearing in the show?

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<font color="#ffff00">I hadn't even thought about it.</font>

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I always like to find the nucleus
of the show.

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<font color="#ffff00">Darling, did you hear that?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">We are the nucleus.</font>

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Of course, I will need to see
other couples, too.

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If it was up to me...

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<font color="#00ffff">Of course.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Is there any way we can help?</font>

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Do you know anywhere local
I can hold the auditions?

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<font color="#ffff00">Minecraft. Coffee?</font>

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Oh, lovely. Thank you.

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<font color="#00ffff">For medicinal purposes.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Ah, Minecraft.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Have you heard of it?</font>

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Is that the virtual Lego game?

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Yes, tres bien.

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<font color="#00ffff">When arthritis took charge</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of my hands,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">technology offered me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">an alternative.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's a wonderful thing.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I am Eleanor.</font> Jean.

206
00:10:39,259 --> 00:10:40,499
Thank you.

207
00:10:42,219 --> 00:10:48,459
<font color="#00ffff">And to what do we owe the pleasure</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of your visit?</font>

208
00:10:48,499 --> 00:10:51,299
<font color="#ffff00">Jean is an expert on antiques.</font>

209
00:10:51,339 --> 00:10:54,139
<font color="#ffff00">I thought it might help if you let</font>
<font color="#ffff00">her look at the book.</font>

210
00:10:58,619 --> 00:11:04,459
<font color="#00ffff">In 1943, my mother and brother</font>
<font color="#00ffff">was snatched by the Nazis</font>

211
00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:06,659
<font color="#00ffff">right in front of my eyes.</font>

212
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:10,619
<font color="#00ffff">My mother hid me in a cupboard,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">gave me this box,</font>

213
00:11:10,659 --> 00:11:14,099
<font color="#00ffff">and told me to hide for as long</font>
<font color="#00ffff">as I could.</font>

214
00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:19,939
<font color="#00ffff">The last time I saw her face</font>
<font color="#00ffff">was through a crack in the door</font>

215
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:23,539
<font color="#00ffff">as the Nazis dragged her and</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Henri away.</font>

216
00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:26,539
<font color="#00ffff">I was found by our cleaner, Marie,</font>

217
00:11:26,579 --> 00:11:31,539
<font color="#00ffff">and I lived with that wonderful</font>
<font color="#00ffff">woman for the rest of my childhood.</font>

218
00:11:33,539 --> 00:11:35,539
Did they take your father, as well?

219
00:11:35,579 --> 00:11:36,859
<font color="#00ffff">I can only assume so.</font>

220
00:11:36,899 --> 00:11:40,339
<font color="#00ffff">He vanished just before my mother</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and brother.</font>

221
00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:46,099
<font color="#00ffff">I suspect it had something to do</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with the huge art collection</font>

222
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,859
<font color="#00ffff">he had accumulated.</font>

223
00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:50,259
That... That is horrific.

224
00:11:50,299 --> 00:11:54,059
<font color="#00ffff">I thought for so long</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that she had abandoned me.</font>

225
00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:58,139
<font color="#00ffff">Chosen my brother over me.</font>

226
00:11:58,179 --> 00:12:03,299
<font color="#00ffff">But then I realised she had given</font>
<font color="#00ffff">me a chance to survive.</font>

227
00:12:03,339 --> 00:12:05,899
<font color="#00ffff">She had a better chance</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of saving one of us.</font>

228
00:12:14,579 --> 00:12:16,059
So, how can I help?

229
00:12:18,579 --> 00:12:22,899
<font color="#00ffff">As I left with Marie, I grabbed</font>
<font color="#00ffff">this book that had been left</font>

230
00:12:22,939 --> 00:12:24,499
<font color="#00ffff">on the hall table.</font>

231
00:12:24,539 --> 00:12:26,859
<font color="#00ffff">La Chanson De Roland.</font>

232
00:12:26,899 --> 00:12:30,739
<font color="#00ffff">One of the most popular chanson</font>
<font color="#00ffff">de geste.</font>

233
00:12:30,779 --> 00:12:35,819
<font color="#00ffff">Songs of deeds, popular from the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">beginning of the 12th century,</font>

234
00:12:35,859 --> 00:12:39,179
<font color="#00ffff">typically about King Charlemagne.</font>

235
00:12:39,219 --> 00:12:41,939
<font color="#00ffff">There is an inscription</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in my mother's handwriting</font>

236
00:12:41,979 --> 00:12:45,219
<font color="#00ffff">that I have never been able</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to fathom.</font>

237
00:12:45,259 --> 00:12:47,899
<font color="#00ffff">"Bouvez de l'eau de l'ecrivain</font>

238
00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:51,619
<font color="#00ffff">"pres de l'endroit ou les braves</font>
<font color="#00ffff">sont tombes.</font>

239
00:12:51,659 --> 00:12:54,299
<font color="#00ffff">"Ou le traitre se repose</font>

240
00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:57,659
<font color="#00ffff">"est vous trouverez votre destin."</font>

241
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:01,859
<font color="#00ffff">Ah.</font>

242
00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:04,259
<font color="#00ffff">"Drink from the writer's water</font>

243
00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:07,139
<font color="#00ffff">"close to where the brave</font>
<font color="#00ffff">have fallen.</font>

244
00:13:08,299 --> 00:13:10,099
<font color="#00ffff">"Where the traitor lies,</font>

245
00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:12,259
<font color="#00ffff">"you will find your fate."</font>

246
00:13:14,299 --> 00:13:19,339
<font color="#00ffff">I have been trying to work out</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for so many years what that means.</font>

247
00:13:19,379 --> 00:13:22,739
<font color="#00ffff">My mother and father</font>
<font color="#00ffff">were very wealthy people.</font>

248
00:13:22,779 --> 00:13:27,459
<font color="#00ffff">I think they tried to hide some</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of their riches from the Nazis.</font>

249
00:13:28,659 --> 00:13:33,259
<font color="#00ffff">I have always been convinced</font>
<font color="#00ffff">this riddle will lead me to it.</font>

250
00:13:34,699 --> 00:13:35,779
Oh.

251
00:13:37,979 --> 00:13:41,659
<font color="#00ffff">Now I am nearing the end of my life,</font>

252
00:13:41,699 --> 00:13:43,659
<font color="#00ffff">I just need to know.</font>

253
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:44,979
<font color="#00ffff">Can you help me?</font>

254
00:13:46,339 --> 00:13:47,699
The end of your life?

255
00:13:54,779 --> 00:13:58,379
<font color="#00ffff">They told me I had three months...</font>

256
00:13:58,419 --> 00:14:00,659
<font color="#00ffff">..a year ago.</font>

257
00:14:00,699 --> 00:14:03,179
<font color="#00ffff">I am living on borrowed time.</font>

258
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:06,899
<font color="#00ffff">To put this to rest before I die...</font>

259
00:14:08,219 --> 00:14:10,099
<font color="#00ffff">..would be a wonderful thing.</font>

260
00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:12,299
<font color="#ffff00">Maman.</font>
ADELE SOBS

261
00:14:12,339 --> 00:14:13,359
<font color="#00ffff">Cheri.</font>

262
00:14:16,219 --> 00:14:19,379
I promise you, I will try my best.

263
00:14:24,459 --> 00:14:27,779
Oh. Your necklace, is
it...suffragettes?

264
00:14:29,739 --> 00:14:31,659
<font color="#00ffff">Les Anglaises,</font>

265
00:14:31,699 --> 00:14:34,179
<font color="#00ffff">you are not all bad.</font>

266
00:14:34,219 --> 00:14:36,059
SHE LAUGHS

267
00:14:37,579 --> 00:14:40,819
Becky, I found us a place to cast
the show.

268
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,859
Yes, I know.

269
00:14:43,899 --> 00:14:45,899
I am pretty amazing.

270
00:14:45,939 --> 00:14:47,819
And it's for free.

271
00:14:47,859 --> 00:14:50,579
It'll save us three grand, at least.

272
00:14:50,619 --> 00:14:52,419
It's local.

273
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,219
Batty old couple offered
us their place.

274
00:14:55,259 --> 00:14:57,379
It's a chateau.

275
00:14:57,419 --> 00:15:00,539
They didn't mention payment,
so I certainly wasn't going to.

276
00:15:00,579 --> 00:15:02,539
And Becky...

277
00:15:02,579 --> 00:15:05,579
..next time, try and answer in
less than three rings.

278
00:15:05,619 --> 00:15:07,379
Comprendre?

279
00:15:07,419 --> 00:15:11,059
<font color="#00ffff">Did you know, if you stretched it</font>
<font color="#00ffff">out into a single strand,</font>

280
00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:14,899
<font color="#00ffff">there's enough DNA inside you to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">leave the Solar System?</font>

281
00:15:14,939 --> 00:15:16,859
<font color="#ffff00">That's fascinating.</font>

282
00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:18,379
<font color="#ffff00">Shall I book you a taxi?</font>

283
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:19,819
<font color="#00ffff">All right, smart mouth.</font>

284
00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:22,019
<font color="#00ffff">Just because you're jealous</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of my vast intellect.</font>

285
00:15:22,059 --> 00:15:23,739
<font color="#ffff00">Can your vast intellect get me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a coffee?</font>

286
00:15:23,779 --> 00:15:25,659
<font color="#00ffff">It's your turn.</font> <font color="#ffff00">No, it isn't.</font>

287
00:15:25,699 --> 00:15:27,459
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, it is.</font> <font color="#ffff00">No, it isn't.</font>

288
00:15:27,499 --> 00:15:28,539
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, it is.</font>

289
00:15:29,739 --> 00:15:33,139
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, hello.</font>

290
00:15:33,179 --> 00:15:35,379
Erm, I'm so sorry to bother you.

291
00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:37,939
I just wondered, because you know
the area so well,

292
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,899
could you have a look at something
for me?

293
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,179
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, sure.</font>

294
00:15:42,299 --> 00:15:43,459
Oh, hello.

295
00:15:44,699 --> 00:15:46,179
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, good timing, actually.</font>

296
00:15:46,219 --> 00:15:49,539
<font color="#00ffff">Claudette was just about to make</font>
<font color="#00ffff">some coffee. Weren't you, Claudette?</font>

297
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:52,019
<font color="#00ff00">I mean, she practically</font>
<font color="#00ff00">dragged him to the chateau.</font>

298
00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:54,699
<font color="#ffff00">She must have been keen.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">She forgot her wine.</font>

299
00:15:54,739 --> 00:15:56,179
<font color="#00ff00">The woman must be desperate.</font>

300
00:15:56,219 --> 00:15:58,979
<font color="#00ff00">I mean, who wants to appear on a</font>
<font color="#00ff00">cheap TV show anyway?</font>

301
00:15:59,019 --> 00:16:01,499
Hey, guys, I'm going to be holding
castings for the show

302
00:16:01,539 --> 00:16:03,859
up at the chateau tomorrow.
Can I just put on the location?

303
00:16:03,899 --> 00:16:05,339
<font color="#ffff00">Of course.</font>

304
00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:07,619
I'd love you to come along.

305
00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:12,139
I've never had a landlord
and landlady on the show before.

306
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,299
Always the lynchpins of a community.

307
00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,659
Give me a call. I'm popping back up
there now to set up.

308
00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:18,539
<font color="#ffff00">Will do. Thanks, Miles.</font>

309
00:16:18,579 --> 00:16:19,579
Pleasure.

310
00:16:22,779 --> 00:16:26,979
She seems to think this book
is the key to her inheritance.

311
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,539
<font color="#00ffff">God, she was only seven.</font>

312
00:16:29,579 --> 00:16:31,819
<font color="#00ffff">I can't imagine how terrifying that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">must have been.</font>

313
00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:33,299
It's beyond comprehension.

314
00:16:34,739 --> 00:16:36,699
<font color="#00ffff">"Where the brave have fallen."</font>

315
00:16:38,979 --> 00:16:39,979
<font color="#00ffff">Hang on.</font>

316
00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:45,659
<font color="#00ffff">Now, I know this looks messy, but I</font>
<font color="#00ffff">know exactly where everything is.</font>

317
00:16:51,659 --> 00:16:53,339
Where did you get this?

318
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,539
I haven't seen one of these
for years.

319
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,699
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. Wedding present.</font>

320
00:16:57,739 --> 00:16:59,139
<font color="#00ffff">Horrible, innit?</font>

321
00:16:59,179 --> 00:17:00,539
You do know what this is?

322
00:17:00,579 --> 00:17:02,419
<font color="#00ffff">It's a paperweight with a dead</font>
<font color="#00ffff">lizard inside.</font>

323
00:17:02,459 --> 00:17:04,339
<font color="#00ffff">Slightly boss-eyed.</font>
JEAN CHUCKLES

324
00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:07,779
This is a Pantin
salamander paperweight.

325
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,859
You see, the lampwork is
so exquisite

326
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:13,659
that it looks like the salamander
is real.

327
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,539
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, blimey. There you go.</font>

328
00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:18,179
And you know how much it's worth?

329
00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,259
<font color="#00ffff">No.</font>

330
00:17:21,299 --> 00:17:23,419
This could be worth thousands.

331
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,939
<font color="#00ffff">Really?</font>

332
00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:26,179
<font color="#00ffff">That thing?</font>

333
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,619
Really.

334
00:17:27,659 --> 00:17:30,459
I can get rid of it for you if
you want. I know loads of dealers.

335
00:17:30,499 --> 00:17:31,579
<font color="#00ffff">No, no, no, no.</font>

336
00:17:32,699 --> 00:17:34,819
<font color="#00ffff">I'll save that for a rainy day.</font>

337
00:17:34,859 --> 00:17:37,139
<font color="#00ffff">Right. Thank you, Auntie Flo.</font>
JEAN CHUCKLES

338
00:17:37,179 --> 00:17:38,859
Right, now...

339
00:17:38,899 --> 00:17:42,419
..we are looking for the
writer's water.

340
00:17:42,459 --> 00:17:46,899
So, the original writer was a Norman
poet called Turold.

341
00:17:46,939 --> 00:17:48,499
Here in the last line.

342
00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:51,419
<font color="#ffff00">Is that what you used</font>
<font color="#ffff00">before technology?</font>

343
00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:54,179
<font color="#00ffff">Well, technology was a little bit</font>
<font color="#00ffff">different in 1943.</font>

344
00:17:55,859 --> 00:17:57,539
Oh, that's it.

345
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,299
We need a map from 1943.

346
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,579
<font color="#00ffff">The library.</font>

347
00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:02,619
<font color="#00ffff">They've got a massive</font>
<font color="#00ffff">cartography section.</font>

348
00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:03,819
Oh, brill.

349
00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:05,979
<font color="#ffff00">What's cartography?</font>

350
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,499
<font color="#00ffff">It's the art of maps.</font>

351
00:18:07,539 --> 00:18:09,739
<font color="#00ffff">Well, more of a science, really.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I love a good map, me.</font>

352
00:18:09,779 --> 00:18:11,539
Hm.<font color="#00ffff">I mean, sat navs are all</font>
<font color="#00ffff">very well,</font>

353
00:18:11,579 --> 00:18:14,659
<font color="#00ffff">but there's nothing like the romance</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of a battered old road map.</font>

354
00:18:14,699 --> 00:18:17,059
<font color="#00ffff">You know, it's a dying art.</font>
Yeah, I'm with you there.

355
00:18:17,099 --> 00:18:19,659
Should we go, then?<font color="#ffff00">Why</font>
<font color="#ffff00">don't you just Google it?</font>

356
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,979
<font color="#ffff00">Or does that, like, spoil</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the romance?</font>

357
00:18:25,419 --> 00:18:26,979
<font color="#ffff00">Right, I'm off to meet Xav. Laters.</font>

358
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:32,019
Maybe we should, erm, Google...
<font color="#00ffff">Google it.</font> Google it, yeah.

359
00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:33,339
Erm...

360
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,539
<font color="#00ffff">So, what was the name again?</font>

361
00:18:35,579 --> 00:18:36,579
Turold.

362
00:18:43,739 --> 00:18:46,659
<font color="#00ffff">There it is. It's a well.</font>

363
00:18:46,699 --> 00:18:48,339
<font color="#00ffff">Well, well, well.</font>

364
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:49,899
Stop being daft.

365
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,459
<font color="#00ffff">Oh.</font>

366
00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:56,499
What?

367
00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:58,099
<font color="#00ffff">It's in the Chateau Garden.</font>

368
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,339
Oh.

369
00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:07,059
MILES:<font color="#ffff00">So, I plan to start early,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">so I'll be here around 9am.</font>

370
00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:10,219
<font color="#00ff00">My pleasure. Now, listen, we don't</font>
<font color="#00ff00">surface before midday,</font>

371
00:19:10,259 --> 00:19:12,379
<font color="#00ff00">so put us down for a late slot, OK?</font>

372
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:15,379
No problem.<font color="#00ff00">Oh! Hello, you two.</font>

373
00:19:15,419 --> 00:19:17,579
<font color="#00ff00">What a delight to see you both.</font>

374
00:19:17,619 --> 00:19:19,899
<font color="#00ff00">Now, this is Miles.</font>

375
00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:21,419
<font color="#00ff00">He's a TV producer.</font>

376
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:22,699
<font color="#00ffff">I like your suit.</font>

377
00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:24,859
<font color="#00ff00">Hi, I'm Dom.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Miles.</font>

378
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:26,099
Hi, I'm Jean.

379
00:19:26,139 --> 00:19:27,699
<font color="#ffff00">Hi, Jean.</font>

380
00:19:27,739 --> 00:19:28,899
<font color="#ffff00">You're a day early.</font>

381
00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:30,379
<font color="#ffff00">The castings are tomorrow.</font>

382
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,939
Castings?

383
00:19:31,979 --> 00:19:33,179
<font color="#00ffff">Oh. Oh, no.</font>

384
00:19:33,219 --> 00:19:34,459
<font color="#00ffff">We're not a couple.</font> What?

385
00:19:34,499 --> 00:19:38,139
<font color="#00ffff">He's looking for couples for</font>
<font color="#00ffff">A New Life In France.</font>

386
00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:40,619
<font color="#ffff00">You two would be perfect for it.</font>

387
00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,059
Erm...

388
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,379
..here to see Jeremy, actually.

389
00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:48,579
There's a reference to a well
in a book that I'm reading,

390
00:19:48,619 --> 00:19:51,499
and we're led to believe that
it's... Well, it's in your garden.

391
00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:53,259
<font color="#00ff00">The well. Yes, yes.</font>

392
00:19:53,299 --> 00:19:55,779
<font color="#00ff00">Grandfather built it during the war.</font>

393
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,939
<font color="#00ff00">Father had it filled in ages ago.</font>

394
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:00,539
So, there was one here?

395
00:20:00,579 --> 00:20:03,659
Erm, could you show us where it was?

396
00:20:03,699 --> 00:20:05,859
HORN BEEPS
<font color="#ffff00">All right. That'll be my taxi.</font>

397
00:20:05,899 --> 00:20:07,579
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks again for the help, Jeremy.</font>

398
00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:10,659
<font color="#ffff00">And maybe I'll see you tomorrow.</font>

399
00:20:12,219 --> 00:20:13,699
I don't think so.

400
00:20:13,739 --> 00:20:15,659
<font color="#00ff00">Yes, my father had it</font>
<font color="#00ff00">filled in</font>

401
00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:17,979
<font color="#00ff00">because Walter fell down it twice.</font>

402
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,059
Walter?

403
00:20:19,099 --> 00:20:20,779
<font color="#00ff00">Alsatian. Ex-police dog.</font>

404
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,059
<font color="#00ff00">My childhood pet. Lost an eye</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in the line of duty.</font>

405
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,539
<font color="#00ff00">Lived till he was 18.</font>

406
00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:27,339
<font color="#00ff00">Ah. Well, here we are.</font>

407
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,219
When was it filled in?

408
00:20:31,259 --> 00:20:33,899
<font color="#00ff00">Well, I can't really remember.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">When I was a child.</font>

409
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:38,779
<font color="#00ffff">What are we looking for?</font>

410
00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:40,739
Er...

411
00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:42,619
..I'm not sure, but...

412
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,099
..I don't think it's here.

413
00:20:45,219 --> 00:20:47,819
Well, thanks for letting
us have a look.

414
00:20:47,859 --> 00:20:49,179
<font color="#00ff00">My pleasure.</font>

415
00:20:49,219 --> 00:20:50,699
<font color="#00ff00">Why didn't you go out the back gate?</font>

416
00:20:50,739 --> 00:20:51,939
<font color="#00ff00">It's nearer the road.</font>

417
00:20:53,179 --> 00:20:55,579
<font color="#00ff00">You sure you won't join us for a</font>
<font color="#00ff00">little aperitif?</font>

418
00:20:55,619 --> 00:20:57,819
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, got a taxi run, but</font>
<font color="#00ffff">thanks anyway.</font>

419
00:20:57,859 --> 00:20:59,019
<font color="#00ff00">No problem.</font>

420
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:01,619
<font color="#00ff00">Right, well, I'm going to get back</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and sort out the old girl.</font>

421
00:21:01,659 --> 00:21:02,899
<font color="#00ff00">Toodle-pip.</font>

422
00:21:14,059 --> 00:21:15,179
<font color="#00ffff">Where do we go now?</font>

423
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,259
I wonder when that wall was built?

424
00:21:20,499 --> 00:21:21,499
Come on.

425
00:21:24,339 --> 00:21:26,259
<font color="#00ffff">I wish it was a little bit spookier.</font>

426
00:21:26,299 --> 00:21:27,979
Black Cross.

427
00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:29,539
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, yeah, that's done it.</font>

428
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:30,939
That's interesting.

429
00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:32,339
<font color="#00ffff">Is it?</font>

430
00:21:32,379 --> 00:21:37,819
Well, historically, the Black Cross
was a symbol of the Prussian army.

431
00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:42,059
Maybe the Nazis buried their fallen
here in plain sight.

432
00:21:42,099 --> 00:21:44,259
<font color="#00ffff">What, and Eleanor's mum thought</font>
<font color="#00ffff">this was a good place</font>

433
00:21:44,299 --> 00:21:46,019
<font color="#00ffff">to hide their treasure?</font>

434
00:21:46,059 --> 00:21:47,539
Right.

435
00:21:47,579 --> 00:21:49,579
OK.

436
00:21:49,619 --> 00:21:55,499
In the poem, the bloke who was
the traitor was called Ganelon.

437
00:21:55,539 --> 00:21:57,779
So I suppose that's the name
we're looking for.

438
00:21:57,819 --> 00:22:00,499
<font color="#00ffff">What's a French bloke doing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a German burial ground?</font>

439
00:22:00,539 --> 00:22:02,379
JEAN SIGHS

440
00:22:02,419 --> 00:22:04,579
"Drink from the writer's water

441
00:22:04,619 --> 00:22:06,979
"close to where the brave
have fallen.

442
00:22:08,339 --> 00:22:09,979
"There the traitor lies..."

443
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:13,979
It's Resistance.

444
00:22:14,019 --> 00:22:15,739
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, Ganelon. Found him.</font>

445
00:22:15,779 --> 00:22:17,979
No-o-o!

446
00:22:30,339 --> 00:22:32,779
<font color="#ffff00">Here you go, lovely.</font> Oh.
Oh, thank you, love.

447
00:22:36,619 --> 00:22:39,659
Mm. Coffee's fantastic here.

448
00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:43,819
<font color="#ffff00">How were you feeling?</font>

449
00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:45,019
Me?

450
00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:46,979
I'm fine.

451
00:22:47,019 --> 00:22:49,859
Thanks for coming, love.
I didn't know Claudette's number,

452
00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:51,539
and I didn't know who else to ring.

453
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:52,899
<font color="#ffff00">You did right, love.</font>

454
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,659
<font color="#ffff00">Me and Dom go back a long way.</font>

455
00:22:56,059 --> 00:22:58,499
<font color="#ffff00">Ey, have you heard about</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the castings?</font>

456
00:22:58,539 --> 00:22:59,739
Castings?

457
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,979
<font color="#ffff00">That telly programme about living</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in France.</font>

458
00:23:02,019 --> 00:23:03,819
<font color="#ffff00">They're auditioning in</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Sainte Victoire.</font>

459
00:23:03,859 --> 00:23:07,299
Yeah, we bumped into the producer
just before this happened.

460
00:23:09,059 --> 00:23:10,339
<font color="#ffff00">I think I might go for it.</font>

461
00:23:11,579 --> 00:23:13,299
I thought they were looking
for couples.

462
00:23:13,339 --> 00:23:16,979
<font color="#ffff00">They might not know what they want</font>
<font color="#ffff00">until it's in front of them.</font>

463
00:23:17,019 --> 00:23:19,619
<font color="#ffff00">Anyhow, show business runs</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the family.</font>

464
00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:23,859
<font color="#ffff00">My Auntie Joyce was a phone a friend</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.</font>

465
00:23:23,899 --> 00:23:25,859
Oh, did she get it right?

466
00:23:25,899 --> 00:23:27,019
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

467
00:23:28,499 --> 00:23:30,499
JEAN SIGHS

468
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:35,299
He's a lovely bloke, isn't he?

469
00:23:36,779 --> 00:23:38,179
<font color="#ffff00">He certainly is.</font>

470
00:23:39,379 --> 00:23:41,219
What happened with his wife?

471
00:23:41,259 --> 00:23:43,659
DOM GROANS

472
00:23:43,699 --> 00:23:45,339
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, hello there.</font>

473
00:23:47,419 --> 00:23:48,619
<font color="#00ffff">What happened?</font>

474
00:23:48,659 --> 00:23:50,059
It was a booby trap.

475
00:23:50,099 --> 00:23:51,899
<font color="#ffff00">You were really lucky.</font>

476
00:23:51,939 --> 00:23:55,299
I worked out that Eleanor's
mum was in the Resistance.

477
00:23:55,339 --> 00:23:57,499
Eleanor said that she picked
up the book on the way

478
00:23:57,539 --> 00:24:00,339
out of the house, but her mum
must have left it there

479
00:24:00,379 --> 00:24:02,059
for the Nazis to find.

480
00:24:02,099 --> 00:24:03,939
<font color="#00ffff">Sorry, I'm...I'm not following.</font>

481
00:24:03,979 --> 00:24:06,379
OK. Sorry, I'll try and
explain.<font color="#00ffff">Right.</font>

482
00:24:06,419 --> 00:24:09,419
<font color="#00ffff">Can you keep it simple because my</font>
<font color="#00ffff">head is banging?</font>

483
00:24:09,459 --> 00:24:14,699
In occupied France, the Resistance
used this as a common tactic.

484
00:24:14,739 --> 00:24:18,939
They would leave fake clues
to lure the Nazis

485
00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,899
to find supposed buried treasure.

486
00:24:20,939 --> 00:24:22,459
<font color="#ffff00">Really?</font> Mm.

487
00:24:22,499 --> 00:24:25,019
Oh, it was such a clever
double bluff.

488
00:24:25,059 --> 00:24:27,459
Cos when the Nazis worked out
the clues,

489
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:30,419
they got led to a place
and then blown up.

490
00:24:30,459 --> 00:24:32,579
<font color="#ffff00">Blimey.</font> Mm-hm.

491
00:24:32,619 --> 00:24:34,619
<font color="#00ffff">Do I look as crusty as I feel?</font>

492
00:24:34,659 --> 00:24:36,779
<font color="#ffff00">Crustier.</font> Yeah.

493
00:24:36,819 --> 00:24:38,659
<font color="#00ffff">We're back to square one, then?</font>

494
00:24:38,699 --> 00:24:40,619
Looks like it.

495
00:24:40,659 --> 00:24:41,899
<font color="#00ff00">Hey.</font>

496
00:24:43,019 --> 00:24:44,539
<font color="#ffff00">How does the other fella look?</font>

497
00:24:44,579 --> 00:24:46,699
<font color="#00ffff">Not as good as you two.</font>

498
00:24:46,739 --> 00:24:48,979
<font color="#ffff00">You look awful.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you very much.</font>

499
00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:50,859
<font color="#00ff00">We've got a casting.</font>

500
00:24:50,899 --> 00:24:54,099
<font color="#00ff00">It's been suggested that we,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Niall and I,</font>

501
00:24:54,139 --> 00:24:57,059
<font color="#00ff00">are going to be the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">leading characters.</font>

502
00:24:57,099 --> 00:24:59,499
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, wow. Are they doing a remake</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of Misery?</font>

503
00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:04,419
<font color="#00ff00">It's a high quality</font>
<font color="#00ff00">TV show, actually.</font>

504
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:08,419
<font color="#ffff00">Hey. Dom's been blown up</font>
<font color="#ffff00">if you hadn't noticed.</font>

505
00:25:08,459 --> 00:25:11,099
<font color="#ffff00">He triggered a booby trap that was</font>
<font color="#ffff00">meant for the Nazis.</font>

506
00:25:11,139 --> 00:25:12,659
NIALL:<font color="#ffff00">Like you do.</font>

507
00:25:12,699 --> 00:25:14,459
<font color="#ffff00">Anyway, I'd better be off.</font>

508
00:25:14,499 --> 00:25:16,139
<font color="#ffff00">See you later.</font>

509
00:25:16,179 --> 00:25:18,379
<font color="#ffff00">Glad you're here.</font>

510
00:25:18,419 --> 00:25:20,779
Dad, are you OK?

511
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,019
<font color="#00ffff">Ooh, not too hard!</font>

512
00:25:22,059 --> 00:25:23,859
<font color="#00ffff">I'm still a little bit delicate.</font>

513
00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:25,179
What's going on?

514
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:27,219
<font color="#00ff00">We've got a casting.</font>

515
00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,819
I mean with my dad.

516
00:25:28,859 --> 00:25:31,459
<font color="#ffff00">They uncovered a bomb meant</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for the Nazis.</font>

517
00:25:31,499 --> 00:25:32,619
They?

518
00:25:32,659 --> 00:25:34,259
<font color="#ffff00">Jean and Dom.</font>

519
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,539
I'm sorry, Claudette. It was...
It was all my fault.

520
00:25:36,579 --> 00:25:39,259
<font color="#00ffff">No, it was no-one's fault. We were</font>
<font color="#00ffff">just trying to help someone out.</font>

521
00:25:39,299 --> 00:25:41,579
It's not much help getting you
blown up, is it?

522
00:25:43,139 --> 00:25:45,379
Erm, it's probably time to go.

523
00:25:49,259 --> 00:25:50,459
<font color="#00ffff">Ooh.</font>

524
00:25:51,779 --> 00:25:53,059
<font color="#00ffff">Thanks for being here.</font>

525
00:25:57,779 --> 00:25:59,139
See you both soon.

526
00:26:01,299 --> 00:26:02,779
<font color="#00ff00">We'd better be off, too.</font>

527
00:26:02,819 --> 00:26:03,899
<font color="#00ff00">We need to warm up.</font>

528
00:26:17,099 --> 00:26:19,979
SHE DOES VOCAL EXERCISES

529
00:26:26,979 --> 00:26:28,019
<font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>

530
00:26:29,859 --> 00:26:31,179
Take a seat.

531
00:26:31,219 --> 00:26:32,539
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks.</font>

532
00:26:33,699 --> 00:26:35,499
Gloria.

533
00:26:35,539 --> 00:26:36,779
AMERICAN ACCENT:<font color="#ffff00">No worries.</font>

534
00:26:39,179 --> 00:26:41,419
What of the States are you from?

535
00:26:41,459 --> 00:26:42,739
<font color="#ffff00">New York.</font>

536
00:26:42,779 --> 00:26:44,779
Oh, I love the city.

537
00:26:44,819 --> 00:26:46,579
That walk in The High Line
in the spring,

538
00:26:46,619 --> 00:26:48,219
there's nowhere quite like it.

539
00:26:48,259 --> 00:26:51,179
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah, and the coffee</font>
<font color="#ffff00">is to die for.</font>

540
00:26:52,739 --> 00:26:54,179
Are you really from New York?

541
00:26:55,579 --> 00:26:56,859
NORMAL ACCENT:<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

542
00:26:56,899 --> 00:26:58,419
Where are you from?

543
00:26:58,459 --> 00:26:59,979
<font color="#ffff00">Manchester.</font>

544
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,019
Right.

545
00:27:02,139 --> 00:27:03,859
<font color="#ffff00">Actually, it's nearer Oldham.</font>

546
00:27:06,299 --> 00:27:08,899
MILES SIGHS
<font color="#ffff00">Do you want to hear me song now?</font>

547
00:27:10,139 --> 00:27:11,219
Why not?

548
00:27:12,459 --> 00:27:13,659
<font color="#ffff00">Here we go.</font>

549
00:27:15,099 --> 00:27:16,379
<font color="#ffff00"># That's right... #</font>

550
00:27:16,419 --> 00:27:19,379
<font color="#00ffff">And he will recover, yes?</font>

551
00:27:19,419 --> 00:27:20,659
Yes.

552
00:27:20,699 --> 00:27:22,979
He's been very lucky.

553
00:27:23,019 --> 00:27:24,739
The doctor said one step
to the left

554
00:27:24,779 --> 00:27:27,779
and it would have been a
different story.

555
00:27:27,819 --> 00:27:30,419
So your mum was in the Resistance.

556
00:27:30,459 --> 00:27:33,139
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, she was.</font>

557
00:27:33,179 --> 00:27:34,979
Wow.

558
00:27:35,019 --> 00:27:36,339
Quite the woman.

559
00:27:39,419 --> 00:27:41,579
Have you got anything else
I can look at?

560
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:43,579
Maybe in the box.
ELEANOR SIGHS

561
00:27:50,219 --> 00:27:51,499
<font color="#00ffff">Have another look.</font>

562
00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:55,339
Right.

563
00:28:08,739 --> 00:28:10,859
Do you know where this was taken?

564
00:28:10,899 --> 00:28:12,699
<font color="#00ffff">No.</font>

565
00:28:12,739 --> 00:28:14,499
<font color="#00ffff">Why?</font>

566
00:28:14,539 --> 00:28:15,539
Well...

567
00:28:17,019 --> 00:28:19,139
..the picture in the background...

568
00:28:19,179 --> 00:28:20,819
Well, it looks like a Cezanne.

569
00:28:22,459 --> 00:28:27,179
But...it's hard to tell whether it's
a print or the original.

570
00:28:28,219 --> 00:28:29,419
Can...Can I take this?

571
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,059
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, of course.</font>

572
00:28:31,099 --> 00:28:34,299
<font color="#00ffff">But please bring it back to me.</font>

573
00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:37,219
Oh, well, hopefully with
your treasure.

574
00:28:37,259 --> 00:28:39,859
ELEANOR LAUGHS

575
00:28:39,899 --> 00:28:44,099
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you so much for helping me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and for not giving up.</font>

576
00:28:45,339 --> 00:28:48,539
<font color="#00ffff">You...You are truly a woman</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of your word.</font>

577
00:28:48,579 --> 00:28:51,379
Well...deeds not words, eh?

578
00:29:13,659 --> 00:29:16,859
So, what is it that makes
Sainte Victoire such a vital place

579
00:29:16,899 --> 00:29:18,539
for the antique collector?

580
00:29:18,579 --> 00:29:22,059
<font color="#ffff00">I think the geographical placing</font>
<font color="#ffff00">has a lot to do with it.</font>

581
00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:23,899
<font color="#ffff00">Don't you think, Celine?</font>

582
00:29:23,939 --> 00:29:27,619
<font color="#00ff00">If you like a load of old junk,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">it's the only place to be.</font>

583
00:29:28,819 --> 00:29:30,939
OK, thanks. That's great.

584
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:32,499
I think I've got what I need there.

585
00:29:32,539 --> 00:29:36,219
<font color="#00ff00">Really? Don't you want to hear about</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the Eurovision Song Contest?</font>

586
00:29:36,259 --> 00:29:38,779
<font color="#00ff00">You know, my monitors</font>
<font color="#00ff00">were sabotaged.</font>

587
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:41,099
That sounds fantastic, but that's
all for today.

588
00:29:41,139 --> 00:29:42,979
You were brilliant. Thank you, both.

589
00:29:43,019 --> 00:29:45,579
<font color="#ffff00">Do you know when they'll be making</font>
<font color="#ffff00">any decisions?</font> Yes.

590
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:48,819
Tomorrow evening. I'll pop in the
pub and let you know before I leave.

591
00:29:48,859 --> 00:29:50,099
Thank you.

592
00:29:58,499 --> 00:30:01,179
Oh, hi. You've not seen Jean
here today by any chance?

593
00:30:01,219 --> 00:30:03,499
<font color="#ffff00">No, no, we're the last couple here.</font>

594
00:30:03,539 --> 00:30:05,739
<font color="#ffff00">Save the best till last.</font>

595
00:30:05,779 --> 00:30:07,699
<font color="#00ffff">Darling, Judith...</font>

596
00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:09,299
<font color="#00ffff">Erm, Judith...</font>

597
00:30:09,339 --> 00:30:12,779
So, you bought the house from your
own family, then?

598
00:30:12,819 --> 00:30:14,779
<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font> <font color="#00ffff">It's quite an</font>
<font color="#00ffff">interesting story...</font>

599
00:30:14,819 --> 00:30:16,979
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, Miles, this is going to be so</font>
<font color="#ffff00">much fun.</font>

600
00:30:17,019 --> 00:30:19,459
<font color="#ffff00">The girls at the bridge club are</font>
<font color="#ffff00">going to be so jealous.</font>

601
00:30:19,499 --> 00:30:23,059
<font color="#ffff00">Mind you, between ourselves,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">they are quite jealous already.</font>

602
00:30:23,099 --> 00:30:26,499
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, I said, "It's not my fault I</font>
<font color="#ffff00">can eat what I want</font>

603
00:30:26,539 --> 00:30:28,659
<font color="#ffff00">"and stay so slim."</font>

604
00:30:28,699 --> 00:30:30,899
<font color="#ffff00">Beauty can be a curse,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you know, Miles.</font>

605
00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:34,979
<font color="#ffff00">So, when do we start?</font>

606
00:30:35,019 --> 00:30:37,699
<font color="#00ffff">Darling, we haven't been chosen yet.</font>

607
00:30:37,739 --> 00:30:39,419
SHE SNIGGERS
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, come on, don't be silly.</font>

608
00:30:39,459 --> 00:30:41,619
<font color="#ffff00">Who...Who else is going to come</font>
<font color="#ffff00">close in this village?</font>

609
00:30:41,659 --> 00:30:43,139
<font color="#ffff00">Will there be a wrap party?</font>

610
00:30:43,179 --> 00:30:44,339
<font color="#00ffff">A what?</font>

611
00:30:44,379 --> 00:30:46,539
<font color="#ffff00">Well, you know, that's the party</font>
<font color="#ffff00">they throw</font>

612
00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:48,899
<font color="#ffff00">after the production is finished,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and it is always wild.</font>

613
00:30:48,939 --> 00:30:50,659
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, how exciting.</font>

614
00:30:50,699 --> 00:30:53,419
<font color="#00ffff">Judith, let's not get carried away.</font>

615
00:30:53,459 --> 00:30:57,379
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, Miles, darling, I think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you can rely on us</font>

616
00:30:57,419 --> 00:31:00,699
<font color="#ffff00">to be the most gracious of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">celebrity couples.</font>

617
00:31:00,739 --> 00:31:02,859
<font color="#ffff00">It won't faze us.</font>

618
00:31:02,899 --> 00:31:06,499
<font color="#ffff00">I was once in a lift with</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Terry Wogan</font>

619
00:31:06,539 --> 00:31:08,339
<font color="#ffff00">and I didn't bat an eyelid.</font>

620
00:31:10,179 --> 00:31:11,659
<font color="#00ff00">Pardon?</font>

621
00:31:11,699 --> 00:31:14,619
THEY SPEAK FRENCH

622
00:31:16,859 --> 00:31:17,979
BELL DINGS
Oh, hello.

623
00:31:19,819 --> 00:31:22,059
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, Madame White.</font>

624
00:31:22,099 --> 00:31:24,459
<font color="#ffff00">To what do we owe the pleasure?</font>

625
00:31:24,499 --> 00:31:27,419
Well, I wondered if you'd look
at something for me.

626
00:31:27,459 --> 00:31:30,299
Now, I've had a look, but I can't
quite tell

627
00:31:30,339 --> 00:31:33,739
if this Cezanne is a print or it's
an original.

628
00:31:33,779 --> 00:31:36,019
<font color="#ffff00">Bien sur. It's highly likely</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to be an original</font>

629
00:31:36,059 --> 00:31:38,219
<font color="#ffff00">since he used to live in the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">next village.</font> Did he?

630
00:31:39,459 --> 00:31:40,619
That's amazing.

631
00:31:40,659 --> 00:31:43,619
<font color="#ffff00">Cezanne is...is one</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of my favourite artists.</font>

632
00:31:43,659 --> 00:31:46,259
<font color="#ffff00">His brush strokes, his darkness.</font>

633
00:31:46,299 --> 00:31:48,619
<font color="#00ffff">His depression.</font>

634
00:31:48,659 --> 00:31:49,979
The father of us all.

635
00:31:50,019 --> 00:31:53,499
<font color="#ffff00">Pardon?</font> <font color="#00ffff">That's what Picasso</font>
<font color="#00ffff">called Cezanne.</font>

636
00:31:53,539 --> 00:31:54,939
<font color="#00ffff">Tres bien.</font>

637
00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:56,459
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, oui.</font>

638
00:31:56,499 --> 00:31:57,699
<font color="#ffff00">Bien sur.</font>

639
00:31:57,739 --> 00:31:59,219
Right. Well, thank you.

640
00:31:59,259 --> 00:32:00,779
And, erm, au revoir.

641
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,179
<font color="#ffff00">Au revoir.</font>

642
00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:07,859
<font color="#ffff00">THEY YELL IN FRENCH</font>

643
00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:33,379
<font color="#ffff00">Bonjour.</font> Bonjour.

644
00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:35,259
I was wondering if you could
help me.

645
00:32:37,219 --> 00:32:42,539
I'm looking for any information
on...on this.

646
00:32:46,139 --> 00:32:47,139
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, oui.</font>

647
00:32:50,339 --> 00:32:51,859
Oh, merci.

648
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:56,779
<font color="#00ffff"># Petite Ellie, petite Ellie</font>

649
00:32:56,819 --> 00:33:00,259
<font color="#00ffff"># Dormez vous, dormez vous</font>

650
00:33:00,299 --> 00:33:03,019
<font color="#00ffff"># Ellie dans sa nuisette... #</font>

651
00:33:03,059 --> 00:33:04,619
<font color="#ffff00">Voila, Madame.</font>

652
00:33:04,659 --> 00:33:06,939
<font color="#00ffff"># Ding, dang, dong... #</font>

653
00:33:06,979 --> 00:33:07,979
Ah.

654
00:33:09,259 --> 00:33:11,699
She received a citizen of merit.

655
00:33:17,219 --> 00:33:18,299
Oh.

656
00:33:22,019 --> 00:33:23,299
<font color="#ffff00">Voila.</font>

657
00:33:30,539 --> 00:33:33,779
I'm so sorry. I thought
we had a breakthrough

658
00:33:33,819 --> 00:33:37,059
with this Cezanne, but it looks
like it belonged to the museum

659
00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:38,139
the whole time.

660
00:33:39,379 --> 00:33:40,659
<font color="#00ffff">It's all right.</font>

661
00:33:42,339 --> 00:33:46,539
I don't think there's anything
your mother couldn't do.

662
00:33:46,579 --> 00:33:49,019
<font color="#00ffff">How wonderful it would have been</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to have known her</font>

663
00:33:49,059 --> 00:33:51,619
<font color="#00ffff">when I was a young woman.</font>

664
00:33:51,659 --> 00:33:54,499
<font color="#00ffff">What a force she would have</font>
<font color="#00ffff">been now.</font>

665
00:33:54,539 --> 00:33:57,059
<font color="#00ffff">She would have loved all</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the opportunities,</font>

666
00:33:57,099 --> 00:34:01,899
<font color="#00ffff">the way technology</font>
<font color="#00ffff">lays the world at your fingertips.</font>

667
00:34:01,939 --> 00:34:03,579
Oh.

668
00:34:05,179 --> 00:34:07,899
CHUCKLING: I used to have one
of these.

669
00:34:07,939 --> 00:34:09,139
MUSIC BOX PLAYS

670
00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:12,899
<font color="#00ffff"># Petite Ellie, petite Ellie</font>

671
00:34:12,939 --> 00:34:16,819
<font color="#00ffff"># Dormez vous, dormez vous</font>

672
00:34:16,859 --> 00:34:20,899
<font color="#00ffff"># Ellie dans sa nuisette</font>

673
00:34:20,939 --> 00:34:25,419
<font color="#00ffff"># Ding, dang, dong. #</font>

674
00:34:27,819 --> 00:34:29,499
What did you just sing?

675
00:34:29,539 --> 00:34:31,699
<font color="#00ffff">My personal lullaby.</font>

676
00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:34,339
<font color="#00ffff">My mother rewrote the words for me.</font>

677
00:34:34,379 --> 00:34:36,819
Ellie dans sa nuisette?

678
00:34:36,859 --> 00:34:37,859
<font color="#00ffff">Nuisette, oui.</font>

679
00:34:39,219 --> 00:34:42,179
Does that mean Ellie in her nightie?

680
00:34:42,219 --> 00:34:43,299
<font color="#00ffff">Oui.</font>

681
00:34:46,379 --> 00:34:50,419
Erm, Eleanor, this is going to sound
really strange,

682
00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:53,139
but could I have a look at your
walking stick, please?

683
00:34:54,419 --> 00:34:55,659
<font color="#00ffff">Bien sur.</font>

684
00:34:58,659 --> 00:34:59,739
Thank you.

685
00:35:03,819 --> 00:35:05,099
Do you mind?

686
00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:06,259
<font color="#00ffff">Be my guest.</font>

687
00:35:16,139 --> 00:35:17,739
Where did you find this?

688
00:35:17,779 --> 00:35:19,179
<font color="#00ffff">In my mother's books.</font>

689
00:35:20,779 --> 00:35:23,739
<font color="#00ffff">Adele thought it would be fun</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to make it into a topper</font>

690
00:35:23,779 --> 00:35:25,299
<font color="#00ffff">for my walking stick.</font>

691
00:35:26,579 --> 00:35:29,339
BEEPING

692
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,939
MACHINE BEEPS

693
00:35:39,339 --> 00:35:41,459
This is gold.

694
00:35:41,499 --> 00:35:43,499
24-carat.

695
00:35:43,539 --> 00:35:44,899
SHE EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH

696
00:35:48,419 --> 00:35:52,699
<font color="#00ffff">I have never really paid it</font>
<font color="#00ffff">any attention.</font>

697
00:35:52,739 --> 00:35:55,619
Ellie in her nightie.

698
00:35:55,659 --> 00:35:57,619
<font color="#00ffff">My personal lullaby.</font>

699
00:35:57,659 --> 00:36:02,619
Yes. But also a term for
the Rolls-Royce Spirit of Ecstasy.

700
00:36:04,419 --> 00:36:07,939
You know those little angels
on the front of a Rolls-Royce car?

701
00:36:07,979 --> 00:36:09,299
<font color="#00ffff">Yes.</font>

702
00:36:09,339 --> 00:36:13,539
Well, they were inspired by an
actress called Eleanor Thornton.

703
00:36:13,579 --> 00:36:15,739
And they've been called all
different names,

704
00:36:15,779 --> 00:36:19,979
like Flying Lady, and the
Silver Lady,

705
00:36:20,019 --> 00:36:23,819
and, erm, Ellie in her Nightie.

706
00:36:25,499 --> 00:36:29,659
<font color="#00ffff">My father had a very big car.</font>

707
00:36:29,699 --> 00:36:33,499
<font color="#00ffff">The Nazis seized it when they took</font>
<font color="#00ffff">my mother and brother.</font>

708
00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:34,979
<font color="#00ffff">She kept her word.</font>

709
00:36:36,859 --> 00:36:43,219
<font color="#00ffff">Maman was trying to tell me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">she was beside me all this time.</font>

710
00:36:45,019 --> 00:36:52,019
<font color="#00ffff"># Ellie dans sa nuisette</font>

711
00:36:52,059 --> 00:36:54,499
<font color="#00ffff"># Ding, dang, dong. #</font>

712
00:36:55,939 --> 00:36:57,099
Eleanor...

713
00:36:58,539 --> 00:37:00,459
..what was your brother
called again?

714
00:37:02,259 --> 00:37:04,659
DOM:<font color="#00ffff">If walls could talk, eh?</font>

715
00:37:04,699 --> 00:37:07,459
<font color="#00ffff">Like time travellers in paintings.</font>

716
00:37:07,499 --> 00:37:09,339
What?

717
00:37:09,379 --> 00:37:11,779
<font color="#00ffff">Look at any old painting, there's</font>
<font color="#00ffff">always one face</font>

718
00:37:11,819 --> 00:37:13,099
<font color="#00ffff">that shouldn't be there.</font>

719
00:37:13,139 --> 00:37:17,059
<font color="#00ffff">One face that's just out of synch</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with everybody else.</font>

720
00:37:17,099 --> 00:37:19,059
<font color="#00ffff">Time travellers.</font>

721
00:37:19,099 --> 00:37:20,459
<font color="#ffff00">Sorry about that.</font>

722
00:37:20,499 --> 00:37:22,619
<font color="#ffff00">Some people have too many questions.</font>

723
00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:23,859
No problem.

724
00:37:23,899 --> 00:37:25,419
Hi, I'm Jean White.

725
00:37:25,459 --> 00:37:26,459
And I'm Dom.

726
00:37:26,499 --> 00:37:27,699
<font color="#ffff00">Hello.</font>

727
00:37:27,739 --> 00:37:30,979
I was here the other day and you
were singing a funny song

728
00:37:31,019 --> 00:37:32,459
to a little boy.

729
00:37:32,499 --> 00:37:35,459
<font color="#ffff00">I hope your ears have recovered.</font>
JEAN LAUGHS

730
00:37:35,499 --> 00:37:37,139
<font color="#ffff00">Yes. Silly, really.</font>

731
00:37:37,179 --> 00:37:40,579
<font color="#ffff00">I always sing it to children</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to make them laugh.</font>

732
00:37:40,619 --> 00:37:44,819
<font color="#ffff00">My mother used to sing it to me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and my sister when we were children.</font>

733
00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:51,659
Have you always been called Victor?

734
00:37:51,699 --> 00:37:55,019
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, actually, it's my middle name.</font>

735
00:37:55,059 --> 00:37:57,699
<font color="#ffff00">It seemed appropriate after we won</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the war.</font>

736
00:38:31,179 --> 00:38:33,099
<font color="#ffff00">Ah!</font>

737
00:38:33,139 --> 00:38:34,739
SHE SIGHS

738
00:38:40,899 --> 00:38:43,379
<font color="#00ff00">You face looks so much better.</font>

739
00:38:43,419 --> 00:38:44,859
<font color="#ffff00">It couldn't look much worse.</font>

740
00:38:44,899 --> 00:38:46,499
CHUCKLING

741
00:38:47,819 --> 00:38:50,259
Oh, here she comes.

742
00:38:50,299 --> 00:38:53,659
<font color="#ffff00">Dom, I'm so relieved you are alive.</font>

743
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,419
<font color="#ffff00">It must have been really terrifying.</font>

744
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,299
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you, Judith. I'm fine.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Thanks for asking.</font>

745
00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:02,299
<font color="#ffff00">You are my utter pleasure, Dominic.</font>

746
00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:04,819
<font color="#ffff00">My pleasure treasure.</font>

747
00:39:06,139 --> 00:39:08,419
PHONE DINGS

748
00:39:08,459 --> 00:39:09,899
<font color="#ffff00">Jean.</font>

749
00:39:09,939 --> 00:39:11,699
ELEANOR:<font color="#00ffff">Adele, where are you going?</font>

750
00:39:11,739 --> 00:39:13,539
Eleanor...

751
00:39:13,579 --> 00:39:16,419
..there's someone here that we'd
like you to meet.

752
00:39:20,419 --> 00:39:21,579
<font color="#00ff00">Ellie.</font>

753
00:39:23,139 --> 00:39:24,299
<font color="#00ffff">Do I know you?</font>

754
00:39:25,779 --> 00:39:28,579
<font color="#00ff00">We haven't seen each other</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for such a long time.</font>

755
00:39:30,499 --> 00:39:32,179
<font color="#00ffff">Pardon?</font>

756
00:39:32,219 --> 00:39:36,379
<font color="#00ff00"># Ellie dans sa nuisette</font>

757
00:39:36,419 --> 00:39:38,139
<font color="#00ff00"># Ding, dang, dong. #</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Henri?</font>

758
00:39:38,179 --> 00:39:39,459
<font color="#00ff00">Oui.</font>

759
00:39:41,739 --> 00:39:43,499
<font color="#00ffff">You're face.</font>

760
00:39:45,899 --> 00:39:50,099
<font color="#00ffff">I never thought I would see</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that face again.</font>

761
00:39:50,139 --> 00:39:51,539
<font color="#00ff00">Nor I yours.</font>

762
00:39:52,739 --> 00:39:55,259
<font color="#00ffff">I searched for you for so long.</font>

763
00:39:55,299 --> 00:39:58,899
<font color="#00ff00">Mother and I were separated</font>
<font color="#00ff00">on the transport.</font>

764
00:39:58,939 --> 00:40:02,219
<font color="#00ff00">I was rescued by the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Sisters of Sion.</font>

765
00:40:02,259 --> 00:40:04,819
<font color="#00ffff">You grew up a Catholic?</font>

766
00:40:04,859 --> 00:40:07,099
<font color="#00ff00">Oui. And you?</font>

767
00:40:07,139 --> 00:40:08,379
<font color="#00ff00">Did they find you?</font>

768
00:40:08,419 --> 00:40:10,779
<font color="#00ffff">Yes. Marie found me.</font>

769
00:40:10,819 --> 00:40:14,419
<font color="#00ffff">And I grew up a Catholic, too.</font>

770
00:40:14,459 --> 00:40:16,139
<font color="#00ff00">The sisters took me to New York,</font>

771
00:40:16,179 --> 00:40:18,339
<font color="#00ff00">where I lived with an</font>
<font color="#00ff00">American family.</font>

772
00:40:18,379 --> 00:40:20,059
<font color="#00ff00">I came back home when I married.</font>

773
00:40:21,859 --> 00:40:26,099
<font color="#00ffff">You have been in France</font>
<font color="#00ffff">all this time?</font>

774
00:40:26,139 --> 00:40:27,539
<font color="#00ff00">Oui.</font>

775
00:40:27,579 --> 00:40:31,499
<font color="#00ff00">The nuns changed my name</font>
<font color="#00ff00">when they falsified my documents.</font>

776
00:40:31,539 --> 00:40:33,059
<font color="#00ffff">Ah.</font>

777
00:40:33,099 --> 00:40:34,939
<font color="#00ffff">It's why I couldn't find you.</font>

778
00:40:34,979 --> 00:40:36,379
<font color="#00ff00">Oui.</font>

779
00:40:36,419 --> 00:40:37,859
<font color="#00ff00">I looked for you, too.</font>

780
00:40:38,979 --> 00:40:41,379
<font color="#00ff00">But the records were destroyed</font>
<font color="#00ff00">during the war.</font>

781
00:40:43,659 --> 00:40:44,659
<font color="#00ffff">Et Maman?</font>

782
00:40:45,699 --> 00:40:47,339
<font color="#00ffff">What happened to Maman?</font>

783
00:40:47,379 --> 00:40:48,499
<font color="#00ff00">Maman.</font>

784
00:40:50,939 --> 00:40:52,059
<font color="#00ff00">Excuse us.</font>

785
00:40:53,419 --> 00:40:54,819
DOM:<font color="#00ffff">I'll get some cognacs.</font>

786
00:41:04,259 --> 00:41:05,659
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Dom.</font>

787
00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:07,859
<font color="#ffff00">Jean's quite the character,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">isn't she?</font>

788
00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:09,539
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. Yeah, she certainly is.</font>

789
00:41:09,579 --> 00:41:11,019
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, couldn't help overhear,</font>

790
00:41:11,059 --> 00:41:13,819
<font color="#ffff00">but could you tell me what all that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">was about?</font>

791
00:41:13,859 --> 00:41:16,659
<font color="#00ffff">Well, er, it all started with</font>
<font color="#00ffff">this book.</font>

792
00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:22,019
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks for that, Dom.</font>

793
00:41:27,579 --> 00:41:29,539
<font color="#00ff00">Miles, did you...?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Ah, Judith.</font>

794
00:41:29,579 --> 00:41:31,259
<font color="#ffff00">Now, I'm glad I caught you.</font>

795
00:41:31,299 --> 00:41:34,459
<font color="#ffff00">I've just spoken to a colleague of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">mine, and he thinks you'd be perfect</font>

796
00:41:34,499 --> 00:41:36,779
<font color="#ffff00">for the next series of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Nightmare Brits Abroad.</font>

797
00:41:36,819 --> 00:41:38,459
<font color="#ffff00">Here's his card. Give him a ring.</font>

798
00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:42,459
<font color="#00ffff">Hello, darling!</font>

799
00:41:42,499 --> 00:41:44,659
<font color="#ffff00">Can I settle my tab,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">please, Celine?</font>

800
00:41:44,699 --> 00:41:47,539
<font color="#00ff00">Of course. Let's call it 40 euros.</font>

801
00:41:47,579 --> 00:41:49,699
<font color="#00ff00">Can I ask if we...?</font>

802
00:41:49,739 --> 00:41:52,259
<font color="#ffff00">I'm afraid it didn't go your way.</font>

803
00:41:52,299 --> 00:41:55,779
<font color="#ffff00">1990s are bit done, I'm afraid.</font>

804
00:41:55,819 --> 00:41:57,699
<font color="#ffff00">15 minutes of fame and all that.</font>

805
00:41:57,739 --> 00:41:58,899
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks anyway.</font>

806
00:42:02,899 --> 00:42:07,539
<font color="#ffff00">Jean, I am absolutely fascinated</font>
<font color="#ffff00">by what I've just seen,</font>

807
00:42:07,579 --> 00:42:09,939
<font color="#ffff00">and I think you'd be perfect for</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the show.</font>

808
00:42:09,979 --> 00:42:13,379
<font color="#ffff00">So...here's my card.</font>

809
00:42:13,419 --> 00:42:14,779
<font color="#ffff00">Give Becky a call.</font>

810
00:42:14,819 --> 00:42:16,779
<font color="#ffff00">She'll get the ball rolling.</font>

811
00:42:16,819 --> 00:42:18,419
Oh, s-sorry.

812
00:42:18,459 --> 00:42:20,939
Erm, Miles,

813
00:42:20,979 --> 00:42:23,099
I-I don't want to be on television.

814
00:42:24,419 --> 00:42:25,859
HE LAUGHS

815
00:42:28,019 --> 00:42:31,899
<font color="#ffff00">This opportunity would be</font>
<font color="#ffff00">great exposure, Jean.</font>

816
00:42:31,939 --> 00:42:33,819
<font color="#ffff00">Like, at least have a think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">about it.</font>

817
00:42:33,859 --> 00:42:37,339
I don't need to think about it,
and I certainly don't want exposure.

818
00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:41,299
<font color="#ffff00">Well, what possibly could you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">be doing</font>

819
00:42:41,339 --> 00:42:44,059
<font color="#ffff00">that is more important than being on</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my show?</font>

820
00:42:44,099 --> 00:42:46,699
Well, you see, the thing is,

821
00:42:46,739 --> 00:42:49,659
I've got this big pile of emergency
ironing to do.

822
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,899
<font color="#00ffff">All right, Jean Kardashian.</font>

823
00:42:57,939 --> 00:43:00,699
Shut it. How did he know
about me anyway?

824
00:43:02,459 --> 00:43:04,019
<font color="#00ffff">Sorry.</font>
SHE SIGHS

825
00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:05,899
<font color="#00ffff">No, it was a lovely thing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that you did.</font>

826
00:43:05,939 --> 00:43:07,099
Thank you.

827
00:43:08,539 --> 00:43:10,259
I was really worried about you,
you know?

828
00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:11,659
<font color="#00ffff">Ooh.</font>

829
00:43:11,699 --> 00:43:13,099
<font color="#00ffff">Were you now?</font>

830
00:43:13,139 --> 00:43:14,219
<font color="#00ffff">How worried?</font>

831
00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:15,339
What?

832
00:43:15,379 --> 00:43:17,299
<font color="#00ffff">Well, on a scale of one to ten.</font>

833
00:43:19,739 --> 00:43:21,179
Really?<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, go on.</font>

834
00:43:22,419 --> 00:43:23,619
Six and a half.

835
00:43:23,659 --> 00:43:25,299
<font color="#00ffff">Six and a ha... I nearly get</font>
<font color="#00ffff">blown up,</font>

836
00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:26,779
<font color="#00ffff">you're giving it six and a half.</font>

837
00:43:26,819 --> 00:43:27,819
All right. All right.

838
00:43:27,859 --> 00:43:29,299
Erm, seven.

839
00:43:29,339 --> 00:43:32,059
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, no, you're all right, mate.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Forget it.</font>

840
00:43:32,099 --> 00:43:33,419
<font color="#00ffff">Unbelievable.</font>

841
00:43:33,459 --> 00:43:34,859
Seven and a half.

842
00:44:27,859 --> 00:44:30,219
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