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The importance of relics
in the Catholic Church is paramount.

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They have received the divine
blessing of God himself,

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allowing the particular
saint to hear and watch

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over the faithful masses.

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<font color="#ffff00">What have you dragged me here for?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm a bit sketchy on relics.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What's in the box?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">A relic.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's the remains of a Pope's heart.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God!</font>

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And...<font color="#ffff00">Sorry.</font>

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..as the great
Hans Urs von Balthasar said,

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"What you are is God's gift to you,

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"and what you become is your gift."

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<font color="#00ff00">"To God"</font>

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I beg your pardon?

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<font color="#00ff00">"What you become</font>
<font color="#00ff00">is your gift to God."</font>

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Thank you for correcting me, Father.

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And thank you all
for coming, everyone.

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<font color="#ffff00">Home, please.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

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IN FRENCH:

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IN ENGLISH:<font color="#00ffff">Aw, thank you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's from both of us.</font>

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IN FRENCH:

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SHOUTING CONTINUES

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SHOUTING CONTINUES

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DELIVERY MAN SPEAKS FRENCH

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SHOUTING CEASES

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THEY GASP

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{\an8}# Do you remember the first time

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{\an8}# That my eyes set on you?

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{\an8}# Your smile came from nowhere

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{\an8}# For sometime never,
or sometime soon

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{\an8}# The road is a long one

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{\an8}# I was only passing through

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{\an8}# I was only passing through. #

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<font color="#ffff00">I'll tell you what I don't</font>
<font color="#ffff00">understand about the church.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">They're always skint, aren't they?</font>

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Eh.<font color="#ffff00">Well, every time I went</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to church when I was a kid,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">they're always banging</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on about the roof leaking</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">or the graveyard caving in.</font>

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Well, it must take a lot of money to
maintain such beautiful buildings.

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<font color="#ffff00">Did you see the amount of cash</font>
<font color="#ffff00">going into that collection box?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I can't see anything</font>
<font color="#ffff00">wrong with that church,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">looks absolutely fine to me.</font>

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Blimey, Dom, I didn't
know you felt so strongly

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about church maintenance.

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Is it because they've
never actually asked you

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to do any work for
them by any chance?

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<font color="#ffff00">No, I'm just saying if</font>
<font color="#ffff00">they're that hard up,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">why don't you just sell</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a few candlesticks, or...?</font>

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Well, it's all
about faith, isn't it?

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, you got to have faith.</font>

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If you start singing George Michael,
I'm going to hurt you.

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MUMBLING:<font color="#00ffff">He's dead.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Father Donadieu is dead.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Please, help.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">So, let's go over this again.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Of course.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We were taking delivery of</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the candles in the vestibule,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">and we realised that Farther</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Donadieu had stopped shouting.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And then we saw him.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It was awful.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And the Sacred Heart was gone.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">He was shouting?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Father Donadieu could</font>
<font color="#00ffff">be very impassioned.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And the door was still bolted?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, no, we only opened</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the door to get some help.</font>

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Hey, couldn't have been more than
ten minutes before Father Durand

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came over for help - to the pub.

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I mean, I'd not even
been served my drink.

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<font color="#00ff00">And what time was this delivery?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It was 5:20pm, straight</font>
<font color="#00ffff">after the truck.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It always is.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Our delivery man will confirm.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Madam White, do you</font>
<font color="#00ff00">know the approximate value</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">of the stolen goods?</font>

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Well, I'm not an
expert in relics, but, uh,

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priceless in its spiritual value.

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<font color="#00ff00">Would it be easy to sell?</font>

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Oh, there's always a
buyer for the priceless.

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<font color="#00ff00">But if someone wanted to sell</font>
<font color="#00ff00">such a thing, where would they go?</font>

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Uh, I really don't know.

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It's so specific, and...

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Actually, I might know someone
who could help us. Excuse me.

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Hi, Dom.

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Fancy going on a pilgrimage?

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<font color="#00ffff">Lourdes?</font>

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Well, I'm just going there
to look up an old friend.

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<font color="#00ff00">Rather you than me.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">It's too touristy.</font>

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DOOR OPENS
<font color="#00ff00">Sorry, we're not open yet.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">My boy!</font> <font color="#00ff00">Mommy!</font>

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THEY CHUCKLE

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<font color="#00ff00">Mum, this is Dom and Gene.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Charmed, I'm sure.</font>

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Oh, lovely to meet you.

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Right, we best be off, then.<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Where are you off to, dear?</font> Lourdes.

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, another child of the Lourdes!</font>

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THEY CHUCKLE

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, yes!</font> <font color="#00ffff">Oh!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh! Oh.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Celine, I don't suppose</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you have a clean room</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">ready for me, do you, dear?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I didn't know you were coming.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Never mind.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You look exhausted.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'll clean it myself.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And when I come back, I'll have</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a pint of the black stuff, son.</font>

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How much food did you order?

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<font color="#ffff00">Just asked Celine to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">do us a packed lunch.</font>

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We're only driving half an hour.

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Ah, I don't believe it.<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

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Food of the gods.
HE CHUCKLES

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, yeah, we are going to Lourdes.</font>

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Oh, Celine asked me a while back
what food I missed from England,

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and this was on me list.

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She must've got some in, bless her.

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<font color="#ffff00">Whoa, whoa, hang on.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Of all the things</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you could have said,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">pork pie with egg, top of your list?</font>

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It's not top of my list.<font color="#ffff00">What's top?</font>

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Baby's head.

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<font color="#ffff00">Bab...what is baby's head?</font>

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Baby's head!

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You know, steak and
kidney suet pudding.

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A Northern chip shop classic.

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<font color="#ffff00">So-called because...</font> It's as
smooth baby's...<font color="#ffff00">Baby's head!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">OK!</font> Exactly!

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I make a cracking baby's head.

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I could give Gordon Ramsay
a run for his money.

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<font color="#ffff00">Is that a threat or a fantasy?</font>

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Oh.

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<font color="#ffff00">All right, then, prove it.</font>

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What?

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<font color="#ffff00">You can cook me dinner.</font>

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All right, then.

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I'll cook you baby's
head, chips, peas...

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<font color="#ffff00">And gravy, you can't have</font>
<font color="#ffff00">baby's head without gravy.</font>

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All right! I knew you knew!
<font color="#ffff00">Of course I knew!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I went in our chip shop that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">often they used to give me</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">a free calendar at Christmas.</font>

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SHE LAUGHS
Did they now?

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Oh, I can't believe that.

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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, how many nuns do you need?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Depends on what you've</font>
<font color="#00ffff">been up to my, child.</font>

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It's all right, Karen. You can drop
the French accent, he's with me.

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<font color="#00ffff">Jean!</font> Ah!<font color="#00ffff">How are ya?</font>

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I'm all right. This is Dom.

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<font color="#00ffff">All right, Dom. Are you a sinner?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Uh, I've had me moments, yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Let's get that kettle</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on and have a ciggie.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Come on.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I washed all those</font>
<font color="#00ff00">glasses last night,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">and she just washed them all again.</font>

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Look, I had no idea
she was coming, love.

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<font color="#00ff00">Anyway, I know</font>
<font color="#00ff00">exactly why she's here.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">She just wants to cause trouble.</font>

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You know she's been so lonely
since my dad died, Celine.

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You know, they did everything
together for 45 years.

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Maybe that's why she's here,

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to see her only son,

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eat with the only family
she has left in the world.

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Did you ever think it
could be that?<font color="#00ff00">I'm sorry.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">It's just...</font> It's just
you never give her a chance.

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<font color="#ffff00">Over here, son!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'll have another Guinness</font>
<font color="#ffff00">when you're ready, son.</font>

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I hope you're not gambling, Ma.

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<font color="#ffff00">Gambling? No, no, son.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">This is just a little</font>
<font color="#ffff00">friendly culture exchange.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm teaching them</font>
<font color="#ffff00">how to play cribbage,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and they're going to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">teach me how to play bull.</font>

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Can I smell a bit of bull?

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SHE LAUGHS

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<font color="#ffff00">He's a funny man, my son.</font>
I mean it, Ma.

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We're not licensed for gambling.

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<font color="#ffff00">Trust me, son, it's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">just a little friendly.</font>

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OK.<font color="#ffff00">And if you found yourself</font>
<font color="#ffff00">adding a wee tot of whiskey</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">as a chaser for your ole ma,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she'd be very grateful.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">All right, gentlemen.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">50 euro each in the kitschy,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">twice round the board.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And I told her I buy curios...</font>

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THEY CHUCKLE

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<font color="#00ffff">..and she thought</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I was coming on to her.</font>

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THEY LAUGH

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<font color="#ffff00">So how long were you a nun for?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Hey, I still am a nun.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I don't wear this to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">keep my head warm.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Praying and all that was all</font>
<font color="#00ffff">right for the first few years,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">but I needed more, you know,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to keep my faith shining bright.</font>

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So she decided to
become one of the world's

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leading experts in
religious art.<font color="#00ffff">Like you do.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Hey, love, I heard about Rory.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm really sorry.</font>

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Thank you.

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<font color="#00ffff">So, to what do I owe the honour?</font>

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Right.

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Can you shed any light?

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<font color="#00ffff">The Sacred Heart or</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the heart of Pope Pius VI?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">That box is a little</font>
<font color="#ffff00">bit small for a heart.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, no. It was only the remains</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of his heart in the box.</font>

202
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<font color="#ffff00">Uh, mingin'.</font>

203
00:11:52,219 --> 00:11:54,219
What was the history?

204
00:11:54,259 --> 00:11:57,139
<font color="#00ffff">In 1791, Pope Pius VI rejected the</font>

205
00:11:57,179 --> 00:12:00,019
<font color="#00ffff">Constitution civile du clerge.</font>

206
00:12:00,059 --> 00:12:02,859
What's that?<font color="#00ffff">Well, the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">New Republic, not the Vatican,</font>

207
00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:05,979
<font color="#00ffff">were now in charge of</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the Catholic Church in France.</font>

208
00:12:06,019 --> 00:12:07,499
<font color="#00ffff">But Pius wasn't having any of it,</font>

209
00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:10,259
<font color="#00ffff">so he suspended any</font>
<font color="#00ffff">priest who accepted it.</font>

210
00:12:10,299 --> 00:12:12,219
Brave.<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, very.</font>

211
00:12:12,259 --> 00:12:15,339
<font color="#00ffff">It was only seven</font>
<font color="#00ffff">years later in 1798</font>

212
00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:19,139
<font color="#00ffff">that the French took control of Rome</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and declared it the Roman Republic.</font>

213
00:12:19,179 --> 00:12:21,339
<font color="#00ffff">When Pius refused to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">submit to the conquerors,</font>

214
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:23,819
<font color="#00ffff">they dragged him back to France.</font>

215
00:12:23,859 --> 00:12:26,899
<font color="#00ffff">But he was getting on a bit,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and, of course, he didn't make it.</font>

216
00:12:26,939 --> 00:12:28,939
<font color="#00ffff">He croaked on the way back.</font>

217
00:12:28,979 --> 00:12:30,139
<font color="#ffff00">Blimey.</font>

218
00:12:30,179 --> 00:12:34,379
<font color="#00ffff">He was buried without ceremony</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in a non consecrated grave,</font>

219
00:12:34,419 --> 00:12:36,539
<font color="#00ffff">and his heart stayed in France.</font>

220
00:12:37,899 --> 00:12:39,579
<font color="#ffff00">You're very good with your dates.</font>

221
00:12:39,619 --> 00:12:42,139
<font color="#00ffff">Ah, a nun with</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a photographic memory.</font>

222
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,739
<font color="#00ffff">I should be in a circus.</font>

223
00:12:44,779 --> 00:12:48,619
So the Sacred Heart was stolen
from the Church of the Virgin Mary

224
00:12:48,659 --> 00:12:50,499
in San Victoire yesterday.

225
00:12:50,539 --> 00:12:53,579
<font color="#00ffff">But it's priceless,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">spiritually and financially.</font>

226
00:12:53,619 --> 00:12:56,299
That's exactly what I said.

227
00:12:56,339 --> 00:12:58,819
If someone was trying to
get rid of it for money,

228
00:12:58,859 --> 00:13:00,419
where would they go, Karen?

229
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:03,739
<font color="#00ffff">I don't even know how</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you would get rid of it.</font> Mm.

230
00:13:07,139 --> 00:13:08,739
<font color="#00ffff">There's only one</font>
<font color="#00ffff">dealer I can think of</font>

231
00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:11,219
<font color="#00ffff">who might chance their</font>
<font color="#00ffff">arm with something like this.</font>

232
00:13:11,259 --> 00:13:12,539
Oh, who?

233
00:13:12,579 --> 00:13:14,579
<font color="#00ffff">Vivienne Dumonet.</font>

234
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,099
Do you know where I can find her?

235
00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:22,019
<font color="#00ffff">Here.</font>

236
00:13:23,499 --> 00:13:26,619
<font color="#00ffff">Careful, though, love,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">she has quite the reputation.</font>

237
00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:31,059
Oh. Thank you, Karen.

238
00:13:31,099 --> 00:13:32,579
<font color="#ffff00">Can I use your loo before I go?</font>

239
00:13:32,619 --> 00:13:35,339
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, of course you can.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's right through there.</font>

240
00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:44,979
<font color="#00ffff">Come on, then.</font> What?<font color="#00ffff">Who's he?!</font>

241
00:13:45,019 --> 00:13:47,859
Dom?<font color="#00ffff">No, St Francis of Assisi.</font>

242
00:13:47,899 --> 00:13:49,419
He's just a mate.

243
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:51,459
<font color="#00ffff">Hm, he makes you sparkle.</font>

244
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:52,859
He does not.

245
00:13:54,619 --> 00:13:56,459
<font color="#00ffff">He is hot.</font>

246
00:13:56,499 --> 00:13:58,499
Are nun's even supposed to say that?

247
00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:00,259
<font color="#00ffff">No, probably not.</font>

248
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,739
<font color="#00ffff">But religious art experts can.</font>

249
00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:05,139
<font color="#00ffff">You are allowed a life, you know.</font>

250
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:07,099
SHE SIGHS

251
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,139
It's too soon for me, Karen.

252
00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:12,619
He's been so lovely.

253
00:14:12,659 --> 00:14:14,779
I'm really going to miss him.

254
00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:18,379
I've not had a friend
like that for a long time.

255
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,259
HE CLEARS THROAT

256
00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:33,739
<font color="#00ff00">Aw...</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yes!</font>

257
00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:46,459
<font color="#ffff00">Sorry, Peter.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Uh-huh.</font>

258
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:49,939
<font color="#ffff00">It's a sea of glasses out there.</font>

259
00:14:53,779 --> 00:14:56,379
<font color="#00ffff">You were playing cribbage?</font>

260
00:14:56,419 --> 00:15:00,379
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that's well observed by</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a man so young as yourself.</font>

261
00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:01,819
<font color="#ffff00">Do you play?</font>

262
00:15:03,259 --> 00:15:05,019
<font color="#00ffff">How much is at stake?</font>

263
00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:06,419
SHE LAUGHS

264
00:15:07,859 --> 00:15:11,099
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that's very kind of you, young</font>
<font color="#ffff00">man, but I'll buy my own drink,</font>

265
00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:12,139
<font color="#ffff00">thank you.</font>

266
00:15:15,699 --> 00:15:19,539
<font color="#ffff00">Next game is 50 euro stake,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">twice around the board.</font>

267
00:15:19,579 --> 00:15:21,019
<font color="#ffff00">Take a seat.</font>

268
00:15:31,579 --> 00:15:33,739
WHISPERS: Don't touch anything.

269
00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:35,899
Oh, hello, um...

270
00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:40,739
A friend of mine said you might
be able to help me.<font color="#00ffff">With?</font>

271
00:15:40,779 --> 00:15:43,139
I'm looking for a religious item.

272
00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:48,419
<font color="#00ffff">You have come to the right place.</font>

273
00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:49,899
It's very valuable.

274
00:15:51,419 --> 00:15:55,619
<font color="#00ffff">I deal in the finest antiques</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and icons, not cheap souvenirs,</font>

275
00:15:55,659 --> 00:15:58,979
<font color="#00ffff">Madame, quality surrounds you.</font>

276
00:15:59,019 --> 00:16:01,699
Hm, yes, I can see that.

277
00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:05,779
But this is, um, priceless,
and it's...missing.

278
00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:09,939
<font color="#00ffff">You mean the Sacred Heart</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of Pope Pius VI, yes?</font>

279
00:16:09,979 --> 00:16:11,219
How do you know?

280
00:16:11,259 --> 00:16:14,259
<font color="#00ffff">Anyone who knows</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the reliquaries knows.</font>

281
00:16:14,299 --> 00:16:16,059
<font color="#00ffff">I only wish it had</font>
<font color="#00ffff">come through here.</font>

282
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:18,659
<font color="#00ffff">I could have got rid of</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it in five minutes.</font>

283
00:16:18,699 --> 00:16:20,179
Oh!<font color="#00ffff">Oh!</font>

284
00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:22,019
<font color="#00ffff">What have you done?!</font>

285
00:16:23,179 --> 00:16:25,419
<font color="#00ffff">That is finest Capodimonte!</font>

286
00:16:25,459 --> 00:16:27,379
Oh, no, it's not
a Capodimonte, is it ?

287
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,539
Come on.

288
00:16:28,579 --> 00:16:32,019
<font color="#00ffff">You owe me 1,500 euro!</font>

289
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,859
Oh, I don't think so, love.

290
00:16:34,899 --> 00:16:38,459
You and I know that's just a
piece of mass-produced pottery.

291
00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:39,619
Here.

292
00:16:39,659 --> 00:16:42,739
Have ten euros for your trouble.

293
00:16:42,779 --> 00:16:44,499
Keep the change.

294
00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:45,939
What did I say?

295
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:07,099
<font color="#ffff00">Seen something you like?</font> What?

296
00:17:07,139 --> 00:17:08,219
Wait a minute.

297
00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:14,979
I saw him in the church with
Father Donadieu.

298
00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:16,019
SHE GASPS SOFTLY

299
00:17:18,019 --> 00:17:19,979
Follow that car.<font color="#ffff00">Ah, brilliant!</font>

300
00:17:20,019 --> 00:17:23,219
<font color="#ffff00">I have always wanted</font>
<font color="#ffff00">somebody to say that to me.</font>

301
00:17:35,139 --> 00:17:36,459
HORN HONKS

302
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,099
THEY SPEAK FRENCH SOFTLY

303
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:18,619
<font color="#ffff00">They're a good looking</font>
<font color="#ffff00">couple, make no mistake.</font>

304
00:18:18,659 --> 00:18:20,979
Yeah, this is true.

305
00:18:22,139 --> 00:18:23,939
<font color="#ffff00">Got a real sense of style,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">haven't they?</font>

306
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:27,139
What, them two?
You've only just seen them.

307
00:18:27,179 --> 00:18:29,979
<font color="#ffff00">No, I mean the French in general.</font>

308
00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:33,139
Yeah.

309
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,179
<font color="#ffff00">You know, when I first came here,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I tried to copy the look.</font>

310
00:18:38,219 --> 00:18:41,139
<font color="#ffff00">Went to the same shops,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">bought the same clothes.</font>

311
00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:42,779
<font color="#ffff00">Did I nail it? Nah.</font>

312
00:18:43,819 --> 00:18:46,139
<font color="#ffff00">Think I've just got</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a very British head.</font>

313
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,339
You always look great to me.

314
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,499
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, thanks.</font>

315
00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:57,739
Um, I'll have a ham and
cheese baguette, please.

316
00:19:00,059 --> 00:19:01,099
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

317
00:19:05,939 --> 00:19:07,939
IN FRENCH:

318
00:19:31,419 --> 00:19:32,779
<font color="#00ff00">Madame?</font>

319
00:19:50,819 --> 00:19:52,979
<font color="#ffff00">Don't go with your mouth full.</font>

320
00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:54,419
What's gone on there?

321
00:19:56,859 --> 00:19:59,699
I'm going to take a
little look round the church.

322
00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:02,139
<font color="#00ffff">Lunch on me, if you'll have</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a look at that leaky pump</font>

323
00:20:02,179 --> 00:20:03,979
<font color="#00ffff">you keep promising you'll fix.</font>

324
00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:06,739
It's all right.
I'll see you in a bit.

325
00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:08,459
HE TALKS WITH MOUTH FULL

326
00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:15,539
SHE KNOCKS

327
00:20:18,899 --> 00:20:21,659
<font color="#00ff00">You don't want to go down</font>
<font color="#00ff00">there, that's the crypt!</font>

328
00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:23,459
<font color="#00ff00">No-one's been down there for years.</font>

329
00:20:23,499 --> 00:20:25,339
Oh, sorry.

330
00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:26,459
<font color="#00ff00">Can I help you?</font>

331
00:20:26,499 --> 00:20:31,019
Yes, I was come to see
you and your mom, actually.

332
00:20:31,059 --> 00:20:35,259
<font color="#00ff00">Mama, you remember Madam</font>
<font color="#00ff00">White from the night of the...</font>

333
00:20:35,299 --> 00:20:37,459
Oh, hello again.

334
00:20:37,499 --> 00:20:41,299
I just...I just wondered
how you were both doing.

335
00:20:41,339 --> 00:20:42,539
<font color="#00ff00">We're OK.</font>

336
00:20:42,579 --> 00:20:46,059
<font color="#00ff00">Of course, it has been</font>
<font color="#00ff00">so horrific and shocking</font>

337
00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:48,219
<font color="#00ff00">that my sleep has not been good.</font>

338
00:20:48,259 --> 00:20:51,419
<font color="#00ffff">He hasn't got a wink. Bless him.</font>

339
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,659
I hope you don't mind me asking,

340
00:20:53,699 --> 00:20:57,379
the gentleman that came into the
church before, I recognise him.

341
00:20:57,419 --> 00:20:59,099
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, you mean Sacha Ruse?</font>

342
00:20:59,139 --> 00:21:01,019
<font color="#00ff00">He came over to sign</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the papers on the field</font>

343
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,619
<font color="#00ff00">he has purchased from the church.</font>

344
00:21:03,659 --> 00:21:05,379
Is he a builder?<font color="#00ff00">Yes, he is.</font>

345
00:21:05,419 --> 00:21:07,939
<font color="#00ff00">He's been wanting to buy</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the field for many years.</font>

346
00:21:07,979 --> 00:21:14,699
<font color="#00ff00">But Father Donadieu was not keen</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and kept it stringing along.</font>

347
00:21:14,739 --> 00:21:16,859
Is that because it was consecrated?

348
00:21:16,899 --> 00:21:19,219
<font color="#00ffff">No, because that's the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">kind of tyrant he was.</font>

349
00:21:19,259 --> 00:21:20,379
<font color="#00ff00">Mama, no.</font>

350
00:21:20,419 --> 00:21:23,419
<font color="#00ff00">You cannot speak of</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the dead like that,</font>

351
00:21:23,459 --> 00:21:25,259
<font color="#00ff00">especially within these walls!</font>

352
00:21:29,699 --> 00:21:31,539
<font color="#00ff00">Father Donadieu was a man of faith</font>

353
00:21:31,579 --> 00:21:33,259
<font color="#00ff00">in the face of his congregation.</font>

354
00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:36,739
<font color="#00ff00">Behind closed doors,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">he was a very different man.</font>

355
00:21:36,779 --> 00:21:38,099
<font color="#00ff00">It could be very difficult,</font>

356
00:21:38,139 --> 00:21:39,979
<font color="#00ff00">especially with</font>
<font color="#00ff00">those closest to him,</font>

357
00:21:40,019 --> 00:21:44,219
<font color="#00ff00">and my mother has worked</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for him since she was 15.</font>

358
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,379
Oh, we've all had tough bosses.

359
00:21:47,619 --> 00:21:48,819
<font color="#00ff00">Exactly.</font>

360
00:22:03,419 --> 00:22:05,899
I think I know who
murdered Father Donadieu.

361
00:22:05,939 --> 00:22:07,139
<font color="#ffff00">For sure?</font>

362
00:22:07,179 --> 00:22:09,539
The evidence is pretty solid.<font color="#ffff00">OK.</font>

363
00:22:10,739 --> 00:22:12,379
Sacha Ruse.

364
00:22:12,419 --> 00:22:15,019
<font color="#ffff00">Monsieur Ruse?</font>

365
00:22:15,059 --> 00:22:17,539
<font color="#ffff00">Uh, are you sure?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">What is your evidence?</font>

366
00:22:17,579 --> 00:22:19,419
His girlfriend is the
only person around here

367
00:22:19,459 --> 00:22:21,419
who could get rid of a relic.

368
00:22:21,459 --> 00:22:23,979
Father Donadieu refused
to sell him a piece of land

369
00:22:24,019 --> 00:22:26,579
that he really wanted,
but just after the murder,

370
00:22:26,619 --> 00:22:29,139
he buys the same piece
of land off Father Durand.

371
00:22:29,179 --> 00:22:30,499
It's got to be Sacha Ruse!

372
00:22:30,539 --> 00:22:32,699
<font color="#ffff00">What piece of land?</font>
Oh, it's at the back of the church.

373
00:22:32,739 --> 00:22:33,939
It's not consecrated or anything,

374
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:35,659
but you've got to
admit the timing's fast.

375
00:22:35,699 --> 00:22:38,059
<font color="#ffff00">No, Jean, this is</font>
<font color="#ffff00">all circumstantial.</font>

376
00:22:38,099 --> 00:22:41,459
<font color="#ffff00">And how would he get</font>
<font color="#ffff00">back through a bolted door?</font>

377
00:22:41,499 --> 00:22:45,259
Well, I don't know, Caron,
but somebody is dead

378
00:22:45,299 --> 00:22:46,699
and everything is pointing to him.

379
00:22:46,739 --> 00:22:50,419
<font color="#ffff00">Monsieur Ruse is a very important</font>
<font color="#ffff00">member of the community,</font>

380
00:22:50,459 --> 00:22:52,739
<font color="#ffff00">a magistrate,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and incredibly charitable.</font>

381
00:22:52,779 --> 00:22:55,819
<font color="#ffff00">If you are wrong, the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">ripple effect will be huge.</font>

382
00:22:55,859 --> 00:22:57,859
But what if I'm right?

383
00:22:57,899 --> 00:22:59,539
Hasn't your community
got a right to know

384
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:02,339
that it's living with a murderer?

385
00:23:02,379 --> 00:23:04,579
We should at least question him.

386
00:23:20,379 --> 00:23:24,099
IN FRENCH:

387
00:23:40,299 --> 00:23:43,459
IN ENGLISH:<font color="#00ffff">So, you know</font>
<font color="#00ffff">your antiques, Jean White?</font>

388
00:23:43,499 --> 00:23:45,299
I do.

389
00:23:45,339 --> 00:23:47,539
<font color="#ffff00">Can I ask you a few questions?</font>

390
00:23:47,579 --> 00:23:49,259
<font color="#00ffff">All right, of course.</font>

391
00:23:52,659 --> 00:23:56,259
<font color="#ffff00">It has come to my knowledge</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that you have recently bought</font>

392
00:23:56,299 --> 00:23:58,459
<font color="#ffff00">the piece of land behind the church.</font>

393
00:23:58,499 --> 00:23:59,659
<font color="#00ffff">Yes.</font>

394
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:02,819
And you've been trying to get
your hands on that land for ages.

395
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,699
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, yes.</font>

396
00:24:04,739 --> 00:24:07,819
<font color="#00ffff">But Father Donadieu did not</font>
<font color="#00ffff">want me to develop the land,</font>

397
00:24:07,859 --> 00:24:09,659
<font color="#00ffff">even though it was not consecrated.</font>

398
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:12,379
And you're currently
dating an expert

399
00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:15,019
in religious icons and antiques?

400
00:24:15,059 --> 00:24:16,419
<font color="#00ffff">Oui.</font>

401
00:24:16,459 --> 00:24:20,379
<font color="#00ffff">And what business is that of yours?</font>

402
00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:23,179
<font color="#ffff00">Monsieur Ruse,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">forgive my directness,</font>

403
00:24:23,219 --> 00:24:25,339
<font color="#ffff00">but it is a bit of a coincidence</font>

404
00:24:25,379 --> 00:24:27,819
<font color="#ffff00">that a religious</font>
<font color="#ffff00">relic has been stolen,</font>

405
00:24:27,859 --> 00:24:30,499
<font color="#ffff00">you have a girlfriend that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">could get rid of it for you,</font>

406
00:24:30,539 --> 00:24:33,219
<font color="#ffff00">and the only person</font>
<font color="#ffff00">standing in the way</font>

407
00:24:33,259 --> 00:24:35,699
<font color="#ffff00">of a big development got murdered.</font>

408
00:24:35,739 --> 00:24:36,859
HE CHUCKLES

409
00:24:37,899 --> 00:24:39,859
<font color="#00ffff">And you're being serious?</font>

410
00:24:39,899 --> 00:24:42,699
<font color="#ffff00">The circumstantial</font>
<font color="#ffff00">evidence is strong, Monsieur.</font>

411
00:24:42,739 --> 00:24:43,859
<font color="#00ffff">Mm-hm.</font>

412
00:24:52,579 --> 00:24:57,659
<font color="#00ffff">Are you a...religious woman,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Madame White?</font>

413
00:24:57,699 --> 00:24:59,259
Um...

414
00:24:59,299 --> 00:25:03,139
..well, I would say I was
spiritual more than religious.

415
00:25:03,179 --> 00:25:05,979
<font color="#00ffff">Mm, but you were</font>
<font color="#00ffff">raised with religion?</font>

416
00:25:06,019 --> 00:25:07,779
<font color="#00ffff">You grew up with it?</font>

417
00:25:07,819 --> 00:25:09,779
Roman Catholic.

418
00:25:09,819 --> 00:25:12,099
<font color="#00ffff">Well, I am a committed atheist.</font>

419
00:25:12,139 --> 00:25:13,299
HE CHUCKLES

420
00:25:15,779 --> 00:25:19,819
<font color="#00ffff">And, you know, one of the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">reasons why I am an atheist,</font>

421
00:25:19,859 --> 00:25:23,139
<font color="#00ffff">when my mother was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">just three years old...</font>

422
00:25:23,179 --> 00:25:27,219
<font color="#00ffff">..she was ripped away from</font>
<font color="#00ffff">her mother by the church.</font>

423
00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:31,619
<font color="#00ffff">No reason other than she was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">unmarried and struggling.</font>

424
00:25:31,659 --> 00:25:35,259
<font color="#00ffff">Her child torn away.</font>

425
00:25:35,299 --> 00:25:37,979
<font color="#00ffff">My grandmother committed suicide,</font>

426
00:25:38,019 --> 00:25:40,779
<font color="#00ffff">rather than live with the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">grief of losing her daughter.</font>

427
00:25:43,339 --> 00:25:45,539
<font color="#00ffff">And, you know, the judge did?</font>

428
00:25:47,019 --> 00:25:50,939
<font color="#00ffff">They threw her into a pauper's pit.</font>

429
00:25:50,979 --> 00:25:52,979
<font color="#00ffff">No burial, no grave.</font>

430
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:58,979
<font color="#00ffff">The shame my mother had to grow up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with coloured her entire life.</font>

431
00:26:03,659 --> 00:26:07,619
<font color="#00ffff">That is why I wanted to buy the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">land in the back of the church.</font>

432
00:26:07,659 --> 00:26:14,059
<font color="#00ffff">That land is the very pauper's</font>
<font color="#00ffff">pit in which my grandmother lies.</font>

433
00:26:16,299 --> 00:26:17,819
Oh.<font color="#00ffff">Oui.</font>

434
00:26:19,019 --> 00:26:22,139
<font color="#00ffff">I want to turn it into a place for</font>

435
00:26:22,179 --> 00:26:25,419
<font color="#00ffff">people who need help. Hm?</font>

436
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:27,819
<font color="#00ffff">A sort of sanctuary,</font>

437
00:26:27,859 --> 00:26:29,979
<font color="#00ffff">in my grandmother's honour.</font>

438
00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:34,179
<font color="#00ffff">But Father Donadieu was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">not in favour of the idea,</font>

439
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:36,659
<font color="#00ffff">as it would bring</font>
<font color="#00ffff">shame on the church.</font>

440
00:26:36,699 --> 00:26:37,979
HE LAUGHS DRYLY

441
00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:43,179
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, and as for stealing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the remains of a heart</font>

442
00:26:43,219 --> 00:26:46,539
<font color="#00ffff">that might have</font>
<font color="#00ffff">belonged to the Pope...</font>

443
00:26:46,579 --> 00:26:49,859
<font color="#00ffff">..you will not be surprised to know</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that doesn't interest me at all.</font>

444
00:26:55,819 --> 00:26:59,459
<font color="#ffff00">Monsieur Ruse,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">can I ask where you went</font>

445
00:26:59,499 --> 00:27:01,819
<font color="#ffff00">after leaving the church that night?</font>

446
00:27:01,859 --> 00:27:03,579
<font color="#00ffff">Mm.</font>

447
00:27:03,619 --> 00:27:06,699
<font color="#00ffff">Madame Dumonet and</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I dined at La Salle Nuit.</font>

448
00:27:08,779 --> 00:27:10,619
<font color="#00ffff">The restaurant was packed.</font>

449
00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:14,139
<font color="#00ffff">Maybe you should have</font>
<font color="#00ffff">asked me that first.</font>

450
00:27:20,099 --> 00:27:22,899
<font color="#ffff00">Please accept my sincere apologies.</font>

451
00:27:25,459 --> 00:27:27,579
<font color="#ffff00">Jean, how could you do that to me?!</font>

452
00:27:27,619 --> 00:27:29,219
<font color="#ffff00">I've never been so humiliated!</font>

453
00:27:29,259 --> 00:27:31,459
The evidence was so compelling,
I was sure it was him.

454
00:27:31,499 --> 00:27:33,379
<font color="#ffff00">I will never live this</font>
<font color="#ffff00">down in this village.</font>

455
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,859
I'm sorry.<font color="#ffff00">Not to mention my wife!</font>
Your wife?

456
00:27:35,899 --> 00:27:38,579
<font color="#ffff00">She is a member of the same art</font>
<font color="#ffff00">committee as Vivienne Dumonet.</font>

457
00:27:38,619 --> 00:27:40,779
<font color="#ffff00">She will never let</font>
<font color="#ffff00">me live this down!</font>

458
00:27:40,819 --> 00:27:42,659
Well, just explain to her
that it was all my fault.

459
00:27:42,699 --> 00:27:45,659
<font color="#ffff00">You don't know my wife!</font>
Caron, you can't make me feel

460
00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:47,859
any worse than I already do.
PHONE PINGS

461
00:27:49,859 --> 00:27:50,859
What's wrong?

462
00:27:52,179 --> 00:27:54,299
<font color="#ffff00">There has been another stabbing.</font>

463
00:28:03,619 --> 00:28:05,219
IN FRENCH:

464
00:28:08,579 --> 00:28:10,539
IN ENGLISH: Did she say "scissors?"

465
00:28:10,579 --> 00:28:14,379
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, but he's a local drug</font>
<font color="#ffff00">dealer, so it's probably unrelated.</font>

466
00:28:22,539 --> 00:28:24,139
Oh, it was awful.

467
00:28:24,179 --> 00:28:26,659
I don't think I'm cut out
for this police stuff.

468
00:28:26,699 --> 00:28:28,259
There's so much blood.

469
00:28:29,939 --> 00:28:32,099
<font color="#ffff00">Happened to me once.</font>

470
00:28:32,139 --> 00:28:35,339
What, you witnessed a murder scene?

471
00:28:35,379 --> 00:28:37,819
<font color="#ffff00">No, a really about shaving cut.</font>

472
00:28:37,859 --> 00:28:40,499
<font color="#ffff00">There was blood all over the place,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I nearly fainted.</font>

473
00:28:43,099 --> 00:28:44,979
And Caron's still
not speaking to me.

474
00:28:45,019 --> 00:28:46,219
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, love.</font>

475
00:28:53,739 --> 00:28:55,499
<font color="#00ffff">I'll see you both later.</font>

476
00:28:55,539 --> 00:28:56,539
See you.

477
00:28:58,299 --> 00:29:00,419
<font color="#ffff00">That's why I stopped shaving.</font>

478
00:29:05,019 --> 00:29:07,739
<font color="#00ffff">Xav's gambling, over there!</font>

479
00:29:10,539 --> 00:29:12,379
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, I'm so sorry, Glo.</font>

480
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:15,219
<font color="#00ff00">My Ma told me it</font>
<font color="#00ff00">was just a friendly.</font>

481
00:29:17,259 --> 00:29:18,539
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, Gloria.</font>

482
00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:22,539
<font color="#ffff00">What the hell do you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">think you are doing?!</font>

483
00:29:22,579 --> 00:29:25,579
Mama?<font color="#ffff00">You could get to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">shut down, you stupid woman!</font>

484
00:29:25,619 --> 00:29:28,059
<font color="#00ff00">Hey, there's no need for</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that, Celine.</font> <font color="#00ffff">No, there isn't!</font>

485
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,899
<font color="#00ffff">And how dare you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">speak to me like that?</font>

486
00:29:30,939 --> 00:29:32,619
<font color="#ffff00">We don't have a licence to gamble.</font>

487
00:29:32,659 --> 00:29:34,139
<font color="#00ffff">Well, you should get one!</font>

488
00:29:34,179 --> 00:29:36,819
<font color="#ffff00">There's a reason why</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we don't "get one"!</font>

489
00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:38,459
<font color="#00ffff">Do you have a criminal record?</font>

490
00:29:38,499 --> 00:29:40,459
<font color="#ffff00">I don't have a criminal record,</font>

491
00:29:40,499 --> 00:29:42,899
<font color="#ffff00">but if you don't get out of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my face, I soon will have.</font>

492
00:29:42,939 --> 00:29:45,099
Please, everyone!

493
00:29:45,139 --> 00:29:48,259
I'm the reason why they
don't have a licence.

494
00:29:48,299 --> 00:29:50,219
I'm a recovering addict.

495
00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:53,299
<font color="#00ffff">Well, we're not doing drugs, son.</font>

496
00:29:53,339 --> 00:29:55,099
<font color="#00ffff">Besides, you won the kitschy twice.</font>

497
00:29:55,139 --> 00:29:58,739
Not drugs, gambling.

498
00:29:58,779 --> 00:30:01,539
I'm supposed to be in recovery.

499
00:30:01,579 --> 00:30:02,859
I'm sorry, Mum.

500
00:30:04,139 --> 00:30:05,219
Can we go home now?

501
00:30:06,579 --> 00:30:08,339
<font color="#00ff00">Thanks Celine...</font>

502
00:30:08,379 --> 00:30:09,699
<font color="#00ff00">..for trying.</font>

503
00:30:16,459 --> 00:30:18,979
<font color="#00ffff">You always have to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">look at the parents</font>

504
00:30:19,019 --> 00:30:21,579
<font color="#00ffff">to see why the child</font>
<font color="#00ffff">behaves so badly.</font>

505
00:30:23,779 --> 00:30:26,579
<font color="#ffff00">I think you know</font>
<font color="#ffff00">what you need to do.</font>

506
00:30:29,539 --> 00:30:31,259
<font color="#00ffff">Take no notice, son.</font>

507
00:30:31,299 --> 00:30:34,099
<font color="#00ffff">This whole PC thing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">has got way out of hand.</font>

508
00:30:37,019 --> 00:30:38,739
You should've seen his face, Dom.

509
00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:40,979
I've never seen anyone so upset,

510
00:30:41,019 --> 00:30:42,499
especially someone like Caron.

511
00:30:42,539 --> 00:30:44,739
I feel awful.

512
00:30:44,779 --> 00:30:45,979
SHE SIGHS

513
00:30:46,019 --> 00:30:47,859
<font color="#ffff00">And he mentioned his wife?</font>

514
00:30:47,899 --> 00:30:49,699
Yeah.

515
00:30:49,739 --> 00:30:52,899
It's the first time he's mentioned
her to me, thinking about it.

516
00:30:52,939 --> 00:30:54,219
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that'll be it, then.</font>

517
00:30:54,259 --> 00:30:55,859
What do you mean?<font color="#ffff00">Uh...</font>

518
00:30:57,179 --> 00:30:58,859
<font color="#ffff00">How do I put it?</font>

519
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:01,859
<font color="#ffff00">Have you ever seen</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Caron out of uniform?</font>

520
00:31:01,899 --> 00:31:05,099
<font color="#ffff00">Ever seen him relax or have dinner?</font>

521
00:31:05,139 --> 00:31:06,739
Weirdly, no.<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

522
00:31:06,779 --> 00:31:09,979
<font color="#ffff00">He hates to go home,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he just stays at work.</font>

523
00:31:10,019 --> 00:31:12,739
Because of his wife?<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

524
00:31:12,779 --> 00:31:14,019
<font color="#ffff00">A few times he mentioned it to me,</font>

525
00:31:14,059 --> 00:31:17,259
<font color="#ffff00">he just said he and his</font>
<font color="#ffff00">wife do not get on.</font> Oh.

526
00:31:17,299 --> 00:31:19,099
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, the only time</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I saw them together,</font>

527
00:31:19,139 --> 00:31:22,299
<font color="#ffff00">they were sniping all night,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it was exhausting.</font>

528
00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:23,939
Why don't they just split up?

529
00:31:23,979 --> 00:31:25,099
<font color="#ffff00">Who knows?</font>

530
00:31:25,139 --> 00:31:28,859
<font color="#ffff00">I just know that that kind</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of thing would drive me insane.</font>

531
00:31:28,899 --> 00:31:32,939
Gosh, even so,
he's such a lovely man.

532
00:31:32,979 --> 00:31:35,339
I wish I could make it up to him.

533
00:31:35,379 --> 00:31:36,579
BELL RINGS

534
00:31:38,419 --> 00:31:41,779
You fancy a prayer service?<font color="#ffff00">Really?</font>

535
00:31:41,819 --> 00:31:43,219
Oh, come on, please.

536
00:31:43,259 --> 00:31:45,379
Just...just give me one more look.

537
00:31:45,419 --> 00:31:47,579
<font color="#ffff00">A prayer service? I don't</font>
<font color="#ffff00">know what to do, all the...</font>

538
00:31:47,619 --> 00:31:50,179
Just do what I do.
Come on, it'll be fine.

539
00:31:52,499 --> 00:31:54,899
PRIEST SPEAKS FRENCH

540
00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:15,899
THEY SING IN FRENCH

541
00:32:15,939 --> 00:32:17,899
OFF TEMPO SINGING

542
00:32:20,059 --> 00:32:22,259
PRIEST CONTINUES IN FRENCH

543
00:32:36,899 --> 00:32:38,659
THINKING: Different curtains.

544
00:32:51,339 --> 00:32:52,579
WHISPERS: Mother and son.

545
00:32:54,859 --> 00:32:55,979
<font color="#ffff00">Uh!</font>

546
00:32:56,019 --> 00:32:59,059
WHISPERS:<font color="#ffff00">What?!</font> Dom, stay in
your seat after the service.

547
00:32:59,099 --> 00:33:01,059
<font color="#ffff00">What? It's bad enough being</font>
<font color="#ffff00">here in the first place,</font>

548
00:33:01,099 --> 00:33:02,819
<font color="#ffff00">never mind staying</font>
<font color="#ffff00">longer than we have to.</font>

549
00:33:02,859 --> 00:33:04,259
Please, Dom?

550
00:33:04,299 --> 00:33:05,539
<font color="#ffff00">All right. All right.</font>

551
00:33:05,579 --> 00:33:07,339
<font color="#ffff00">Oof, you got me skin then.</font> Sorry.

552
00:33:09,019 --> 00:33:10,179
PRIEST SPEAKS FRENCH

553
00:33:11,779 --> 00:33:14,139
BELL RINGS

554
00:33:21,219 --> 00:33:24,339
Oh, that was a
lovely service, father.

555
00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:26,819
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you.</font> You must be
very proud of your son.

556
00:33:26,859 --> 00:33:30,419
<font color="#00ff00">I am, especially since he</font>
<font color="#00ff00">gets to lead the service.</font>

557
00:33:30,459 --> 00:33:34,099
Oh, did Father Donadieu not
let you lead the service?

558
00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:39,979
<font color="#00ff00">Never. Father Donadieu was, shall we</font>
<font color="#00ff00">say, a little bit possessive.</font>

559
00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:44,219
Oh, Monsieur Ruse said that Father
Donadieu was also very possessive

560
00:33:44,259 --> 00:33:46,779
about the land at the
back of the church.

561
00:33:46,819 --> 00:33:49,739
<font color="#00ffff">Father Donadieu said it was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the property of the church,</font>

562
00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:53,619
<font color="#00ffff">but I thought selling the land could</font>
<font color="#00ffff">create something for the community.</font>

563
00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:55,179
Oh.

564
00:33:55,219 --> 00:33:59,579
So it's quite useful
that, um, Father Donadieu

565
00:33:59,619 --> 00:34:01,419
is not here any more.

566
00:34:03,619 --> 00:34:05,619
<font color="#00ffff">What are you insinuating?</font>

567
00:34:05,659 --> 00:34:10,019
Just that life's a little
bit better for everyone.

568
00:34:10,059 --> 00:34:13,179
<font color="#00ffff">Are you accusing me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of murder in God's house?</font>

569
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:14,219
No, Father.

570
00:34:15,859 --> 00:34:16,979
Not you.

571
00:34:21,819 --> 00:34:24,419
<font color="#00ffff">Madame White, how dare you?!</font>

572
00:34:26,459 --> 00:34:28,699
When I first came into the church

573
00:34:28,739 --> 00:34:31,659
after Father Donadieu
had been murdered,

574
00:34:31,699 --> 00:34:36,299
I couldn't see why the
confessional box seemed strange.

575
00:34:36,339 --> 00:34:39,379
But tonight, I worked it out.

576
00:34:41,219 --> 00:34:44,739
It's out of place, only slightly.

577
00:34:44,779 --> 00:34:48,059
But it's not quite
where it should be.

578
00:34:48,099 --> 00:34:50,259
Would you like to
tell us why, Paulette?

579
00:34:50,299 --> 00:34:51,979
<font color="#00ff00">I don't know what</font>
<font color="#00ff00">you're talking about.</font>

580
00:34:52,019 --> 00:34:54,419
Should I refresh your memory?

581
00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:57,059
<font color="#00ff00">This is absolute nonsense.</font>

582
00:34:57,099 --> 00:34:59,739
Had a little bit of
help, didn't you?

583
00:35:01,259 --> 00:35:02,739
This is how I see it.

584
00:35:04,739 --> 00:35:08,699
As we left the church that night,
your drug dealer friends

585
00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:11,939
sneaked off and hid in
the confessional box.

586
00:35:15,059 --> 00:35:17,859
As Father Donadieu came
back into the church,

587
00:35:17,899 --> 00:35:20,459
your young friend
came out of the box

588
00:35:20,499 --> 00:35:23,619
and stabbed him in the
back with a crucifix...

589
00:35:25,819 --> 00:35:27,499
..and quickly returned,

590
00:35:27,539 --> 00:35:29,659
picking up the relic on the way.

591
00:35:32,259 --> 00:35:36,619
You then sent Durand for help
to the pub across the square.

592
00:35:36,659 --> 00:35:41,299
And while he was gone, you both
slid the confessional box across,

593
00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:44,099
revealing a secret door?

594
00:35:44,139 --> 00:35:47,059
Which I assume leads to the crypt.

595
00:35:48,539 --> 00:35:50,379
After he made his escape,

596
00:35:50,419 --> 00:35:54,259
you tried to put the confessional
box back into the right place.

597
00:35:54,299 --> 00:35:57,499
But, well, in your efforts,

598
00:35:57,539 --> 00:36:01,179
you left a tilted
station of the cross.

599
00:36:01,219 --> 00:36:03,739
Can you give me a hand?<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

600
00:36:29,139 --> 00:36:30,979
Only a girl who's
worked here all her life

601
00:36:31,019 --> 00:36:33,299
would know where a secret door was.

602
00:36:36,659 --> 00:36:37,979
<font color="#00ff00">I'm sorry.</font>

603
00:36:39,539 --> 00:36:41,859
<font color="#00ff00">I'm so sorry, my darling.</font>
HE INHALES SHARPLY

604
00:36:45,099 --> 00:36:46,179
<font color="#00ff00">How did you know?</font>

605
00:36:46,219 --> 00:36:48,979
I saw you going in the
crypt door one morning.

606
00:36:50,099 --> 00:36:54,299
I assumed it was the side door
until I came to visit you.

607
00:36:55,539 --> 00:36:58,139
<font color="#00ff00">I'd been at the receiving</font>
<font color="#00ff00">end of that monster's wrath</font>

608
00:36:58,179 --> 00:37:00,419
<font color="#00ff00">most of my working life.</font>

609
00:37:00,459 --> 00:37:04,699
<font color="#00ff00">I was determined my son</font>
<font color="#00ff00">wouldn't go through the same.</font>

610
00:37:04,739 --> 00:37:06,659
<font color="#00ff00">I dreamt about murdering him,</font>

611
00:37:06,699 --> 00:37:08,979
<font color="#00ff00">what silencing him would sound like.</font>

612
00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:11,259
But you murdered twice, didn't you?

613
00:37:11,299 --> 00:37:13,259
What?<font color="#00ff00">The boy!</font>

614
00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:16,179
<font color="#00ff00">What boy?</font> Come on,
the boy, Paulette.

615
00:37:17,699 --> 00:37:19,459
He was killed with shears!

616
00:37:20,659 --> 00:37:22,819
Your sewing shears!

617
00:37:28,739 --> 00:37:30,379
<font color="#00ff00">He was blackmailing me.</font>

618
00:37:32,379 --> 00:37:35,859
<font color="#00ff00">I paid him well, he wanted more.</font>

619
00:37:35,899 --> 00:37:37,539
<font color="#00ff00">I spent all my savings.</font>

620
00:37:44,979 --> 00:37:48,339
<font color="#ffff00">So, what happened</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to the Sacred Heart?</font>

621
00:37:48,379 --> 00:37:53,219
Oh, well, that was used
just for a motive for murder.

622
00:37:55,699 --> 00:37:58,779
Never left, did it, Paulette?

623
00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:01,899
you would never sell a holy relic,

624
00:38:01,939 --> 00:38:05,579
good Catholic girl like you.

625
00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:10,539
No, you made new
curtains to hide it.

626
00:38:15,379 --> 00:38:16,539
<font color="#00ffff">Mama?</font>

627
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,499
<font color="#00ffff">How...</font>

628
00:38:21,739 --> 00:38:25,139
The curtains on the leaflet
are a different colour.

629
00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:26,699
And when I was in the vestry,

630
00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:30,579
I noticed the thread in your
sewing machine was crimson.

631
00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:38,499
CARON:<font color="#ffff00">I got your text.</font>

632
00:38:38,539 --> 00:38:39,939
<font color="#ffff00">This better be good, Jean.</font>

633
00:38:42,659 --> 00:38:44,459
Let's give them a minute.

634
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:55,939
SOFT MUSIC PLAYS

635
00:39:38,099 --> 00:39:41,019
<font color="#ffff00">So, you still going to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">cook me baby's head, then?</font>

636
00:39:41,059 --> 00:39:42,979
I'm not one to renege on a promise.

637
00:39:43,019 --> 00:39:44,819
<font color="#ffff00">I don't want tinned peas, mind.</font>

638
00:39:44,859 --> 00:39:46,339
<font color="#ffff00">I want them soaked overnight.</font>

639
00:39:46,379 --> 00:39:49,459
Oh, do you now?<font color="#ffff00">In a hairnet.</font>

640
00:39:49,499 --> 00:39:52,979
A hairnet?<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Like me gran used to do.</font>

641
00:39:53,019 --> 00:39:56,419
Do I look like the kind
of woman who wears a hair net?

642
00:39:56,459 --> 00:39:59,499
<font color="#ffff00">I refuse to answer that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">question on the grounds of fear.</font>

643
00:39:59,539 --> 00:40:01,299
SHE CHUCKLES

644
00:40:01,339 --> 00:40:03,899
Just turn up at
mine at seven o'clock.

645
00:40:03,939 --> 00:40:06,459
<font color="#ffff00">Would it excite you if I told you</font>

646
00:40:06,499 --> 00:40:10,699
<font color="#ffff00">that I've got a couple of bottles of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Dandelion and Burdock to bring over.</font>

647
00:40:10,739 --> 00:40:15,019
Now that excites me more than
you could possibly imagine.

648
00:40:15,059 --> 00:40:18,019
<font color="#00ffff">Hiya, Love.</font> Hello, love.

649
00:40:18,059 --> 00:40:21,139
How's Xav?<font color="#00ffff">I've just come back</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from one of his meetings.</font>

650
00:40:21,179 --> 00:40:23,059
You're such a lovely mum.

651
00:40:25,099 --> 00:40:28,099
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, Celine, I'm so sorry</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for kicking off yesterday.</font>

652
00:40:28,139 --> 00:40:31,139
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, kicking off?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">You were positively graceful.</font>

653
00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:33,859
<font color="#00ff00">You have absolutely</font>
<font color="#00ff00">nothing to apologise for.</font>

654
00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:36,539
<font color="#00ff00">We promised you that there</font>
<font color="#00ff00">would be no gambling in here.</font>

655
00:40:36,579 --> 00:40:38,739
<font color="#00ff00">It's us who should</font>
<font color="#00ff00">be apologising to you.</font>

656
00:40:38,779 --> 00:40:39,899
<font color="#00ffff">Wasn't your fault.</font>

657
00:40:39,939 --> 00:40:44,819
<font color="#00ff00">Maybe not,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">but it was the fault of her.</font>

658
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:46,099
SHE SIGHS

659
00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:49,619
<font color="#00ff00">I know she's my mother-in-law,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">but I cannot stand her.</font>

660
00:40:49,659 --> 00:40:52,379
<font color="#00ff00">This one actually told me</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that I couldn't possibly be</font>

661
00:40:52,419 --> 00:40:55,299
<font color="#00ff00">a real woman because</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I hadn't had a child.</font>

662
00:40:55,339 --> 00:40:56,379
THEY GASP

663
00:40:56,419 --> 00:40:58,779
<font color="#00ff00">I can't believe the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">outright cheek of her!</font>

664
00:40:58,819 --> 00:41:00,739
<font color="#00ff00">I told her I didn't want her here,</font>

665
00:41:00,779 --> 00:41:04,979
<font color="#00ff00">straight away, but</font>
<font color="#00ff00">she just ignores me.</font>

666
00:41:05,019 --> 00:41:06,419
How about Niall?

667
00:41:06,459 --> 00:41:07,579
<font color="#00ff00">Him?!</font>

668
00:41:09,339 --> 00:41:12,859
<font color="#00ff00">He resorts to being a</font>
<font color="#00ff00">12-year-old boy. Bless him.</font>

669
00:41:12,899 --> 00:41:15,179
<font color="#00ff00">She smothers him as a mother,</font>

670
00:41:15,219 --> 00:41:18,539
<font color="#00ff00">and she guilt trips him on religion.</font>

671
00:41:18,579 --> 00:41:20,259
<font color="#00ff00">Ugh, for a few hours off...</font>

672
00:41:22,419 --> 00:41:26,019
<font color="#ffff00">There she is, a child of God!</font>

673
00:41:26,059 --> 00:41:27,699
<font color="#ffff00">How was your trip to Lourdes?</font>

674
00:41:27,739 --> 00:41:30,339
Oh, um, great, great.

675
00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:54,539
Sister, I got your message,
what's so urgent?!

676
00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:57,939
<font color="#00ffff">Jean, there's something</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I have to tell you,</font>

677
00:41:57,979 --> 00:42:00,579
<font color="#00ffff">and it just couldn't wait.</font>

678
00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:04,059
<font color="#00ffff">I must ask you all for your</font>
<font color="#00ffff">complete confidentiality.</font>

679
00:42:04,099 --> 00:42:07,059
<font color="#00ffff">What I'm about to say</font>
<font color="#00ffff">might just change the world.</font>

680
00:42:07,099 --> 00:42:09,339
<font color="#ffff00">Of course.</font> Yeah, yeah.

681
00:42:09,379 --> 00:42:11,219
<font color="#00ffff">At seven o'clock last night,</font>

682
00:42:11,259 --> 00:42:14,259
<font color="#00ffff">Sister Bernadette saw the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">face of our lady</font>

683
00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:17,299
<font color="#00ffff">in a croque monsieur in</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a cafe in Lourdes.</font>

684
00:42:17,339 --> 00:42:19,619
<font color="#00ffff">Now, please, don't</font>
<font color="#00ffff">mention this to anyone.</font>

685
00:42:19,659 --> 00:42:21,659
<font color="#00ffff">But there is every chance</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that the croque monsieur</font>

686
00:42:21,699 --> 00:42:23,619
<font color="#00ffff">will cry at any minute,</font>

687
00:42:23,659 --> 00:42:27,019
<font color="#00ffff">and the Cafe de Royal will</font>
<font color="#00ffff">become a place of pilgrimage.</font>

688
00:42:30,419 --> 00:42:31,739
THEY LAUGH

689
00:42:37,019 --> 00:42:39,579
<font color="#ffff00">Remember, son, you're</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the man of the house.</font>

690
00:42:39,619 --> 00:42:43,059
<font color="#ffff00">Don't go letting her</font>
<font color="#ffff00">walk all over you.</font>

691
00:42:43,099 --> 00:42:45,099
<font color="#00ff00">She's a beautiful woman, Ma.</font>

692
00:42:46,099 --> 00:42:47,619
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe to you.</font>

693
00:42:47,659 --> 00:42:49,539
<font color="#ffff00">Here, take care of yourself.</font>

694
00:42:49,579 --> 00:42:50,699
<font color="#ffff00">See you soon.</font>

695
00:42:54,499 --> 00:42:57,019
<font color="#ffff00">And get that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">gambling license sorted!</font>

696
00:43:04,979 --> 00:43:08,299
<font color="#00ffff">And I told her I buy curios,</font>

697
00:43:08,339 --> 00:43:11,259
<font color="#00ffff">and she thought I</font>
<font color="#00ffff">was coming on to her!</font>

698
00:43:11,299 --> 00:43:12,699
THEY LAUGH

699
00:43:14,019 --> 00:43:16,139
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know how to thank you.</font>

700
00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:20,299
<font color="#00ffff">You can start with</font>
<font color="#00ffff">another Rum and Black.</font>

701
00:43:20,339 --> 00:43:22,299
PHONE RINGS
Oh, excuse me.

702
00:43:25,499 --> 00:43:26,499
Hi, Barbara.

703
00:43:28,499 --> 00:43:30,699
Cash buyer?

704
00:43:30,739 --> 00:43:35,219
Oh, so, when can they view again?

705
00:43:35,259 --> 00:43:37,219
Tomorrow?

706
00:43:37,259 --> 00:43:40,059
Oh, Barbara, that's...that's great.

707
00:43:41,659 --> 00:43:44,139
Third time lucky, eh?

708
00:43:44,179 --> 00:43:46,859
Yeah, bye.

709
00:43:46,899 --> 00:43:48,899
<font color="#ffff00">Cash buyer, that's brilliant news.</font>

710
00:43:48,939 --> 00:43:52,499
The sooner I sell that cottage,
the sooner I'm on my way home.

711
00:43:52,539 --> 00:43:54,699
Celine, fill me up.
We're all celebrating.

712
00:43:54,739 --> 00:43:56,659
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, OK!</font> <font color="#00ff00">Hey, hey!</font>

713
00:43:56,699 --> 00:43:58,459
<font color="#00ffff">Cheers!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Cheers!</font>

714
00:44:45,419 --> 00:44:47,339
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