1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,400 'Live from his penthouse apartment in London's glittering East End 2 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,473 'Live from his penthouse apartment in London's glittering East End 3 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:09,555 'Dean Learner, club owner and publisher of high-class gentlemen's magazines, 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:13,395 'invites you to join him for an exclusive Man to Man.' 5 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,914 'Please welcome Mr Dean Learner!' 6 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,670 Thank you. Good evening and welcome to Man to Man. 7 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:15,551 Thank you for dropping by the mansionette at the top of Dean Towers. 8 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:19,918 If you'll forgive me, I have one bit of AOB to attend to. 9 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,595 This week sees the launch of my new television channel 10 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,752 dedicated to girl-on-girl pillow fighting. 11 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,913 You can order it by phoning this number on your screen. 12 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:36,552 Give our call team your credit card details and join the harmless fun. 13 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:41,555 Charges to your card will be marked as "office equipment". 14 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:48,880 My VIP visitor tonight is a towering figure in the world of sci-fi cinema 15 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,837 for the home video market. 16 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:56,916 Films such as Time Whackers, The Lactator and Cock Gooses 1 through 8 17 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,597 have made him a hero to single men throughout the world. 18 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:06,470 He's perhaps best remembered for his role in the TV series Galactacops, 19 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:10,952 in which he played Bot, the alien with a human heart. 20 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,316 His autobiography, Bot Seriously... 21 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,909 ...movingly describes his career, 22 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,277 and is available from the Dean Learner book club. 23 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,954 The number for that should come up on your screen now. 24 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,116 Order now and get my autobiography 25 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:31,158 I Have A Dean: 26 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,834 Learning, Living And Loving With Dean Learner 27 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,480 for the reduced price of £90. 28 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:40,269 But before I welcome this acting behemoth, 29 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,593 let's cop a look at one of Bot's finest moments. 30 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,869 It's too late for me, Jack. My time is over. 31 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,794 Do not weep, as I have known many wonderful things 32 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,599 as the ship's chief pleasure port. 33 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:03,231 Why, you showed me the raging stars of Dramatracon 5. 34 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:07,075 You showed me the twin moons of the Gantrax helix, 35 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:11,950 where we liberated the Hoodrimons from their vile slave masters, 36 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,714 and restored the mighty Optrix. 37 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:19,556 And you showed me that game with those majestic coloured orbs. 38 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:23,349 What was the name of that game, Jack? 39 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,839 Snooker. 40 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:29,835 Snooker. Snooker. 41 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:35,518 Mourn not my passing, for we Botricons do not fear death. 42 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,911 The knowledge of my people may be passed on 43 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,551 to those who've joined our quest for courage, wisdom 44 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,349 and, above all, dignity. 45 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,190 Let us perform the rite. 46 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,155 Drink, my friend. 47 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:38,234 Please give a warm intergalactic welcome to Mr Glynn Nimron. 48 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,517 Galactacops! Galactacops! 49 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:47,152 If a planet needs a hand That's where we will be 50 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:52,155 Galactacops! Galactacops! 51 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:57,360 Bringing justice to the galaxy. 52 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,835 Greetings, Captain. 53 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,070 At ease, soldier. 54 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:06,119 It's great to see you looking so well, Glynn. 55 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:10,797 Thank you very much, and thank you for your wonderful introduction. 56 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,998 Although we in the business never use "sci-fi". It's SF. 57 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,639 That's right. 58 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,439 For scientifical fictions! 59 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,830 - Not sci-fi. - Never sci-fi. 60 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:25,596 Demontford Graney, the creator of Galactacops, despised "sci-fi". 61 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,035 Like he despised Orientals. 62 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:34,157 It's a simple mistake, but one I feel should be rectified. 63 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:38,029 - Could we have the fire a little lower, please? - Yeah, sure. 64 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:42,830 I can no longer endure heat stronger than 25 degrees Centigrade. 65 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:47,710 My forehead is already susceptible to finger indentation. 66 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,393 Sure. 67 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,994 Let me know if you notice any discharge. 68 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:56,517 - I'll let you know should you discharge. - Thank you. 69 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,954 If you could do likewise. 70 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,792 Of course. 71 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,951 There's a bit of a whiff, actually. 72 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,509 That's a chemical compound. 73 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,796 It cools the skin from within. 74 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:12,432 It isn't in the stores yet because it's still highly flammable. 75 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:17,913 OK. Can we...? Let's have this fire down a little bit lower. OK. 76 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,915 It's an honour to have you on the show. I've had many achievements. 77 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,675 I own six nudey bars. I've met both Proclaimers. 78 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,913 I refereed a tug-o-war between them and Tears For Fears. 79 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:36,997 Meeting you is a culmination of everything. I'm a huge fan. 80 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:42,314 It's the best moment of my entire life. Thank you so much for coming. 81 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,118 Thank you very much, Dean. 82 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:50,799 Thank you very much for coming all this way. You've flown in from Hawaii. 83 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,520 - That's right. - You're half Hawaiian. 84 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,910 Yes. My father was a Hawaiian fire breather. 85 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,992 My mother was a nurse in a burns unit. 86 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:04,553 Ironically, on their first date my father belched and set her alight. 87 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:09,874 She was a beautiful woman, my mother - on the left-hand side. 88 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,794 She was certainly a striking presence in any room. 89 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:18,716 I really enjoyed reading your new autobiography, 90 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,235 which is the sixth you've written. 91 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:24,836 I tried squeezing them into five but they wouldn't fit! 92 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,197 Wouldn't fit! Lovely! 93 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,955 But this is a special one in which you discuss candidly 94 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:36,398 your relationship with the creator of Galactacops, Demontford Graney. 95 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,836 He was a genius. 96 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,116 We shared a vision in Galactacops. 97 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,511 On one hand, it was a futuristic cop show. 98 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,718 On the other, it dealt with fundamental human themes. 99 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:52,077 - Indeed, yes. - Tolerance, compassion, love, 100 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:57,553 understanding, water sports and, above all, dignity. 101 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:01,349 Human dignity, something Demontford never lost, 102 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:06,992 right up until that final rectal prolapse which ended his career. 103 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,675 I'm so proud because we've managed to film you reading that book for DVD, 104 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,674 - out soon on the DEANVD label. - Well... 105 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,671 That was on your suggestion, Dean. 106 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:21,994 I thought it might be even more appreciated by the illiterate. 107 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:32,476 If you tap into the illiterate market you're quids in cos they can't read the reviews! 108 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,358 Let's take a look. 109 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:37,871 Hello, I'm Glynn Nimron. 110 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:43,273 Welcome to volume 1.9 of my digitally versatile discal biog. 111 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:48,434 If you're expecting to meet Bot, you're gonna be disappointed. 112 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:53,037 Bot is under strict instructions not to interfere. 113 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,872 Greetings, I am Bot. 114 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,351 Didn't I tell you not to interfere? 115 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,000 It is my nature to help those who are struggling. 116 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:05,916 I'm managing very well, thank you. Now, get outta here. 117 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,559 As you wish. 118 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:11,554 Gee! I hope he doesn't pop up again unannounced! 119 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:17,636 I met Demontford Graney when I was a young actor in some long-forgotten drama. 120 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,109 I'd never heard of the director. 121 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:23,750 One evening, as I was hosing off my make-up in my dressing room, 122 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,037 he made his feelings known. 123 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:31,717 "Glynn," he said, drawing the shower curtain closed behind him. 124 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,316 "You have the physique of an astronaut. 125 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,677 "Want you to play Bot in my new film. 126 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:44,073 "And you're using that loofah all wrong. This is how it's done." 127 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:48,279 The rest of that evening is now, sadly, just a haze. 128 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:55,073 But one thing was certain, a new and powerful force had entered Glynn Nimrod. 129 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:59,552 The following day, I feverishly devoured Demontford's script. 130 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:04,555 Bot had five lines. How the hell was I gonna learn all this material? 131 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:08,918 I was terrified. I'd only ever had one speaking role. 132 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,278 That was, "Please don't shoot me. I'm new to this country." 133 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,636 So I consulted Demontford. 134 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:19,395 "Mr Graney," I said, wringing my hands nervously. 135 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,359 "Maybe you should hire another actor." 136 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:28,834 He steadied my nervous wrists by securing them tightly to my ankles and whispered, 137 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,914 "Glynn, I don't want an actor. I want you." 138 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,073 The rest of that lunch time is now, sadly, just a haze. 139 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,790 But one thing was certain, Bot was back. 140 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,632 Did someone say my name? 141 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,189 Don't make me use this! 142 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:02,279 It stays as funny as that for the next 30 hours! 143 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,910 Bot is your most fam... only famous character. 144 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:12,110 How would you describe him to the millions of people who have no idea who he is? 145 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:19,038 Well, Bot started out as trainee counsellor 3 on the Galactacops cruiser, the Galactacad, 146 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:23,159 and fast became a firm favourite with the fans. 147 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:27,518 By film 13, Bot had completed his training 148 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,513 and been promoted to co-deputy assistant's secretary 149 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:37,279 to the advisory board for the vice-chief junior ombudsman's standing committee. 150 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:41,911 Quite a physically demanding role. Demontford did push you. 151 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,755 Didn't he put you on an oestrogen diet so you could grow breasts? 152 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,354 Yes, he did. 153 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:53,389 Whenever I was anxious, Demontford popped a reassuring thumb up my ass 154 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:58,031 and the whole worry of the world would just melt away. 155 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,555 I'm about to embarrass you, Glynn. 156 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:07,797 I've had a dream to perform in a scene with my favourite actor, Chuck Norris... 157 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,349 Only joking. Glynn Nimron! 158 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:15,389 I've got a script which I've written, based on my autobiography. 159 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,232 I'd love you to look at the part of my mother. 160 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,516 - OK. - I've got it... 161 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,637 Hang on. 162 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,472 Could you hold this? 163 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,437 Oh. 164 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,478 Oh, Jesus Christ! Put him out! OK. 165 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,439 Cut to the pillow fight. 166 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,512 Put him out! Put him out! 167 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,159 Welcome back. 168 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,550 My guest tonight, Glynn Nimron, 169 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:51,714 has partially melted as a result of an accidental fire in the studio. 170 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:56,033 An act of God, nothing could have been done to prevent it. 171 00:12:56,120 --> 00:13:01,752 Glynn's skin is thin due to surgical grafting for breast augmentation. 172 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,195 The top of his head has come away, 173 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:09,434 his shoulders are slightly crispy and his nipples have begun to weep. 174 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:15,914 He is being kept cool in the Man to Man hospitality suite, where he is awaiting a doctor. 175 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,550 He is being kept moist, having hot milk and cake, 176 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,951 and we've cut him safely out of his trousers. 177 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:28,399 The lighting is low but Glynn is both willing and contractually obliged 178 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:32,792 to continue... to continue talking to us. 179 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,440 Glynn, can you hear me? 180 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,638 - Oh, boy! - Glynn... 181 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,552 Oh, wow! 182 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,916 Are you all right? 183 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,959 I'm just sorry we couldn't complete our script. 184 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:51,238 I've got the script. It would be great to go through it. 185 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:56,030 Actually, I don't think that's a good idea. I'm burned pretty bad. 186 00:13:56,120 --> 00:14:00,512 It's all right. Satu can hold up the script for you. 187 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,999 Oh... 188 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:05,118 I'll set the scene. I'm in the middle... 189 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,520 Oh! 190 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,796 Come on! Bub-bub-bub-bub. 191 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,554 - Oh. - OK.. 192 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,472 I'm opening my first lap-dancing club 193 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,598 and I receive a call saying my mother is critically ill. 194 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,591 It's your line, first. 195 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,320 Oh, Jesus. I'm so god-damned hot! 196 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,198 No. No. 197 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:29,629 It's actually, "I'm so proud of you, Dean. I'm sorry to do this on your big night." 198 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:36,160 Then it's my line. "Don't worry, Mother. I forgive you. Can you not die for another hour? 199 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:41,474 "Gaz Top is here and the press are clamouring for a photo of us." 200 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,631 Ooh! 201 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,154 No. No. No. 202 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,516 That's not it either, Glynn. 203 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:51,230 We'll play in the VT and we'll come back. 204 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,472 I don't think so, Dean. I'm burned pretty bad. 205 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,712 Yeah, no. You've said! 206 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,431 Earlier this year, I gave Glynn a camera. 207 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:07,912 Well, lent. He seems to have taken it as a fucking gift! 208 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,755 I asked him to give us an insider's view 209 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,276 of the 14th Uxbridge Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention. 210 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:20,230 Hi, I'm Glynn Nimron and I'm here in Uxbridge, England 211 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:25,269 for the 14th Uxbridge Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention 212 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:31,072 in the Uxbridge Conference Centre right here in Uxbridge. 213 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:35,757 I'm going to go grab a continental breakfast in my hotel 214 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:40,835 which, lucky for me, is situated just across the way there. 215 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,038 Come on. I'll buy you coffee. 216 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:50,353 Galactacops! Galactacops! 217 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:55,879 If a planet needs a hand That's where we will be 218 00:15:55,960 --> 00:16:01,114 Galactacops! Galactacops! 219 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,555 Bringing justice to the... 220 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,074 Glynn Nimron. 221 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,800 - No. - No? 222 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,599 No, really. There's nothing here. 223 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,594 Maybe they put it under my travelling pseudonym, Mr Milk. 224 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,591 No. 225 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:20,674 What about Bot? He could have put it under Bot. 226 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,513 Oh. Bot 9,000. 227 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,353 That's the one. It should be 10,000. 228 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:31,879 I got promoted in the last film but that's their problem, not yours. 229 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,519 So how would you like to pay? 230 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,513 - I thought it was paid for. - Not yet. 231 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,160 Oh, OK. How much is it? 232 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,719 It's 45 for a double. 233 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,393 Jesus Christ! 234 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,073 Thank you. 235 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:49,109 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onto the stage Mr Glynn Nimron.' 236 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,679 Hello! 237 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,831 Hello, everybody. 238 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,436 Hello, Uxbridge. How are you? 239 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:03,079 Great or, as I should say, as Bot would say, splenmatma wurnoff vo. 240 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,800 Splenmatma wurnoff vo. 241 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:11,432 You got it. It's wonderful to be here among so many familiar faces. 242 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:18,039 Bang goes my speech! You guys all heard it last year. 243 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:23,513 It's £5 for a pre-signed photograph. £10 if I sign it in front of you. 244 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:28,310 For another £10, I'll take my top off! No, seriously, just my shorts. 245 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,075 - Do you take cheques? - I'll take just about anything! 246 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:37,189 I've had an idea. You sign it and I'll fill it in! 247 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,999 I'm only kidding. £10. That's great. 248 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,196 Hello. What's your name? 249 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:46,239 - William. - William comes from the German Wilhelm. 250 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,517 "Wil" meaning desire and "helm" meaning helmet. 251 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:54,436 So I can quite legitimately say to you, I desire your helmet. 252 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:58,878 In fact, I'm going to give you a discount. That's £9.50. 253 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,271 And I will see you in the bar, hopefully. 254 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,033 Can I get a picture with you? 255 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,555 Of course. First take your 50p. 256 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,677 - Come over here. - Thank you. 257 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,479 - OK. Come down to my level. - Sorry. 258 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,278 OK. 259 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:18,594 I can't do a discount for children. £10, £10, £10, £10. So £40. 260 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,875 We'll just take one. 261 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:25,080 I can only sign it to one of them. Could you not do that to the table? 262 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:29,074 I've had a wonderful time, one dirty banana too many. 263 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:33,313 It's good night from me and it's good night from William, 264 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:38,156 who has kindly agreed to give this aging alien a bed for the night. 265 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:44,270 Thanks for joining me and I hope to see you next year. Over to you, Dean. 266 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:55,119 During that VT sequence, Glynn's condition has sadly worsened. 267 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:59,717 My personal physician is with him. He's a breast specialist. 268 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,155 He's done all of my girlfriends. 269 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:06,279 He has told me that Glynn has to have a quadruple breast by-pass 270 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,193 or he'll drown in saline. 271 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,679 Phil, how's he doing? 272 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:15,470 - We're going to have to go now, Dean. - Sure. No problem. 273 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:19,713 Our thoughts are with you, Glynn. Doesn't look good. 274 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:24,192 Out of respect, I have chosen not to continue our reading of my script. 275 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:29,958 We did perform together way back on my old show Deano's After Dark. 276 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:34,750 Glynn was a regular visitor after the cancellation of Galactacops. 277 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:41,553 He was trying to salvage his singing career, so, at his behest, we sang a duet together. 278 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,597 This is for you, Glynn. 279 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,039 Hold on a minute. Where's Glynn? 280 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,031 I've no idea. 281 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:18,159 I wonder where he could be. I'll take a look. 282 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,151 Glynn, where have you been? 283 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:31,519 The party started ages ago and the girls are about to strip. Join in the fun. 284 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,876 No, Dean. I don't feel like it. 285 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,191 I want to look out this window for a while. 286 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:43,117 But why look out the window? I can offer you far more attractive sights. 287 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,156 Be a sport. 288 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,551 I don't know, Dean. It's just not me. 289 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,156 I've always felt different from you guys. 290 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:55,837 Maybe that's why I love stars so much. They don't judge. 291 00:20:55,920 --> 00:21:00,039 There's a lot of places you can go looking out a window. 292 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:03,192 Just wanderin', and wanderin'. 293 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:13,113 I knew a little boy 294 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:18,400 The saddest kid in town 295 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,512 He used to have a mom and dad 296 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,399 One burned and then one drowned 297 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:33,158 He'd play with little robot toys 298 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:38,314 Spacemen were his thing 299 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:43,679 And when his uncle came at night 300 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:48,709 He'd look outside and sing 301 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:54,398 I'm wanderin' and wanderin' 302 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:59,156 Across a field of stars 303 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:05,156 My bedroom, since my parents died 304 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:10,553 Has felt like prison bars... 305 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:15,874 Across the gulfs of space and time 306 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:21,273 And Saturn's magic rings... 307 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:26,400 There's space dust, rockets 308 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,154 Shooting stars 309 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:36,431 And no more horrid things 310 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:42,277 I'm wanderin' 311 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:46,354 He's wanderin" 312 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:52,389 Just wanderin" 313 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:59,477 We're wanderin'. 314 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,638 If you change your mind, come through. 315 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,633 There's rubbers in that drawer. 316 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,319 You're gonna make it through. 317 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,710 Keep focused. You've gotta want it. 318 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,996 Come on. You've gotta want it, Glynn. 319 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:39,196 - Looks really bad. - Yeah. That's his last interview. 320 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:44,070 You can see it in the eyes. It's gone. The fight's not there. 321 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,471 - Good show? - Yeah. Wasn't too bad, actually.