1 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,520 HEATHER: Alright, nearly home time. 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,200 Let's tidy up... quickly. 3 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:12,680 Hands up, who's excited? 4 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:26,000 Hey um, would Cinnamon like to come over tomorrow, 5 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:27,520 for a playdate after school? 6 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:28,560 I'm sorry, 7 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,320 she has Advanced Tree Climbing and then Wahine Wanderers. 8 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,480 Oh, Wahine what? 9 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,880 It's like Brownies, but better. 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,040 Oh, I never did Brownies. 11 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,560 I had all the badges. 12 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,280 They had to invent new ones for me. 13 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,520 I'm the reason there's a, 14 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,960 "Who's best at playing the silent game?" badge. 15 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,800 Spoiler alert, it was me. 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,800 Cool. Yeah, it was. 17 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,320 Ah, what about Wednesday? 18 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,840 That's Figure Skating for Winners. 19 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,880 Thursday is Two-Wheeler training 20 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,240 at the Teuila Blakely School for Big-Girl Bike-Riding, 21 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,280 and Friday, Chess Zitsu. 22 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:02,440 Chess-what-su? 23 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,880 It's a hybrid of Chess and Jiu Jitsu. 24 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,720 It activates parts of the brain that increases strategic thinking 25 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,760 and employability. 26 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,480 Afternoon, wahine ma. 27 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:12,520 Hi. Hi. 28 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,320 Um, would Braxton like to come round tomorrow after school, 29 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,400 for a play date? 30 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,280 Sorry, he's got Golf and then Chess Zitsu. 31 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:22,920 My kids are free. 32 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,760 VIA INTERCOM: Good morning Kate Sheppards and Sheppardesses. 33 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:49,000 A reminder that tomorrow is our Crazy Hair Day fundraiser. 34 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,480 So, come with the craziest hairstyles 35 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,320 your mums can find on Pinterest, and a gold coin donation. 36 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,160 Not silver. 37 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,920 Jaden, where are your shoes? 38 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,440 Are you busy? 39 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,280 I've got a fundraising meeting for Crazy Hair Day 40 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,130 I'm trying not to be late for. 41 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,000 I'll write you a note. 42 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,080 Um... 43 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,360 ..our school nurse has to keep her hand on a car for 48 hours, 44 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,880 to win a competition, 45 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,520 so I need a mum to check one of the kids. 46 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,160 Say no more. 47 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,560 Don't worry I've had them before. 48 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,000 Uh... 49 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,080 Sick bay. 50 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:35,960 OK. 51 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,760 Hi-vy Ivy, um, I'm Jess. 52 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:43,200 And me and Doctor Web MD are going to check you for chicken pox. 53 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,280 But seeing as you're someone else's child, 54 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:50,080 I'm just gonna leave this door wide open alright, OK. 55 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,920 Ah, temperature. 56 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,200 Remember I'm a doctor, just jokes. 57 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,280 OK, stay cool till after school. Chaaa. 58 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,440 She is clear. 59 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:03,640 Thank god. 60 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,440 The last thing we need is another nits outbreak. 61 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,080 Wait. A what-now break? 62 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,360 A nits outbreak. No, you said chicken pox. 63 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,680 No, I scratched my head which means nits. 64 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,920 You scratched your cheek which clearly infers chicken pox. 65 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,480 I checked her for chicken pox. 66 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,120 Why didn't you check her for nits? You're kind of perfect for it. 67 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,160 They give me the heebie jeebies. 68 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,320 Oh, they give everyone the heebie jeebies. 69 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,280 We might need to enlist the Junior Fundraising Committee to help. 70 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,160 OK, but don't tell Heather that it was me, 71 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,040 but mostly it was you who messed up. 72 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,200 Agreed. 73 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,120 The school's in trouble and I need you not to overreact. 74 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,600 The school has nits. 75 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,960 Oh, my godfathers! 76 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,400 Oh, sorry, I can't think about them without scratching. 77 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,120 Now I'm gonna have to buy that expensive shampoo 78 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,600 and wash every soft surface in the house. 79 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,160 Cinnamon can say goodbye to her female empowerment duvet set. 80 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,040 Uh, it gets better. 81 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,640 The Principal want's us to comb Ivy clean and subtly check her class. 82 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,240 This better not affect Crazy Hair Day. 83 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,080 It's supposed to be a hair raising fundraiser. 84 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,640 Braxton's going as the principal. 85 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,240 What kind of mum sends her kid to school with nits? 86 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,800 Anyone can make a mistake. 87 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,240 Nits don't discriminate. 88 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:22,800 Hine's right. 89 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,320 I, for one, don't blame the victim, or any other minor player 90 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,880 who thought they were helping, but just really making it worse. 91 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,840 Could Ivy Green please return to the sick bay 92 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,840 and avoid all contact with staff, students and soft furnishings. 93 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,320 Oh, bags not de-nitting. 94 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,640 I'll take one for the team. 95 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:48,760 Kia ora, Hine. Mm-hm. 96 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,600 And after you guys can check all the kids, in her class. 97 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,720 Oh nah, yeah I probably... 98 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,480 Too late, don't try and wriggle out of it. 99 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,720 Oh, don't say wriggle. 100 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,800 Wriggle. 101 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,520 What are you doing? 102 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:08,800 It's nit repellent. It literally repels the nits. 103 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,280 Ah-ha. Don't hog it. 104 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,280 OK, that's enough. That's enough. 105 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,400 They really like clean, lustrous naturally coloured hair. 106 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,200 Hi, Doctor Jess. 107 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:35,240 Doctor? 108 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,760 Just cause I look so smart. 109 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,320 Hey, Ivy right? 110 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,480 Long time no see buddy. 111 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:42,760 Are you OK? 112 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,120 Yes, 113 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,040 just Hine is going to check your hair, 114 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,040 while we observe from a distance. 115 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,720 I don't have chicken pox. 116 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,920 But you do have nits. 117 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Oh. 118 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,560 Have you borrowed anyone's hat, lately? 119 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,480 My sister's friend had a party on Saturday? 120 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,040 Mm, that's not relevant. What room are you in? 121 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,680 Um 13 and 14. 122 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,280 The nits have burrowed into her brain, 123 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,360 she can't remember what room she's in. 124 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,160 13 and 14 is a combined class. 125 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,560 I always knew that was a bad idea. 126 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,480 You take room 13 and 14 127 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,400 and I'll do Ivy's sister in Room 12. 128 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,440 Why are we even the ones stuck doing this? 129 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,480 Because we're mums. 130 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,320 We do gross stuff for free, because we love kids. 131 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,600 I hate loving kids. 132 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,640 Blame Ivy's mum, this is all her fault, 133 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,200 when I see her I'm going to tell her that. 134 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,120 Yeah, it's definitely not the fault of anyone, 135 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,880 who could have stopped Ivy going back to her class or anything. 136 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,920 OK, remember that the principal doesn't want us to raise a panic 137 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,880 amongst the children, so whatever you do don't say the n-word. 138 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,400 I'm going to raise a panic, in Ivy's mum's face. 139 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,440 And the other one? 140 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,600 There were only three left. 141 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,600 OK Room 13 and 14, 142 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,800 Ms Wong needs a logo for her Bic Runga tribute band, 143 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,560 since she can't afford a graphic designer, 144 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,680 because teaching's about passion not pay checks. 145 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,520 Hello, 146 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,320 I'm Jess and I'm here to... 147 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,080 Um... 148 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,800 ..judge your drawings 149 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:36,480 and choose the best one to win a special prize. 150 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:37,520 Ooh! 151 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,880 What's the prize? 152 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:39,960 If it's cash, I'm in. 153 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:45,960 Well actually, the principal has asked me to come in here 154 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:51,240 and check for something in this classroom. 155 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,760 Nits... 156 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,400 Oh, sorry, 157 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,000 every time I hear the word, I scratch. 158 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:10,880 So, I'm just going to put on my art choosing glove... 159 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,440 and my thinking mitten, 160 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,160 and just take a close, but not too close, 161 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,440 look at all your beautiful work. 162 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:29,840 So, 163 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,520 I need you all to sit very still 164 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,640 while I... 165 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,520 ..measure your head for crowns. 166 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,360 Is it because we're all winners? 167 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:41,200 Well you can't all be winners, that defeats the purpose of winning. 168 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,240 You're kinda mean. 169 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,200 Who's your mum? 170 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,240 Trudy. 171 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,000 Mm. That makes sense. 172 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,960 Right. 173 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,680 Umm... 174 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:59,200 Oh, that's lice, nice use of colour there. 175 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,400 You are gonna be just fine. 176 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,840 Oh wow, what's that? 177 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,080 It's my brother getting eaten by a shark. 178 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,160 Nice. 179 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,520 Oh, pretty. 180 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,440 Winner! We have a winner. 181 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,480 Winner! 182 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,360 And oh, another winner, another winner. 183 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,640 That makes two winners. 184 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,160 OK, you alright? 185 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,480 OK, just e noho down there. 186 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:38,800 Kei te pai. 187 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,200 Eugh. Are you OK? 188 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,080 That's like the third grossest thing I've had to touch, as a parent. 189 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,960 Hi! 190 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,120 Ivy's sister. 191 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,880 Their mum is in so much trouble. 192 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,600 Why's she wearing a crown? 193 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,640 Well, I promised I'd craft crowns and I'm a mum of my word. 194 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,560 Did you get any from Room 13 and 14? 195 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,080 Eva Grossweener and Ivanna Fontana. 196 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,120 Oh, their mums will be so embarrassed. 197 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,520 Nits are nothing to be ashamed of. 198 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,600 And that's important that we remember that, 199 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,680 should we hear anything today, that makes us think otherwise. 200 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,800 Alright, 201 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,640 let's have a game of duck, duck goose. 202 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,800 Ryan, run around the circle and touch everyone on the head. 203 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,120 Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... 204 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,920 And really get your hand in there. ..duck, duck... 205 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,480 ..duck, duck, duck, duck, goose! 206 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,880 You've got something in your hair. 207 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:29,920 (GULPS) 208 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,280 Ivy's mum is dead to me. 209 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,520 It's just glitter. 210 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,880 Oh, thank god. Oh, thank god. 211 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:35,960 Personal, jinx! 212 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,560 You got jinxed. 213 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,560 What is a personal jinx? 214 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,600 Jinx? 215 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,800 When two people say the same thing at the same time. 216 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:45,400 One person says jinx 217 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,880 the other person can't talk until the jinx-master says their name. 218 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,720 Did you not play this as a child? 219 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,040 No... 220 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,760 ..you can't jinx me without my permission. 221 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,880 What was that for? 222 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,960 Well, if you speak before the jinx-master releases you, 223 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,560 you get a punch. It's true. 224 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,080 Heather, I release you from your jinx. 225 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,560 Yeah, you do. 226 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,120 And that's why static electricity 227 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,320 is a great way to get kids interested in science. 228 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,360 Thank you, Cinnamon. 229 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,400 Who's next? 230 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:28,440 KIDS: Me! 231 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,920 Braxton. Come here, mate. 232 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:33,640 Alright, here we go. 233 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,720 Ava's got them too. 234 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,200 Oh. And Ivy's mum is on her way. 235 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,160 You have no hair for them to grip! 236 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,640 I think I'll have a word with Ivy's Mum. 237 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,600 She's put our Crazy Hair Day fundraiser in jeopardy 238 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,360 and that does not go unpunished. 239 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,360 It's not entirely her fault. 240 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,400 But I want it to be. 241 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,680 Hi, Cinnamon's mum. 242 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,400 Oh, you guys know each other? 243 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,760 She's in Cinnamon's Wahine Wanderers Six. 244 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,800 Ah... 245 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,960 Maybe all the victims are connected? 246 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,640 Well they do all go to Kate Sheppard. 247 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,840 And they're all girls. 248 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,560 Who else does Wahine Wanderers? 249 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:26,880 Ah... Eva, Ava, Ivanna, Ivy and Ivy's sister. 250 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,440 Cinnamon's the only one missing. 251 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,360 I'm going to kill Ivy's mum! 252 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,240 She didn't mean that. 253 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,400 OK, before we go in, I need to ask you something. 254 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,960 OK, if hypothetically, 255 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:53,400 a mum had the opportunity to check for nits but accidently... 256 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,800 Oh, I'm just waiting for the beep. 257 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:55,840 Oh... 258 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:56,880 (BEEP) 259 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,000 Hi, Ivy's Mum, it's Cinnamon's Mum. 260 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,160 I'm just calling to let you know, 261 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,320 that it appears that both your daughters 262 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:07,800 have contaminated the entire W W Six with nits, 263 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,400 and I'll be sending you the receipt 264 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,200 for the most expensive nit shampoo that I can find. 265 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,760 Cinnamon has a very sensitive scalp. 266 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,320 Looks like we're going to be here for a while, ladies. 267 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,080 Anyone do anything good at the weekend? 268 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,640 Also, I'll expect a donation to make up for the profits, 269 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,520 that we'll lose with Crazy Hair Day. 270 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,280 I'm not trying to make you feel guilty... 271 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,040 but it's the only way you'll learn. 272 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,720 OK! 273 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,000 Sorry, you were saying? 274 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,000 Nothing. OK. 275 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,640 So, you all went? 276 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,520 Want to see some photos? 277 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,880 Yes. 278 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,120 Flash phone. 279 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,600 My step-mum bought it for me. 280 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,160 Oh, Heather's not going to like this. 281 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,920 What are you waiting for? 282 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 You, to go in to your daughter's class? 283 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,840 I'm not allowed inside the classroom for a week after a... 284 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,040 ..just a misunderstanding, 285 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,520 about the amount of parental advice that Phil requires. 286 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,000 Jess! 287 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,440 My daughter is in there! 288 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:34,080 She need's saving from the parasite, that shall not be named. 289 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,120 PHIL: Hmm! KIDS: Hmm! 290 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,240 Oh, my god. 291 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,520 What? 292 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,120 And release, nice. 293 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:46,600 And that, Room 1, is how a rugby scrum is put together. 294 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,160 With that kind of cross contamination, 295 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,400 anyone who goes in there has a high probability of coming out with nits. 296 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,680 Your daughter's in danger... 297 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,640 I'm going in. 298 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,280 You would have made a good Brownie. 299 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,640 Thank you so much, because I feel like... 300 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,720 Chop, chop. 301 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,240 Oh, let's welcome Ryan's Mum, Room 1. 302 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:21,800 ALL KIDS: Good Morning Ryan's Mum. 303 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,640 How can we help? 304 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,320 I'm here to right my wrongs. 305 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,160 Excuse me? 306 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,520 Can I just borrow Cinnamon for a second? 307 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,360 We're just about to give each other head massages, 308 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,080 as part of our mindfulness curriculum. 309 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,360 Oh no! 310 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,480 Let's put pause on that for a second. 311 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,400 Don't wanna tell you how to do your job or anything, anyway... 312 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,480 Thank you. 313 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,040 There's a girl. 314 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,040 This is the last straw, 315 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,760 I'm having Ivy's Mum banned from Wahine Wanderers. 316 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,960 Mummy loves you baby. 317 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,960 I think I know what happened. 318 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,120 Did Ivy tell you? 319 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,800 That her mum doesn't love her enough to notice, 320 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,200 that her two daughters have nits? 321 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,880 She works full time. 322 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,080 Hey, we all work full time, some of us just don't get paid. 323 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,840 No... 324 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,240 I know what really happened. 325 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,960 Oh no. 326 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,080 Oh no! 327 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,880 Yep, you've got nits. 328 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,320 You should have used the repellent. 329 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,760 You know what, it's karma. 330 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,320 Is that, that girl in Room 7? 331 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,680 No. 332 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,080 I had the chance to check Ivy for nits this morning 333 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,200 and I blew it, OK? 334 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,640 You're the reason that Cinnamon has the lice that aren't nice? 335 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,120 You can yell at me if you want. 336 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,280 Oh no, I don't yell, 337 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,640 I just allow my vocal cords to reach their full potential. 338 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,720 I think Heather has a confession to make too? 339 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,000 No, I don't think so? 340 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,760 I saw the photos. 341 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:05,840 Dammit. 342 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,640 I feel more confused than usual. 343 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,680 Cinnamon had a birthday party on the weekend... 344 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,840 and all those girls were invited. 345 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,200 She had a party and you didn't invite me and Ryan? 346 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,640 I mean, I know we haven't known each other for long, 347 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,360 but I thought we had a nice friendship. 348 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,360 I was sticking to the rule where you only have as many kids 349 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,680 as the age they're turning. 350 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,720 Cinnamon was six so I invited the Wahine Wanderers Six. 351 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,560 That's why you had glitter in your hair. 352 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,360 I did a glitter pinata. 353 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,040 It was a showstopper. 354 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,000 I thought we were friends? 355 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,880 I got nits for you. 356 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,520 We had a fairy, he wouldn't have liked it. 357 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,160 Ryan loves fairies and dinosaurs, equally. 358 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,240 Was Braxton invited? 359 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,400 No. Oh. 360 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,560 At least your boys didn't get nits from Ivy's sister. 361 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,800 I'm sorry, OK? 362 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880 I should've invited you. 363 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,640 You're going to be more sorry when you see this. 364 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,600 I think your Fairy had nits. 365 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,040 I should have gone with the more expensive Elsa. 366 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,280 So, looks like the girls went home 367 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,920 with something a little more than a goodie bag. 368 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,280 So that means... it's actually your fault 369 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,360 that there are nits at Kate Sheppard. 370 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,520 Let's not jump to conclusions. 371 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,520 Well you were more than happy to jump to conclusions 372 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,600 about Ivy's Mum's parenting. 373 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,800 Nits are good at jumping. 374 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:45,240 At this point my voice message, does seem a tad harsh. 375 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,320 A tad? 376 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,800 Ah, Ivy's mum is just pulling up. 377 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,400 Nits. 378 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,280 You should say sorry. 379 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,800 No, I hate apologizing. 380 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,120 Makes it sound like I was wrong. 381 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,520 Oh. 382 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,000 OK, I've got an idea. 383 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,600 Trust me, just come and say sorry. 384 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,520 ALL: Sorry. 385 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,680 Double jinx! No talking, I have something to say. 386 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,920 OK, I have nits but I am taking the precautions needed, 387 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,720 to get rid of them. OK? 388 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,800 But it's not my fault and there's nothing to be ashamed of. 389 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,920 OK, nits happen, the best thing we can do is just be honest 390 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,240 with each other and get rid of them, as soon as possible, OK? 391 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,320 Let's be a little kinder to each other. 392 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,320 Hm? 393 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,960 Yeah, OK. 394 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,040 Heather and Ivy's mum, I release you from your jinx. 395 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,560 What the hell is a jinx? 396 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,680 What, is it Karma's sister? 397 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,880 No, it's some game that Jess played as a kid 398 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,200 that no one else has heard of. 399 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,240 Tsk. 400 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,320 Hey, I'll just... 401 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,480 (WHISPERING) Jinx. Everyone played jinx. 402 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,480 The parents have been called and will pick the girls up soon. 403 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,760 Great. Mm-hm. 404 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,000 And Crazy Hair Day's been postponed. 405 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,160 It's probably for the best. 406 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,480 I'm really sorry about the party. 407 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,240 You honestly didn't miss much. 408 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,240 One kid, literally, screamed for ice cream. 409 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,760 Hug? 410 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,440 From the neck down. 411 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,840 Captioned by Ai-Media ai-media. tv