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Highest five.

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Whaa.

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Ohh, you are my speed demon!

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Is that what you're wearing today?

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Yes?

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Are you not going to support your
child by wearing his house colours?

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Are house colours a big
thing on Athletics Day?

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Go Kahurangi!

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Gooo...

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Ah, is Ryan looking
forward to racing?

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Um, sadly his enthusiasm
doesn't match his speed.

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You're so lucky.

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Failing at sports can be an amazing

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character building
experience for a child.

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Good.

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Go Kahurangi!

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Sometimes I wish Cinnamon
was less exceptional at athletics

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but sadly her trainer
assures me that she...

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You can't sit here.

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Who are you?

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We're the
Junior Fundraising Committee.

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Who are you?

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We're the
Senior Fundraising Committee.

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Morena Jenny.

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Morena Hine.

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Did you hear that we're doing
a fundraising coffee cart?

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That is such a cute idea.

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We're doing a juice bar.

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Boring and healthy,

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and not technically dealing
drugs at a school.

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Beth's right.

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Coffee's not a drug.

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You just drink it to feel good
'cause you don't.

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Is that what you're wearing today?

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I'm new.

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She's new.

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So, are you fundraising
the $150,000 with us?

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We're only doing half, and our 75K
goes to the senior school.

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That's why we're
the Senior Fundraising Committee.

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That's us.

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Well that's good news, right?

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It would have been nice to know.

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Ah-mm, I put it on the intranet

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which clearly you don't know
how to access.

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I vaguely remember what it's
like being a junior mum,

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your gonna make so many mistakes.

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We're actually doing pretty well.

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You must fundraise
better than you dress.

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We've only raised 68K,
it's so embarrassing.

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How much have you raised?
We don't have the numbers on hand.

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Oh, I do.

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No, I don't think that you do, Hine.

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Those senior fundraisers
are so mean.

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They think they rule the school.

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Just 'cause their kids can
tie their own shoelaces.

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Our coffee cart is a great idea

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and we're going to make
a million dollars.

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You go girl.

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I'm already gone.

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Hi. Hi.

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What can we get you?

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Do you know where the juice bar is?

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No. It's just...

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Is that what you're wearing?

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Jaden, where are your shoes?

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Ohh, you look exhausted from being
rushed off your feet.

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You're not too tired to enter
the Mums' race, I hope?

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I probably shouldn't, it
wouldn't be fair.

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Are you saying you can beat Tessa?

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Who's Tessa?

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Oh yeah, I could totally beat Tessa.

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Yeah, I bet my friend is
faster than your friend.

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Tessa has won the Mums' race
for the past five years.

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Except the year she had the twins.

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Rachel and Hunter.

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Yeah well,
I was the Lower North Island

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under-12 sprint champion 1996.

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Really? Really?

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OK, let's make this interesting.

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Losing fundraising mums clean
up at the end of the day?

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Well we're running
a zero-waste juice bar

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but we'll clean up your
unsustainable practices

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if Tessa loses.

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Which I won't.

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Well...

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Hoo!

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Ssss, it's hot today.

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Ohmm.

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I love it how you've kept it
simple by not selling iced coffees.

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Iced-coffees. Geniuses...

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So help me, you better be fast.

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Oh, I've got the skills
to pay the bills.

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Hey, Hine are you doing
your usual this year?

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Oh, ae... ae.

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OK.

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Ah, excuse me.

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Are you gonna go watch
Braxton's race?

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Yeah...

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..that's exactly what I'm off to do.

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On your marks, get set, go!

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Ryan, it's your race!

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What are these?

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I made it for you so we can match.

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Oh, what, thank you,
my beautiful boy.

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OK, well remember today,

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it's not about being the best,
it's just about doing your best.

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Thank you.
But I'll probably win.

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Morning Heather.

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Hi.

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Now are you selling iced chocolate?

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Hot chocolate is much
better for you.

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I lived on those when I was
pregnant with Cinnamon.

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Oh, Cinnamon? Mm.

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That's a beautiful name.

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I know.

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I wanted something unique.

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Now is that Cinnamon
with an S or a C?

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With a C?

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Cinnamon with a C's going
on the baby name list.

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You don't mind, do you?

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Well I can't stop you.

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Oh, fantastic.

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Do you know what I think I'll leave
it and we'll just go get a juice.

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Come on, Raiki.

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On your marks, get set, go!

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Woo, go Ryan!

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Ohh.

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Sometimes super speed
skips a generation.

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But he's really good
at colouring in.

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Managed to... Made me this.

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I see you've made an effort.

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Ryan made it for me.

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I thought it was a bit neat for you.

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How did he go?

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He participated
with the best of them.

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But I didn't have the
heart to tell him

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a lot of kids
are going to lose today.

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Apart from Cinnamon, obviously.

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Can you believe that Karma's Mum
wants to steal her name.

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No.

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But she can't do that.

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That's against mum-code.

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You're damn right it is.

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Oh, don't fill up on dairy,
you need to beat Tessa.

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Oh, yeah, I forgot.

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I haven't run since I went
into retirement.

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Congratulations Zinzan Hicks,
winner of the under 9's high jump.

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Do you guys do iced coffees?

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No.

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OK, um, is Hine around?

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She'll be back soon,

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but can I interest you in a
delicious warm coffee?

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No thanks, um, can you just tell her
I'm looking for her please.

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Is that what you're wearing today?

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Hey, you don't think that Hine's
doing something...

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..illegal?

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I just... I saw her take money
from a mum just before.

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She's just fundraising though.
Right?

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Yeah, yeah.

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She's definitely not selling drugs

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like the senior fundraisers
said she was.

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Thank you.

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Oh my god, Hine is Mrs Asia.

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Alright kids, let's go, one more.

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Oh, Cinnamon's about
to win her race.

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Kia ora, Hine.

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Sara's Dad.

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I'll take ten bucks on Luna
to win the under 7's sprints.

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I thought your daughter
was in that race?

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Yeah, she is but
she had a sleepover last night,

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not really in peak condish.

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Mm.

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Hine Hicks, are you taking bets
on a primary school Athletics Day?

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Yup.

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Ah, that's way better than drugs.

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Are you taking bets
on the Mums' race?

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Well, I am now.

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All proceeds
go to junior fundraising.

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Less a small wine fee
for the administrator.

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Run you're own race, Cinnamon!

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She's so fast.

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Even with such a long, heavy name.

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You know what's a great name?
What?

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Maia. Umm, mmm, no.

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No, you're right. Maia sucks.

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You know, I think that Cinnamon

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is the most unique name
I've ever heard.

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You do know what unique means,
right?

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Well Unique was on our list of names

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but there's already two
at this school so I'm...

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If I'm totally honest,
I regret calling her Cinnamon.

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The Spice Girl gags are brutal.

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I didn't think of that.

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I love the Spice Girls!

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Baby!

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00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,680
Hey, Jess. Yeah?

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Would you mind grabbing
my juice for me?

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Sure.

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00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,640
Here you go. What was that?

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What? Is that how you run?

201
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Yeah?

202
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,760
Ooh...

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Junior mum!

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At this rate we'll raise
enough money

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to rebuild the school
pool by the end of the day.

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00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,720
Hey, could we please have

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some of your unused cash bags
since you're not going to need them.

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00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,000
Sure, we're more EFTPOS
based anyway.

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00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,000
I hope your friend won't be too
embarrassed when she loses.

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I mean judging by her outfit,

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she doesn't seem to feel shame,
but you never know.

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00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,920
She won a regional sprinting
competition,

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00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,600
so I think she'll be fine.

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00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:06,640
Mm, lucky our bet's
so insignificant.

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00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,520
OK, let's make it
more interesting then.

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00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,960
The winner takes the profits of
the coffee cart and the juice bar.

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00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,760
You're on.

218
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,080
Like Donkey flippin' Kong.

219
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,160
Those senior mums are so smug.

220
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Oh, yeah, just 'cause their kids
can do fractions.

221
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,520
What's wrong with you?

222
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,600
Watch this.

223
00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:31,640
Jess? Yeah?

224
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,200
Why don't you run over
to the friendship bench

225
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,880
and I'll time you. OK!

226
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,440
Go!

227
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,960
What the hell is that?

228
00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,280
Ahh? Yeah!

229
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,720
Oh no.

230
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,320
How was that?

231
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,880
Real quick. Yeah?

232
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Yeah.

233
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,480
Are you puffed after that?

234
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,760
Oh yeah, well I haven't ran
competitively since '96.

235
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,320
But they say you never lose it.

236
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,440
You retired in the 90s?

237
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,360
Oh yeah, Mum said I had to,

238
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,320
she said my super speed wasn't
fair to the other girls.

239
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,160
But you won a regional title?

240
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,280
You know, funnily enough I don't
even remember winning.

241
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,320
Mum said I blacked out 'cause
I was running so fast.

242
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,800
Uh.

243
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,640
Next minute,
I woke up in the hospital,

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00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,880
gold medal and a letter
from the mayor.

245
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:21,960
Oh no.

246
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,440
Come to think of it,

247
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his writing was a lot
like the Tooth Fairy's.

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00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,600
Jessica!

249
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And the medal was chocolate.

250
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,400
Go on, go!

251
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:43,600
Congratulations Taika Hicks,
winner of the under-10 boys' discus.

252
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:51,080
Ten-year-old Jessica Knight
faints at local sports day.

253
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,520
Her mother blames El Nino.

254
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,920
Well that explains why
I never went to nationals.

255
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This is not ideal.

256
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,960
It doesn't matter,
the bet was just for the clean up.

257
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,200
Well it used to be,
and now it's not...

258
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,240
Heather?

259
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,880
What did you do?

260
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,120
I bet the coffee cart profits.
What?

261
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,160
And now we're gonna lose our money

262
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,920
because your stupid
mum loved you so much

263
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she lied about your super speed.

264
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,400
Well you're gonna have to go and
change that stupid bet, young lady.

265
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,360
You know that I was just joking
about that bet, right?

266
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,760
Ohh, really? You don't seem like a
funny person to me.

267
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,600
Oh, she's freakin' hilarious.

268
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,800
Is this because you found out
about Tessa's Commonwealth medal?

269
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:40,840
Her what?

270
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,520
Oh, it's just a bronze in rowing.

271
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,920
Well we're not racing in boats
so it's kind of irrelevant.

272
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,440
I like this bet.

273
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,200
I think we're gonna stick with it.

274
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,440
Then I volunteer as tribute.

275
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,720
You what?

276
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,520
Oh that's just from the very popular
Hunger Games franchise,

277
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,240
which means she'll race for me.

278
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,720
No, the bet was Jess versus Tessa.

279
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,280
You can run in the race,
but Jess has to win it.

280
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,160
Seriously? Listen lady,

281
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,680
I have been thanklessly
fundraising for this school

282
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,240
for the past six years
and I am sick of it.

283
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,200
Your profits will get us
to our goal quicker

284
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,040
and we can put a stop
to this madness,

285
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,400
and the endless,
endless reply-all emails.

286
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,880
Whoa.

287
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:40,040
Congratulations Braxton Hicks,
winner of the under-7 shot put.

288
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,400
So, we've got six minutes to turn
Jess into an amazing athlete.

289
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,080
Since we're not magic,
let's think laterally.

290
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,840
I could shorten the course?

291
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,200
The less she has to run the better.

292
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,800
And I could have a talk
to the other mothers.

293
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,480
See if they'll be happy to take
a dive for the greater good?

294
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,040
That would improve our odds.

295
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,480
Jess, you need to get
into Tessa's head.

296
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,280
Wait, you mean like psych her out?

297
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,120
You need to harness your inner me.

298
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,480
Could the owner
of a pair of blue shoes

299
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,320
please pick them
up from lost property.

300
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,560
Jaden!

301
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,640
There are three key ways
to psych out another mum.

302
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,840
OK. One -

303
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,600
the back-handed compliment...

304
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,200
Your child is so smart,
for a member of your family.

305
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,240
Ohh.

306
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,880
Wait, you said that to me last week?

307
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,280
And you let me take
the last clean futsal uniform.

308
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,240
You're like a Jedi,
but not from those weird prequels.

309
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,520
The second way to psych her
out is to maintain eye contact.

310
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,280
Never be the first to look away.

311
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,440
Can I blink?

312
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,160
It burns. Let's move on.

313
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,360
Finally, ABS.

314
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,400
Oh, I've never had abs.

315
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,600
No, A B S.

316
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,800
Always Be Smiling...

317
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,400
like you've got nothing
to worry about.

318
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,080
I've got a lot to worry about.

319
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,640
Our future as fundraisers
depends on what you do

320
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,240
in the next five minutes,
so for god's sake relax!

321
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,000
Suck your tummy in.

322
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,320
I just had a baby.

323
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,760
Five years ago.

324
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,840
Now go get 'em tiger. Go on!

325
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,920
Oh, Cinnamon's there.

326
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,920
Oh, hey.

327
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,600
Hi?

328
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,800
Good luck for today,
not that you need it.

329
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,400
'cause your legs are so fat.

330
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,320
Excuse me?

331
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,480
Fast, I said you look fast,
for a mum.

332
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,520
Are you trying to psych me out?

333
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,760
Is it working, heavy legs?

334
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,920
No.

335
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,920
You've got kids
in the junior school,

336
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,040
if we win we get more
fundraising money.

337
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,200
Sorry, that senior mum
already asked us

338
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,360
to trip Jess up in exchange
for free juice.

339
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,160
And we already drank the juice.

340
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,520
No way?

341
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,920
Way.

342
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,840
Could all the entrants
for the Mums' race

343
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,120
please gather at the start line

344
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,680
and remember,
your children are watching.

345
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,360
They're gonna cheat.

346
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,800
They bribed the other mums
to take Jess out of the race.

347
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,240
But we were gonna cheat.

348
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,600
Did you offer them free coffee?

349
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,760
Yes but the seniors already
gave them free juice.

350
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,400
Ahhh, I really dislike those ladies.

351
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,680
We have to warn Jess.
Leave it to me.

352
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,440
Is that what you're wearing today?
Yes! Yes!

353
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,760
It's nice.

354
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,240
Brings out the whites of your eyes.

355
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,200
You don't have to be the best,
just do your best!

356
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,880
On your marks...

357
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,640
Jess!

358
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,680
Jess!

359
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,080
Get set... Jess!

360
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,080
I know, I can do it.
No, no you can't do it.

361
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,320
Go!

362
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,080
Tessa!

363
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,120
Faster!

364
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,480
Go, Tessa!

365
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,880
Faster! Go mum!

366
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,680
Go mum! Go mum!

367
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,480
Come on!

368
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:51,360
♪ Can I hear your words
that you say so gracefully

369
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,280
♪ Find a clay drenched in sunlight
we can make... ♪

370
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,080
KIDS: Go mum!

371
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,960
Are you OK?

372
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,160
Yes, luckily I have an amazing core.

373
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,560
Are you OK? Yeah, ah, yeah...

374
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,480
It was a good race, mum.
Oh, thanks.

375
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,920
I don't care that you came last.
Neither.

376
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,360
Don't even care...

377
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,840
..yes.

378
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,360
That's my boy.

379
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,680
Heather, who was that amazing mum?

380
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,320
Oh, that's my friend Jess.

381
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,160
Jess.

382
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,480
It's unique, it's short for...

383
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,640
Jessterday and I'd never met
one of those until quite recently.

384
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,400
Jessterday Shroomslap.

385
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,280
It's perfect. Oh, thank you!

386
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,160
Come on.

387
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,840
Your girl lost. Yes.

388
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,200
You owe me your profits.

389
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,440
Well, the jokes on you,
we only made $21.

390
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,200
And it all goes to the school

391
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,680
whether or not it
came from you or us.

392
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,640
My kids will be here
for six long years

393
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,320
to swim in the rewards
of your fundraising efforts.

394
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,240
And the pool.

395
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,160
So thanks for all your hard work,

396
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,160
they'll be enjoying
that while your kids get pimples,

397
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,920
experiment with social media
and break your spirit.

398
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,560
Well played.

399
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,960
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