1 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,720 Flying bag! Watcha! 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,520 OK, have a good day concentrating on your writing skills. 3 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,000 I will! 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,760 Hey, can I just have a really quick, totally relaxed, mum word with you? 5 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:19,800 Parents behind the line. 6 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:25,720 Ryan said that everyone else has their pen licence but him. 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:26,960 That's right. 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,240 Can I ask why? 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,680 He hasn't earned it yet. Right. 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,560 Yeah, I'm not worried. 11 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,120 I mean, what's there to be worried about? 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,200 It's no one's fault. He's a good kid, I'm a good mum. 13 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,440 Does this look like the face of a worried mum? 14 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,040 Yes. 15 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,160 Bye sweetheart. 16 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,480 Has Cinnamon got her pen licence? 17 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,280 Oh yeah, she was the first in Year One to get it. 18 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,000 Cinnamon has the fine motor skills of a nine-year-old. 19 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,760 She did a lot of tummy time. 20 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,640 Ryan's still waiting on his. 21 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,640 Oh. What writing group is he in? 22 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,360 Clever Kiwi? 23 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,360 Oh. Well, he's a good little drawer. 24 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,920 Hi! 25 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,240 What writing group is Braxton in? Brainy Bats. 26 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:22,000 Well, is brainy better than clever? Why don't they rank kids clearly? 27 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,360 I think to stop parents doing what you're doing now. 28 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,840 Is this Room 11? 29 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,320 No? 30 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,440 Miss Love told me to take this to Room 11. 31 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,720 OK, this is the office. 32 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,440 Room 11 is a classroom. 33 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,480 Yeah? 34 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,080 Out the front door to the left, next to Room 12. 35 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,880 It's got a big number 11 on the door. 36 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,360 Thanks! 37 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,960 No, your other left! 38 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,720 Yes, that way. 39 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,800 I mean, am I not doing enough as a parent? 40 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,080 Mm, the evidence does suggest that. 41 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,080 I wouldn't worry about it. 42 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,280 I would. 43 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,000 What are the other kids writing like? 44 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,200 Um... 45 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,480 Know your competition, Jess. 46 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,720 Why do you think I follow all those boring Room 1 mums on Instagram? 47 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,920 I'm gathering information. 48 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 No offense, Hine. None taken. 49 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,840 You need intel. 50 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,840 You need to chill out. 51 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,840 Volunteer in his class and snoop around. 52 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,160 You can do that? 53 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,480 Yeah! 54 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,760 Teachers are overworked and underpaid, 55 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:39,240 and as parents it's our job to take advantage of that. 56 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:54,800 Fine. 57 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,760 You can glue art into art books, 58 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,640 do not read anything into this, we are not bonding. 59 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,320 Working quietly. 60 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,280 We have a parent helper in, 61 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:25,480 so let's show her our very best Room 2 behaviour, please. 62 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,920 Nice and quiet. 63 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,040 If there are any shenanigans I will separate you two. 64 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,840 BOTH: Yes, Miss Love. 65 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,840 Alright, Room 2, 66 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,920 pens and pencil out. 67 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,600 Maths quiz, it's new questions today so listen carefully. 68 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,920 Three plus two, equals? 69 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,600 Eyes on your own work. Sorry, Miss Love. 70 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,000 Eight minus one, equals? 71 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,680 And, extras for experts... 72 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,040 ..seven times seven plus one. 73 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,800 Everyone doing their own work please. 74 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,880 How'd you go? Great, yeah. 75 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,720 Oh, his artwork is so good. 76 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,680 His pizza aliens, they really look like pizza aliens. 77 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,320 But no pen licence yet? No, no. 78 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,800 I'm the last person to create unnecessary parental stress 79 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,840 but there was a mother last year 80 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,720 whose son never got his P.L. 81 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,960 And? 82 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,560 He's repeating year one. 83 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,880 Oh god, that's so embarrassing. 84 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,720 I mean, if that's what that child needs we should be nothing 85 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,520 but supportive. Oh, no judgement, 86 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,880 but she's not a very good parent. 87 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,640 He has unlimited screen time. 88 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,440 If I was you I would do anything 89 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,600 to get that pen licence. 90 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,040 Anything? 91 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,320 That's what I said. 92 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,520 How was your day? I've got homework. 93 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,080 I can help you... 94 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,800 ..'cause mum will do anything to get you that pen licence. 95 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,760 Malo e lelei, Kate Shepherds and Shepherdesses, 96 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,200 a reminder that Kapa Haka is cancelled today 97 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,200 due to a school-wide poi shortage. 98 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,400 Here's your homework. 99 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,640 It looks different. 100 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,680 Oh, yeah, no you just haven't seen it for a while, 101 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,760 so you can't remember what it looks like. 102 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,480 It's longer. 103 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,680 Yeah, but it's definitely your work. Definitely. 104 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,480 Just with a better ending and superior letter construction. 105 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,800 I took your advice. 106 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,400 Finally. What did you do? 107 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,960 I helped Ryan with his homework. 108 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,280 You encouraged him to love to learn? 109 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,720 Yes. 110 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:52,920 And I did it for him. 111 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Oh, Jess. 112 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,240 Heather said I should! No, that's not what I said. 113 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,000 Yeah, you said I should do anything. 114 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,240 That doesn't sound like me. 115 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,840 No, you inferred that he would repeat Year One if I didn't. 116 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:07,120 I meant play Mozart, use flash cards, 117 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,040 intimidate teachers into giving well-deserved advantages. 118 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,880 Bet you wish you'd listened to me now. 119 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,080 Mr Coxhead wants to see... 120 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,760 ..Yes? 121 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,640 Ah, Jesa-sa? Jessa? 122 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,840 Jesus? Oh, Jess? 123 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,800 Ohhh! 124 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,400 OK, ask Miss Love to sign that and bring it back. 125 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,720 It's a push, love. 126 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,760 You used it probably like five seconds ago coming in. Push. 127 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,600 There you go. 128 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,600 Am I in trouble? 129 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,640 At Kate Sheppard, no one's ever in trouble, 130 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,600 they're just in an opportunity to learn. 131 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,600 Actually, this is about Ryan. 132 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,360 As a single mother it's really hard to find time 133 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,360 to concentrate on his fine motor skills. 134 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,800 He did really well in the maths quiz yesterday, 135 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,200 and his writing... 136 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,560 Oh yeah, you liked that? 137 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:24,920 Great ending. 138 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,200 Yeah, well the trick is to learn a lesson and keep it simple. 139 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,280 Sorry I'm late, PVA ingestion situation. 140 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:36,080 This is Livia, she curates the gifted class at Kate Sheppard. 141 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,680 Hi. 142 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,200 You think Ryan's gifted? 143 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,040 Oh, thanks love. 144 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,920 You're welcome, love. 145 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,160 You're very polite. You too. 146 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:57,960 Have a nice day. 147 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,840 Your classroom's the other way! 148 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,920 Push. 149 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,880 There you go. 150 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,280 I've seen your child's recent output 151 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,200 and I'd like to invite you to tour our gifted facility. 152 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,960 Oh, look, to be honest, I really don't... 153 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:22,280 Our course focuses on fine motor skills, science 154 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,040 and outshining the other classes. 155 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,080 Tell me more. 156 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,120 Ryan's been offered a spot in the gifted habitat? 157 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,480 Well it's just a tour, which we'll take out of courtesy 158 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,480 and then politely decline. 159 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:41,680 Since he's only there 160 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,360 because you did his homework for him? 161 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,640 Do you think that means I'm gifted? BOTH: No. 162 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,960 Cinnamon is more gifted than Ryan. 163 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,920 No offense. Some taken. 164 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,040 Braxton does good impersonations. 165 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,600 He does a great Heather. 166 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,440 "Don't eat sugar 'cause it'll make you bad at maths." 167 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,600 They did a study. 168 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,320 Excuse me ladies. Don't talk to Phil. 169 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,640 I need to talk to Phil. 170 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,760 Braxton nails her storming-out face. 171 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,920 Is my poi in lost property? 172 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,520 Did you lose it on the roof again? 173 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,640 That's the third time this week. 174 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,520 Aren't you in the gifted habitat? 175 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,600 Yeah? Alright, I'll ask Freddy to help you. 176 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,040 He loves constantly getting things off the school roof. 177 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,360 Jeepers. 178 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,000 ♪ A... 179 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,640 ♪ E... 180 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,080 ♪ I... 181 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,200 ♪ O, U... (Piko) 182 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,480 ♪ Piko, piko, piko... ♪ 183 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,200 Cinnamon forgot her art homework. 184 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,880 Which is so unlike her as she has an almost photographic memory. 185 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,560 Is this really her work? 186 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:03,720 Yes. 187 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,360 She just turned 6. 188 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,040 Clearly an early bloomer. 189 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,800 This is what Cinnamon drew yesterday. 190 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,880 An early and fast bloomer. 191 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,120 You don't have any issue with these two 192 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,040 being from the same artist within a 24 hour time frame? 193 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,040 Children can have dramatic leaps in their learning. 194 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,720 You must be so embarrassed that you didn't know that. 195 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,000 Cinnamon is a very talented girl. 196 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,280 I would say gifted, wouldn't you? 197 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,400 Cinnamon is a very talented girl. 198 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,720 Gifted girl. 199 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,120 Gifted is a big leap from talented. 200 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,720 What's it gonna take Phil? 201 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,120 I promised not to go on another field trip all year 202 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,520 if he let me do the tour. 203 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,880 'Cause you yelled at those kids on the bus last time? 204 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,360 The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish, 205 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,240 not swish, swash, swish. 206 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,640 I thought you were against cheating? 207 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,280 It's not cheating to give my female daughter the same opportunities 208 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,600 as the patriarchy. 209 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,080 If we can get a girl in 'The Wiggles' 210 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,840 we can get my girl in the gifted habitat. 211 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,840 Let's just agree we're both terrible parents. 212 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,120 I agree to no such thing. 213 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,600 Hey? 214 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,080 Phil said I should come, 215 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,000 since Braxton and Cinnamon are on the same level. 216 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,200 Brainy-wise. 217 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,880 Welcome to the Gifted Habitat. 218 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,960 Featuring state of the art technology, 219 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:42,160 a teacher ratio of five to one and a 99% success rate 220 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,000 for early admissions to Intermediate. 221 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,680 I feel like the colours are brighter in here? 222 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,520 It's a special UV light. Not a lot of people notice that. 223 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,640 Well, I am an artist by trade so... 224 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,160 I loved that eczema pamphlet you designed. 225 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,560 Thank you. 226 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:02,440 Well I was really inspired by Francis Bacon's early work. 227 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,640 Well the children are currently all at their daily music lessons 228 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,200 so it is a good time to... 229 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:14,840 To what? 230 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,320 Shh. 231 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,720 Freeze. 232 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,920 Is that your text alert? 233 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Like a ghost school bell? 234 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,080 Or quite a slow cow? 235 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,520 Shh. 236 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,680 And unfreeze. 237 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,960 We practice mindfulness, so pause every twenty minutes, 238 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,160 just to breathe. 239 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,240 Oh, wow. Wow. 240 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,680 Do the kids still get to play? 241 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:44,160 The breaks are slightly shorter but they are less frequent. 242 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,520 I'm out. 243 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,200 Hine! 244 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,560 Would you like to explore the celebration of achievement nook? 245 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,600 BOTH: Yes please. 246 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,440 I'll leave you to it. Oh. 247 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,080 Is it bad that I want Ryan and Cinnamon to be in this class? 248 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,240 No. 249 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,960 Even if they're not technically gifted? 250 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,760 They have been gifted with excellent mothers. 251 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,360 And studies show that if a child believes they're smart 252 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,600 they'll do better at school. 253 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,000 So, we're actually helping them by lying about their talents? 254 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,040 It's not lying, it's positive truth massage. 255 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,440 That's what parenting is. 256 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,640 It's not taking another kid's spot? 257 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,640 What? A child that's gifted and therefore will probably be fine? 258 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,960 Oh, you're a gifted parent. 259 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,280 I get that a lot. 260 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,640 Don't touch. 261 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,040 Congratulations. 262 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,280 A gifted child is often the result of genetics 263 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,840 and/or exceptional parenting. 264 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,600 Thank you so much, no one has ever said that bef... 265 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,320 Shh... bing ding dong. 266 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,960 As part of the course we use an app to keep the parents updated 24/7. 267 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,240 Finally. 268 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,560 So does that mean that I could see that he's improving in like writing, 269 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,160 for example but for no specific reason? 270 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,360 Everyone can see. 271 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,400 Everyone? 272 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,000 We have a transparency policy. All grades are public. 273 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,480 It encourages healthy competition and weeds out the underachievers. 274 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,360 So everyone can see her marks before I intervene and correct them? 275 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,240 Yes. Also, every child plays an instrument, 276 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,720 in Year One it's the recorder. 277 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,880 Oh. 278 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,720 INTERCOM: A reminder for all students to bring plastic bags, 279 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,440 wool and a gold coin for the poi making fundraiser 280 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,000 tomorrow in the library. 281 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,080 There's not a lot of art up? 282 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,640 We like to focus on the more important things. 283 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,840 Now, I just need to get their year's worth of grades 284 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,560 and then we can start on a goal pyramid. 285 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,200 Well, ah, we can get that entirely 286 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,040 accurate documentation for you. Right? 287 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,560 No need, I can access it all here. 288 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,400 But should you? Sorry? 289 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,440 Spider! Sorry? 290 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,840 Gone now. 291 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,560 OK. 292 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,480 Right. 293 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,720 Ryan doesn't have a pen licence? 294 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,240 How would you define 'have'? 295 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,360 Then yes it's true, Ryan doesn't have his pen licence 296 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,480 but he's such a good drawer. 297 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,800 OK, this is not an art class it's a smart class. 298 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,800 Oh, judgmental much. 299 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,000 Excuse me? Well, no excuse me. 300 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,200 It's just you're coming off quite elitist 301 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,560 and I don't know if I want my child to be taught by someone 302 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,360 who doesn't appreciate all children. 303 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,640 Oh, I definitely was not going to offer you a place. 304 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,000 You're clearly not Gifted Habitat material. 305 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,120 Excuse me, no one disses my friend but me. 306 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,920 And I only do it to encourage her. 307 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:53,000 Ryan is kind and funny and he never smells weird. 308 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,440 Jess is doing a great job. Thank you. 309 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,160 And if you don't want Ryan then you can't have Cinnamon. 310 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,120 So there's no point in looking up her marks, 311 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,240 but know that she would be an asset 312 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,760 because Heather is the best at 'mumming'. 313 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,920 Mumming isn't even a word. 314 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,960 Hey. 315 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:32,080 Hey, so I decided not to enrol Ryan in the gifted program. 316 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,480 Oh, ka pai. 317 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,080 Well actually, they turned him down but I was like, 318 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,760 "Well if you don't want him, you can't have him." 319 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,120 You're doing a good job, he's a nice kid. 320 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,560 Thanks. 321 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,760 Braxton's pretty sweet too. 322 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,920 Yeah. He's very good at bubble baths. 323 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,840 Oh, I bet. Yeah. 324 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,800 Where's Heather? 325 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,760 I'd like to thank you for the offer of the gifted class 326 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,960 but I've decided to decline. 327 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,640 But you made me? 328 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,200 Well that's neither here nor there. 329 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,800 The only reason is that they learn the recorder 330 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,240 and I will not have that instrument of torture in my house. 331 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,280 Cinnamon's very smart. 332 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,960 She's an excellent negotiator. 333 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,000 She is? 334 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,800 I gave her a gold star for her Weta Inquiry Project 335 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,920 and she argued me up to three gold stars and a rainbow. 336 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,920 That's my girl. 337 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,040 You're a good teacher, Phil. 338 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,720 And you're a very complicated parent. 339 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,640 Thank you. 340 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,000 And obviously, this makes our deal null and void 341 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,840 so I'll be coming on every school trip this year. 342 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,800 Watcha! Alright, go play in the playground, 343 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,080 and know that I love you just as you are. 344 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,600 I helped Ryan with his maths test yesterday. 345 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,120 I know. 346 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,640 And his writing homework. 347 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,520 I liked your ending. 348 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,760 Thank you. 349 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,440 Why did you let me go on the gifted tour if he didn't deserve it? 350 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,440 We learn more from our mistakes than our successes, don't you think? 351 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,040 Ryan wrote a new story today. 352 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,000 My mum is my hero. 353 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,120 Nice clear voice. 354 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,560 "My mum is my hero. 355 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,800 "She is good at drawing and pizza 356 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,480 "and she never gives up. 357 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:03,320 "When I grow up I want to be good at drawing and pizza 358 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,000 "and never give oop." 359 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:11,040 His writing's not great but he's on track to get his licence soon. 360 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,520 Thank you. 361 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,320 You're good at making pizza? 362 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,920 Oh no, no, no. 363 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,160 Good at eating it. 364 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,400 Oh, I'm so not worried about him getting his pen licence anymore. 365 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,160 He will figure it out. 366 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,000 I'm not worried about Cinnamon, she's as amazing 367 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,760 as I constantly tell her she is. 368 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,000 I was never worried about Braxton 369 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,240 but I'll agree for the sake of symmetry. 370 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,600 Thank you for sticking up for me today. 371 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,560 No one is mean to my friend but me. 372 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,600 Captioned by Ai-Media ai-media. tv