1
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Did you have fun at the disco,
Zee-kai?

2
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I'm not Zee-kai, I'm Luana.

3
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I think that's mine.

4
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Sorry. Yeah.

5
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What have I told you
about hanging out with strangers?

6
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Look at this one,
I mean she's so cute.

7
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Are you OK?

8
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Sounds like someone
has a guilty conscience.

9
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OK kids, party's over,
time to go home.

10
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Thank god that's over.

11
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I'm calling it a success.

12
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No thanks to your pranks.

13
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Hey, that kid had already
wet his pants

14
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before I yelled boo at him.

15
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Are you OK? You tell me?

16
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I'm gonna go with no.

17
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'Cause you've been weird
all evening.

18
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It's just, it would help if I knew
what I'd done to upset you?

19
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Well, I'm disappointed
that you don't know

20
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but I need time
to process my trauma.

21
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Oh my god.

22
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Is Ryan's mum here?

23
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I'm Ryan's mum, Jess.

24
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But Ryan's not here, he's at Hine's

25
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while I help the volunteer
parent clean up crew.

26
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Good turnout.

27
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Well, your son offered to look after
Ratchie McClaw this weekend.

28
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What, how am I supposed to
look after the Room 2 rat?

29
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Google it.

30
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You're just lucky we don't have
the school deer anymore.

31
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Buck Shelford was a real handful.

32
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I'll clear these shall I?

33
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Hello.

34
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Oh look, Hine?

35
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Oh no, no it's OK,
I can see him from here.

36
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I'm sure he's more scared of you
than you are of him.

37
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Especially when
you're dressed like that.

38
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Hello.

39
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Hine, would you tell Jess to put
that rat down and help tidy up.

40
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Jess, can you um...

41
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How much longer are you going to be
mysteriously mad at me?

42
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As long as it takes.

43
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Uh, Jess? Yeah?

44
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Why is the cage door open?

45
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Ratchie?

46
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Ratchie?

47
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Ratchie?

48
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Here boy.

49
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Ratchie?

50
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It's not a dog.

51
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It's big enough to be a dog.

52
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He can't get far,
his legs are mostly feet.

53
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Buy a new one and let's just
be done with it.

54
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Do you know how expensive rats are?

55
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Get one from the SPCA?

56
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Do I have to do everything
around here?

57
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Let's calmly shut all the exits.

58
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Jess, get the kitchenette door.

59
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I'll get the front door.

60
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He's pretty big,
he shouldn't be too hard to find.

61
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Well, that may complicate matters.

62
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(FART)

63
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Oh, Hine was that you?

64
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Perhaps.

65
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I'll get the lights.

66
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The doors are the priority.

67
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I'll stay here
and guard the furniture.

68
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Oh, oh, oh.

69
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That wasn't me.

70
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I assume you forgot to tell Freddy
to turn off the timer

71
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for the lights?

72
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(FLIPS SWITCH ON AND OFF)

73
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They can't be switched back on.

74
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You're just lucky that a
Wahine Wanderer is always prepared.

75
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Woah.

76
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Even to help
people that don't deserve it.

77
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I found a rat on Trade Me.

78
00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,480
"As is" condition, $8 buy now?

79
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I'm perfectly capable
of finding this one.

80
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(SCREAMS)

81
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You forgot to shut the kitchen door?

82
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Put it on your watch list, Hine.

83
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Thanks.

84
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Do you think he would prefer
a cameo creme spider

85
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or a humorously shaped
banana ghost?

86
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I don't think rats
have novelty snack preferences.

87
00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,200
Well, I'm building him a treat trail

88
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to Hansel and Gretel him
back into his cage.

89
00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,800
Well, do you have a better idea?

90
00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,920
Siri, search how to build a rat trap

91
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that's better than
whatever Jess is doing.

92
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SIRI: Hello Heather,
I have found a rat trap

93
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that is better than whatever
Jess is doing.

94
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Are you ever gonna not be
angry with me?

95
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I'm not angry with you,
I'm just disappointed.

96
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Oh, that's worse.

97
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It's working, my plan is working.

98
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Oh, he's fast.

99
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(SQUEALS)

100
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Great, now we have to catch a rat
that's powered by a sugar high.

101
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Nice work, Jess.

102
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Where'd he go, where'd he go?

103
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Towards the dark and scary toilets.

104
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Great, you didn't shut
that door either?

105
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Mum always said
I was born in a tent.

106
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I was born in a caravan.

107
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Are you coming?

108
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No.

109
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OK, well we'll just leave you alone
in the dark creepy hall then.

110
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Wait!

111
00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,120
(MAKES KISSING SOUNDS)

112
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I'm not saying that I need an
apology, just that it would be nice.

113
00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,880
I thought we were friends?
We are.

114
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MFFs forever.

115
00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:13,960
Oh, I know what I did,
I want to apologize.

116
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Thank you.

117
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It was thoughtless and you have
every right to be disappointed.

118
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I do.

119
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Yeah, that thing that I did was,
so not cool.

120
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Care to be a bit more specific?

121
00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,920
I don't want to go
into the gory details.

122
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I'd love to go over it
in very fine detail.

123
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The details, Jess, do the details!

124
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She can't, because
what Jess has done

125
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is given me a "husband apology".

126
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A husband apology?

127
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She's done something wrong,
she doesn't know what it is

128
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she thinks giving me a generic
apology will make it all better

129
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and I'll let her go to Frisbee golf.

130
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Is it because I put fruit
at the end of the fruit kebabs

131
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and not in the middle,
giving kids sugar

132
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without earning it through fruit?

133
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Think bigger.

134
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Damn he likes to run.

135
00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,520
He's gone out to the PE shed!

136
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There's nothing to be scared of.

137
00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,680
(GROWLING) Werewolves!

138
00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,800
ALL: Werewolves!

139
00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,520
No, that was my text alert.

140
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Oh, it's very Halloweeny.

141
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You said weenie.

142
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My husband says the kids are fine.
OK.

143
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(CHAINSAW SOUND)

144
00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,520
How many scary text alerts
have you got?

145
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That wasn't me.

146
00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,000
(SCREAMS)

147
00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,440
(SCREAMS)

148
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Sorry, did I scare you guys?

149
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Yes! Yes!

150
00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:52,880
No.

151
00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,000
Oh, it's just Freddy.

152
00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,080
Not Freddy Krueger,
the burns victim,

153
00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,280
it's um, Freddy the Caretaker.

154
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Thanks for the clarification.

155
00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,520
Yeah, sorry I was just putting away
my leaf-blower 3000

156
00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,840
before I go to the Staff
Halloween Party.

157
00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:05,880
Ahh.

158
00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,360
Hold on.

159
00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,520
Mums aren't allowed back here.

160
00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,400
Oh, we're the parent
volunteer clean-up crew.

161
00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,480
What, the three of you?

162
00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,840
Yeah. Yeah.

163
00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,360
That's a really good turnout.

164
00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,440
But then Jess lost the school rat.

165
00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,120
It's not lost, it's just
temporarily not found.

166
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Stop bickering and get Freddy
to find Ratchie

167
00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,400
so we don't have to touch it?

168
00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,480
Um, no can do ladies,

169
00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,640
so it's the costume
competition tonight

170
00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,960
and the winner gets a free for all
of the lost and found

171
00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,720
and there's this really good
lunch box there,

172
00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,040
that I've had my eye on
for a few years

173
00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,640
and um, I think this is my year.

174
00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,640
I do have some advice for you
though.

175
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,440
Forgive your friends,
let bygones be bygones?

176
00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,800
No.

177
00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:48,520
Um, so, Ratchie quite likes it when
the kids sing or read poems to him.

178
00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,640
So maybe try doing that
'cause I think he quite digs it.

179
00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,960
Sick rhymes it is then, Boi.

180
00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,480
Oh and also, don't worry about
the school ghost.

181
00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,080
(SCARY SOUND)

182
00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,160
Yeah, no one's seen her for a while.

183
00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,200
You know what I'm gonna leaf
this here.

184
00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,160
OK.

185
00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,000
(GASP)

186
00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,960
Let's just give up.

187
00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,280
No, let's suit up.

188
00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,920
Ready? No.

189
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,160
Ready, Heather?

190
00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,920
I'm still disappointed in you.

191
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,920
And now a little angry.

192
00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:35,000
As long as we're all
on the same page.

193
00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:39,080
Now, let's forget that ghost comment
and rhyme this rat out.

194
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,400
This face mask has no strap.

195
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,280
It's not a face mask.

196
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,000
Smells like Cheezels.

197
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,240
(SPOOKY MUSIC)

198
00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,680
We're going on a rat hunt.

199
00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,120
We're gonna catch a big one.

200
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,160
What a beautiful night.

201
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,320
We're not scared.

202
00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,480
Uh-oh.

203
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,200
Did you hear that?

204
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,840
(RATCHIE SQUEAKS)

205
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,880
The poetry works, I knew it would.

206
00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,560
There it is!

207
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,560
(SCREAMS)

208
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,440
Ooh.

209
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,960
Well that was less than helpful.

210
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,280
I told you I've got a complicated
relationship with rats.

211
00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,080
Well what happened to you?

212
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,880
I don't want to talk about it.

213
00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,320
Well you know, sometimes
talking with friends helps.

214
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,760
Just take your time.

215
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,680
Well...

216
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,680
..when I was in standard three.

217
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,280
One bit me.

218
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,520
Right.

219
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,800
Well that was much more concise
than I had anticipated.

220
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,800
Thank you for your honesty.

221
00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,120
We'll look after you.

222
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,640
Yeah, all for one and one for all.

223
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,920
We're literally the mouse-keteers.

224
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,840
You're on your own.

225
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,160
And it's a rat.

226
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,200
I can't believe my mum-eyes
haven't found him yet.

227
00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,120
I can find Lego Wonder Woman's hair
in a matter of seconds.

228
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,320
Yeah, I'm a good looker too.

229
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,280
Oh yeah, you get lots of practice
'cause you lose things all the time.

230
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,680
I'm gonna lose my patience.

231
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,400
What have I done
that is so terrible?

232
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,040
I'll give you a hint.

233
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,640
It's something you did
at school this week.

234
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,640
Ohh, you gotta be more specific.

235
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,400
Um, OK...

236
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,360
..was it when I put fizzy water
in my drink bottle

237
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,960
and I accidentally jizzed you?

238
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,760
Yeah, twice a week I make Cinnamon
just a paleo pancake

239
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,400
instead of using any gluten.

240
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,160
What the...

241
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,960
Oh my god!

242
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,800
I'm so sorry. Get off.

243
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,840
No.

244
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,640
Was it when I found out that
I was allergic to raffle prizes?

245
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,920
Yeah, so I made this last night,

246
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,200
and I just put a little
biscuit crumb around the edge,

247
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,560
it took me quite a while.

248
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,120
No.

249
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,040
Was it cause I gave you the cheapest
reusable coffee cup?

250
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,720
Skinny latte from your
favourite place.

251
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,320
Thanks. Go for it.

252
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,800
It's burning!

253
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,120
It's...

254
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,200
No.

255
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,520
Is it something to do
with tonight's dance?

256
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,120
Yes. Yes, Jess!

257
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,160
Ahh, ooh, Is it about the playlist?

258
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:13,240
No, but the Monster Mash
into The Ghostbusters theme?

259
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,360
Amateur night.

260
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:18,040
Please just tell her before the rat
or the ghost kills us all to death.

261
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,240
Fine.

262
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:29,080
I saw you tear down my handmade
Junior Halloween Disco posters,

263
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,800
and it really hurt my feelings.

264
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,000
Ah, that.

265
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,640
♪ I'm a big boss mama
a big boss mama

266
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,840
♪ A big boss mama
I'm a big boss mama

267
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,360
♪ Pay the band to rock it
with the money in my pocket

268
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,880
♪ And I'm blowing up the stage
like a Saturn V rocket

269
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,200
♪ Get down

270
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,600
♪ Run for cover

271
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,360
♪ Look out she's a big boss mama

272
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♪ A big boss mama get down

273
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,240
♪ A big boss mama

274
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♪ A big boss mama. ♪

275
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,160
(SOMBRE MUSIC)

276
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,640
I know you're some "great artist"

277
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,800
but you can't let me
design one poster?

278
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,000
Yeah, that baby's really funny.

279
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,720
She makes me laugh.

280
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,000
It's not that funny. Yes it is.

281
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,360
It's the iconic Kiwi pumpkin baby?

282
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,360
I used it for my Christmas cards
last year.

283
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,760
And it's a fundraising poster,
why would you wanna hurt the funds?

284
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,520
Let's just keep looking for that rat
and never speak of it again.

285
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,640
What could you possibly
have against it

286
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,560
but petty jealousy
of my superior poster skills?

287
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,000
Are you allergic to pumpkin?

288
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,520
Just leave it.

289
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,400
No, I will not leave it.

290
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:12,320
I want to know why a perfectly
adorable pumpkin baby

291
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,560
is so offensive to you.

292
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,840
OK, you wanna know why? Yes.

293
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,960
Well then I'll tell you why!
Then do!

294
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,200
I'm that baby in that photo,
and it ruined my life!

295
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,800
Metaphorically?

296
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,160
No, literally.

297
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,000
So you are that baby?

298
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,320
Yes.

299
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,640
Oh, you really grew
into your forehead.

300
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,120
I had no idea
that pumpkin baby was you.

301
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,280
What happened?

302
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,760
It was 1984.

303
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,960
My parents earned $ 2,000
from my picture on that pumpkin.

304
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,240
That was a lot of money
back in those days.

305
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,440
Dad bought a jet ski.

306
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:57,640
He went out on it that very day,
but the weather was rough.

307
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,440
Mum said
"Don't Ian, it's too rough!"

308
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,960
I never saw my father again.

309
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,040
He drowned?

310
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,520
No, he ran off
with the jet ski instructor.

311
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,920
That photo tore my family apart.

312
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,520
And it didn't stop there.

313
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,040
I was teased at school.

314
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,840
I thought that was because
of your personality?

315
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:21,880
No.

316
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:26,160
At first, I was like
the cool model kid, you know?

317
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,560
I mean, I was basically
Rachel Hunter.

318
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,840
I find that hard to believe
and so would Rachel Hunter,

319
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,120
she-she is a close,
personal friend of mine.

320
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,640
But then the coolness
soon turned to teasing.

321
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,680
They called me...

322
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,000
..pumpkin arse.

323
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,920
Pumpkin arts?

324
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,440
No, arse.

325
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,760
Pumpkin arse.

326
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,840
Pumpkin arse, pumpkin arse.

327
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,640
You're face is like a pumpkin arse.

328
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,440
It was like a double diss.

329
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:02,480
So, not only did you have your arse
on a pumpkin...

330
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:06,560
But your face literally
looks like a pumpkin's arse.

331
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,880
See, that's why I pulled down
your posters?

332
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,800
My primary school years,
they haunt me still.

333
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,960
I'm still haunted by that rat bite.

334
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,120
Well, I was very popular
in primary school

335
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,800
and it was a lot of pressure.

336
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,800
I wish you'd told me
before I'd spent all that time

337
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,440
and petty cash.

338
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,160
I mean I know I'm a grown-up
who votes,

339
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:40,400
and sometimes flosses but those
childhood ordeals, they cut deep.

340
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,920
There's an Ordeal in Room 7.

341
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,840
Her mum had a 36 hour labour.

342
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,920
Thank you for talking about it.

343
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,000
And I'm sorry if it appeared
I was being overly sensitive.

344
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,160
Thanks, yeah I mean, what's so bad
about a bunch of kids chanting,

345
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,280
"Pumpkin arse, pumpkin arse
your face is like a pumpkin arse".

346
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,960
Do that again.

347
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,320
Pumpkin arse, pumpkin arse,
your face is like a pumpkin arse.

348
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,600
The rat loves poetry.

349
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,320
And has a real mean streak.

350
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,520
Let's do this.

351
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:19,360
ALL: Pumpkin arse, pumpkin arse,
your face is like a pumpkin arse.

352
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:24,960
Pumpkin arse, pumpkin arse,
your face is like a pumpkin arse.

353
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,080
You know, this is quite liberating.

354
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,920
You're owning it, pumpkin arse.

355
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:32,920
(SQUEALS)

356
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,000
Hine.

357
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,080
It's time to face your fears, OK?

358
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,840
I thought we were doing
your primary school trauma?

359
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,520
OK, Hine, look at me, OK?

360
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,600
Look at me.

361
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,480
You are the mother of five
surprisingly nice boys,

362
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:03,440
you're super smart and you make
a mean cameo creme spider.

363
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:07,440
You are grown-up enough not to be
scared of that quite large rat

364
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,280
right by your foot.

365
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,560
Hold.

366
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,200
Hold!

367
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,520
H.

368
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,600
I'm on it.

369
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,960
Hold.

370
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,160
In there, look.

371
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,400
There you go.

372
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,720
There.

373
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,240
Come on.

374
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,760
There.

375
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,680
Hold.

376
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,280
Closure.

377
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,880
I'm an H too, you know?

378
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,680
Yes, that nickname
was quite confusing.

379
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,080
I mean, at least pumpkin arse
is unique.

380
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,040
There's a Unique in Room 7
and Room 5.

381
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,040
Hello.

382
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,320
Look what I found in the carpark.

383
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,280
No, no, no we already found him?

384
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,760
I don't think that's a pet rat.

385
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,840
No, that one probably escaped
from that mysterious

386
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,320
research facility across the road.

387
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,920
Alright, I started this,
I'm going to finish it.

388
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,080
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

389
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,720
Jess, you were really brave
when your plan didn't work at all

390
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,160
and Freddy had to take over.

391
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,200
Thanks.

392
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,240
And Hine, you did so well
to stay in the same room

393
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,240
while Freddy swapped
those rats round.

394
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,240
Who knew you could climb
a curtain so fast?

395
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,880
I'm quite proud of myself.

396
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,120
We conquered our primary school
fears tonight, girl.

397
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,640
I wish I had something terrible
to overcome,

398
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,640
my early school years
were quite incredible.

399
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,800
I was the school captain
and I was in charge of the flag, so.

400
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,920
It's OK that we leave clean up
till tomorrow, right?

401
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,120
The light will be better.

402
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,920
And the ghost will be asleep.

403
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,960
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