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TEACHER: Fast now!

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A, B, C, D, E, F...

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Fart!

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..H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O...

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Fart!

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..Q, R...

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Fart!
Oh, oh, oh. Park, park, park.

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Perfect.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Lose it!

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No, no. No.

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What?

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(GROANS)

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Fart!

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Morning, Ryan.

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Morning!

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Morning...

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Jess, from
the Junior Fundraising Committee.

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Or just by deduction,
Ryan's Mum, would do.

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OK, if you say so.

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Sorry we're late,
somebody stole my space,

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so I basically had to park
in our driveway.

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OK, you can go
off to class now, love.

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OK, have a good day. Hey, catch!

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Oh, can I borrow one of those?

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They're 20 bucks.

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We're fundraising
because of the school fire.

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I know.

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Do you want one?

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Well, it's just I'm waiting
on an invoice,

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so maybe I could just pay half now,
half next week?

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Can you fill in the "late due to
alleged parental misfortune" slip,

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please.

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Looks like we've both got
this season's must-have accessory.

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Oh my god.
I follow you on Instagram.

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I'm not a stalker.

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Good to know.

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Margot, my son forgot his lunch box.

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Max Hayes, Room 6?

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Hey Daisy, just fill in the deets
after Tess.

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Jess. It's Jess.

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Is it OK if I just drop it
in to him?

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Sweet as.

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Nice to meet you, Tess-Jess.

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Nice to meet you, Daisy-amazey.
(LAUGHS)

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I'll work on that as a nickname.

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Are you one of Hine's mates?

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Yes.

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Who's doing the cupcake thing

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with Heather Maloney
All Things Skinny and Bony?

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Yes!

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You're late.

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She's been setting up
for about an hour.

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Sorry, sorry, I know I'm late,

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my carpark got stolen
by the space invader.

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The space invader?

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Yes, a gold car who invades
people's spaces

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and makes them accidentally compact
their cupcakes.

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Luckily, I stayed up late last night
baking extras

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on the off chance
your Jess-ness came into play.

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Wha? You are a real life super-mum

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and possibly psychic.

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Well, I am a semi-professional
cupcake artiste.

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I stayed up late last night

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redesigning a shampoo label
to play down the parabens.

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Harder than it sounds
but worth the low pay.

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I stayed up last night too
but for wine reasons.

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Anyway... here they... aren't?

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(GASPS)

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I must have swapped bags with Daisy.

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Is that
a stegosaurus-shaped sandwich?

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An olive for an eye.

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Do you think that her son
actually eats the olive?

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Those minion bananas
are a little five years ago.

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Do you think she's looking
for a vaguely artistic mum

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to pay a million dollars
to help design her blog?

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Unlikely.

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How many cupcakes is that now?

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Two... and four quarters.

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Hey, I think we've had
a hilarious mix up.

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My son was quite taken
with your deconstructed cupcakes.

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(LAUGHS) They're for the sale
we're doing

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for the Fathers Shared Lunch.

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Cool. Yeah, it is cool.

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Yeah, I'm kind of in charge.

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Did the sign and everything.

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You should come by.

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It starts at, like, 11:00

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but I think we're going
in, like, 13:00.

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Whatever, we're pretty flexible
with time.

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Thanks. Maybe I will.

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Yeah. See ya.

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Bye. (SNIFFING)

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She smells like sunshine.

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Oh, thanks.

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How are they going over there?

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Are you looking forward
to the Fathers Shared Lunch?

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Is your dad coming?

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Good talk.

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I can see what you were going for.

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Really?

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No. I was just trying to be polite

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because you said sometimes
I can be a little too honest.

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Well, I appreciate your effort.

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You do require a lot of effort.
(CHUCKLES)

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What flavour are they?

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Kumara choc chip.

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Mum calls them
a "Surprise Root... vegetable"

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Surprise!

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Is the surprise how they taste?

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Daisy would say they had
a whimsical charm.

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She also probably thinks children
should choose their own bedtime.

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(SIGHS) Daisy has so many followers.

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She's really into rose gold arrows
and retro filters.

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Do you think it's OK
that I liked all her photos?

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What, just this week or all of them?

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All of them.

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(PHONE CHIMES)

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OMFG, she just liked
my work Facebook page.

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(GASPS) Ooh, ooh, ooh.

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She just slid into my DMs!

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Hey, TJ, want to meet up
after school for coffee and gossip?

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TJ?

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Oh, um, Tess-Jess.

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It's sort of an in-joke.

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Well, you can't, we've got
lolly lei Crafternoon tea

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at Heather's.

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Oh, do you think
you'll need me for that?

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I mean, you've seen
what I do with cupcakes.

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I'm ready for you to look
like you're helping me now!

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It might be fun?

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Hine!

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(GRUNTING)

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Hands up, who's excited
for Father's Shared Lunch?

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ALL: Me! Yes!

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Alright, let's save
our appetites for later, eh?

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No!

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No!

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(PHONE CHIMES)

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Let's put Jess's tragic kumara-cakes
in the "only if we run out" pile.

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No, let's cut out the middle man
and compost them now.

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Oh.

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I can't see my cupcakes anywhere.

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They're in the compost.

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We could not charge people
money for those,

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not even dads.

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So, this Crafternoon this afternoon,
that's not still on, is it?

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Oh, it most definitely is.

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Those lolly leis
won't make themselves.

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Oh.

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(INHALING SHARPLY)

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I think I might be...

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..co... coming down with some...

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(SNEEZES) (SCREAMS) Oh.

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And I don't want to get
you guys sick.

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My medicine cabinet
is fully stocked

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with both alternative medicines
and the ones that work.

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Oh, I just remembered,

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Ryan really wanted me to take him
trampoline shopping

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and pretend to be interested in one
so he could get free jumps.

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Then we'll inflate
our bespoke bouncy castle

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in the shape of Te Papa.

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Oh, I forgot you guys were rich.

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Well, the other thing...
Are you trying to get out of this?

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Yes. Daisy asked me to coffee.

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When you say you're going
to do something,

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I expect you to do it.

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Badly, but I expect you
to do it nevertheless.

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Oh, you have high expectations.

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It's only compared to most.

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A reminder that Fathers Shared Lunch

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is not an opportunity
for rough and tumble.

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We don't want a repeat

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of the great window-breaking
tickle fight of 2016.

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Is Ryan's Dad coming today?

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Oh, no. (LAUGHS)
Does he have work?

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He left to become a DJ
on the Gold Coast

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when I was 8.5 months pregnant

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so I'm quietly confident
he doesn't have work.

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As you know,
my husband's pretty nice,

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so if Ryan wants to borrow him,
he can.

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Thanks.

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He gives really good piggy-backs.

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He gives them
to the kids sometimes too.

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Are you here for the fathers' thing?

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Yeah.

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I bet you're a big Anika Moa fan.

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Ahh, I like some of her old stuff
better than her new stuff.

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Oh.

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Well, that's not fair.

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I know, Anika's kids' albums
are incredible.

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No, her kid has two mums

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and therefore an unfair advantage
in life.

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Her book week costume
is going to be incredible.

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Hands up, guys, who likes cupcakes?

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ALL: Me! Yes!

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Does anyone like snot cupcakes?

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(ALL SHOUT IN DISGUST)

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Hey.

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Cool sign.

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Hey!

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Thanks. Yeah, I just whipped it up.

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I'm an artist by trade.

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I know.

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Hi, I'm Jess's friend, Daisy.

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Heather.

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Oh, we're both named after flowers.
Oh.

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Heather's technically
a flowering shrub

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and the common daisy
is more of a weed, so...

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I made you guys some cupcakes.

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Sorry, they're a bit rushed.

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Aww, I can tell. (CHUCKLES)

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Well, I bet they sell out.

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It's not a competition.

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Don't you just hate
those kinds of mums.

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With a burning passion.

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One, two, three, ears on me.

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If any dads
have accidentally forgotten

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their plates for the shared lunch,

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the Junior Fundraising Committee
are selling cupcakes in the library.

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(DOOR BARGES OPEN)

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(PANTING) Morning, ladies.

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Good Morning.

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Hi, Sara's Dad.

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I like your...

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..your punctuality.

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Hey, Sebastian.
What can I get you?

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Um... cupcakes?

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We've got red velvet, vegan caramel,
gluten-free vanilla and chocolate.

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Or just plain old lemon
and elderflower.

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Like Harry and Meghan's
wedding cake?

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But kids love chocolate.

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Do they?

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I just think that girls,
like your daughter Sara,

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might prefer flower-based baking?

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I'm sure his daughter,
who I already knew was called Sara,

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isn't restricted
by antiquated gender stereotypes.

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Um... I think I'll take...

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Style over substance?

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The ones clearly made
by a semi-professional?

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A box of both.

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Great. Perfect.

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(PHONE CHIMES)

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It's for my multi-platform blog
'The Daisy Chain'.

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I kind of have a cult following.

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I bet people in cults love it.

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If only there was a way,
just for fun,

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we could see whose cupcakes
really were the best?

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Jess seemed very taken with mine.

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Mm. She liked mine first.

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We're best friends, we go
way back to quite recently.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Yes, but whose does she think
are the coolest?

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Hey, do you guys need anything?

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BOTH: Yes.

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You want me to what?

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Tell us which cupcake is best?

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It won't be difficult.

259
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'Best' is such a subjective
and potentially catastrophic word.

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Hine, help a sister out?

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Sorry, busy fundraising.

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You'll be great.

263
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,080
And I don't know why
I'm bringing this up now,

264
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:55,280
but you wouldn't want to redesign
my Daisy Chain logo, would you?

265
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,840
My single-mother bank account
would love that.

266
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,160
I could take your shift
on the ice block fundraiser tomorrow

267
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,600
at the Pop-up Shopsicle.

268
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,320
I know how the coldness
hurts your fingers.

269
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,400
Oh, it's true I do have
very sensitive extremities.

270
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,400
Try mine first.

271
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:16,360
Oh, I cannot think of a reason
why I shouldn't.

272
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,280
Mm.

273
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,440
Excellent mouth-feel...

274
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,760
..and so understanding
of friend's financial situations.

275
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,520
Try my terrible one.

276
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,160
Well, it looks super cool.

277
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,640
Looks can be deceiving.

278
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,840
But may offer
amazing career opportunities.

279
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,080
Oh wow.
So, it's probably the winner.

280
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,120
Can't we just say
that fundraising is the winner?

281
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,200
BOTH: No.

282
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,520
So, which cupcake is best?
I don't care or anything,

283
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,800
I just would really like
to secure an artist like you

284
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,960
before I rebrand
for Rhythm and Vines.

285
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,600
Ohh. Just make your decision.

286
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,440
It's not like our friendship
is riding on it.

287
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,640
Ooh, they're both so delicious
and so demanding.

288
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,120
Can't a grown-up like
two cupcakes at once?

289
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,400
No, it doesn't work that way.

290
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,200
Don't get distracted
by shiny objects.

291
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,200
The last person who did my logo

292
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,640
went on to do Lorde's sister's
birthday invitations.

293
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,560
Daisy's, I choose Daisy's cupcakes!

294
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:40,960
Excuse me.

295
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,040
You didn't choose Heather's?

296
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,160
No.

297
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,480
You remember my husband, Bob?

298
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,000
Oh, yeah, the builder.

299
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,960
Bob... the builder?

300
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,000
Ha.

301
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,880
Um, your boys are welcome
to join me and the tama

302
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,240
build a treehouse on the weekend.

303
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,560
He would love that.

304
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,280
Good.

305
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,720
Hm.

306
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,840
We've already got three treehouses.

307
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,080
None of them are finished.

308
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,680
Builders... Mm-hm.

309
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,480
(GIGGLING)

310
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,120
That. That. That.

311
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,200
Yes.

312
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,080
This is for you, Margot.

313
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,280
Aww, thanks, Ryan.

314
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,680
Did your mum make this?

315
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:32,960
(HUMS) I don't know.

316
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,360
Which one's your mum again?

317
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,640
Jess.

318
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,040
She sounds lovely.

319
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,040
I can't wait to meet her. (CHUCKLES)

320
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,080
Thanks.

321
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,560
Thanks!

322
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,560
Hey, so where should we meet
this arvo?

323
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,600
We're gonna be at

324
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,720
the "Can You Hear The Mums"
Fernando Cafe.

325
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,400
Everyone is gonna be so excited
to meet you.

326
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,280
Ooh. Everyone?

327
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,120
I run a collective
of mum-fluencers who work for free

328
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,120
to boost their online like-scapes.

329
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,440
Oh, so you wouldn't be paying me
to design your blog logo?

330
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,640
Not with money.

331
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:08,840
(LAUGHS) Yeah, who needs food, rent
or 1B5's anyway?

332
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,480
Can we actually make it tomorrow?

333
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,400
Sorry, I'm gonna be meeting

334
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,480
with other potential artists
tomorrow.

335
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,840
Don't worry.

336
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,640
I've already forgotten
your devastating betrayal

337
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,680
of our friendship.

338
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,720
I'm sorry, OK?

339
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,640
I only chose Daisy
because I need the business,

340
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,640
which actually pays
less than expected upfront.

341
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,400
I thought it was because
you weren't very popular

342
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,440
in high school

343
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,040
and thought being friends with her
would somehow make up for it.

344
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,680
Well, I'm going to be late
this afternoon

345
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,840
'cause I'm having coffee
with her first.

346
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,840
I don't like you hanging out
with that girl.

347
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,200
She is a bad influencer.

348
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,480
You're not the boss of me.

349
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,760
If I was you,
would be on time for things.

350
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,640
The space invader stole my park.

351
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,640
It's always someone else's fault.

352
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,000
Oh, well, if I'm so useless,

353
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,600
then maybe you won't need me
this afternoon.

354
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,880
Maybe we don't need you
in the Junior Fundraising Committee

355
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,960
at all.

356
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,040
Fine.

357
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,760
I'm out.

358
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,520
Better late then never.

359
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,840
That doesn't make sense.

360
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,880
Yeah?

361
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,920
Well, you make no sense.

362
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,240
Is that for me?

363
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,880
Did your mum make this?

364
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,600
Have you tried them?

365
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,280
Is it good?

366
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,080
Alright, I'll save this one
for later, eh?

367
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,400
So, you're out of the gang?

368
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,560
Heather's so unfair.

369
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,720
Because she baked extra cupcakes
in case something happened to yours,

370
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,760
and it did?

371
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,560
No.

372
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,320
Because she secretly paid

373
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,600
for your son to go
on the Museum field trip

374
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,720
and asked me not to tell you?

375
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,560
I thought
that was a clerical error...

376
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,360
..which I was totally going to tell
the office about.

377
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,400
Well, I guess I'll see you
at the treehouse thing, yeah?

378
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,600
Sorry.

379
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,320
Heather wants Cinnamon
to learn a trade

380
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,160
so they're coming now.

381
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,800
It might be a bit weird.

382
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,480
Yeah, I don't want it to be weird.

383
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,240
Um, can you stay
and man the cupcakes.

384
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:39,080
Bob forgot his phone
and his keys and his EpiPen.

385
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,920
Aww, thanks, Eva.

386
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,640
I've been waiting
for one of these all day.

387
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,320
I heard you already had three.

388
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,720
OK, um...

389
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,040
You better go back to class, eh?

390
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,320
And go learn some maths.

391
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,360
One plus one equals? Two.

392
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,520
Two plus two equals? Four.

393
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,200
Which rhymes with "close the door".
Thank you. There we go.

394
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,400
Hey, um, have you seen
Heather about?

395
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,680
Uh, I think she went
to the office to get change,

396
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,560
whether they like it or not. Oh.

397
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,320
Are you Mr Heather?

398
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,720
And you must be Jess.

399
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,040
Yes, Heather said that you like
to think you're pretty funny.

400
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,120
Huh.

401
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,080
And you work at Land of Liquor.

402
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,720
How'd you know that?

403
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,720
It's basic literacy.

404
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,080
Oh.

405
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,960
Hey, we're redesigning
our craft beer labels,

406
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,560
and Heather recommended you.

407
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,640
You're an artist right?

408
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,160
You pay with money?

409
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,720
Yes?

410
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,720
And Heather recommended me?

411
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,520
Yeah, she talks about you
all the time.

412
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,760
That may change.

413
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,440
Hey, also, at your thing
this afternoon,

414
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,720
can you act really surprised,

415
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,360
because she stayed up
late last night

416
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,680
baking your favourite cupcakes.

417
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,040
Mint choc chip?

418
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,800
Yeah, with a Russian fudge glaze.
Russian fudge glaze?

419
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,080
Yeah. (UNINTELLIGIBLE MUMBLING)

420
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,640
Hey! You're leaving already?

421
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,000
Well, I've got my photos
so there's no value in me staying.

422
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,960
Plus, Heather's kind of mean.

423
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,360
Oh, she just comes across that way

424
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,160
because of what she says
and how she acts.

425
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,240
But look, about this afternoon...

426
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,600
I posted your sign on Insta
and it's already got 16,000 likes.

427
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,800
Hashtag blessed.

428
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,120
Ooh, that is not making it
any easier.

429
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,040
Daisy, it's not you it's me.

430
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,560
Maybe it is you.

431
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,240
Is this your gold car?

432
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,920
It's not gold, it's champagne.

433
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,280
Space invader.

434
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,880
Well, I can't come this afternoon

435
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,880
because I promised
I'd help my friends.

436
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,760
Well, that's a shame.

437
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,480
I was going to introduce you
to a mum-preneur

438
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,840
who makes
the most amazing lunchboxes.

439
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,480
Did she pack yours today? Mm-hm.

440
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,880
With the penguin sushi?

441
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,960
Yeah, it was from
a paid partnership photoshoot.

442
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,800
I'm sure sushi's fine the next day.

443
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,960
(CHUCKLES) What, after being
under hot lights?

444
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,120
Yeah, well it looks good
and that's all that matters.

445
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,920
And you bought your cupcakes

446
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,160
from The Ladies Auxiliary Bakery
and Biscuitarium.

447
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,280
Don't tell anyone.

448
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,720
Oh, I gotta tell one person.

449
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,040
How dare she pass off
bought baking as homemade.

450
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,480
Yours were clearly superior.

451
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,800
And sold better.

452
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,040
Really?

453
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,040
I'm sorry I wasn't a cool friend
today, guys.

454
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,600
I'm sorry if it looked
like I overreacted.

455
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,720
Oh, it's fine,
your heart's in the right place.

456
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,160
Actually, due to
a rare genetic condition, it's not.

457
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,160
And thank you for paying for Ryan
to go to...

458
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,200
Oh, Jess that's...

459
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,160
..nothing.

460
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,920
Oh, that's OK,
he shouldn't miss out

461
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,880
because people don't pay you
what you're worth.

462
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,640
So, what should I bring
this Crafternoon?

463
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,320
You're not meeting Daisy?

464
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,400
She ain't no MILF.

465
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,520
Pardon me?

466
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,600
A mother I'd like to fundraise with!

467
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,680
Ohh! (LAUGHTER)

468
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,080
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