1
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I think we did the right thing
not entering a quiz team.

2
00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:18,400
Let's just run the bar, raise funds
and not show people how smart I am.

3
00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,160
I'm proud of you for resisting
your competitive streak.

4
00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,520
I'm the best at being
non-competitive, right?

5
00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,760
Ooh, that's the spirit.

6
00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,080
Although I'll probably will win
best costume.

7
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Sexy pirate!

8
00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,960
The theme is New Zealand Icons.

9
00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,320
Jacinda Ardern?

10
00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,960
I'm the spitting image
of Rita West from 'Westside'.

11
00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,560
Ahh, yes, I love that show.

12
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Plus, we lack some core trivia
knowledge for a complete team.

13
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Do we? Mmm.

14
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Hine's Masters
covers maths and science,

15
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my double major covers
sports and literature.

16
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Yeah, well, I have a degree
from the university of life.

17
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And a diploma in design from
the Levin School of Art and Stuff.

18
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Plus, I know heaps
about TV and movies.

19
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Everyone knows heaps
about TV and movies.

20
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Hey, I am not as dumb
as you think I look.

21
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We're going to make so much
money tonight, wahine ma.

22
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Do people really get that drunk
at a school quiz night?

23
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BOTH: Yes.

24
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Last year, Violet's mum did 'Baby
Shark' for two hours straight.

25
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And the year before that,

26
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the gym mats got used
for things other than gym.

27
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Oh! It's a school function,
guys! Bleugh.

28
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Or, for a lot of mums, it's our
big night out without the kids.

29
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(HORN HONKS)
That'll be the booze.

30
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There you go.

31
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If you can just sign
there please, Sir?

32
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Oh, no, I'm not an All Black.

33
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I'm a Black Fern.
Aotearoa's Wahine Toa of rugby.

34
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Ahh, well, those wahine
should be paid more.

35
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Yes, they should.

36
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Right, ladies,
you guys have a good night.

37
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Wait, is that it?
Ahh, yep. Have a good one.

38
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No, no, there should be 12 cases.

39
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I remember this 'cause it
was after Heather explained

40
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an overly complicated
wine-per-parent ratio equation.

41
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It says here that you
ordered 12 bottles.

42
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No, it's 12 cases.

43
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Yeah, it's just
that you've signed it.

44
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Yeah, but I didn't read it.

45
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Isn't there more in your van?

46
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Ahh, yes, there is,

47
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but that's for people who
know how to order things online

48
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and read things
before they sign them.

49
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So, you ladies
have a good night.

50
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Can't we have one fundraising event
where you don't mess things up?

51
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I don't mess everything up.

52
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Except for when you freeze
sausages, spread nits

53
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or think you're
a real fast runner.

54
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All those are isolated incidents
that, sure,

55
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when you put them
close together like that,

56
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they sound like maybe
I'm a little bit useless.

57
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I'll go to the Land of Liquor
and get more wine.

58
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I'll text ahead,
let them know you're coming.

59
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People will be here soon.

60
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This won't hold them for long.
I could raid the staffroom.

61
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Let me come with you.

62
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We don't want you getting
stuck in another kid's chair.

63
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That was one time.

64
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(GASPS) You've got a school key?

65
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You would be surprised
what brazen confidence

66
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and never taking no for an answer
will get you.

67
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Ahh, the sausage sizzle
feels so long ago.

68
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I can't believe how much money
we've raised this year.

69
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What's that? Answers to
next week's maths quiz.

70
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Wait. Are those the answers to
next week's maths quiz?

71
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No, it's next year's class list.

72
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(GASPS)
Cinnamon is with Mr Dyer!

73
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I do not think so.

74
00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,760
Dammit, Ryan's with Tristan
Carter the Phantom Farter again.

75
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Is that the boy that
distracts him all the time?

76
00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,080
Yes, he just does fart
gags the whole time.

77
00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,520
Last week, Ryan spoke
entirely in farts.

78
00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,160
The dental nurse
was not impressed.

79
00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,280
Just speak to his mum.

80
00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,480
Oh, I can't, 'cause she's
the most delightful human alive.

81
00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:16,320
Oh.

82
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I hope Hine gets enough.

83
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That staffroom
was sadly understocked.

84
00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,280
I still feel
like you're overestimating

85
00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,000
how much people are
actually gonna drink.

86
00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:28,520
Last year, the post - quiz
disco went till 11:00... am!

87
00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,080
Whoa.

88
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Hey, that was quick.
They know me there.

89
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(GASPS) I don't believe it.

90
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The Quinns
have just pulled their offer

91
00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,040
for a bach weekend
as the grand prize.

92
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Oh, that wasn't my fault.

93
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Well, I don't know
the facts yet.

94
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Isn't that the family

95
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whose driveway you accidentally
parked over yesterday?

96
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I don't recall.

97
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So what, we don't have a huge prize.

98
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Is that really such a big deal?

99
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(BOTH): Yes!

100
00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,840
Parents' quiz nights at Kate
Sheppard are about three things.

101
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Drinking, prizes and drinking.

102
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OK, well, let's just bump
up one of the other prizes.

103
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What have we got for best costume?

104
00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,520
Wine. Best team name?

105
00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,800
Wine.

106
00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,200
The best silly answer involving Kate
Sheppard?

107
00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,480
(BOTH): Wine.

108
00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:12,319
Well, I'm starting to see
how these things get out of hand.

109
00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,120
(MIC FEEDBACKS) Yo, yo, yo.

110
00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,560
DJ Jazzy Jess in the house.

111
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Yeah, that works.

112
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Great minds think alike.

113
00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,000
Oh, no, I'm not an All Black.

114
00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,920
I'm legendary Black
Fern Kendra Cocksedge.

115
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Rugby Player of the Year,
who just happens to be a woman.

116
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Same.

117
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Well, I guess that makes sense.

118
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Cocksedge, Coxhead, you've both
got... something in common.

119
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Uh, is everything - and by that,
I mean Heather - under control?

120
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We lost the grand prize.

121
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Not ideal.

122
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But we should be alright
with wine for prizes, right?

123
00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,760
The last thing this quiz
needs is more alcohol.

124
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Last year, I had 99 problems,
and they were all drunk mums.

125
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Not ideal.

126
00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,760
Hey, on an unrelated note,

127
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would you say that the classes
for next year are set in stone?

128
00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,960
Maybe the winners get to choose
their kid's teacher next year?

129
00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,440
Really?

130
00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,680
And two friends to be
in their class.

131
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I have two friends!

132
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That is the single greatest prize
in the history of prizes.

133
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I know.

134
00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,360
I could hand-select
Cinnamon's teacher.

135
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And I could get Ryan away from
Tristan Carter the Phantom Farter.

136
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We could choose to have
our kids in the same class.

137
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Yes!

138
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I think maybe we need to enter a
quiz team tonight.

139
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I think you might be right.

140
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I'm always right.

141
00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,800
So, what should
our quiz team be called?

142
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The Fun Raisers?

143
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The Fun Raisers?
I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

144
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What about Mean Mums?

145
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That's very confusing. 'Mean'
as in mean or 'mean' as in cool?

146
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Or 'mean' as in the mathematical
expression of average.

147
00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,000
Yeah, right, I guess I was sort
of meaning as in,

148
00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,720
like, cool, but, yeah, it
is quite a confusing name.

149
00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,480
Ooh!
The Junior Fundraising Committee?

150
00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:15,400
Great offer there, Heather. Little
too long. What about the JFC?

151
00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,920
Hine! You down with JFC?
Yeah, you know me.

152
00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,920
Who down with JFC?

153
00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,880
The Fun Raisers it is.

154
00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,920
Ahem... OK.

155
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(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)

156
00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,600
Hey, Hine, how's that
wine taste?

157
00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:59,400
Like my husband's doing
sports drop-offs in the morning.

158
00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,600
We should steal Kate
from Suffragette City.

159
00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,640
She's a lecturer at the university,
plus she wears glasses.

160
00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,800
Guys, don't worry.
I'm good at quizzes.

161
00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,960
I'll offer her bottomless wine.

162
00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,600
Whatever it takes.
We're desperate.

163
00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,760
Come on, I don't screw up
everything that I touch.

164
00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,000
I think she'll cover
all our weak spots.

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00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,360
(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)

166
00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,600
(MIC FEEDBACKS)
And a hush filled the room.

167
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(ALL): Hush!

168
00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,240
Just a reminder to parents

169
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that the use of mobile phones
is prohibited.

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00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,720
At Kate Sheppard Primary, cheating
is not cool, it is not clever,

171
00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,640
and it will result in lines.

172
00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,880
But not the kind of lines

173
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that people got banned for
doing last year.

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(ALL LAUGH)

175
00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,880
Jess? What?

176
00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,280
OK, sure, sure, sure.

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00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:55,000
(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)

178
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(CLEARS THROAT)

179
00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:15,160
Welcome to Parents' Quiz Night.

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Whoo!

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Drinks are available courtesy of
the Junior Fundraising Committee.

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Please consume responsibly.

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Whoo! Yeah! Quiz night! Whoo...

184
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Ready, Kate?

185
00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,840
First round is science.

186
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Oh, I know science.

187
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I know you do, love.

188
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Question one.

189
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,640
What metalloid element
on the periodic table

190
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is represented by the letter 'B'.

191
00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,800
Boron. I'm not a moron.

192
00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,120
No, boron.
Oh, yeah, boron, boron.

193
00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,840
Definitely boron.

194
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,800
(WHISPERING): Boron.

195
00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,920
(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)

196
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,000
(DOG BARKS)

197
00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:25,240
And finally, question ten.

198
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:29,000
Which New Zealand scientist
discovered that atoms

199
00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,040
are not indestructible?

200
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:36,160
I... don't feel
so indeshructible. (GAGS)

201
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,720
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

202
00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,360
Oh, oh!

203
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,880
In hindsight, bottomless
wine may have been unwise.

204
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,800
Who would have thought?

205
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,120
And so it begins.

206
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,320
(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

207
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,360
Coming into round two,
we have a tie for first place.

208
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,400
We have Suffragette City.

209
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,240
Yes! I knew we would win.
Yes! Whoo!

210
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,960
And Who Let the Mums Out? Yes!

211
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,080
What?

212
00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:18,560
Second place is the teachers team,
Quiz It You or Quiz It Me?

213
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,560
I don't believe this.

214
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,000
And third equal
is the Dad's Brigade...

215
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,040
Yeah!

216
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,560
..and the Fun Raisers.

217
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,920
(SIGHS)

218
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,920
We got eight out of ten in
the last round and only came third?

219
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,040
Sorry, that's my fault.
We would have nine

220
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,320
if I didn't convince you guys
that manuka honey was an element.

221
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,440
Your argument
was very convincing.

222
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,480
Thanks.
I'm surprised the dads did so well.

223
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,960
It's 'cause they cheated. What?

224
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,640
That cricket bat's
actually an iPhone.

225
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,120
Oh, I do love telling on people.

226
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,160
(CHUCKLES)

227
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,680
(WHISPERS)

228
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,640
The Dad's Brigade have been
disqualified for answer tampering.

229
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,920
Come on, Ref!

230
00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,640
What?

231
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,600
Howzat? Like cricket.

232
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,680
Good one. Hey, is Kate OK?

233
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,320
Yeah, I think she's
just sleeping it off.

234
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,840
(SNORES)

235
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,880
Alright, I'm just gonna
nip to the loo.

236
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,160
Are you guys gonna be OK without me?
Yeah, take your time.

237
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,920
Hine, I've got another little
follow-up surprise for you.

238
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,400
It has also come to my attention
that Oh, My Lorde with an 'E',

239
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:50,000
is made up entirely of nannies
and contains no staff or parents,

240
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,880
which is against the rules
so they are disqualified.

241
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:56,320
I just got engaged to a dad.
Like, does that count?

242
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,960
No.

243
00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,480
We're just about to take a break.

244
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,600
Could those parents that
are playing spin the bottle,

245
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,280
please stop.

246
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,440
Hi!

247
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:19,120
Hi, Tristan's Mum!
Oh, I love the - whoa...

248
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,520
Kia ora. Talofa.

249
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,840
(BOTH): Kei te pehea koe!

250
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,880
I love Suzy Cato! Yas!
She's actually my cousin.

251
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,200
That would explain
why you're so nice.

252
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,480
Thank you.

253
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,320
Congratulations on coming second.

254
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,360
Hey, don't worry, if Who Let
the Mums Out wins,

255
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,600
I'll make sure Tristan and Ryan

256
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,360
are in the same class again.

257
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,800
Oh, you don't have to do that.
Oh, it would be my pleasure.

258
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,080
Please don't do that.

259
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,400
Please yes! I don't want it!

260
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,560
I'm going to. Please no.

261
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,080
Yes! (BLOWS RASPBERRY) (GIGGLES)

262
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,440
See ya, see ya later.
Time to say goodbye.

263
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,800
OK, bye!

264
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(GIGGLES)

265
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,440
Red? Thanks.

266
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(HAPPY MUSIC)

267
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,600
Oh, easy.

268
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,560
OK, now we really need
to win this thing,

269
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,040
otherwise my son is not
going to learn anything next year

270
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,960
except how to make
a fart sound with his armpit.

271
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,040
Cinnamon won't learn anything
in Mr Dyer's class, either.

272
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,840
He thinks homework
should be voluntary.

273
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,760
And it'd be nice for
us all to be together.

274
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,320
Yeah. I won't cheat, though.

275
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,200
Oh, neither. Neither.

276
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,920
One water, please.
Wouldn't like a cheeky red?

277
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,160
Things are already
getting out of hand.

278
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,640
I just had to break up a fight
between Steven and Valerie Adams.

279
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,880
And I need a clear
head to run the quiz.

280
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,720
Oh, do you need... Oh, no.

281
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,960
Fine.

282
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,960
Let's discount the wine.

283
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:39,240
The wine we're selling to raise
funds, of which every cent counts?

284
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,680
It took Kate out of the running.

285
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,680
Yeah, and it
would definitely slow down

286
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,200
those lightweights from
Suffragette City

287
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,880
and Who Let the Mums Out.

288
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,320
Let's be part of the problem.
Yes!

289
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,040
Come on.

290
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(SURF MUSIC)

291
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,200
Ladies and gentlemen!
Discount wine!

292
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,840
Who wants it? Whoo!

293
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,320
♪ Yeah! ♪ Just get me done

294
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,400
♪ Whoa, just get me done

295
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,880
♪ Whoa-oh

296
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,920
♪ Whoa-oh ♪ Whoo! ♪

297
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,760
Hey, nice costume!

298
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,600
A bottle of your cheapest wine

299
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,520
for the underpaid teachers
who are winning, please.

300
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,040
Well, it's actually two for
the price of one at the moment.

301
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,160
Although I don't understand
why you wanna win.

302
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:30,120
Isn't the prize of choosing your
kid's teacher kinda useless to you?

303
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,000
It cuts both ways.

304
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,520
Teachers can choose
what child to have

305
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,280
or not have in their class.
Uh-oh.

306
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:42,400
Oh, you and Hine are alright,
but Cinnamon's mum...

307
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,720
definitely on the naughty list.

308
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,960
Well, hey,
here's another bottle, on the house.

309
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,320
Who are you supposed to be?

310
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,040
I'm famous New Zealand
icon Rita West.

311
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,840
Oh. I couldn't tell.

312
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:10,360
Hey, I really need to
talk... to you.

313
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,720
Hey, are you the mum that
got locked in the art cupboard

314
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,400
and the firefighters
had to cut you out?

315
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,120
Only for, like, a second.

316
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,680
You're kind of a legend
to the mums in my team.

317
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,960
What a smart way of
meeting firefighters.

318
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,400
Oh, well, I'm glad my misfortune
could be an entertainment.

319
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,240
Mmm, they are... outrageous.

320
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,680
Can you believe that she thinks
she's a better Rita West than me?

321
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,280
She's so not.

322
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,000
(SNORES)

323
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,080
I'll do it myself.

324
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,280
So, if we lose,

325
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,480
either Ryan gets stuck with
fart boy,

326
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,640
or I get unfairly penalised

327
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,600
for caring too deeply
about my daughter's education?

328
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,000
That's about it.

329
00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,520
We need to get every answer right
in the final round.

330
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,360
Looks like Suffragette City
are out.

331
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,480
Wake up! It's embarrassing.

332
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:13,800
So it's just us, Who Let the Mums
Out, and the teachers left.

333
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,880
We've got a shot. OK.

334
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,880
Tahi, rua? (ALL): Toru, wha.

335
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,040
Toru, wha.

336
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,960
The final round will be...

337
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,120
Come on, Movies and TV.
Come on, Movies and TV.

338
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,440
Kate Sheppard Primary trivia.

339
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,960
Bring it on!

340
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,880
That is not what I wanted to hear.

341
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,880
So, Kate Sheppard
Primary trivia. We can do that!

342
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,360
What, better than the teachers

343
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,800
or those old mums
from Who Let the Mums Out?

344
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,200
Well, there are only
three teams left,

345
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:59,280
so let's do best of three and wrap
this boozefest up. (LAUGHS)

346
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:03,440
Also, if anyone has lost a Pavlova,
she's passed out in the toilets.

347
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:10,240
Question one, what flower does Kate
Sheppard share the $10 bill with?

348
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:16,400
Camellia.
Teachers never have cash!

349
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,480
Question two,

350
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,280
before the fire,

351
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:34,320
which was definitely an accident,
how many classrooms did we have?

352
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,000
Too easy.

353
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,960
How did you know that?

354
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,200
I knew that, too.

355
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,000
Oh.

356
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,600
And lastly,

357
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:52,560
what year did Kate Sheppard Primary
finally allow girls to learn maths?

358
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,280
What? 1921?

359
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,360
I wasn't there.

360
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,400
I know this one.

361
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,560
I'm not being mean,

362
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,600
but we don't have time to
indulge your fantasies right now.

363
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,000
No, remember when I locked
myself in the art cupboard?

364
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,640
It was in my top ten Jess mess-ups.
It's one of my top three.

365
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,120
OK, while I was waiting for the fire
department to cut me out,

366
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,600
I only had one thing to read,

367
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,280
which was an old
school newsletter,

368
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,960
funnily enough,
about girls and maths.

369
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,560
Finally, one of my
Jess-ups saved the day.

370
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,320
I quite liked it

371
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,640
when you got stuck in that
jumper for five minutes, too.

372
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,560
Oh, yeah, that was a good one.

373
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,160
And the winners are...

374
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,200
the Fun Raisers.

375
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:05,360
(THEY CELEBRATE) Yes! Yes! Yes!

376
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,120
(ALL CELEBRATE)

377
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,080
So, who are you going to choose for
Ryan's teacher next year?

378
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,240
Who do you recommend?

379
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,440
No - one's ever asked me that.

380
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,200
(LAUGHS)

381
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,640
I'll let you in
on a little secret.

382
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,640
Most kids
are fine with most teachers.

383
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,800
I dare you to tell Heather that.

384
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,840
(GULPS) Maybe later.

385
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,840
Well, I guess I just want Ryan
with Braxton and Cinnamon.

386
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,240
Consider it done.

387
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,200
And not in Tristan's class.

388
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,080
The Phantom Farter? You got it.

389
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,480
So, you know I knew
the winning answer, right?

390
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,160
Really?

391
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,000
Oh, you probably don't remember.

392
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,240
I just thought I'd told you what I
was reading for those three hours

393
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,240
when I was relaxing
in the art cupboard.

394
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,040
I remembered.

395
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:31,080
♪ You set my heart on fire

396
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,880
♪ I can feel adulation

397
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,120
♪ I met him on the
do from the universe

398
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:43,040
♪ Like it's a celebration

399
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,840
♪ You make me feel elated

400
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:49,960
♪ Got a big surprise
♪ INDISTINCT

401
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,360
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