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Hi. Welcome to the show.
l'm Howard Moon, this is Vince Noir.

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All right.

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This week we're dealing with immortality.

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Can a man live on after his death?

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l'd like to think l will be remembered
many years after my own death.

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- What for?
- For the things l say and do.

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Like what? ''Have you seen my
light blue trousers? Can l have a crisp?''

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There are many things l do
that you don't know about.

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Really. What things?

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Once a month one euro goes out of
my account straight into a charity.

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Direct debit. Whoosh.

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- That's how you'll be remembered?
- Yes.

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- For euro generosity?
- l don't need to be remembered

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- cos l'll be in the future.
- How?

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Cryogenics.
Are you aware of cryogenics?

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- l've heard people say it.
- l'll have my head frozen cryogenically

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and put in a jar, and 12,000 years
from now they'll revivify me

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and l'll be the head in a jar.

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They'll wheel me out at ceremonies,
consult me like an oracle.

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Why not get your whole body frozen?

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lt's not the way it works in the future,

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it's just heads,
floating about at ceremonies.

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Well, l'm gonna get my hair frozen.
lmagine that.

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Then future generations
can get it out and look at it

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- and see what's possible.
- Where are my light blue trousers?

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- l gave them to Leroy.
- What for?

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He took a shine to 'em.

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Don't give my trousers to people.

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- lf you've got a problem, see Leroy.
- l'm going to.

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- Go on then.
- Leroy!

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Welcome to the show.

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..to the world of The Mighty Boosh.

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♪ Come with us to The Mighty Boosh
♪ The Mighty Boosh

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♪ Come with us to The Mighty Boosh ♪

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(Whistling cheerfully)

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(Glass smashes)

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(Thunder crashes)

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(Door creaks)

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(Yells)

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Welcome to the Zooniverse, where
all your dreams come true...niverse.

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l'm general manager Bob Fossil,
and l'm a human.

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Now, our first stop today on the tour
is the largest animal in the zoo,

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the Grey Leg-Face Man.

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- What?
- You know, the Grey Leg-Face.

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He's got legs,
and another leg on his face.

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The elephant.

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Well, yeah, if you want
to get technical, Mr Smarty-Pants.

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There he is, over there.

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- l can't see him.
- Well, he's camouflaged.

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He's adapting to
his natural environment.

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Look! There he went!
Oh, my God, you just missed him.

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- Boy, he's fast.
- Why aren't there any animals here?

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Well...why are you people so small?

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Huh?! l could rest my drinks
on your head!

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l want my mummy.

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Hey, let's sing a song, huh?

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♪ Nicey nicey zoo zoo
for him and her and me and you ♪

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Everybody!
# Nicey nicey zoo zoo

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♪ For him and her and me and you

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♪ Nicey nicey zoo zoo
for him and her and me and you

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♪ Nicey nicey zoo zoo... ♪

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Whoa!

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Chin up.

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Nice.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Howard.

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- What you up to?
- l'm doing Bollo's portrait.

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- l'm doing him as Caesar.
- Nice, nice.

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- You can do me next.
- l can't really do people.

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Yeah but my face is a gift
to any portrait artist.

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- Could be difficult.
- Do me as a Greek god, fighter pilot.

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lt's just you're a bit generic looking.

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How dare you?
What are you saying about my face?

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l...l didn't mean that in a bad way.

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- How did you mean it?
- lt's good to be generic.

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- How?
- Spying.

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- Spying?
- Look...

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all l'm saying is look at Bollo.
Look at his face - all the lines.

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Look at his weather-beaten mush -
the years in the jungle, the circus,

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that chat show he hosted - it's all there.

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You haven't done anything.
Your head's like a man's thigh.

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What?! You can have too much
going on in your face, you know.

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All a bit too busy.
All the features jostling for position.

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Yeah? The eyes screaming out, the nose.

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lt's very visually noisy, your face.

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- Visually noisy?
- A brass band under a wig...

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- marching towards me every day.
- Look at your face. lt's ambient.

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- lt's like The Orb's third album.
- Take that back.

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- l'm just saying, get some accessories.
- What?

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Bring your face out -
get a pipe, a pink cowboy hat.

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Bring my face out?
l should knock yours back.

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- (Grunts)
- All right.

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- (Grunting)
- Easy.

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- lt's all right, Bollo.
- l don't need accessories.

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l'm Howard Moon -
the man, the myth, the maverick.

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- Hi, Vince.
- Hey, Mrs Gideon.

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- Have you seen my python?
- No.

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Only he's not in his cage
and l thought maybe he was here.

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- Hi, Bollo.
- Quite slippery characters, snakes, eh?

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That's a popular misconception -
snakes are dry.

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Anyway, if you see him, his name's Tony.

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All right, cool, l'll bring him round.

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- l didn't know you were a painter.
- l've got a BTEC National.

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- l could do your portrait.
- Yeah, maybe.

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You're head of reptiles, yeah?

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l'd probably do you as Medusa.

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Oh, that sounds good.

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- You can't do people.
- l'm branching out.

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- Are you?
- Who are you?

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Howard. Howard Moon. l work here.

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- You're new.
- No, l've worked here for ten years.

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- Part time.
- Full time.

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l see you every day, Mrs Gideon.
lt's me, Howard, crazy Howard.

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- OK.
- l'll keep an eye out for the snake.

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You know, if l see it l'll let you know.

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l love snakes. Real big fan
of the snake, you know. Yeah...

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- You're scared of snakes.
- l've got great stories about snakes.

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One got out, went down the street,
went AWOL, ended up in a launderette,

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got into one of the driers
and when they got him out it was small.

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Really small, the whole...

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Anyway, if you see Tony
you let me know.

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- Yeah. Having fun, are you?
- Yeah.

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- Gonna do her portrait?
- l might try a nude.

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Let me tell you - you go near her and
l'll come at you like a mighty bazooka.

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l love that lady, right?

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- Listen, start any funny business...
- Or else?

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Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel.

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Where is he?

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- Bollo?
- Bollo?

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(Banging on door)

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Who the hell is that?

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Bobby Bob Bob,
king of the doughnut people!

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Get inside.

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Hey. Wow!

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This place is amazing.

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Don't touch that!

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- l got the animal you wanted.
- Excellent.

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- Get me another one.
- Well, we can't do that,

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there aren't any more left.

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Get me a person then.

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- A human person?
- A human person.

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Everybody's been bugging me
about Joey Moose.

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- Who?
- The Australian keeper

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who disappeared in the reptile house.

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Make something up.
Say he got eaten by the python.

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- The who?
- The windy man! The long mover!

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey, Bainbridge,
what are you up to in here?

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l'd really like to get involved
in your shady operations.

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lf you can keep your stupid mouth shut
you stand to make about 100 euros,

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maybe more,
depending on the bureau de change.

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- Wow.
- Take a look in there.

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No!

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Who are you?
How can l understand you?!

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Shut that door, you idiot!

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He got out! l'll take care of it.

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- l'll go get him.
- l'll get him.

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You smooth things over with the staff.

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(Yells, sobs)

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My nuts.

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OK, people, bad news on two fronts.

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First, our turnip shipment
arrived 25 minutes late

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so consequently
there will be no turnips for lunch.

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(Screams) No!

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Second, Joey Moose,
one of our most beloved zoo keepers,

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has been killed.

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But the good news is
we found out who the culprit is!

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- So who was it?
- lt was the long mover.

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- (Man) Who?
- You know, the windy man.

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- The python?
- Yeah.

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- We're gonna hang him tonight.
- You can't.

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Course you can, he's all neck.

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- Who's with me?
- l run a safe reptile house

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and l know my python wouldn't do that.

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Why? Cos he gives you chocolates
and kisses your lady lumps?

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No, because my python couldn't kill Joey

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because to kill a man
you need a much bigger bite radius.

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Well, bite my radius, lady-us!

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You've been a great crowd!

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- Fossil, you're an idiot.
- l resent that.

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ls anyone going to stand up to this man
or are you scared of him?

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l stand with Mrs Gideon.

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Who are you?

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Howard Moon.
We just spoke ten minutes ago.

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Hm.

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- Anyone else?
- Where's the lemur?

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- He's lost.
- Where's the squid?

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- Where's the what?
- Where's my frog?

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- You smoked it last night!
- Oh, yeah.

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- Where's the cow?
- Shut up!

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- Where's Bollo?
- Stop it!

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Nicey nicey zoo zoo zoo zoo!

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- (Gunshot)
- (Screams)

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- Don't worry, l'm sorting things out.
- Where are the animals?

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- l'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
- Shut up, Moon.

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- You want a piece of me?
- A piece of you, Moon?

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- You haven't got it to give.
- You're lucky Vince is a delicate flower

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- who doesn't like violence.
- Get him!

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And I've got flu. I had flu.
I'm not quite 100% yet.

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lf it wasn't for that l'd be on you
like a powerful moss.

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- You're pathetic, Moon.
- Yeah?

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- Well, step on in whenever you're ready.
- Now.

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- Er, now?
- Right now.

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- What do you mean?
- Right now.

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- Now?
- You and l, right now!

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- lf you want to go now, we can go now.
- Let's go.

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- Come on! Mano a mano!
- Whenever.

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- l can pencil you in later.
- (Growls) Right now!

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- Next Tuesday? Today?
- (Growls) Right now!

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This morning? ln this actual place?

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- Now!
- (Animal grunting)

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Yeah! You better run -
don't mess with the power of the Moon!

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Try and capture that look
l gave Bainbridge before he ran.

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- What look?
- You know, that mean look.

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- My signature look.
- He wasn't running away from you.

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He was running from something,
and that something was me.

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- My mean look.
- l'm not sure that was it.

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- How's it coming on?
- lt's almost there. Come and look.

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- What do you reckon?
- Where's my face?

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- What?
- Where's my face exactly?

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There.

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Could you make me look
less like a balloon?

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- What?
- There's nothing there.

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- l paint what l see.
- And you see that?

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- Don't you like it?
- No.

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There's a space
where my face should be.

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Space? That's not a space,
that's your face.

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That is nothing. That is
a featureless ball on top of a suit.

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- Oh, hi.
- Vince, help me!

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Don't touch my hair.

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- l need your help.
- Can l help at all?

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- That's very good, it's just like him.
- Yeah.

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- You have an affinity with animals.
- l'm pretty good. Who told you that?

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- Everyone knows.
- l'm not a circus freak.

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l need you to talk to the cobra -
he's opposite the python

235
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,346
so maybe he knows what happened.

236
00:13:35,436 --> 00:13:39,635
l don't get on that well with snakes.
l'm small monkeys and lizards.

237
00:13:39,716 --> 00:13:42,231
l understand but can you try?

238
00:13:42,317 --> 00:13:44,467
All right. For you l'll give it a go.

239
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,388
Thank you, Vince.

240
00:13:46,478 --> 00:13:48,547
Can l touch your hair now?

241
00:13:50,237 --> 00:13:52,193
Go on then, quickly.

242
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,709
l said touch it, not grab it.

243
00:13:57,598 --> 00:13:59,669
Well, l'll send him over and...

244
00:14:02,639 --> 00:14:04,470
(Chuckles)

245
00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:07,631
Something funny?
Something funny, is there?

246
00:14:07,719 --> 00:14:09,072
Oh...

247
00:14:10,481 --> 00:14:13,040
(Speaking ''snake language'')

248
00:14:21,641 --> 00:14:23,199
(Laughs)

249
00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:25,842
- That's a good one.
- What's he saying?

250
00:14:25,922 --> 00:14:30,758
l'm just getting him loosened up
with some gags about rattlesnakes.

251
00:14:30,842 --> 00:14:33,072
lt's an amazing gift, isn't it?

252
00:14:34,163 --> 00:14:36,916
Yeah. Well...yes, it is a gift.

253
00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:40,075
l could talk to the cobra myself,
chose not to.

254
00:14:40,163 --> 00:14:43,553
l thought l'd let him have a go.
l'm training him up.

255
00:14:43,643 --> 00:14:45,202
(Speaking ''snake'')

256
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,481
l have a real simpatico
with the snake, you know?

257
00:14:48,564 --> 00:14:52,319
Real...yeah. l respect it,
and l love the way they move.

258
00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:54,760
- Oh, beautiful creatures.
- Yeah.

259
00:14:54,845 --> 00:14:58,679
l sometimes feel very much like
a snake myself sometimes,

260
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,961
the way they shed their skin and...

261
00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:05,325
Sometimes l'd like to take all my skin off
and just writhe about.

262
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:07,158
That's disgusting.

263
00:15:09,247 --> 00:15:11,159
l meant like a metaphor for...

264
00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:13,203
lt's still disgusting.

265
00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:15,320
..identity.

266
00:15:16,286 --> 00:15:18,643
(Speaking ''snake language'')

267
00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:23,925
(Cobra) Speak English, fool.

268
00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:26,728
- Sorry.
- Your face is confusing enough.

269
00:15:26,809 --> 00:15:30,768
All right. Mr Rogers, you gotta tell me
what you saw last night.

270
00:15:30,849 --> 00:15:34,889
l do something for you,
you do something for me.

271
00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:38,440
- What do you want?
- ln lndia l danced for the king,

272
00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:40,485
l want to dance again.

273
00:15:40,569 --> 00:15:42,562
- Snake charming.
- Yes.

274
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,802
We can make it more modern,
bring it up to date,

275
00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:49,201
mix in some harsh tasty beats -
drum'n'bass style.

276
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:52,762
Drum'n'bass? What is drum'n'bass?

277
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,685
Leave that to me.
We're gonna make a fortune!

278
00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:57,923
We can split the profits 50/50.

279
00:15:58,012 --> 00:15:59,970
- 60/40.
- What?

280
00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:02,089
Nothing, my pretty.

281
00:16:02,174 --> 00:16:04,323
Now what do you want from me?

282
00:16:04,412 --> 00:16:08,247
- What happened last night?
- Look into my eyes...

283
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:11,087
all will be revealed...

284
00:16:43,217 --> 00:16:46,767
lt was Bainbridge.
He took the python and Joey Moose.

285
00:16:46,859 --> 00:16:48,814
- l knew it.
- Let's get him.

286
00:16:48,898 --> 00:16:52,210
Whoa there, Mowgli,
it's time for me to take over.

287
00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:54,256
l'll track him down.

288
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,968
This is a dangerous mission,
Mrs Gideon, but l'll do it.

289
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:02,497
l may not come back from it -
all l ask is that you remember me.

290
00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:18,852
Who was that?

291
00:17:23,182 --> 00:17:24,936
(Cheerful whistling)

292
00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:14,702
That's a filthy habit you've got, Moon.

293
00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,465
(Muttering) where am l?

294
00:18:24,549 --> 00:18:26,905
(Bainbridge) The idiot has awoken.

295
00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:29,982
- Times have changed, Moon.
- What's going on?

296
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:35,270
Zoos are over - you see a rhino, big deal.
You see a wolf - who cares?

297
00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:39,663
You see a rhino with a wolf's head -
that's a kind of twisted poetry.

298
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:43,904
l have devised a method
of splicing animals together.

299
00:18:43,991 --> 00:18:47,064
- What's that got to do with me?
- l'll tell you.

300
00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:50,589
Earlier this morning
you foolishly squared up to me,

301
00:18:50,673 --> 00:18:52,664
asked if l wanted a piece of you.

302
00:18:52,753 --> 00:18:55,825
l'll take that piece now -
the head, to be precise.

303
00:18:55,913 --> 00:18:59,190
- You can't have my head.
- l'm gonna take your head

304
00:18:59,274 --> 00:19:01,663
and splice it onto the body of a snake.

305
00:19:02,954 --> 00:19:04,705
Thus.

306
00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:10,268
Couldn't draw the face
but it's self-explanatory.

307
00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:14,064
You won't get away with this,
l'll come after you.

308
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:19,310
Oh, really? l'd like to see that with the
body of a snake and the balls of a chimp.

309
00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:23,072
Love to chat but l arranged
to meet Max for a ploughman's.

310
00:19:23,157 --> 00:19:26,308
Back in half an hour - to splice you silly.

311
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:29,706
Yeah? You'll never get away with this,
Bainbridge!

312
00:19:29,797 --> 00:19:32,312
Joey Moose disappears, nobody cares.

313
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:35,947
Howard Moon disappears,
you got a riot on your hands!

314
00:19:36,038 --> 00:19:40,078
Crowds of people will be
tearing this place apart in a frenzy!

315
00:19:40,159 --> 00:19:43,117
(Birds singing, harp playing gently)

316
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:52,030
..sitting in a tree
K-l-S-S-l-N-G...

317
00:20:12,162 --> 00:20:16,634
Can you keep still, you batty crease?
l'm trying to do your portrait.

318
00:20:16,723 --> 00:20:20,432
l'm having visions.
They're coming thick and fast.

319
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:23,755
- What visions?
- My shaman senses are tingling.

320
00:20:23,844 --> 00:20:26,916
- What are you on about?
- l see a shark with knees.

321
00:20:27,004 --> 00:20:30,201
- What?
- A bat with the face of a spider.

322
00:20:30,285 --> 00:20:33,595
And something else.
Bainbridge has got Howard.

323
00:20:33,685 --> 00:20:36,801
He's in danger.
We have to go and save him.

324
00:20:36,885 --> 00:20:40,480
- Where is he?
- A secret lab somewhere in the zoo.

325
00:20:40,565 --> 00:20:44,275
- Where?
- The vision's fading. l can't see.

326
00:20:44,366 --> 00:20:47,837
Oh, it's coming back.
Oh, no, that's athletics.

327
00:20:47,926 --> 00:20:50,236
How am l gonna find the secret lab?

328
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:54,199
The answer lies within your painting.

329
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,640
Ah.

330
00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:00,846
Oh, right. Secret lab.

331
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,919
Yeah. Cool.

332
00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:06,763
So...that's where that is, you're there,

333
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:18,520
lt's over there.

334
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,077
Oh, right. Excellent.

335
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,049
No. No!

336
00:21:30,131 --> 00:21:32,771
- lt's me, you idiot.
- No!

337
00:21:32,853 --> 00:21:35,889
- What?
- You got something between your teeth.

338
00:21:35,972 --> 00:21:38,087
Oh, yeah. l had broccoli for lunch.

339
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:41,449
- Oh, right.
- How's it going on your solo mission?

340
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,570
- Very well, thank you.
- Yeah?

341
00:21:43,654 --> 00:21:48,283
l followed Bainbridge into his secret lab,
l found Mrs Gideon's python,

342
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:51,286
- it's all sorted.
- Wow. So it's all good, yeah?

343
00:21:51,374 --> 00:21:54,047
- Yeah.
- How come you're lying down then?

344
00:21:54,134 --> 00:21:56,090
lt was quite tiring.

345
00:21:56,175 --> 00:22:00,248
- How come you strapped yourself in?
- Didn't want to fall off.

346
00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:02,485
Well, l'll see you back at the hut.

347
00:22:02,575 --> 00:22:06,124
Vince, get me out of here, will you?
Vince. Vince! Vince!

348
00:22:06,215 --> 00:22:07,616
Vince!

349
00:22:08,456 --> 00:22:10,572
- Get me out of here.
- (Chuckles)

350
00:22:10,656 --> 00:22:12,965
- Something funny?
- You idiot.

351
00:22:13,056 --> 00:22:15,935
Never try and go on a solo mission
on your own.

352
00:22:16,017 --> 00:22:18,484
- Hey, what's that?
- Don't look there.

353
00:22:18,577 --> 00:22:22,775
- What's going on there?
- There's some bad juju afoot. Oh!

354
00:22:23,979 --> 00:22:28,607
- Who's there?
- Don't look at us, we are ashamed.

355
00:22:29,819 --> 00:22:32,538
- Who are you?
- We are ugly.

356
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:35,770
We are mutants. Oh, shame.

357
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,294
- No, do not be ashamed.
- Oh.

358
00:22:39,379 --> 00:22:42,975
We're trained zoo keepers.
Come forwards.

359
00:22:46,139 --> 00:22:48,097
Oh, you're grotesque.

360
00:22:48,182 --> 00:22:49,534
Oh!

361
00:22:49,622 --> 00:22:51,180
Sorry.

362
00:22:51,261 --> 00:22:54,457
Sorry about that.
Please, do not be afraid.

363
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,931
Come forwards. Come into the light.

364
00:22:57,022 --> 00:22:58,853
Further.

365
00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:02,570
- Split the difference?
- Oh, double shame.

366
00:23:02,661 --> 00:23:05,939
- What are you?
- We don't know what we are!

367
00:23:06,023 --> 00:23:09,412
- Are we postmen?
- Shut up, dingball!

368
00:23:09,502 --> 00:23:14,055
We are mutant animals.
Dixon Bainbridge made us.

369
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:18,821
He is the lord.
He brings the pain and the heal.

370
00:23:18,905 --> 00:23:21,134
We're gonna give you something now.

371
00:23:21,224 --> 00:23:24,376
Something Dixon Bainbridge
can never take away -

372
00:23:24,465 --> 00:23:27,901
- your freedom.
- (Mutants mutter)

373
00:23:27,984 --> 00:23:31,694
Freedom? What is freedom?

374
00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:34,744
Freedom is a place.

375
00:23:34,826 --> 00:23:36,942
A place without bars.

376
00:23:38,027 --> 00:23:41,417
Without keys, without locks.
A place without...

377
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:44,066
- (Mutant) Cops?!
- What?

378
00:23:44,147 --> 00:23:46,422
Are there cops?

379
00:23:46,507 --> 00:23:49,261
Er, yeah. lt's not really about that.

380
00:23:49,348 --> 00:23:51,179
ls there bacon?

381
00:23:51,268 --> 00:23:55,739
lt's not about what there is and isn't,
it's more of an abstract concept.

382
00:23:55,829 --> 00:23:58,423
- What is bacon?
- Shut up!

383
00:23:58,509 --> 00:24:02,627
l am speaking to the five finger.
l am the prettiest one here.

384
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:08,386
l am the only one bright enough.
(Gurgles)

385
00:24:08,470 --> 00:24:11,941
Look, it's time for you
to break free from the zoo now.

386
00:24:12,031 --> 00:24:13,862
(All) # Nicey nicey zoo zoo

387
00:24:13,951 --> 00:24:16,385
♪ He bring the pain, he heal us too

388
00:24:16,471 --> 00:24:19,349
♪ Nicey nicey zoo zoo... ♪

389
00:24:19,431 --> 00:24:22,947
Shut up! lt's time for you
to sing your own song now.

390
00:24:23,033 --> 00:24:25,626
Time to march to the beat
of your own drum.

391
00:24:25,712 --> 00:24:29,831
Who are you
that would give us our freedom?

392
00:24:29,913 --> 00:24:32,586
Who l am is not important.

393
00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:36,108
- Oh, OK then.
- lt's Howard Moon, if you want to know.

394
00:24:36,193 --> 00:24:38,662
- Harry Moon?
- Howard Moon.

395
00:24:38,753 --> 00:24:41,791
We're gonna leave you now
but never forget

396
00:24:41,874 --> 00:24:44,785
it was Dixon Bainbridge
who turned you into

397
00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:48,470
the hopeless race
of despicable freaks that you are.

398
00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:51,115
- (All groan)
- See you then.

399
00:24:52,315 --> 00:24:54,669
- Take care.
- Single file.

400
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:56,633
ls there bacon outside?

401
00:24:58,395 --> 00:25:01,149
(Bainbridge, laughs) OK, Max, bye.

402
00:25:01,236 --> 00:25:03,626
Give my love to Cindy. Cheers.

403
00:25:03,716 --> 00:25:05,514
Stupid asshole.

404
00:25:13,557 --> 00:25:16,118
Pucker up, Moon, it's splicing time.

405
00:25:17,158 --> 00:25:20,275
- Surprise!
- Get back in your cages!

406
00:25:20,358 --> 00:25:24,193
We will obey you no longer, Bainbridge.

407
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,908
Listen, l am your lord! You will obey me!

408
00:25:27,999 --> 00:25:30,832
Chigwack, Aleready,
get in your cage!

409
00:25:31,561 --> 00:25:34,028
Jet, Patrick, Bonocute!

410
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,274
(Growling and gurgling)

411
00:25:38,602 --> 00:25:41,195
- What do you want?
- Sign here, please.

412
00:25:41,282 --> 00:25:44,557
Shut up! We want our freedom.

413
00:25:44,641 --> 00:25:48,430
Freedom?! Don't make me laugh!
You're nothing!

414
00:25:48,522 --> 00:25:51,832
Oh, we are much more than that.

415
00:25:56,323 --> 00:25:58,678
♪ We are the mutant race

416
00:25:58,763 --> 00:26:00,958
♪ Don't look at my eyes,
don't look at my face

417
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:03,272
♪ We are the mutant people

418
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:06,640
♪ Don't look at my eyes,
don't look at my face

419
00:26:07,284 --> 00:26:09,003
♪ Huh!

420
00:26:11,965 --> 00:26:13,523
♪ Huh!

421
00:26:51,688 --> 00:26:53,759
♪ l'm not a man, l am a reject

422
00:26:53,848 --> 00:26:56,206
♪ And even if you try
you know that you can't

423
00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:58,520
♪ Stop me with your human skills

424
00:26:58,610 --> 00:27:00,521
♪ Cos l've got nine feet and gills

425
00:27:00,610 --> 00:27:02,965
♪ And l can breathe underwater

426
00:27:03,051 --> 00:27:05,281
♪ And l can swing from a tree

427
00:27:05,371 --> 00:27:07,487
♪ And l can do what l wanna

428
00:27:07,571 --> 00:27:09,721
♪ And l wanna be free, yeah!

429
00:27:09,811 --> 00:27:12,166
♪ We are the mutant race

430
00:27:12,252 --> 00:27:14,208
♪ Don't look at my eyes,
don't look at my face

431
00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:16,522
♪ We are the mutant people

432
00:27:16,613 --> 00:27:18,967
♪ Don't look at my eyes,
don't look at my face

433
00:27:19,053 --> 00:27:21,203
♪ We are the mutant race

434
00:27:21,293 --> 00:27:23,727
♪ You don't looka like me,
l don't looka like you

435
00:27:23,813 --> 00:27:25,883
♪ We are the mutant people

436
00:27:25,973 --> 00:27:29,410
♪ We're gonna bust ourselves
right out of this zoo ♪

437
00:27:33,814 --> 00:27:37,011
Here you go, Mrs Gideon, he's in there.

438
00:27:37,095 --> 00:27:40,486
- l don't know what to say.
- Don't say anything, it was nothing.

439
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,372
Oh, all right then.

440
00:27:42,455 --> 00:27:46,084
Well, it was quite a dangerous
life-threatening mission.

441
00:27:46,175 --> 00:27:49,167
- Oh, right. Thanks, Vince.
- lt's all right.

442
00:27:49,256 --> 00:27:52,134
And thank you too...

443
00:27:53,016 --> 00:27:54,973
(Mouths)

444
00:27:58,138 --> 00:27:59,854
Howard.

445
00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:03,329
Our pleasure.

446
00:28:05,898 --> 00:28:08,731
This one's going out
to the cobra massive!

447
00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:11,812
MC Rogers, big it up now!

448
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:15,414
MC Corn Snake, DJ Gecko,

449
00:28:15,499 --> 00:28:18,968
DJ Spit-ln-Your-Eye, DJ Venom -
they're all here!

450
00:28:19,058 --> 00:28:23,850
Let's go! Funk it!
The vibe is big, the room is small.

451
00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:26,853
Yeah! Shed your skin!