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Come with us now on a journey
through time and space!

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To the world of The Mighty Boosh!

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What about this?

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Good.

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-How about this?
-Also good.

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What about this - to travelling?

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Oh.. manifique!

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The funky inuit?

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Very good.

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-What about this cape?
-A bit last week..

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I'll put that in the maybe-pile.

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Vince, you ready?

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Almost there, yeah. Narrowed it down to
these two piles.

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You are joking, aren't you? We're going
to a cabin in the woods.

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-So?
-For one weekend!

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Yeah, I suppose.

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Let's try and narrow it down, okay?

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Do you need this tie?

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Yeah! The tie is a multipurpose accessory.
You know, belt, schoolboy, Rambo.

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All right, what about this Jacobean ruff?

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Listen. I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's
going to comeback in while we're away.

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-I don't want to get left behind.
-You'll be in the wilderness. Who's going to know?

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What if someone's photographing animals,
yeah, and I'm the back of the shot?

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The Internet's a powerful took these days.

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Vince, you've got to be more economical, like me.

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You see what I've got going on here? The multipurpose
tweed utility suit - it's all I'm taking and it's all I need!

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-Yeah, what if you wanna go swimming?
-It zips down to trunks.

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Well it's easy for you, isn't it?
You haven't got any style.

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Do you mind? I don't buffet about on the
winds of fashion.

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Fashion may come and go, Howard Moon
remains where he is.

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Clothes avalanche!

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All right, that's it! One suitcase!

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-Naboo, are you ready?
-Nearly, what do you think - red or blue?

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I don't care. We're supposed to have set off by now! What is
the matter with everyone?! Did you get my itinerary?

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Look, chill out, we're going on holiday, it's suppose to be relaxing'!

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I'm going to have to type out a new one.

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-What about you? Have you packed?
-Yes I have! This is everything I need right here.

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-I'm wearing it! The multipurpose tweed utility suit!
-What if you want to go swimming?

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Happy? Now get ready!

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Oh, I didn't need to see that..

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-Okay Bollo. You ready?
-Hm, yeah.

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-Let's do it!
-Okay.

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Go on Bollo!

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-Use your monkey strength!
-Come on, baby!

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Get your primate arms out! Put your back into it!
Bit more, bit more, come on!

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-Yes!
-Quickly, quickly!

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Go!

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Nice!

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Can't you put your suit back on?

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The zip broke.

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-I hate wildness. Can't we go to Euro Disney?
-I'm not spending another summer in a Goofy lounge, okay?

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-I've booked us a cabin, deep in the woods.
-Great.

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-Is good for me actually.
-Is it really?

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I'm running low on supplies. As a shaman I can put it
down as a business trip and claim it all back.

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Nice.

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-Where you find out about this cabin?
-A little advert in the Global Explorer.

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A magazine I subscribe to.

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-Global Explorer?
-Very inspiring stuff.

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I hate that magazine. It's a sepia nightmare!
I tried to read it once, it get me a panic attack.

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-You heard of this?
-Huh?

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-Cheekbone?
-No.

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It's the most up to-date magazine around. It's so
cutting-edge, it goes out of date every three hours.

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-Really?
-You can't get it in shops. It's delivered by ninjas.

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Yeah, well, the Global Explorer never
goes out a date.

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There's photographs in there, that are eternally
relevant to our life and times, Vince.

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One day I intend to be on the cover of that magazine.

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-What, with a tropical disease?
-No!

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-With one of my photographs.
-What photographs?

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I'm building up quite a portfolio, I'll have you know.

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-What, are you a photographer now?
-Yes, sir.

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-I thought you were jazz poet.
-I do many things.

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That you don't know about. I span the genres, Vince.
They call me the Genre Spanner.

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They call you the Spanner.

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-Cheekbone.
-Cheers!

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Here's a poem for I'm the Moon. Neil
Armstrong walking on my face.

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Buzz Aldrin, he walking on my face. And then
the third one, a spaceman walkin' on my face.

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All on the surfaces, and they looking at all
the stuff that the Moon has got to offer.

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Hehe.. yeah.

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Here we are. What do you think of that?

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Is this the garage?

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No, this is it, Vince.

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Woow, check these out! A true hunters cabin, eh?

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Aah..

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Sorry Bollo..

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That was Chinque. He was my friend. As
children we played together in forest.

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My father warn us, "No go too far, for
there are hunter at edge of forest."

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But Chinque curious. He always say: 'Bollo, please. Please
let us go to edge of forest!' over and over and over..

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And so finally, one day, I chopped his head off.

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Cup of tea, anyone?

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Ah yes, this is more like it.

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A roaring fire, cup of tea, what more do you need, eh?

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Mtv?!

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We're getting away from all that, Vince.
Getting away from the noise of the city.

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Listen - what can you hear?

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Your cells dying.

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-Tranquillity, Vince. The sound of nature.
-I'm bored!

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Yeah, well I knew you would be, which is why,
if you turn to page three of your itineraries,

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you'll find I've prepared a short introductory lecture on the
wildness, just to get you into the spirit of things, okay?

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I've gotta bad feeling about this.

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No kidding, let's get out of here.

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-Oi, where are you two going?
-Shaman business.

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-Well can I come with you?
-No, you've got to stay here with him.

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Aah, you're joking, he's insane!

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Look at him, he's all excited, you can't leave him.

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Thanks a lot.

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-Hey guys, what's happening?
-We're going to get some supplies.

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It's ten o'clock at night! You're going miss the lecture.

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It's the best time, there's no one around.

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-Oh.
-Do you want anything?

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-No, I'm fine, thanks.
-I'm getting some owl beaks, if you're interested.

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Owl beaks? What for?

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The thing is about owl beaks is they can restore
man's fire, if you get my drift..

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-I'm fine, thanks.
-Sure? A man of your age?

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-I said I'm fine.
-I get you, Vince is in the room.

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Just get out, will you, if you're going.

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Right, where were we?

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Get you a couple, yeah?

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Okay.. There you go.

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What's this for?

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Take notes and then we can do a Question & Answer 
session in the interval.

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-Interval?
-Yes, sir.

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-Are you out of your mind?
-Simmer down.

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Now the life cycle of the frog. The frog is 
an amphibian and he lays eggs...

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They're called spawn, which then become 
tadpoles... dormant... hibernation...

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Now the brown bear, differing from the black bear,
will hibernate for up to three and a half months,

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the brown bear, obviously, three months. You can
have a look at your notes on that one.

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Interesting fact about those two bears, the black bear sometimes
can be brown and the brown bear can sometimes be..

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..black! Haha..
Yes!

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-Well well, lookie here!
-Keep back, I know Wing-Chun!

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-You only had one lesson.
-Shut up!

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Cool your jets, I'm Kodiak Jack, I own this cabin, I'm just
checking in to see how you're all settling in.

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Kodiak, it's Howard Moon! We spoke on the
phone this morning.

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-The what?
-The telephone.

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Ooh, oh the talkiestick! Your voice was trapped
in there this morning!

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-Yeah, Howard Moon.
-Hello!  -Well hello.

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And hello! What's your name sugar dumpling?

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Vince.

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Hm.. beautiful name.

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Well, we were just doing a lecture on the wildness here,
and you're welcome to sort of stick around and join us.

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-Oh yeah?
-Yeah!

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What do you know about that, Mr City balls?

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-Well uh.. I have read this rather large book on the wildness.
-Book?!? That's all you people know!

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Let me tell you something. It's all about experience.

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Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum
and run away with it? Then sell it on ebay a day later?

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-Huh?
-No.

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-Have you ever been rohypnoted by a swan? Woke up in Cancun?
-No.

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You ever been to a tea party with a herd of rhino?
Well, I HAVE! And it ain't purdy!

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-Right..
-I've had run-ins with all these animals and I killed 'em all.

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I killed that one. I killed that one! I...
killed that one.

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Well.. I've had some pretty hairy moments myself, sir, yes sir.

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Oh yeah? You got any scars to prove it?

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-Emotional scars? Yes..
-Yeah? Check this out!

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Moose bite, 1973. Ain't nothing emotional about that.

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Check this out! Horn of a wildebeest ripped it wide open.
Had to tie it up with my own shoestring!

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Yeah? Big deal! See that? Straighteners, Nicky Clarke. Hottest
you can get. Fell asleep on them while I was pissed.

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-Jiminy Christmas!
-Now, can you get out please? 'Cause I want to go to bed.

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Oh.. yes. Pardonnez-moi.  Of course. I hope we meet
again sometime under different circumstances.

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-What a character!
-What a freak!

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Uuh, mister, I was wondering if you'd care to join
me for a drink and possibly a smoke on the porch?

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-Man to man, so to speak.
-Don't mind if I do, sir.

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Me and Jack are just going to have a little
bit of a wildness chat, check you in a bit.

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Yeah, whatever..

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Get some of that for me, will you, Bollo?

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Hm.. okay.. Oh, three for two. Bargain!

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And when the spaceman come, they did experimentens
with a hammer and the feather.

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to see which one would land first. And, do you know, on the
moon's surface, they land at exactly the same time!

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They could have done that with anything - beach ball,
peg, magnet.. Little drawing of some chicken..

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It don't make no difference. When you on the
Moon, everything lands the same.

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Beautiful view, huh?

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Oh yeah..

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You know, when I see a view like that I'm always
aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind

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and yet, at the same time, the irrevocable connection 
that we all have with the universe..

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You know what I think about?

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All the tiny animal penises all over! Anyway,
 I've got a question for you.

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You two out here on your honeymoon?

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Uh.. no Jack.. I think you've got the wrong 
end of the stick there. Hahaha..

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Well uh.. what are you doing out here in these parts, then?

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Well I'm a wildlife photographer by trade. 
Just building myself up a portfolio, sir..

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-Ah, picture box!
-That's me, it's in my blood, you know?

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Well uh.. maybe I can help you with that.

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-How?
-Well you know, left to your own devices out here in the forest,

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you'd be lucky to get a picture of a chip 
muck or a piece of moss.

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But I know the whereabouts of a creature, 
that's never been seen by human eyeballs.

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You get a photograph of that, you'll be famous! 
On a cover of some fancy magazine!

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You see this map right here? Leads directly 
to the creature's lair, out on Piney Ridge.

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-Can I have a look at that?
-Maybe you can and maybe you can't.

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Can I?

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Well, maybe I've got something you want and 
maybe you've got something I want.

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-What?
-Well you know..

190
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..man does get lonely out here in the woods.

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Uh.. no Jack, I'm sorry.. I mean I'm a liberal guy,
but I will draw the line there, I'm afraid.

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Not you, you dickbrain! I'm talking about hoochie-coochie 
pants in there. Man does have his standards.

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We don't often get a little cute, nubile 
princess like that around here.

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Usually old, weather-beaten types like yourself..

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Look, I could never do that, okay? Vince's a friend 
 of mine, so I bid you good night!

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Well that's a shame, I guess you won't be needing 
a photo of the one and only, the legendary - Yeti!

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How long would you need him for? 

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Excuse me. Are these supposed to be like this?

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Oh, sorry it's burst..

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-Bollo get us some more jaguar tears, will you? 
They're going everywhere.  -Okay.

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-Just by horns and hooves.
-Oh, okay.

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-You all right, Barry?
-All right Naboo.

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I haven't seen you for ages! When was it? 
Whikkam caves. Quite a night.

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Yeah, I was out of my head that night - sick in 
my turban. You were all over the shop.

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I know, it was my birthday. I was off my chops!  
I had two Mick Jaggers and a line of cheap whizz.

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-Anyway, what are you up to these days?
-Oh, I've gone freelance.

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-You've still got Bollo?
-Yeah, he's over there getting me some stuff.

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-All right Bollo!
-Huh.

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Where's your familiar?

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Ah! This is Chrissie.

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- Oh, he's lovely, this one. I thought you had a black cat.
- I did. Doing my head in. Got myself an upgrade.

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- I wish I could get an upgrade.
- Well, you should. He's tiny, got all the latest features.

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-Got a points card?
-Bollo?

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-Oh, sorry. I forgot it.
-See what I mean? That's worth fifty magic carpet miles.

215
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- Upgrade.
- See ya later Barry.

216
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Here, Naboo, can I have a word?

217
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:04,924
If I was you, I'd keep yourself indoors 
tonight. Avoid the forest.

218
00:16:04,937 --> 00:16:08,076
-Oh yeah?
-Apparently it's breeding night for the Yeti.

219
00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:11,523
- I thought they were hibernating?
- They are, but every 25 years they come out.

220
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:18,074
Look for a man to breed with. They're bloody
rampant. If I was you, I'd avoid Piney Ridge.

221
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:22,538
-How did you find out about this?
-Chrissie, gets all the latest, he's got sonar.

222
00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:26,112
-Why didn't you tell me about this, Bollo?
-Well, I told you I had a bad feeling.

223
00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:28,929
Any details?
See you later, Barry.

224
00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:33,898
All right there, gorgeous. When do you knock off?

225
00:17:12,085 --> 00:17:15,437
~No, please don't go ~ Come in!
-Well hello there!

226
00:17:15,972 --> 00:17:20,744
-What do you want?
-Well, I brought you some flowers. Picked 'em myself.

227
00:17:21,443 --> 00:17:22,555
Where's Howard?

228
00:17:22,619 --> 00:17:27,788
Oh, he's fine. He just went for a walk on 
Piney Ridge. Left us alone for a while.

229
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,833
-What are you eating?
-Owl beaks. Do you want some?

230
00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:33,506
-No, I'm fine.
-Gets you in a mood.

231
00:17:33,549 --> 00:17:38,818
-Mood for what?
-Purdy little thing like you and a big old mountain man like me...

232
00:17:39,176 --> 00:17:41,203
-Get away from me!
-But I loves you, Vincey!

233
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:44,891
-You're weird, get off me!!
-I love my little Vincey!

234
00:17:45,215 --> 00:17:55,094
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!....

235
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:58,449
There you go, Nicky Clarke - hottest you can get!

236
00:17:58,532 --> 00:17:59,265
What's going on?

237
00:17:59,296 --> 00:18:03,096
I'll tell you what's going on. I've just narrowly
avoided a bumming from Grizzly Adams!

238
00:18:03,109 --> 00:18:08,024
-Where's Howard?
-He went for a walk or something out a Piney ridge.

239
00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:11,854
What? Have I got a shit on my face?

240
00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:18,441
-Do you think Howard will be all right, Naboo?
-We're going to have to move fast, before the Yetis get him.

241
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:22,529
-What are they going to do to him if they catch him?
-I don't even want to speak it's name.

242
00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:26,411
-All right, we'd better get to Piney ridge quick smart.
-Well, let's get to move on then!

243
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:30,250
-Yeah.. I can't drive.
-I can't drive, either!

244
00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:33,089
-I thought you could!
-I thought you could!

245
00:18:33,134 --> 00:18:34,737
-Aaaaah...
-Idiots...

246
00:18:34,749 --> 00:18:38,537
-Did you bring your magic carpet?
-Howard wouldn't let me pack it - 'one suitcase'!

247
00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:41,216
-Oh what are we gonna do?
-Bollo?

248
00:18:41,392 --> 00:18:44,215
Come on Bollo, get your monkey anus up at 
the steering wheel.

249
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:46,406
-Bollo no drive.
-You're joking, why not?

250
00:18:46,736 --> 00:18:49,111
-Bollo lose licence.
-When did that happen?

251
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:55,198
Long time ago.. It was Chinque. As teenager we 
would drive about down together.

252
00:18:55,242 --> 00:19:01,597
My father warn us, "no drive too fast, for there 
are speed camera on A49."

253
00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:09,564
But Chinque crazy. He dangerous. He always say:
 "Please, Bollo. Please let us go faster."

254
00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:15,763
-Yeah, yeah, so you chopped his head off, right?
-No. I chopped his feet off. Stopped him pressing accelerator.

255
00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:19,594
Have you got any more stories about Chinque, Bollo? 
Do you mind we should get Howard?

256
00:19:19,654 --> 00:19:24,414
-Uh. What are we going to do? Piney Ridge is about 5 hours away on foot.
-Mini cab?

257
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:31,405
-Cheekbone.
-Ooh, cheers! Haha, new issue!

258
00:19:32,182 --> 00:19:36,572
The Jacobean ruff's back in. I knew it. Genius!

259
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,661
-Hey, mate, you can't drive, can you?
-Yes.

260
00:19:39,996 --> 00:19:40,868
Yes!

261
00:19:41,643 --> 00:19:45,126
-Aaaaaaah..
-Speed camera!

262
00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:57,354
Howard! Howard!

263
00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:03,314
Jeez, I thought Bollo had big feet, look at this!

264
00:20:05,617 --> 00:20:06,696
Shit.

265
00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:21,918
Now don't panic anyone. I'm a shaman - we've studied Yeties,
 haven't we, Bollo? There's something they don't like, what is it?

266
00:20:22,134 --> 00:20:23,343
-Uuuh.. cheese?
-No.

267
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:24,830
-Uuuh.. lipstick?
-No..

268
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,951
-Uuh.. connect-four?
-No!

269
00:20:27,438 --> 00:20:32,405
Uuuh.. mirrors! They're scared of their own 
reflection! If only we had a mirror..

270
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,189
-What size do you need?
-What?

271
00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:37,984
Well, do you want a hand held, full length, make-up 
mirror, this one's good for close-ups.

272
00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:39,436
Great, give me that.

273
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,963
-Actually, I think that was unicorns..
-Nice try.

274
00:20:49,843 --> 00:20:55,918
Kalamalooo...Cachoola, Panto, Tatsita, Sacoolo, Fanto.

275
00:20:55,969 --> 00:21:00,720
-We thougt you've been killed!
-What? By these guys? They're peaceful.

276
00:21:02,148 --> 00:21:05,672
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with 
your eyes? You look weird, Howard.

277
00:21:05,691 --> 00:21:15,542
Howard? Oh yes, I remember him. Paranoid. At odds 
with himself. He's gone now. Say hello to Parsley.

278
00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:19,493
-Parsley? What's the matter with you?
-I feel free inside.

279
00:21:19,574 --> 00:21:24,469
-That's great Parsley, let's get out of here.
-Whoa there, what's the rush? Stay a while.

280
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:28,532
-This is my home now.
-What - in the woods?

281
00:21:28,544 --> 00:21:32,597
-Come! Let me show you.
-You've gone insane!

282
00:21:32,648 --> 00:21:38,763
I resisted at first, but now the rhythms of the forest 
flow through me, and they can flow through you, too.

283
00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:47,557
~ Follow me, forget the world. 
Look around at the wonders of nature ~

284
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:58,867
~ Never fear, everything is here. 
And you don't need your friends or family ~

285
00:22:00,677 --> 00:22:03,636
~ We are family ~

286
00:22:05,434 --> 00:22:13,820
~ Come with me and then you will see.
 Everything you need within life ~

287
00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:21,913
~ Hey, ho, it's easy letting go.
When nothing before was real ~

288
00:22:22,825 --> 00:22:31,288
~ Look into our eyes, you can see the future. 
Look into our eyes, we can see your soul ~

289
00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:35,223
~ We will be together. 
Everything is here ~

290
00:22:34,477 --> 00:22:37,470
-He's gone wrong!
-I know, he's in a trance.

291
00:22:37,796 --> 00:22:40,621
It's all part of the ritual - it's what they 
do before they breed with you.

292
00:22:40,705 --> 00:22:43,125
-What's Bollo doing?!
-Aah, he's gone too..

293
00:22:43,455 --> 00:22:49,620
Listen, Vince, this is Yeti magic, don't listen to the hippie
nonsense. You're a punk, stay punk, think of Johnny Thunders.

294
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:52,266
-Right.
-Mick and Keith. Block it out.

295
00:22:52,263 --> 00:22:57,219
-Okay, but what about you, Naboo?
-Don't worry about me, I'm a shaman. My minds like a fortress.

296
00:22:58,124 --> 00:23:05,049
~ Listen to your heart, everything is good here.
Nothing before was real ~

297
00:23:07,096 --> 00:23:15,312
~ Never fear, everything is here. 
And you don't need your friends or family ~

298
00:23:15,767 --> 00:23:23,446
~ Listen to your heart, it's easy letting go.
 We are family, we are family ~

299
00:23:23,982 --> 00:23:32,556
~ Look into our eyes, you can see the future. 
Look into our eyes, we can see your soul ~

300
00:23:33,253 --> 00:23:40,853
~ Hey, ho, it's easy letting go. 
When nothing before was real ~

301
00:23:41,372 --> 00:23:48,691
~ Listen to your heart, everything is good here. 
Nothing before was real ~

302
00:23:50,131 --> 00:23:58,569
~ Listen to your heart, everything is good here. 
Listen to your heart, everything is good.. ~

303
00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:01,697
-Huh?
-Run for your lives!

304
00:24:02,001 --> 00:24:04,514
-Where am I?
-Aaaaargh! I've got bunches!

305
00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:05,889
Where's my turban?

306
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:13,232
It's the gueen and she's horny as hell! 
Run little Vincey, I'll save you!

307
00:24:14,135 --> 00:24:16,663
Come here, you little Yeti-biatch!

308
00:24:18,335 --> 00:24:19,702
Biatch?!

309
00:24:21,453 --> 00:24:27,204
No, no... uh.. aaaargh!

310
00:24:27,731 --> 00:24:34,411
Aaaargh, oh little to the left, oh yeah..
Vince I didn't get your email!

311
00:25:01,469 --> 00:25:03,054
Wait for me!

312
00:25:16,844 --> 00:25:20,043
Security to aisle seven, please.

313
00:26:05,058 --> 00:26:12,172
-Sorry..
-Aaaaargh..

314
00:26:22,794 --> 00:26:24,498
-Malt loaf.
-What?

315
00:26:24,546 --> 00:26:26,970
-Malt loaf.
-What are you talking about?

316
00:26:27,014 --> 00:26:31,441
-It's what the Yeties are afraid of!
-Great, just in time there, Naboo.

317
00:26:31,545 --> 00:26:34,821
I had some of as well, it's on the GI diet.

318
00:26:35,201 --> 00:26:38,544
-Can we go to the Goofy lounge next year?
-That's fine by me.

319
00:26:44,255 --> 00:26:46,255
-Thank you!
-Good day sir.

320
00:26:46,591 --> 00:26:48,511
New Global Explorer's in. Hahahaaa..

321
00:26:50,199 --> 00:26:51,279
I don't believe it!

322
00:26:55,522 --> 00:26:58,623
Vince Noir finds Yeti! Hahaha cool!

323
00:27:01,278 --> 00:27:04,874
I say, old bean, would you be kind enough 
to sign a copy for my wife?

324
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:08,718
-No problem.
-Make it out to Allan.

325
00:27:08,725 --> 00:27:10,470
-There you go.
-Thank you.

326
00:27:12,982 --> 00:27:14,805
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